Let's Play: GTA V - Crazy Taxi 

There is nothing in this world I want more than a video of Gavin trying to make a triangle using only right angles.

"I'm pretty sure I can make a new triangle" - Gavin Free

Ryan: *Standing on blades of a helicopter* "Someone start this helicopter. Someone start this helicopter immediately."

I just about lost it when Jack started doing _Cash Cab_. That was class.

16:46 Gavin: "Ray (the taxi man), how's your progress?" Ray: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!" *flies into the air off the highway* Gavin: "... I'm sorry I asked."

27:11 for instant Gavin jumpscare.

Geoff: "uhh thank you sir! Here's a tip..." Ray: "Get a life." Every video there is the smallest little thing said by Ray that just makes me literally lol :D

People hate on Jack but he killed it in this episode. Killed it. He killed it Jerry. Killed it.

Jack's cash cab was fucking awesome!

Jack sounds like a natural, Cash Cab would be great with him as a host.

Gavin trying to create a new triangle is still one of the greatest things to ever happen to humanity.

Gavin crashing into Ryan with that cargo bob is the greatest thing I've ever seen and heard.

One of Jack's finest moments. MVP of this Let's Play

Jack: *casually* "Oh there's a jet in the air!" Gavin: "I'LL GIVE YOU A LEFT TURN BITCH!" *missed entirely, explodes spectacularly, letsplay continues*

14:50 Gavin's legendary voice acting

I love how Ray arrives in a tank and jack calmly says "take me to the Ferris wheel" 😂😂😂😂

I love the part as Ryan picks up Jack in the Limo: Geoff:"Oh god! Thinking to myself: wonder what just happened. Michael: "Oh god!" Thinking to myself: there is is again Gavin: "Jesus Christ of Nazareth!" Ray: *TANK* Me: LMFAO

Gavin is technically correct about a 270 degree triangle. using non-Euclidian geometry. The easiest way to explain it would be this-take a globe and put one point on the north pole, one point on the point where the equator and the prime meridian intersect, and 1 point 90 degrees from the line created by connecting the first two points. connecting all three points would make a 270 degree triangle.

Oh my god i laughed so hard when i seen gavins jet appear in the distance

Gavin: "I'LL GIVE YOU A LEFT TURN, BIIIITCH!" *Takes a right* Gavin Free, everyone.

Gonna be honest here, I learned more useful information from Cash Cab then I did in all my years of high school so far. Cash Cab was an awesome show!

RIP in piece ColdRayne 1996-2014 Cause of death: Asphyxiation by laughing at fucking Gavin at 27:13 That moment was a 99999 damage super effective critical hit to my life points.

I love it when Jack is having fun.

Okay, first, Jack was more lovely than usual in this video. The CashCab sequence was one of my favorites! Second, I've been reading the comments again (Why, you ask? Good question.) and someone said, "For the love of God [Ray], you say a total of 10 things every Lets Play." ...Do you actually listen for him in the Let's Plays? He talks a lot more than you seem to think he does. In this video, he talked quite a bit and seemed fairly content. I think the issue you're having is that most of the other members are quite loud and tend to drown Ray out sometimes. Not liking a game much + introversion + being drowned out by louder people makes it a somewhat difficult speaking environment, besides, so I'm actually quite happy with how much he talks. For those of you who try to argue, I reiterate from one of my earlier video's comments... "Ray is Ray. If he wants to be talkative he can, if he wants to be somewhat quiet and insert comments where he feels like it he can, and if he wants to hum Disney tunes and play the kazoo the entire video he _can_. Stop being self-entitled with your 'This is his job! He's paid to entertain me and he's not doing it!' He's paid to play video games and be himself, not to pander to the audience's complaints. Yes, he's playing video games for a living, but it's still a job. With any job comes stresses and responsibilities, albeit in different mediums. I personally would hate to have his job - games are an escape for me, and making my escape something I _have_ to do would be awful. But that's just me. People have different personalities. These differences are what make this group so endearing, and I would recommend embracing it. Ray tends to entertain with short witty comments and entertaining character actions, Gavin tends to be klutzy or silly and makes weird noises, etc. It's charming and entertaining. If you aren't being entertained just because Ray is a little quiet, it's probably time for a video change." I apologize for the (second) long post. This issue is just constantly being brought up and it's starting to get on my nerves.

In terms of the Lads group dynamic, I've always thought of Michael as Fox, Ray as Falco, and for obvious reasons, Gavin as Slippy.

