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Lesbian Marries MAN, Can’t Satisfy Him | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy 

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What up people. Man I couldn’t believe this. A woman in the crowd turned out to be a lesbian that was married to a man. She said she couldn’t get him off. I’ll let her explain. INDULGE!
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#AndrewSchulz #StandUp #Comedy
New York native and internationally touring stand-up, Andrew Schulz is known for his hilarious and unsafe comedy. He has starred in the sitcom BENDERS (now available on Netflix), can be seen in Amazon’s SNEAKY PETE, HBO’s CRASHING, and on MTV including GUY CODE and GIRL CODE.
In the podcast realm, Schulz can be heard on the wildly popular THE BRILLIANT IDIOTS - co-hosted by nationally syndicated radio and television personality Charlamagne tha God - the hilarious sports commentary podcast FLAGRANT 2, and the film and TV analysis podcast WESTERBROS. He has made major appearances on The Joe Rogan Experience, Bert Kreischer’s BERTCAST, Joey “coco” Diaz The Chuch of What’s Happening Now. He has even done solo interviews with the likes of Lil Duval and many others.
Andrew’s online presence has touched hundreds of millions of people
across the globe and his unconventionally funny approach to the comedy world has launched him into stardome. His shows Dropping In and Inside Jokes will rack of hundreds of thousands of views weekly. Nothing is off limits for Schulz, from sex to race, and even the occasional audience heckler roast, Andrew is hungry to be the best. He can be seen in New York City performing regularly at New York Comedy Club and the Comedy Cellar.

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Комментарии : 2 тыс.   
@Lokilowkey978
@Lokilowkey978 4 года назад
Andrews laugh sounds like two marbles hitting up against each other
@RyzeMaster
@RyzeMaster 4 года назад
This joke is funnier that this whole video I mean cool guy, okay funny, not anywhere close to Bill Burr/Patrice level imho
@dhananjayrana6222
@dhananjayrana6222 4 года назад
Now I can't unhear it
@gtjvapor5805
@gtjvapor5805 4 года назад
you high high bruh
@Kelvinst97
@Kelvinst97 4 года назад
@@RyzeMaster STFU
@dchavez3962
@dchavez3962 4 года назад
Sounds like smacking two rock together underwater
@fagun995
@fagun995 4 года назад
He's taking brutally honest to a different level dawg
@justanameonyourscreen5954
@justanameonyourscreen5954 4 года назад
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@NixonRexzile-xz4sq
@NixonRexzile-xz4sq 4 года назад
I know man, that was soo good almost in every second. Wreck it Ralph, Indian God
@Kikkii727
@Kikkii727 4 года назад
Nixon Rexzile shit was off the hook. The Beyoncé joke, everything.. he is fucking hilarious. We need more like him in comedy
@winterapparel7540
@winterapparel7540 4 года назад
He walks the line with the crowd so well
@blubrewer9046
@blubrewer9046 4 года назад
Fagun thats why we love him
@laylapackard8210
@laylapackard8210 4 года назад
husband sitting their listening to his wife explain lesbian sex: 👁👄👁
@greengoblin2308
@greengoblin2308 3 года назад
yes bro. As a woman myself. The man need to leave that chick alone.😓🤦🏽‍♀️ No good deed
@alexissmith3737
@alexissmith3737 2 года назад
i thought the same thing and im a lesbian she’s expecting him to moan like a woman that’s wild 😂😂😂
@AutoFirePad
@AutoFirePad Год назад
Staged
@justarandomuser8434
@justarandomuser8434 Год назад
bro he needs to send his girl out to bring other BI girls home. she gets to eat pussy, he gets twice as much pussy and to fuck other girls, and these new chicks can teach her how to please a man. everybodys happy.
@aronnemcsik
@aronnemcsik Месяц назад
@@greengoblin2308 she needs that 1 dollar/hour instead of the 0.75 cents she's getting
@samuelthomas7243
@samuelthomas7243 4 года назад
That “Yes sir” came out of nowhere 😂
@burns83
@burns83 4 года назад
Samuel Thomas Out of his vagina
@575MAFIA575
@575MAFIA575 4 года назад
😂😂
@goldeneaglereborn
@goldeneaglereborn 4 года назад
Yes he was very excited to shout it out
@Dojasadi3458
@Dojasadi3458 4 года назад
My favourite part of the video
@kakaman05
@kakaman05 3 года назад
The “Yes sir” got me laughing in office toilet.
