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A special presentation from Put This On.


In 1964, Lyndon Johnson needed pants, so he called the Haggar clothing company and asked for some. The call was recorded (like all White House calls at the time), and has since become the stuff of legend. Johnson's anatomically specific directions to Mr. Haggar are some of the most intimate words we've ever heard from the mouth of a President.


We at Put This On took the historic original audio and gave it to animator Tawd Dorenfeld, who created this majestic fantasia of bungholiana.


Enjoy this special treat from Put This On: LBJ Orders Pants. Then share it with a friend who loves pants.
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@thevoid4060
@thevoid4060 4 года назад
THIS MAN JUST BELCHED MID-SENTENCE AND HE WAS GOING TO A FUNERAL AFTER THIS LMFAO
@derekjlight
@derekjlight 3 года назад
No after this.
@bram_412
@bram_412 2 года назад
Texas Rick
@donaldleavy4379
@donaldleavy4379 2 года назад
Yeah it’s funny.., it’s not a disgusting display of who he really was.. but everyone keep laughing..
@thevoid4060
@thevoid4060 2 года назад
@@donaldleavy4379 its not that deep bro
@ZeranZeran
@ZeranZeran Год назад
​@@donaldleavy4379 It's 100% still funny. Make the pockets atleast an inch longer. My money and my knife keep fallin' out Now, another the, the crotch, down where your nuts hang.. give me an inch. These are the best I've had anywhere in the United States. See if you can't leave me a good inch from where the zipper _BELCH_ ends, on around to ma bunghole. I WOULD SURE BE GRATEFUL. WHITEHOUSE.
@Venomous9
@Venomous9 11 лет назад
"Where would you like it sent please?" "White House"
@nexusomega1
@nexusomega1 Год назад
It was so nonchalant and freaking funny, and the dude on the other end just says "..alright.."
@ZeranZeran
@ZeranZeran Год назад
What a boss
@tj12711
@tj12711 Год назад
I really don't get the humor. I mean, I laughed at plenty of other parts of the phone call, but what's funny about having the pants sent to the White House?
@nobodyspecial675
@nobodyspecial675 Год назад
​​@@tj12711 It's just such an obvious answer for the president to give, it makes the question seem redundant. Sure, there must have been other places he could have had them sent to but it still feels like "Duh".
@tj12711
@tj12711 Год назад
@@nobodyspecial675 Oh I see. I assumed people were laughing at the answer, it hadn't occurred to me they found the question funny. Thanks!
@denislamb4153
@denislamb4153 6 лет назад
"Where your nuts hang" and "they cut me this is like riding a wire fence" classic LBJ right there...
@chrisfamos
@chrisfamos 3 года назад
1:40
@erniebuchinski3614
@erniebuchinski3614 Год назад
. . . back to my bunghole. 😆
@fazbell
@fazbell Год назад
White trash to the core.
@tomjones5650
@tomjones5650 Год назад
That bung holes a big job😅😢😊😂
@rzz9594
@rzz9594 5 месяцев назад
TexAs . 👍
@julietcapulet7409
@julietcapulet7409 9 лет назад
I keep replaying this and every time I hear him burp I just lose it.
@FeistFan1
@FeistFan1 9 лет назад
I do the same thing
@yrobtsvt
@yrobtsvt 7 лет назад
a little wider in the crotch area --*burp*-- morty
@Rhythmicons
@Rhythmicons 6 лет назад
I'm in between laughing and puking.
@devilsoffspring5519
@devilsoffspring5519 6 лет назад
Muh nutz! Muh Bungho'! :-D Hahahahahahaha
@dirtthirst3348
@dirtthirst3348 5 лет назад
Absolute Legend.
@no1reallycaresabout2
@no1reallycaresabout2 4 года назад
Imagine being on the board that declassified this
@ZeranZeran
@ZeranZeran Год назад
I consider them American heroes beyond any president
@gchukma
@gchukma Год назад
I sure LBJ wouldn't have minded. If they made comfortable pants he would want others to know. But it did have National Security implications in as far the Presidents balls are concerned. We were living in a dangerous world.
@orbyfan
@orbyfan Год назад
Or the archivist who transcribed it; how would the belch be noted?
