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Trump's Obvious Attempt To Change The Subject 

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Omarosa's revelations were hitting a little too close to home so the President attempts a distraction with some good old-fashioned abuse of power.
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@allison3605
@allison3605 6 лет назад
I didn’t know I had the CAPACITY to be shocked by any of this administrations behavior anymore, but I still managed to actually G A S P at Betsy DeVos statement about the boo-ing..... the fucking nerve (that being said: HUGE shoutout and congrats to all of those students!!! Your courage and unity is admirable and definitely will not be forgotten! 💪🏼💪🏽💪🏾💪🏿)
@FutureChaosTV
@FutureChaosTV 6 лет назад
Allie They should have taken the chairs and burried her under hundreds of them.
@richarddarlington1139
@richarddarlington1139 6 лет назад
Allie I know, right? That's the right way to protest. And the last person who should be talking about mental capacity is Betsy DeVos.
@beberivera7011
@beberivera7011 6 лет назад
It was a very well orchestrated and perfect mini protest on their part. Gave me chills.
@taxiuniversum916
@taxiuniversum916 6 лет назад
Allie I concur. And am as „white“ as they come. Betsy deVos is evil.
@maremacd
@maremacd 6 лет назад
Who in the world thought it was a good idea to invite her to speak???
@Bishopea
@Bishopea 6 лет назад
Shout out from Germany, keep pushing the truth we are listening.
@timothymeagher78
@timothymeagher78 6 лет назад
Real Americans appreciate you. Thanks friend.
@QueenBee-gx4rp
@QueenBee-gx4rp 6 лет назад
Antwain Bishop Thanks for caring! We need all the support we can get.
@truthseeker06
@truthseeker06 6 лет назад
Man, that picture of Obama.... brought a little tear to my eye. *sniff* miss that man. :'(
@logic7753
@logic7753 6 лет назад
Angela C Do you remember when the presidency was boring? We only had to tune in for policy and the occasional tan suit debacle. This has become a reality show.
@rparl
@rparl 6 лет назад
While Obama had his faults, Trump has orders of magnitude more.
@rparl
@rparl 6 лет назад
LOGIC ! A tan suit and brown mustard. And so the decline began. Fortunately, he had a supportive Congress. (For two years, he sort of did.)
@trixiewashington224
@trixiewashington224 6 лет назад
Ross Parlette Thank you for acknowledging that. Back then the Republicans were throwing all kinds of monkey wrenches into his presidency to impede him. Now that Tang 45 is 💩ing on democracy, they suddenly don’t know how to “check” a president.🤷🏾‍♀️
@nathanbruce1992
@nathanbruce1992 6 лет назад
Paul Lomax: the detention center thing is true. Obama’s targeted undocumented people committing crimes. Trump changed this to target undocumented people unilaterally. Obama created DACA because it had not passed Congress. Trump repealed DACA, saying it should go through Congress. How exactly did Obama create the social divide? He was intelligent and well spoken. I think perhaps it was the people claiming he was born in Kenya that were furthering the divide.
@azurebalmung4520
@azurebalmung4520 6 лет назад
I wonder if Trump realizes that 'least racist' still means he's racist. It's like being at the beach and handing someone the 'least wet' towel they could find, and claim it's dry.
@MJW238
@MJW238 6 лет назад
So? By that reasoning everyone is racist, and he’s the least racist of everyone in the world. So that’s good. Better than you.
@azurebalmung4520
@azurebalmung4520 6 лет назад
.....Or, you know, people who just....aren't racist. But I'm fairly certain you're just trying to troll, so......
@jayyyzeee6409
@jayyyzeee6409 6 лет назад
Great point!
@PeterGalbraith
@PeterGalbraith 6 лет назад
"I am the least racist person" is kind of like saying "Among racist people, I am the least racist."
@angelicelaina200
@angelicelaina200 6 лет назад
Lol, excellent point right there Azure!
@paulmeahan7327
@paulmeahan7327 6 лет назад
Colbert is 100% on point, as usual. Thank you Stephen. 😊😊😊
@scottleft3672
@scottleft3672 6 лет назад
Colbert toilet paper.
@fiorinifury
@fiorinifury 6 лет назад
When Betsy DeVos got booed off stage, she called it an Alternative Applause.
@ZoraJShan
@ZoraJShan 6 лет назад
Mike Fiorini Good one ☝🏽 😂
@Areanyusernamesleft
@Areanyusernamesleft 6 лет назад
But could she spell that phrase correctly... by the third try? ;)
@Chunkboi
@Chunkboi 6 лет назад
I thought that was kellyanne conway with the Alternative stuff. DeVos wants safe learning environments for guns.
@Valentinathevamp
@Valentinathevamp 4 года назад
Mike Fiorini. 🤣
@223Drone
@223Drone 6 лет назад
So basically Trump revoked clearance for petty reasons i.e. he can't take criticism.
@f_USAF-Lt.G
@f_USAF-Lt.G 6 лет назад
DeadlyMargiKarp223... AND takes things too personally to differentiate insult and pointing out critical need for investigation, hence the reason the U. S. is out of The World Human Rights Organization, of which it was a founding member... But, that's how the crusty diaper crumbles
@223Drone
@223Drone 6 лет назад
@John Smith I see you like being lied to. You're reasoning is clearly fallacious since you ignored the fact that the GOP and Democrats switched ideologies. rationalwiki.org/wiki/States%27_Rights_Democratic_Party#Fallacy factmyth.com/factoids/democrats-and-republicans-switched-platforms/ Add to that its very clear you can't argue logically and that you fail to understand that Trump can't take criticism.
@Chunkboi
@Chunkboi 6 лет назад
DeadlyMargiKarp223 This John Smith is either a paid russian troll or an American Trumptard. Sorry to state the obvious...
