Let's Play Minecraft - Episode 287 - Sky Factory Part 28 

It makes me genuinely happy when Geoff actually has materials people need.

*Gavin: Oh so he was like a blood bag? Now that's kinda cruel.* *_says the blood bag_*

me: watching this geoff: going to place chicken geoff: crouches me: sweats

Geoff explaining his farm to Ryan was great. It was like a little kid explaining his Lego world.

The quick cuts from the Gaia fight to Geoff with his chickens are my favorite thing

Jeremy is almost a full-fledged witch now, he's got a fucking cat, a blood altar, all he needs is a broom.

Michael’s realization that he can vein mine the glass after nearly finishing was great

I love how Ryan says "one of the cats that lives with me" instead of "one of my cats." As if it's a roommate he's barely acquainted with. 😂

I wanna see an animation where Gavin and Geoff are just having a casual conversation while Michael, Jeremy, and Jack fight Gaia in the background and a stage with a rock band is also somewhere in the background.

"hey this is michael sync..." "FUCKING IDIOT!!!!" angry geoff is the best geoff

They killed that first ender dragon just as Geoff's new Prismarine Shard chicken was born...That chicken has the soul of a dead dragon within it now...

Gavin: "How do I make my cat give blood?" Jack: "Squeeze it hard enough."

Am I the only one who holds his breath every time Geoff goes to plop an egg down?

Now that is how you do an intro advertisement. Short and sweet.

*rock music in background* *everyone fighting* "Man, Xp chicken is cool" - Simple Farmer

Game: Current Tier: IV Jeremy: It doesn't tell me what tier it is.

"The left one is in dog shit mode" - Gavin Free

You should connect all the chicken pens to a huge chest. Geoff doesn't want to use the computer and he also doesn't need to constantly empty the pens.

If you see this, to get the eggs from the Ender dragon, you have to build a platform of obsidian. Extend at least 8 blocks all around, added to the bed rock that makes the portal back. The eggs are just falling off the map.

"Oh, you gave him windows he can't look out of!" I snorted

Michael needs to build a Christmas tree with all the lights and tinsel or use the big tree as one and decorate that

I can't believe how lucky Jeremy (and his cat) was for Gavin to have that stupid magnet thing on at all times.

I love how Geoff gets significantly more southern when he explains his simple farming

@geoff , hey, your chickens. Once you get all your chickens nice and orderly you can look into ramping up their production and overall stats. If you look at a chicken it will give you its stats on growth, gain, and strength, which make the chickens grow faster, produce more faster, and become stronger. You can do this through basically inbreeding your chickens, if you breed a chicken with all 1 stats with a chicken with all 1 stats as well, it will increase to all 2 stats (I believe), and so on and so forth. If you breed chickens with wildly different stats then i believe the stats will be somewhere between the two, and it works with breeding two different types of chicken; if you breed a all 1 stats glass chicken with all 10 stats lava chicken, there's a chance you can get an all 10 stats sand chicken. Instead of waiting a whole lets play for an egg to hatch, you can get it to level 10(max level) in growth and just wait minutes, and instead of waiting a whole lets play for a stack of glass from your glass chicken, you can get it to level 10 in gain/strength and wait a few minutes. Just a suggestion of course, i love everything you in particular have been doing, but from what I found it's something to do and it will make your chicken farm 10 times more impressive. Mess around with it, I'm sure you can handle it.

45:35 Gavin calling Michael a Jersey bastard is the funniest thing I can remember from the last 200 episodes

And Gavin Free makes the game winning catch, repairing the battle buddies bond of friendship!

I love how quickly Jeremy became immensely attached to his cat

Michael should try making a decocraft bench, Gavin should make a rainbow generator

29:58 When the epic boss fight and rock music spontaneously stops just long enough for Geoff to say "Wow, XP chicken looks fuckin cool." and then it cuts back to the fight. Had me in stitches.

The war between science and magic has started! 22:30 Mad King Ryan made his first move! 22:55 Blood King Jeremy retaliated!

55:22 The best moment of the episode right there XD

I can't wait for an animated adventure of simple farmer Geoff explaining his item storage, that was hilarious

45:39 , the best piece of cinematography that has ever been created.

Gavin is low-key the best. 1: supplied all-important dirt 2: created Solar power, one of the best power sources 3: discovered the "ding" 4: saved Jeremy's cat with magnetism

Holy fuck, Geoff. Watching you put chicken eggs down has now become nerve-wracking. Thanks a lot.

Am I the only one who noticed before Ryan realized that he needed ammo he was pointing that gun at Gavin alot.

Simple Geoff is the best Geoff

Make a hobbit home inside the tree

Geoff - "Wow, xp chicken is cool" Gavin - "You've got an xp chicken" Jeremy doing unrelated things - "yup"

hey on christmas can we get a two hour episode please

2:30 Geoff is having a fantastic start.

I love the editing. Props to the other room XD

Jeremy is almost a full warlock now. He even has a feline familiar!

So, the fur balls can give you items. That's why the cats cough them up.

R.I.P. Booker 2017 - 2017 Cause of death: Michael and Ryan's fuckery EDIT: 4 minutes later, Gavin is a lifesaver!!! :D

@Ryan: To get the crafters to auto-craft, point them at nothing. They only need to be pointed at something if they need to use it (eg: furnace). You also need to make a pattern Grid to make the crafting patterns (they are classed as different to process patterns).

Jeremy's reaction to Ryan throwing his cat over the edge is basically my reaction to someone killing one of my wolves in Minecraft. Lmao.

Gavin, the unsung hero of cats.

