Launching The Secret Giants Into Orbit in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)

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Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is finally here! Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is a wacky physics-based tactics game. Experience totally accurate battle through the ages in TABS! Watch more TABS here: bit.ly/TABSBlitz
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Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Gameplay Overview:
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) is a wacky physics-based tactics game. Experience accurate warfare through the ages. TABS uses state of the art physics-based simulation to provide you with never-before-seen insight to our greatest battles of history.
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Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Game Features:
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) is a game like no other game. It not really accurate, but the battles are physics based simulations where numerous wacky characters battle through different technology ages to become the ultimate champions of the Totally Accurate Battles!
TABS Early Access has 5 different factions:
Tribal Cavemen, Farmers, Medieval Knights, Ancient Warriors, and Vikings!
Enjoy the 13 maps in Sandbox mode or Campaign
Defeat the enemies in the silly campaign!
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@Marvin-wr5mq 5 лет назад

The teacher can parry other sword characters like the squire. 👍🏻

@justyourfriendlyneighborho943 5 лет назад

I don't think he saw my comment by the time he recorded this. For sure next episode since he hearted my comment.

@orangutango5360 5 лет назад

they can doge characters without swords too

@terryanisaurasrex2207 5 лет назад

He can also parry clubs and certain axes

@justyourfriendlyneighborho943 5 лет назад

@Wolf Man Thanks man. I don't even know why it blew up.

@ringethbearclaw2489 5 лет назад

Except the samurai for some reason

@brandonmac5858 5 лет назад

The Teacher blocks and dodges attacks. Try him against a knight.

@cooldime3086 5 лет назад

I have the game it doesn't work well with the night since he can't block his shield attack

@myvalley7893 5 лет назад

the footmen

@tyresejoseph6105 5 лет назад

No a siqure

@zass8834 5 лет назад

I HATE YOU YOU ARE NO AMERICAN OR ONE FROM UNITED KINGDOM

@someone2427 5 лет назад

@@zass8834 What?

@g_popster641 5 лет назад

Blitz, the teacher can block sword swings from people like the squire. They also no how to swing and back up to dodge sword swings, but don't put it up against the samurai because they reck the teacher

@adminstreammanagerandadvis4663 5 лет назад

Luke M it’s a specific guy it’s made after, baron addressed it

@xunglam4417 5 лет назад

Luke M or maybe his teaching is bad

@giocervantes3426 5 лет назад

The teacher can block mos of the units with sowrds i think

@ksjdfkhbsakdnvcjsdbkv 5 лет назад

The teacher will also block shields and make them fall to the ground so he can finish them off

@Nabie2 5 лет назад

The samurai jump forwards when they attack so they counter the teachers backwards dodge. Thats why they reck him.

@realburtle 5 лет назад

During today's episode: The Tornado took over other planets, a few boat pilots went into space, the Jarl got a shiny belt buckle, the Berserker learned some next-level jumping skills, and the King turned into Cyndaquil.

@dinosaurdave3999 4 года назад

Xd pokemon fan

@creepyshark98 4 года назад

hAhAAhahA HA :D

@slishslash9202 3 года назад

@@dinosaurdave3999 well they kinda just said cyndaquill.

@AlchemistMain 2 года назад

Lol so true

@jackvirdien2130 2 года назад

Just another hilarious day watching blitz

@just_hajile 5 лет назад

Blitz: “We’re going to try 1v1” Also Blitz: 500 v 1

@makenziewise395 5 лет назад

@janlozano5288 5 лет назад

good one my guy

@janlozano5288 5 лет назад

makenzie wise.

@ProGamer-ho7lz 4 года назад

...

@tsomoraginyinpa8366 4 года назад

Eli Ferreira no it’s 999999999999999

@ayelmao4258 5 лет назад

Put one Halfling on blue, put 60 firework archers on red: *Shooting stars*

@neurotocksin3403 5 лет назад

hafling abuse! watch barons halflings overthrow

@tanmike0639 5 лет назад

The sharpness of the arrow could kill it before it explodes

@sherrytaylor8201 5 лет назад

you mean archers or archer's

@ediddy1 5 лет назад

You mean 1 halfling not 1 halflings

@martinheikenborn3966 5 лет назад

He also dodges incoming attacks (from swords)

@peanutworm8360 5 лет назад

Blitz: is he the only unit with a nose? 22:14 Mammoth: am I a joke to you?

