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Lesbian ROASTED By Comedian For Fake Injury 

Akaash Singh
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03.10.24 👀👀
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Filmed By: Kevin Marcus Jr.
Edited By: Krit Chatikavanij

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@piyushkolhe1714
@piyushkolhe1714 7 месяцев назад
bro when are you gonna upload your special...what the hell r you waiting for???
@thatoneguy2033
@thatoneguy2033 7 месяцев назад
He's waiting on that height surgery to kick in.
@saipulivarthi
@saipulivarthi 7 месяцев назад
@@thatoneguy2033 he aint gonna spend 75K for 2 inches especially on the legs
@nikhilreddy9112
@nikhilreddy9112 7 месяцев назад
The jokes 💀💀✊🏾
@mrkalaspuff_3866
@mrkalaspuff_3866 7 месяцев назад
​@@saipulivarthiprobably spending the 75k on 2 inches somewhere else
@a.m.scape_5133
@a.m.scape_5133 7 месяцев назад
Curry
@mongmanmarkyt2897
@mongmanmarkyt2897 7 месяцев назад
Always love your crowdwork, and your biblically accurate racism.
@panther-nk2hn
@panther-nk2hn 7 месяцев назад
"Biblically accurate racism" I'm stealing that. I'm not apologizing, I'm just letting you know in case you see me use it later.
@mason96575
@mason96575 7 месяцев назад
​@@panther-nk2hnnow THAT is how you do it 😂
@singhy774
@singhy774 7 месяцев назад
Me too​@@panther-nk2hn
@SnapszDuhh
@SnapszDuhh 7 месяцев назад
Screaming at this 😭🤣😭
@mason96575
@mason96575 7 месяцев назад
@@SnapszDuhh why are you screaming? Are you mad or afraid?!
@MrMikner
@MrMikner 7 месяцев назад
Imagine paying 75k to cripple yourself permanently
@TheIncredibleKevin
@TheIncredibleKevin 7 месяцев назад
Gotta buy those shoes where one has a platform and the other is normal lol
@KruggKruscherp
@KruggKruscherp 7 месяцев назад
I'm SHOCKED Akaash didn't make that joke. I can hear that in his voice in my head LMAO
@jasoncwsun
@jasoncwsun 7 месяцев назад
Plus, height surgery is very dangerous as well. And its only successful 40% of the time. All that for 2 inches...
@seralegre
@seralegre 7 месяцев назад
she would be better spending half of it in therapy and the rest on holidays.
@varun2250
@varun2250 7 месяцев назад
​@@jasoncwsunIf the success rate is only 40%, how can so many South Koreans do it?
@Hannibal217-t5p
@Hannibal217-t5p 7 месяцев назад
Comedian, mentalist, and now a matchmaker..
@magnoliadrone4191
@magnoliadrone4191 7 месяцев назад
Eventually Akaash is gonna get invited to the wedding of audience members he set up
@TechTonic_India
@TechTonic_India 7 месяцев назад
Maybe also to the divorce hearings he has caused.
@rainardlothar5203
@rainardlothar5203 7 месяцев назад
​@@TechTonic_Indiastill see it as a win
@myrtlealley
@myrtlealley 7 месяцев назад
More weddings than sima from Mumbai had on her show.
@armandolira107
@armandolira107 7 месяцев назад
He's not a wingman he's the whole aircraft carrier.😂
@FindingRaj
@FindingRaj 7 месяцев назад
that " ARE MORI MAAI RE, HEY RAM" got me that was epic 😂
@dailymeme4u
@dailymeme4u 7 месяцев назад
​@heeeq0kind of holy mother of god
@monikatiwari3117
@monikatiwari3117 7 месяцев назад
Yeah 😂
@AdarshYadav480
@AdarshYadav480 6 месяцев назад
Bihar UP
@KunalKeshav-dq6ty
@KunalKeshav-dq6ty 3 месяца назад
​@@AdarshYadav480that is the most Non-Bihari accent Mori Mayi re I've ever heard
@ZoldicsDiaries
@ZoldicsDiaries Месяц назад
​@@AdarshYadav480only UP, western and central UP
@absingh4951
@absingh4951 7 месяцев назад
bro, I think crowd work is your main thing now and i'm glad that it is
@Simonjthomas
@Simonjthomas 7 месяцев назад
Note to self: don’t listen to stand up when lifting. Massive hazard if you burst into laughter.
@animeweeb20
@animeweeb20 6 месяцев назад
😆
@utarian7
@utarian7 3 месяца назад
If you lift be focused on lifting or else you're getting suboptimal gains dude.