@sinistersoul7238
@sinistersoul7238 Год назад
​@@orbyfanthat's a very good question
@zlinedavid
@zlinedavid 3 месяца назад
LBJ was never shy about talking about what he was packing. Ordering pants with an extra half inch for your nuts to hang is a compliment.
@lyndonbainesjohnson1990
@lyndonbainesjohnson1990 5 лет назад
My nuts have never felt better! Thanks, Haggar! My *burp* bunghole is feeling mighty nice as well!
@logant44
@logant44 4 года назад
Underrated comment hahaha
@drquack4213
@drquack4213 2 года назад
Hero
@borisjohnson683
@borisjohnson683 2 года назад
I’m British
@erniebuchinski3614
@erniebuchinski3614 2 года назад
Deez nutz!
@kaiserwilhelmii5109
@kaiserwilhelmii5109 2 года назад
Mr. President my “bunghole” is feeling comfortable as well
@KairuHakubi
@KairuHakubi 4 года назад
I like that he loved these pants so much but he still has a ton of notes on how to improve them.
@brunhildevalkyrie
@brunhildevalkyrie Год назад
Tbh I think most people feel the same way about things they love.
@KairuHakubi
@KairuHakubi Год назад
@@brunhildevalkyrie Well i think there's different kinds of people, and the ones who want to "just enjoy things" don't appreciate/understand the people who enjoy things by picking them apart.
@Levipaulsen
@Levipaulsen 10 месяцев назад
You can always improve... --- as much as I'm not a big LBJ fan politically, I have no problems with this exchange.
@RappinPicard
@RappinPicard 6 лет назад
Lyndon Johnson needed extra room for Lyndon’s Johnson
@isagacha1015
@isagacha1015 2 месяца назад
yes
@toughlikerocks
@toughlikerocks 24 дня назад
It was supposedly quite large. He liked to whip it out and show it to people at parties. True story.
@crixxxxxxxxx
@crixxxxxxxxx 21 день назад
It had a name - "Jumbo"
@118Columbus
@118Columbus 19 дней назад
I never heard Lady Bird complain.
@2KGrafix
@2KGrafix 8 лет назад
He was so unfiltered. I admired that.
@mcblahflooper94
@mcblahflooper94 4 года назад
He was also a blabbering idiot that made millions of lives worse but yeah i love our presidents wooo
@ilford6x6
@ilford6x6 4 года назад
Wooo
@yeezet4592
@yeezet4592 4 года назад
@@mcblahflooper94 ?
@hansfrazier42
@hansfrazier42 4 года назад
@@mcblahflooper94 made millions of lives better actually. Medicare, Medicaid, Civil Rights Act, Voting Rights Act. His legacy still endures today.
@MarlonBitoy
@MarlonBitoy 3 года назад
Matt C yeah ignore all his achievements because his tie color hurt your feelings. I’m sick of idiots just bending reality to make people seem worse
@johnp4008
@johnp4008 10 лет назад
"And another thing, the crotch -- down where your nuts hang..." LOL This guy was a professional clothing manufacturer but I guess LBJ figured he needed to clarify exactly where the crotch was. This whole thing cracks me up, & I hope if I ever visit the LBJ library there will be a pair of these custom-designed trousers hanging in a place of honor.
@nmatavka
@nmatavka 8 лет назад
They're Dockers! You can get them at any store now---Johnson basically invented them. Bigger pockets, not just for decoration but to put stuff in, more stride in the crotch (where your nuts---and bolt!---hang), and with an expandable waistline so you don't have to run to the shop when you gain an inch or two around there.
@MI-jp4nq
@MI-jp4nq 7 лет назад
+Nick Matavka Flawed man and flawed president IMO, but he knew how to combine comfort and style.
@stoshrice4060
@stoshrice4060 6 лет назад
How about the fact that he had cash "don't want my money falling out" and had a knife on him IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!!! They're all flawed, but street fight I'd take Lyndon
@ilackedtheheart
@ilackedtheheart 3 года назад
I went there years ago, I don't remember if his pants were there though.
@centurion1945
@centurion1945 3 года назад
@@stoshrice4060 Read Robert Caro's biography on Johnson, sadly, you definitely don't want to have LBJ with you in a street fight. He got into several when he was a kid, and got his ass absolutely handed to him each time. Now Abraham "Railsplitter" Lincoln is the president you'd want with you in a fight. Lincoln allegedly only lost 1 wrestling match out of the 300 he competed in during a 12 year career.
