Lawyers, what's the best way you've seen someone bomb a court case?

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@LEXXIUS Год назад

Story 16: "No hablo inglés" followed by "gracias señor" is gold comedy timing! 🤣

@JanMaynz 4 месяца назад

I mean, you can understand a language without speaking it...

@insertcreativenamehere6154 Год назад

That French accent was… 𝑀𝒶𝑔𝓃𝒾𝒻𝒾𝒸𝑒𝓃𝓉

@hugocomicsans3083 Год назад

Magnifique!

@_froppy_ 10 месяцев назад

@@hugocomicsans3083𝓶𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓯𝓲𝓺𝓾𝓮

@cecillewolters1995 9 месяцев назад

How do you type cursive?

@lovelysakurapetalsyt 9 месяцев назад

@@cecillewolters1995Online generators or keyboards that have fonts

@YourEverydayGuy2 8 месяцев назад

Look up cursive font generator should be a website where you type in text and it turns it into cursive then you do the ol’ reliable ctrl c ctrl v

@Itried20takennames Год назад

I had an older relative who in his 20s had a small kitchen fire (damaged some cabinet covers) in an apartment they were renting, and that led to a small court case as each side blamed the other (tenant and owner). The lawyer for the apartments was quite confident and put up a bunch of large posters of floor plans and clearly had some big rationale to present on why it was the tenants fault. His first questions was “so, Mr. (Name)….is this a floor plan of your apartment?” To which my relative said “No….that looks the layout of one of the other one bedroom floor plans, but mine is completely different.” That took a lot of the air out of his argument, as he tried to work around the fact that he based his theory on the wrong floor plan and the kitchen layout was very different. and my relative won the case.

@Allantitan 5 месяцев назад

Yeah I thought the fact that a 1 bedroom apartment is completely different from let’s say an efficiency or even a 2 bedroom was common sense

@mhfuzzball 8 месяцев назад

Last story: Napoleon is purported to have said, "Never interrupt your enemy when they're making a mistake."

@ericb3157 6 месяцев назад

i think that is originally by Sun Tzu...

@anonymous11119-m 5 месяцев назад

@@ericb3157I bet you got that from a source called youtube comments

@megahellreaper 4 месяца назад

@@ericb3157 No, actually. I looked it up, and while there is a source claiming that it's a quote from Sun Tzu's The Art of War, it doesn't include any specifics in where exactly that's quoted, meanwhile there are multiple specific examples from the era that state Napoleon said this quote, in multiple settings even. Seems it was one of his favourites.

@andrewstephen2359 Год назад

Sat on the jury of a trial where a guy was accused of molesting his daughters. His wife took the stand for the prosecution and "accidentaly" revealed he was or had been under another investigation. Instant mistrial. The guy was looking quite guilty and to this day i beleive she knew what she was doing.

@nyotamwuaji6484 Год назад

Hey Barry, how you doing Oh I'm great Jason, how are you? Lawyer: what the fuc... Barry: I may be going to prison but that's no reason to be rude.

@Helladamnleet 5 месяцев назад

Contrary to how the movies make it look big time drug dealers don't typically hold completely innocent people accountable for things like what was portrayed in the story. Like, Jason didn't know Barry was a king pin, and Barry knows he was going down either way and it wouldn't have helped either party if Jason lied about knowing him.... As a client.

@lilybruggeman9634 4 месяца назад

@@Helladamnleet If anything, saying hi could have actually helped him. He could complain about ineffective council and potentially gotten a better lawyer

@bostonrailfan2427 2 месяца назад

given he’s Samoan, that’s true!

@bostonrailfan2427 2 месяца назад

@@Helladamnleetyes/no…it varies person to person. there’s just as many smart and savvy dealers who know not to harm innocent people or the ones who aren’t involved in the business who know them; conversely, there’s just as many thugs who would kill anyone who could place them anywhere or who encountered them at random. Barry is the former, guys like El Chapo and many Colombian producers in the 80s are the latter

@adequatepipe8610 Год назад

I've been to multiple courthouses across my state and have never once been patted down. Like an airport, you out your stuff in the bin for the xray and walk through the metal detector. Even if the detector beeps (belt buckle, in my case), you just get a pass over with the handheld detector to verify what set it off. All the security guards I've ever dealt with have been super chill.