@janaesalinas4515
@janaesalinas4515 4 года назад
His crowd work is honestly something else.
@googleedood9721
@googleedood9721 4 года назад
Crowd work GOAT👍🏿
@JorgeFlores-jw4gk
@JorgeFlores-jw4gk 4 года назад
Janae Salinas would u be my valentine
@markie5287
@markie5287 4 года назад
Its tremendous. Hes almost gonna take Vos top spot
@JorgeFlores-jw4gk
@JorgeFlores-jw4gk 4 года назад
@Playlist Dealer hope not but it's hard to tell nowadays
@janaesalinas4515
@janaesalinas4515 4 года назад
@Playlist Dealer lol 17 rip
@yolospecialist533
@yolospecialist533 4 года назад
"YES SIR" Got me good LMAOOO
@richardlloyd2589
@richardlloyd2589 4 года назад
g g Respect to that man! It’s like a heckle that’s says, “I’m on your side, don’t burn me. “
@justanameonyourscreen5954
@justanameonyourscreen5954 4 года назад
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@marcusshoulders9746
@marcusshoulders9746 4 года назад
THIS NIGGA SPITTIN
@oxithius_official
@oxithius_official 4 года назад
EPIC !
@jordanfrancisco27
@jordanfrancisco27 4 года назад
Premium 5 star service right there!
@misteralias2850
@misteralias2850 4 года назад
“I put on the sprinkles.” That’s a good t-shirt. 😆
@thelonlypanda1
@thelonlypanda1 4 года назад
Make it well and I'll buy it!
@misteralias2850
@misteralias2850 4 года назад
thelonelypanda , hm; I may just have to do that.
@defencebangladesh4068
@defencebangladesh4068 4 года назад
😂
@sed8me69
@sed8me69 4 года назад
Comes wet, in the bag huh?
@nihvl
@nihvl 4 года назад
“She bake the cake I do the icing” is slutier
@KayliDaShizNit
@KayliDaShizNit 2 года назад
I love how the jokes fly out of his mouth and even HE is shocked by them and then laughs at them like he just heard it for the first time too! This guy is a LEGEND beyond belief
@slipstream9619
@slipstream9619 4 года назад
Damn he holds nothing back.
@codykendall2846
@codykendall2846 4 года назад
Matt Brown its such a breath of fresh air lol
@JeffWarren47
@JeffWarren47 4 года назад
@J _ If u and @Matt Brown check out my Time Traveler video,id be grateful.Im a new comic and need ur opinion.Thanks!!
@ramyar9205
@ramyar9205 4 года назад
Cody Kendaperpaperflowe ll paper flower
@siddarth3955
@siddarth3955 4 года назад
Nah, he still doesn't cover Muslims and Allah
@im_aleey
@im_aleey 4 года назад
@@siddarth3955 he would, if muslims came to his shows
@bigdog7632
@bigdog7632 4 года назад
“This one’s a good one, get her to the island.”
@WisdomCat2198
@WisdomCat2198 4 года назад
Underrated joke, for sure
@justanameonyourscreen5954
@justanameonyourscreen5954 4 года назад
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@hahayouknowme33
@hahayouknowme33 4 года назад
I didnt get it first it took me a sec
@kodguerrero
@kodguerrero 4 года назад
Don't see many comedians take that risk. Great epstein insert
@ImranAli-qj4ir
@ImranAli-qj4ir 4 года назад
That was dark
@hashemsaad5629
@hashemsaad5629 4 года назад
“Amex platinum with the lounge access” 😂
@burns83
@burns83 4 года назад
Hashem Saad Murdered me
@HannyDart
@HannyDart 3 года назад
lost it from his "lounge"-pronounciation
@cageybee7221
@cageybee7221 3 года назад
@@HannyDart the...correct one? lol
@BlackBeard0921
@BlackBeard0921 3 года назад
😂😂😂 I’m fried man
@optionallemon9262
@optionallemon9262 3 года назад
Literally cried 😂😂😂
@legittshittful
@legittshittful 4 года назад
He’s pretty quick witted for being so relaxed on stage ... haven’t straight up cackled in a while but this was good
@IIMetalMaskII
@IIMetalMaskII 4 года назад
after this corona is over i'm going to see this dude, he's legit funny.
@sonofage
@sonofage 4 года назад
you know where he lives?