@phrax6767 5 лет назад

Thought it was a mask of sorts

@mitchellberklund4798 5 лет назад

It’s a trunk

@shizzyshizzle5649 5 лет назад

its a mask

@god0fmeth 5 лет назад

@@mitchellberklund4798 the trunks ARE the nose

@mitchellberklund4798 5 лет назад

Muzaffar Jeetoo but it’s called a trunk, not a nose. They might be the same thing, but they’re called different things

@Christian-gg8uq 5 лет назад

The teacher parries swords and dodges, like a fencer (yes there’s an actual unit with technique, a surprising thing in TABS). He doesn’t have the same affect against one of the same unit (teacher vs. teacher) but he works really well against squires!

@lesfa3929 5 лет назад

He also blocks ppl with axe. But he dont does so well againts the king.

@treeguardien 4 года назад

I like how blitz is just letting the firework archers win even if the enemy is better.

@youtubebotluke3000 5 лет назад

The teacher can block attacks from melee attacks he is the only intelligent unit

@Royalberry5 3 года назад

He called the teacher bro a teacher is smart so duh

@bosstotoroki3223 3 года назад

Not all teachers are smart hmhm I’m talking to you 2nd grade teacher

@Royalberry5 3 года назад

Jak Bow I’m saying in the tab universe the teachers are the smartest

@mrmangoberry8394 5 лет назад

3 views and 37 likes. Totally accurate

@camdenegeland436 5 лет назад

2 views and 27 likes for me

@ltfreeborn 5 лет назад

Illuminati CONFIRMED

@Xal_0 5 лет назад

The teacher can block attacks like the Knight or almost any unit that has a blade

@mariaarias679 5 лет назад

And arrows

@florida5646 5 лет назад

@@mariaarias679 Thats Samurai, not The Teacher

@mitchellberklund4798 5 лет назад

Except it can dodge and do it better

@jacob_gaming9374 5 лет назад

The teacher can block the knight

@mellowbird9607 5 лет назад

what he said

@rockwoodzapper 5 лет назад

The Teacher is a skilled swordsman who specializes in one on one combat with other melee units. He dodges, parries and blocks to create an opening and will proceed to strike with a devastating counter attack. If the unit he is up against doesn't attack, he will eventually strike them on his own accord.

@pekonens87 2 года назад

So a Teacher

@thewaccracc8626 5 лет назад

7:21 Why mammoths are extinct

@carlowalther8765 3 года назад

mammoths are not extinct elefints are mammoths

@tek2873 3 года назад

@@carlowalther8765 lmfao

@pianomanwithapianoplan504 3 года назад

@@carlowalther8765 eliphints? And wooly mammoths are a type of elephant that went extinct

@dimadrakosha7026 5 лет назад

27:06.Theres something a bit strange going on in the corner of the screen.Keep watching the unit.

@pelicanoe 5 лет назад

To infinity and beyond!

@darkshadowgamer8627 5 лет назад

Lol a flying protector

@sparky150875 4 года назад

He hit his own teammate and the protector just blocked the sun like IT'S NIGHTTIME

@bammontana5742 5 лет назад

"Dude just committed sudoku" -Blitz 2k19

@danthiel8623 5 лет назад

Haha 😂

@mitchellberklund4798 5 лет назад

That’s my favorite basketball game!

@markcampos4862 5 лет назад

@@mitchellberklund4798 lol

@HJZ75driver 5 лет назад

Seppuku*

@someone2427 5 лет назад

@@HJZ75driver r/whooosh

@idktbh8968 5 лет назад

Teacher is for guys with swords, it blocks them

@solomonmarshall7851 5 лет назад

It c Also had a special move and can instantly kill two opponents if played correctly

@Dysfuction 5 лет назад

I think the teacher dodge not block

@akeilwatson2520 5 лет назад

I love you but I think you're the very funniest RU-vidr ever and I even like your videos to their best RU-vidr in the history of RU-vidrs

@bucketofseaweeb6498 5 лет назад

TASP Totally Acurate Space Program

@masonlambert527 5 лет назад

😆😆😆😆😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

@masonlambert527 5 лет назад

Good name haha taps 👍👍👍👏👏👏👑

@andrewtress4660 5 лет назад

no one gonna say how he said "how does 50 thingies in your butt feel"? to the king 13:22

