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There's no one Trump won't attempt to disparage on Twitter: Robert Mueller... Andrew McCabe... Cher...
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@calt495
@calt495 6 лет назад
The person under investigation firing the people investigating him sounds like a major flaw in our political system.
@gojosgirl6487
@gojosgirl6487 6 лет назад
Cal T political, legal, ethical, etc.
@AWARHERO
@AWARHERO 6 лет назад
Nixon...
@MiguelRamirez-di1vj
@MiguelRamirez-di1vj 6 лет назад
Not recommended by THE fbi, but the Department of Justice's Office of the Inspector General, and the FBI's Office of Professional Responsibility. Trump order to be fired and sessions fired him, If he had done anything wrong enough to be fire, he would've been already. Like comey was. It's obvious there was a sacking planned but to what motive remains to be seen.
@thewhitewolf58
@thewhitewolf58 6 лет назад
Miguel Ramirez Vega i mean it was fast done petty bullshit i mean he only had 2 days left but trump needed something to tweet about i guess
@nickjones9291
@nickjones9291 6 лет назад
And will never be seen. Evidence or not...people will believe what they want to. Might as well go back to bed. next story
@Jay-ql4gp
@Jay-ql4gp 6 лет назад
Sing along with me: "If you're guilty and you know it tweet in rage. If you're guilty and you know it tweet in rage. If you're guilty and you know it, tweets of rage will surely show it! If you're guilty and you know it tweet in rage."
@d.e.b.b5788
@d.e.b.b5788 6 лет назад
Very nicely done!
@nobodyspecial9738
@nobodyspecial9738 6 лет назад
STUPID LIMERICK.
@he8082
@he8082 4 года назад
Twitter is Nazi-like censorship.
@evermoremystic17
@evermoremystic17 4 года назад
Clap! Clap!
@winterlucy
@winterlucy 6 лет назад
Mr. Colbert, we salute you. Sincerely, the rest of the world watching the US circus
@sillygoose635
@sillygoose635 5 лет назад
You're a idiot. @Crown royal
@he8082
@he8082 4 года назад
Love these Americans speaking as if on behalf of the world. S Korea loves Trump. Japan loves Trump - hell they already have an Islam ban. Philippines love Trump esp their leader. Bet those HK protesters love Trump. China is megalomaniacally corrupt - who cares if they like or hate us. Hungary, Italy, Czech love Trump. Well let's see France, Germany and England was called out by Trump for having rampant terrorism which they do because ....drum roll... they are 90% liberal idiots! Of course you will have terrorism. Australia will follow suit if they don't watch it. South America - THIRD WORLD everywhere - Brazil likes Trump. Probably Argentina too. Third world countries hate Trump but I hate third world countries We all should! They do nothing but bring more children into their shitty economy and then try to come to us. Does Africa love Trump? Do we care? Bet you do.
@theinfiniteride
@theinfiniteride 6 лет назад
How does Stephen always get the alter egos so accurate? Shaved Peter Pettigrew had me laughing my ass off!
@ribi3
@ribi3 4 года назад
Its so accurate though😂😂😂
@RPGX400
@RPGX400 6 лет назад
Thanks for posting the video earlier. It's nice to watch it before the usual 3AM posting time, especially for those of us who don't have cable. Sincere thanks to "The Late Show" Team.
@Dragonk116
@Dragonk116 6 лет назад
RPGX400 3AM is also known as the devils hour
@RPGX400
@RPGX400 6 лет назад
Dragonk116 I usually either end up staying up that late or watching it in the morning during breakfast. It isn't too bad, that and Last week tonight. 🙂
@snoofyair4744
@snoofyair4744 6 лет назад
But CBS isn’t cable lol it’s usually on basic Antenna Channel 2 here in Chicago
@flaviantropy
@flaviantropy 6 лет назад
$60,000 in pension? Thats like two dining sets that Ben Carson can buy for his office.
@Branfrazier
@Branfrazier 6 лет назад
This is the funniest comment on here lmfao
@damagecontrol6209
@damagecontrol6209 6 лет назад
Boooo
@richardvinsen2385
@richardvinsen2385 6 лет назад
Flav Or 1/3 of a door for Ryan Zienke’s office at the Interior Department.
@normlee6566
@normlee6566 6 лет назад
I think you meant two chairs...for a dining set, Carson would likely need to tack on another zero.
@Flash9230
@Flash9230 6 лет назад
I'm sitting on a $400 chair as I type this and it's way more impressive than what Carson sits on
@alfredoperozo5789
@alfredoperozo5789 6 лет назад
Benny Goodman's "Sing, Sing, Sing" at 5:57 - that's why I love Jon.
@josephmorales652
@josephmorales652 6 лет назад
Alfredo Perozo I know right. He is always on point
@josephmorales652
@josephmorales652 6 лет назад
Crown royal and if he is?
@potaterjim
@potaterjim 6 лет назад
"How dare the Council investigating my corruption not have any of my cronies on it!"
@DiegoMartinPintos
@DiegoMartinPintos 6 лет назад
Purple Comic Sans describes perfectly to The Trump Administration
@feebeedoc78
@feebeedoc78 6 лет назад
Diego Martin Pintos Orange Comic Sans.
@Jenizz
@Jenizz 6 лет назад
I'm crying at the accuracy. XD
@hamishgaffaney5323
@hamishgaffaney5323 6 лет назад
As far as I can tell the only person he can't fire is Pence, as for firing muller I think that's more of norm, legally it's kinda of grey area, he should get impeached if does, but I suspect we might just get to find out what happens if he does
@anonymouse9355
@anonymouse9355 6 лет назад
Diego Martin Pintos more like wingdings... can't understand it and it just seems like crazy gibberish.