@jewelrunner8618
@jewelrunner8618 4 года назад
No you're not you fucking lying piece of shit fuck you
@jewelrunner8618
@jewelrunner8618 4 года назад
@Samuel B. I was abused as a child
@HardHeadMilitary
@HardHeadMilitary 4 года назад
My seats on the back row fam lmao
@GucciManecubus
@GucciManecubus 4 года назад
I thought your name was part of your fucking comment
@conservat1vepatr1ot
@conservat1vepatr1ot 4 года назад
Andrew makes the words “truth” and “humor” interchangeable.. this dudes perspective of the world is incredible.
@conservat1vepatr1ot
@conservat1vepatr1ot 4 года назад
Playlist Dealer I agree and at the same time, I think he got a little sensitive and hung up on his own view. He’s clearly been through some shit.
@cec4231
@cec4231 4 года назад
Playlist Dealer George Carlin too
@ahnrho
@ahnrho 4 года назад
Good judgment makes for great comedy.
@conservat1vepatr1ot
@conservat1vepatr1ot 4 года назад
Playlist Dealer Carlin was a genius though and really exemplifies the statement “good judgement makes for great comedy.”
@deathsagaXX
@deathsagaXX 4 года назад
@Ongo Gablogian he lies too much for comedy effect, like half the shit he says is just made the fuck up, don't get me wrong I enjoy the dude, I really enjoyed his show when it was being aired, and I also watched and laughed at all of his stand ups, but cman
@colefournier4474
@colefournier4474 3 года назад
Her : “It’s harder to make men come” Him : “It’s hard work, but it’s honest work”
@bn1193
@bn1193 3 года назад
My man stood up for her boyfriend. He literally exposed her and everyone like it. He is not just a comedian he is a man with good heart
@ricardo950535
@ricardo950535 3 года назад
I go to the clubs usually monthly. I'm rooting for the comedian to destroy anyone who opens their mouth. And Andrew can be brutal. I caught him 4 yrs ago at the NYCC.
@bn1193
@bn1193 3 года назад
@@ricardo950535 great man
@tommymarco
@tommymarco Год назад
Andrew has a great heart
@cuteasduck6192
@cuteasduck6192 4 года назад
I’m not from the US and don’t have any intention to visit the country. But if I ever go there, it will be to attend this guy’s damn show.
@bmort1313
@bmort1313 4 года назад
Eighth Funk Bro wtf Russia isn’t a first world country lmao
@cuteasduck6192
@cuteasduck6192 4 года назад
Eighth Funk I’m from India. People here will get offended as soon as he utters his first words😂 So there’s no chance he’s coming here
@disfatbidge2064
@disfatbidge2064 4 года назад
Barry Mortichesky He never said it was first world either.
@bmort1313
@bmort1313 4 года назад
Cranjis Mcbasketball yeah but he grouped it with the us and uk, so by the transitive property, he’s a dumbass
@RahulJha-vm7lr
@RahulJha-vm7lr 4 года назад
@@cuteasduck6192 people aren't even mature enough here to get his jokes
@carpeimodiem
@carpeimodiem 4 года назад
"He's RIGHT here, yo..." I died on that one
@burns83
@burns83 4 года назад
Carpe Imodiem Then its the guy’s fault for hitting her?
@carpeimodiem
@carpeimodiem 4 года назад
@@burns83 what??
@koolaidremixed2
@koolaidremixed2 4 года назад
@@burns83 Lol wtf?
@thunderstar254
@thunderstar254 4 года назад
I actually spit out my drink 😂
@iamergoproxy3476
@iamergoproxy3476 4 года назад
Me too...but seriously why the fuck is he still with that Lesbian
@priyansh8985
@priyansh8985 4 года назад
I just need that "YES SIR" confidence in my life.
@cz9923
@cz9923 4 года назад
Give this man his Netflix special already
@Dommy521
@Dommy521 4 года назад
His special is coming on Amazon Prime later this year
@Tochma04
@Tochma04 4 года назад
that yessir at 6:25 was so proud and confident
@RashBoogieTV
@RashBoogieTV 4 года назад
Nah that man knew the vibes💯
@iansherry4115
@iansherry4115 4 года назад
RashBoogieTV facts😭😭
@rjg3876
@rjg3876 4 года назад
He’s funny and I can learn something’s at the same time
@samuelpena3195
@samuelpena3195 4 года назад
What did you edit? Lol try again buddy
@carcass85
@carcass85 4 года назад
That was fucking hard to read lol
@jp81platow
@jp81platow 4 года назад
(edited) He’s funny and I can learn something’s at the SAMEtime..
