BREAKING NEWS: Oakland A's have shown major interest in 12-Year-Old Swamp Donkey Specialist LaSteroid to hopefully save their dirt poor franchise. LaSteroid's agent has not reached out for comment...
It's rumored that Draftkings once put bets against LaSteroid, so he hit a nuke to their headquarters. They are still recovering from the damage. He then set a record for three swamp donkeys in one at bat because the first two dingers were so high over the foul pole they couldn't conclude the shots went fair.
Props to his team for scoring 53 runs. That’s a team that can hit,, having 24 runs in the same inning means every batter hit at least 3 times while recording only 3 total outs.
I have created lasteroid’s cousin, Henry Fingernoodle III. in his first three games he is batting 696 with 5 swamp donkeys. he was drafted by the Detroit tigers.
It took me until this video to realize LaSteroid is saying "Bang" when launching a Swamp Donkey. I used to think he was saying "Pain". I prefer it that way.
IMO these would be better if you narrated the whole thing and didn’t do that creepy voiceover for LaSteroid. Your narration is really good. I love your shorts too.
I remember there was a baseball game years ago that if you created a player and gave him a specific cheat name he'd hit a 640 foot home run every time you made contact at bat