@avoice3440
@avoice3440 28 дней назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
@jennifer.martin.48
@jennifer.martin.48 7 месяцев назад
I’m gonna need to know the update with these two sets of siblings. None of them are doctors…2 sets of disappointed parents, it’s a match made in heaven!!!
@1lionyouth
@1lionyouth 7 месяцев назад
I love when comedians are on stage together. Make me excited to go to more shows
@OhNooJosephJoestar
@OhNooJosephJoestar 7 месяцев назад
From talking about his sister on a matchmaking show To matchmaking in his show Under 4 minutes 😂
@gaurav32257
@gaurav32257 7 месяцев назад
I'm 5'7 and will never do this leg surgery, just greatful that I have fully functional legs.
@RajmohanRoy12
@RajmohanRoy12 7 месяцев назад
That's great..5'7 is a good height.. bro
@Shashank_edu
@Shashank_edu 7 месяцев назад
damnn ur lil lmao
@AdamantMindset
@AdamantMindset 7 месяцев назад
i'm 5'1 (in asia) and i don't care about height no more. i cannot control that, and only a dumbest idiot will actually do surgery to ruin themselves.
@gaurav32257
@gaurav32257 7 месяцев назад
@@Shashank_edu better than a cripple
@0doublezero0
@0doublezero0 7 месяцев назад
@@gaurav32257 Your IQ is higher than his at least.
@pluviophilicselenophile111
@pluviophilicselenophile111 7 месяцев назад
Arey mori maayi re🤣🤣💀 spot on😂❤
@applepeel1662
@applepeel1662 7 месяцев назад
Isn't that Malayalam??
@singhy774
@singhy774 7 месяцев назад
​@applepeel1662 na that's hindi. Malayalam sounds more rough
@chrismathewjoseph1283
@chrismathewjoseph1283 6 месяцев назад
@@applepeel1662 I heard myre, really thought it was Malayalam 😂
@AdarshYadav480
@AdarshYadav480 6 месяцев назад
​@@applepeel1662bhojpuri in UP bihar
@sierrarose1512
@sierrarose1512 7 месяцев назад
Ive had the medically necessary version of that surgery and that is the worst pain I have never been in, in my life and I was only 13. The fact anyone is willingly getting it done when they are perfectly fine is baffling to me
@akshaysharma30498
@akshaysharma30498 7 месяцев назад
Yep! we need to addrress society's obsession with height. People say it is a preference thing but tbh average human's likes/dislikes are heavily influenced by what society glorifies and what it ridicules, we like certain brands without even knowing much about them coz we see them glorified (iphones for example, in my country it is just a status symbol, even though people might not know what UI/UX differences are there which makes it a better experience, they will buy it for status... there are many other examples) Same goes for body image, the person himself/herself who has a trait that is ridiculed or considered undesirable, as well as the person who is with them keeps getting these constant poking through media (be it social media or movies or TV shows .. what not) and that does make an impact. I'm not saying people should just give up on jokes or preferences, I'm specifically pointing out the instances where jokes and talks are not built on top of traits but the joke itself it the person has that trait, there, the person feels like he/she is an insult for normal people , that sucks
@Ma5jay5dontxdoxthat
@Ma5jay5dontxdoxthat 5 месяцев назад
There has been a few stories of little people getting that surgery to get a decent height extension willingly. Tehy are technically fine, able to live fine and healthy without it, but I can understand why they would undergo that surgery.
@sparkzbarca
@sparkzbarca Месяц назад
​@@akshaysharma30498 well as it concerns height let's be honest, that's a woman thing. This girl getting it is baffling as heck. No dude, none, ever, said a girl that was 5'10" was short. The only dudes that might express height preference at all are. 1. Short guys who might prefer very short girls so they still are taller. But that's not promoting height. 2. 6'7" basketball players who want the 6 foot girls so they aren't completely towering over them. But that's like five dudes. Girls on the other hand are the ones pushing height constantly as something they desire in men
@Kausickkk
@Kausickkk 7 месяцев назад
That "hayee Ram" took me out
@honeysrivastava9692
@honeysrivastava9692 7 месяцев назад
Are more Mai killed me 😂 that's what my mother says😂😂😂
@headhunter_nj1727
@headhunter_nj1727 7 месяцев назад
​@heeeq0"oh my holy mother"
@jamesdykes517
@jamesdykes517 7 месяцев назад
Just discovered you today, not sure if you're new or what but you're pretty gawd damn good. I hope you have a lot of success and thanks for giving me something fresh and entertaining.