@carcass85
@carcass85 4 года назад
@@jp81platow you his mother? Lol
@abhinandanbala4440
@abhinandanbala4440 4 года назад
precise
@MrAnass6
@MrAnass6 4 года назад
Andrew is a legit SAVAGE and WILD crowd MAGNET
@spittingfacts9227
@spittingfacts9227 4 года назад
“Yes sir!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@payduhman
@payduhman 4 года назад
“I don’t bake the cake, I do the icing” had me
@AerodynamicAlex
@AerodynamicAlex 4 года назад
Shultzy, part comedian, part relationship coach.
@Jay_Kay_Redpill
@Jay_Kay_Redpill 3 года назад
This guy is comedy genius ... How is he so low profile? I've watching these clips for weeks and he kills it every time! I need to see him live (but not from the front row!)
@nomoresunforever3695
@nomoresunforever3695 Год назад
Wtf He's not low profile at all. He's the biggest new name in comedy.
@Jay_Kay_Redpill
@Jay_Kay_Redpill Год назад
@@nomoresunforever3695 my original comment was over 1 year old, his profile was a little different back then. He's still killing it.
@farahiah1
@farahiah1 Год назад
Yeah front rows are all for the confident extrovert weirdos
@NotUrDJ
@NotUrDJ Год назад
@@Jay_Kay_Redpill how many subs did he have back then ?
@Jay_Kay_Redpill
@Jay_Kay_Redpill Год назад
@@NotUrDJ I think it was less than 250k, but I honestly don't remember. All I know is that AS has blown up since Joe Rogan mentioned him around lockdown. He certainly lives up to the hype!
@Student_OfLife
@Student_OfLife 4 года назад
*The best crowd-controlling comic of our generation, period.*
@michaelmarichal9540
@michaelmarichal9540 4 года назад
When he said Vishnu, I started dying 😂
@bhatkrishnakishor
@bhatkrishnakishor 4 года назад
I have never got offended by Andrew's Indian jokes, he is very well versed with the culture. Always amazing me how he knows all this 😁
@SmokeymcJoint420
@SmokeymcJoint420 4 года назад
Too bad you stopped dying.
@SmokeymcJoint420
@SmokeymcJoint420 4 года назад
@@bhatkrishnakishor Vishnu is the most basic Indian god someone could possibly reference.
@bhatkrishnakishor
@bhatkrishnakishor 4 года назад
@@SmokeymcJoint420 हरे कृष्णा 🙏
@sharadhotha1475
@sharadhotha1475 4 года назад
@PIYUSH YADAV They do. You've not been watching enough comedy.
@ophicermango
@ophicermango 4 года назад
Andrew Schulz is the king of crowd work, change my mind.
@makajossos9431
@makajossos9431 4 года назад
He fore sure is
@mrh0ck3y
@mrh0ck3y 4 года назад
@Joseph O'Neill you beat me to it. Seen his crowd work first hand. His references are so incredibly creative and original. He says some crazy shit. Balls of steel that man has. Asked an obese lady if she wanted to get spitroasted by this group of Juggalos that were in the audience. Denver Comedy Works. Real small venue
@nityasingh3
@nityasingh3 4 года назад
Change your mind
@vooshmoozik6185
@vooshmoozik6185 4 года назад
1.) jimmy carr 2.) drew lynch 3.) steve hofstetter (he's more of a heckler warrior than friendly banter, i'm aware of that, but still, his interactions are good enough to be included)
@Racoons4Change
@Racoons4Change 3 года назад
Patrice oneal....Sinbad...those are the two goats of it to me.
@KayleeGridleyLimitless
@KayleeGridleyLimitless 4 года назад
Oh yea, they're getting a divorce. 🤦‍♀️
@ryanx9777
@ryanx9777 4 года назад
i hope so. poor guy. didnt realise that she is using him for money and financial support. Probably cheats on him too.
@cloud_monkey422
@cloud_monkey422 4 года назад
Ryan X come on dude. That’s my sister. You’re right she does, but still
@KDB349
@KDB349 4 года назад
I kinda felt that she was cheating but I thought that I was thinking too deep about it. I mean she's sitting talking about how easy it is to make woman cum and not dudes... Idk. Maybe she was just messing around but idk. If you're having problems sexually some people usually do tend to cheat.
@amolkhobaragade
@amolkhobaragade 4 года назад
@@cloud_monkey422 Really?