@Iguana-Power
@Iguana-Power 8 лет назад
The best moment of the LBJ presidency, hands down.
@conduit242
@conduit242 8 лет назад
This might be one of the greatest moments in American history...
@sullenbode283
@sullenbode283 6 лет назад
Mah bunghole
@macintoshapples2882
@macintoshapples2882 4 года назад
I think you mean pants down
@bobfontana9101
@bobfontana9101 4 года назад
I mean that whole Civil Rights thing was pretty cool too.
@je7055
@je7055 4 года назад
@@bobfontana9101 Medicare too, and bringing millions of Americans over the poverty line, but this phone call is definitely a solid top five or top ten moment
@jessegd6306
@jessegd6306 7 лет назад
Little does everyone know, his initials actually stand for Ludicrously Big Johnson.
@benzflynn
@benzflynn 5 лет назад
Nah, Virgo - it was little boy jitters: every time the Pentagon boys said he was being soft on communism ...
@indisciipline
@indisciipline 4 года назад
Lyndon Bull Johnson because his college mates knew he was often full of bullshit
@gabrielledebourg2487
@gabrielledebourg2487 4 года назад
He did actually call it "Jumbo"
@Spodogo
@Spodogo 3 года назад
@@gabrielledebourg2487 so its ludicrously big jumbo
@o484
@o484 3 года назад
Lyndon's Big Johnson
@satireisnotdead5804
@satireisnotdead5804 4 года назад
Imagine how much self-control the man on the other end had to exercise, I wouldn't be able to breathe
@roccoz2231
@roccoz2231 3 года назад
Joe Haggar Jr. -- the guy on the other end of the phone -- was also a native Texan. I'm sure he'd heard it all before.
@doritozman5419
@doritozman5419 2 года назад
Did bunghole hit differently back then? Like was it an incredibly rare word to use at the time? Can't say I'm up to date with the prevalence of slang in the 60's.
@finlandtrip2360
@finlandtrip2360 Год назад
the way the guy on the phone enthusiastically goes "yes sir!" cracks me up every time
@rdrrr
@rdrrr 4 месяца назад
Well, ol' LBJ said he needed extra deep pockets for all his money. I guess Haggar did mighty well off LBJ's custom.
@jaycarver4886
@jaycarver4886 Месяц назад
​@@rdrrrHe must've been the last President to carry cash and a knife. 😅
@Kyle_Schaff
@Kyle_Schaff 4 года назад
“Where would you like them sent?” “🇺🇸 *White House* 🇺🇸”
@jillsmcfarland2001
@jillsmcfarland2001 4 года назад
To golda we are same but for the dresses orders.
@axtondragunov1784
@axtondragunov1784 3 месяца назад
LBJ was such a chad he just said White House not The White House just White House
@TheIanverse
@TheIanverse 3 месяца назад
I’m your comment’s 500th like 👍 !!!
@warlordofbritannia
@warlordofbritannia 5 лет назад
This is great, but imagine the other guy on the phone. While Johnson just goes on and on in extreme detail about how comfy his crotch should be, the guy’s thinking: “Is this a prank call? This can’t be for real. Oh Sweet Jesus, he’s still going...”
@jaygroomes1357
@jaygroomes1357 2 года назад
"Yes sir, yes sir."
@erniebuchinski3614
@erniebuchinski3614 2 года назад
Deez nutz!
@morganalabeille5004
@morganalabeille5004 2 года назад
He used to whip his dick out to intimidate people
@ZeranZeran
@ZeranZeran Год назад
"DOWN TO MA BUNGHOLE" "Is this the president of the united states?" "WELL WHO THE HELL ELSE WOULD IT BE? NOW ARE YOU GONNA HELP ME WITH MY NUTS HANGIN' COMFORTABLY, OR ARE YOU NOT?
@wordforger
@wordforger Год назад
That's also apparently how many of his aides felt when he conducted state business while on the toilet.