@GTheMiniBoss 5 лет назад

oof

@jimmygibbs5670 5 лет назад

What about "I can't fit through the hole, my heads to big" in the beginning

@jimmygibbs5670 5 лет назад

Or, "Now your stick is behind your back and your playing with it"

@jimmygibbs5670 5 лет назад

"His trunks wiggling"

@Nightreavarr 5 лет назад

@@jimmygibbs5670 XDDDDDD

@pulsatillapusteblume2447 5 лет назад

Please use long range units as long range units You don't put an archer right in the front they don't work that way

@danielrivera1180 5 лет назад

The teacher blocks people with swords but not the king

@blugotelevision9353 5 лет назад

and not himself

@korbenmartin4827 5 лет назад

Daniel Rivera or samurai I have only seen him deflect squires personally

@shiyamdabomb 5 лет назад

The teacher can parry and dodge. Also, when u put it with squires, they start dodging too.

@jaydengordon263 5 лет назад

Them spinning people the cheerleaders can make him turn into a tornado

@bald-cape-baldy4863 5 лет назад

U mean the spinners

@kickingitwiththejoness293 5 лет назад

You mean mace spiners

@agoosewithinternetaccessan3218 5 лет назад

We all know thats rlly old

@thevisitor8906 5 лет назад

The teacher can block enemies with small swords and axes

@alexlloyd5354 5 лет назад

Yup He Counters light infantry, Squires, clubers, etc

@dolphindrawings9331 5 лет назад

@@alexlloyd5354 only one of those I believe was correct being squires

@septicsauce322 5 лет назад

@@dolphindrawings9331 He can beat (not every time) the hoplite, knight, clubber, sarrisa, protector, shield bearer, samurai, and maybe a few others. :P

@scaryonline 5 лет назад

James Coconut he is very good counter to knight

@shizzyshizzle5649 5 лет назад

Wait not axes

@Vultonized7 5 лет назад

The teacher is special unit he can block melee attack same as 2.0 physic sytem

@sukmawatisukmawati653 5 лет назад

@sethwhalen5619 5 лет назад

26:04 the most strategic thing I have seen a unit do. Using you rocket to push you over the fence and land a backflip. And then miss a shot horribly

@rexnnl 5 лет назад

Try to let the teachers 1v1 each other 👍 if u agreed

@bread7490 5 лет назад

What the video should be called "team rocket tryouts"

@soupzain5181 5 лет назад

LIKE HOW YOU think

@user-fi3or2ee7k 5 лет назад

The teacher deflects other unit's swords. Mainly, the squire's. He also parries.

@Spec-Trode 5 лет назад

Parrying is deflecting other swords, maybe you mean he jumps back to avoid hits?

@Revosityy 5 лет назад

Deflecting swords is a block, parrying is when you quickly stop the enemy blade and strike.

@Spec-Trode 5 лет назад

Honestly tho, when it comes to TABS, it’s basically the same thing, but yeah you right.

@josuealmazan8384 5 лет назад

He’s one hit too

@bengod6247 4 года назад

No he does parry and strike after it’s just not fast because tabs

@crunchycrumby8628 5 лет назад

The Monkey King jumps into battle and summons shadow clones that get a single hit on the enemy. The teacher, unlike other TABS sword fighters, will parry and fight skillfully.

@m4oA100 5 лет назад

Oh and the Monkey King can jump and when it hits a unit it clones itself and the clone hits the other unit about 2 to 3 times

@dann6053 5 лет назад

Top 10 Annoying laughs 2019 Blitz: Huehuehue

@aithrus 5 лет назад

The Teacher taught the swordsman and that's why he can block then parry Also you want flying tornadoes? Do 2 mace spinners not sharing cheerleaders on the same team vs like 300 halfings

@tiger87beast4 5 лет назад

My favorite part was when he brought up that no one remembers nascar😀👌

@stefangheorghiu1843 5 лет назад

When you say that the cheerleader is useless Cheerleader: I am a joke to you ?

@bp_cherryblossomtree723 5 лет назад

the Teacher does 1 ability than any sword welder can’t, it can fight back (as in block a sword as it hits)

@xenarise 5 лет назад

Yea and u should fix your grammar

@totoabe4766 5 лет назад

"eeeeeeeeyyy! scarecrow learned how to fly!" i facepalmed right there

@shaquilleoatmeal911 3 года назад

Imagine NASA sent a mammoth to space and that mammoth fell to you from space lol

@M1MOB 5 лет назад

13:21 "How does 50 thingys in your butt feel?" -Blitz 2019

@shizzyshizzle5649 5 лет назад

Eclipse UCC oh i get it XD LMAO

@ipapilamaryt3891 5 лет назад

Thats what *he* said

@dolphindrawings9331 5 лет назад

the teacher can block strikes from swords. it appears useless against any sword other than the half priced swordsman (I forgot the name) which could beat it with another one aside it.