@bostonrailfan2427 2 месяца назад

i had it happen once during a six month grand jury sitting due to my jean rivets setting off the alarm, it came after a scare due to a sensitive case so it was only a one-time thing(well, twice since i exited for lunch and re-entered)

@solarianvoid-pi9428 6 месяцев назад

I have to assume the “Hi Barry” was deliberate to trigger the knee-jerk cordial reply 😅 Or the defendant really didn’t give an f at that point

@DanStaal 5 месяцев назад

The defendant had probably figured that the lawyer had completely failed convince anyone that he didn't know the motel owner, so why not.

@bostonrailfan2427 2 месяца назад

he knew the guy and that the jury wasn’t buying that he didn’t know the guy so didn’t bother…

@redfailhawk Год назад

I really enjoy this channel. Might I recommend a quick outro, so we know a video is about to end, if we're listening passively? I love to listen while gaming.

@erickpoorbaugh6728 Год назад

That would also stop the "other videos" overlay from covering up the text of the last story.

@Angie...... 8 месяцев назад

just a note. You cannot know when a puerto rican is actually puertorican. We'll be looking asian, from the USA, african, it's a mixed raced. You know that someone is puertorican when you show them a trash cans and they say 'safacón', because we're the only ones to call trash cans that way.

@GhostBear3067 7 месяцев назад

The Amtrack line was gold, though😂

@JoshSweetvale 5 месяцев назад

Pretty is what y'all look like. Genetic diversity is attractive. Science!

@Angie...... 5 месяцев назад

@@JoshSweetvale aw, thanks!

@GhostBear3067 4 месяца назад

@Angie...... in my experience I can usually tell when my first reaction to them speaking to me in Spanish (I understand and speak a little) is asking them to please slow down. 😅😰😖

@bostonrailfan2427 2 месяца назад

have never once heard my tio call a trash can that and he was born and raised and still has cousins in Patillas 🙄

@redjoker365 8 месяцев назад

Most courts just have a metal detector, so you're unlikely to get patted-down. Your bags go through an X-ray scanner. My wife accidentally forgot to leave her taser in the car once, so we ditched it in the bushes outside the courthouse and we picked it up when leaving

@jordananderson2728 5 месяцев назад

Most courthouses will allow you to surrender any such weapons with the sheriffs at the front door and then pick them up later so you didn't necessarily even need to hide it in the bushes.

@bostonrailfan2427 2 месяца назад

you only get a pat-down after setting the hand wand off after the metal detector goes off, it’s rare but it’s the third step

@DavidFMayerPhD 5 месяцев назад

Napoleon was NOT French. He was born is Corsica, which was NOT part of France at the time of his birth.

@Eochus 8 месяцев назад

Some courtrooms might pat you down, but I think most just have a metal detector.

@craigversheck7835 8 месяцев назад

Keep rockin, love the factual stories and your way of expressing them! 👌

@jayelpoe 7 месяцев назад

The answer is - no you don't get patted down before going in to court (unless you were brought there from the jail via the police). You go through a metal detector, which will usually catch weapons like guns or knives, but little plastic baggies of drugs wouldn't set it off.

@bostonrailfan2427 2 месяца назад

if you set off the detector and the hand wand they frisk you at every courthouse regardless of what you think. this isn’t done a lot to people but it is something that is actually done and with reason

@blackhagalaz 5 месяцев назад

Reminds me of a local guy who came to the test for his drivers license, by driving his dad's BMW. The newspaper article said that not only didn't get to take the test, but he needed to pay a colossal fee and was faced with charges.

@sparkyshore3543 4 месяца назад

4:55 Classic Judge Judy dumb and dumber moment. There was no calculator in there ma'am. 5:33 🎵 Train on the water, boat on a track! 🎵

@philippecote7940 6 дней назад

I may have watched the video 1 year after late, but the french accent was amazing hahaha

@egyphon 9 месяцев назад

Your French accent was FANTASTIQUE MON AMI. I approve.

@FlameDarkfire Месяц назад

5:00 aha! You’ve fallen for the classic blunder! Never correct a witness on the stand!

@HappyfoxBiz 5 месяцев назад

after these cases I am wondering why they don't have concessions stands outside the courtrooms "POPCORN! GET YOUR HOT BUTTERED POPCORN HERE!!!"

@bostonrailfan2427 2 месяца назад

they were removed because of people tossing popcorn at judges 😉🤣

@Musical_Theater_fan 3 месяца назад

The accent… incredible. We’ll done, my man.🎉❤

@indigowulf 7 месяцев назад

first story, fun fact; the farmer wasn't dropping live chickens. there's a reason the phrase "running around like a headless chicken' exists. farmer probably wasn't a psycho and was just letting the body 'cool off' on the ground after a normal butcher. google if you want more info, i am not going into details here.