@walrus2561
@walrus2561 2 года назад
The best parts are the knife, the nuts, the burp, the funeral, the whitehouse and the bunghole
@baronvg
@baronvg 4 года назад
Upon listening to this audio again, it’s actually quite innocent and charming. But that out-of-nowhere burp was the craziest part 😂
@NaughtyVampireGod
@NaughtyVampireGod 4 года назад
no really out of nowhere - you can hear him leading up to it
@grege5074
@grege5074 Год назад
It is innocent and charming and wanting to wear more casual clothing “after work” treating the presidency like its a 9-5er
@SurferJoe1
@SurferJoe1 9 лет назад
Disneyland should have a "Great Moments With Mr. Johnson" attraction with an animatronic LBJ and this audio.
@ZeranZeran
@ZeranZeran 5 лет назад
"Daddy why is that robot waving his peepee at everyone?" "Well son..it's a beautiful story."
@fabianvera273
@fabianvera273 4 года назад
Visit the LBJ museum in Austin, TX. They have all those phone calls for your entertainment...
@ecardullo10
@ecardullo10 2 года назад
@@fabianvera273 stop. That is the most amazing thing I've heard.
@ecardullo10
@ecardullo10 2 года назад
Highlights of this: 1. Use of the word "bunghole" 2. The mid sentence belch 3. Referring to where his nuts hang
@mlgerab
@mlgerab 2 года назад
@@ecardullo10 …told by a lifestyle LBJ robot sitting on a fence!
@billi1064
@billi1064 4 года назад
This needs to be clipped and put into a LoFi Hip-hop mix right now.
@ZeranZeran
@ZeranZeran Год назад
On it.
@anemoiatrippin
@anemoiatrippin Год назад
@@ZeranZeran did u do it?
@sinistersoul7238
@sinistersoul7238 Год назад
​@@ZeranZerandid you do it?
@TrainedCreeper
@TrainedCreeper 11 месяцев назад
@@ZeranZeran did you finish it?
@CatherinePriester
@CatherinePriester 10 месяцев назад
did you do it?
@chaselewis7853
@chaselewis7853 Месяц назад
“These are the best I’ve ever had… but here’s 30 things I’d like different.”
@expensivepink7
@expensivepink7 Месяц назад
imagine the pain that man was in before if those were his best ever im crying
@kelmi412
@kelmi412 9 лет назад
"(...) where the zipper *BELCH* ends..."
@Nazareadain
@Nazareadain 4 года назад
I'm pretty sure a belchend is a UK insult
@bobbyinohio420
@bobbyinohio420 3 года назад
1:42
@DjNotNicesNucka
@DjNotNicesNucka 5 лет назад
Imagine how much he talked about these pants when he got them. "They don't cut me right hwhere m'nuts hang"
@timwinterhalter5233
@timwinterhalter5233 2 дня назад
he had to have been fucking thrilled
@rogergordon1765
@rogergordon1765 10 лет назад
Not only is LBJ saying bunghole hilarious, but it amazes me that with all that was going on during the Johnson administration, the President would be taking care of something as trivial as ordering pants? Couldn't Lady Bird or a white house aide taken care of this?
@luxbledstone
@luxbledstone 9 лет назад
Idk if she could bring her self to say "nuts" and "bunghole"...
@bamarine247
@bamarine247 9 лет назад
Roger Gordon He was an old-fashioned Southerner. His thinking is "If you want it done right, do it yourself." My mom grew up in Texas in the 1950s-60s and when she heard this, she said his language sounded very accurate (as well as his knife-carrying and his casual belch)
@haltopen12
@haltopen12 9 лет назад
Roger Gordon they were probably too busy recovering from "jumbo", apparently he slept with every secretary at the white house because he wanted to outdo kennedy
@philomelodia
@philomelodia 6 лет назад
Roger Gordon well, maybe somebody did order them and they ordered them wrong which is why they didn't fit right. So, he figured he better do it himself so he wouldn't be uncomfortable next time around
@fenderjag114
@fenderjag114 6 лет назад
They couldn't be trusted with such a sensitive operation.
@spiffaz
@spiffaz 5 лет назад
Sometimes, when you are feeling sad about your life, just remember that anything is possible. This guy was President. Whatever it is, you can do it.
@claudiagibsonmusic
@claudiagibsonmusic 5 лет назад
One of the sharpest politicians to ever put on a pair of pants.
