Lie Witness News - Canada is America’s 51st State

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This NBA Finals is the first ever between the US and Canada. Which of course is fun but Jimmy wanted to point something out that has been bothering him and that is the Raptors team slogan, “We The North.” Toronto is not the North. Toronto is part of Canada and it’s actually the Southern part. Canada is its own country and your location identity shouldn’t be relative to America. Wethought we could have some fun with this, so we went out on the street and we asked pedestrian show they felt about the news that Canada had just become our 51st State. Of course, that did not happen. But did that stop people from weighing in on it? We find out in tonight’s Canada edition of #LieWitnessNews.
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@doslover 5 лет назад

As a US citizen... pretty sure Canada doesn't want any of what we have to offer at the moment.

@5.5.Below.5 5 лет назад

Exactly...I'm sad to even agree with you...

@jacobmartins4698 5 лет назад

Yeah we good with our free health care lol no offence guys

@blairrice 5 лет назад

You sir are correct.

@blairrice 5 лет назад

Vinay Garnepudi really that's your argument? Hahahaha oh my

@adamelmahdali9049 5 лет назад

Vinay Garnepudi its the other way around , its those companies that need non Americans to exist you know the other 7.5billion people

@habsfan120 5 лет назад

As a Canadian, I can honestly say that becoming a part of the US is the last thing we want.

@James-nv1wf 5 лет назад

If they turned in their guns and adopted our health care system...I'd definitely consider it.

@Galaxyshooter116 5 лет назад

As a Canadian i agree lol

@plymouthtoleedsonaxchst9537 5 лет назад

Most Canadians love Americans,Canadians want rid of the British.

@lilliancat4840 4 года назад

@FurryFoxTv They fought in both world wars before us.

@anaevevachon 4 года назад

@@plymouthtoleedsonaxchst9537 i'm Canadian and i love british so...and i don't hâte but don't love American

@cc3184 5 лет назад

Hahaha. "Our freedom". Every Canadian laughing our heads off.

@acm1350 4 года назад

@@mm28778 - please cite your sources regarding this history you mentioned. I also recall a time here in the USA when if you spoke out against Bush's War in Iraq, that somehow made you "Un-American" and that you supported terrorism. Also, more recently how football players are seen as "Un-Patriotic" if they kneel during the National Anthem. Sounds like extreme PC to me.

@mm28778 4 года назад

A C M You’re talking about perceptions of people kneeling and speaking out against Bush. The government has never actually limited free speech. You literally had a bill trying to force people to use gender pronouns or be fined. There’s a difference2 between the public sensoring free speech and a government doing it.

@jamie2118 4 года назад

@@mm28778 yes yes please tell us more of those lies

@deathbygrapes5 4 года назад

I silently sighed inside

@blitzn00dle19 3 года назад

2/3 of the US population lives within 100 miles of a land or maritime border and in that area we can be stopped and searched without a warrant, people have been stopped for "sitting rigidly upright in seat" and the worst one "driving towards los angeles" so yeah you want none of our "freedom"

@drtruth2766 4 года назад

Canada: ‘We the North’ Mexico: ‘We the South’ USA: We the sandwiched...😝

@xen2241 4 года назад

"we the inbred.. i mean in bread"

@flipandtwist2944 4 года назад

Or We The People lol

@rinnerinne1639 3 года назад

Good one.

@vidaspence4117 3 года назад

😂😂😂 good one

@kishothv3618 3 года назад

ahahahaha st lawrence river is the mayo

@tryagain926 5 лет назад

That guy deserves an Oscar for coming up with that entire lie on the spot😂

@Winteramen 5 лет назад

Dude loves coffee. He was drinking coffee, then went home to drink coffee

@frankbauerful 5 лет назад

The sad thing is he was probably not actually lying. Instead his brain was creating false memories to fix the cognitive dissonance created by the question.

@995109 5 лет назад

Typical liberal

@topdawgpaps5665 5 лет назад

@@995109 guy says Trump's slogan=guy is liberal Intelligence: 0 Nice try play again

@995109 5 лет назад

@@topdawgpaps5665 Bro, Jimmy Kimmel Shoots his Lie Witness News segments in Hollywood. A super liberal city. Those people are liberals.

@RodFarva 5 лет назад

All of us here in Canada cringed while watching this

@sharaheelhashmi1404 5 лет назад

Fr🤣

@lobitome 5 лет назад

Some of us in the states did too. There are some dumb people out there that clearly don't care how they look/sound to the World.

@Chichi11186 5 лет назад

I’m from America and I’m dieing inside

@x-wingpilot8169 5 лет назад

So much cringe!

@basementdweller5201 5 лет назад

As a Canadian I can Approve

@Raja-wj8zn 5 лет назад

No thanks USA , Canada is already great !!