@jacobrichter9562
@jacobrichter9562 4 года назад
"I prefer women" I really hope he divorced her, that bitch is ice cold
@Iron-Bridge
@Iron-Bridge 4 года назад
Damn. Andrew's crowd work is leagues ahead of everyone.
@necro699
@necro699 4 года назад
Wreck it Ralph sounds like He might be gay!! A lesbian with a Gay guy. He can't get off with her but he gets off ALL the time. 😂😂🤣🤣. Get a divorce and be great friends.
@hurtigheinz3790
@hurtigheinz3790 4 года назад
Or keep being great friends and stay married. What's all the fuss about?
@necro699
@necro699 4 года назад
@@hurtigheinz3790 they Need to work it out. I can see alot of great potential for them if they sit down and talk about it. Be married in an open relationship that they both agree upon. I see no fuss.
@hurtigheinz3790
@hurtigheinz3790 4 года назад
@@necro699 I think they sat down a long time ago.
@necro699
@necro699 4 года назад
@@hurtigheinz3790 well all we can do is Wish them the best. Hope for a great outcome that they both can be happy with.
@RogalDorn23
@RogalDorn23 4 года назад
Sounds like he just turned the tables to me😏 lol
@coubs123
@coubs123 4 года назад
Watching this with headphones next to my sleeping girlfriend, so hard not to burst out laughing and wake her
@bhawnamishra9297
@bhawnamishra9297 4 года назад
You're under a lock down with your girl. Lucky u ❤️
@puffdaddy69
@puffdaddy69 4 года назад
Slide it right inside brother
@just-pure-chaos
@just-pure-chaos 4 года назад
Same bro
@onirione
@onirione 4 года назад
Puff Sassy technically that’s rape but it’s all free real estate.
@alexdurst6180
@alexdurst6180 4 года назад
Two fingers and your tongue
@christopherh5801
@christopherh5801 4 года назад
I’m not sure if I’ve ever seen andrew Shulz do stand up? I think he just heckles the audience, he’s definitely one of a kind.
@ToBeKing
@ToBeKing 4 года назад
“TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT “
@treacherousjslither6920
@treacherousjslither6920 4 года назад
How did you put your name upside down like that?
@shawn2004grad
@shawn2004grad 4 года назад
Treacherous J Slither I imagined her replying saying along the line of one of you sitting on someone face. I’m sorry.
@MegaHolyduck
@MegaHolyduck 4 года назад
Treacherous J Slither she’s Australian
@GGReyes-oc3kp
@GGReyes-oc3kp 4 года назад
@@MegaHolyduck So, she's from down under? 😂
@TheeMarcusEffect
@TheeMarcusEffect 4 года назад
*Man converts a lesbian* Me: *"Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?"*
@thechrischong
@thechrischong 4 года назад
Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
@yolospecialist533
@yolospecialist533 4 года назад
@@thechrischong LOL don't even start sir
@AmanSharma-tx8od
@AmanSharma-tx8od 4 года назад
Maybe just become a women... That oughta do it
@googleedood9721
@googleedood9721 4 года назад
I married a lesbian. #notworthit 😑
@mangolassi5273
@mangolassi5273 4 года назад
she converted for tht money
@HimanshuSharma-ir3is
@HimanshuSharma-ir3is 4 года назад
Some boomer back there in 90s: Honesty is the best policy. Andrew taking out his notebook: noted, Sir!
@zacharykeel3761
@zacharykeel3761 4 года назад
That guy who said “yes sir” is a god lol. That was so funny
@ryanelkins7954
@ryanelkins7954 4 года назад
Appreciate the subtle pink text for the women and blue for the guy. Keeping it real Shultzey
@ryanelkins7954
@ryanelkins7954 4 года назад
@D G one for each gender
@muchalucha4939
@muchalucha4939 4 года назад
There are only two genders: *PINK* & *BLUE*
@aneeshmudaliar5561
@aneeshmudaliar5561 2 года назад
@S.A.M it was a dog
@average2savage1
@average2savage1 4 года назад
He’s right about the serial killer thing.
@theroyal3rddd
@theroyal3rddd 4 года назад
Andrew might be the first stand up I go to on my own. I love this dudes humor
@MrEtronic
@MrEtronic 4 года назад
That credit card had me in Stitch's
@frizzybob
@frizzybob 4 года назад
alright vishnew
@reubsbay
@reubsbay 4 года назад
With the lounge access
@briankimcomedy
@briankimcomedy 4 года назад
schulz is the man!!!! he inspired me to follow my dreams and do comedy in nyc~ thanks schulz for the inspiration
@Pechenikcoach
@Pechenikcoach 4 года назад
briankimcomedy do you have videos of your perfomance?
