Let's Play All of Super Mario Galaxy 

Last weekend I marathoned the entirety of Mario Galaxy on Switch and got all 120 Stars in the game. It took 13 hours of time, and since then myself and my editor Cloe have been working hard to condense the entire session down for highlights. This coming Saturday starting at 1pm BST, I'm marathoning the game a second time on Twitch to unlock the secret final level. This video took a crazy amount of work to put together, and I hope everyone enjoys it.

“Why can he breathe in space, but not in the ocean?” Well, because in space there is no water to get in the way of his breathing. Duh.

Imagine dying then seeing: "You can now play as Luigi"

*beats Nintendo game* Nintendo: "im going to give you the highest honor i can bestow" *you can now play as Luigi *

Interesting fun fact: The initial plan for the prankster comets was supposed to be a hell of a lot darker. This is best explained in the case of the Speedster Comet, wherein the original idea was that the comet was on a collision course with the galaxy. Mario had (x) amount of time before it crashed into the galaxy, destroying it completely, but the Power Star was able to stop it. If Mario failed, we’d have been treated to a cutscene of the comet colliding with the galaxy and obliterating it, a la Majora’s Mask. Miyamoto, not without good reason, figured this was a _liiiiiiitle_ too dark for a kid’s game.

"what's the point of having a military if they just run away in fear" Honestly, I think Mario might be their entire military

"Rosalina; best character... outside of Luigi" *smashes subscribe button*

"She's sleeping under the tree on the hill!" has the same, speaking-euphemistically-to-hurt-you-more energy as "He was given a tiny box."

“she’s sleeping beneath the tree!” me: *intense sobbing*

"You earned one additional Mario!" I am but a single Mario, In and endless Mariocean

Where boys cry: Avengers: Endgame Where men cry: Rosalina's Storybook

Captain Toad: "I nominate... me!" Padme: "So this is how democracy dies..."

1:27:22 Fun Fact: That is literally what the Romans would do. Since the children were named after their father, if their dad was named Marcus Lucius and he had three sons, it would not be unusual for them to be named Marcus Lucius Primus (the first), Marcus Lucius Secundus (the second), and Marcus Lucius Tertius (the third). Literally numbering their children.

“They keep doing hand bosses. Why don’t they do a guy who’s just feet?” RT is trying real hard to hide his foot fetish

“Peach is just the moon itself” Mario: my princess turned into the moon” Bowser: that’s rough buddy.”

Can we just appreciate that bowser's spikes go back inside when he is sliding on the floor, to avoid scratching it ?

Mario death count Black hole: 7 Crushing: 2 Poison: 3 Quick sand: 3 Dark matter: 1 Lava + fire: 4 Bullet bill: 1 The void: 12 Time: 1 99/100 coins: 1 Total: 35

4.5 children murdered, countless allies left for dead, every Luma encountered force-fed into explosion, multiple planets destroyed. As divined by our lord and savior Brian David Gilbert, Mario is a war criminal.

Game: "Wow you got all the stars? Would be a shame if someone *made you do it all again for the secret ending*"

9:54 The way Mario Galaxy renders fur on entities like bees is just overlaying the same flat image over itself a few times to make it look blurrier. On the Wii, this worked pretty well, however in high definition it just looks, as you said, out of focus.

When a powerup is so bad the player learns how to do speedrun strats to avoid it.

“She is sleeping under the tree.” When I was really young I never understood that but now watching this, the realization hit me like a brick wall. Why is a Mario game so sad.

that why he says "its-A-me" because he is one of many 1 Mario in an endless Marioceaon

*Me hearing Gusty Garden Galaxys theme for the first time in 6 years:* "You're as beautiful as the day I lost you"

That storybook reading by RT made me cry. Mainly because of the story but there's something about having it read to you that just makes it a little more special

‘’She is sleeping under the tree!’’ I DID NOT GET THAT AS A KID AND MY HEART SANK

90% of the stream: laughter, funny jokes and random humor. 1:38:01-1:51:20 : pure sadness and tears.

6:18 don't worry, I'm pretty sure Mario is aware that he's in a video game at this rate, considering that by the end of credits, he says "Thank you so much for playing my game!"

One of these days someone will say in stream chat "I'm attending a funeral rn poggers"

hearing dan read the story made me realise how much i want him to read me a bedtime story every night

I thought I wasn't gonna cry at the story book, but that line got me "She's sleeping under the tree on the hill!" RT MY HEART HURTS

I think it's hilarious that Luigi thinks he has to make up for being kidnapped like "Oh gee, sorry for the inconvenience but I just got abducted"

"You are formally invited to the creation of my new galaxy!" "Your new galaxy?" "Don't make me jump on you..." "Bowser, my allegiance is to the Kingdom, to the monarchy!" "If you're not with me... then you're my enemy." "Only a Koopa deals in absolutes. I will do what I must." "You will try."