@thegamingcube1000 5 лет назад

Hahahahaha

@acm1350 4 года назад

@Brandi Bohannon - LOL!!! The United States compares itself to every other Country on Earth every time patriotic-blind self-declaring Americans shout out we are the "Greatest Country on Earth". Sounds like a pretty huge comparison to me.

@fionahuang9020 4 года назад

not great but peaceful no where is great ill guarantee u that

@colton8171 3 года назад

@Brandi Bohannon i dont know any canadian that willingly compares us to the us

@funpersonakaebw1110 3 года назад

I wish I was 18 so I could join you all in Canada. It's a trash fire here.

@vemovasnena 5 лет назад

Guy: “our freedom” Canadas national anthem: “true north strong and free”

@lickos83 5 лет назад

Vanessa Mitchell *freedoms 😂

@theoandolaf 5 лет назад

I don't think being arrested for saying "hate speech" qualifies as actual freedom.

@JollyOldCanuck 5 лет назад

@@theoandolaf You don't get arrested you get fined. The only problem is what qualifies as hate speech changes over time, from generation to generation, which leads to a lot of confusion.

@quickhistory8637 4 года назад

@@JollyOldCanuck oh wow so getting fined for free speech is so much better

@JollyOldCanuck 4 года назад

@@quickhistory8637 Getting fined for hate speech, if your using free speech in a way that threatens someones right to security and safety then you deserve to be fined. Controlling your language and carefully crafting your arguements so that you can make your point without threatening people isn't that difficult.

@Doya89 5 лет назад

Guy: let’s make Canada great again Everyone in Canada ever: we’re good

@dasfun2243 5 лет назад

It's not even funny that your average people get better healthcare than our 911 firefighters and first responders.

@LouisVDon 5 лет назад

LivelyAisha #4748 well illegal citizens are now getting health care soooooooo

@dasfun2243 5 лет назад

@@LouisVDon oh that same lame, generic and ignorant circlejerk DaE tOoK oUr JuBs n MoOoNeY..Also it's pretty pathetic to like your own comment, screams of desperation.

@Doya89 5 лет назад

DeeJay VEVO lol whoever told you that we have to wait three months to see our doctor was lying to you. I can call my doctor and make an appointment to see him tomorrow. We also have walk-in clinic, in which we can just go at anytime and won’t have to wait longer than one hour. And guess what, we don’t have to pay a penny for any of that.

@dasfun2243 5 лет назад

@DeeJay VEVO that's a pure fantasy and propaganda, entirety of my extended family lives in Canada, and none of them are unhappy with healthcare they receive. even the corrupt of all corrupt conservative politicians in Canada says that they won't take away Canada's healthcare, because it is so liked by Canadians that it'd be a political suicide. And that's just not Canada but out of all 21 developed countries 20 countries have single payer healthcare and they unanimously are in love with it. Don't you think if it was bad idea, people would've hated it and tried to change it. But reality is exact opposite.

@Dadododa-ti8ty 5 лет назад

I understand now why Americans elected Trump. Good luck we pray for you.

@2nfg557 5 лет назад

Dado2015 doda we need it

@swissarmyknight4306 5 лет назад

Yah, its super fun being stuck here with these...people.

@MsNekaa26 5 лет назад

Thank you we need all the prayers😄😄😄 we have dumbest president ever 😔😔🤣🤣🤣we need all the help we can get🤗🤗🤗

@MsNekaa26 5 лет назад

@@swissarmyknight4306 I know right

@995109 5 лет назад

These people all live in L.A. and L.A. is liberal Liberals are lunatics who lie all the time.

@axelkristoffle6441 5 лет назад

Then ask "How did you react when you realized the US is now 1 province of Canada?" That will be hilarious 🤣

@Dolfski 5 лет назад

Axel Kristoffle Soza trust me, they don’t know what a province is

@axelkristoffle6441 5 лет назад

@@Dolfski Hahaha You're right. 🤭

@asahikun4655 4 года назад

Randy um we do it just shows you care more about America by knowing we have states and Acknowledging that us Americans wouldn’t care about Canada because it’s not important

@zestykt4001 3 года назад

Nobody in the world will believe that.....people will laugh on you, if will you ask such question

@fedodosto3162 Год назад

@@asahikun4655 No, it only shows Amricans are uneducated.

@Alex-yv4vr 4 года назад

Got a read on this guy: If he tells a story involving coffee - he’s lying

@RCRJonny 5 лет назад

"Our Freedom" I never laughed so hard. Canada more free than the US

@SunnyDayYoutube 5 лет назад

JontheGeekGuy that’s false

@amlouellet711 5 лет назад

Yep and even with oir gun's law. Go figure

@jakepotrebic 5 лет назад

Hmm, I'm not sure where you get that idea. You'd be hard-pressed to find a country with more freedoms than the US.

