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The Blackest White Women & Fake Lesbians | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy 

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This show was wild. Front row was on one. St Louis definitely has the blackest white women in the world. Tell me I’m wrong. INDULGE!

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@everything5066
@everything5066 5 лет назад
If you sit in the front row of Andrew's show you're basically asking to get roasted
@JT-of6of
@JT-of6of 5 лет назад
That was basically my comment in my head lmao nobody is ever safe if you sit in the front at one of dudes shows 😂
@jameslong289
@jameslong289 5 лет назад
That's like that with any comedian. Rule of thumb is to always sit in the back :)
@josuastangl7140
@josuastangl7140 5 лет назад
Roasted but still fun tho
@chrisgarcia8958
@chrisgarcia8958 5 лет назад
he roasted her nonstop😂😂 can’t wait to see him live. Maybe he’ll roast my dumb ass
@jaredschmidt8013
@jaredschmidt8013 5 лет назад
every thing I’d thoroughly enjoy getting roasted by Andrew Schulz.
@aymanm.8462
@aymanm.8462 5 лет назад
i love the fact that he's the one who's the most entertained by his own show lol.
@puntsize
@puntsize 5 лет назад
captain belgium it’s the cocaine
@aymanm.8462
@aymanm.8462 5 лет назад
@@puntsize i say lets get some more cocaine and enjoy it with him. he's different from other comedians and its for the best he's not even telling jokes he is just having a conversation and i was dying!!! so if its the cocaine i say give him some more.
@puntsize
@puntsize 5 лет назад
captain belgium he’s hilarious! 😂 Def on the list of comedians to see live. Ones that do amazing improvised crowd work are my favs.
@isiah675
@isiah675 5 лет назад
It adds to the funny but only in moderation. Tons of comics do it but some of them take away from their own shit when they stop and laugh at every joke they make
@SaeedNeamati
@SaeedNeamati 4 года назад
no it's just stupid
@jameschan1791
@jameschan1791 3 года назад
think about how fast this guy's mind is: he doesn't go into any show with a script, nothing planned. He goes into any environment, and just attacks.
@im1085
@im1085 2 года назад
he def work on the bones of his material
@Smegma824
@Smegma824 Год назад
Yes he does go with a script. He doesn't post his actual material since he repeats that for each city. His crowd work is diff for each show and that what he posts.
@noisy.pineapples
@noisy.pineapples 4 года назад
Andrew was the friend in school who's laugh was always funnier than his jokes and I'm living for it
@djhagler
@djhagler 4 года назад
Damn, *STILL* performing without a safety net. Freestyling in dangerous territory and pulling it off. Respect.
@masterroshi6983
@masterroshi6983 4 года назад
Taking risks pays off
@jf5357
@jf5357 4 года назад
djhagler how u get tht font on the still
@daisyp5571
@daisyp5571 4 года назад
@@jf5357 use these * *
@OS-yg9fr
@OS-yg9fr 4 года назад
calm down
@aydenpitt9612
@aydenpitt9612 4 года назад
*Respect* indeed
@Southforthewinter
@Southforthewinter 5 лет назад
He doesn’t need material anymore just show up and talk to the audience. GENIUS intellect pure comedy
@imaMickeysman
@imaMickeysman 5 лет назад
Same style as eminem or a typical battle rapper. He already has the concepts and jokes in his head he just does not know which 1s he is going to rip on in a night.
@cprogress
@cprogress 5 лет назад
It takes a special kind of skill to do what he does and play off the crowd like that...
@imaMickeysman
@imaMickeysman 5 лет назад
@@cprogress i agree.. but he is not making everything up on the spot... he makes some shit up and spins other depending on the situation
@cprogress
@cprogress 5 лет назад
@@imaMickeysman True he's not making everything up on the spot as no comedian does, but his interactions with the audience is improv at it's finest and deserves proper credit.
@chargersfan0560
@chargersfan0560 5 лет назад
Most great new york comics are like this. Patrice, rogan, and jimmie nortan have referenced on occasion that crowdwork is as essential as great material in NY
@cerebrxll6064
@cerebrxll6064 2 года назад
I bet in the car she was like, "Jananna do I really look lesbian."
@burningmisery
@burningmisery 4 года назад
His political incorrectness is killing me. As a Bosnian, I loved every second of his comedy. And yes, we're all the same, but we're too stupid to realize that and that's why politics and religion has made coexisting a real hell. But comedy helps a lot!
@mctavishomagh7715
@mctavishomagh7715 Год назад
Kosovo je Srbija though hahaha
@nbassasin8092
@nbassasin8092 Год назад
hahahaha ja sam se nadao da ću nekada vidjeti da nas roastuje i baš mi je drago što sam slučajno došao na ovaj video
@vrcmf3172
@vrcmf3172 Год назад
@@mctavishomagh7715 Kosovo Je Albania!
@MarvelousSeven
@MarvelousSeven Год назад
All you are Yugoslavia.
@Bosstastical
@Bosstastical Год назад
Hows that Bosnian coastline going?
@peteresenwa
@peteresenwa 4 года назад
"You got bi-curious glasses", WTF man. This dude killing me.