@capser86
@capser86 6 месяцев назад
He was also a very good and effective president.
@thaneofwhiterun3562
@thaneofwhiterun3562 5 месяцев назад
You say it like he was dumb XD, but no one greased the gears of the Senate like Lyndon.
@jeremysimpson6474
@jeremysimpson6474 6 лет назад
When he belches I imagine Hagar pulling the phone away and looking at the receiver in surprise.
@matthewkleinmeyer6555
@matthewkleinmeyer6555 11 лет назад
LBJ: Lyndon Beavis Johnson
@mat11trick
@mat11trick 5 лет назад
5 years and not one like? My God this was great. Thank you for the laugh!
@justsomeguy6133
@justsomeguy6133 20 дней назад
😂
@grimroten3299
@grimroten3299 3 года назад
This is real and its not the dumbest thing a US President has had been recorded saying on a call
@thunderbird1921
@thunderbird1921 2 года назад
John F. Kennedy was actually recorded on the phone talking about furniture costs IIRC, he cursed when he heard the amount and feared it would cause a massive scandal with the public if the press found out.
@wordforger
@wordforger Год назад
...Or live television for that matter.
@johnchessant3012
@johnchessant3012 2 года назад
The animation on the burp is just perfection
@veryscaryreaper8883
@veryscaryreaper8883 2 месяца назад
The fact that he did this before going to a fucking funeral takes the wind out of me 💀💀
@loganstroganoff1284
@loganstroganoff1284 9 месяцев назад
Lol this is so bizarre hes calling one of the owners of a major company like hes the local corner store tailor "joe is your dad the one that makes clothes?" And giving him the measurements like hes the assistant or something 😂
@timwinterhalter5233
@timwinterhalter5233 2 дня назад
It was a way different and more personal time, people just were expected to casually know a lot of the things we mentally offload now
@jeremymullins1294
@jeremymullins1294 7 лет назад
I've been reading Ron Chernow's bio on George Washington. Washington was also very particular when ordering his clothes from a tailor in London. Must be a Presidential thing. Although, I don't think he ever mentioned his "balls" or his "bunghole".
@hoilst
@hoilst 4 года назад
But we all know damn well Ben Franklin did. Ben Franklin probably drew his tailor diagrams.
@lambdaman3228
@lambdaman3228 4 года назад
@@hoilst Ben Franklin was never POTUS.
@wesleycorder4594
@wesleycorder4594 4 года назад
@@lambdaman3228 He was never president but he should've been. He would've been interesting
@lambdaman3228
@lambdaman3228 4 года назад
@@wesleycorder4594 We're discussing how different US presidents might have ordered their clothes tailored. Ben Franklin was never a US president. Therefore discussing him is off topic here. If you want to discuss how inventors order clothing, or how non presidents order their clothing, I suggest you create a new comment on this video instead of replying to this one.
@jasonbent97
@jasonbent97 3 года назад
George called them his Apple bag and referred to his bunghole as his “trap door”. He talked of both so often it was incredible.
@GabeNewellDFTBA
@GabeNewellDFTBA 8 лет назад
LBJ is Rick Sanchez confirmed.
@DonPeyote420
@DonPeyote420 8 лет назад
LBJ was carrying a knife with him? I hope it was a classic greaser switchblade lol.
@luissantiago5163
@luissantiago5163 8 лет назад
XD
@joedick8779
@joedick8779 7 лет назад
I'm actually just as suprised he carried money with him
@DonPeyote420
@DonPeyote420 7 лет назад
Joe Dick no credit cards back then!
@joedick8779
@joedick8779 7 лет назад
DonPeyote Well yeah, but he was President of the United States, I don't think he was running down to the drugstore for smokes or anything.
@DonPeyote420
@DonPeyote420 7 лет назад
Joe Dick well, he was a real boyscout seems to be - ready for anything, had a knife with him in case he needs it, had some change in case he needs to make a paid phone call, he wanted to be prepared for anything. Maybe he was afraid he could be kidnapped, so he wanted to have a blade to cut the ropes and some change for payphone on him at any time, idunno lol.
@rawbacon
@rawbacon 2 года назад
They need to put mannequins of LBJ wearing those pants in museums and have this audio playing.