"I don't want to acknowledge Daisy as human, because that gives her rights." -RTGame, 2020

Hey RT, I very rarely ever make comments on RU-vid videos or anything I know this will probably get lost within to see if comments here. When I first started the stream I was just planning on having some background noise and whatnot but for some reason once you started reading the children's story I put my phone down when I started listening and for the first time in a long time I felt like a kid again( I'm 20 btw). My mom passed away last year in October very unexpectedly. How many you started reading it it made me think about she used to read books to me as a child. Your voice had the sincerity that my mother's used to have. At exactly an hour 47 minutes 25 seconds, I broke down into tears, you would never believe how much a super Mario game can mean to somebody, how some random twitch streamer / RU-vidr, can make a 20-year-old man bawl his eyes out for good 20 minutes straight and never understand how much it touched him. Thank you so much for all that you do. But next time could you try to make me smile and not cry, lol, thank you again. - Austin

When I was younger I always thought the Black luma inside each of the areas of the Observatory was named Terrace because the luma outside of the terrace would say “The Terrace was inside”

The plot twist of the century: RT making jokes about streaming his wedding and divorce the day after making jokes about streaming during his child’s birth, only for his partner to say that she’ll give birth on stream. “100 bits equals one push”. Jesus

As a Texan myself I can confirm that planet is mild. The fire isn’t even blue

where boys cry: tony stark death where men cry: rosalina backstory

"She's sleeping under the tree on the hill" I remember now why I tried to block that from my memory. Goddammit it makes me cry every time

Hearing RT's voice for Rosalina's story has got to be one of the most wholesomest things. Honestly RT has a great voice I would very much like to watch a steam in the future that's just him reading, his voice is so soft and soothing I could easily listen to it for hours on end to relax with.

I've been hit by the nostalgia car harder than Kevin got hit by a regular car

RT did in a weekend what Alpharad couldn’t do in over a year Edit: I know people don’t like this, but I’ve NEVER gotten 1k likes before. Thanks

RT: I need more starbits Also RT: *doesn’t collect a single starbit on one of the best grind levels*

I will always appreciate RT's narration voice. Being so calm and genuine, treating the cutscenes as seriously as they present themselves. It made the storybook hit that much harder, with a calm voice narrating a tragic story.

Yoshi's homeless because he refused to pay his taxes and the IRS seized all his assets.

We can thank Koizumi for going behind Miyamoto’s back and including the masterpiece that is Rosalina’s storybook

Ever wonder how Bowser was able to bring his airship into space to begin with. But then again he did create an entire sun so I wouldn't question it

34:47 I looked at the screen from the corner of my eye and read “Welcome to the Gulag” and got very scared

Every time RT does a Toad impression a meteor inches closer to striking the Earth

It’s so satisfying when Rosalina is telling you how much stars you need for the final Bowser level and instantly after she says “We have enough energy to get to the center of the Universe”

Theory: RTgame is secretly a speed runner in Super Mario Galaxy because he pulls off some very good strategies whilst being very casual and makes it sound like he has never done it before

There's something incredibly blursed about hearing Toad rant about entropy and the inevitable heat death of the universe.

Mario is the reason we can’t find life on other planets

"Peach is just the moon itself." That's rough, buddy.

"Imagine eating so much food that you get your own grabitational orbit" > Dan later went on to eat an entire room of Doughnuts in Stream Life Simulator

Literally Mario can build his own universe. He’s got suns, stars and moons he’s only missing planets

I love how it is never explained how Bowser got an UFO and easy access to space.

I love how it goes from sweet, calm bedtime with RT to intense purple coin comet speedrunning while RT stresses before literally murdering King Bowser again

Alternate title: Toad slowly turning into Marge over the course of 2 hours

Mario: the princess I tried to save is actually the moon... Bowser: that's rough buddy

Mario everytime he see a baby: " *DESTROY THE CHILD* "

I'd name the kid Eevee, so they could choose their own name in the future.

RT reading a bedtime story is the best thing ever

Pro speedrun strats here

Why give Mario the power to travel through space, when he can go back in time and snap Bowser's little baby neck?

1:59 Almost as impressive as when Paper Bowser built his castle *under Peach’s castle* and then rigged up a giant Clown Car to fly both of their castles up into the sky.

1:27:40 So, funny story. two of my friends _technically_ got married over a twitch chat/stream. They were playing minecraft, built an entire like, double row with chairs and everything, and had it streamed. One of our other friends was already ordained, so they were the one who sent the two the vows over discord, and was the one to actually marry them. Looking back on this, I'm realizing how much of a trip that actually was, my god.