@issacbernardo3460
@issacbernardo3460 3 года назад
This has to be the best Andrew Schulz clip ever!! 😂 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-MSQU-E2JTRg.html
@rararaspoontang2007
@rararaspoontang2007 4 года назад
He's a white guy who makes fun of blacks and gay people and doesn't get any shit. He has superpowers.
@KWillo
@KWillo 4 года назад
He's funny, that's his "superpower".😂😂
@JudahRiggins
@JudahRiggins 4 года назад
Because it doesn’t seems to come from a place of hate. It’s all light hearted 😂
@jar7d
@jar7d 4 года назад
I thought he was Hispanic this whole time
@rararaspoontang2007
@rararaspoontang2007 4 года назад
@@jar7d he's Italian, they're basically white with a little bit of African mixed in thousands of years ago
@BigPaPaOG5
@BigPaPaOG5 4 года назад
Ra Ra Raspoontang Italian lmao no he’s Irish and German
@juventus45917
@juventus45917 4 года назад
Andrew: **pretty funny** Also Andrew: **distressed seagull sounds** Rinse, Repeat.
@sicboi
@sicboi 3 года назад
Walk up to buy tickets. Me: I'll get those seats right at the back in the dark please.
@mardy341
@mardy341 3 года назад
😂
@victoriagarcia4411
@victoriagarcia4411 4 года назад
Everytime he laughs I imagine a dolphin cleaning windows with windex
@rnungaray1990
@rnungaray1990 4 года назад
Sneakers on a basketball court
@chrissmith8830
@chrissmith8830 4 года назад
He laughs more than his audience.
@owenbaxter7945
@owenbaxter7945 3 года назад
I seagull
@hunterbrewer8832
@hunterbrewer8832 3 года назад
😂😂😂
@issacbernardo3460
@issacbernardo3460 3 года назад
This is the funniest Andrew Schulz clip ever!! 🔥 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-MSQU-E2JTRg.html
@anthonymacias8185
@anthonymacias8185 4 года назад
If I ever go to his show I’m chillin in the car way out in the parking lot across the street
@DeiHarper9361
@DeiHarper9361 4 года назад
Lmao
@HERGRYN
@HERGRYN 4 года назад
And he still gon get you xD
@fanematlhomola6745
@fanematlhomola6745 4 года назад
Lmfao, this kicked in so hard 😂😂
@marceloflores3953
@marceloflores3953 4 года назад
He gunna plug an extension cord to his mic, and still roast u outside
@sonnyj7518
@sonnyj7518 4 года назад
LOL I'll just hide in my mom's basement and watch him on RU-vid.
@nickmason9315
@nickmason9315 4 года назад
“The scary whites” 💀
@kingmakershubhu
@kingmakershubhu 4 года назад
White walkers man
@georgeaksich9017
@georgeaksich9017 3 года назад
Blacks who moved to mountains 3000 years ago and became montenegrians that look like niko bellic.
@vrcmf3172
@vrcmf3172 2 года назад
@@georgeaksich9017 no… but balkans has blacks. Ottomans slaves… Croats and Albanians Montenegrins fought ottomans and took them in as their own. That’s why some Croats/Albanians have African ancestry
@way_of_life9318
@way_of_life9318 2 года назад
@@vrcmf3172 what are you talking about? Stop spreading nonsense? The black African ancestry in Croatians, albanians, Montenegrins etc it is non-existent
@vrcmf3172
@vrcmf3172 2 года назад
@@way_of_life9318 ? 😂😂😂 look up Africans of Ulcinj. That’s in Montenegro they also had Africans in Dubrovnik. Balkan states banned slavery before anyone else in Europe. Hakduks would free them, and take them into their clans
@ts0088
@ts0088 3 года назад
Andrew is not even really doing a Show. He's just having a good Time with some People. Amazing.
@naruto101xx
@naruto101xx 4 года назад
nobody: andrew schulz: 🐬🐬🐬🐬
@namr1174
@namr1174 4 года назад
*GODDAMIT LOL IMMA REPORT YOU FOR BEING ON THE NEXT LEVEL OF DANKNESS* not really though..😹
@Machi9095
@Machi9095 4 года назад
More like seagulls
@luchadorito
@luchadorito 4 года назад
Thats the funny engine battery being recharged by a dynamo
@TheHarrip
@TheHarrip 4 года назад
Oh 😕 I don't get this, I'm too British or out of the loop. Dolphins?
@jaio7190
@jaio7190 4 года назад
@@TheHarrip his laugh sounds like a dolphin Lol
@hypothetically2941
@hypothetically2941 5 лет назад
Bro G-Eazy back at it again 😭😭 Yo he funny asf
@brownsugarglamour
@brownsugarglamour 5 лет назад
Aint withit if G-Eazy was a comedian 👏🏾👏🏾
@bashirbenserir1243
@bashirbenserir1243 5 лет назад
I still think of them as the same person😂😂
@magicman9218
@magicman9218 5 лет назад
G-eazy says he's from Oakland but we all know he means Berkeley
@icarochenel
@icarochenel 5 лет назад
Bruh 😂😂😂😂
@rexflores8461
@rexflores8461 5 лет назад
Lmaoooo
@Will2lit
@Will2lit Год назад
Went tru really bad alcohol withdraw.. and this guy really helped me get through it.. true comedy legend already.. will forever stay in tune with your work
@nexus4923
@nexus4923 3 года назад
The best thing about Shultz is how his whole stand up is just him roasting the audience and making him self laugh. He's loving it and everyone just loves it with him, no better place to take the piss out of people because you want to and get away with it.