@briankimcomedy
@briankimcomedy 4 года назад
@D G i appreciate you DG - thanks for checking my stuff out! yes we definitely do!
@briankimcomedy
@briankimcomedy 4 года назад
@@Pechenikcoach hey dmitry~ check out my stuff i post in my channel - thx for tuning in
@tafadzwashepherd4580
@tafadzwashepherd4580 4 года назад
I can appreciate how he can make someone feel like if he can do it, by jolly anyone can.
@Pechenikcoach
@Pechenikcoach 4 года назад
briankimcomedy good job man,tyron black panda is really funny!keep it up!
@logandillon5892
@logandillon5892 3 года назад
This mans the juice wrld of comedy just free styling through the whole set
@chileshebwembya5327
@chileshebwembya5327 4 года назад
“YESSIR”got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@yomammasboo713
@yomammasboo713 4 года назад
These Shultz videos are exactly what my Quarantine needs.
@PinoyPapoy
@PinoyPapoy 4 года назад
"YES SIR"
@drjmja1984
@drjmja1984 2 года назад
Hands down the best improv comedian ever.
@ViharS7
@ViharS7 4 года назад
"I don't bake cake, I do icing" - Andrew Schulz
@Umeed806
@Umeed806 4 года назад
Huge respect for the dude for turning a lesbian (success debatable , nevertheless 👍)
@aidanswartz358
@aidanswartz358 4 года назад
I did the opposite, my ex turned lesbian after we broke up lol
@smokertaisan
@smokertaisan 4 года назад
@@aidanswartz358 😬😬😬
@Umeed806
@Umeed806 4 года назад
@@aidanswartz358 Glad to see you have a sense of humor about it. You'll find someone better dude🙂
@aidanswartz358
@aidanswartz358 4 года назад
@@Umeed806 Lmao thanks dude😂
@moyeen8823
@moyeen8823 4 года назад
@@aidanswartz358 are you Ross Geller ?
@galacticpills
@galacticpills 4 года назад
That Vishnu joke was LEGIT funny 🤣 And so ON-POINT! 🤣
@Olivia-sk8iv
@Olivia-sk8iv 3 года назад
That "YES SIR" took me tf *out* 😭😭😭😂
@MKsixto
@MKsixto 3 года назад
The Beyoncé part had me in tears 😂😂
@thunder9394
@thunder9394 4 года назад
My guy got the vishnu reference on point....akaash been teaching u hindu mythology or what
@friendlyatheist387
@friendlyatheist387 4 года назад
Andrew is only guy who can make jokes having Indian gods in it and nobody will get offended. Rest comedian will get ass kicked. The only difference he uses references as joke not to offend. Unlike others. (By the way i am an agnostic, i dont give a fuck anyways 😁)
@ndnrb_
@ndnrb_ 4 года назад
Ankit tiwari Wrong. It’s because he actually understands the cultures he’s making fun of.
@friendlyatheist387
@friendlyatheist387 4 года назад
@@ndnrb_ why wrong? Both can be true
@thegreatgatsby8180
@thegreatgatsby8180 4 года назад
@@ndnrb_ no he doesn't. He is the book example of stereotypical jokes.
@thunder9394
@thunder9394 4 года назад
@@friendlyatheist387 Nobody gets offended , cuz he doesn't target a specific religion and has the basic knowledge (if not in detail) of them But if he does that joke in India and gets away with it, I'll be surprised
@MichaelDelvalle-nt4gp
@MichaelDelvalle-nt4gp 4 года назад
that dude needs a new girl tho fr
@larryhan485
@larryhan485 4 года назад
Guys are getting soft these days. And women don't need to be accountable. Thats the world we live in.
@brometheus4621
@brometheus4621 4 года назад
@@larryhan485 Do you mean soft as in their penises or their emotions?
@nunyabiznes5489
@nunyabiznes5489 4 года назад
@@larryhan485 what do you mean?
@mrsickfck7575
@mrsickfck7575 4 года назад
why you interested?
@nunyabiznes5489
@nunyabiznes5489 4 года назад
@@mrsickfck7575 are you replying to my comment, or the original comment, Mr Sick Fuck? By the way, thats an excellent name.