@RCRJonny 5 лет назад

In Canada you have the right to doctor assisted suicide for the terminally Ill. Marijuana is completely legal, this may shock you but we're even allowed to have guns up here, gays have the right to marry nationwide, we have the right to healthcare without going into financial ruin, women are free to make decisions about their own bodies and our incarceration rate is almost 1/6th that of the United States (per 100K people). I don't understand the argument. The US has the highest incarceration rate in the free world. Based on that, statistically speaking, you're the least free of the 90 free countries in the world

@RCRJonny 5 лет назад

@@SunnyDayRU-vid not at all. Read my comment below

@anoja31 5 лет назад

We the North represents the entire country, not just Toronto ;-; Edit: I'm not pressed about this lol, just pointing out to those lost in the comments 😒

@amlouellet711 5 лет назад

I concure, we are canadians where ever we live

@guestiestguest4048 5 лет назад

Ditto. I think Jimmy (writers) was just being pedantic for the sake of the joke

@adnanissa8613 5 лет назад

I’m from Australia and when they say we the north I know they were talking about the whole country not just Toronto

@nawfali2670 5 лет назад

Likewise and I'm from Morocco

@ujutheghost 5 лет назад

It was hard to tell if he was joking and i thought the same😅 like uhm We are the north, ive had fools ask me if i ever saw or live in igloos my word😂

@Imbubbaboyd67 3 года назад

Robin Williams put it perfectly when he said Canada is like a beautiful apartment right on top of a meth lab. You guys being the meth lab. And most Canadians agree

@oscarosullivan4513 2 года назад

I agree as an Irishman we have to deal with ignorant Brits who couldn’t even place the border on a map or think Ireland is part of the UK

@MichaelPaine 2 года назад

What does that make Mexico?

@matissealfaro6736 2 года назад

@@MichaelPaine or central/south america

@MisterNatMan 5 лет назад

the freedoms guns guy was like a character straight out of South Park LMAO

@Evy2526 5 лет назад

It's both funny and cringy.

@dasfun2243 5 лет назад

It shouldn't be cringy if you know that these are just cherry picked examples to make a funny sketch.

@starkravingralph 5 лет назад

Why can't people just admit they don't know? This segment is so EMBARRASSING!!!!

@wilfredoanunezpacheco5367 5 лет назад

Phoenix Risen i think they just put the people that lie in the video. Saying idk is not that’s funny lol

@starkravingralph 5 лет назад

@@wilfredoanunezpacheco5367 It's not funny that they lie, it makes people look terrible. Although this segment is funny, it's disheartening and I'd rather see it gone then helping to proliferate the anti-education/intellectualism issue in our country right now. At least maybe add to the segment, don't remove it and show them being called out on their lies and ask why they would do it. Also, ask if they are ashamed, cuz they should be. Just say I don't know or I didn't hear that, NO need to lie for laughs.

@starkravingralph 5 лет назад

@Fidel Flores They are. They're. Exactly what I'm saying, they are not actors. You just proved the point.

@starkravingralph 5 лет назад

@Fidel Flores Sorry but it shows what is happening here in USA, if you are not from here, that is what I am talking about. You, hopefully are open minded enough to learn and be proud of it. Many United States idiots think after 18yrs, learning ends. It's definitely starting to piss me off. At least you have a legit excuse.

@georgethompson3763 5 лет назад

To create a 2 minute segment with a couple of liars, they must spend the whole day asking the same questions to hundreds of people.

@DexPeck 5 лет назад

"Our freedoms and our guns"..... That guy IS the South

@HueyPPLong 5 лет назад

When the guy explained what a coin toss is in detail 😂😂😂

@Guillermo153 2 года назад

Lolll is that Justin Trudeau??

@memoli1524 5 лет назад

Our freedoms and..uhh..our guns!

@mistein837 5 лет назад

He forgot the most important thing that the US gives to any country which is democracy 😂😂

@whatever5922 5 лет назад

Dumb

@justjoddat 5 лет назад

classic trumptard lmao

@fredklein3829 5 лет назад

I know! He didn't even mention fried food as a benefit of joining the good ol' USA.

@JohnSmith-ii9cu 5 лет назад

It’s pretty obvious they hired him as a fake gun nut to further push kimmel’s leftist agenda to make all gun owners look like dumb hicks

@frankisays2much 5 лет назад

Canada is what the U.S. wants to be when it grows up.

@mankarandhesi190 5 лет назад

ATS_ She is saying that the US wants to be like Canada not the other way around

@serenas.9560 5 лет назад

exactly

@lilaclizard4504 5 лет назад

pity tehy're intent on commuting suicide before they grow up

@jackies.1338 5 лет назад

EXACTLY.

