Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the voting booth. ----- Starring Andrew Heaton and Austin Bragg; written by Andrew Heaton, Austin Bragg, and Meredith Bragg; produced by Meredith and Austin Bragg.
@@sagetechnology4913 I know, but having experience using similar Pelican type cases in wet environments has shown me that it is still a good idea to use something corrosion resistant if you can.
I'm not a Libertarian, but I really appreciate these guys' comedy videos. Too much comedy nowadays is emotionally and politically charged to the point where it's just not funny. I may disagree with many of their points but the punchlines still hold up.
Eh keep an open mind and let their points simmer for a spell. Plus there is less ideological lockstep, unlike the other political movements/parties, where one tows the line or is ostracized. We still try to find the balance. Open border for example. Until we stop handing out freebies to everyone on my dime, lock her down. Once the welfare state and it's freebies are gone, open that sucker up.
It my experience, anecdotal I know, that just about everybody is a libertarian.... one on one. It is only when in-group preference starts clouding judgement to the point that tribalism consumes the conversation that it all turns to shit.
I didn't even have to take the candy tax this year. My children are raised properly, so they each threw me some of my favorites as payment for services rendered. My daughter called my snickers the "razor checking fee". I returned it as a reward for displaying practical application of the lessons I have imparted over the last ten years. I've never been more proud. Also, I was already so full of sugar that the thought of eating another candy bar made me want to hurl.
I’ll be building a Halloween basket with a magnet in the bottom to catch razors and market it to children this Christmas as an a long term investment in improving their after tax candy.
From what I understand less than 100 reports of tainted Halloween candy have been made to police in the history of the United States. Of those less than half actually found what was reported and in EVERY case it was determined that the parent who reported it was the person who put it there. In only two cases was a child harmed and in both the parent ultimately admitted they were trying to kill their own child. Meaning that, statistically, if someone claims they found something in their kid's candy there is a 100% chance they are the person who put it there.
Gun. Gun. Gun. Gun. Jaws - “You forgot about my Shark Gun” Seriously, that Jones Act reference cracked me up more than anything, just because it subverted the flow.
The gun gag wouldn't have worked with Jaws, as that movie actually was resolved with the use of a gun. I was afraid they were going to go for it anyway, so the surprise Jones Act got me.💀
Loved the repeat reminder that most horror movies would be cut dramatically short by just one accessible gun. Also, yeah, that movie reaaally still holds up well to this day.
Andrew Heaton showing up in every horror movie and blasting away… incredible. Second best Reason Halloween video ever (Remy’s “Trigger” being the best).
I think it was more that he realized he hadn't made any friends (or had driven them all away) over his years of being a "crazy prepper." But I could be projecting lol.
Lol that's why my "prepping" is little food, with a lot of beer, drugs and ammunition. I'm gunna be drunk, high and dying in a gunfight. I don't wanna be around for the apocalypse, that shit doesn't sound all that enjoyable
The libertarian horror movie is where the zombies are after you, but you can't get to your guns because they're unloaded, locked up, and you lost the key to the gun cabinet!
I think you meant "liberal", not libertarian. Libertarians don't ban bouncy sticks like the orange dude, they would have vending machines on every corner dispensing loaded Glock mags (its just because they are the most common) and even Glocks with fun switches ready to rock and roll.
@@jakegarrett8109 No, it's a libertarian horror movie because the libertarian is prevented by laws to protect himself. In spite of Heaton's video, if you have the means to protect yourself, then it's not really a "horror" story for libertarians. It would be more of a subversion of the horror story than an actual horror story.
@@valkrian0974 we basically already have it. We don't even have to leave the home and print just about anything. I hope in the future when we realize laws only prevent the law abiding from defending themselves, that we see COD Blops 2 (or it might have been MW), where they had the 3d printer for the mystery box for exo zombies. Something like that would be cool. It would resolve a lot of supply chain issues if they had one in a shop: need a 45 degree pic rail? No problem, you just need to carry raw material and you can make that, or scope mounts, or muzzle breaks for any caliber or thread type, you can make a slide or any part you need. Once the price of metal printers comes down more (just like plastic printers are between $100 and $300 depending on sales), when they drop to about $50k I can see a lot of shops opening these up (either for all those unrestricted parts like I listed, or also probably car parts, washing machine parts, just whatever people need and download it from their version of Thingiverse catalog).
Put it in a large Ziploc bag. You can jam your finger through the plastic if you put some effort into it. Might want to use a revolver, so no worry about the bag dragging on the slide.
I fee like this compilation could be a substitute for the "Meet the Engineer" short that Valve put out for Team Fortress 2. How do you solve for x problem? Use a gun. If that don't work. Use more gun.
Hahaha I lost it at some of these with the gun clips. Brought me back to childhood with some of those older classic horror movies. I used to watch them all the time with my grandmother. The blob scared the crap outta me.
Rosemary's Nimby had me dying. The plus side of scrubbing back and slowing down to catch those little cards, was I got to see the Stalin scene in slow motion.
"Hey Jamie, it's Andrew. Do you have zombies where you are?" "Yes! We're out in the woods, trying to keep away from them, but they're everywhere!" "You can come to my place, I've got plenty of supplies, guns and reading matter." "Uh, no, thanks, we're good."
"They Live" is one of the best movies ever! When John Carpenter was at his best (and he had Roddy Piper for the right improvised lines), his movies are timeless and increasingly relevant.
I love how this is tongue in cheek self parody as well. Not as good as the Game of Thrones one, but… good. I wish I could see a The Libertarian Expanse set of clips, but that’s probably never going to happen.
OK, I love the AR-15, but in the case of birds, Biden is right, you want the shotgun. Preferable an AA-12 or the SWD Street Sweeper (because I'm sure that's what Biden meant when he said "all you need is a shotgun 🤷♂️)
Poster gags (with references): "The Shining House on Haunted Hill" (Ronald Reagan concluded his 1988 SotU by calling America "this shining city on a hill.") "The Creature from Jekyll Island" (In 1910 a secret meeting on Jekyll Island, Georgia drafted the structure of the Federal Reserve.) "Rosemary's NIMBY" (Not in my backyard.) "Concealed Carrie": "If you've got a taste for terror... try mugging Carrie" "An American Werewolf in Lockdown." "The Kinetic Action of the Worlds." (A euphemism for active warfare used by both the Bush and Obama administrations.) "The Evil Fed." (Self-explanatory, but worth a stop at 1:28 for the poster.) "Children of the Corn Subsidies." "Das Cabinet des Dr. Oz." (From the German Silent Film "The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari." "When a Pollster Calls." "A Nightmare on K Street." (K Street is the chief lobbying center of Washington DC.) "The Straw Man." "The Night of the Hunter Biden Laptop." (From the 1955 movie "The Night of the Hunter".) "Ann Coultergeist." "It Takes a Village of the Damned." "ParaNORML Activity" (National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws) "Hereditary" starring Herschel Walker. (Because secret kids.) "Let the ̶r̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶l̶e̶f̶t̶ ̶r̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ anyone sane one in" "April the 15th"
I’m honestly surprised Alien wasn’t mentioned. Alien has to be one of the most anti-authoritarian, egalitarian, and anti-crony movies of all time. The whole plot literally revolves around people questioning and later going against the orders of a greedy corporation that controls their fates and free will.
Horror films are stuck in the past: no handhelds, no telephones, usually. No ability to research local news, no contact with the police, these days we have to go down a deep spelunking pit to escape the modern items that defeat horror.