@jerrellnavs3313 5 лет назад

Team Rocket: We're off with a new blast! Me: You'll be saying that until you see this.

@netroses2323 5 лет назад

3:42 Were blasting off again!!!

@toondi8478 5 лет назад

Teacher blocks sword attacks. Monkey king does shadow clone jutsu (copies itself)

@eilamrapaport7227 5 лет назад

"Projectile dysfunction"-blitz 2019

@caident7920 5 лет назад

Put 1 dragon with 15 healers vs 35 firework demsion

@mapitembo7883 5 лет назад

Blitz: hahaha his the mammoths head turned around all the way Me: did I hear vanoss?

@kkoolkingdoms2912 5 лет назад

What

@thuccduccmuccsuccwucczucc3890 5 лет назад

Lol

@leo2847 5 лет назад

"I used to be an adventurer like you 'till i took an arrow to the knee." Love that reference

@timkobeno6535 4 года назад

Prečo

@thedogsandwich6591 5 лет назад

Love you 3000 End game quote

@annethetransgal3547 5 лет назад

tip: trap a passive unit like a bard in the trees when trying to send things into orbit so that the battle doesnt end if the test subject dies from the arrows

@yourmomm9I11 5 лет назад

The smart rock thower uses the speed of the enemy 2:18

@andrewborovik5159 5 лет назад

Arlo Mac woooasufyudgyhfgg hfcyhdthbfdyhfdyhdfthdfth and yes i do mean that

@chrislee671 5 лет назад

uwu!?

@rshua 5 лет назад

Insert Kung fu panda scene

@yourmomm9I11 5 лет назад

@@rshua o yeah the one with the goose or the... i forgot

@BluffImpala2 5 лет назад

2:17 reminds me of the scene from Kong Fu Panda 2

@i.l.mp100 5 лет назад

Awww yis i remember

@sprinkleman8103 5 лет назад

I remember Kung* fu panda 2

@eyerexalt_rex3899 5 лет назад

Haha ye

@sia08leong92 5 лет назад

100 senseis vs anything u want blitz :))

@maxwellprice970 5 лет назад

“My thing won’t go through the hole*-blitz 2019

@fortnite_balls67 5 лет назад

That’s what she said. -_-

@thewaterbuffalo9692 5 лет назад

@@fortnite_balls67 WHY WOULD SHE SAY THAT

@Polar-wp7dx 4 года назад

Rosé Goku Black yeah I’m pretty sure he would say that

@jennypennybarthel106 4 года назад

That’s what he said,

@bruhmoment8550 5 лет назад

If they added a polandball mod vs a firework archer Poland can finally into space

@ducbanana8451 5 лет назад

Regardlex I have NO IDEA if that would work ;)

@chaupham4214 5 лет назад

Teacher blocks attacks, but not always, btw, the monkey king jumps and when it hits something it doubles himself, for example, - 1 - doubled - 2

@pamellaweissman3575 3 года назад

If they added a polandball mod vs a firework archer Poland can finally into space

@tree630 5 лет назад

I was laughing so hard watching this

@shaquilleoatmeal911 3 года назад

Me too

@ipapilamaryt3891 5 лет назад

"I'll believe it when mammoths fly" -blitz 2019

@bennyoc714 5 лет назад

The perfect reply to this doesn’t exi-

@suro9752 4 года назад

When I was looking through the comments I saw this and the video played and he said I believe it when mammoths fly

@chrischarissalau670 3 года назад

I know hat the monkey king is he is a supper powerful monkey who can split into many mini versions of himself and he holds a golden rod it is part of the Chinese religion

@yovanivalenzuela7619 5 лет назад

The Met Spinners able to spin it can also make a tornado with the cheerleaders the fan Bearer hits the fan blowing all the enemies away the teacher can deflect melee attacks with a sword I forgot all the others

@rayanerayane4367 5 лет назад

If you place healers againsnt a tornado they will stop the tornado ! Try it!!

