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LGR - The Kristal - DOS PC Game Review 

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Cinemaware was known for its excellent multi-genre computer games in the 80's, based on classic movies and TV shows. The Kristal was not one of them.

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@rmd251
@rmd251 7 лет назад
"I think this section of the game was supposed to be fun" is the greatest piece of writing in game criticism ever.
@alteredstates927
@alteredstates927 7 лет назад
Ah, Sir Drancis Frake. I remember him from my History classes, along with Parco Molo.
@martinkratochvil8488
@martinkratochvil8488 5 лет назад
Oh yes, they were both introduced right next to my favourite explorers, Merdinand Fagellan and........Christopher Columbus
@planescaped
@planescaped 5 лет назад
@@martinkratochvil8488 Christopher Columbus? I think you might be mistaken friend.
@E5rael
@E5rael 5 лет назад
@@planescaped Must have been talking about Costopher Chrilumbus. :/
@bigstupidgrin
@bigstupidgrin 5 лет назад
Hope this game has Mractice Pode (I'm stretching this aren't I?)
@ProfessorYana
@ProfessorYana 4 года назад
Leave us not forget Yalvin Ork, Maudie Urphy, and Tharry Lorne!
@Crusader1089
@Crusader1089 3 года назад
Just looking at this game made me go "I bet this was originally designed for Amiga" and sure enough, it was. It's just got that... British designed Amiga feel. It's hard to explain but it just reeks of the design language of the Amiga and Atari ST in Britain in the late 80s.
@oz_jones
@oz_jones 2 года назад
It really does
@Absquatula
@Absquatula 4 года назад
'Skringles' is the best name for a currency I've ever heard...
@Kingofturves
@Kingofturves 3 года назад
I'm so glad that point and click adventure games switched to just using the 'talk to' action and gave you a list of options you could ask. Trying to think of what to write was just waay too confusing back when I was a child. I liked the idea, but the gameplay was rather difficult.
@johnknight9150
@johnknight9150 5 лет назад
Going by the aesthetics and the look of the main character, I think the developers took inspiration from Zardoz, a weird indie film Sean Connery was in.
@Mystere1985
@Mystere1985 2 года назад
And probably Flash Gordon too.
@m1rock
@m1rock 11 лет назад
Too bad the guy on the box didn't have an epic mustache like the guy in the game. It would have sold way more copies.
@tinasavage6139
@tinasavage6139 8 лет назад
I thought Fissionchips was highly amusing. then again I was 13 years old at the time. thanks for the review
@magma2050
@magma2050 10 лет назад
I was given this game in the 90's by someone who didn't want it any more - I never really got anywhere with it. I do seem to remember solving the mystery of what "Flow" was, and why everyone kept telling me to "Go with the flow". Some shady character somewhere offered to sell me some "Flow", leading me to believe that it was some kind of narcotic that everyone was on.
@Leonharts911
@Leonharts911 6 лет назад
magma2050 lmao
@DrCandyStriper
@DrCandyStriper 5 лет назад
That makes almost a little too much sense considering how out there the rest of the game is.
@jeffread6593
@jeffread6593 10 лет назад
I think The Kristal was based on a play the way Oblivion was based on a graphic novel. Hint: The graphic novel was never published and its creator really wanted to make a movie all along.
@pattyb1472
@pattyb1472 5 лет назад
"Fissionchip" I will never not think that is clever
@Machtyn
@Machtyn 6 лет назад
They thanked George Lucas and Steven Spielberg for ... "keeping away". I don't think those two had to try very hard to stay away.
@LGR
@LGR 13 лет назад
@seandewar5 Hehe, yeah there are some awesome moments with the dialogue in this one. I just wish the rest of the game matched its occasional witty banter!
@JoystickVersusMachine
@JoystickVersusMachine 13 лет назад
Holy crap. Compared to this, the amiga version almost seems like a masterpiece... Almost. It's impressive that they managed to keep the intro with just the pc speaker.