@lityerambidextrous3668
@lityerambidextrous3668 4 года назад
“Oh that’s right y’all got beef but y’all the same.” - Balkan politics summarized in 10 words or less
@norbertramaj3024
@norbertramaj3024 4 года назад
Lityer Ambidextrous Albanians and Serbians 😂
@genericusername8337
@genericusername8337 4 года назад
Human politics summarized, you mean?
@lityerambidextrous3668
@lityerambidextrous3668 4 года назад
generic username нет братан хахаха ты не знаешь о чем говоришь.
@genericusername8337
@genericusername8337 4 года назад
@@lityerambidextrous3668 I don't speak russian :D
@genericusername8337
@genericusername8337 4 года назад
@@lityerambidextrous3668 Nvm, I put it into google translate and apparently you said that I don't know what I'm talking about. Yes, I do to a degree. All humans are the same species, and from that perspective, it is stupid how easily nations turn on eachother. Even though I'm personally a competitive person, I don't think that competition on a global scale is a good long-term solution. Working together often works better. Especially in the modern world, where nations rely on eachother economically and otherwise much more than in the past.
@stefanslaveykov5047
@stefanslaveykov5047 5 лет назад
Black guys in the front having the time of their lives :D
@jubabutler
@jubabutler 5 лет назад
It ain't funny enough unless they run outta there....go harder Andrew lmao
@aziziyad4034
@aziziyad4034 5 лет назад
@@jubabutler loooooool
@thottydagod457
@thottydagod457 4 года назад
Just str8 windex bottles at that table
@xgullafter9590
@xgullafter9590 4 года назад
@@jubabutler it ain't funny unless you piss people off or upset them so much that you ruin their evening? Think you might have some underlying issues pal
@jubabutler
@jubabutler 4 года назад
@@xgullafter9590 I think you've misunderstood my comment
@Jaypordy
@Jaypordy 4 года назад
Amazing thing is Andrew knows about stuff... the places, people, their culture and politics which makes things accurate and wholesome at the same time.
@RangeGleasry
@RangeGleasry Год назад
He’s roasting people in a way that makes them feel seen and understood 😂
@sumuqh
@sumuqh 4 года назад
She got roasted for not being gay imagine she was 🤣
@FreddyD177
@FreddyD177 4 года назад
In this man's future I see the far back row tickets selling out and front row tickets going cheaper than a nickel
@smallfry9829
@smallfry9829 4 года назад
Jose Delgado nah his front row tickets will skyrocket too. As much as some people like to laugh at the roasts, a lot of people wanna hear Andrew roast them
@athleticaesthetixfitness6937
@athleticaesthetixfitness6937 4 года назад
Sooner or later though, people are gonna have to choose the front row...the Schulz paradox
@ayorkii
@ayorkii 4 года назад
😂
@thomaschristopherwhite9043
@thomaschristopherwhite9043 4 года назад
I'd pay good money to be in the front row. I'm an androgynous Asian guy. I'm fucking built for this shit.
@100rav_S1ngh
@100rav_S1ngh 4 года назад
Naah bro... girls and gays pay loads of money for that front row
@MrWill1927
@MrWill1927 5 лет назад
His laugh sounds like someone cleaning a window real hard with some windex
@nourh7729
@nourh7729 4 года назад
Omg🤣
@apeshitclothing
@apeshitclothing 4 года назад
💀
@blueshanks1
@blueshanks1 4 года назад
Most accurate
@Infinite8blue
@Infinite8blue 4 года назад
The A$ap Rocky laugh
@frankpalma3436
@frankpalma3436 4 года назад
Will Low noooooooooooo9😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mikc3305
@mikc3305 2 года назад
Your having way too much fun up there, ranking on whose to get it, while killing me with your infectious laughter! Great stand up. Your a breathe of fresh air Mr. Shulz.
@1DayEnt
@1DayEnt 3 года назад
“These the guys that chase Liam neeson around “ 😂😂😂😆😭
@brownsugarglamour
@brownsugarglamour 5 лет назад
I love how his content is never the same and he’s able to pull jokes from the audience, natural 😭💀💀👏🏾
@daveking6192
@daveking6192 5 лет назад
Totally agree Ms La’Taniana’Bo’Vanashrianiqualiquanice
@vagabondwastrel2361
@vagabondwastrel2361 5 лет назад
@Martin L don't dox the lady, now, gees.
@brownsugarglamour
@brownsugarglamour 5 лет назад
Martin L my name’s Hannah 😅😏😉
@maybewise
@maybewise 5 лет назад
@@brownsugarglamour "..... my name’s Hannah". I'm dead XD
@jacobmercer3705
@jacobmercer3705 5 лет назад
@@maybewise Hi Dead, nice to meet you. 😂😂😂
@Leader237
@Leader237 5 лет назад
He laughed so high pitch it made the helium sign relevant
@me_logicalnonsense5348
@me_logicalnonsense5348 5 лет назад
🤣
@luisocadiz5990
@luisocadiz5990 5 лет назад
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😋😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Well played!!!
