My Mom Elmo: Elmo... just... he just wanted....to play... the... drums... because... Elmo.... he.... just.... lov... loves... the... drums.... so... *Tears fall down Elmo’s face as he takes his final breath* Elmo: I... Im gonna miss you... mother. Please... forgive....me...I... was.... so.... unap...unappreciative... to everything.... you did... so much... for me. I... love... you... so.... so much... *Sob sob* goodb.... Director: CUT! Elmo! Get up! What the hell?! Elmo? Why... ugh! You aren’t supposed to be playing the role of a... Elmo? Elmo... did you really... are you... are you really dead? ELMO?! *sob* What.... why... *sob sob sob*
2:00 Elmo’s hand gets shredded into the blender 2:06 Blender Breaks Elmo screams like a little girl because his precious finger got caught 2:08 Blender ges killed FATALITY
Love how the blender spun itself instead of spinning Elmo.At the end-you shook out the guts of Elmo!You need a BIGGER blender-the “personal”one used held up for some time.
"We are going to start with the fleshy little fingers,then the fat little hand,and the plump little arm!" remember what movie this came from?Elmos hand couldn't easily reach the blender blades-than finally-you made a discharge port on the blender-than made the blender spin instead of Elmo!!!!More blenders!!!!
Since Elmo took alot this past year, here is an Ode to all Elmos who passed during their meeting with Jaxen : 2 Hokey Pokey elmos who are now free from their goddamn performance A chicken dance Elmo who tried to do his best to entertain you A Limbo Elmo that will get another chance in the afterlife A YMCA Elmo that didn't get to sing much before meeting his demise A Shout Elmo that already stopped singing because he had enough A TMX Elmo that won't laugh from ticklish shenanigans ever again An Elmo Live who just wanted a friend... A Pizza singing elmo that will stop selling plastic tasting food A Let's Pretend Elmo who won't have to anymore... A Let's Rock Elmo, who won't have to either... A baby Elmo who needed a supportive family, that he will only find in heaven An ABC Elmo who knew his alphabet before passing... A Rock N' roll Elmo who will meet his idols up there A Let's Dance Elmo, who wanted to do his last performance for you An Elmo who took the time to learn and spell your name, because he only cared for you And a Let's Imagine Elmo, who just imagined life could be perfect for him, and that he would forever be cherished... All these Elmos will forever be missed, and we hope that they find a new family that will take care of their afterlife sometimes soon... May he find peace.