@jackiesingleton2351
@jackiesingleton2351 6 лет назад
Diego Martin Pintos,,,,. The former editor of Vanityfair told a story, they printed an article back in the 1980s where someone called trump a "short fingered vulgarian" and STILL to this day the editor periodically get pictures OF trump sent to him BY trump with his hands circled, and written on it "not so small huh?". But the funny part is that trump's hands were circled and the writing was all in Gold Sharpie. THAT is the perfect metaphor for donnie johny trump; A Gold Sharpie, something that gives the passing impression of wealth but is really just a CHEAP TOOL! I still laugh thinking about that story. trump is STILL trying to prove to someone who never cared, whom he never met that his hands aren't small. Gold Sharpie; gives the passing impression of wealth but is really just a CHEAP TOOL. P
@MulrySquare
@MulrySquare 6 лет назад
"...and extra from Apollo Thirteen" made me spit my wine all over the floor, lol.
@ilangilang7185
@ilangilang7185 6 лет назад
This show sometimes rips off from the Daily show's jokes.
@billgrandone3552
@billgrandone3552 6 лет назад
MAGA- Mueller Ain't Going Away!
@nonwilson5587
@nonwilson5587 5 лет назад
Bill Grandone awesome... hahahaha
@timothydavis9181
@timothydavis9181 4 года назад
ROFLOL😁 MAGA,... I think the best way to "MAGA" would be to strip Congress of %97 of the both criminal & TREASONOUS Trump/Putin loyalist Republicans
@bella50008
@bella50008 4 года назад
MAGA - Mueller Already Gone Away!
@bella50008
@bella50008 4 года назад
@@nonwilson5587 hahahaha ...really awesome...NOT. LOL!
@he8082
@he8082 4 года назад
And yet he did. Liberals are always wrong
@Rhiggins5173
@Rhiggins5173 6 лет назад
I fell like its worth pointing out that Mueller himself is a republican. So when Trump tweets "zero republicans", he's just wrong.
@phyllisarringtion5354
@phyllisarringtion5354 6 лет назад
Russell Higgins : yep, I caufht that, too.
@Earthad23
@Earthad23 6 лет назад
McCabe was too, so was comey, trump just plays to the dimmest bulbs in the room
@timothyholdaway9751
@timothyholdaway9751 6 лет назад
Russell Higgins im but you spelled "a liar" incorrectly you spelled it "w r o n g."
@PappyGunn
@PappyGunn 6 лет назад
Is that why all member of his investigation team are Democrats?
@sk.insuit
@sk.insuit 6 лет назад
Pappy Gunn they aren't. its false
@passedjudgements4729
@passedjudgements4729 6 лет назад
For a guy fighting an investigation into his Russian ties and still claiming he's innocent, he sure doesn't act innocent. It's almost like he's...oh I don't know.... guilty?
@WatchmyPlaylist.
@WatchmyPlaylist. 6 лет назад
Passed Judgements hes innocent. Stop watching cnn, russia is fine.
@soundslikeskrillex9799
@soundslikeskrillex9799 6 лет назад
Mr. Peter Pettigrew He’s definitely “fine”, especially with his frantic guilty behavior and all those people indicted. Sure.
@hybridcheef110
@hybridcheef110 6 лет назад
yea because thats good thinking right? you sound stupid. i would be pissed to if i were trump. every night media slams bullshit about him to the masses of sheep. they make shit up about him and even when he does good they some how flip it to be bad. its fucking disgusting how obvious it is.
@passedjudgements4729
@passedjudgements4729 6 лет назад
HybridCheef to be fair you're not wrong. The man is trying. There was the shooting in Florida and the way he got slammed for his notes was below the belt. My thing is if the man's innocent then why not work with mueller and get it over with. Have that black cloud behind you and not have it dog you like it is now
@garybrierley897
@garybrierley897 6 лет назад
Mueller has been investigating Trump for over a year now. The only thing to come out is democratic national commitie meddling in their own primary and the FBI hatred for the the president.
@Sightation
@Sightation 6 лет назад
Colbert at his BEST!!!
@Skunkcaps
@Skunkcaps 6 лет назад
Trumps relationship to truth has about as much fidelity as his marriage to Melanie.
@margotgorske6986
@margotgorske6986 6 лет назад
Melania is all the way to the bank after Mara Lago; no sympathy for Slutus
@romandarius6041
@romandarius6041 6 лет назад
Skunkcaps---you delusion of listening to this show isn't real
@CTKGr
@CTKGr 6 лет назад
He's allergic to truth.
@he8082
@he8082 4 года назад
Yet everything he says is FACT. Hmm. Liberal lies know no bounds.
@infinityhurd3326
@infinityhurd3326 6 лет назад
Why? Is he still in office. GET OUT!!!👹
@caramelitoalegre
@caramelitoalegre 6 лет назад
Is it just me, or do the jokes get more savage each day? Great show, Stephen!
@carmencotto1223
@carmencotto1223 6 лет назад
caramelitoalegre that's because Stephen IS savage!!! Stephen for president 2020!!!!
@lsdesign
@lsdesign 6 лет назад
Colbert on fire!
@pranays
@pranays 6 лет назад
Congress should give him his pension. That's the act of a guilty man.
@ZoanBlade90
@ZoanBlade90 6 лет назад
Pranay "We don't care if it's the first act of Henry the Fifth, we're leaving!"
@tonyvaughn932
@tonyvaughn932 6 лет назад
Pranay no one in Congress or us Senate or the house should get a pensions.
@bobschmengle6259
@bobschmengle6259 6 лет назад
Pranay Silly talk
@nishal8020
@nishal8020 6 лет назад
That last line 😎😎👍👍👏👏👏👏
@krisisvp
@krisisvp 6 лет назад
Dammit, Colbert, I'm supposed to be sleeping.
@colechillen7700
@colechillen7700 6 лет назад
Stephen has the best Trump voice.
@9Preciosa
@9Preciosa 6 лет назад
Cole Chillen dot dot.. dot dot dot
@colechillen7700
@colechillen7700 6 лет назад
Mari Gonzalez, that's the best part. Lol.
