Lasagna vs. Spaghetti - Hold Up with Dulcé Sloan & Josh Johnson | The Daily Show 

Dulce “I don’t have enough white ancestry in me to enjoy his”, a phrase that covers so much😅

"I have been tried, titillated, and tempted by the harlot that is lasagna" I had to pause and walk away 😂

I could listen to Josh's voice all day.

While I tune in for their friendship and banter- Dulce's glowing skin always gets me. ✨️

My son called them spaghetti snakes and spaghetti blankets to differentiate when he couldn’t say lasagna.

Team LASAGNA! It has layers people.. LAYERS of deliciousiness!!

josh's sigh when dulce said pasta was wet bread and beer being bread you can drink is a fat mood

Dulcé’s laugh is dangerously contagious 😂

I’m usually with Josh on these, but the only reason to choose spaghetti is convenience. Lasagna has a diversity of textures! Not to mention that it’s great for meal prepping. Lasagna leftovers are INFINITELY better than soggy next-day spaghetti!

As much as I love lasagna, spaghetti wins in general for one thing: portion control. You have total control of the noodle to sauce/topping ratio. Living alone also makes boiling noodles and combining it with a sauce just easier/faster to do (as much as that is a knock for Dulcé). I make a mean spaghetti carbonara that only takes about 15 minutes. Though, I did just discover an Instagram video about making personal lasagnas in small bread loaf tins that might change the game entirely.

So what I get from Dulce’s argument is that she doesn’t care for pasta in general, so if she’s gonna eat it, you had better’ve put some love into it! Agreed! Spaghetti is quick and easy, but lasagna requires some love! Love your show! ❤

How can Josh keep a straight face when Dulce cuts up?? Dulce, you crazy😂.

Not even a contest. Lasagna ALL the way. It’s layered so each bite has a little of every ingredient. You can’t beat that.

Lasagna! That is all, carry on

You guys!!! You’re killing this Italian over here! Italian Americans call red sauce gravy. You’ve never heard anyone from Jersey say Sunday gravy?? 🤦‍♀️ I’ve never left this many comments on a single video, but my head is exploding! 🤯 😂

Anyone grew up with egg noodles, ground beef, onions, seasonings and brown gravy? 😋 🤤

You're right Dulce Tomatoes AND potatoes were new world items and pasta came from China. I have often wondered the same thing that you are. What the heck were people eating hundreds of years ago in England?! Seems like a lot of rabbit and celery

In China and Korea you can buy ramen that is meant to be eaten dry. They are pre-seasoned and shaped much smaller. Its like a bag of chip, but ramen. I have found memories of eating dried ramen because i'd buy a pack after school whenever I had pocket money. It was a pretty big deal at the time because these ramen came with collectible cards inside. Also, it came in a regular brick that you crush and season yourself. Dried snack ramen is cruchier than the average ramen.

I agree with Dulce! It takes me 2-3 hours to make lasagna and my daughter sits patiently waiting for it to be ready!

Super bummed Dulce didn’t say, “the PASTAbility” instead of “possibility”. 😂

I can't believe I gotta defend Instant Ramen! It is not raw, because after the noodles are made, they are steamed, and then dehydrated. I gotta say, I'm a culinarily intelligent person, and a lot of your complaints for this one miss the mark for me. Still a hilarious episode. Love you guys!

To me wet bread is stuffing (dressing) and bread pudding. That is legit bread that has been made wet on purpose.

Spaghetti has the advantage that it combines really well with seafood sauces. Shrimp and calamari cannot take the longer cooking time that lasagna demands.

1 reason why Cincinnati chilli has noodles is because it was used to stretch the chilli to make it last longer/feed more people.

This one really made me think. I LOVE lasagna, but only when I make it. I’ve had so many bad lasagnas. I never order it when I go out. I think spaghetti wins this round only because it’s harder to mess up spaghetti over lasagna

Wholly support Josh for stopping Dulce trying to make a spaghetti- lasagna monstrosity. JUST no :P Love both of you!!!

I need this to go to sleep. You both have just relaxing voices and the only topics i need i my life right now. Love from germany

LASAGNA ALL DAY

"I'm spaghetti all day." *even more in love* Had it for dinner tonight. See, Josh, we on the same page almost every time. I think we have something real.

When making La-zag-na with uncooked noodles it's all about extra sauce and proper layering. I have never will I ever boil those noodles! The process is long enough! But bake time is longer and comes out solid and juicy EVERY time. But I'm also lactose intolerant, so bring on the Spaghetti 😉❣️

This isn’t a debate. Lasagna all day.

Dulce is right it's all pasta. You can get other types of pasta that are not wheat;artichoke, quinoa,chickpea,and corn. Pasta was not poor people food when I was growing up we had beans and cornbread.

Okay this is an interesting one so lasagna versus spaghetti I love both but I'm sorry to say I'm going to have to go with spaghetti. I've had more of that than lasagna in my lifetime like lasagna for me it's like a treat something special for dinner. We don't always have it cuz it's kind of expensive let's be real to get all the ingredients

It's the funny thing that she took his original point about lasagna being just spaghetti that's cut up different.