I love the transition from a 3v1 epic fight with music to simple farmer geoff

*19:33** Gavin: "You hurt your little peep?" HOLY SHIT THEY KILLED LIL PEEP*

They have made that damn storage wars joke like 10 times throughout this series

Geoff explaining chicken stuff gives me asmr for some reason

Geoff reminds me of a dad who’s son has made a hundred shitty macaroni paintings, and has to pretend to love every one of them as he hangs them on the fridge

Love how the editor is having more fun with the video now with the lil edits. It's just the right amount to be funny and not annoying.

They should make a mini series called "Simple Farmer" where, once a week, Geoff introduces one set of his chickens, talks about their names, and maybe a make a convoluted story about them. Like Gunpowder Chicken could be a war vet or Diamond Chicken was a jewel thief. Shit like that.

38:16 BOOKER HAS GOOGS!!!

I feel like we all get too much enjoyment out of simple Geoff fucking up his egg placement... but it’s just so good

I enjoy lil-j's sad kid voice

Thank you to the editor of this series, every time someone sneezes or finds something totally uninteresting and makes a big deal out of it, the editing makes it all the better.

38:16 I think the cat has been sipping some of that blood from the altar...

@Jack, the dragon eggs are falling into the void. The egg will land one block out from the bedrock ring, I believe its on the west side each time. Build an obsidian platform one block below the bedrock and at least 3 blocks out so it doesn't fall off when breaking with a piston.

Are they going to crack open that massive cobblestone room sometime soon??

Jeremy you should make a beacon of regeneration so you can bleed faster

Gavin's "I am not a nook" in a Richard Nixon voice...very under-appreciated joke

Been waiting for this since I realized it was Friday last night...... Also I'm loving this and it's only been 30 seconds

Michael, items from Botania will repair themselves automatically using mana from your inventory. Charge up your mana tablet and your bow and armor will be as good as new.

When will Geoff realize that holding shift while placing an egg throws it?

Ryan throwing the cat off the world is one of the funniest sky factory moments. Jeremy's reaction as he watches it fall gets me every time

39:43 Jeremy “i do not think this is being upgraded, it should be a tier 4 at least” On screen “current tier: IV” Great job eagle eyes

Ryan yoinks Booker and runs away. Lil J: "Bring him back, Ryan!" Ryan: "What?" Lil J: "Put him down!" Satan: "Okay!" >:D

How come nobody has made a Bioshock joke? Booker MeWitt. Great cat name.

Ok those cuts during the Gaia fights to Geoff being absolutely clueless farming is the best thing ever

Video game problems that would never happen in real life: instead of gently setting an egg down in a nest, you throw it violently against the ground.

The Thumbnail is Ryan throwing a cat off the side of the world. I already know this will be a good video.

I’m not a scientist but i don’t think the materials to make a massive redwood tree , portal to another realm , blood magic altar , railgun, magic armor capable of killing about anything , and booker , comes from ONE tiny tree in the sky

55:23 I *Love* How you can Hear Him Type the command Keys

Who ever edits the videos deserves a raise because my god I'm dying from laughter

They should make the big tree into a christmas tree with Michael's lights for the Christmas episode

I've just started working and have had no time for interwebs, today is my first day in weeks to binge all the sky factories. With a life this time!

55:22 is probably my favorite part of the Let's Play

Every time they cut to Geoff and he has an egg in his hand, I prepare myself.

36:00 - Nooooo :D / Michael Channeling Charlie the Unicorn

I love whatching all of you play sky factory. I can never get enough. I wish you came out with more of them in a shorter period of time. Never stop making these please.

Two things 1. Right click the fur balls 2. Geoff, stop shift-clicking when putting an egg in a nest, it causes you to throw it

Did anyone tell Geoff yet that the silver chicken is never happening with that vanilla chicken in there? He needs a bone white chicken. He's been trying for that chicken for sooooooo long!

If you really think about it Simple Farmer's Chicken Farm is kinda sick... He has an every-growing & ever-mutating army of naturally immortal Birds that are formed by & can create an infinite amount of, almost every material on the Planet And he makes the (keep in mind, all female bc they lay eggs) immortal Chickens lay remotely developing, auto-fertilizing Eggs that hold Chickens that are forced to grow up for all eternity in the same captivity as their mutant mothers and they are forced to sit in one place and somehow autogenderedly mate with their own kin in order to lay more eggs and create more materials until the heat death of the universe And Simple Farmer Geoff just sits back... Names them all... Segregates them all... And is proud of his sick, suicidal mutant Chickens for going through such a process... Poor Chickens A worse fate than Edgar...

I love that the crazy Lord of Blood Magic has a cat that he absolutely loves and will defend to the death

I love it when people use stuff from Geoff’s farm, they are validating his simple farmer purpose

1:04 "Billy Eyes"

Geoff, you should stop crouching when you place the eggs in the hatching bay thing, that's why you throw the eggs instead of placing them. Your misery is hilarious though.

Thank you guys for this! Always makes a day better being able to watch a new skyfactory!

Simple farmer with his chickens, I just love we have someone summoning a god, the other is into blood magic, jack is doing that stuff that ink what it’s called, ryan is using nuclear power, and Gavin just wants solar 8

Today on Skyfactory: Jeremy Makes a Chernobyl.

Michael should make a giant Christmas tree for his next project and then have everyone decorate and give presents on an xmas special episode

Please never stop making Sky Factory. PLEASE

I love how effective yet boring Jacks work is. Geoffs work should be on the same level but is made so interesting because of the simple Geoff character

Jeremy you have to change the blocks for each tier of the alter to a different type of block to increase speed, capacity, and other such things. edit: oh shit he actually figured it out

I can't wait to see how short Geoff's fuse is this week... EDIT: It was *that* short.

38:15 Booker's got the googs lmaooo

38:14 That googly face reveal might be the best part this episode. Lmao