Geoff: "Oh, God!" Gavin: "Oh, Jesus Christ!" Ryan: *turns around* "THAT'S A TANK!" How did these people become so good at what they do?

27:09 "Also if Gavin is flying, you're fine out in the open." Literally four seconds later...

13:50 - Gavin "Pythagorus" Free

Fuck Jack was on point in this Let's Play.

I love when Gavin gets in the mood of trying his absolute best to win and going to ridiculous lengths to do so. His kamikazes are hilarious.

8:35 Ryan makes a Cowboy Bebop reference. I think it's safe to say (based off a couple other videos as well) that Ryan watches anime.

Gavin's scream sells the crash at 27:13. Absolutely brilliant.

First the hate was on Jack, then Michael, then Jack again. Now it has shifted to Ray. God damn these cycles. Why cant we love everyone

27:14 Incoming Gavin.

Ryan: "As long as I'm not in the open it'll be really hard for you guys to get me" Michael: "Also, if Gavin's flying you'll be fine out in the open" Ryan: *Gets absolutely mullered by Gavin*

11:50: I never heared of John Ratata before. Is he related to John Raticate?

I have an idea for a Lets Play.... Pre-Lets play Geoff scouts the world or city for NPCs, takes a picture and then prints it out. First everyone has got to get hitman attire and then the two teams (Lads v Gents) has to then go find the NPCs and kill them. this can either be NPCs that are a double (Hard way) or just NPCs dress the same (Easier way). then it can either be after all the hits have been killed or the most killed after an amount of time. For extra difficulty Geoff can pick NPCs like gang members in grove street, the lost crew from the hideout near the casino or the mexican gangs. it can also be easier by Geoff picking the Mater Chief guy from outside the cinema, Bodybuilders from the beach Etc. Let's Play - GTA V - Hitlist

They need to do this stuff more often. I miss the days of a fire truck or pickup probably being driven by Gavin flying out of a couple bushes at a single target that the whole group is focused on. I also can't get enough of people getting mugged; that never gets old, especially when it is preventing the muggee from completing some sort of objective and just being a thorn in their side.

Ray was actually really funny in this video. He's still my favorite achievement hunter.

I was wondering why they weren't showing Ray's footage after his chopper crashed... nice surprise :P

Gavin: "Ryan why does a Triangle always add up to turning the other way?" Michael: "Here we go" You've no idea how right you were

You know Ray's great and all, but this just really highlights how little he tries in games that he doesn't like anymore. Look at the effort Geoff and Jack put into this video, getting into their roles acting like this is a bon-fide heist. Then Ray gets into his Taxi and is like "alright where do you want to go" Okay we all get you don't like minecraft and GTA on a weekly basis, it's still your job to give a fuck

"I wish I was high on potenuse"

I feel like cash cab with Jack should be a series.

Highest interest rate in history "Now he owes us $20 and a helicopter!"

Getting older is realising that Jack was the funniest member of AH the whole time and that you didn't appreciate him enough during the good times.

Jack killed it

Jack is really underrated. His jokes are fucking gems, and in this episode he got the spotlight, fucking finally.

Y'know, if Ray is tired of GTA and Minecraft like people have been saying, maybe they can start subbing in people from the B-Team, like Lindsay or Kerry or Kdin. If Ray's bored, he's not gonna be at the top of his (humour) game. Besides, he's one of the most talented/dedicated gamers there, maybe they could give him his own show (the way Michael has Rage Quit) where they give him really hard-to-beat games or unique challenges within his favourite games (like with the Imaginary Achievements series). He gets a challenge and a change of pace, and the other Hunters get a chance to be hilarious in MC and GTA. Could work...?

Jack was the superstar of this Let's Play. He definitely has his moments and this video proves it.

Jack's commentary this video is one of his best, incredibly funny holy shit

Whoever said, " i was thinking of the Cowboy variety." I get it. Cowboy Bebop.

at 27:13 just really cracks me up how gavin managed to do that.

While I normally get a bit ticked at Jack because of his try-hard-ness, the Cash Cab bit made him the funniest person this Let's Play. It was HILARIOUS.

when gavin asks his question triangle question and Michael says "here we go" I fucking lost it. Another amazing video! I'm so sorry about the first one but I really hope you do release it later on with commentary!