I don't think I've had baked spaghetti but I've had macaroni and cheese that was baked cuz my grandmother makes a mean one.

Lasagna is typically more delicious, but also a day ender

Som people do call marinara sauce gravy. One of my teachers called it a “Philly Italian thing”.

Did she just say that spaghetti isn't sophisticated wow! she brought the violence

Team lasagna all the way. I have respect for something that challenges me to get it right. It’s so versatile it doesn’t even have to have noodles! The lasagna family includes the strata, which is just veggies, and/or meat, sauce, and cheese.

Spaghetti is an inexpensive meal, lasagna can be expensive due to type of ingredients. But lasagna it is for me. Spaghetti after sitting in sauce gets mushy quick.

As a European, your visions on pasta are very shocking to hear for some reason 😂 Pre boiling lasagna sheets and breaking spaghetti, like what?!

Lasagna always better than spaghetti. Much more going on in a lasagna than spaghetti.

You failed to mention the cutting of lasagna and how the fillings squish out, leaving you with one bite of only pasta and one bite of all the fillings. TEAM SPAGHETTI!

I must disagree with Dulce on the "who invented" logic, cause I'm a Chinese and I see that logic used a thousand times a day to belittle other people's culture with a nationalism intention especially in situations that other cultures actually did a better job than us. Also, aren't nobody ever mentioned the fact that "people" was invented in Africa.

I finally agree with Josh!😂😂😂😂

LASAGNA AND SPAGHETTI ARE THE SAME THING

Spaghetti 🍝 of course. Lasagna is just a casserole. Which is mess likely dropped on the floor and covered up with sauce and mixed with other stuff that should be separate on the plate.

"I'm being gaslit LIVE! "

Hey Dulce and Josh! I love the show. You should do cold vs hot! Whether that's outside temperature, food, whatever. That would be a fun debate!!

You have to bake it right and uncover it 10-15 minutes before and let the top brown ever so lightly.

Wait you can have bread crumbs on top of the lasagna what does that do exactly? Secondly I don't think I've ever had that before with breadcrumbs

Food history scholar here: sorry Dulce, the potato is a new world plant, too. It also didn’t exist in Europe until the white boys got adventurous. It originated in South America. There were plenty of other root vegetables and tubers in Europe and Africa before that: rutabagas, yams, and the like. You’re right, though: most food in the world was indeed made by impoverished peasants.

With a plate of lasagna in front him. He like "I'm not actually cheating on spaghetti, I'm just comparing textures" no it was none left😂😂😂😂

As I said versatility of spaghetti way better and it's more affordable

27:32 I learned about bidets from watching the movie B.A.P.s....

Dolce your delusional for spaghetti 🍝 is the essence of richness. There's no convincing you . Anyway Josh ♠️ this.

I don’t get your argument Dulce. Spaghetti is very versatile. They are both pasta. But you are stuck in the spaghetti that you eat when you were young. Your argument is not making sense to me.

Sorry Josh, but you’re wrong about angel hair pasta being the same thing as spaghetti. Just because they’re similar in shape doesn’t make them the same thing. Fettuccine and linguine are similar shapes but they aren’t the same thing. Calling angel hair a spaghetti is the same as calling ketchup tomato soup.

Pasta with butter and parm is one of the best things ever.

I love pasta in general i was pretty much known as the pasta child because i always asked for it on birthdays and would definitely eat make sure i ate more than one bowl

I had to give a thumbs up for the columbus shade 😂

Choking on laughs! Thank you both!🌍🤩💖✌️😇

Spaghetti= safety and lasagna =potential greatness-- so what motivates you safety or risk

Yes, some of us were raised to make the sauce and all from scratch😅😂 forever #teamspaghetti

Ranch vs Blue Cheese Please! #TeamRanch

Layer up spaghetti why would you do that?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣NO!

I literally look forward to this every week!

I’m here for y’all!!! Makes my week and also team spaghetti!!!

How about book vs ebook? Something to consider perhaps?

Why is this the episode where I find myself yelling at the screen? 🤣🤣

I agree with the baked spaghetti. Lasagna is not as hard as it seems.

Didn’t mean to watch this but they are pretty funny I tell you what

I'm sorry but I cannot stand by this Chef Boyardee slander! #justiceforbeefaroni

Now we're getting onto the part that I was talking about lasagna is a lot harder to make than spaghetti I've seen my grandmother make it and I'm just like "that takes so long"

Josh is just out here lying 🤣. Lasagna is not spaghetti lined up. That comment alone lets me know that he actually prepared that lie, lol. He couldn't have come off the top with that. Dulce, make sure you prepare for Josh's lies!

Lasagna is delicious 😋

never put dry bread on top of wet bread

😳🤣 Josh!! Josh! Josh! The lies you tell!... We can tell by your FACE... that y'all didn't make sauce... from scratch. 🤣🤣🤣

Now I wanna make Cinci chili as lasagne

Corner peices. Enough said

Four and a half minutes in and I can't tell if you are arguing the dishes or the noodles.