@foxsmith770
@foxsmith770 6 лет назад
Impressions: Colbert - Arrogant Whiny Trump Seth Meyers - Clueless Idiot Trump Trevor Noah - Sassy Angry Trump
@nobodyspecial9738
@nobodyspecial9738 6 лет назад
Cole Chillen Thats because Colbert masturbates when he hears Trumps voice.
@jsteel8288
@jsteel8288 6 лет назад
Nobody Special you're right, you are definitely nobody special.
@cynthiahutchins1584
@cynthiahutchins1584 6 лет назад
Can we call him “fake president”
@mlpfanboy1701
@mlpfanboy1701 6 лет назад
Cynthia Hutchins I've been doing that since the whole "fake news" thing started
@adrienalice1568
@adrienalice1568 6 лет назад
Cynthia Hutchins hashtag it
@KittenUndercover
@KittenUndercover 6 лет назад
Cynthia Hutchins hopefully we won’t have to call him president for much longer at all
@romandarius6041
@romandarius6041 6 лет назад
Cynthia----I love President Trump
@KittenUndercover
@KittenUndercover 6 лет назад
Jack Gaddis ummmm no..lol
@atfundsurnama4100
@atfundsurnama4100 6 лет назад
I swear to god, the Trump team sounds more and more like Batman villains everyday. Someone should really write a comic book about them
@amandabillings9495
@amandabillings9495 6 лет назад
Atfund Surnama we are living in the comic book at the present time.
@tombranch2261
@tombranch2261 6 лет назад
Not really, batmans villains would be a heck of a lot smarter......
@innocencesoul
@innocencesoul 6 лет назад
how disgraceful of trump..he hit a new low by not allowing someone a pension who worked hard for his country.
@celesterob7068
@celesterob7068 6 лет назад
Mell Pink Biggest disgrace are trump voters and politicians that continue to enable him to toy with our US Consitution and all rule of law......trump & elected officials in Washington took an oath to protect and defend that US Constitution from all enemies foreign and domestic.........It seems both foreign & domestic enemies are in play under the Era....no ...this Error of the trump Dye-nasty........trump is a brianless imbecile who is a the puppet head being manipulated by traitors...Crooked lawyers are also traitors for covering for this abomination...trump is not without guilt.....trump's love of his $$$$$$ and perverted sexual lust of violating women...on top of being a serial liar and possibly guilty of treason are reasons he is unfit to be president of the Greatest Country in the World........What's taking so long for the majority the GOP to clean the White House of these Sewer Swamp Rats called the trump Administration ?...........
@freesandy
@freesandy 6 лет назад
Trump didnt fire him.
@Sergei__v
@Sergei__v 6 лет назад
They feed lies to you. The man was fired by the FBI themselves
@freesandy
@freesandy 6 лет назад
Celeste Rob open your eyes. He is protecting us from domestic enemies.
@freesandy
@freesandy 6 лет назад
Celeste Rob the sewer swamp rats is the intelligence community. The same thing JFK spoke about before they killed him. Jeezus people. Open your eyes. You dont even realize whats being done to you with the brainwash and propoganda. Look up MK ultra, look up porject mockingbird, look up project paperclip for a start.
@IvanKrappenchitz
@IvanKrappenchitz 6 лет назад
Finally... Stephen needs to stop leaving us during our times of need.
@bearheart2009
@bearheart2009 6 лет назад
Ikr, its like when youre a kid on holiday in a chaotic foreign market place and you keep turning round to find your parent has disappeared. Everything smells and sounds strange and youve got donkey sh*t on your crocs and dont know the way back to the hotel. Daddy!
@elloello4484
@elloello4484 6 лет назад
Irving Lopez agreed
@elloello4484
@elloello4484 6 лет назад
Patriots unite #GoHaveSexWithYourSister lol #FunnyTrolls2018
@IvanKrappenchitz
@IvanKrappenchitz 6 лет назад
Crown royal ok
@lagunamoonstudios2316
@lagunamoonstudios2316 6 лет назад
Stephen is the King of Late Night right now. He's killin' it.
@alexgoodman6924
@alexgoodman6924 6 лет назад
Can we stop insulting trump and start insulting the people who elected him? I still can’t wrap my head around that part.
@tyrannicalbigtech5842
@tyrannicalbigtech5842 6 лет назад
Alex Goodman yes attack the voters. Good idea. Just like that election master mind Hillary Clinton
@LemonWedge123
@LemonWedge123 6 лет назад
The majority of us didn't elect him. Thank our fucked-up pseudo-democracy for that. A bunch of people we didn't choose to represent us were paid off to put him in the lead.
@sillygoose635
@sillygoose635 4 года назад
@@tyrannicalbigtech5842 shut up
@tjw_
@tjw_ 6 лет назад
Man I love Colbert's hype-man/piano player band leader guy. "I remember that!"
@gabrielkwiecinskiantunes8950
@gabrielkwiecinskiantunes8950 6 лет назад
Tyler Weston yeah totes he's Jon Baptiste.
@timothyamaraobrien
@timothyamaraobrien 6 лет назад
You can call them whatever you want, but Mueller is going to call them evidence.
@84blizzle
@84blizzle 6 лет назад
Timothy O'Brien I was literally about to quote this right when I read your comment lol
@paulwilliams9561
@paulwilliams9561 6 лет назад
Timothy O'Brien got em
@robgilbert5527
@robgilbert5527 6 лет назад
Timothy O'Brien your support for the COUP is noted.
@vaderyodafett880
@vaderyodafett880 6 лет назад
Rob Gilbert I don't think you know what a coup is. Capitalizing the word doesn't make it any more true.
@yaelacherman5486
@yaelacherman5486 6 лет назад
Timothy O'Brien @6
@PJSnodgrass
@PJSnodgrass 6 лет назад
How is it that we have come to tolerate this from our president? Impeach now.
@bunny_ninja9965
@bunny_ninja9965 6 лет назад
Smh at our country’s state 🤷🏽‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️
@HughJorgan1
@HughJorgan1 6 лет назад
Please add perspective to your smh. For example, what's your opinion on the "country's state" with respect to economy, jobs, foreign policy, trade, and national security?
