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RIGHT? and like, he's not wrong. they are as crummy as he's saying. the flavor blasted ones honestly taste as good as my kid self believed the cheddar to taste? and they're still just ok. i never eat any goldfish anymore
ProZD: "These are just awful I don't understand why anybody would eat a snack this bland" Me, having just inhaled an entire bag of pizza flavored goldfish: "Huh?"
same. blasted a pack of extreme pizza, like 3 bags of pretzel, an extreme cheddar, and am currently munching through one of those costco sized bags (3 big ass bags in a box). *edit, this has been over the past 2 months* Would i pick gold fish over a chip? no, god no.. Would i munch the hell out of em while watching a show or playing a game? yes. while also chugging more water than a human can handle because of the salt :)
@@thatonepenguinyoumightsee7191 The original might go good in things like clam chowder or chicken soup. Maybe even the regular cheddar ones. Then you got some other noodle heavy soups that'd likely work. I mean, basically any soup you might dip any sort of cracker in I imagine you could fine some use for the goldfish.
No, he just had to eat FIFTEEN DIFFERENT KINDS, I'd be a little pissy too. That's like a full on meals worth of calories entirely comprised of something he does not like, and likely now hates.
Baby food is quite prohibitive to buy though. There are harsh regulations on what it can be composed of, and it's actually highly nutritional. I tried to buy milk formula out of curiosity a while back and one of those 500 gram tins was the same price as 10 of the 1 liter Milk Cartons (that's over 2 Months' worth of carton milk for me)... Now, I have no idea how much you could make out of it, but I'm pretty sure you couldn't make a literal bucket (EU buckets tend to be around 10 liters capacity) of milk formula, so I gave up on the idea.
“Babies would probably really like these, maybe they’re the intended audience, I don’t know” Goldfish are in fact a children’s snack, that’s why they’re shaped like fun little fish
Blizardstar1200 that was literally what I was gonna say! Lol Theyre meant to be a bit healthier snack for kiddos too, the flavors arent super intense so that they arent addictive
@@funnylittlecreature I was addicted to them too. XD Sometimes I'd crush up a bunch of crackers like goldfish at a time and eat it as a powdery snack, LOL. ^^; But anyways, that astrology thing is kind of cute. :D I wonder if we ever got, or WILL get, food made from all other 11 signs. ^^; I'm a Cancer so I'd like to see some crabby stuff.
To use up the carton of whole grain crackers, turning them into crumbs and putting them on top of a baked mac and cheese. Also, if you're looking for a use for the pretzels, may I suggest chocolate bark? You can crush them a little and use them as a crunchy element, along with an extra sprinkle of course salt.
@@early_riser4776 well idk about goldfish specifically. I was just talking about in general. Like he didn't do the Sakura Blossom Oreos from Japan in his Oreo one. Actually, Japan in general does a lot of special flavors that would seem unique to folks in the U.S. Green Tea/matcha is a really normal flavor of candy/snack to get there. And that's just one country. I don't even know about if any other countries have international flavors of things but they very well could.
They’re literally like actual goldfish You would buy some cool looking tropical fish (idk im no fish expert) over a regular goldfish, but it’s nice having one anyways. They aren’t notorious or remarkable in anyway, but you’ll be flushing it down the toilet in few weeks (or just munching down a whole bag in the snack’s case), so you might as well.
the fact that i sat through you talking shit about goldfish for 15 minutes when i love goldfish more than life is a testament to how much i enjoy you and your content
Like a pro atlete, he's pushing himself to human extremes just for our entertainment. Can't last though. He's gonna retire at 35. When he's still on top. When he can still scarf down a bucket of 21 different flavors of Cheese-It's without embarrassing himself. Here he's straight _dominating_ those goldfish and I love it
"These are like if you played a game of telephone with 1000 people and you said the word Cheez-It and you went through 1000 people and by the end it just said..." *j-j-jizz*
I'm very glad that Goldfish fully committed to being "Cheez-itz's bland cousin", because although I adore Cheez-Itz, they always end up destroying my weak stomach and esophagus with acid reflux. Never had that problem with Goldfish, though.
“These make a saltine cracker taste like a dorito laced with cocaine” “Imagine instead cheddar goldfish were made of crumbly sand that’s what these are like” - ProZD 2020
There are to techniques when pouring, you open the bag a little and can pour normally or open the bag completely and funnel it with your hand and shake it into your mouth.
I was not expecting his opinion of goldfish to be this low. Literally give me any flavor of goldfish and I will eat the whole bag without a second thought and thoroughly enjoy it.
I'm so hungry ill eat anything and thoroughly enjoy it, when he insulted the xtra cheddar goldfish, I though about how many people I'd kill for some xtra cheddar goldfish, the answer is 7
Goldfish are fine if you work in an elementary school setting, it's 10:15 AM and you're starving. Otherwise, there's no reason to not pick Cheezits instead.
I am suspecting his taste buds are broken now due to all the excessively sweet and spicy foods eaten in the other videos. When you get used to too much flavor, normal tasting foods don’t taste as strong as they are.