@natinatyoutube
@natinatyoutube 5 лет назад
I like that even the comments on Schultz videos are Schultz-funny !
@preranadas5023
@preranadas5023 4 года назад
I thought the same 🤣
@bennyblanco4696
@bennyblanco4696 4 года назад
Leader237 it deadass got brighter at that moment 😭
@mikefm4
@mikefm4 4 года назад
This has got to be my favorite clip of his The whole energy of this show just cracks me up. This dude is a blessing to the earth
@peace4all584
@peace4all584 Год назад
This dude is funny. I saw his special and I was in tears. I don't know how he didn't blow up yet. He is very good.
@Arcaryon
@Arcaryon 4 года назад
"You all got beef but you're the same." This was the best comedic analysis of the Balkans I have heard in years.
@beardedbjorn5520
@beardedbjorn5520 4 года назад
That’s what I was thinking lol You’ve got Bosnia, Serbia and the Czech Republic getting their beef on, and then there’s Slovenia up there just chilling saying “I want none of this shit” lol
@matkoorsanic1292
@matkoorsanic1292 4 года назад
@Skrooge Lantay But just enough different
@johnk3772
@johnk3772 4 года назад
@Skrooge Lantay Not correct at all, there are huge differences between different countries.
@Lugrer3113
@Lugrer3113 4 года назад
@@beardedbjorn5520 Uhhh the czech republic doesn't have anything to do with it it's Croatia.
@AFR0MAMBA
@AFR0MAMBA 4 года назад
what they beefing about??
@brett8460
@brett8460 4 года назад
Andrew: "What's your name?" Girl: "Jananna." **Andrew.exe has stopped working**
@undbiter65
@undbiter65 4 года назад
The double take was amazing
@hiphophrc
@hiphophrc 4 года назад
*Jannaana* literally means a Shemale or a Transgender in Punjabi!
@calebmills8809
@calebmills8809 4 года назад
1,000 like!!!
@TheSpazzproductionz
@TheSpazzproductionz 4 года назад
Brett F. PIÑATA?
@tobz1693
@tobz1693 4 года назад
Vananna ?
@dietergen
@dietergen 2 года назад
I'm laughing hysterically watching this while depressed AF. Thanks, Schulzy!
@christophereby8700
@christophereby8700 2 года назад
hands down, one of the funniest dudes in the game. I love it, u aint gonna find me near the front but you gonna find me at this show.😊
@ChuChild
@ChuChild 4 года назад
How many lesbian jokes do you want? Him: *Yes.*
@moozstreams9680
@moozstreams9680 3 года назад
I would 'like' this comment, but I don't want to ruin its like count!
@HA-mz8kz
@HA-mz8kz 3 года назад
@@moozstreams9680 I'm going to take a guess was it 666 likes when you made the comment
@manashejmadi
@manashejmadi 2 года назад
@@HA-mz8kz 420 or 69
@chopsyoutube
@chopsyoutube 2 года назад
Are you lesbian?
@IsraelCountryCube
@IsraelCountryCube Год назад
Damn you look like you have a nice set of tits lol
@jeremiaha5167
@jeremiaha5167 5 лет назад
I'm actually super impressed that as an American he knew what nations were in ex Yugoslavia. Didn't expect that.
@bamdad19996
@bamdad19996 5 лет назад
Comedians are smarter than average American
@onpsxmember
@onpsxmember 5 лет назад
He tours a lot abroad.
@alex_MCMXCV
@alex_MCMXCV 5 лет назад
you dont need to tour abroad to know countries and history, i've never been outside of europe and i can name maybe half of the USA states and other places in Canada
@Jackaroo.
@Jackaroo. 5 лет назад
You know how the media is full of shit? Yeah, the "dumb American" trope you've been exposed to is one such example.
@jeremiaha5167
@jeremiaha5167 5 лет назад
@@alex_MCMXCV - Yes. But us Europeans, are (on average) less ignorant than Americans. Except England. Most English people don't even know the map of Europe...
@skorch2723
@skorch2723 3 года назад
This is the most organic comedy you'll ever watch.
@xiwiwix
@xiwiwix 3 года назад
Bro, damn, I'm so glad I found you. I'm cryin' dyin' over here.
@LucasTOrz
@LucasTOrz 4 года назад
He is a nature comedian. He basically can pull a joke based on audience words which not every stand up comedian can do
@Racoons4Change
@Racoons4Change 4 года назад
I'm being honest, sinbad is probably the best I've ever seen at that. Andrew has a different spin on it though.
@BoqPrecision
@BoqPrecision 4 года назад
Ie funny
@KitCalder
@KitCalder 2 года назад
@@Racoons4Change "Things just went from Sinbad to Sinworse..."