@notoriousblt1038
@notoriousblt1038 4 года назад
ITS LIKE RIDING A WIRE FENCE
@AndrewBlechinger
@AndrewBlechinger 7 лет назад
I actually first heard a part of this clip on a Wisconsin morning radio show in 1998. Freaking excellent.
@rockoutwithyourckout
@rockoutwithyourckout 8 лет назад
Did I really just hear a president use "bunghole" ? PPSHHHAHaha ha ha hh* h*
@vanessapurvis6062
@vanessapurvis6062 7 лет назад
I just heard him say 'nuts' !!! this is crazy
@kmulhollem4185
@kmulhollem4185 7 лет назад
i HAVE always heard that he was crude, rude, and socially un-acceptable at most dinner parties!
@zlinedavid
@zlinedavid 3 месяца назад
You know Clinton and W did at some point. They just haven’t declassified the tapes. Hell, I can see those two smoking a j and laughing their asses off at Beavis & Butthead.
@StiffyGriffy
@StiffyGriffy Месяц назад
I shall not seek and I will not accept any other pants
@fw5995
@fw5995 2 года назад
0:36 - it is interesting as hell hearing a sitting US President talk about common things like unwinding after coming home from work at the end of the day. One of those “putting their pants on one leg at a time” thing (no pun intended).
@AManOfMusic
@AManOfMusic 2 года назад
I feel so strangely proud that I was born on this guy's birthday.
@risqueclay
@risqueclay 13 лет назад
What LBJ needed in the crotch of his pants was a gusset. This is a small piece of cloth that gives a bit more room. I've always wondered why they aren't used more often in pants because they do make for a more comfortable fit.
@djs2356
@djs2356 3 года назад
That is exactly correct. It gives more room and prevents the 'rise' of the pant from looking too long. A Gusset falls in the category of craftsmanship. So, it's a lost art. We don't make anything here in the USA anymore.
@ShanefromSydneyAustralia
@ShanefromSydneyAustralia Год назад
That build up to the presidential burp. Just legendary
@rcradiator
@rcradiator 4 года назад
I'd imagine the president of the US could afford to ask a company to send a tailor right to the White House instead of phoning in an order. Still, the idea is hilarious, and Johnson certainly didn't disappoint either.
@SomeFreakingCactus
@SomeFreakingCactus 21 день назад
The president actually pays for their clothing, as well as food, toilet paper, gifts to foreign leaders, vacations, haircuts, and private party staff.
@IsThatWheelJack9905
@IsThatWheelJack9905 3 года назад
Though he was one of the most depressed presidents I knew and watched, it was still hilarious when he belched and keeps saying bunghole lmao
@GAMEOVER-hy6xs
@GAMEOVER-hy6xs 9 лет назад
goddammit vinny
@jh6025
@jh6025 4 года назад
Jumbo sort of makes a guest appearance. LBJ is a personal hero for how much legislation he was able to pass. Imagine that happening today.
@AnticomPhysicalRemover10
@AnticomPhysicalRemover10 Год назад
LBJ was an actual racist though.
@eh1600
@eh1600 4 года назад
Lyndon "Bunghole" Johnson
@Davids-fb9ub
@Davids-fb9ub 8 лет назад
Amazing johnson didn't sound polite, he burped on the line without saying excuse me.
@zeroeffects88
@zeroeffects88 8 лет назад
Texas...
@VanBurenOfficial
@VanBurenOfficial 8 лет назад
LBJ had horrible manners, a lot of people commented on it.
@zes3813
@zes3813 8 лет назад
That's not impolite, wrr
@GeorgeNoory42069
@GeorgeNoory42069 8 лет назад
he was drunk lol
@drtrollface7434
@drtrollface7434 7 лет назад
Shit yeah he was drunk! Everyone was drunk back then. If you didn't come home 3 sheets to the wind and slap your old lady around for burning supper you just weren't American!
@Sonicbolt1-_
@Sonicbolt1-_ 9 лет назад
Vinny Sent Me Here...
@YFNGamer1
@YFNGamer1 6 лет назад
Which stream (2 years later)
@MultiDarksamuses
@MultiDarksamuses 6 лет назад
MGS 3 for me.