@lieutenantpliskin 5 лет назад

"is my head to big? I can't hit thru the hole"

@kaibreaker3450 5 лет назад

The Teacher can block incoming sword attacks and can also dodge. I love yur videos BTW

@firerat2143 5 лет назад

Where and who is the teacher

@tristansmith8458 5 лет назад

I Believe I Can Fly. I believe I can touch the sky

@janlozano5288 5 лет назад

Tristan Smith lol

@tristansmith8458 5 лет назад

Don't make fun of my name

@ghostphantom_9997 5 лет назад

the teacher parrys other sword units, then once he does he usually gets a slash that usually insta kills

@sheep_boy441 5 лет назад

2:16 wow it's amazing

@micro_wav 5 лет назад

ALRIGHTY MY KING MY LEAGUE HOW’S 50 13:20

@dylanscat202 5 лет назад

Blitz the teacher blocks sword strikes

@nonewname3 3 года назад

Blitz can make a comedy show out of the most weirdest and funniest game TABS

@b13likesbw 4 года назад

The normal archer having faster draw speed makes no sense since the other arrow is being propelled by a rocket!

@gamersejati2795 5 лет назад

Meledak??? Its indonesian leaguange is a boom

@williamwan88 5 лет назад

Blue team has a disadvantage and instead of doing 1v1 he is doing like maybe 20 vs 1

@thegameingbuds3007 5 лет назад

Blitz keep up the good work I've been here for years

@annieursua984 5 лет назад

Me too

@blueback999 4 года назад

Firework archer: shoots fireworks Other towers: Team rocket is blasting off again!

@brandongarcia815 5 лет назад

13:46 he said sudoku instead of Seppuku which is a samurai's ritual suicide

@christine7858 5 лет назад

dark

@redisaverycoolcolor6520 5 лет назад

The teacher parrys sword attacks. He’s mostly really good against squires.

@crabinfestation7487 4 года назад

"With a face like that and a nose like that, you better believe him." -God, I love this saying I played it 20 times again and again- -I believe that that statement is true. Edit: 22:07

@hwkammers 3 года назад

22:10 Actually

@zacktato7917 5 лет назад

the teacher can doge & block sword attacks (dont work on king)

@ashalt8275 5 лет назад

the teacher is the teacher of the squire. Teacher=Teacher Squire=Student Teacher And Student

@tristansmith8458 5 лет назад

You spin me right round baby right round

@crabinfestation7487 4 года назад

I believe Blitz would be a great news reporter, like the tone, voice, enthusiasm and everything

@gameropsperson2877 5 лет назад

pause at 11:07 taht firework acher is starting to have a wing but its on the butt XD

@picklechicken8396 5 лет назад

I did the level “odds against you” and my squire was super tiny. Like smaller than a halfling. Smaller. Smaller than grass.

@sxseven7 4 года назад

Who would win: 1000 firework archers or one twisty boi?

@theghoulmaster9566 5 лет назад

Blitz the teacher can block swords like the squire swords

@johndudac490 2 года назад

You should make something with so much health and make it fly

@BlackholeGuy 5 лет назад

20:48 Iceland can into space 🇮🇸 also 23:55 Chinese can into space 🇨🇳

@baconpro4126 3 года назад

at 2:36 you can look close and see that the unit looks at the firework

@algerianbob7243 5 лет назад

15:02 look at the hacker at the bottom (means the firework archer)

@powerking1286 4 года назад

Long boat goes to space it’s space boat now 😎😁😆

@Gamer-tw2eq 5 лет назад

The teacher suppost to be a skimer with is a type of fight that is used swords and you ho back and front bloking other sword pretty much a pirate style fight on movies

@noobusmaximoofus5237 5 лет назад

11:27 Kamikaze spies sneaking into Italy to obtain the spaghet (1984, colourized)

@Chonkan 5 лет назад

Take the Mace spinner and a bunch of Cheerleaders he Will become an Tornado

@swiggingswag4193 5 лет назад

Ummm, we know he said that (and did that) in the video

@dogerave5712 5 лет назад

The cheater face used the fireworks to has advantage

@Imnotsmg4bob 5 лет назад

The Teacher is a sword specialist,he does best against sword wielding enemies,he can block sword attacks or step back if he's not fast enough to block,he is a very powerful one shot kill unit against most enemies,however,he can't block the King's or Knight's swords because they are to big and more powerful then him but he is a very good unit to use against squires,hoplights,samurais and such