@LGR
@LGR 13 лет назад
@MrShot97 I realized after I'd already made the video I forgot to make that complaint. :) It looks like hi-res EGA, making heavy use of dithering. But it is technically VGA. The Amiga and Atari ST versions look great in comparison.
@K0DeX
@K0DeX 10 лет назад
"Galagher wearing a homo-erotic wolverine costume.." I laughed so hard I had to pause the video to gather my shit. By the time you referred to him as "Wolvergalagher", I'd completely lost it. Thanks for the laughs, LGR!
@trentonfowler4169
@trentonfowler4169 6 лет назад
"They couldn't act their way out of a furniture-outlet commercial"
@erikrounds
@erikrounds 3 года назад
This was a weird game. I remember trying to unsuccessfully figure it out how to play it on the Amiga.
@TheHabitman
@TheHabitman 9 лет назад
That dude looks like Tony Iomni during the 70's.
@TritnewNG
@TritnewNG 6 лет назад
More like Geezer Butler tbh.
@LGR
@LGR 13 лет назад
@PituDitu It does have a lot of that classic, campy sci-fi vibe and for that it's awesome. But compared to the other campy sci-fi games Cinemaware released that actually DO feel like an interactive movie, it sucks. Glad you enjoyed the review!
@hercufles
@hercufles 8 лет назад
this game is one of the few games that hasnt got a lets play
@legofanguyvid
@legofanguyvid 8 лет назад
Same
@Orbrun
@Orbrun 7 лет назад
what is the same??
@legofanguyvid
@legofanguyvid 7 лет назад
Orbrun it means yes or I agree with you.
@Orbrun
@Orbrun 7 лет назад
***** same :p
@sovereignviper
@sovereignviper 6 лет назад
no, it doesn't mean "yes or I agree with you" lmfao - it means "same here" and it is not the appropriate response to a general statement such as "this is the only game that doesn't have a let's play"
@MrBuch169169
@MrBuch169169 9 лет назад
I don't know why the play never became a thing. The protagonist is named Dancis Frake, for crying out loud.
@Objectorbit
@Objectorbit 6 лет назад
I know, right? God.
@tobiasbanks3743
@tobiasbanks3743 6 лет назад
I think I found the play: soundcloud.com/rodneywyatt/sets/the-kristal-of-konos
@bpsokal
@bpsokal 3 года назад
@@tobiasbanks3743 oh my God.
@sijcalv
@sijcalv 3 года назад
it was set up with elaine paige and patrick moore and a few others, cant remember if it ever played. i will ask rodney, he developed it and wrote the play with a guy calked mike sutin.
@roads7018
@roads7018 8 лет назад
4:25 I can't help but stare at the "R" trying to figure out why nobody fixed it.. Everything else at least looks like letters..
@sirknight4981
@sirknight4981 7 лет назад
the Kpistal, lol!
@DouglasRRenoVideoGameReviews
@DouglasRRenoVideoGameReviews 9 лет назад
That sounds very impressive for the PC speaker man!
@applemask
@applemask 9 лет назад
I had this game, because it was one of the few games that was ever sold in B-Wise. My experience was identical to Mr. Clint Basinger's. What's happening at any time? What am I supposed to be doing? And why? I'd love to see the play script, just to find out what the fuck the story was supposed to be.
@Stier19812002
@Stier19812002 9 лет назад
You need to free the princess out of the hands of Lotarr, Redhead and another bad guy the name I cannot remember. The problem is is you dont ask the guy "Gloop" you meet randomly the question "What are you doing?" you will never know of that. He gives you an invitation and you go to the palace. I found that out after one year of playing. There you meet the king, his advisor and the princess which is later on kidnapped. But dont think the game becomes more logic afterwards.
@karlslicher8520
@karlslicher8520 9 лет назад
Is the speech at the title screen voiced by Sir Patrick Moore?
@ianhowardmusic2507
@ianhowardmusic2507 8 лет назад
+Karl Slicher I thought the same and looked it up. Yep it's the GamesMaster himself, Sir Patrick Moore.