@Racoons4Change
@Racoons4Change 2 года назад
@@KitCalder yeah Andrew ain’t touching so bad on crowd work
@victorious1929
@victorious1929 2 года назад
I can, I can’t write jokes It has to come off the top I’m good at that type of comedy But I cannot sit and write a joke Everyone tell me to go to hollyweird “It’s not that serious” lol 😝
@dannydukes30
@dannydukes30 4 года назад
Crowd control Genius, the fact that they never got upset and walk out is amazing.. when they offer you a special on Netflix please say yes and they will.. can't wait to see you in Boston..
@AQGOAT24
@AQGOAT24 4 года назад
I feel like at this point people are starting to know that's what Schulz does
@TimSosaa
@TimSosaa 4 года назад
He has a podcast. On the podcast a year or 2 back he said he tried and they turned him down, he’s independent he dropping paid for products here on RU-vid
@ishdelacruz8356
@ishdelacruz8356 4 года назад
Is he coming to Boston? When?
@dannydukes30
@dannydukes30 4 года назад
@@ishdelacruz8356 Nov 15, 16..
@Raspy978
@Raspy978 4 года назад
@@dannydukes30 I'm seeing him in Boston too on the 16th 👌💯
@oanabuleu2159
@oanabuleu2159 4 года назад
When he pointed his finger at them and said ,,something you know nothing about’’ I died🤣🤣🤣
@mantequilla4082
@mantequilla4082 3 года назад
Put the full sets on please , too great
@LanaaAmor
@LanaaAmor 4 года назад
*THIS GUY KNOWS COUNTRIES*
@saifhussain8472
@saifhussain8472 3 года назад
Not only does he know countries, he knows people and cultures. But I guess it helps to grow up in a place like NY.
@Zrksys
@Zrksys 2 года назад
@Josh Mulvaney well who cares about Balkan so ye he does
@nategwright
@nategwright 2 года назад
Alternatively: *THIS GUY PAID ATTENTION IN FRESHMAN GEOGRAPHY*
@nategwright
@nategwright 2 года назад
@Frigidlava I mean I had one in high school, which wasn’t that long ago. Kinda weird that a school wouldn’t offer it, given how clueless most Americans are regarding basic geography.
@foljs5858
@foljs5858 11 месяцев назад
@@Zrksys People with an education
@billybobbobson5346
@billybobbobson5346 4 года назад
Was gonna go see him but only front row tickets were left.
@JuggaloSupreme
@JuggaloSupreme 4 года назад
Shit...that's the best seat in the house!
@erwinlopez8368
@erwinlopez8368 3 года назад
Best seats in the fkn house my boi. Lol
@uts4448
@uts4448 3 года назад
Whaaaat you should’ve taken them so you can tell him your name is billy bob. I’m sure he’ll make a joke of that lol I’m kidding. You avoided the front line of battle
@fredgarati
@fredgarati 3 года назад
Wise choice
@RockDavid
@RockDavid 3 года назад
y'al missed the joke >
@Tennisman81
@Tennisman81 4 года назад
I almost choked with that last part, poor girl just walked into an invite she didn't ask for lol
@Phoenix3D_
@Phoenix3D_ Год назад
This guy is so good... I'm come I'm just knowing him.... The way he thinks of these things on the spot and delivers so well...... Second to none
@RedDevils7
@RedDevils7 4 года назад
"We give up everything!!! We sold all THREE dragons to come here!!!" 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂
@paul3030
@paul3030 4 года назад
Pedro Leal you got enough emojis?
@RedDevils7
@RedDevils7 4 года назад
@@paul3030 lol
@TheMerlet24
@TheMerlet24 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@starfoxx3398
@starfoxx3398 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@SauceSmackin
@SauceSmackin 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@rubix187
@rubix187 5 лет назад
Bruh whenever I go to your show I’m sitting all the way by the bar 😂
@smellyoulater94
@smellyoulater94 5 лет назад
Andrew- Ayy yo goofy as by the bar...💀💀💀
@wakeeljohnson8386
@wakeeljohnson8386 4 года назад
Fr😂
@bwoah3753
@bwoah3753 Год назад
I love Andrew. Him just laughing at his own comedy when half the crowd doesn't know how to feel is wholesome to me
@chongging1238
@chongging1238 Год назад
Great crowd work as always 👍🏼
@josuastangl7140
@josuastangl7140 5 лет назад
This guy's brain is so fast I can't even comprehend how his brain goes from one line to another. He's so many levels above normal humans I'm just grateful to have ever seen his craft.
@lastdefenderofxhotl
@lastdefenderofxhotl 4 года назад
He literally just does what American guys do when they get together and start compounding their jokes together. Only he's doing 90% percent of the work instead of like 65%.
@HashTheGrappler
@HashTheGrappler 4 года назад
Trey Morgan accurate.
@HashTheGrappler
@HashTheGrappler 4 года назад
Enter a name here who crapped in your corn flakes?
@OS-yg9fr
@OS-yg9fr 4 года назад
josua calm down stop hyping people up so much for likes lol
@lapepa1699
@lapepa1699 2 года назад
yeah...right...
@HurshGupta
@HurshGupta 5 лет назад
If God gives me an option on death and front row seat in Andrew's show. RIP me.
