LE CHANT DE L'OIGNON (LOUD) 

When the Austrian kid bullies you so you impale him with a baguette

last time this was played moscow was burning

imagine, a french soldier yelling about onions and you're just a german soldier trying to comprehend what the heck he means

When people make fun of you for surrendering during World War II but you have the most military victories in the world

Friend, "what kind of music you listen too?" Me, "ughh... it's complicated."

The germans sing about their courage The British sing about their grenadiers The Russian sing about the motherland The French, the mad bastards, sing about onions

10 minutes into frying onions and chill and he gives you this look.

Imagine a french soldier charging at you full speed, bayonet fixed and he sings about fried onions And you happen to be austrian

WW1 Vet: Get PTSD whenever they hear an explosion WW2 Vet: Get PTSD whenever they hear an angry german Vietnam War Vet: Get PTSD whenever they hear someone talk behind a bush Napoleonic War Vet:

There is no Earrape, just Austrian screams of torment and fear

When the Austrian kid insults you.

America: Marching song about God or whatever Russia: Marching song about motherland France: *L E O N I O N I S T A S T Y*

Mom: We're having onion soup for dinner! Sister: Ugh, I hate onions Me:

When you smell onions in the german trenches

When you capture a few towns in the Saarland then go home

When the Austrian kid wants one of your onions

France during WW2: "we have to surrender because the enemies are too strong and they went through the ardenne while flanking our best armies" France during WW1:

I bet this is what the Russian and Austrian forces hear from the horizon slowly getting louder during the battle of Austerlitz

“who replaced the cannon balls with onions?” -Napoleon when he was defeated in Russia

Nobody: The enemy trench at 3 am.

When an Austrian cuts an onion

WE'RE MAKING OUT OF CORSICA ISLAND WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Britain: takes some colonies France: meh thats fine Britain: hm? Whats this? Onions? Well, don't mind if I do. Germany: Britain no! Britain: hm? Why? France:

N'oublier pas J'AIME L'OIGNON FRIT A L'HUILE !!!

Germans sing about a flower Italians sing about dying on a mountain British sing about there great navy French sing about onion Man I love Europe

When the kaiser Wilhelm II fan bullies you and you remember him 1918

When you discover that your ancestor was in the Grande Armée

As a french, this song is just perfect, valided by Napoléon Bonaparte

This makes me proud to be French

*Frenchies in the trenchies intensifies*

When your ally trades with your enemy so you invade your own ally:

Vive la L'OIGNON!🇫🇷

My French mother: We are Having Fried Onion For lunch with Baguette. My Austrian Dad: Uhg not this.. My entire French family:

You know the song is good when you had a lot of revolutions and your soldiers like Fried Onions.

When your eating baguettes, frog legs, and drinking wine at the same time

I was playing Hoi4 with this song, and I reformed the whole French empire

When a bunch of European monarchies tell you that rebublics aren’t good so you decide to trigger them more.

No Onion for Austria

when austrian get onion Austria: finally France be like:

Makes Prussian Gloria sound like a nursery rhyme.

Austrians: Why do I hear boss music?

what a nice song to study and rest. A beautiful melody that has come from paradise and our holy gods

I'm DAMN sure my Austrian neighbours will love this ❤️.

*A U S T E R L I T Z INTENSIFIED*

that moment when you fry onions in your parisian house and the air alarms go off

0:16 no onions for austrians

Such a sweet melody

1280x720 + 144p plus serbian wifi = true vintage expericane

THIS IS SO FIRE IT SET MOSCOW ABLAZE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

When you’re a French waiter and and the Austrian customer asks for the fried onions

what russia,germany,britain,france sing: russia: motherland germany: tanks britain: queen france: O N I O N

"nice tea eh Franz?" "Ja ist good- was ist dat?" "Ich don't know just some french celeb-" Fritz and Franz were never seen again

When you play germany in hoi4 and you feel your borders shaking

"My song is the most epic" "NEIN! MEIN IST!" "Amateurs" "What was that, punk?" "AMATEURS"

"nah we are fucking lazy to make maginot line longer" also france : "FRENCHIES ON THE TRENCHIES"

Austrian Painter in 1914: This should be easy. *THE FRENCH*

The Emperor would show up in bivouac and sample the onion soup:C’est bon!