@home17able
@home17able 7 месяцев назад
Where have you been! …… j/k
@mitsuomits9077
@mitsuomits9077 7 месяцев назад
Love that he posts the crowd work, so we can still have a test of his comedy without him spoiling the rest of the jokes (for those who might want to go to his show), while also avoiding joke theft.
@mp4akhi
@mp4akhi 7 месяцев назад
"Gawd dayum"💀
@fiehdhreinrekbffjhbfhevjvj6933
@fiehdhreinrekbffjhbfhevjvj6933 7 месяцев назад
That accent with which she said it was fireee
@shaniceweekes3050
@shaniceweekes3050 7 месяцев назад
So glad I went down the youtube rabbit hole and found this guy because I be laughing hysterically😂😂😂😂
@brittanywoodhead1560
@brittanywoodhead1560 6 месяцев назад
All it took was one reel and I was looking him up. Hes so funny.
@udaankhatola88
@udaankhatola88 7 месяцев назад
Akash be matchmaking better than Seema from Mumbai 😂
@amritraj2004
@amritraj2004 3 месяца назад
1:44 For all non Hindi speaker fellas "arey more maye re" means "Oh! My Mother" it's similar to OMG and "haye Ram means - "Oh Lord Ram" We say that when something is shocking or troublesome.
@applepeel1662
@applepeel1662 7 месяцев назад
bro is fucking amazing at crowd work Easily one of the best comics ive seen recently!!!
@briantravelman
@briantravelman 7 месяцев назад
This guy may not be the King of Comedy, but he's for sure the King of Racial Profiling!😂
@AeroMedic
@AeroMedic 7 месяцев назад
I can't wait for a whole hour of content, or to go to a show.
@ghostbravo7127
@ghostbravo7127 7 месяцев назад
Akaash got that sixth sense, open your third eye type shit. He never misses.
@Akhileshsharma085
@Akhileshsharma085 7 месяцев назад
bro i need a special, like i love your comedy
@akaashsinghcomedy
@akaashsinghcomedy 7 месяцев назад
👀
@Akhileshsharma085
@Akhileshsharma085 7 месяцев назад
@@akaashsinghcomedy made my day first time someone read my comment 😊
@Akhileshsharma085
@Akhileshsharma085 7 месяцев назад
@@akaashsinghcomedy it's great as an Indian who watches american news, TV shows and follows politics and culture I can relate to your jokes, it's great laughs for me
@Tha_Trigga
@Tha_Trigga 7 месяцев назад
This dude may be the quickest person I've ever seen! Akaash must never sleep. His mind is probably racing at night. 😊
@akaashsinghcomedy
@akaashsinghcomedy 7 месяцев назад
God damn how you know?
@-RONNIE
@-RONNIE 7 месяцев назад
You are always funny 🤣🤣🤣 and so good at judging people all the time but in the right way 👍🏻 keep up the great work
@ShadowDemon_4
@ShadowDemon_4 Месяц назад
Never thought I'd see a comedian be the wingman of two separate siblings at once but here we are.
@christinemaney2294
@christinemaney2294 7 месяцев назад
That was great. I don’t know how you continuously keep psychically knowing sh#t about audience members but it’s funny as hell.
@darkxzero13
@darkxzero13 7 месяцев назад
"Not in my legs!" sent me
@travibetes1
@travibetes1 7 месяцев назад
I gotta go see you live again lol your live shows are where it's at for real 😂
@Ramiiel
@Ramiiel 7 месяцев назад
Okay I think it's time we got Akaash investigated cause there's no way he keeps getting people right all the time 😂. Love these longer vids❤️
@Rensune
@Rensune 7 месяцев назад
At this point Akaash is a better dating service than anything else right now. Plus you get a great show
@Apple2-ux8uo
@Apple2-ux8uo 7 месяцев назад
Average Salaries Las Vegas: Pharmacists: 140k usd to 170k usd Physician Assistant: 100-140k RN: 65k to 120k (specialist nurse) Other salaries for context: Average GP salary Las Vegas: 170-290k Average standup comedian: 44k to 65k per year
@adityasundar324
@adityasundar324 7 месяцев назад
Paid for his Comedy, and got his complementary matrimony package along.
@beastifiedgamer6871
@beastifiedgamer6871 7 месяцев назад
Dude you NEED to come around to Northern India mann What Would I not pay to just see you😂
@sumitbanerjee390
@sumitbanerjee390 7 месяцев назад
Aakash is a menace and a certified GOAT at this matchmaking. Way better than Seema aunty.