@JoshSweetvale 5 месяцев назад

TLDR: Chickens evolved to have dead ones be a distraction for predators. Their nervous system can go on automatic, even without a head. ...now imagine if Dinosaurs could do that too. Specifically Theropods and Raptors. Zombie dinosaurs!

@bostonrailfan2427 2 месяца назад

the real problem was bringing them there in the first place if that was going to occur…it’s on the school not the farmer for not scheduling things properly

@SpitfiretheCat16 27 дней назад

honestly I'd expect a Canadian to _struggle_ with a French accent specifically due to their proximity to Quebec it's like trying to speak in Received Pronunciation when your only experience with British accents is County Cork in Ireland

@dalerimoller272 5 месяцев назад

Warning for people sensitive to animal death: First story is about chickens. Skip forward to 1:05 if you don’t want to hear it. I didn’t want to hear it so I’m not sure what all it entails or how it ends. Just thought I’d put it out there in case someone else is more sensitive about those things! 💗

@asteraoth8131 7 месяцев назад

I've been to court and they definitely do not pat you down. You do have to walk through a metal detector though, so you have to/should take everything out of your pockets. But I have no clue why someone would take an illegal substance into court.

@JoshSweetvale 5 месяцев назад

You may or may not be patted down. Usually they don't, but you never know. Most gunpowder doesn't set off metal detectors (even if bullets do) and these days you can 3D-print derringers. One of these days a victim, their relative, or a perp out on bail will do something drastic. And then there's ceramic knives for the athletic. Security is always adjustable.

@bostonrailfan2427 2 месяца назад

in my state it’s like the third step in entering, it’s extremely rare that it’s needed but it does happen: it’s always walkthrough then wandering detectors before you have to get a pat-down.

@bostonrailfan2427 2 месяца назад

@@JoshSweetvaleceramic knives have metal in them specially for setting off metal detectors…

@sodamntired30686 3 месяца назад

why does your french accent sound like Lumière from beauty and the beast 😂😂

@venus_de_lmao 3 месяца назад

Every time I've gone to court, I've just had to go through a metal detector. No patdown, just a wand if the walk-through detector goes off.

@nullhazard7569 7 месяцев назад

As someone with a French background (French ancestry), I liked the accent.

@Ahem-nc2nt 3 месяца назад

Story 13 : I am not sure but I think when the contract was pulled out the opposing county could state that the lawyer had kept that piece of information from the court and had wasted the time of the court's valuable time . Which might get him in the trouble for not bringing the contract before hand

@DXKramer 35 минут назад

Story 2 reminds me of the lady that claimed she sustained an injury at work and was getting disability checks...but then she was seen on The Price is Right

@spartanbadger1160 8 месяцев назад

Was the first guy a member of PETA or something 😂

@dougkyle685 5 месяцев назад

They do not pat you down unless you set off a metal detector

@bostonrailfan2427 2 месяца назад

finally someone gets it! and in my state it’s after you set off the wand detector after setting off the walkthrough detector

@Icyangel10 6 месяцев назад

I’ve heard story 16 a few times & I’m only recently realizing the guy the judge thought couldn’t understand has the opposite problem, he can’t speak English I went to check Google Translate(not the best but it helped a little for guessing) & sure enough he’s saying “I do not speak English”

@bravewater5737 6 месяцев назад

2:02 A true warrior.

@HiddenWinter Год назад

Why do you keep saying you have a discord server link when there is no link in the description?

@UnderSparked Год назад

I'm shy

@goldosprey 10 месяцев назад

For the fourth story the Second Court of Appeals is New York, Connecitcut and Vermont. This court is where thre US government has their civil cases, specifically the Southern New York District (Which covers the Five bouroughs and the three counties to their North.) So when we say its big time, its big time. Also the Court of Appeals is basically the last step before the US Supreme Court. If it gets here, their decision is final unless you think its a Consitutional question.

@bostonrailfan2427 2 месяца назад

southern district only covers New York and Bronx counties in New York City alongside six Hudson Valley counties, the other three New York City counties are in the Eastern District hence why Brooklyn has one of the two courthouse ps for the district and a detention center alongside the two courthouses and detention center in Manhattan

@goldosprey 2 месяца назад

@@bostonrailfan2427 Thank you for the clarification

@bostonrailfan2427 2 месяца назад

@@goldosprey i researched the New York districts a year or two ago and remembered the mobsters being tried in Brooklyn instead of Manhattan…didn’t mean for it to sound condescending, you are probably right about the civil trials not brought by the government itself and IIRC the appeals are already procedural and use precedents, with the courts beyond district being just for procedural issues that impact the cases with the constitutionality being one of them

@goldosprey 2 месяца назад

@@bostonrailfan2427 Nah i figured I got the borders wrong, I knew Manhatten was the base of this district didnt know how far north and east it extended.