@LWolf12
@LWolf12 8 лет назад
+Karl Slicher I thought it sounded familiar.
@legofanguyvid
@legofanguyvid 8 лет назад
We need just the recording of that...
@warehouselead
@warehouselead 4 года назад
Matrick Poore
@AFXGuru
@AFXGuru 3 года назад
Yes it is
@CaptPostmod
@CaptPostmod 4 года назад
Your DOS reviews make me miss my Amiga.
@starofjustice1
@starofjustice1 Год назад
Just in case anyone out there might be curious about playing this, a walkthrough for it DOES exist: you have to get the book Quest for Clues III.
@LGR
@LGR 13 лет назад
@rpmmelby It was going to be last month, leading up to Duke Nukem Forever's release. But then the game got delayed again and I got too depressed! I'll still review the games sometime...
@buzzpl0x645
@buzzpl0x645 4 года назад
hallo
@binkbonkbones3402
@binkbonkbones3402 Год назад
Those sound bites are like eavesdropping on a b29 pilots conversations with his team
@LGR
@LGR 13 лет назад
@DatabaseGeek Can't say I've ever played it, but I will certainly give it a try and see what it's about!
@gooseguse
@gooseguse 9 лет назад
I cannot! "...you are greeted with a lie." It's said SO nonchalantly!
@austinbaccus
@austinbaccus 5 лет назад
gooseguse, that part made me laugh too!
@bobdobbs8250
@bobdobbs8250 9 лет назад
Wolvergalager is not bad, so I would suggest Galgerine
@U014B
@U014B 6 лет назад
Bob Dobbs That sounds like either an STD or an off-brand mouthwash. ...or both.
@absalomdraconis
@absalomdraconis 5 лет назад
Mouthwash.
@chinnalasha5556
@chinnalasha5556 6 лет назад
You are seriously my favorite youtuber!
@TheRetroGamerGuy
@TheRetroGamerGuy 13 лет назад
Another excellent review here Phreak!
@LGR
@LGR 12 лет назад
I'd highly recommend Ancient DOS Games. He only posts them on blip.tv, so just go to his website (pixelships[dot]com/adg)
@LGR
@LGR 13 лет назад
@huhabab Ha, there is a sort of mid-1990s Romero vibe going on with that cover.
@lukemas1981
@lukemas1981 10 лет назад
The guy doing the narration is sir Patrick Moore , or at least sounds like him anyway.
@michaelhall6178
@michaelhall6178 9 лет назад
It was indeed Patrick Moore!
@TheHairyDizz
@TheHairyDizz 11 лет назад
Your pizza analogy, was beautiful.
@stevethepocket
@stevethepocket 2 года назад
I don't think I've ever seen a game that uses 640×200 mode before. Also that Fissionchips logo could give most modern metal bands a run for its money in the unreadability department.
@alishaisnotaface
@alishaisnotaface 13 лет назад
You have to admit it's kinda good for the way his hair bounces with every step.
@mrbitbot
@mrbitbot 13 лет назад
Good review!
@THEONLYGORE
@THEONLYGORE 6 лет назад
going back to these old videos your voice slowly became full Duke Nukem :D
@thomaspaine4670
@thomaspaine4670 5 лет назад
I'm so glad to find out that furniture commercials are the same everywhere.
@Stier19812002
@Stier19812002 12 лет назад
If you collect more than 100 strenght you can pass the executions chamber. There is Redhead then, a pirate who cooperates with Lotarr who kidnapped the princess you met in the King's palace. After you finished him in a swords fight you get to a prince whose name I forgot who challanges you for a pchic duel. This was, where I always died. Although I foud out many things more than you, everything is still unclear.
@Soitisisit
@Soitisisit 7 лет назад
Honestly? It doesn't look that bad. I guess this is one of those things where the gameplay really kills it. And well, that does happen. It looks pretty funny and campy and the graphics seem quite excellent really. Too bad it's not actually that much fun apparently. Maybe it'd be well suited to a reboot if someone felt up to doing so? Or just some sort of hack or patch.