@JohnDoe-gc1kt
@JohnDoe-gc1kt 5 лет назад
I dont get it
@skorps1415
@skorps1415 5 лет назад
@@JohnDoe-gc1kt u wouldnt want to it front row when he's on stage yo ass finna get roasted
@JT-of6of
@JT-of6of 5 лет назад
@@skorps1415 dude is unfiltered as fuck too lol he went in that chicks purse for the cigs lmao!!
@akshanshchoudhary7397
@akshanshchoudhary7397 5 лет назад
@@JT-of6of He don't give two shits lol
@YoungRiseTV
@YoungRiseTV 5 лет назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@urielalva2949
@urielalva2949 8 месяцев назад
The end funny asl 😂😂😂😂
@WaldoBMC3
@WaldoBMC3 2 года назад
Hea my favorite because he really is a funny person. It's hard to just pick someone out and get on there ass and smoke em. Lol. Love his stuff.
@pero9254
@pero9254 5 лет назад
Bro Schulz is the sharpest knife in the drawer, got all these top tier comedians looking like spoons. Nobody is as quick on their feet like this guy.
@takingnone1780
@takingnone1780 4 года назад
Petar P norm macdonald is fucking machete than
@genericusername8337
@genericusername8337 4 года назад
Ever see bill burr get heckled? He's pretty good too. He seems very similar in that sense to schulz; he comes up with unexpected stuff on the spot really fast.
@taco8895
@taco8895 4 года назад
am i trippin, or does Andrew look like a Russian character out of GTA IV?
@johkupohkuxd1697
@johkupohkuxd1697 4 года назад
He looks like everything : Russian, Jew, Italian, French, Arab a little bit
@strahinja8916
@strahinja8916 4 года назад
Nico Belic is not Russian, he's Serbiam
@taco8895
@taco8895 4 года назад
Strahinja Popovic who said anything about niko belic?
@strahinja8916
@strahinja8916 4 года назад
@@taco8895 you said russian guy from GTA IV so i assumed you were thinking of nico belic
@taco8895
@taco8895 4 года назад
Strahinja Popovic Nah man I just meant any random Russian NPC lol.
@TheJaca25
@TheJaca25 4 года назад
OMG I love you! I've been laughing like crazy. Greetings from Croatia :D
@armyndasandhu976
@armyndasandhu976 Год назад
Bro please come down to Australia 🙏🏽🙏🏽
@charlottemuttai7143
@charlottemuttai7143 4 года назад
“Mount a negro” I can’t breathe
@ashleycrystal9719
@ashleycrystal9719 3 года назад
😂😂😂
@1lil1lil1
@1lil1lil1 5 лет назад
You should really upload these more. I can't get enough of these long improvs
@webermaster8595
@webermaster8595 4 года назад
Totally agree
@Gamer831crossfire
@Gamer831crossfire 4 года назад
the point of him releasing part of his stand up is so you go to his show and support him that way
@psycostasia8379
@psycostasia8379 3 года назад
This by far is my favorite skit, this is what make a awesome comedian!
@uncle.samc4778
@uncle.samc4778 3 года назад
Can’t get enough of his laughs at his own jokes😂
@stormik.5005
@stormik.5005 5 лет назад
Getting impatient for Netflix to give this dude his own special! He deserves it!
@carpentryfirst3048
@carpentryfirst3048 5 лет назад
World's too PC. It won't happen
@DaPhreshestKidd
@DaPhreshestKidd 5 лет назад
Fuck netflix. Plus after his comments on JRE, i doubt they will humour him
@curry9144
@curry9144 5 лет назад
Watch joe rogan. Andrew doesn’t want a netflix special
@swagcandy2576
@swagcandy2576 4 года назад
@@DaPhreshestKidd which comments on JRE?
@tapatton9
@tapatton9 4 года назад
He's releasing everything on RU-vid or pay content so that he has full control of his own work. He's monetizing his shit and selling merch.
@MrMuffinHix
@MrMuffinHix 5 лет назад
"You like got beef but yall the same, right?" Lmao, love from Serbia!😂❤
@shinyguy1
@shinyguy1 5 лет назад
MrMuffinHix it’s like Indian and Pakistan 😂😂😂
@lukamitrovic7446
@lukamitrovic7446 5 лет назад
Koliko bih voleo da nekad dodje kod nas
@MrMuffinHix
@MrMuffinHix 5 лет назад
@@lukamitrovic7446 bukvalno brt al slaba vajda jbg hahaha
@ilijamilovanovic9653
@ilijamilovanovic9653 4 года назад
Najjaci je hha
@mirzacausevic7891
@mirzacausevic7891 4 года назад
Jbt i Amerikanci upuceni u to kakva smo bagra, tragikomicno 😂☹️
@MBNZOriginals
@MBNZOriginals Год назад
I love that RU-vid is just referring me the Schulz back catalogue to bring me up to date!