@jesusvazquez1108 5 лет назад

Hell no

@terrencew.4475 4 года назад

As a Canadian citizen, I'm pretty confident that we're just fine the way we are right now. So no thanks, Uncle Sam;-)

@Game_Invasion 3 года назад

“Of all the countries they could choose from” No country in the world would join you guys

@nfgchris4317 3 года назад

Likewise

@phoenix5054 2 года назад

I'm sure Haiti would die to be a part of the US. Look at all the people migrating from their torn country.

@Game_Invasion 2 года назад

@@phoenix5054 if they could choose another country they would. It’s the cheapest place for them to migrate too. You are walking and talking proof of Americans ignorance so thank you for replying and proving my point for me.

@phoenix5054 2 года назад

@@Game_Invasion I'm not American, and they are bordered with the Dominican Republic.

@vothbetilia4862 2 года назад

@@nfgchris4317 wdym likewise, Canada doesn't annex people for a living.

@rabidbunny1013 5 лет назад

🤦🏻‍♀ help 🤦🏻‍♀...please 🤦🏻‍♀ I've officially have lost faith in humanity 🤦🏻‍♀🤦🏻‍♀

@HatakeClipz 5 лет назад

U had faith before this lmao wait till you see the rest of the world

@BillBadMule123 5 лет назад

Trump is a Vacuum Cleaner for Dummies He Sucks them all in

@luke_5187 5 лет назад

You guys do realize y’all are American? People al across North America are categorized as American throughout the rest of the world.

@larzywanderlust1904 5 лет назад

I lost faith in humanity Nov. of 2016.

@puneetrattanpal9879 5 лет назад

They mean northern part of North America lol ie Canada. Also I don’t know if I’m more dumbfounded or insulted by these answers lol.

@Liv-hx9xx 5 лет назад

Lol

@jamesa6494 5 лет назад

But Toronto isn't even the northernmost city with a franchise.

@toaletttbord 5 лет назад

Freedom and guns

@Liv-hx9xx 5 лет назад

@@jamesa6494 We're not just representing toronto its the whole god damn country

@puneetrattanpal9879 5 лет назад

James A there not talking about just Toronto their talking about Canada which is in the North. As there is only one team here it makes sense

@PartyDownStairs 5 лет назад

Those ppl have to be actors theirs no way.. starting to believe this is a script

@JC-cu4ek 5 лет назад

Wait. What? How did she think Canada was * *already* * a US state? That's...Huh?

@kimmywatson1803 5 лет назад

I am wondering the exact same thing

@asahikun4655 4 года назад

Jaime Cybulski it’s obviously scripted

@brianisme6498 4 года назад

Bam Cham nah I’ve met people irl that genuinely believe that, quite a few aussies believe that I was shocked to find that out when I moved to Australia

@zestykt4001 3 года назад

Many people in the world think that Canada is just a part of the USA. Go outside, you will know

@somedude151 3 года назад

@@zestykt4001 america junior

@95Antriksh 5 лет назад

*Hillarious how convincingly people talk bout it* 😂😂

@95Antriksh 5 лет назад

@Oli. G oh hey !! Thank you !!

@dasfun2243 5 лет назад

Now kith!!

@crucifiedresurrected6692 5 лет назад

*ridiculous

@lickos83 5 лет назад

A K you’re hot!

@susisiebert5942 5 лет назад

I'm Canadian..so NO WAY do we want anything to do with the STATES!!!!

@millennial4840 5 лет назад

Why?

@WhirledPeace 5 лет назад

The Gaming Cube we have and always will call you just “The States” We’re not stupid, we know the full title... and that’s what so easily offends you that you revert to Trump style derogatory name calling? Lol...I hope you’re not one of the people carrying a gun lol.. Build more walls...keep people like you in. Feel safe. ❤️😂❤️

@WhirledPeace 5 лет назад

millennial because of materialistic behaviour, guns, and the attitude that some not all, but some.. think like the people in this clip. I may be wrong and I’m sorry if I am, but I feel Americans think they are better than most and everyone else is beneath their country. No hate, but you asked. That’s how the majority, but not all of us feel.

@wigit2510 5 лет назад

You are FAR from united, Cube. Your country is a mess.

@conniesmith7804 5 лет назад

@@millennial4840 We have free health care, access to abortions but if we decided to have a child we get 18 months parental leave and pot is legal!!!

@lukebowlby3848 3 года назад

Random Guy: Our freedom Candians: Laughing their asses off

@MM2PuppyDog 3 года назад

OMG.... First time seeing this video. I'm Canadian and would like to thank the Americans in this video for welcoming our country as your 51'st state.. We held a vote and decided unanamously that we despise your current dictator..

@cajayson8301 2 года назад

not unanimously. You have to admit there would be some dumbasses in Alberta who would pull a pro Trump vote

@childofgod4974 Год назад

Do you still want Canada as 51st state of United States? happy new year Laurie

@CC-xm9hy 5 лет назад

canadas national anthem..."true north strong and free." Toronto is Canada's only basketball team. You're welcome

@OneMoreJames 5 лет назад

"make Canada great again!" Oh God... Just one moment... just let me drive this spike through my head, first...