@reggiardito
@reggiardito 13 лет назад
Awesome , like always!
@peytonpdx
@peytonpdx 11 лет назад
Ha. My home page is set to wikipedia's Random Page. Today, /wiki/The_Kristal popped up and I landed on your review. Good work, and I'm glad to see you're still doing these.
@SailorRoseRed
@SailorRoseRed 17 дней назад
Don't mind me I am just watching older LGR videos on a binge
@RustyR3volva
@RustyR3volva 10 лет назад
I never finished this game as a kid, we had the same box art here in Australia. Ahhh I miss the IBM286
@JarlFrank
@JarlFrank 7 лет назад
The graphics are pretty damn cool, even though the gameplay seems severely lacking.
@LGR
@LGR 13 лет назад
@Lvl22nerd Yeah, I've gained about 195 pounds since I was born. A real tragedy, thanks for pointing it out!
@XxzoundsxX
@XxzoundsxX 10 лет назад
Nice analogy.
@NewEonOrchestra
@NewEonOrchestra 13 лет назад
Sim Copter music in the background? Love it.
@IxwhitechapelxI
@IxwhitechapelxI 7 лет назад
could you review Sid Meier's Pirates?
@anyth11ng_
@anyth11ng_ 11 лет назад
That's a brilliant idea, sir and/or madam. Thanks for that.
@meursault7030
@meursault7030 4 года назад
Only person on youtube I've come across that pronounces Giger correctly.
@Wully101
@Wully101 12 лет назад
love the intro screen dude :)
5 лет назад
That voice! It’s Sir Patrick Moore, aka The Games Master!!
@ironchef3500
@ironchef3500 13 лет назад
Never heard actual dialogue from the pc speaker, sweet!
@yigilantis
@yigilantis 9 лет назад
hi LGR, great video clarifying another mystery from Dos era. Can you make a review for an old western game named "Colorado"? I am sure you know that game. It was interesting and hard to understand when I was a kid. still don't know what the main objectives were. You would do a great favor for your fans, dude.
@lacknerflorian7254
@lacknerflorian7254 3 года назад
Ty for share , greets
@PropaneTreeFiddy
@PropaneTreeFiddy 10 лет назад
The puppets in Team America. Couldn't have explained it better myself.
@Dagarvs
@Dagarvs 13 лет назад
damn, damn good review.
@ValseInstrumentalist
@ValseInstrumentalist 4 года назад
This makes me want a review of Hugo III.
@KennethSorling
@KennethSorling 4 года назад
I just found this game on cassette on my national version of Ebay. I shudder to think how bad the 8-bit version of this would be.
@RustyR3volva
@RustyR3volva 11 лет назад
I remember this game. We (in Australia) had the same box art as the American Version... I couldn't figure how to play it when I was a kid...
@adil538
@adil538 5 месяцев назад
12 years... Holy cow!
@stockicide
@stockicide 7 лет назад
That art is gorgeous! ...shame about the gameplay.
@zarrg5611
@zarrg5611 3 года назад
That seems to be a common theme for retro adventure games.
@DE-GEN-ART
@DE-GEN-ART 5 лет назад
"You are met with, a lie" Clint i freaking love you man
@Pozorrogo
@Pozorrogo 13 лет назад
That sounds like the voices in my head O.o And thats the FIRST THING I thought when I saw the guy, that he looks exactly like Ghallager. If smashing watermelons are involved in this game then I'm sold.
@sijcalv
@sijcalv 5 лет назад
I tested this game before release.
@JadenYukifan28
@JadenYukifan28 8 лет назад
Wow..."The Kristal Kronikles", very creative....
@misterblobbys
@misterblobbys 4 года назад
I loved this game. I couldn't get past the first planet. But still I loved it. God only knows why
@tahustvedt
@tahustvedt 4 года назад
I would have loved this in the 80's if I had it.