@lizardog
@lizardog 6 лет назад
Thanks, Obama.
@LardGreystoke
@LardGreystoke 6 лет назад
Current president is an idiot, Fox News are traitors, their followers are morons. Sad.
@singhpriyasha14
@singhpriyasha14 6 лет назад
The only reason sanctimonious was spelt correctly is because he didn't spell it. Someone from his team who tweeted this did.
@daliarota5969
@daliarota5969 6 лет назад
I love you Stephen! You make the gloom and doom of this "presidency" bearable. Colbert + best writers in Hollywood= pure genius!
@HughJorgan1
@HughJorgan1 6 лет назад
The Political Rook, well said. I'm also hopeful Colbert will one day get new material. But I fear his massive personal bias and love of money/ratings will rule. Unfortunately, un-balanced 'news' and political-propaganda cleverly disguised as satire is our new normal.
@michaelsquires6255
@michaelsquires6255 6 лет назад
Dalia Rota best writers in NY ☺
@fclavijo
@fclavijo 6 лет назад
You are doing a great job Mr Colbert.
@BenHarrison472
@BenHarrison472 6 лет назад
The only thing Colbert is good at is sniveling. The sniveling pansy
@Hollins23
@Hollins23 6 лет назад
I've never seen anything like this! This is the worst I've known in my lifetime. I'll have to look in history books, or online, to learn more. Opinions are subjective, of course, but I'd love to hear from people in older generations to know if this sitting president is the worst the U.S. has ever had.
@Libbyerality
@Libbyerality 6 лет назад
He is. No doubt about it.
@AH-be6bu
@AH-be6bu 6 лет назад
You people have short memories. Trump is a blunderous oaf but he is (so far) not responsible for a million deaths. Bush will go down in history as worse than Trump.
@carmencotto1223
@carmencotto1223 6 лет назад
Adam Hodgkinson oh I believe you are delusional, tRump is absolutely THE worse!!!
@AH-be6bu
@AH-be6bu 6 лет назад
carmen cotto Explain to me how Trump is worse than a war criminal.
@justalostlocal
@justalostlocal 6 лет назад
Adam Hodgkinson For me they are just equally bad. Trump divides US into pure Democrats or Republicans and he also made nationalism, corruptions, xenophobia, Islamphobia and Sexism great again . Bush was just as bad, although he wasn't so exhausting like Trump. Back then many people wanted revenge of 9/11 but they are to naive to see the real aim of the war. Then the war backfired. So yeah, both of them belong to prison.
@BlaCkDranZeR21
@BlaCkDranZeR21 6 лет назад
When will this trump nightmare end?!
@sirstanley8599
@sirstanley8599 6 лет назад
in 2025
@JustMe-em7hl
@JustMe-em7hl 6 лет назад
BlaCkDranZeR21 In 2018
@bonebard6178
@bonebard6178 6 лет назад
BlaCkDranZeR21 let's just hope his end doesn't involve the much much worse pence nightmare
@JustMe-em7hl
@JustMe-em7hl 6 лет назад
Owl Eyes If Pence becomes president he would likely not be reelected.
@Mango-de8xk
@Mango-de8xk 6 лет назад
2020
@heyheytaytay
@heyheytaytay 6 лет назад
No way Trump wrote that tweet. No way he knows the word "sanctimonious".
@yuckreese
@yuckreese 6 лет назад
Taylor, how many billions have you made? Lol take a walk
@jawasstolemydroid4930
@jawasstolemydroid4930 6 лет назад
Reese, with all due respect, YOU DON'T KNOW how much Trump is worth because he won't show his tax returns. You have no idea. For all you know, he's living off of bad credit. His dad gave him everything. If you think for a second Trump is a self-made man, you need to do more reading.
@ObligedUniform
@ObligedUniform 6 лет назад
We so however know he owes a lot of money. Sobeven if he's worth a couple billion, in theory most of it could be gone in a flash if the people he owes call in the debt rather than let it acrue.
@jawasstolemydroid4930
@jawasstolemydroid4930 6 лет назад
Paul, literally anyone (including my dog) could do a LOT with that "small lone" of a million dollars. Add to that all the times his daddy had to bail him out, and Donnie looks like a positive dumbass.
@jawasstolemydroid4930
@jawasstolemydroid4930 6 лет назад
Paul, YOU DON'T KNOW how much he's worth. HE WON'T DISCLOSE, so you can't even defend him. Get over it. He won't disclose it, so NONE OF US has any reason to believe he has as much as you have in your bank account right now. YOUR PRESIDENT put you in this spot: trying to defend him with NO FACTS.
@petricedobson7836
@petricedobson7836 6 лет назад
Yes they will sing like birds!
@elainegoad2111
@elainegoad2111 6 лет назад
I'm so glad you are on you tube because sometimes I fall asleep before your show starts. I am a progressive senior and I appreciate all your humor and your ability to speak out to millions for all of us. You're appreciated!
@RandomPNW
@RandomPNW 6 лет назад
Lock HIM up!!!
@flaviantropy
@flaviantropy 6 лет назад
He will be muttering 'NO COLLUSION' repeatedly as he rocks back and forth in a mental asylum... kinda like a shitty Batman Villain.
@seriousone8030
@seriousone8030 6 лет назад
I love this visual!
@yuckreese
@yuckreese 6 лет назад
I guess everyone in the house on Capitol Hill that concluded their investigation and came up with no evidence will be joining trump in an asylum? Or maybe there’s no proof and you’re all just ratings for these MSM companies?
@OldRaver
@OldRaver 5 лет назад
6:00 - Ref who would sing: ‘not Manafort’.. ffw to Sept 18 - singing like a canary 😂😂😂😂
@merriehogle
@merriehogle 11 месяцев назад
You’re a true delight every time I watch your videos. Thank you for helping us laugh our way through these days. It’s 2023 now. I have been and will continue to watch and enjoy you. You are a blessing 🤪🤟🏼🎶🤗❤️
@jacobgoldenofficial4321
@jacobgoldenofficial4321 6 лет назад
When you go abroad and have to say you are from Canada.