@dragonsahz
@dragonsahz 4 года назад
"He's right here, yo." Golden
@s3any1977
@s3any1977 2 года назад
This man is a genius. The way he engages with people is 10 out of 10.
@wanderingmirecat4333
@wanderingmirecat4333 4 года назад
Someone give a prize to the girl who said “two fingers and the tongue”. It’s really just that... applied correctly. ✌🏼😛
@erois6190
@erois6190 4 года назад
@Modern Savage25 Listen I'm gonna be honest I didn't understand a single thing from that sentence.
@marknasr9292
@marknasr9292 4 года назад
What is the best motion for the 2 fingers? Should you just keep rubbing the g spot?
@jaykush9350
@jaykush9350 4 года назад
@M Ralte i hope you joking
@ryanx9777
@ryanx9777 4 года назад
yeah 2 fingers and the tongue. that helps a lot. duhh
@noxnyc23
@noxnyc23 4 года назад
Wandering Mirecat yeah for 2 hours right ? 😂
@courtinterpreter4349
@courtinterpreter4349 4 года назад
Andrew is the perfect combination of wit and humor. The savagery seals the package.
@shnehasispatra
@shnehasispatra 3 года назад
6:03 wtf 🤣🤣🤣
@shnehasispatra
@shnehasispatra 3 года назад
@Saksham Tyagi true...comedian's head would be chopped off and for what...a joke People are getting more sensitive this days,people are becoming snowflakes who cannot tolerate anything and that rips away the creativity from any kind of artist
@shnehasispatra
@shnehasispatra 3 года назад
@Saksham Tyagi people don't even understand what is democracy in this country...someone sees something which they think hurts their sentiments which it doesn't and then they file reports and cases Its sad people are becoming more and more stupid
@shnehasispatra
@shnehasispatra 3 года назад
@Saksham Tyagi Manipulation and corruption is every...nowhere to hide
@rajneesh8960
@rajneesh8960 3 года назад
Reasons for Andrew's survival 1. They will not understand English 2. They'll not get his accent 3. There's no mention of India in title or thumbnail
@prathamnasir2811
@prathamnasir2811 2 года назад
This was his last joke if he was in india lol
@ajmain5960
@ajmain5960 3 года назад
Andrew should be a part time lawyer 😤🤘 this man's logic and arguments are off the charts
@thiccvicc9818
@thiccvicc9818 4 года назад
Was supposed to go to Andrew's show this May.... unfortunately that's not happening anymore 😔
@samuelpena3195
@samuelpena3195 4 года назад
Damn that sucks bro
@Caxel108
@Caxel108 4 года назад
F, hopefully you will after this shit blows over
@MattBayArea
@MattBayArea 4 года назад
He's funny af live. Hope you catch a later show
@christianclaudio4382
@christianclaudio4382 4 года назад
Same I was supposed to see hime April, shit sucks
@whosDori
@whosDori 4 года назад
I was supposed to go watch him for his special taping, it's getting postponed so maybe your show is too.
@andreaelizabeth1463
@andreaelizabeth1463 4 года назад
Damn 😬 that’s lowkey embarrassing for him lol good thing we can’t see the audience Edit: highkey embarrassing
@nanayawberko3212
@nanayawberko3212 4 года назад
Not for him my g
@charlesdonovan8632
@charlesdonovan8632 4 года назад
Bro I was at the show.. embarrassed in an understatement!
@ZilveriCosas
@ZilveriCosas 4 года назад
fckn right, even if its a comedy show, you cant embarrass your HUSBAND like that. The dudes gotta quit and run ASAP.
@afrozenmind
@afrozenmind 4 года назад
Oh you don't know Andrew I see 😂
@spencerprice1676
@spencerprice1676 4 года назад
I was there too. That guy no joke looked exactly like wreck it Ralph and even was wearing similar clothes
@austinjrb
@austinjrb 4 года назад
The Beyonce joke took me out bro. Genius 🤣🤣🤣
@PerfectMessProductions
@PerfectMessProductions 4 года назад
This was flawless! He's on my top 3 list of favorite comedians
@oshaughnessyrof5201
@oshaughnessyrof5201 4 года назад
I been watching this dudes shit for years and everything he does has me saying “bro chill”
@sctkarter1111
@sctkarter1111 3 года назад
There’s a lot to unpack in that marriage 😂
@PrasitGhimire
@PrasitGhimire 4 года назад
The Vishnu reference alone shows just how knowledgeable Andrew is. You sir, are incredible!