@global_rankk
@global_rankk 3 года назад
4:55 “its just the scary whites” 😭😭💀
@dhdjddbdbdbd861
@dhdjddbdbdbd861 4 года назад
the best part isn’t even his laugh, it’s his fucking dance when he laughs😂😂
@MattsCrazyArt
@MattsCrazyArt 4 года назад
Right? He's his own back up dancer, hype man and sound effects specialist
@evanbiter5969
@evanbiter5969 5 лет назад
Schulz has the laugh that only a windex bottle or seal can mimic. Edit: Have faith in yourself and follow your heart's desire alongside God. Love your families and treat them like you don't ever want to lose them. Most importantly be fair in the honesty you give and practice it. Wish you all health, wealth, love, life, happiness and peace. 💓😐
@onehungrygeek
@onehungrygeek 5 лет назад
Bruh 😂😂😂😂
@ryansheridan2853
@ryansheridan2853 5 лет назад
POTUS CHALK 💀
@yungjefe7423
@yungjefe7423 5 лет назад
POTUS CHALK that winded bottle joke gets so overused it’s not even funny
@MrBaoomTheFirst
@MrBaoomTheFirst 5 лет назад
Bruv seagulls bruv
@ishvxn2000
@ishvxn2000 5 лет назад
his laugh sound like sideshow bob
@adeeliyanage9617
@adeeliyanage9617 4 года назад
mann you are my favourite stand up comedian man.
@jaskicd
@jaskicd 3 года назад
I discovered your channel just yesterday. And watching this, starting with the names i knew they were from here . Pozdrav :D
@taygrice9034
@taygrice9034 5 лет назад
This guy might be the funniest person alive lmfao
@TehBloodyYank556
@TehBloodyYank556 5 лет назад
@Merjan Shushollari I saw both live last year. Bill's comedy is hilarious but he doesn't do crowdwork like Schulz
@rumar4u
@rumar4u 5 лет назад
@Merjan Shushollari Not to diss Bill Burr but I don’t like his comedy that much. Now Dave Chapelle...Steve Harvey, Chris Rock and DL Hughley are better comedians which rack up millions.
@rumar4u
@rumar4u 5 лет назад
@Merjan Shushollari Not understanding Dave Chapelle but understand Trevor Noah (yuck) sounds like hating to me although you might deny it. The way he imitates his style and other things. Dave is considered right now the best comedian alive, not because I say, but because all other comedians agree to it and say it.
@kingofluck2912
@kingofluck2912 5 лет назад
Alive, I'd say Andrew, or Aries Spears. Dead? Hands down George Carlin.
@CamPerry
@CamPerry 5 лет назад
Andrew is not there yet and even he would probably say that but he does have a great set. Saw him in OKC years ago.
@NadiraI
@NadiraI 4 года назад
Shout out to Dženana and Vildana from Bosnia 😁
@muhammednaswar7031
@muhammednaswar7031 4 года назад
Gay muslims right 😂.. great bond
@anasqureshi2479
@anasqureshi2479 4 года назад
@@muhammednaswar7031 they are not muslims bruh
@regigashi9226
@regigashi9226 4 года назад
Fkn kurwaas
@dubaicsgopros5738
@dubaicsgopros5738 4 года назад
their names dont sound muslim and they aint gay he was just playing with them
@timax4114
@timax4114 4 года назад
@@anasqureshi2479 yes they are, those are muslim names
@MxrmGxrl4
@MxrmGxrl4 2 года назад
“You have bi-curious glasses” has already taken me out 😭🤣🤣
@andrewbahl5536
@andrewbahl5536 Год назад
Growing legend!
@kanbeerkholo9586
@kanbeerkholo9586 4 года назад
For anyone wondering it's actually spelled Dženana and Vildana
@194misterx
@194misterx 4 года назад
Ja sam iz Hrvatske i cuo sam za Dženana. Ali Vildana nikad. Cak sam i zivio u mostaru neko vrijeme.
@steve-3p-oh280
@steve-3p-oh280 4 года назад
I've never heard those names. Then again, my heritage is from "Mount a Negro".
@raphaeltoporan5740
@raphaeltoporan5740 4 года назад
Djesi brate moj fini
@38bmxboy
@38bmxboy 4 года назад
Pa jebote nas balkanaca svugdje ima, kad je rekla Dženana odmah sam znao da je s naših prostora 😁 Al ja također ime Vildana nikad nisam cuo
@Therandeon
@Therandeon 4 года назад
Vildana must be Albanian from Montenegro or Kosovo
@justin_gosselin
@justin_gosselin 5 лет назад
"St. Louis is brutal, I won't perform there" - Kreischer, Callen, and Schaub. "HoLd mY bEeR" - Shulzy, who crushes.
@JBCanimation
@JBCanimation 4 года назад
Dude none of those guys are really comedians. Callen is great but has a particular style, and the other two don't have shit.
@nickh4676
@nickh4676 4 года назад
@@JBCanimation I saw callen in person and he made me laugh. Different type of comedy but still funny
@spectrum1448
@spectrum1448 4 года назад
GrumpyGandalf lol perhaps the whitest comedians in history with SNL level cheese. Of course they're scared.
@lifewalkerusa136
@lifewalkerusa136 2 года назад
You are killing it man
@metaslavehs3297
@metaslavehs3297 4 года назад
your comedy style is awesome, youre having a good time first and if everybody else wants to also theyre glad to, you kind of inspired me to be more open and joke around at work. keep doing you man.