@TrevorHuszti
@TrevorHuszti 6 лет назад
lopez l don't drag us into this. We want none of your mess. In fact were working on building our own wall made of frozen maple syrup and mittens with their middle finger extended, and their all pointing at washinton.
@Supahdave1000
@Supahdave1000 6 лет назад
Please don't. We have a rep to maintain.
@HarryPNeth
@HarryPNeth 6 лет назад
Trump over Trudeau x1000
@Supahdave1000
@Supahdave1000 6 лет назад
Trudeau has several flaws. But he is not attempting to dismantle universal healthcare just because he wants to destroy his predecessor's legacy out of petty, vengeful spite. So, yeah, you can keep Trump.
@HarryPNeth
@HarryPNeth 6 лет назад
David St-Michel a lot of people are happy they dont have to pay a mandate. Youll see that at the polls in 2020
@twinodoom
@twinodoom 6 лет назад
Oh no. Trump finally figured out how to spell Mueller.
@joannajamerson35
@joannajamerson35 6 лет назад
twinodoom lol
@cerebrumexcrement
@cerebrumexcrement 6 лет назад
😆
@Sacremas
@Sacremas 6 лет назад
I'd like to point out also that Mueller does have one registered Republican on his team, long term at that, and his name is Robert Mueller. The time that hatred for Trump was only common to democrats sore over Hillary losing was a long time ago, probably sometime in the 90s.
@tinoj9661
@tinoj9661 6 лет назад
lets spell that correctly. müller.
@26693106
@26693106 6 лет назад
twinodoom At least Trump knows there are only 50 states and he doesn't forget his wife's name.
@pranays
@pranays 6 лет назад
Since when do suspect's lawyers tell cops what to do?
@enderz1341
@enderz1341 6 лет назад
Sanctimonious was on his Word-of-the-Day Calendar next to his bed. He likes to have the best words; best words.
@terrashine1353
@terrashine1353 6 лет назад
I guess that man himself has forgotten that he works for most the decent people of the U.S.A , not the other way around . My best wishes friends from the other side of the 🌎😉💗
@APeskyDunce
@APeskyDunce 6 лет назад
Can we set up a direct democracy now that we all have the ability to participate without sending letters via horseback to representatives? It’s not the 1700s anymore
@alanalan-de6to
@alanalan-de6to 6 лет назад
Blake Carson, totally man, can't believe we haven't even had a real public discourse about that,
@justynmychael8716
@justynmychael8716 6 лет назад
Blake Carson will money no longer decide who has power then? #Ubuntumovement
@thewhitewolf58
@thewhitewolf58 6 лет назад
Wouldnt that mess with the grip the rich and powerful have
@BonelishOfficial
@BonelishOfficial 6 лет назад
Not even sure the Executive branch requires most (or many) of its powers to fulfill the Commander-in-chief role in an electronic citizen-supervised minimalist Presidency. Taxpayers alone, not Congress, should authorize all serious spending -- maybe even declarations of war.
@markcrogan3807
@markcrogan3807 6 лет назад
Blake Carson, if we could have had a referendum on Citizens United I would like to think that it would have failed.
@awhellyeah12
@awhellyeah12 6 лет назад
“You stay down baby or you’re gonna get some *health careee*” Why did that make me laugh so much
@angryyogbuscus1578
@angryyogbuscus1578 6 лет назад
Nothing gets me harder these days than Robert Mueller.
@shalicgraw5280
@shalicgraw5280 6 лет назад
Hey, whatever gets you through the night!
@trevorbenos9540
@trevorbenos9540 6 лет назад
Phenomenal television
@singawaydarling
@singawaydarling 6 лет назад
LOVE. This suit and tie.
@rosemarywilliams9969
@rosemarywilliams9969 6 лет назад
Pink should sing another Dear Mr. President song for this office.
@chrisf6390
@chrisf6390 6 лет назад
I love how the thumbs up/thumbs down totals are 11,000 to 500!
@jimmyphillips3649
@jimmyphillips3649 6 лет назад
Chris F Now you know what the retards like,
@LackeysLack
@LackeysLack 6 лет назад
I guarantee you both McCabe and Comey made memos/notes of their conversations. It's what law enforcement people DO, take notes on what people have said, and WRITE IT DOWN shortly afterwards, as soon as possible. Because memory is imperfect and temporary, whereas something in hardcopy or at least softcopy doesn't change (unless specifically edited), and lasts for years.
@PappyGunn
@PappyGunn 6 лет назад
Yes, and then they leak it to the press. One of the reason McCabe was fired by the attorney general.
@wu_v
@wu_v 6 лет назад
Down south people say a hit dog will holler..... what it means is, if someone is guilty of something and you call them on it, they are going to start running their mouths loudly and excessively. Why be so angry about a memo if you did nothing wrong? 🤔🤔🤔
@BobSmith-pm3wx
@BobSmith-pm3wx 6 лет назад
Why be angry about sedition which leads to an illegal investigation? Hmmmmm indeed. We should be happy the FBI is corrupt!
@bills755
@bills755 6 лет назад
The best part of this was at 4:19 when Jon said "Peabody, please."
@Mindbulletz
@Mindbulletz 6 лет назад
The band was on point in this one.
@ab-zd3ue
@ab-zd3ue 6 лет назад
.
@teresareiff9492
@teresareiff9492 6 лет назад
a b o
@afreen9288
@afreen9288 6 лет назад
What is a peabody ?
@queenjahneen100
@queenjahneen100 6 лет назад
Love you so much, Stephen. Thank you for your diligence and hard work. You are appreciated!
@evelynwashere13
@evelynwashere13 6 лет назад
Stephan's voice for Trump!!!! I still crack up over it!!!
@brianpan6453
@brianpan6453 6 лет назад
I patiently wait for the day when Stephen starts his monologue by climbing atop his desk, raising his arms like Moses and saying, "My fellow Americans, the Donald Trump reign of terror is over."