I remember trying to play this game as a kid with my brother and failing at the fuckin bunny quest and it infuriates me to this day

gosh, Rosalina's story gets me every time

Did you know that bowsers kid calls peach mom? She’s been kidnapped so many times that he basically recognizes her as a mom

37:38 Dam miyamoto just wants to live a quiet life

Bowser: “I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire!” Mario: _”Your new empire?”_

The storybook makes me cry every damn time, and this time was no different

RT: Ever wonder why Yoshi's homeless? Me, who played oddessy and saw Yoshi's home in the mushroom kingdom

Listening to RT read was relaxing and made me feel like my child self again, something I rarely feel well with, but this was beautiful. Dan, if you ever somehow see this, thank you, you’ve made me feel happy once again, even if its for a short time, it made me happy, thank you

You know a game is extremely good when the highlights are as long as a short livestream.

“Peach is just the moon itself” That’s rough buddy

I love how calm he gets when readings Rosalina’s lines

Rosalina's storybook is probably the highlight of all of mainline mario storytelling. I'd really love to see something like this once again. The closest we've ever got to a comeback of emotional writing was probably the Bench Guy in Super Mario Odyssey. Which, especially in comparison to how Zelda has gone in the opposite direction, makes me question why Mario needs to be free of any complexity.

Silly Daniel, Mario can't breathe underwater because the water is in the way!

"She's sleeping under the tree under the hill!" *tugs on collar, sweating* uh oh.

The Luma at the very end is literally the start of the picture book which means that they are in a neverending loop of death and rebirth.

"Name's Rosalina. Basically, I'm god, but I don't really feel like doing stuff on my own so I'll just give you a few powers and leave everything to you...."

When RT read the storybook I actually started sobbing. Something about my favorite RU-vidr playing my favorite childhood game already tugs at my heart, but also hearing him read the story just destroyed me. Thank you RT for just being such a wonderful person

"Peach is just a moon it self" *i hate it when my girlfriend turns into the moon*

For most videos on RU-vid, I watch them once and that's it, but there are a couple of videos that I come back to every now and then, and this is one of them. Could be something to do with the combination of the nostalgia I feel watching or playing Galaxy, combined with the energy RT brings to literally anything he does. [Update] It is February 24th of 2023. I am watching this once again. [Update] Back again on October 6, 2023. I'm also making a list of how each Mario died. [Update] Hello again. It's January 24, 2024. I'm sick and finally getting around to doing the timestamps for the deaths. I already put them for Galaxy 2 in the comments of that video. [Update] Hello, April 25, 2024! I'm back again and I will hopefully finish my little project soon, but I am so tired and actively doing a rehearsal for a show I'm in.

Mario: "I have the death sentence on 12 systems"

Even all these years later, that storybook still hits like a brick to the heart. Jesus, Nintendo.

An Italian tries to save his girlfriend who doesn’t really like him from a big turtle who took the Italians girlfriend to space so the Italian goes around all of space without suffocating and ending innocent lives of the weak- The Game

48:17 It's my Headcanon, that Bowser is actually the Dungeon Master, and mario and friends are just Doing some VERY advanced LARPing. They found the 1-up mushrooms, and so they decided to have some fun games. There's a secret stash of them for if mario "Runs Out" so he'll never actually die. Bowser fills the worlds with traps, puzzles, powerups and enemies, and sure, he plays the big bad boss at the end, gives mario a run for his money, but it's all just fun and games in my opinion, just like the gokart races and the tennis tournaments. It's a wholesome twist on the series that I think makes sense.

>RT talking about gun mario >gun mario: happens Make RT play gun mario XD

Mario Galaxy 3 Plot: To save the universe you need to beat Bowser in a game of tennis and assemble the luma infinity gaunlet

"Queen bee, you cant just resort to murder!" Rts entire channel: 👁👄👁

1:32:40 Considering it's electric it would be considered a roomba, but with the spikes and it's fast spinning it could honestly be a beyblade cleaning device.

Why the FUCK am I crying so hard over Rose's story-

Laughed way too hard at the red shell targeting Toad out of nowhere

RT, its really going too far. You're just extending the length so it's over 10 minutes smh

1:21:09 If some lumas become power stars, that means the comet observatory uses lumas as fuel

"Why are penguins at the beach?" Hello, someone who works with penguins here! Did you know, numerous species of penguins live on sandy beaches and even in temperate and tropical environments? The Galapagos Penguin is the only penguin species that can be found in the northern hemisphere. There's also species like the African Penguin, Fairy Penguin, Humboldt Penguin, and more!