Josh is bae.... There I said it lol

Dulce... Do you mean Chow Mein Noodles? On the salad? Also... You Brilliant Humans make me laugh so hard. Oh, and... TEAM LASAGNA. 😄

Thin lasagna exists! My family is from Albania and my mom has always made something called "Pastice" (Pa-sti-che), which I always grew up calling "Albanian Lasagna", but it's made with fettuccine, feta, parmesan, milk, butter, and eggs! Super yum

I can't stand this show. Yet I keep watching 🤣. I'm going to do like Josh and give more context: this is a Black American Home Cooked Italian Food discussion 😅 ... This by no means is the biblical discussion on authentic Italian food. We love authentic Italian food TOO! 😊😅💖💕

As a latina I have a different opinion on the "poor man food" thing. I'm from Peru and if you check out Peruvian cuisine, one of the BEST in the world, you're gonna find a lot of different pasta dishes... but no lasagna. Spaghetti is versatile, not because it can be green, white or red, but because each different household, country, culture can and has taken it as it's own... cause it's affordable and easy to make as a base so then you can go all out on sauce and toppings. I remember sitting at the dinner table chopping and separating leafs, my mom blending or boiling or pounding ingredients... the level of difficulty could go up or down but it was always delicious at the end. And it can be considered expensive too... I come from a big family, my mom had to feed 6 kids, 2 of them with a bottomless pit for a tummy (my dad was worse back then XD) so pasta was a treat we couldn't afford often, and the most difficult recipes were mostly for birthdays. Instead. Lasagna requires having an oven, having the money to use that amount of gas or electricity and all those different cheeses... cause your spaghetti can but doesn't NEED cheese, Lasagna does, so it's the kind of meal you buy at a restaurant or a family member makes for a "serious" celebration... and it's always a very much classic recipe, no changes. Is it delicious? Yes, but in the end spaghetti wins.

Excuse me I'm not in jail, I'm in university and I'm doing okay! And I stand by eating raw ramen. It's delicious! You take the package, open, put in the salt, close again, crunch, shake, enjoy! That's the way we do it in Berlin City 🥳

So, it seems like comparing lasagna to spaghetti is like comparing apples to oranges. The only thing they have in common is that they're pasta. Anything you can do to spaghetti as far as sauce, you can also do with lasagna. The biggest difference is that spaghetti is cooked fully on to the stove and lasagna is cooked on the stove, then it's baked. Spaghetti is supposed to be eaten right away, and lasagna is literally a pasta casserole, something you can take to a potluck. I'm going to have to agree that Dulce is right: pasta is wet bread. However, dumplings are also wet bread, if your definition of bread is flour and egg. I've made spaghetti and lasagna and every time I make it from scratch. My kids wouldn't eat canned spaghetti sauce. Fresh tomatoes, fresh garlic cloves, celery, onion, garden oregano, marjoram, cilantro, thyme...everything from scratch. The only difference between them is the type of noodle. :P

Not Joshua. 🤦🏿‍♂️

Let's do eggs soon ! Scrambled or omelet?

NOPE. NOPE. JOSH WANTED TO USE FRESH TOMATOES FOR SAUCE. Dulce wins because she knows.

I have to actually disagree with Dulce today... I usually love her commentary but not today. Spaghetti is not a kid food and pasta is not a poor food. I think her bias is clouding her judgment lol

23:00 - penultimate doesn't mean what you think it means. It is one of my favorite words though so thanks for getting it in there. Also, this is the first time I've seen this series and I'm now stoping at 23:30 or so but does Dulce always interrupt Josh over and over and over? She hardly lets him finish saying anything. Josh interjects from time to time but it's short and he lets her get back to what she was saying. Josh will say 3 words and then get interrupted for a 2 minute long speech.

The entire premise of this guy’s argument is he thinks spaghetti means pasta. It’s like saying which do you prefer, apples or oranges and then saying oranges are better because you have tangerines, limes, lemons, kumquats, and kiwis.

Lasagna is the more satisfying meal, but spaghetti is easier to make on the fly/ more convenient. Dulce, you are probably talking about celeriac. And yes, gross.

I think Dulce was talking about Chow Mein noodles .. which isn't Ramen .. but I do know folks that eat raw Ramen .. it's weird.

Team Lasagna all the way. Best lasagna was my sweet mother in law’s, and no one in the family has been able to duplicate it since her passing. You can’t mess up spaghetti very easily, but that’s what makes it forgettable in its mediocrity.

00:18:00 I’ve never broken spaghetti in half, it softens very quickly. Don’t be afraid to just drop it in!

Lasgne all the way for me... Also for the ketchup thing I'd suggest she maybe water it down or get none tomato ketchup.

No question bout. Lasagna is sharing with ANY kind of cheese, except for the one with worries! Food is LUV💖