@mikebronicki6978
@mikebronicki6978 6 лет назад
John Smith nobody believes you are actually laughing. No reasonable person could be pleased with the snowflake-in-chief's abuse of power and continuous lying. Plus there's the whole Putin di#k-licking episode in Helsinki... On the other hand he does seem to be meeting expectations on the racist front.
@RansomeStoddard
@RansomeStoddard 6 лет назад
DeadlyMargiKarp223: Yes, Trump is a petulant child with thin skin. Oh, and in other news, water is wet.
@careyannesh
@careyannesh 6 лет назад
When Obama’s picture came up, my heart fell out. Such a classy, moral guy ... and now look what we’ve got. 😞
@QueenBee-gx4rp
@QueenBee-gx4rp 6 лет назад
circa dian Makes my eyes get moist every time. 😥
@PremierSmilesDentist
@PremierSmilesDentist 6 лет назад
We deserve what we got
@jessetrudeau4939
@jessetrudeau4939 6 лет назад
circa dian I know right look what you got. You got a president who stopped North Korea, got more blacks jobs, and doing what he said he will do. Terrible
@SLucas-qs6fj
@SLucas-qs6fj 6 лет назад
Mans Not Hot stopped North Korea? You mean by provoking its leader first? Got more blacks job? Where’s the number? And do what he said he would do? You mean grab them by their pu**y?
@HugeJohn51
@HugeJohn51 6 лет назад
Mans Not Hot lol, stopped N Korea from what? All he did was have the US stand down with their military exercises, and the black jobs things was a complete lie. How’s that wall that Mexico is paying for? You’re either a troll or a moron, it’s hard to tell.
@sarahchornobai
@sarahchornobai 6 лет назад
I'm brazillian and I miss Obama. Stephen, u are so awesome!!!
@em-jaytaylor6743
@em-jaytaylor6743 6 лет назад
English- same
@raiderlegendary9602
@raiderlegendary9602 5 лет назад
U wouldnt say that if u had obama care. 🤣
@kimberlys8422
@kimberlys8422 6 лет назад
Someone said: "He's the least racist person you've ever met at a Klan rally" truth
@Autotrope
@Autotrope 6 лет назад
Is it though?
@priscillajimenez27
@priscillajimenez27 6 лет назад
I believe it.
@BAKER22-l4u
@BAKER22-l4u 6 лет назад
Wow are you a FOOL
@rich1051414
@rich1051414 6 лет назад
Opportunist. He cares about nothing except that which furthers himself. If that means being a bigot, so be it. If that means not being a bigot, so be it. If that means murder, so be it. If that means fucking his daughter, so be it. He has no honor, no code of conduct, no character. He is a shell perusing nothing but self interest. The very definition of the anti-christ, and the Christians are worshiping him like a god. Perhaps the bible was right all along, it predicted this.
@videotroll3973
@videotroll3973 6 лет назад
kimberly s 😂😂😂👌👌
@priscillajimenez27
@priscillajimenez27 6 лет назад
As an educator myself, I can't stand DeVos either. 🤬
@WhiteFangofWar
@WhiteFangofWar 6 лет назад
Likewise, and likewise. We are EAD, Educators Against DeVos.
@0dyss3us51
@0dyss3us51 6 лет назад
Priscilla Jimenez what is wrong with her and her 10 yacts, pretty qualifying wouldn't you say??!
@Therealmitch5511
@Therealmitch5511 6 лет назад
"To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize." -Voltaire
@soulja36
@soulja36 6 лет назад
trump has been getting lampooned since 2016 what in the shit are you talking about?
@pigdog126
@pigdog126 5 лет назад
Wow. Great quote Sistah!
@debracottrill7989
@debracottrill7989 4 года назад
Good one!
@johntingle455
@johntingle455 6 лет назад
Can the President's security clearance be revoked?
@martinrivera3230
@martinrivera3230 5 лет назад
John Tingle yes
@OriginalCreatorSama
@OriginalCreatorSama 4 года назад
They sure seen to be trying
@juliehanson2247
@juliehanson2247 4 года назад
He doesn’t have one
@fuckyshityfuckshit
@fuckyshityfuckshit 6 лет назад
I love Obama. I’m not American but, when I picture Americans I think of him. Not everyone in the international community sees trump and thinks all Americans are stupid like I’ve heard some Americans worry about. I spent three weeks in San Fran & LA and loved it amazing people. Much love from New Zealand y’all.
@quester09
@quester09 6 лет назад
I'm from SF, and New Zealanders are our favorite visitors by far.
@mojavedesert2610
@mojavedesert2610 6 лет назад
✨✌️
@amyj4106
@amyj4106 6 лет назад
fuckyshityfuckshit I'm a Kiwi too! I love America...just not the president..
@amyj4106
@amyj4106 6 лет назад
fata morgana thanks!
@amyj4106
@amyj4106 6 лет назад
fuckyshityfuckshit oh and PS, I love your username
@justinc2413
@justinc2413 6 лет назад
"I'd say that's the pot calling the kettle black, but there may be tapes of it calling the kettle something much worse." HOLY SHIT. The writing on this show and the political humor is unmatched in late night.
@keyqchan
@keyqchan 6 лет назад
"I'm the least racist person" means he is racist but not as racist as the other racists.
@darlenemcnealy6306
@darlenemcnealy6306 6 лет назад
Rizuchan great analogy....🤓
@LaggardInLove
@LaggardInLove 6 лет назад
Good catch!
@razakhamani1091
@razakhamani1091 6 лет назад
Rizuchan yep am with you it's bcoz trump has low iq
@zep131
@zep131 6 лет назад
He misspoke, he meant MOST racist person , like back in Russia when he said “would” instead of “wouldn’t”
@ms.q7445
@ms.q7445 6 лет назад
Rizuchan compared to his dad Fred who was an actual KKK member?
@Xergecuz
@Xergecuz 6 лет назад
I could see where Stephen was going with 'well educated black man', and that joke was still the best part of my day. Sadly I can only like this video once.