@marythomson7931 5 лет назад

To make Canada beautiful again we have to get rid of a certain PM I am glad that I am a Canadian I am glad that I am free I wish I was a puppy dog And Trudeau was a tree

@timquinlan5520 3 года назад

@@marythomson7931 ya gotta be kiddin? Oh Wait - ur not! HeHeHe ... I'm right beside ya fellow Canuck :-) TJ Quinlan USMC

@smilingsword3492 5 лет назад

"What does the Canada have to benefit now, now that their becoming the 51st state?" Red Cap guy: "Uhm...Freedom..." What else? "Guns."

@beorlingo 5 лет назад

eh, duh...

@ronbonora7872 2 года назад

@@beorlingo yeah he sure looked and sounded stupid! LOL

@Andy_Babb 4 месяца назад

This is one of my favorite segments lol I could watch this for hours 😂

@MikeIsCanadian 5 лет назад

Toronto Raptors are representing the nation of Canada in basketball; hence the We the North

@donnamaematheson4540 5 лет назад

This is a direct rip-off from the Canadian show called, “This Hour Has 22 Minutes.” , where Rick Mercer, did a regular segment called, “Talking to Americans.” 🙄

@acm1350 4 года назад

Then they should have changed their name to the "Canadian Raptors" or the "Great Northern Raptors". Keeping Toronto in their name specifies a specific location in extreme Southern Canada. As well, it's not particularly inclusive to use the name of one City. Some great examples of sports teams that were inclusive by name in the NFL: Tennessee Titans, New York Giants & New England Patriots. In MLB: Florida Marlins, Colorado Rockies & Texas Rangers. In the NHL: Colorado Avalanche So as you can see, they could have changed their name to be more representative of an entire Country. And why does Canada only have one NBA team anyway?

@BmoreAce24 3 года назад

Remember they use to have one in Vancouver til the team went to Memphis

@veronicawo3033 3 года назад

It could have been a better slogan. I didn’t feel represented - but then again, the west often feels left out of “Canada” except when they want our money.

@veronicawo3033 3 года назад

@@donnamaematheson4540 - yes, but I like it.

@Evy2526 5 лет назад

Seems to me that Canada is more free than the US lately... Just saying.

@onism5359 5 лет назад

Evy They have the harshest feminist

@frankisays2much 5 лет назад

Peace of mind is VERY freeing - We don't worry about paying medical bills, we live better, we don't fear to send our kids to school, we have far superior public education, and women enjoy the right to decide what we do with her own body's.

@onism5359 5 лет назад

@@frankisays2muchEdited reply with grammatical errors. *"Superior public education"* LMFAO

@shiva3437 5 лет назад

@@onism5359 😂😂😂

@onism5359 5 лет назад

@@serenas.9560 Tf is a "sour ass"?

@horiyoyusuf5020 4 года назад

“I was at Starbucks”..”Others were cursing laughing shocked drinking coffee.” “Coin toss I was at home watching tv drinking coffee”... this guy drinks a lot of coffee or likes to include coffee in all his fake stories”...They’ll benefit from our freedom and our guns”

@a.m7615 5 лет назад

On behalf of my fellow Canadians, we are glad we are not part of the states

@lobitome 5 лет назад

That's ok, you are stuck with Drake who loves to make a fool of himself. Plus he flip-flops on which team he supports. Does he have any names of Raptors players tattooed on his body like he does of Golden State players?

@a.m7615 5 лет назад

@@lobitome bro are dumb? Drake has been supporting the Raptors since day one so nize it

@zestykt4001 3 года назад

@@lobitome And Justin Bieber...Lol

@a.m7615 3 года назад

?? Less immigrants? I don’t think so. Also, stricter gun laws are better for us, at least we don’t have to be scared of school shootings and we have free healthcare 😌 + less corona 😉

@jahangirmehta3997 5 лет назад

Out of all things I dont think canada needs or enjoys US's freedom and most probably the guns. Canadians are happy with their own freedoms I think.

@frankisays2much 5 лет назад

Canada is MORE free! We live longer, healthier and never have to choose between medical care and rent. Not having the gun problem is VERY freeing - We don't fear sending our kids to school. THAT is true freedom - Peace of mind.

@confusedjojo7714 5 лет назад

Imagine having to pay for healthcare 😂

@jahangirmehta3997 5 лет назад

@@frankisays2much thats what I told brah.