@Syogren
@Syogren 6 лет назад
PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN
@danahudson3041
@danahudson3041 6 лет назад
Never gonna happen, and if it did.. you would be begging for Trump back when Pence takes over
@sinvector8020
@sinvector8020 6 лет назад
"In time you will know what it's like to be indicted. Dread it, run from it... Mueller still arrives."
@DarthxErik
@DarthxErik 6 лет назад
Minh Trung Tran * points at you * I understood that reference.
@Gundam4
@Gundam4 6 лет назад
Minh Trung Tran fun isn't something one considers when balancing America but this.... does put a smile on my face
@Charsy8
@Charsy8 6 лет назад
Hahahaha, ohh, these are gold! Loving those references! XD
@davidfoster9073
@davidfoster9073 6 лет назад
Top Three “Stable” Genius’s: 1. Francis the Talking Mule 2. Mr. Ed the Talking Horse 3. Donald Trump the Talking Jackass
@he8082
@he8082 4 года назад
I see comedy is not in your skill set
@lpt5839
@lpt5839 6 лет назад
Omg when Jon Batitste said "Peabody please" I lost it 😂
@rockinslugz
@rockinslugz 6 лет назад
This has to end, come on guys. Also, that poor guy :( I really hope there's a way for him to fight to get his pension back
@jawasstolemydroid4930
@jawasstolemydroid4930 6 лет назад
Dunno if rules are different for govt jobs, but I'd sue for wrongful termination to get my pension if I were him.
@sovietmudkip1
@sovietmudkip1 6 лет назад
Apparently there is a loophole where a senator can hire him (there have been offers) in order for him to get his pension. He can also sue for wrongful termination as there was no cause for his firing
@spammyhell6566
@spammyhell6566 6 лет назад
+Amiri the Grey ~ What makes this even worse is that DT had planned this all along. 23 Dec (yeah, day before Christmas), he had taunted McCabe, tweeting that he had 90days to go, was trying to beat the clock, and would he make it? If that's not a tweet worthy of a mob enforcer, I don't know what is. DT is plain evil.
@DG-rr5pw
@DG-rr5pw 6 лет назад
It was the FBI themself to recommended to the DOJ that McCabe be fired. He lied under oath numerous times and colluded against the sitting president. You people are all delusional. You tune in to watch this clown cry about Trump every night. They have you by the balls. The definition of sheep.
@TieflingKumasi
@TieflingKumasi 6 лет назад
John Doe Yes, but how long have they been recommending he be fired? Two days before retirement was ridiculous.
@aeoniumred3112
@aeoniumred3112 6 лет назад
Poor McCabe I feel bad for him. Trump is so mean
@rickbrosky3544
@rickbrosky3544 6 лет назад
AeoniumRed thats funny
@Rampagingtaru
@Rampagingtaru 6 лет назад
No need to really Congressmen are reaching out to him to hire him long enough to receive his pension.
@wheatboi8255
@wheatboi8255 6 лет назад
And the right is screeching "Good, it's saves the goverment money!" Because now they're pretending to care about the budget again after excusing the millions Trump spends on golf trips and the trillions giving billionaires tax breaks is costing. Don't worry. Like all their supposed beleifs it'll get tucked away again the second it's inconvenient.
@pietrojenkins6901
@pietrojenkins6901 6 лет назад
Trump has said he loves chaos that's why he's firing left and right.
@deadfreightwest5956
@deadfreightwest5956 6 лет назад
Trump has more spite than a scalded eunuch.
@mela28xcom
@mela28xcom 6 лет назад
Stephen Colbert storytelling is getting better day by day. Thank you for another hilarious video. I enjoyed watching this clip. On to the next one.
@Jimidan1000
@Jimidan1000 6 лет назад
I am hardened just hearing about it!
@EASYTIGER10
@EASYTIGER10 6 лет назад
Could Trump sound any more guilty and/or childish??n
@briestoll
@briestoll 6 лет назад
EASYTIGER10 only if he literally threw himself on the ground and kicked his feet and screamed
@ItRemindMeOfHome
@ItRemindMeOfHome 6 лет назад
Brie Stoll, well... He WAS a wrestler
@sapphireriddles6692
@sapphireriddles6692 6 лет назад
It's Trump. Every time we think he cant, he can.
@whowasibeing
@whowasibeing 6 лет назад
Give it another 12 hours, he will probably make it worse.
@HughJorgan1
@HughJorgan1 6 лет назад
EasyTiger...congratulations you're a recipient of an inefficient THUMBS DOWN for your comment. RU-vid disabled the thumbs down icon years ago. It only registers if one has already clicked thumbs up. People only see one opinion. Don't blame me for this inefficient thumbs down. Blame RU-vid
@mindlessgonzo
@mindlessgonzo 6 лет назад
So who's gonna tell Trump he's not fucking above the law as president?
@yuckreese
@yuckreese 6 лет назад
mindlessgonzo he’s allowed to fire the FBI director for what ever reason when ever he wants. It’s an executive power
@oogatz1917
@oogatz1917 6 лет назад
Sure but it makes him look suspicious. Especially after already firing one of them.
@andyhercer
@andyhercer 6 лет назад
@Reese Spector For whatever *LAWFUL* reason, if he fires Mueller to cover his ass, then he's using his lawful power to do an unlawful action, which the supreme court has ruled is illegal.
@jondunmore4268
@jondunmore4268 6 лет назад
Robert Mueller.
@luke342w
@luke342w 6 лет назад
Don't expect Jeff Sessions or any of the Republicans to tell him that. They're all sucking his ego's cock, because he's shown he'll sign and praise anything they bring to his table.
@patsycrowdis2629
@patsycrowdis2629 6 лет назад
Could someone tell Trump to look up what democracy means?