@angiesanchez4892
@angiesanchez4892 6 лет назад
Bad Xerge AGREEED😂😂😂😂
@kimberlys8422
@kimberlys8422 6 лет назад
We want Obama back.
@ositagordita8550
@ositagordita8550 6 лет назад
Meeeeeeeeeee tooooooo! 😁😁😁
@stoodmuffinpersonal3144
@stoodmuffinpersonal3144 6 лет назад
Was worried at first, but when I started to figure out where he was going I was like "Oh. Me too. Of Course."
@TimeandMonotony
@TimeandMonotony 6 лет назад
I know. Knew it was coming but it still slayed me. And made me sad.
@talariswatts-el9832
@talariswatts-el9832 6 лет назад
Colbert is the king of roasting Trump.
@MrFaDookie
@MrFaDookie 6 лет назад
Talaris Watts-El Trevor Noah & Mero ain't so bad neetha.....
@n40tom
@n40tom 6 лет назад
Talaris Watts-El President Obama did a pretty good job roasting this orange Fool at The Correspondents Dinner. In fact that was the straw that pushed the orange camel Over The Line and made him run for president. If you have never seen it I'm sure it's on RU-vid. He tore him up.
@strippinheat
@strippinheat 6 лет назад
Betsy Devos needs to be fired. Out of a cannon, into the sun.
@666Tomato666
@666Tomato666 6 лет назад
we need a GoFundMe campaign!
@Chunkboi
@Chunkboi 6 лет назад
Or in a kiln, at 900 degrees for 8 hours.
@quester09
@quester09 6 лет назад
wearing a clown suit
@BulletTheEnforcer
@BulletTheEnforcer 6 лет назад
Cannons are black, so they may lack the capacity to comprehend what we would be trying to do. Don't forget to arm your children to protect them from "potential" grizzlies.
@Chunkboi
@Chunkboi 6 лет назад
BulletTheEnforcer and the teachers.
@klmhookedmoore5847
@klmhookedmoore5847 6 лет назад
If Trump saw the reference to Obama he'd bust a vessel. Someone please, please show it to him.
@boyst3136
@boyst3136 6 лет назад
KLM Hooked Moore LOL I’m sure he saw it lol
@BrianSmith-ix3ns
@BrianSmith-ix3ns 6 лет назад
+zztop3000 don't tell me that he's into transgenvestites too! he is one sick little cross-species experiment gone really horribly awry
@millertime6
@millertime6 6 лет назад
Who the hell thought it was a good idea for Betsy DeVos to do commencement at an HBCU?
@curiousgeorge5287
@curiousgeorge5287 6 лет назад
Scott Miller wrrd
@ispearedbritney
@ispearedbritney 6 лет назад
People on the far right troll so much, they often troll themselves.
@shoegal
@shoegal 6 лет назад
For kicks
@5pctLowBattery
@5pctLowBattery 6 лет назад
Paris Dennard?
@thatonedog819
@thatonedog819 6 лет назад
Who the hell decided she'd be a good person to be in charge of education?
@shanadir
@shanadir 6 лет назад
Honestly, i'd be satisfied with him being educated
@g0679
@g0679 6 лет назад
The Glorious Champion of all that is Good and Just ... Except he doesn’t read read one-page briefs.
@AlvinDuCarri
@AlvinDuCarri 6 лет назад
if trump wants to protect classified information maybe he should quit
@scottleft3672
@scottleft3672 6 лет назад
Or do a hillary....smash with hammer.
@wkeeters
@wkeeters 6 лет назад
@scott left Trump has been lying to the american people every day since he has been in office (and before). He tells an average of 4.9 lies a day.
@thomasridley8675
@thomasridley8675 6 лет назад
All i heard was " im the worst human you have ever seen".
@100pmistry
@100pmistry 6 лет назад
By him saying "I'm the least racist person", instead of saying "I'm not racist", doesn't that mean he's admitting he's racist.
@roguecactus7
@roguecactus7 6 лет назад
Parth yeah, it’s a vain attempt at reverse psychology. He loves them absolutes!
@Valentinathevamp
@Valentinathevamp 5 лет назад
You obviously don’t know what adjectives are. Not sure if your just sad or lazy.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 6 лет назад
"This means Brennan can't read Classified Intelligence." In fairness, neither can Trump. He can eat it, I hear.. but read it? Not so much.
@shanadir
@shanadir 6 лет назад
New Message well if trump bans him from intelligence, that means more for trump, right? And he gotta maintain his status as a very stable genius. What way could be better than devouring others intelligence?
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 6 лет назад
That, Sir... is a flawless argument.
@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 6 лет назад
New Message Bravo! Well Played Sir/Madame. Well Played Indeed! 👏 👐 👍 👌 👊 ✊
@galmorzu
@galmorzu 6 лет назад
To be fair, with Trump, it’s less to do with security clearances and more because it’s longer than three pages with no pictures.
@Chunkboi
@Chunkboi 6 лет назад
If Trump devours intelligence, it turns into the same thing as the KFC he also devours...another steaming pile of Trump.
@Volvican
@Volvican 6 лет назад
Wow - can we talk about how potentially racist that DeVos comment is? Why hasn't someone asked her what the hell she meant by that?
@Krauerking
@Krauerking 6 лет назад
Dembai potentially racist? Nope really just sounds racist to me.
@amazed66
@amazed66 6 лет назад
It's probably because she didn't actually say anything racist but of course that won't stop many people from deciding to find some what they perceive as racism in there though.
@civil_villain
@civil_villain 6 лет назад
But Jared Kushner surpasses Brennan's qualifications for clearance?!? Nepotism hires make the best advisors...
@luckyjasonfan
@luckyjasonfan 6 лет назад
They not only Booed her, but Stood up and *turned* their Backs on her!!! Powerful Message!!
@ThunderDog97
@ThunderDog97 6 лет назад
Seeing all those young educated adults turning their backs on Betsy TheLoss..... well, it made my day!!!