@amylauren8647
@amylauren8647 10 лет назад
gnarly dude
@markofcaine
@markofcaine 4 года назад
reminds me of the box art for Nes Crystalis.
@juliusraben3526
@juliusraben3526 3 года назад
With games like this... just record your end time. Post it to a forum and congratulations, you are a world record speedrunner
@endofthelinejoel
@endofthelinejoel 13 лет назад
I like that you give bad games a fair tryout. And that you give reasons why they suck instead of just saying "it sucks".
@U014B
@U014B 7 лет назад
This video pretty much sums up how I feel about Zelda II.
@matthewbaumann630
@matthewbaumann630 6 лет назад
What was the old fighting game with a land shark?
@Yusuke_Denton
@Yusuke_Denton 13 лет назад
In the manual: "Chocolate Skringles?"
@Mantwawn
@Mantwawn 4 года назад
ahead of its time
@ThatWolfWithShades
@ThatWolfWithShades 11 лет назад
How did you make the Duke Nukem intro?
@ichigokarasu
@ichigokarasu 4 года назад
Haha I totally thought "muscle-bound Keanu" looked more like Ed Helms and Will from Will & Grace's lovechild
@miked4377
@miked4377 5 лет назад
is that doug hennning on the screen?wow the magic gig must have fell through..
@stangleeze
@stangleeze 4 года назад
Go with the flow
@hovnaruvraj
@hovnaruvraj 11 лет назад
This intro should return.
@games4356
@games4356 13 лет назад
@TheRetroGamerGuy Thanks :)
@SvenneTheBlockhead
@SvenneTheBlockhead 13 лет назад
@phreakindee Try running it in DOSBox and take a screenshot. This way you can find out which screen res it's using.
@Noone-of-your-Business
@Noone-of-your-Business 5 лет назад
You think _American_ consumers get belittling and condescending packaging? Look at German movie title translations, and you will feel proud of that little bit of cheese in your box art. We have to endure much higher levels of cringe on a daily basis...
@hannibalburgers477
@hannibalburgers477 4 года назад
Yeah. I am not German, and even i knew that your movie titles sucks.
@SonataFanatica
@SonataFanatica 7 лет назад
Heh... at 2:05 you turned into George McFly for a sec. :D
@Highretrogamelord
@Highretrogamelord 13 лет назад
Dancis Frake sounds like "Dancing is Fake". :P Anyways, to bad to see that the game isn't good...let's hope the next ones you will review are better. :}
@LGR
@LGR 13 лет назад
@shaurz Or Mortal Kombat fans... perhaps the MK kreators were Kristal fans? Ha, K's in place of C's, how silly.
@ipitythefool.3309
@ipitythefool.3309 8 лет назад
Yeah, thank's a lot, just bought this one, on the Amiga.
@CharlesVanNoland
@CharlesVanNoland 4 года назад
DANCIS, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE!!!!!
@j.d.6915
@j.d.6915 7 лет назад
This is the oddest VGA color scheme I've seen. It reminds me of the Tandy 16 color scheme with some EGA mixed in. It definitely isn't 320x200 at 256 colors (or it didn't take advantage of the 256 colors or resolution). Was it just an EGA mode that was ported to VGA?
@stunheart
@stunheart 7 лет назад
Higher resolution than 320cx20. Definitely.
@henrikhyrup3995
@henrikhyrup3995 4 года назад
@@stunheart I think it's 640x200 (might be 240) with an EGA colour palette. My guess is that it has 64 colours, but only 16 can be shown simultaneously.
@aaronmicalowe
@aaronmicalowe 4 года назад
When paying programmers with weed and letting them design on the way, was an option.
@irinabonney1721
@irinabonney1721 6 лет назад
The cover resembles choose your own adventure books cover art.
@thetoecutterr
@thetoecutterr 13 лет назад
why is it that you saying "NOPE" sounds so awesome!?!?!
@jevans189
@jevans189 13 лет назад
Part of me misses wishes I grew up during this time period of gaming and other parts of me are glad I was born later.
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