@jordanb4315 5 лет назад

Frankie Says canada isn’t more free but i can see the positives of living there but it’s way too cold and mostly inhabitable

@jordanb4315 5 лет назад

Great White that’s economic freedom which doesn’t matter if the nation is capitalistic. the restrictions on guns and mainly the language police is what i was getting at. the only way canada is more free is federally legalizing weed

@mikedufour 5 лет назад

And you wonder why Trump won???

@lobitome 5 лет назад

@@beanship5942 anyone who blurts out freedom and guns is a trumped supporter.

@GoldsmithJohn 5 лет назад

i love how descriptive that one guy was who was drinking coffee when he heard the news

@tiff7880 5 лет назад

Hahahaha....ummm..he was in Starbucks! Soo many other people watching too😂😂

@skynatkee 5 лет назад

When the Raptors say: “WE THE NORTH” it refers to Canada being THE NORTH. Not just Toronto. Because Toronto is the only team in Canada. And Canada is north of the US.

@CG-vm5on 2 года назад

Have to disagree - if you live in Toronto, as I do, you’ll know that Torontonians DO think of themselves as ‘the north’ - ie as representative, ie as self appointed spokespersons. … Moreover, if you’ve lived elsewhere in Canada (as I also have) you’ll also know that Toronto is pretty far removed from much the rest of the country : economically, culturally, demographically, linguistically, politically….even when it comes to weather. Most people in Manitoba laugh their heads off when Toronto issues an ‘Extreme weather warning’ for -5 degrees. Hence, why Winnipeg Jets fans’s cheer is “TRUE” north.

@fedodosto3162 Год назад

@@CG-vm5on Yeah,,, we also like to laugh at Toronto in Montréal.

@ClassysWorld 5 лет назад

"I was actually shocked, I mean from all the countries they could choose from, they went with Canada?!" 😂😂😂

@ronbonora7872 2 года назад

yeah because the idiot that said that is a damn fool and would not even be able to find Canada and America on a map!

@LisaMarie51968 5 лет назад

WE THE NORTH 🦖🦖🦖🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🎉🥇🏀🏆

@hamwarshwany 5 лет назад

Winter is coming

@Klurado 5 лет назад

@@hamwarshwany But its summer its gonna take months

@lastminutesavior 5 лет назад

Well actually... that is a T-Rex emoji 🤓

@harveyngun 5 лет назад

We the south

@wethenorth7849 5 лет назад

WE THE NORTH

@halon7476 2 года назад

Molsons, Tim Horton's and Canadian Tire says no way 🇨🇦

@andrewjiaxinchen4925 3 года назад

Him: our freedoms Me: hold my healthcare

@MaartenRonteltap 5 лет назад

"Let's make Canada great again" 😂😂😂 As a Dutchman watching from the sidelines, I thought that was funny in a cynical kind of way.

@FirstCelestialEmperor 5 лет назад

I felt chills for canada when I heard that

@jenny_fromthe_block 5 лет назад

Hell yeah Raptors!!👏 Proud to be Canadian 🇨🇦

@emranarshad696 5 лет назад

Welcome to the US

@card1575 5 лет назад

How many Canadians on the team? I'm honestly just curious.

@brentwilliamson9594 5 лет назад

Ricardo Rivera how many Americans on all the American based NHL teams that win? Doesn’t matter if there are any Canadians on the team. A Canadian based team won. The trophy came North bottom line.

@mouse9727 5 лет назад

Ricardo Rivera Only one player is from Canada. Only 13 Canadians in the NBA this season

@georgethompson3763 5 лет назад

You should be proud to be canadian, but there's nothing remotely canadian about The Raptors.

@justinboswick7476 5 лет назад

Our freedoms and guns Lmao

@aztyed9227 2 года назад

Bro i aint givin them any of my maple syrup 🤬

@Emmanuel-rs7eu 5 лет назад

Your President probably doesnt even know where Canada is lol

@lilaclizard4504 5 лет назад

Be glad - harder to bomb you if he can't find you :) I'm in Australia, so we're safe, cause it's a longer word to read than Austria :) You don't have that, so hiding your country from him is probably a good strategy :)

@thegamingcube1000 5 лет назад

We ain’t gonna bomb are ally’s idiots Canada and the USA are allies if you like it or not. And btw Australia ain’t that safe maybe even less safe then US or Canada. For many reasons not to mention like 100 people a year die from crocodile attacks in Australia! And North Korea also threatened to nuke your country! And who helped your asses out! The USA did so suck it up