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 6 лет назад
If Penn won't tell us what we want to know.. just ask Teller. What?
@9sippi3
@9sippi3 6 лет назад
Always amazing how little people who would like it to be seen as tough leaders, can stand criticism.
@GreenDragon11
@GreenDragon11 6 лет назад
Dirty Dialga Did you mean can’t?
@AndyM_323YYY
@AndyM_323YYY 6 лет назад
I wince every time I hear Cadet Bone Spurs call himself "Commander In Chief".
@patbrennan6572
@patbrennan6572 6 лет назад
i liked obama a lot, he was smart ,funny, intelligent and honest, but most of all , '''SANE"..
@prometheustv6558
@prometheustv6558 6 лет назад
LAzy ass president
@jessetrudeau4939
@jessetrudeau4939 6 лет назад
But what did he accomplish that was good
@debrahollinger7167
@debrahollinger7167 6 лет назад
Pat Brennan Sho’ You’re. Right!!!
@jacobromeo8242
@jacobromeo8242 6 лет назад
You know what Man's so hot. I'm going to let myself get trolled by your comment. He made Obamacare, And with it the affordable care act. I don't need to explain why that's good. Also, The Lilly ledbetter fair pay act suppressed corruption in the workplace. In addition he almost got the T.P.P through which could have been an alternative to NAFTA. TPP was essentially NAFTA except four separate countries with separate agendas would have had to coordinate with each other in order to screw the U.S like China is doing now( and we control Japan's military, so getting them to screw with us was a near impossibility.) The four countries in question also don't have the manpower to take advantage of the system like China is. If President Trump didn't knock the TPP down, then we could have forced a negotiation with China to give us a better deal, or transfer our business to the other partners of the TPP. But nope, the TPP was called the "rape of our country" and denied in exchange for placing tariffs on a country that we need to buy products from. All this president Obama did while the Democrats were a minority in the house and senate. He worked through the Republicans who controlled the Senate and House. Republicans still have the numbers on their side in the house and Senate, and President Trump cannot convince his own party to build the wall or follow through with most of his plans.
@raiderlegendary9602
@raiderlegendary9602 5 лет назад
Hows obamacare treating you?
@censusgary
@censusgary 6 лет назад
Huckasanders: Trump can’t be a racist, because two white people attended his wedding. Everybody in the world: Huh????
@bustedfender
@bustedfender 6 лет назад
Gary Cooper #HuckleberrySpin
@tenacious645
@tenacious645 6 лет назад
Her point was would the Clinton's work with someone they thought was racist. The answer is yes, yes they would. Of course it doesn't matter. Trump having black friends wouldn't mean shit. The people have decided that Trump is racist. It doesn't matter in what capacity he's racist. He does have black friends. Doesn't matter, he's still racist.
@kaymac2713
@kaymac2713 6 лет назад
tenacious645 Maybe it’s because he intentionally discriminated against blacks from leasing housing on his property, call Haiti sh*thole country, call minority communities war zones. But of course, keep believing a man that says you need ID to buy groceries.
@WilliamMc91
@WilliamMc91 6 лет назад
As Spock would say: "Most Illogical"
@Celisar1
@Celisar1 6 лет назад
Gary Cooper As a non native speaker I always wonder with this WH if I maybe have missed something important that would bring some sense to what they just said. But there never is.
@Montesama314
@Montesama314 6 лет назад
I am impressed how multiple people have seen through Trump's action pretty much instantly as a pathetic distraction from his recent problems. None of this "It's outrageous! Why would he do it?" bullshit. Also, being the "least racist" among a group of people doesn't mean you're NOT racist.
@armedwombat6816
@armedwombat6816 6 лет назад
Almost everything he does is a distraction because he does so many stupid and outrageous things. "I have just disbanded the free press." "To distract you from the press thing, I warn you about the military aggressive rogue state of Liechtenstein." "To distract you from the Liechtenstein thing, I declare it illegal to be mexican." "To distract you from the mexican thing, I have just married Ivanka." "To distract you from the incest thing, I have just nuked the moon." "To distract you from the moon thing, I have disbanded the free pre... no, wait I already did that..."
@freedomsflame688
@freedomsflame688 6 лет назад
Man, Mr Show calling it all the way back in the 90s. "We'll blow it up during a full moon so we can make sure we get it all" are words that I could actually see our president saying.
@Montesama314
@Montesama314 6 лет назад
You're not even trying with the "illegal recording" talking point. You and the other trolls have been playing that line the minute Cohen revealed his tape. DC is a one-party-consent jurisdiction, as is New York. Furthermore, just because she's selling a book doesn't automatically make Omarosa's accusations false, especially when they're backed up with tapes (such as today's tape that revealed Lara Trump was going to rehire Omarosa in an attempt to keep her silent--basically, a monthly salary of hush money). You trolls need to make a better effort to diversify your defenses.
@davidwatson8118
@davidwatson8118 6 лет назад
Wow, just wow, this Govt gets worse every day.
@somethingclever4563
@somethingclever4563 6 лет назад
Revoked a security clearance in a flat out tantrum. That is a perfect microcosm of why this intellectual and emotional toddler shouldn't have such a big boy job.
@somethingclever4563
@somethingclever4563 6 лет назад
Jon Adam Not one thing you just said is accurate. Ironic that you are calling me uninformed when you just blurted out complete fabrications and bullshit
@CosmicComic3636
@CosmicComic3636 6 лет назад
This Administration reminds me of the lyrics from the Bee Gee's song. "I started a joke that started the whole world crying"
@censusgary
@censusgary 6 лет назад
Well-educated black? I’d settle for Trump being a well-educated anything. But instead, we get Trump.
@greenbay470
@greenbay470 6 лет назад
Remember, he went to a better everything than you 😂
@ericy1817
@ericy1817 5 лет назад
@@greenbay470 I think you meant: "Remember, he bought himself into a better everything than you"
@TheJamandberries
@TheJamandberries 5 лет назад
Sadly
@luminatron
@luminatron 5 лет назад
Could've at least been a well-educated orange... nope. Just orange.