@bradleyanderson4315 5 месяцев назад

Not a lawyer, an expert witness. But the answer is asking a question that he didn’t know the answer to.

@gabrielsfilms2086 5 месяцев назад

0:57 what? is your gender "I brutally kill chickens" or something???

@bloodsoakedmoon Год назад

Hi grate video 😊

@metalclawsteelheart 3 месяца назад

Your french accent sounds like glass joe when he does his viva la france tell in the remaster.

@lomax343 5 месяцев назад

There are only three letters in the name Ney. How do you manage to get it wrong in different ways?

@kwanholloway4112 7 месяцев назад

I enjoyed the accent. :)

@Souloid 5 месяцев назад

for god's sake man.... disclaimer please before that first story.... it hit me hard before i could stop the video and close it.

@elizabeth-lmhxmx 8 месяцев назад

The first one oh my god

@richardsanchez5444 Год назад

Story 15 kind of a win.

@adox_theonly 3 месяца назад

Where tf is the discord link?

@poetrycorner9596 8 месяцев назад

The accent was decent to my white American ears

@Eating_Sunflowers 2 месяца назад

I mean mestizo is accurate to how some of us be lookin

@CarlosFuentes-hv3wh Год назад

Hi berry Hi Jason how are you 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@metroidhunter965 9 месяцев назад

Here’s another historical one. If you watch The Fat Electrician, you’ll recognize this one Cassius Clay was an abolitionist. After giving a speech, there was an assassination attempt on his life. His Bowie knife’s sheath catches the assassin’s bullet, he draws said knife and starts rearranging his assailant’s face. Eventually, the assassin’s goons collect enough of their marbles back to pull Cassius off him before the Assassin was about to have his “facial features shoved up his ass” So the assassin takes him to court for “General Mayhem” as he figured that the first slice Cassius made them even. Cassius, meanwhile, calls on his cousin. His cousin’s entire argument was basically “I’m sorry, I thought this was America” And the judge ruled in Cassius’ favor!

@bostonrailfan2427 2 месяца назад

the story has made three rounds for 180 years yet no court case is actually mentioned anywhere and that last part never happened: he supposedly tossed the mutilated assassin down an embankment

@Confucios1118 Год назад

What video game is that?

@Del_G Год назад

Superflight

@darkshado124 5 месяцев назад

𝑀𝒶𝑔𝓃𝒾𝒻𝒾𝒸𝑒𝓃𝓉 French accent!

@ttyres45 7 месяцев назад

Why fire the teacher?

@bostonrailfan2427 2 месяца назад

the Aussie/Samoan story is so fake it’s funny because of how fake it is…but can’t fault the OP for trying it: it was just a setup for the punchline and pat-downs are only done as a third step of searching upon entering a courthouse: first is walkthrough metal detector, second is hand wand metal detector, third is pat-down. it’s extremely rare, but it happens to people who unintentionally setoff the machine and wand and gets a laugh from all as it’s almost always due to metal in pants or shirts that you don’t notice

@SnellAndre Год назад

Great accent

@onionbubs386 7 месяцев назад

For future reference, "hablo" is pronounced "ablo". In Spanish, you don't pronounce the H at the beginning of words.

@IamJustDank 8 месяцев назад

So youll try asian lady accent, french guy accent, but still afraid to do black guy voice hmmm might as well just do them all bro stop dodging bullets

@dalerimoller272 5 месяцев назад

Yeah, but nobody gets mad over fake French or Asian accents. No one wants to be called a racist or upset anyone, so he’s being respectful so he doesn’t offend anyone who is sensitive or will just use it as a means to claim racism. Just let the man be. Lol 😆🙂☺️

@JoshSweetvale 5 месяцев назад

It's also because 'black guy' accents vary. You can go from Jamaican to full New Yorker indistinguishable from white folks to stereotypical California rapper. Not all white folks are rednecks and not all black folks are LA criminals. ...I'm saying you aught to be able to do a redneck acce(ya)nt, and an LA accent, and definitely a Carribean one!