@lilaclizard4504 5 лет назад

@@thegamingcube1000 oh shut up you idiot! You already started a war with Canada! Trade war hurts your image as an "allie" just as much as a real war. & only idiot sepos get killed by crocs! They're the only ones dumb enough to go swimming in "Alligator river" Our country's peaceful, but NOT an entity you want to mess with, or you will find out very quickly just how hard our bite really is! We live side by side with deadly snakes & spiders everyday, we respect them & they return it & have no desire to hurt us, even though they could destroy us with a single blow! Same goes for our country as a whole, treat us nice & we'll play nice & protect you, disrespect us & we'll just turn off your incoming missile warning system, because North Korea can reach you too you know & if they do, you will only find out the missile is inbound so you can stop it if we tell you! You needed us to get to the moon & half a century later, you still haven't figured out how to overcome the earth's curvature, other than to use our location, so yeh cut the bullshit, or we simple throw you out of Pine Gap & bye bye USA :P North Korea is only interested in nuking Australia because we're your allies, same with China. If we throw you out of Darwin & Pine Gap, then the world has as much interest in attacking us as they do our closest Allie New Zealand - who already told you where to stick it cause they were sick of your arrogant bullshit. Don't tempt us to do the same (actually it doesn't really matter what you do, your politicians know how important it is that they constantly suck our cock, so we're all good :))

@mountainguyed67 3 года назад

Biden didn’t even know what office he was running for.

@vothbetilia4862 2 года назад

@@lilaclizard4504 how's your day going?

@hajdeaman 5 лет назад

Wtf is wrong with these people? 😂 it’s okay to say “oh,I’ve never heard that news” ...

@morfealesteban8333 5 лет назад

hajdeaman pretty sure there are but I think they cut those out, so it’s more controversial.

@vicleg8377 3 года назад

It’s actually fake ahaha

@rckoubasalah8093 5 лет назад

He'll be drinking coffee in sturbuck while watching himself on youtube making up stories 😂

@christopherforsyth5284 3 года назад

It's always funny to ask Kimmel's audience questions !!!!

@NewMessage 5 лет назад

Would love to see them do this one in Canada.

@5.5.Below.5 5 лет назад

Good luck finding someone to answer the way we did lol.

@beorlingo 5 лет назад

Yours is the most original nick so far. And the image too. Cheers!

@neeluswar 3 года назад

Rick Mercer has done several of such hilarious talks with Americans.

@fedodosto3162 Год назад

@@neeluswar To be fair Guy Nantel (Québec comedian) did a similar one in Québec, He asked people when was René Lévesque prime minister of Canada and people were thinking about it. René Lévesque was the founder of the parti Québécois, a separatist party who had a referendum for Québec's independance. I guess ignorance has no border.

@neeluswar Год назад

@@fedodosto3162 thank you. I sincerely did not know that. But I have watched lots of CBC..Rick Mercer shows like that. And I like them a lot.

@xojessi 5 лет назад

Proud to be Canadian ❤️🇨🇦

@WolfenGamer 3 года назад

No Canadian wants Canada to be apart of America, I don’t know why they thought we would. 😂

@oest2029 5 лет назад

The coin toss between Puerto Rico and Canada 😂

@allyshaw 5 лет назад

Also, we are the Northern part of North America! WE THE NORTH! 🏀🦖

@luke_5187 5 лет назад

Alaska: Hold my moose

@thegamingcube1000 5 лет назад

Ya but Toronto is not north..

@lobitome 5 лет назад

North America, who's is to say that Mexicans, Canadians & Citizens of the States are ALL Americans. Semantics.

@AAAHIMSAAA 5 лет назад

The Gaming Cube raptors represent our whole country since it’s our only basketball team

@acm1350 4 года назад

Go Yolie- actually Toronto is the extreme southern part of Canada. I'm looking at a map of North America and it shows: Washington, Montana, North Dakota, Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine, Half of New York, Half of Wisconsin, Half of Oregon, Half of Idaho, Half of South Dakota, Half of Michigan and 3/4 of Minnesota are all north of Toronto. Not what I would call "North".

@pineapple365 5 лет назад

The guy at 2:00 is me when the teacher says I have 3 more minutes to go for my presentation😂

@gokhanj.yenigun7933 3 года назад

Rockefeller once said "I don't want a nation of thinkers, I want a nation of workers." Mission accomplished!

@mrjordan7304 5 лет назад

“So what do you know about america?” American: fReEdOM

@lickos83 5 лет назад

Halo Sedrick *freedoms 😂

@potterbond007 5 лет назад

That guy who made up the whole plot deserves an Oscar.

@alexmaines5513 5 лет назад

Oh my god this is great. Love your show

@flala2261 5 лет назад

1:56 Can you get this guy in the denim jacket and cap on *again* please Jimmy Kimmel RU-vid? 🙏 *He was hilarious!* 😅

@mrreeow 5 лет назад

As a Canadian, I’m so shook by this. Praying for you guys over there.

@alkrcal9971 5 лет назад

Hahaha...not bloody likely. No thanks! Not now and not ever!

@daibm5392 5 лет назад

You know that guy wasn't drinking coffee, he was probably drinking alcohol LOL

@MonsterLombard 5 лет назад

the dude in the Jean jacket was clearly going with the joke

@caffeinatednation8885 5 лет назад

These have to be staged. Right? These are staged. People can't possibly be this dumb. (Sighs) Yes. They can.