@christhis9597
@christhis9597 4 года назад
Andrew still providing content. Gotta love this dude
@youssefelnahrawy6481
@youssefelnahrawy6481 4 года назад
andrew naming his videos like pornos now
@shashanks4190
@shashanks4190 4 года назад
Ay thanks for the uploads in these times!
@munashe80
@munashe80 4 года назад
Hi thanks for keeping this set for quarantine
@ZachVanHarrisJR
@ZachVanHarrisJR 4 года назад
*@ **7:10** the Beyoncé laugh* 🤣 🤣 *”yeah that’s the spot, TO THE LEFT, TO THE LEFT”* 😂😂😂
@Raixor
@Raixor 4 года назад
The "listen" part is spot on. It's just that the girl has to talk. We'll take direction. Better yet, just look up "How to Eat Pussy Like a Champ", and watch ONLY Nina Hartley's segment. The guys' parts are fine, but Nina is the Jedi Master.
@Theomite
@Theomite 4 года назад
Nobody eats pussy better than Nina Hartley.
@Unapologetically_human8349
@Unapologetically_human8349 4 года назад
Hands down the best impro guy ever! I think I've never seen him choke! Always comes up with clever, funny and deliciously outrageous clap back! Definitely the best!
@mrh0ck3y
@mrh0ck3y 4 года назад
Idk. Big Jay Oakerson has nearly perfected crowd work over like 20+ years. Andrew is on his way though
@svpjef
@svpjef 3 года назад
“You paid for the tickets Ralph?” 😂😂😂
@Andrew-lg7uf
@Andrew-lg7uf 4 года назад
I haven’t laughed like this in a minute that’s too good
@jjackomin
@jjackomin 2 года назад
He is one of the most irreverent comedians I've ever heard. Thank God for that. This, and all the other videos, always leaves me in stitches. He's awesome.
@King-fz8iw
@King-fz8iw 3 года назад
Andrew is hilarious and the crowd’s reactions just make everything funnier ✊🏾😂
@aberbron7425
@aberbron7425 4 года назад
Mans is lowkey a therapist 😂😂😂
@sa9amisan
@sa9amisan Год назад
your crowd work is excellent Andrew
@eduardosturla
@eduardosturla 4 года назад
I don't make the cake, I do the icing "literally" 😂😂😂 GOAT
@tai030292
@tai030292 4 года назад
Ok that "YES SIR!" fkin killed me omg I rewound that 7 times hahahahahahahaha!
@vb46
@vb46 4 года назад
Superb this.. 😂😂
@EffJ88
@EffJ88 4 года назад
Please come back to Montreal
@user-cm2ky4uh9y
@user-cm2ky4uh9y 4 года назад
Andrew’s laugh sounds like organising a card deck against the table
@livelaughlovekarma9418
@livelaughlovekarma9418 3 года назад
I swear i thought I was the only person on earth who thought Beyonce's talking voice was really deep...
@beegnutzz
@beegnutzz 4 года назад
Back row seats must go quick for this dudes show
@truthinaction0000
@truthinaction0000 4 года назад
On point, this guy.
@lokiberry9871
@lokiberry9871 2 года назад
I decided to smoke my bong watching this and I haven't been able to take a single hit cause I can't stop laughing🤣🤣
@Shiroyashasama
@Shiroyashasama 4 года назад
“YESSIR”! 🤣 shit had me
@1219stiles
@1219stiles 4 года назад
You know that drive back home for that lovely couple was a quiet one.
@lex_rodriguez
@lex_rodriguez 3 года назад
His crowd work is honestly the best in the business.
@hmohmoTe
@hmohmoTe 4 года назад
"He's right here yo...this how serial killing starts" 7:47 LMAOOOO damnn ralph smh feelsbad
@kissewala
@kissewala 4 года назад
Andrew Schulz and Rahul Subramanian. Two comedians giving crowd work a whole new meaning.
@josuastangl7140
@josuastangl7140 4 года назад
This is exactly what I need now!
@hossucristi6873
@hossucristi6873 4 года назад
Best one, dude!!!
@stephm4047
@stephm4047 4 года назад
3:02 « I don’t bake the cake, I do the icing, literally » 😂😂😂 7:29 « to the left, to the left » 😂😂😂
@whiteboynse
@whiteboynse 2 года назад
This guy is rare he can freestyle comedy 😂
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