@ascalia
@ascalia 12 лет назад
You know, there is a book by a Secret Service man who covered "old bullnuts," as LBJ was called, because he was PARTICULARLY "WELL ENDOWED" IN THE TESTICLES--PLUS, he LIKED getting NUDE in FRONT of his wife and kids (?!!) on Air Force One whenever he got aboard, and was known to simply take a leak off the upstairs balcony of his Whitehouse living quarters and onto the Whitehouse Lawn. On the OTHER hand, he FOUNDED National Public Radio, and CHAMPIONED de-segregation of Blacks JUST before Watts
@KairuHakubi
@KairuHakubi 4 года назад
those are the same hand, don't let anyone tell you otherwise
@danielhall6354
@danielhall6354 6 лет назад
he contently knew what he wanted
@yarrmander3197
@yarrmander3197 3 года назад
The B in LBJ stands for "Balls, Big Bulbous Balls too close to his Bunghole"
@capser86
@capser86 6 месяцев назад
I love how all the inappropriate language in this call was totally avoidable. "A bit more space in the crotch area" would have been completely clear.
@zlinedavid
@zlinedavid 3 месяца назад
LBJ never missed an opportunity to elude to the size of what he was packing.
@user-bl1gg2br5m
@user-bl1gg2br5m Год назад
I wanted to be shocked when I first heard this but I’ve answered a lot of calls from old people.
@gonzalomendoza1598
@gonzalomendoza1598 6 лет назад
Funny thing is that my Grandma steam presses those pants and suits. she worked in Haggar Most of the 60s and 70s
@sootmann
@sootmann 8 лет назад
"wire fence", lol.
@qakbousmeatcake3342
@qakbousmeatcake3342 2 года назад
His accent just makes it that much better
@sim1manson1
@sim1manson1 Год назад
Not only did LBJ cost more lives than anyone in American history, but he also cared for his pant fitment.
@connorodum6710
@connorodum6710 10 месяцев назад
Chester A. Arthur punching air rn
@wolventhrone1631
@wolventhrone1631 5 лет назад
muh money and muh knife and everythan jus fall out
@gregoryjclark81
@gregoryjclark81 4 года назад
That was some seriously funny shit!!! Nearly laughed my soft green britches off. All these years all I can think is "Poor Lady Bird." Surely she must've have busted a rib or two, right?
@villll
@villll 2 года назад
@rl943 😐
@EllieK
@EllieK Год назад
@@villll This is a nice video of LBJ and Lady Bird and cute Hereford cattle ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-m9PET5sQjwA.html From LBJ library
@troynov1965
@troynov1965 2 года назад
Ordering pants like a BOSS
@BjrnOttoVasbottenbjovas
@BjrnOttoVasbottenbjovas 5 часов назад
That belch going right onto the bungwhole is like a two hit punch combo or retoric
@Buttsac
@Buttsac 3 года назад
I would have for sure thought this was a crank call if I was the guy on the other end
@All_Walks_
@All_Walks_ 4 года назад
This man also waged war in Vietnam, what a wild thought. Love this call
@dstorm7752
@dstorm7752 4 месяца назад
On June 30, 1967, LBJ amended Selective Service regulations and drafted many of us out of law school or grad school. He had no plan to win, so people like my pal Bill died in Vietnam in 1968. When the Vietnam Veterans Memorial was dedicated, LBJ's wife did not show up nor did anybody from the Nixon presidency.
@bobcooper5779
@bobcooper5779 6 лет назад
He is THE GREAT BUNGHOLIO!!
@danhandel8256
@danhandel8256 2 года назад
the burp, this must have been the subconscious inspiration for Uncle Rick
@rberka555
@rberka555 8 лет назад
I would like to have heard old Mayer Daley and Johnson in a room together.
@6feet263
@6feet263 2 года назад
I literally lost it when he burped 😂
@marisawoods
@marisawoods 2 года назад
I'm sure Johnson would've throughly enjoyed Beavis and Butthead.
@catfishandbass8680
@catfishandbass8680 21 день назад
Needed that extra room for Jumbo
@questionable7944
@questionable7944 3 года назад
as a matter of fact LBJ stands for: Lyndon Big. Johnson
@bduhe219
@bduhe219 9 лет назад
love him...so colorful!!