@maggierezac5820
@maggierezac5820 6 лет назад
patsy stockley, my now 6 year old granddaughter has had the Bill of Rights memorized for the past year! And yes, there WAS a video of her explaining 'democracy' when she was only 3! So, the REAL question, perhaps, is, 'Is tRump smarter than a 3 year old'? I know, rhetorical question. Peace all.
@travisbrown6814
@travisbrown6814 6 лет назад
patsy stockley Sure! I nominate you!
@wizardpatch9405
@wizardpatch9405 6 лет назад
It means your Pantsuit Princess didn't understand what Electoral votes were.
@wheatbyproduct
@wheatbyproduct 6 лет назад
No point he can't read
@roundman6533
@roundman6533 6 лет назад
Do you know. So many people don't
@denisewaukau3478
@denisewaukau3478 6 лет назад
My Goodness...Might as well call all those who were Fired..."THE EXPENDABLES" !!!
@KingOfMadCows
@KingOfMadCows 6 лет назад
Maybe Trump really does know about construction, because he's doing a great job of digging himself into a hole.
@blakethememe3840
@blakethememe3840 6 лет назад
KingOfMadCows I think he learned about the Mariana trench and had a "hold my beer" moment.
@JuQui228
@JuQui228 6 лет назад
Patriots unite don't talk about yourself like that...
@puntabachata
@puntabachata 6 лет назад
Or a grave
@toadjiang7626
@toadjiang7626 6 лет назад
Any day now will Trump start tweeting " I'M NOT A CROOK!!!"
@sirwinstonlennon6486
@sirwinstonlennon6486 6 лет назад
Why are you defending a corrupt FBI agent?? FBI wanted him FIRED in January!!
@reginaldwigglesbottom1657
@reginaldwigglesbottom1657 6 лет назад
I thought that I would never see such a low point in american history. The point where a President fires a man 2 days before retirement. Then goes on a public forum and brags about it. Shame Shame. "He aint right in the head."
@reginaldwigglesbottom1657
@reginaldwigglesbottom1657 6 лет назад
As you pointed out it isn't the low point in American history. I was incorrect to use a general statement like that. As you pointed out James Buchanan #15 in the line dragged his heals regarding slavery which was one of the factors for South Carolina the first State to begin the secession from the union followed by the other 10. James Madison, one of the founding fathers and the fourth President declaring war on the British Empire ended up on Aug 24th 1816 following the defeat of the American forces at the Battle of Bladensburg set fire to many government buildings on Constitution Avenue including the Whitehouse. Richard Nixon, pronouncing "I am not a criminal" following the exposure of the break in at the Watergate Hotel and the "Watergate tapes." The reality of being impeached caused him to resign leaving President Ford to pardon him. No Thump's Presidency at this time may not be the lowest point in American history. But it is not over until January 2021 and I don't think he is going to let up on his outrages reign. Firing of Andrew McCabe is a despicable act. Two days before his retirement. I personally believe that he is a pompous megalomaniac who thinks he can do anything he pleases. Impeachment is on the horizon.
@aoneal3723
@aoneal3723 6 лет назад
The Political Rook a foreign govt buying ads to sway the vote is illegal...
@sluttymctits4496
@sluttymctits4496 6 лет назад
That "Hardened Democrats" joke is a thing of beauty. Kudos to the writer who came up with it! 😄
@messenjah
@messenjah 6 лет назад
Let's get rid of the electoral college! Let's not forget!
@jeffreyriley8742
@jeffreyriley8742 6 лет назад
Love him or hate him, the man is funny as hell.
@mutlenyea6500
@mutlenyea6500 6 лет назад
“Call Muell by your name” wtf lol
@cyberbob19
@cyberbob19 6 лет назад
Seriously Trump has seriously got to go seriously.
@bennyton2560
@bennyton2560 6 лет назад
The impeachment scene hahahahahhahaha!!!! I love Colbert's face when he says it
@pyrolopez854
@pyrolopez854 6 лет назад
Dude i feel bad for mcCabe just on the fact of being fired before retirement like that any other place would infuriate anyone especially2 days out man damn thats a way for any crooked business to snake theyre way out of paying for a retirement
@xOnTheBrinkx
@xOnTheBrinkx 6 лет назад
pyro lopez well he was caught lying to the FBI. There is that.
@cdistasio
@cdistasio 6 лет назад
He was fired for a specific reason. Just because you hear on the media how it's all nasty and bad that he got fired you're not hearing why he got fired. That's the most important thing you need to understand he was caught lying. Therefore he was fired.
@TiddyTwyster
@TiddyTwyster 6 лет назад
He's guilty, still though I think he was just trying to do his part to take down Trump which is meh But the rest of his time spent in the FBI, all that just to lose it 2 days before he'd be done with it all
@user-kb8wn5qr5d
@user-kb8wn5qr5d 6 лет назад
pyro lopez Trump is a Dog. Fucking old man, he didn’t have to fire him 26 hours before his retirement
@fabioluz6413
@fabioluz6413 6 лет назад
Владислав Антониович Martinez - it was recommended by the FBI... maybe you don't know that. The mainstream media only tells part of the history.
@MightyMouse1958
@MightyMouse1958 6 лет назад
When is Trump going to be impeached??!! Someone please save America from that lunatic!
@richarddarlington1139
@richarddarlington1139 6 лет назад
"John Smith" Mueller is piling up the proof as we speak. Don't worry, "John," All will be revealed in due time. But, you won't believe it, will you?
@kchiatt2520
@kchiatt2520 6 лет назад
John Smith Russian cuckery
@nobodyspecial9738
@nobodyspecial9738 6 лет назад
MightyMouse1958- Forget it, no impeachment. Quit believing propaganda.
@richarddarlington1139
@richarddarlington1139 6 лет назад
Nobody Special I'm sorry. I didn't realize that decision was yours to make. Are you going to end the Mueller probe as well? I await your verdict.
@stevespredecessor9501
@stevespredecessor9501 6 лет назад
You are awesome!!
@indirabanerjee4565
@indirabanerjee4565 6 лет назад
The biggest thing I am surprised by is that Trump knows the word 'sanctimonious' - rest is basically Trump being Trump!
