learn the alphabet with geralt and jaskier 

G is for "Geralt don't leEEeeaave me"

I don't know why I lost my shit at "sexy goose" but with the flat delivery of the letter it was brilliant. Really the whole thing was, but that broke me.

"Sexy goose" geralts reaction makes total sense

Let's be honest. We all was waiting for "T" :D

B is for BURN BUTCHER BURN :)

For a show really about Geralt, Jaskier gets all the letters because he wont shut up! XD

I love how you just straight cut X, no mention whatsoever.

Who else clicked this knowing what F was gonna be?

just knew it was gonna be "don't touch Roach"

I knew what "P" would be for 🤣🤣🤣 I sung it

D is actually for "djinny djinn djinn"

When all of these either include or inadvertently include Jaskier you know he's a fkn icon 😂😂👌 "You need a nap" is my all time favourite scene I love Jaskier (aka Dandelion) so much 😂👏

Everything was great. I was expecting H to be Geralt's famous grunts.

Missed the oportunity to have "Hmm..." on H

I was so hoping “you need a nap” would be y😂😂😂

I have almost all of these memorized. don't need to listen more than once.

1:29 I JUST NOTICED THE LOOK GERALT HAD ON HIS FACE ☠️☠️

This is amazing

"Where the fuck are my clothes jaskier!?" taken out of context is a very different show

im not fishing... i can't sleep XDDD Great description of fishermen

I was like 100% sure whats gonna be F 😂

C is for "chamomile onto your lovely bottom"

H is for "Hmmm.." Can't believe you didn't do that

Hahahaha I dont know who these people are but thier dynamic is so like merlin and arthurs is great! And Gerald looks like Thor ... or is it jaskier... The blonde one

This should have more views and likes, it's really clever and excellent editing :D I suppose for X one could use "sexy goose" and emphasize the X? Then use something different for S, haha. But yeah I can see how much work went into finding the perfect scenes and cutting them together, good job ^_^

This is brilliant! I laughed so much 😁

This made my day!

I fucking lost it at sexy goose

Thank youuuuu for making this

"yOU need a NAP"

tbh I haven't seen this show but everything I've seen with Geralt and Jaskier just gives me intense Mark and Ethan vibes how wrong am I

Why doesn't this have 3 mil views?

L is for „Leave the very sexy but insane witch to her inevitable demise“

I was waiting for the F so much

Should have had P stand for Pie. And then combined T and P. 😏

I’m not fishing I can’t sleep

“i” is hilariously

O shouldve been ordering a pie and finding it has no filling

D is for DONT TOUCH ROACH

F is for "fuck" U is for "uh, uh fuck" Had me dying

Xander is spelled with an X so you didn't have to skip it

Come onnnn... "O" is for... "ordering a pie with no filling"

B is for "BURN BUTCHER BURN" ;P

That was brilliant. Great idea. And yeah. Where is X for SEEEEX! P.S. Jaskier is a super fun character, especially as played by Joye. I don't think I liked him that much in TW games.

D should have been dammit, let's be honest

B is for "BuRn ButCheR buuuuuuUUUuuRrN "

Gerald and his insomnia.

Yasssssss 😂😂

Awesome

You need a nap!! 🤣😭

Beautiful

YES!!!!

YoU! NeEd a NaP!

Looks like rain.

Geralt F is the best thing xD

P- was my fav.

Personally I see a missed opportunity to make Geralts part for H into the I

H is for "hmm"

A- are you perhaps short of a marble B- brilliant C- come here D- don't touch roach E- every Lord night and topany king worth his own salt will be at this betrothal. The lioness of cintra herself will sing the praises of Jaskiers triumphant performance F- fuck G- geralt don't leave me H- how are you doing I hear you ask. I didn't I- CAN'T FUCKING SLEEP J- jaskier K- kicked in the balls by an ox as a child L- ladies first? M- my name is julian alfred pancrates bu- ayy N- NO NO DEFINITELY DID NOT BUTTER THAT BISCUIT O- oh how ho ho we are so having this conversation! Come on geralt tell me be honest P- peeeeenis ohhh god Q- quick geralt do your witchery- SHUT UP R- Run away GERALT! S- sexy goose T- toss a coin to your witcher oh valley of plenty U- uhghh ughgh fuck V- valley of plenty W- where the fuck are my clothes jaskier? Y- YOU NEED A NAP Z- Zander? Is that a fish? I'm not fishing, I can't sleep. This took a lot of brain power🥲🥲

Really entertaining

H is for "Hmm..."

x should of been xander.

Of course F stands for fuck, we talk about Gerald

H definetly should have been his famous Hmm

Name of the video: "Learn the alphabet with geralt and jaskier" What I see on the thumbnail: "Learn the Geralt"

So you ship merthur AND geraskier 😭 I LOVE YOU

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

This is B Brilliant)))

F is for fuck 😂 The "Y" could have been Yennefer 😂

Lunchtime in my little cubicle...really I shouldn't, but I couldn't help myself...now EVERYONE wants to know what I'm watching. I am A....definitely A! Soon to be F'ed. LOL Thank you for this!

R for roach

H is for hmm

What about x?

no no no no. .. C is for CIRI and Cahir Y is for YEN J is for JASKIER W is for Wild Hunt E is for Emhyr var Emreis B is for Bonhart M is for Milva R is for Regis V is for Vilgefortz

Did you just say that Q is for Geralt do your witcher thingy

We don’t need to watch to know F

U

F 👍

Where is y?

🤣🤣🤣 WTF🤣🤣🤣

the netflix adaptation fucking sucks.