@seanmcmanus7483
@seanmcmanus7483 3 года назад
losing my mind at varying 10-15 pounds a month
@InfernalPasquale
@InfernalPasquale 8 месяцев назад
An incredible moment in history
@monckey44
@monckey44 8 месяцев назад
he was cooking here
@benzflynn
@benzflynn 5 лет назад
I think the animation - while good - may need a few extra sketches at the part where he needs extra material down thar whar yore nuts hang ! Great ad for Hagger even if they had to make 6 pairs of long stride pants for free . . . After this they could hang out a board sign saying "Infitters to the President" !
@mitchcumstein4521
@mitchcumstein4521 Год назад
LEGEND
@SleepingSoldier
@SleepingSoldier 3 года назад
"...riding a wire fence." Ouch
@OMM-bo9fr
@OMM-bo9fr 5 лет назад
this is so great! it cheers me up every time! :D
@parisbrat
@parisbrat 9 лет назад
But he's got the biggest Balls of them all!!
@jamesbelkin9204
@jamesbelkin9204 3 года назад
He needed some extra breathing room for ol' "Jumbo"
@bamarine247
@bamarine247 Год назад
The fact that the LBJ library has this whole conversation on a phone bank
@gia5386
@gia5386 4 года назад
Lyndon is pleased.
@thewooflingdiva
@thewooflingdiva 10 лет назад
Awesome! Happy presidents' day ya'll!
@deloctober4369
@deloctober4369 4 года назад
Can we have him back, please!
@Raguleader
@Raguleader 4 года назад
My favorite bit about this is that some random citizen was like "I'm gonna send POTUS some pants." Does that sort of thing still happen?
@lukastojanovic8904
@lukastojanovic8904 3 года назад
You know what's even better - that POTUS actually wore these pants and sent him feedback lol
@threestrikesmarxman9095
@threestrikesmarxman9095 2 года назад
Well, it was Haggar that sent him those pants. It was a pretty well-established company in Dallas by the time LBJ took office.
@LinkRocks
@LinkRocks Год назад
@@threestrikesmarxman9095 Yep. This wasn't a random clothing store he called, this was a top tier outlet that LBJ did business with before.
@TheBycon
@TheBycon 11 лет назад
Sounds like my grandfather, has to repeat himself every other sentence...
@stoshrice4060
@stoshrice4060 8 лет назад
LBJ a true politician, and I want a President that carries cash and a knife, that's my kind of guy
@ununderstood
@ununderstood 6 лет назад
Not to mention change. I don't think of presidents with change falling out of their pockets.
@Rhythmicons
@Rhythmicons 6 лет назад
I want a president that leaves plenty of room around his bunghole
@enlightenedwarrior7119
@enlightenedwarrior7119 4 года назад
Change and a knife
@MCO18
@MCO18 Год назад
“It’s like ridin’ a whar fince”
@astron4606
@astron4606 Год назад
1:42 Best moment overall
@radhiaAndromida
@radhiaAndromida 10 лет назад
This is the funniest thing even legend
@phototristan
@phototristan 3 года назад
I would have asked him 'how will you be paying for this?'
@myristicina.
@myristicina. 2 года назад
I mean he was president….
@crockpot54
@crockpot54 12 лет назад
we need another president who doesnt give a shit about what people think of them... the just dont make em like lbj anymore
@HelenIWendy
@HelenIWendy 4 года назад
Why does this remind me of Rick Sanchez? He even burps 😂
@zingamaxkettlesteinjudaism6069
@zingamaxkettlesteinjudaism6069 3 года назад
Drunk ordering pants. Today he’d be drunk on Amazon
@CapsizedCloud
@CapsizedCloud 15 дней назад
60th anniversary, watching from Johnson City, TX. 💀
@Rbyrd77
@Rbyrd77 6 лет назад
I am shaking with laughter !
@jonglewongle3438
@jonglewongle3438 2 года назад
One can understand why he ordered 6. One or two might have defective pockets or whatever, being custom-ordered, but still viable, one or two might be in the wash, and so on.
@paulmahoney7619
@paulmahoney7619 10 месяцев назад
Also probably just wanted enough to get from laundry day to laundry day.
@shelton705
@shelton705 12 лет назад
They should have Beavis and Butthead listen to this. "Huh, huh, he said "bunghole."
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