@OriginalGabriel
@OriginalGabriel 6 лет назад
"I mean, just look at me ... I have two eyes, no horn, I can't fly, and I'm orange, not purple; how can you say I eat people!?!"
@TimeandMonotony
@TimeandMonotony 6 лет назад
Gabriel Frazee Thanks I now have that fucking song in my head. >_
@whiskysmith9014
@whiskysmith9014 6 лет назад
TimeandMonotony It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater...
@TimeandMonotony
@TimeandMonotony 6 лет назад
Seamus Cook *shakes fist*
@komalahayes1535
@komalahayes1535 6 лет назад
🎶🎶👍PURPLE PEOPLE EATER... I remember from the Dr. Demento Show!!😊😊😊
@mercuriology45
@mercuriology45 6 лет назад
I'm Honduran and honestly i try to stay out of the american politics but gotta admit ...Colbert is funny af
@marianushn
@marianushn 6 лет назад
por que no habrias de comentar acerca de la politica? Yo tambien soy Hondureno y vivo en los Estados Unidos y es importantisimo porque tambien nos afecta a nosotros
@mercuriology45
@mercuriology45 6 лет назад
marianushn no me gusta opinar de la politica gringa amigo ...te atacan de la nada
@freema9246
@freema9246 6 лет назад
Gracias por la lección chicas!
@ositagordita8550
@ositagordita8550 6 лет назад
Sabrina Zanoletti 😂😂😂
@phillippalana1140
@phillippalana1140 6 лет назад
If you Honduran and you live in the U.S., it behooves upon ALL MINORITIES because today it might be the black and the Mexicans but guess what? Tomorrow could be the OTHER BROWN PEOPLE and I think you are one of them, right? So with an unsolicited advice from me, please try to get involved so you will know what is going on in this country. I am a U.S. citizen from an Asian country and I read and get informed of what is happening in the U.S. especially that this administration is on the verge of throwing this country into dictatorship, authoritarianism and anarchy and a combination of all three if he can!!!
@gowriselvaraj8131
@gowriselvaraj8131 6 лет назад
He claims he the least rasict person ever...never once did he say, he is not racist...there's a difference
@DembaiVT
@DembaiVT 6 лет назад
Im certain he'd be happy to admit you're right. And state that because other people are much more racist than him it is okay.
@trillfate1922
@trillfate1922 6 лет назад
Nuanced answers
@trillfate1922
@trillfate1922 6 лет назад
Dembai i think you got it
@growasetalready
@growasetalready 6 лет назад
Say the liberal
@phyllishahart6111
@phyllishahart6111 6 лет назад
Gowri Selvaraj facts
@jdjd4276
@jdjd4276 6 лет назад
4:25 that is THE most enthusiastic applause I have ever heard from a live audience. Wooah
@TimEllisMagician
@TimEllisMagician 6 лет назад
I'm soooo impressed by Stephen's card handling! Surely he has dallied in close up magic at some point in his life...
@rifklein6825
@rifklein6825 6 лет назад
Tim Ellis that was so classic 🤣
@OriginalCreatorSama
@OriginalCreatorSama 4 года назад
I say it was years of pretending to be Gambit in his bedroom!
@dafttool
@dafttool 6 лет назад
Ditzy Devoss just doesn’t comprehend why she’s despised by the majority of Americans. Sad.
@kevinhoffman6592
@kevinhoffman6592 6 лет назад
Cobert got it right . a lot of honestly in his humor . let's get to the poles n vote folks . Manafort going to jail n Mueller has his sights on Don the draft dodger and pals let the impeachment begin ! God bless America and make us great again .
@geoffbaumgartner5335
@geoffbaumgartner5335 6 лет назад
Great comment. Very true. (But don't go to the poles, they're very cold and it's hard to vote, cuz Emperor Penguins are always rigging the elections.)
@jungunkim7868
@jungunkim7868 6 лет назад
My prolapsed anus smells of fish
@scottleft3672
@scottleft3672 6 лет назад
Its true....it's rigged...stay home.
@wkeeters
@wkeeters 6 лет назад
@scott left Republicans vote Nov. 8th. dont show up before.
@f_USAF-Lt.G
@f_USAF-Lt.G 6 лет назад
Kevin Hoffman... Yeah, the sooner the better, because the cleanup of caustic is going to take decades anyway. Let alone what comes out redacted...
@WilliamHBaird-eq2hp
@WilliamHBaird-eq2hp 6 лет назад
FREEDOM OF THE PRESS DAY tomorrow! Support the Media in telling the facts!
@misskarimuyes
@misskarimuyes 6 лет назад
The lack of awareness of irony in this 'administration' is amazing.
@sargentrowell81
@sargentrowell81 6 лет назад
Stephen absolutely NAILED the Penn Gillette impression!
@BrOfOz
@BrOfOz 6 лет назад
It’s a distraction from Omarosa AND Manafort. Sad!
@knollfamily916
@knollfamily916 6 лет назад
I am truly nonviolent. But some primal and gutteral part of me wants to punch SHS right in the middle of her face...many times. It unnerves me. Seriously.
@g0679
@g0679 6 лет назад
Knoll Family ... I would like to see her quit. Not only for her health’s sake, but to see what can be dredged up to fill the vacancy.
@DembaiVT
@DembaiVT 6 лет назад
You are simply the child of a WWII veteran. You have the DNA of a nazi hater. You know who the nazi is and you want to punch her. It's normal. If you are male, allow us females to do the honors so the message is not muddied by gender politics. But yes that feeling is normal when you see a snake in human clothing.
@QueenBee-gx4rp
@QueenBee-gx4rp 6 лет назад
Knoll Family Lol ! It’s a mutual feeling!