I'm very confused. The AH fanbase went from hating Jack... to hating Ryan... back to hating Jack... to hating Lindsay... to hating Kdin, Matt, and Jeremy... and now they hate Ray? What the fuck? Don't give me that "he doesn't talk much!" bullshit. He speaks a fine amount, and he's usually the funniest one. Clearly nobody at AH sees this as a problem since he's still doing it. Also, he only hardly talks during GTA and Minecraft. You try playing a game you've said multiple times you dislike, and have to talk and be entertaining during it.

sometimes i pretend i'm a stick of butter and i slide around my bathroom

Jacks cash cab bit is still one of the greatest moments in ah history

Gavin claims to be Lad Prime. Wasn't Michael the one who named them Team Lads?

Did anyone else yell out CRAAAAAAZY TAXI! when they saw the title of this video?... No one?... Really?... okay...

Gavin, of all people, managed to stop Ryan in a helicopter by hitting the limo head on. The amount of coordination that takes and Gavin pulls it off on his first try. Unbelievable.

I am laughing my head off at 7 minutes in with Jack just calmly asking Cash Cab questions while the entire police force rams their asses and Ryan freaks out

I mean a triangle in spherical geometry could have 3 90 degree angles, so Gavin is accidentally right

jack just proved why he's still an achievement hunter, he was easily the most entertaining of the group

In non-Euclidian geometry, it is possible and actually rather common to have a triangle with three right angles. To think about it, take the Earth as an example. If you leave the equator at a 90 degree angle, you would arrive at either pole. If you leave that pole at a 90 degree angle, you arrive at the equator again. You have three 90 degree angles in a triangle, just it is on a curved surface. It is also the math that can explain how two lines of longitude can be both parallel AND the same line. It is actually quite interesting.

I like when Ryan and Gavin are discussing triangles, and Ray chimes in with "when is it a rhombus?"

Ray = Quality > Quantity

Not gunna lie, I'm impressed with Jack actually leading the comedy with the cash cab thing.

Jack as a cab driver was hilarious, but Ryan's run... Well, that ending should summarize it well enough.

One of the best letsplays ive seen in such a long time. I literally laughed out loud a few times, and not just a chuckle or a smile. It was laughter. Great job guys.

The new crew at AH would have no idea about any of the references or trivia mentioned by Jack in this let's play. Loved it! 😊🏅

I'm not gonna stop. Let's Watch - Five Nights at Freddy's 2. Dooo iiittt

Jack was actually really entertaining in this video. Kudos to him.

Jack had me dying this video, I was laughing the entire time he was the cab driver. Great video!

gavin has an addiction to flying into tunnels in aircraft

I love Ray so much. All of his little comments and interjections are fucking hilarious.

No Spoilers but Gavin is the clear cut MVP of this episode

What a great Let's Play Jack was awesome with the Cash Cab! This needs a full Let's Play!

Even though he doesn't always do it on purpose, Gavin always makes the best stunts. The "biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch jet" made my day. Thnx Gav!

Dude wtf, Jack is the real MVP. That was awesome lol

Jack was in top form this video. Cheers to that!

It's so much fun to come back and watch these now. So many great moments.

I loved this Let's Play because Jack really brought some awesome content to it. The whole Cash Cab aspect was great.

Now all i want is a Cash Cab Let's Play. Jack was hilarious!

Jack's enthusiasm made the video. You don't know how much that hurt to say that.

Jack : OHHH sorry sir the first movie he won an Oscar for was DEPARTED Geoff : oh really? Ray : Who farted? xD

The moment right before "let's stop" with Michael just mowing down cops with the minigun is amazing

This is one of those lets plays where Jack is on point. He gets shit on a lot, but I think it's episodes like these where he is top

They should of done Fake Taxi.... ;D

Ray with the tank at the end was hilarious! A fantastic end to a fantastic lets play.

The part with Jack was by far the most entertaining. Props to him

"hypotenuse" jack: is that an edge? really jack, really

My favorite part of Mondays.

My gawd..gavin had me in tears on this one, his helicopter into ryan just came out of no where and i bout spit my drink everywhere lol, one of the best moments ever.

this was amazing! the way Geoff started I thought they were gonna be totally lacklustre, but they had so much fun with it! I'm intrigued to see the original one, even if it has no audio

Taxi Cash Cab Confessions?..........................I'd watch it.

In the game Europa Universalis 4 (a.k.a. EU4) there is a mod that adds in the Achievement Hunter nation.

The mini-sode of Cash Cab was way funnier to me than it should have been.....but I loved it, well done Jack!

This has been one of my favorite lets plays in a while

I never thought I'd say this, but Jack freaking stole the show!