WE DEFENDING THE BRIDGE WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️ 🔥🔥🔥🧟🚶

is it just me or does this boost morale tenfold

Who would’ve thought an Austrian (me) would like a song meant against Austria

J'aime l'oignon frit à l'huile,J'aime l'oignon quand il est bon,J'aime l'oignon frit à l'huile,J'aime l'oignon, j'aime l'oignon. Au pas camarades, au pas camarades,Au pas, au pas, au pas,Au pas camarades, au pas camarades,Au pas, au pas, au pas. Un seul oignon frit à l'huile,Un seul oignon nous change en Lion,Un seul oignon frit à l'huile,Un seul oignon, nous change en Lion Mais pas d'oignons aux Autrichiens,Non pas d'oignons à tous ces chiens,Mais pas d'oignons aux Autrichiens,Non pas d'oignons, non pas d'oignons Aimons l'oignon frit à l'huile,Aimons l'oignon car il est bon,Aimons l'oignon frit à l'huile,Aimons l'oignon, aimons l'oignon.

Imagine if there was an Austrian soldier who knew French, as the French corps arrive towards Vienna, you wonder and ponder as to why the fuck they are singing about onions.

someone: who wants to buy an onion? me:

Everyone gangsta until this plays on Moscow in summer

AAAAH, METS OREILLES MAIS J'ADORE VIVE L'OIGNON CAMARADE

French in ww2: we SURRENDER DONT SHOOT! France in ww1 and Napoleonic Wars:

When you kill a tiger2h with H.39

This five unlikes below this song is may Austrian 6 yrs Old Kids Who dont understand Fried Onion power

WE'RE DOING OUT OF WATERLOO WITH THIS ONE!!!!!!

While we are in paris, france: My mom: We are getting onion soup for dinner! My sister: Ugh! I hate onions! Me:

When the your a Pyro main and the Enemy team switches to Spy just to spite you

When an Prussian, Russian, Austrian, British kids try to bully you so you get your Spanish friend but he backstabs you so you get an glass of wine and splash it on them Edit: I forgor austria

J ai réussi à mettre c ette musique comme réveille ça fais du bien pour un vrai français

When you destroy a Panzer III whit your low-velocity anti tank gun fixed on a shitty one-man turret

WE SPREADING REVOLUTIONARY IDEAS WITH THIS ONE 🗣🔥

Blasted this in a Austrian discord server

9 dislikes for Austrians who didn’t get a onion

VIVE L'EMPEREUR

France during Napoleon battles:

This should be the french anthem

When u invade belgium with ur onion soup

My eyes when I’m cutting onions be like:

Teacher : Class we’re going to Vienna ! Girls : boring .. Boys :

I just came back from France this is the first thing I watch

I played this in all countries which eat their food, they are now eating Onions fried in Oil.

When the British kid bullies you so you impale him with a baugette

"Why is there a loaf of bread the size of a pipe speaking French?" The reason: 0:00

When the Austrians requested Onions but you said no

When Napoleon Enters War:

Boutta blast this on my visit to vienna some day

Austrian: The croissants are .. English: don't even try to say it Austrian: if I say it what are you going to do ?? capitulate ?? French : (ps: en vrai je vous aime mes petits autrichiens,c'est de bonne guerre que je me permet de vous taquinée)

When you took Berlin in 19 days in 1940 and defeated the Austrian Painter

POV: You are a German Light Infantry on Patrol then hears this getting closer and closer

When your slightly related to France and someone starts insulting France and her glourious onions

When the the Austrian kid takes your pencil so you take vienna

Nothing better than the French sound of Conquering Europe

Austria: we attacked France by the way Germany :YOU WHAT France:

me and the boys at 3am wondering why the neighbors called the cops on us:

Teacher: we're getting a transfer student from germany Girls: he's cute French Boys:

France in ww2: i surrender HUAAAAAAAA France in Napoleonic wars: I LIKE ONIONS ONIONS FRIED IN OIL