Goldfish are fantastic if you love salty stuff and the cracker type of snack. I can see why some people don't like them all that much, but I didn't realize these many people were so anti-goldfish.
You're not degenerate, you just like less salted than usual snack foods. Also, you enjoy the feeling of eating lots of smaller versions of regular products since you're numerically getting more per portion.
Jefferson EXACTLY. i am a big fan of goldfish and here is my message. all goldfish flavors are good EXCEPT tortilla ranch, and all grahams suck except smores and vanilla cookie. baked ones are still good but i would avoid them as well because they are just worse versions of the flavor they are trying to act like,and i have no idea about veggie ones. there is also some ones better than the others. the pizza blast is AMAZING, and there is an onion flavor too that i remember liking.I also do not know bout blasted cheddar jack but i bet ya it is good. Well that is all the goldfish wisdom i have for anyone reading this and if you don't trust me then that means you do not trust a guy who ate every flavors entire bag even if i felt like throwing up just in case if it gets better overtime. edit: btw smores is only good for its marshmallows lol the actual goldfish in it sucks another edit: i just tried the cheddar jack'd today and.... OMG THEY ARE SO GOOD like it is just good lol. it is kind of a tangy cheese flavor that is probably the most strong flavored goldfish i have had yet. this goldfish is as good as pizza blast which means a 10/10 would eat again :D
A true story from high school: Sitting in class waiting for the bell to ring, suddenly a guy I hadn't talked to since elementary school turns to me and says, "You'll know this!" in the tone of a man about to win an argument, "What's the name of the cheddar goldfish?" Me, immediately, "Finn." "Yes! What's the name of the parmesan one?" Thinking for a moment, "Brooke." "Yes! And the pretzel one?" Long pause. "...Gilbert?" "Yes!!"
I really liked goldfish as a kid, but I was allergic to the dye they used on the orange ones! The princess and other colored ones were the option that I could have :)
To be perfectly honest, I don't think I've ever seen an 'Original' goldfish package on a store shelf before. It's always the cheese flavors. I guess there's a reason for that...
Raylin Mae Exactly. Not to mention not everyone’s looking for something packed with flavor; sometimes you want something more on the blander side of things.
They're also not the same issue. A lot of people think GMO food is automatically unhealthy (it's not. Not automatically, at least. On the other hand, big corporations, so *shrug*) Then there's the whole "we don't trust the big companies not to stuff it up and then cross contaminate other stuff in pollination season, or take another shot at forcing terminator crops on farmers, just a bit more subtlely this time" issue. And, while some are coming at that from an environmentalist angle, others are looking at it as a health risk instead. It's noteworthy that, in New Zealand (generally big on both the environment and agriculture), Most people are happy enough with a rather heavy body of regulations regarding the handling of any given GMO before it's been proven non-problematic, and even then Most of the issue is the negative effect of potential cross contamination on branding. (And to a lesser extent allergy issues and the like: if the natural plant doesn't contain a substance certain people have issues with but the "better" GMO plant does, cross contamination actually is a major issue). So... Basically, you're entirely right, but there's a bit more to it than that.
Does anyone else enjoy Goldfish and Cheez-Its equally? I just... I like them both and don't really have a preference. It's seriously surprising to me that so many people feel so passionately about them.
veevyo i dont even think of chez its and being more flavorful, i just think of them having a different flavor. like both are “cheddar” but in a different way
Well also gold fish are soup crackers, y’know they swim in your soup, then there’s cheez its and all those are like snack crackers. I’ve learned so much from these comments, did you know that there’s an original Doritos? Original is an absolute Hell scape.
I used to live Cheez-its... Until I ate some bad ones, now I can’t get past how Waxy/Oily they feel & taste. Goldfish to me seem to be the only proper cracker without a quad coating of oil.
@@nicholaswalker2278 Tbh I don't really have corn chips too often and when I do, I'll have them loaded, and I'll only have that with original. Though I did try the Mountain Dew flavour...
I respect ProZD's resolve to not waste food. He knew going in that he probably wouldn't like most of them, and he didn't. But I appreciate that he's trying to think of how to use them in a soup or something. Good on you man.
Me before watching this: Oh boy he's finally reviewing Goldfish, my favorite snack cracker! Me after watching this: My taste in snack crackers is a lie
The Smores ones are really good! They are basically a mix of honey graham cracker chocolate graham cracker and Lucky Charms esque marshmallows all shaped like fish
I'm actually kinda happy they're not too "flavorful", personally it's just enough for me, i guess they could fit more salt on them but i didn't think they needed it
i kinda feel that, i’m pretty particular abt flavor but when i’m looking to snack i’m not looking for much intensity on anything. the only meal i can eat genuinely flavored stuff with is dinner tbh 😂 even dessert is too sweet for me 90% of the time
I keep coming back to rewatch this video because it's so beautiful watching him being broken down by all the bland goldfish only to be resurrected by the xtreme taste