@1943vermork
@1943vermork 6 лет назад
Nah! Don’t do that to that fat person, it’s disrespectful. She must surly have some qualities if you dig really deep. Well, I hope she have something.
@4dub802
@4dub802 6 лет назад
We drowning in student debt while she's swimming wit 9 lol 8 different yachts.
@leanie9660
@leanie9660 6 лет назад
4 Dub.... she's a POS, but the yachts are not bought with public funds.
@logic7753
@logic7753 6 лет назад
With money her family for with Mlm scams. Look up Amway.
@ghorn1217
@ghorn1217 6 лет назад
Rasmus Finn So, you’re another person who thinks wealthy people magically become poor after paying taxes. Is it the math that’s the problem? Let’s start with the fact that Rich Devos is worth several billion dollars from starting Amway. Even if most of the money was still unrealized gains in Amway stock, and he unloaded $100 million, he’s left with $80 million after he’s paid $20 million in taxes on that stock sale. Even if the tax rate were 50% on long term capital gains and he wrote a $50 million check to the IRS, he’d still be a billionaire and he’d still have $50 million in after tax dollars for a yacht. And, there’d still be random (confused) people complaining about him not paying enough in taxes.
@ilovefunnyamv2nd
@ilovefunnyamv2nd 6 лет назад
G Horn lets take it one step further, you sell off all your stock in ATT, after paying tax for each dividind and long term gains of 50%, you have enough to purchase that an F150. You dont need to pay taxes on that truck do you?
@rich1051414
@rich1051414 6 лет назад
The devos's gained their wealth by being government funded mercenaries.
@johndaily543
@johndaily543 6 лет назад
5:52 - It's rare for Colbert to miss an opportunity. I was waiting for his last "N-word" to be Nambia!
@merchillio
@merchillio 6 лет назад
What Gilette means is that he'll get some unrelated detail wrong (was it in the morning or the afternoon, was it in the meeting room or elsewhere) and the Trumpeteers will hawk on those details to discredit the entire story.
@ЛилияРенова-ф2б
@ЛилияРенова-ф2б 6 лет назад
I love how Stephen tries not to smile when people applaud his little card trick
@darthblackandmild1742
@darthblackandmild1742 6 лет назад
Trump is as impressive at misdirection as a sleight of hand artist, who lost both arms in an industrial forbs’ magazine spanking accident.
@hansbass8119
@hansbass8119 6 лет назад
Darth Black and Mild And yet, some people still fall to his misdirection
@darthblackandmild1742
@darthblackandmild1742 6 лет назад
Hans Bass Well some people still live in flyover country and are addicted to opioids. Stupid is as stupid does I guess...
@retnavybrat
@retnavybrat 6 лет назад
Olivia Abc Don't you mean that most other countries have the _metric_ system?
@mozinoz_digital
@mozinoz_digital 6 лет назад
Darth Black and Mild coz Pres. Trump has mastered sleight of hand with his tongue! 👅
@JCTiggs1
@JCTiggs1 6 лет назад
Darth Black and Mild is part of the deep state and an expert at misdirection! Just like the LIZARD PEOPLE who are DISGUISED as humans, control our government, the stock market and crypto currencies, they're HIDDEN right in FRONT OF US, but their molecular structure is vastly different than ours, and can SHAPE-SHIFT while communicating with EACH OTHER using the brain waves from their superior cranium, just like those WiFi signals, sending subliminal messages to our children and elderly, by the time this can ALL BE PROVEN, it will be TOO LATE, the lizards have already won the war friends, they are experts in subterfuge and clandestine INFILTRATION! Someone you know, even a loved one, has most likely been PROBED by these reptilian OVERLORDS, and the GAY FROGS are their secret spies and SEE EVERYTHING YOU DO! Turn OFF your lights, PROTECT your family, HIDE your children, HUG your wife, cage your DOG, lock the door and bar the windows, the LIZARD ASSIMILATION HAS BEGUN PEOPLE! 😎✌️🤞🖖👀👁️‍🗨️💅⛑️💣💥🐸🐙☕" - Alex Jones
@rosesofonyx747
@rosesofonyx747 6 лет назад
I would stand with those students
@daviddelaney2407
@daviddelaney2407 6 лет назад
... my next-door neighbor is an alt-right conspiracy-theory Nazi-sympathizing gun collector. And he is less racist than the Don. So no, Mr allegedly-President, you are NOT the least racist person I've ever met. --Dave, he's not even the least racist person DAVID DUKE has ever met. s,smh. ps: good card skills, please don't kill a cameraman with them, & i was SRSLY expecting the Ace of Spades from that trick pps: so DeVos got a standing revocation?
@pouryabahrami818
@pouryabahrami818 6 лет назад
At 3:52, you should have said "Come by the barbecue later, you don't have to bring anything but some fava beans and a nice chianti"
@oogachaka3447
@oogachaka3447 6 лет назад
With this administration I think I'm starting to develop Tourette syndrome.
@scottleft3672
@scottleft3672 6 лет назад
I hope you do...then you will REALLY think it funny....as will others.
@oogachaka3447
@oogachaka3447 6 лет назад
John Smith you think I voted for dems? gtfo with your assumptions. This TDS is on both sides, and I guess the list of people with it includes you. If you can't see that, you're blind (and stupid :P).
@GyroNought
@GyroNought 6 лет назад
@John Smith have you commented on everything on this video?
@ursaltydog
@ursaltydog 6 лет назад
So yeah.. Trump can do the same things.. but not have his clearance revoked..
@16psyco
@16psyco 6 лет назад
he is the US president... did you use logic sometime or you just wrote the first stupid thing that came in your mind xD
@julioperez1850
@julioperez1850 6 лет назад
ursaltydog Exactly! Hypocrite!