@doreene5421
@doreene5421 6 лет назад
Please, please, please start the impeachment NOW.
@Syogren
@Syogren 6 лет назад
We can't do it until our GOP filled Congress wants to do it. And they don't. So we can't.
@freaker126
@freaker126 6 лет назад
taking away a man pension after 20+ years of service and even gloating about it. What a low blow ..from a president. :p
@MichaelAronson
@MichaelAronson 6 лет назад
He doesn't actually lose his pension, he just has to wait a few more years before he can begin to receive it.
@freaker126
@freaker126 6 лет назад
and that makes it any better? :p
@MichaelAronson
@MichaelAronson 6 лет назад
It makes it more true. Accuracy is important. And yes, having a pention later is better than none at all.
@freaker126
@freaker126 6 лет назад
maybe, you can ask trump to stop lying too. it will makes it more true. accuracy is important. :p
@MichaelAronson
@MichaelAronson 6 лет назад
I can't correct Trump. I can correct you.
@lpr5337
@lpr5337 6 лет назад
Stephen you are the BEST!
@SonicPhonic
@SonicPhonic 6 лет назад
#impeachtrump From a Canadian Friend! Great work, Mr. Colber! Keep it up!
@brandontherabboat4850
@brandontherabboat4850 6 лет назад
When I was a kid, I once had a nightmare that I was wrapped up in chains attached to several posts in a circle around me while I hung suspended in the middle of an infinite black void, and for every lie I told (Saying “I’m fine” when I really wasn’t, for instance), my bindings would grow by another link. I can only imagine what Trump’s imprisonment would be like.
@danildmitriev5884
@danildmitriev5884 6 лет назад
By this point, his chains would have become so tight that he would've collapsed into a black hole.
@bearheart2009
@bearheart2009 6 лет назад
All you had to do was relax and apologise and it probably would have resolved into daisy chains or something.
@thereisnocontenthere
@thereisnocontenthere 6 лет назад
He's rich. The rich don't suffer like the rest of us.
@brandontherabboat4850
@brandontherabboat4850 6 лет назад
Sarah Bearheart Yeah. I then figured out that for every truth I told, a link would break.
@SaltyRocksPew
@SaltyRocksPew 6 лет назад
Jesus christ that is some Edgar Allen Poe stuff
@emayaych
@emayaych 6 лет назад
Shaved Peter Pettigrew 🤣
@Barista.Nathan
@Barista.Nathan 6 лет назад
The peach... Oh god, the peach... XD
@davidfoster9073
@davidfoster9073 6 лет назад
Trump is like the Captain of the Titanic ranting about rearranging the deck chairs...thinking no one will notice the whole damn ship is sinking, because he steered it into a Russian iceberg.
@tonydex4750
@tonydex4750 6 лет назад
Trump must be guilty, he's in full panic mode!
@knightryder7898
@knightryder7898 6 лет назад
Tony Dex dont think so. Where is the evidence? Waiting.....
@jalenad11
@jalenad11 6 лет назад
knight Ryder They don't have to reveal evidence until indictment? He can't smear evidence that he doesn't know they have. Several people within his circle have plead guilty to various offenses. The main course of the probe isn't collusion. It's Obstruction of Justice, which is impeachable and MUCH easier to prove.
@randomname6475
@randomname6475 6 лет назад
knight Ryder No evidence? Shut the fuck up. There is a MOUNTAIN OF EVIDENCE for obstruction. There is a LONG ASS LIST of evidence of crimes. Just because youre too fucking stupid to identify when those crimes are committed doesnt mean they didnt happen. NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS. FUCK OFF.
@tonydex4750
@tonydex4750 6 лет назад
That's what the investigation is for, to put it all together. Why did Trump fly to Russia a ton of times before the election when he has no biz interests there? He's a liar and a traitor, plus no way he's a real billionaire!
@alisonmiller5168
@alisonmiller5168 6 лет назад
Honestly i don’t even know why I am surprised
@javiercardona3492
@javiercardona3492 6 лет назад
4:36 Jean Baptiste playing Stormy Weather when Stormy Daniels is suggested... smooth!
@YONCE8701
@YONCE8701 6 лет назад
SHAVED!!! OH MY GOD!!!SO TRUE!!!
@AK907guy
@AK907guy 6 лет назад
Trump is running back and forth like a rat trapped in a cage
@YTFlove4ever
@YTFlove4ever 6 лет назад
😂😂😂😂
@joseph4861
@joseph4861 6 лет назад
You can smell the fear and desperation.
@davewade2041
@davewade2041 6 лет назад
"Despite all tRUMP's rage He is still just a Rat in a cage."
@ProMace
@ProMace 6 лет назад
John Smith - Fuck off. Just fuck off. And when you're done fucking off, take your time to fuck off again.
@adamkendall997
@adamkendall997 6 лет назад
I don't see that at all
@williamcortelyou4524
@williamcortelyou4524 6 лет назад
Just because an FBI agent voted democratic in an election that really only has 2 choices doesn't mean he would be willing to sacrifice a job take that years of dedacation and lots of pain and suffering, just because his person didn't win. These FBI dudes, weather they are democratic or republican, are still at the end of the day, FBI agents. Don't we want them doing thier job? I don't understand the hate being directed at the FBI, from people who in the same breath say cops are being treated unfairly.
@Libbyerality
@Libbyerality 6 лет назад
guilty people blame others.
@colechillen7700
@colechillen7700 6 лет назад
William Cortelyou, Trump can't fathom that a person could put their political views aside to enforce the laws without prejudice.
@Savage--
@Savage-- 6 лет назад
Cole Chillen Exactly this.
@megfunful
@megfunful 6 лет назад
I like the choirboy and singing relationship. Great.
@RobbieBackpacking
@RobbieBackpacking 6 лет назад
Haha I made the same metaphor about McCabe being a cop with one day away from retirement with my friends too. That's funny.
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