@derekjwalls
@derekjwalls 5 лет назад
"Idk what Bosnia looks like but i imagine it looks a lot like kings landing" 😂😂😂😂
@seang9450
@seang9450 5 лет назад
😂😂😂 Yo just added going to one of this dudes shows to my bucket list. I damn sure ain't sitting up front though!😂😂😂
@me_logicalnonsense5348
@me_logicalnonsense5348 5 лет назад
😂😂😂
@CamPerry
@CamPerry 5 лет назад
I saw his show once in OKC but his set has gotten even better since then.
@ninawood2879
@ninawood2879 4 года назад
Sameeee
@Ahmad-uk7oo
@Ahmad-uk7oo 4 года назад
What are you talking about front is the real deal 😂
@ihavearapname
@ihavearapname 4 года назад
Yo just was in the front row in his San Fran show. He didn't roast anyone. His set was really organized.
@seanb3525
@seanb3525 2 года назад
I wanna see this whole stand up 😂
@Iamkshatria
@Iamkshatria Год назад
I wasn’t prepared for the last one
@mohammadadnankhasim7165
@mohammadadnankhasim7165 5 лет назад
The interaction between the audience is class🔥🔥 He doesn't need new material...
@Youw16
@Youw16 4 года назад
Lol my Bosnian friend is named Dzenana (pronounced Jenana) St Louis has a huge Bosnian community!
@LegitJesusChrist
@LegitJesusChrist 4 года назад
My Bosnian friend says you and I should go on a date!
@privatniprofil5762
@privatniprofil5762 3 года назад
Bas sam krenuo da napisem za ime Dzenana
@aristoteg-atata2947
@aristoteg-atata2947 3 года назад
... put me on girl ...
@TheRolling123
@TheRolling123 3 года назад
Thats whats up
@QuinlanLJ
@QuinlanLJ 2 года назад
Oh it's Dženana. I was wondering what kind of Bosnian name name that was. The way she says it is too weird.
@salvadorchavira1660
@salvadorchavira1660 2 года назад
Bruh my man’s just keeps going!!!!! 😂😂😂😂
@Kittyxoxo
@Kittyxoxo Год назад
This is me in a daily conversation 🤣🤣 I find myself funny too but wud love to see his show and engage lolll gold moments 💛 💖
@kcgakajesus
@kcgakajesus 4 года назад
This dude might be the GOAT of stand up. His brain is moving at 1000mph in the year 3059 while we all stuck on the toilet in 2019.
@1992gus2991
@1992gus2991 4 года назад
Cocain.
@YouReallyDontKnow
@YouReallyDontKnow 4 года назад
Dave Chappelle...
@donkeykong4983
@donkeykong4983 4 года назад
AstroKC BRUH IM LITERALLY ON THE TOILET RN WATCHING THIS
@kraken7784
@kraken7784 2 года назад
Lmao nah he's just funny bro 😂
@ChomboSlice
@ChomboSlice Год назад
Here I am in 2023 laughing my ass off on the toilet.
@ohiothegreat5382
@ohiothegreat5382 4 года назад
Andrew laughing at people sounds like a 2002 Toyota on a cold Ohio day not starting
@Crizakafrijolito
@Crizakafrijolito 4 года назад
That squirt bottle laugh hahaha
@ToyotaNutjob
@ToyotaNutjob 4 года назад
Corollas always start
@derriklee287
@derriklee287 3 года назад
Not possible, they always start
@izaccy
@izaccy 2 года назад
cue to my Seth Rogan laugh
@sky-hg3wf
@sky-hg3wf 2 года назад
aper you are the best 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏 god bless you keep it real
@phlayver
@phlayver 3 года назад
Had to come back to this gem
@natinatyoutube
@natinatyoutube 5 лет назад
Lol it's spelled "AURA" ! Who did these subtitles ? Charlemagne ?!😂
@raenaldo
@raenaldo 4 года назад
I noticed that too. 😂 I’m sure he didn’t mess that up tho.
@dr6024
@dr6024 4 года назад
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
@Raspy978
@Raspy978 4 года назад
She said Charlemagne 😂😂😂
@c0rr0s10n
@c0rr0s10n 4 года назад
Cardi B
@dnsl4176
@dnsl4176 4 года назад
IT'S JOJO XD
@dsantiago1000
@dsantiago1000 4 года назад
Everyone: 😂😂😂 Andrew:🐬🐬🐬
@alexz000
@alexz000 4 года назад
Bro, shout out! Just came across your channel & been watching some of your videos, fucking GOLD BRO👍😂 Just tearing shit up sideways 🤙
@luifigor3994
@luifigor3994 2 года назад
The end bit had me dying bruh 🤣🤣🤣
@c0Ld
@c0Ld 5 лет назад
should've handed back the cigarette and kept the pack lmao
@Lia-gt9eq
@Lia-gt9eq 4 года назад
He said “We sold all three dragons to come here!” I am in tears
@ThatJakeGuy99
@ThatJakeGuy99 3 года назад
I didn't know you were in St. Louis! Come back lol. I missed you
@rudy23098
@rudy23098 4 года назад
This is all comedy 😂 love it
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