@maggierezac5820
@maggierezac5820 6 лет назад
ursaltydog & not just tRump, but Jared & Ivanka & possibly Michael Flynn all still have their security clearances? And perhaps Hope Hicks? How else would she be given access to Air Force One last week? Poor, poor, dumbass tRump, also wants to 'revoke' the Security Clearances for James Coney & Andrew McCabe...who have already lost their Clearances when they were fired! I bet they're just 'quaking' in their boots! Ha! Nope, neither are the other 8 individuals on this Nixonian Enemies List! Peace all.
@Ascalis1
@Ascalis1 6 лет назад
ursaltydog That's a completely unfair comparison... Trump does much worse things. You gotta get the facts straight.
@ursaltydog
@ursaltydog 6 лет назад
Hadrien Mayo: Did you really listen to the video or read the articles or even use some funnel to keep the diarrhea of your brain from spilling out? Just because he's president, doesn't mean he's king of Romper Room.. Trump took away a true intelligence community man's clearance merely because he doesn't like what constructive job performance criticism he's due based upon the reasoning he gave, he's guilty 10K over.. or is that millions by now.. as in dollars...
@davidburton5175
@davidburton5175 6 лет назад
A fool finds pleasure in evil conduct,but a man of understanding delights in wisdom.
@ValerieJNorse
@ValerieJNorse 6 лет назад
And THAT explains the popularity of reality TV! David Burton, who is the originator of that quote? (Or is it you?)
@amyw8639
@amyw8639 6 лет назад
Laughed out loud 😭😂🤣 thank you Stephen
@wlittle8908
@wlittle8908 5 лет назад
Obama on his WORST day would outshine Trump on his BEST day and without even breaking a sweat.I listened to Obama speak at the Canadian Parliament in Ottawa months before he left office and I was not only proud to be Canadian but equally as proud to have The United States President Barack Obama in my country.
@monkeymallow
@monkeymallow 6 лет назад
Penn not wanting to come out and state for a fact what was said years ago, when he can't remember it for a fact, shows that he has integrity. Unlike the 45 administration.
@stefanfincken4359
@stefanfincken4359 6 лет назад
I fully agree with your comment. I can't even remember what I typed starting this reply, let alone what someone other than me said years ago. By the way, I agree with your comment.
@KikiLivesInMe
@KikiLivesInMe 6 лет назад
It doesn’t matter if you’re black or white.. As long as you aren’t orange!!
@JiveMusic
@JiveMusic 6 лет назад
Today a French foreign exchange student asked me if we hunt Mexicans in Texas. Like he actually thought that Americans hunt Mexicans for sport. That's how the world sees us.
@markymark8196
@markymark8196 6 лет назад
Silly Frenchie. Did you explain its only a catch and release program? But only after the game is seperated from its young.
@Wednesdaywoe1975
@Wednesdaywoe1975 6 лет назад
Well to be fair, they been known to shoot at them and not miss.
@jamessandy5873
@jamessandy5873 6 лет назад
Fortunately, one ignorant French person doesn't equal "the world".
@JiveMusic
@JiveMusic 6 лет назад
James Sandy sadly that is actually how most countries see us because no one else is really doing the things the United States is.
@innalarsen1781
@innalarsen1781 6 лет назад
That exchange student was obviously a dummy.
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 6 лет назад
Does Teller know anything about this? He’s been awfully quiet as of late...
@davidcastillo1340
@davidcastillo1340 6 лет назад
He does but doesn't want to help the Democrats in the midterms because he's a hardcore libertarian.
@MissTiffanyGalore
@MissTiffanyGalore 6 лет назад
I knew trump wished he was Barack... I mean black 🤭
@ositagordita8550
@ositagordita8550 6 лет назад
Goalden Eagle 😂😂😂
@tok1879
@tok1879 6 лет назад
Goalden Eagle Nice play on words. But no, he does not.
@johncordova8304
@johncordova8304 6 лет назад
@@tok1879 , melenomia does, definitely!
@wkeeters
@wkeeters 6 лет назад
@John Smith - that's a result of Obama era policy - Trump's disastrous policies have yet to take effect on the economy.
@tzmythos
@tzmythos 6 лет назад
Oh that is so funny! He has the unique responsibility to protect classified material about America. Oh haha! That man has already turned U.S. foreign policy over the Putin!
@hb6x8
@hb6x8 6 лет назад
Stephen's sleight of hand trick was a nice distraction from the orange baby man with slight hands.
@hoodfella166
@hoodfella166 6 лет назад
Trump is gonna be pissed at the Obama joke 😂😂
@vwthings
@vwthings 6 лет назад
No credibilty left from the US administration. I guess Trump is in a corner he's not happy with. We love The Late Show in the UK. First class. Obama had class too.
@feebeedoc78
@feebeedoc78 6 лет назад
I'm not black, I'm not even American, but if that person Betsy De Vos dared to show up and speak at my graduation..
@dewimayangsari556
@dewimayangsari556 6 лет назад
I just wanted give a shout out to you Mr.Colbert, I'm a huge fan all the way from south east Asia and your monologue is my entertainment! Xo
@MsSaturnalia
@MsSaturnalia 6 лет назад
He's trying to punish the truth ,hold your hands out so I can slap them with a ruler ,in front of the class !
@bhmch39
@bhmch39 6 лет назад
I'm not only black, I'm also guilty of not being white.
@bhmch39
@bhmch39 6 лет назад
Make me..... sissy
@chiaracullen
@chiaracullen 6 лет назад
Beyond brilliant Obama reference
@toulousedelapoubelle5426
@toulousedelapoubelle5426 4 года назад
Stephen is so spot on with his body language!
@Madillusionist
@Madillusionist 6 лет назад
"if only you are this well educated black person" 😂😂😂 someone call the fire brigade
@rgwak
@rgwak 6 лет назад
When someone has to tell you repeatedly that he's the least racist person you know...he's actually the most racist person you know.
@scottleft3672
@scottleft3672 6 лет назад
Or....the people accusing him....the democrats....are racist crazed as they were the ones with the racist track record....kkk etc.
@kesonafyren837
@kesonafyren837 6 лет назад
"I'm not racist, you just don't have the capacity to understand what we're trying to accomplish."