@thegamingcube1000 5 лет назад

Well they stuck a camera at there face I mean there gonna want to explain there opinion

@pinkrose5796 5 лет назад

Scary, isn't it ! These are the same people voting for trump probably.

@NoName-rp7ti 4 года назад

@@pinkrose5796 probably not just playing along so they will be on tv

@pandre5458 4 года назад

anythings possible in America my dude

@mountainguyed67 3 года назад

@@pinkrose5796 You’re clueless. Southern Californian’s mostly vote blue. And Democrat voters are obviously nonsense believing sheep.

@Sindollx666x 5 лет назад

Hahaha what!? Acid wash jacket dude tells some stories. I like that he's always drinking coffee when he gets news.

@dogwizardk9 5 лет назад

She said she thought Canada was already a state 🤨

@5.5.Below.5 5 лет назад

That's the American way. No child left behind act at its finest.

@jessicamaclean5767 3 года назад

The fact you pronounced Toronto with a soft t makes you so Canadian!! 😘 Wishing you well a Jimmy

@curry_mofo6594 5 лет назад

Their ability to lie and make things up on a spot is both surprising and scary

@senbujohns4489 5 лет назад

that guy's either the greatest actor i've ever seen or he is just one piece of lie

@kalani5750 5 лет назад

Ayeee raptors 1st NBA championship 🇨🇦🇨🇦

@mnmdisney 5 лет назад

At least everyone loves their coffee during this chaos!!🤣🤣🤣

@UXB63 3 года назад

Reminds me of Rick Mercer’s “ talking to Americans “😂😂

@mareir 5 лет назад

Scripted but still funny. We like ya, but we don't want to be part of you, eh. 🤪

@mohammadhammad1453 5 лет назад

I don't think so

@rainbowremo1 5 лет назад

@@mohammadhammad1453 it is scripted

@mohammadhammad1453 5 лет назад

@@rainbowremo1 I highly doubt that, but even if it is scripted, you can just let it go and enjoy it anyways, you don't have to put a stick in every single wheel you see. Life is easy. Just relax and enjoy it.

@rainbowremo1 5 лет назад

@@mohammadhammad1453 I'm enjoying it, just wanna let you know it's scripted. Don't be so gullible, it's quite obvious

@thegamingcube1000 5 лет назад

Okay

@VeroSntn 4 года назад

Actually Mexicans do call Mexico “The South” we say “El Sur” and the USA is The North “El Norte” lol

@klingonradar 3 года назад

What does that make us? El Norte Norte? I don't Spanish. Sorry :)

@Malignus68 3 года назад

This question should be part of every job interview in America.

@gauthampraveen732 2 года назад

This man ain't drinking no coffee 🤣

@steviemcleish3038 3 года назад

As a Canadian, that's a no thanks,we're good!

@JK4fam2008 5 лет назад

Kinda scary ! Whats wrong with us Americans ?

@Realbillball 3 года назад

That actually made me hide behind a pillow.

@benlat784 5 лет назад

Where do you guys find those people!? 🤣

@rafaelliteral1755 3 года назад

Do this video with Mexico instead of Canada. Let's see the reactions.

@matthewpaulozza5569 2 года назад

As a Canadian the last thing I would ever want is to be an American

@ifyagotajaburadumsheep1752 2 года назад

Speak for yourself

@MrBonners 2 года назад

@@ifyagotajaburadumsheep1752 he did.

@wjordaartist5943 5 лет назад

It was kinda chaos but we all were drinking coffee at the same time LMFAO

@liamgauthier8332 3 года назад

Bro Rick Mercer did stuff like this years ago. Still hilarious 😆

@slenwood 5 лет назад

This has got to be staged 🤦‍♂️

@dela81dela81 5 лет назад

Thank you department of education this is our future.

@jetblach 4 года назад

As an American, I just died a little inside watching this.

@jetblach 3 года назад

@?? How do you know?

@and9ew 5 лет назад

“let’s make Canada great again” LMFAOOO

@Liv-hx9xx 5 лет назад

Also in Canada(Ontario at least) there are no SATs

@calumbowie5476 5 лет назад

It's like that in the whole country homie

@xojessi 5 лет назад

calum bowie dead 😂😂

@jshariff786 5 лет назад

@@calumbowie5476 On the one hand, Education is a provincial thing, so, in general, it would be fair for fangirl to expect differences. On the other hand, the SATs are a U.S. standardized test, so it's not reasonable for her to expect that any other provinces would have it. On the third hand, while the SATs are not mandatory anywhere in Canada, many Canadian students write them because they'd like to apply to U.S. universities...

@calumbowie5476 5 лет назад

@@jshariff786 yep