@anirprasadd
@anirprasadd 7 месяцев назад
This guy IS A LEGEND
@generalchampion7
@generalchampion7 7 месяцев назад
1st Stand-up comedies I started watching were Matt Rife's shorts..then some of Andrew Schulz and then Akaash's.... now I dont watch any of the former ones'...youtube also dont recommend me them anymore😆. Great work Akaash!! And your British person's roast was a nuclear burn!😈💥💥 Hope you can have a stadium full shows in US & India soon... India Need another reverse export than Virdas...Virdas, I believe, is overhyped and hard to have a laugh to, Akaash is just fluidic and very hard to not laugh to.
@darkreaper4990
@darkreaper4990 7 месяцев назад
No disrespect to him but I think Akaash is way more funnier than Vir Das.
@generalchampion7
@generalchampion7 7 месяцев назад
@@darkreaper4990 Same feeling dude, I saw his netflix show, no wonder he would have worked hard to get there but it was not funny.
@chickentenderlover2412
@chickentenderlover2412 7 месяцев назад
Ouch you really went from the bottom of the barrel to creme de la crop, good on you though
@hassensaleh1342
@hassensaleh1342 7 месяцев назад
Dudes crowd work is legendary 💯
@bsug29
@bsug29 7 месяцев назад
I need to see the siblings in the crowd😮😂😂😂
@amritraj2004
@amritraj2004 3 месяца назад
That "arey more maye re" was hilarious in his accent 😂😂
@MrColdwilliam
@MrColdwilliam 2 месяца назад
What does this mean?
@amritraj2004
@amritraj2004 2 месяца назад
@@MrColdwilliam 1:44 "Arey more maye re" means "Oh! My Mother" it's similar to OMG and "Haye Ram means - "Oh Lord Ram" We say that when something is shocking or troublesome.
@MrColdwilliam
@MrColdwilliam 2 месяца назад
@@amritraj2004 thank you!
@amritraj2004
@amritraj2004 2 месяца назад
@@MrColdwilliam Your welcome bro.
@Mr6502fast
@Mr6502fast Месяц назад
I like how he interacts with everyone. My type of comedian. Funny asf
@Vincenzo-zx1ed
@Vincenzo-zx1ed 7 месяцев назад
Low key hope they got together
@WarumWiesoWeshalb
@WarumWiesoWeshalb 7 месяцев назад
Akaash love you man,wish you all the best! Come to Vienna/Austria and btw. you are THE Indian Tinder Matcher brah! ;)
@kathleenp3135
@kathleenp3135 7 месяцев назад
Always nails it. Tooooo nice 😂
@jacobcrabb9578
@jacobcrabb9578 7 месяцев назад
Definitely needs a special already like a real one like netflix
@lavans06
@lavans06 7 месяцев назад
*Have his parents call his parents* legit accurate dealings lmao
@dianawilliams-coe7747
@dianawilliams-coe7747 2 месяца назад
They way he reads people I think he missed his calling. 🤣🤣🥰🥰🤩🤩
@chasefromalabama
@chasefromalabama 7 месяцев назад
Matchmaker, Matchmaker find me find, catch me a catch . . .🎶🎶🎶
@brianbeans2190
@brianbeans2190 7 месяцев назад
I enjoyed this. This was too funny. 😂
@pvc4life122
@pvc4life122 5 месяцев назад
I've been following him for a while he just became one of my favorite comedians
@Kausickkk
@Kausickkk 7 месяцев назад
"Aree more mai ree" 🤣🤣🤣
@s.g.4347
@s.g.4347 7 месяцев назад
Nurse part😅😅😅😅
@leventhumps3861
@leventhumps3861 7 месяцев назад
You’re amazing at working a crowd
@gibinsamuel9664
@gibinsamuel9664 Месяц назад
"Ayy moi myre" was the best 🤣 all the way from Kerala , India here !
@czarrex23
@czarrex23 7 месяцев назад
hey love your videos man, from India❤👍
@Optimistic_mind441
@Optimistic_mind441 7 месяцев назад
Are more mayi re... Hahahaha😂.
@Angellady11
@Angellady11 7 месяцев назад
Every time I see your video, I reminded of actor Jimi Mistry
@ThailandOutsider
@ThailandOutsider 7 месяцев назад
With a title like that, this gon get wild..😂 (Edit) 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀🔥🔥🔥
@kingofallkarens
@kingofallkarens 7 месяцев назад
When people ask me how tall I am I tell them I am tall where it matters most… 😂
@Indomitable96792
@Indomitable96792 7 месяцев назад
You and Andrew top tier in crowd work
@Bandwithbrass
@Bandwithbrass 5 месяцев назад
Akaash... You makin me think you puttin plants in the crowd... Or you Raj Nostra Domas.....