@Keepinitreal61
@Keepinitreal61 6 лет назад
Wait a god dam minute. Deconstruct his quote "I'm the least racist person you know" sssoooo, on a scale of 1-10 is he saying he's racist but he's a 3.
@Wednesdaywoe1975
@Wednesdaywoe1975 6 лет назад
Paul Beoxn He's the least racist person HE knows, so more like a 7.
@jcepri
@jcepri 5 лет назад
The biggest tragedy of America is that so many people don't get that WE ALL are better off when WE ALL thrive. It's like chopping off your own finger when you get a splinter. The logic just isn't there.
@dianeowen5258
@dianeowen5258 6 лет назад
That statement read by SHS is a perfect description of trump. Projection again.
@s4salenow
@s4salenow 6 лет назад
"I am the LEAST racist. On a scale of 1-10 I'd say I am a 9, which is the LEAST racist of all my friends."
@ProdiJay
@ProdiJay 6 лет назад
I love this episode of House of Cards 😎
@talariswatts-el9832
@talariswatts-el9832 6 лет назад
ProdiJay great response!👍
@talariswatts-el9832
@talariswatts-el9832 6 лет назад
Only house of cards was more believable!
@lisamurdoch2525
@lisamurdoch2525 6 лет назад
Lol
@AwesomeBlackDude
@AwesomeBlackDude 6 лет назад
Oh... OH... can I pleeease give out the plot for thee' next episode and thanks.
@AwesomeBlackDude
@AwesomeBlackDude 6 лет назад
, Who's more corrupt in Congress between the Republicans and the Democrats? " When comparing criminal indictments of those serving in the executive branch of presidential administrations it's so lopsided as to be ridiculous. Yet all I ever hear is how corrupt the Democrats are. So why don't we break it down by president and the numbers. Obama (D) - 8yrs in office. zero criminal indictments, zero convictions and zero prison sentences. so the next time somebody describes the Obama administration as "scandal free" they aren't speaking wishfully, they're simply telling the truth. Bush, George W. (R) - 8yrs in office. 16 criminal indictments. 16 convictions. 9 prison sentences. Clinton (D) - 8yrs in office. 2 criminal indictments. one conviction. one prison sentence. that's right nearly 8yrs of investigations. tens of millions spent and 30yrs of claiming them the most corrupt ever and there was exactly one person convicted of a crime. Bush, George H. W. (R) - 4yrs in office. one indictment. one conviction. one prison sentence. Reagan (R) - 8yrs in office. 26 criminal indictments. 16 convictions. 8 prison sentences. Carter (D) - 4yrs in office. one indictment. zero convictions and zero prison sentences. Ford (R) - 2 1/2 yrs in office. one indictment and one conviction. one prison sentence. Pardoned Richard Nixon. Nixon (R) - 6yrs in office. 76 criminal indictments. 55 convictions. 15 prison sentences. Johnson (D) - 5yrs in office. zero indictments. zero convictions. zero prison sentences. So, let’s see where that leaves us. in the last 53 years Democrats have been in office for 25 of those years while Republicans held it for 28. in their 25yrs in office Democrats had a total of three executive branch officials indicted with one conviction and one prison sentence. That's one whole executive branch official convicted of a crime in two and a half decades of Democrat leadership. In the 28yrs that Republicans have held office over the last 53yrs they have had a total of (a drum roll would be more than appropriate), 120 criminal indictments of executive branch officials. 89 criminal convictions and 34 prison sentences handed down. That's more prison sentences than years in office since 1968 for Republicans. If you want to count articles of impeachment as indictments (they aren't really but we can count them as an action), both sides get one more. However, Clinton wasn't found guilty while Nixon resigned and was pardoned by Ford. So, those only serve to make Republicans look even worse. With everything going on with Trump and his people right now, it's a safe bet Republicans are gonna be padding their numbers a bit real soon. So let's just go over the numbers one more time shall we. 120 indictments for Republicans. 89 convictions and 34 prison sentences. Those aren't "feelings" or "alternate facts" those are simply the stats by the numbers. Republicans are, and have been for my entire lifetime, the most criminally corrupt party to hold the office of the presidency ” Thanks from your friendly freemasonry heritage "
@spankydoodlemartin128
@spankydoodlemartin128 6 лет назад
Stephen. I need tickets!!!
@Yve55
@Yve55 6 лет назад
BAM!!!! President Obama!! 😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏
@bryanwebster7027
@bryanwebster7027 6 лет назад
When asked to corroborate Penn's story, his partner Teller said " . . . . . . ."
@craigrotay3732
@craigrotay3732 6 лет назад
please keep calling trump AND ESPECIALLY HIS BACKERS on all of these outrageous topics.
@MrBlockice22
@MrBlockice22 6 лет назад
Devos is still the head of the department of education? Wow...
@joehackney1376
@joehackney1376 6 лет назад
Trump's Presidential Library will be a broom closet in a McDonalds in NJ.
@mommasitayoung148
@mommasitayoung148 6 лет назад
'This is so sad 😖 our state of affairs has come to Lately.'
@elnegrito6124
@elnegrito6124 6 лет назад
"There was fine pots .....on both sides and you know it and so do I"
@kpaterson9717
@kpaterson9717 6 лет назад
💖 from Scotland
@jamaya730
@jamaya730 6 лет назад
K Paterson Right back at ya, friend. From: America 💕
@geraldwebb5475
@geraldwebb5475 6 лет назад
I miss Obama
@jessetrudeau4939
@jessetrudeau4939 6 лет назад
I miss Osama cuz Osama is Obama
@harshie101
@harshie101 6 лет назад
Stephen: I wish you were a well-educated black. Specifically this one. *Points to Obama's picture* OMG!!!! SAAAAAAME!
@MrRIZZ-he2lv
@MrRIZZ-he2lv 5 лет назад
That well educated black man joke with Obama was priceless.
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