@sumuqh
@sumuqh 7 месяцев назад
Crowd roasts are the best 😂
@MiserableMovieMan
@MiserableMovieMan 7 месяцев назад
Superb crowd work as always
@wrrryyyyy
@wrrryyyyy 7 месяцев назад
He did the American Indian match making
@ShauryaTomar-ie6jq
@ShauryaTomar-ie6jq 2 месяца назад
Man you are my fav ! 😂
@dharmani_youtube
@dharmani_youtube 7 месяцев назад
The lack of range of jobs even ABCDs have in US is astounding! But hey, keep bagging that 💰 everyone!
@amadddd0
@amadddd0 7 месяцев назад
Bro dont act like those weren't your cousins in the crowd 😂 Bro knew too much lol
@shashanktripathi9797
@shashanktripathi9797 7 месяцев назад
1:50 😂😂😂 "are more mayi ree"
@SinoM123
@SinoM123 7 месяцев назад
Sitting in Johannesburg and wondering how i can get to his show and sit waaaay in the back bc I couldnt take the heat but I do wanna see the whole set😂
@kartikeych
@kartikeych 9 дней назад
75k for 2inches when air forces could have done the same job without any risk🤣🤣
@C3rb3ru5
@C3rb3ru5 7 месяцев назад
Im getting all this guys shorts, im ready to do a ppv special now lol
@GeneralSpecific
@GeneralSpecific 7 месяцев назад
Bro is the feds 😂
@sanghipranit
@sanghipranit 7 месяцев назад
he says "haye raam", he says "haye raam😂😂😂❤❤❤
@zakenmaru8612
@zakenmaru8612 7 месяцев назад
NOBODY PAYS 75K FOR TWO INCHES! got me
@mikeydoodle143
@mikeydoodle143 7 месяцев назад
that is sooo awesome. Your Indian blood makes you see the future 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 the next Sandghuru
@elcabrito21
@elcabrito21 7 месяцев назад
I'm new to this guy I'm like it, but I know he would destroy me in person 😂
@Aerophyte0
@Aerophyte0 7 месяцев назад
I HOPE WE GET AN UPDATE ON THAT PAIR OF FUTURE COUPLES
@sharangagnihotri1511
@sharangagnihotri1511 7 месяцев назад
Really need to go to his show, for matchmaking
@aalokjoshi6839
@aalokjoshi6839 7 месяцев назад
When Akaash is not surrounded by Schultz and his yes men he’s actually a decent comedian
@courtneyscott4265
@courtneyscott4265 7 месяцев назад
I live for the crowd work shorts and reels😂 Akaash is 100 for 100 on these shits.
@pinegang3224
@pinegang3224 7 месяцев назад
Both of y’all just lonely together 😭 mama never misses 🏀🏀
@bellarcy1106
@bellarcy1106 7 месяцев назад
I might have to come to your show to find me a mans 😂😂
@alisherazi8304
@alisherazi8304 3 месяца назад
Best match Maker plus wingman ❤
@sreeharylaiju
@sreeharylaiju 4 месяца назад
For a sec i thought he was saying "Myrea" 🤣. (Any Mallus here?)
@DikshaDivaDixit
@DikshaDivaDixit 7 месяцев назад
The actual Indian Matchmaking
@jerrygamez5723
@jerrygamez5723 7 месяцев назад
Your videos are hilarious. Thanks
@shivaandure8130
@shivaandure8130 7 месяцев назад
bhai, never disappoints 😅
@jz899
@jz899 7 месяцев назад
This guy too funny 😂
@meccascott7356
@meccascott7356 6 месяцев назад
He always guess it right he has to be a psychic
@holysinnerxxx
@holysinnerxxx 7 месяцев назад
Akaash with that predictive judgement ability again 😆
@mrjasonm.7397
@mrjasonm.7397 2 месяца назад
He dont miss!!!
@aasthaj31
@aasthaj31 3 месяца назад
This man has a side business of matchmaking. Lol. Along with comedy he also focuses on his side job of matchmaking.
@ladhkay
@ladhkay 7 месяцев назад
I wanna hear akaash swear in Hindi live lmao
@jesusalcala5659
@jesusalcala5659 7 месяцев назад
Bro akash im starting to think you either got plants in the crowd or you just speak shit into existence lmao
@amritsingh0
@amritsingh0 7 месяцев назад
aree more maiya re 😂 😂
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