In Plutarch's "The Sayings of the Spartans," he records several anecdotes / one-liners to whom there is no specific attribution, but just a witty saying or story attributed to 'a Spartan'... one of these tells of a Spartan who was passing by a tomb while walking the road at night, and thinking he saw a ghost, instead of running away like a regular person, this Spartan charged at it and thrust his spear into the darkness shouting "WHERE ARE YOU FLEEING FROM ME, YOU SOUL THAT SHALL DIE TWICE?!" Lifting Buddy was that Spartan reincarnated
@@bryanvera7658 I do not know how it is there. Here it is impossible unless you only switch down the circuit braker for the lights, in that case it can happen yes.
“My son, how is it you are able to exorcise these negative spirits so well?” “Exercise? Yeah i do it often, you should come by the gym with me sometime”
Imagine your some ancient semi powerful spirit and one day some dude busts through a wall and finds your skull then proceedes to use that skull as a decoration and when you try to kill him he just starts chasing you around the house
*Holy Water (Consumable)* _Can be placed on a weapon to enhance damage against undead and ghost type enemies, or applied to player to enable contact with ghosts and become immune to possession_
Like how the best spell in Dark Souls is Magic Weapon (and its variants). Why try to attack enemies with magic spells when you can just enchant your club and beat their heads in with a magic stick (or indeed magic fists if you use the cæstus).
Bruh imagine thinking your house is haunted and then leaving angry voice messages for a ghost you think is there, that's God damn hilarious, keep up the content man this stuff is amazing
I’ve got everything from a voodoo doctor to a shaman to at least two Native American spiritual healers to a imam to a rabbi and a couple Christian denominations of priest I could call for exorcism/healing and I wish I had a reason to call em if nothing else than for the movie it would make after the fact. Iam just picturing your typical exorcism movie only for it to devolve into a spiritual gang jumping of some poor ghost where their main question is: “who are half of the people assaulting them and who summoned the devil and why is he helping?”
As obviously fake as this is, its fucking hilarious and needs to be some sort of tv show, just some strong ass dude, he isnt a medium or anything, hes just strong as fuck, and punches ghosts until they disappear
Honestly it's not "obviously fake". There's a good chance it is but after a few personal run ins with paranormal bs and meeting some specific people this situation is like a good 50/50, it'd be a higher probability if it weren't for how convenient it is that he just so happened to find a skull in the exact wall he punched right near the hole.
Imagine being a ghost for decades, trying to get revenge on some old landlord bastard, and when you’re finally let out it’s by the meatiest meathead ever, and he proceeds to beat the shit out of you for inconveniencing him Then goes and scares the dude you hated into making things right
I don’t care if this story is true or not anymore. If it IS indeed fiction, it is probably one of the greatest, most entertaining and subversive ghost stories in modern times, maybe even ever. It’s actually fascinating. Despite being quite ridiculous and hilariously funny throughout, it continuously manages to keep a grounded feeling in the storytelling (I’d have to write a study to fully had to explain how), and it at multiple points is able to build a really unnerving tension in some places and some honestly quite effective literary horror scenes. I could delve even deeper and explain my reasoning further, and I would love to. But it’s half past two in the morning and this old iPad is awful to write on. But damn this is such a cool story. At first I had though of like trying to write a short story or something off of this but, after thinking about it I’m really not sure if this story wold ever work outside of the greentext format.
I'm glad you enjoyed it. Pardon the presentation, I've learned a lot more about video and audio editing since I made this video. I'm considering cleaning it up and reposting it at some point.
Man, this would make for a great backstory to some supernatural exorcist movie, imagine that instead of the usual old priest with a stern voice it was this giant of a dude with a pull-up bar scaring the ghosts into submission and setting the whole record straight for them, I'd genuinely watch that
@@ardnaif552 There was a episode of scared straight where the kids went to much higher level prison than normal for some reason, Iam talking about a place where they pulled out guys doing life with no parole, men who have nothing but their good will stopping them for harming these kids mind you and then put these men in front of youth with attitude problems to talk to them. It’s the funniest and most surreal episode out of the series and I highly recommend trying to find it, the level of “uh oh” in it is a similar level to this. That and the episode where the kid in scared straight ends up having his uncle or something being one of the guys who come out to talk to them were them most memorable.
I just love the idea of this guy waltzing around his house with a glass bottle full of holy water doing useless and random shit SOLELY to disrespect the spirits
As someone who had to learn how to perform exorcisms to deal with my own home, this is pretty accurate. Of course as a result of learning this and some other stuff I can troll people spiritually. I remember once I was screwing with a friend who's house was incredibly haunted by making the ghosts more active. Shit was flying around, lights were turning on and off, their cat noped the fuck out of there quicker than I've ever seen a cat run, and electronics were doing a bunch of weird shit. Another time I made a friend dream of being chased by a stampede of goats, which was hilarious because they had no idea until I asked them if they saw the goats when they were asleep the night before. And (this one isn't a troll) then there's the one time I did a tarot reading for a coworker from the morning shift that said he would lose a family member in the near future. Two weeks later he came to me saying his aunt died. He was completely terrified of me ever since then and would avoid being alone with me.
@@shred1894 Are you a Christian? Tarot is the realm of demons. And inducing dreams in someone's mind sound like what would be, in the biblical sense, classified as sorcery. AKA circumventing God's required permission to mess with the things of the unseen world. For instance, using kundalini and allowing the incorporeal snake to crawl up your spine to "open your chakras" when in reality, you're simply inviting one of the most powerfully demonic and deceptive spirits of the New Age fallacy upon you. Kundalini specifically seems to try to imitate the Holy Spirit. There are so many examples like this... The fool's gold of spirituality. True gold to the ignorant.
That's bullshit how this video hasn't gotten more popular than it has for buriel's stories. This has to be the damn funniest greentext videos he's done so far and i hope it picks up its major crowd soon enough
God bless that guy, imagine the balls you'd have to have to retard strength your way to getting demons to not mess with you bc you keep beating their ass, literally
i love all these people laughing at this as fake, while forgetting that human willpower is a spiritual force to be reckoned with. none of my stories are so chadly as this, but ive kicked noisy spirits out of my place by dint of sheer brass balls.
This dude is a damn Champion, I thought I was on par.. But this dude literally doing everything he can imaginable to threaten the ghost lmao The point where he doused himself in Holy Water and fought the darkness until he passed out made me want a ghost hunting team with this man, No demon shall stop us.
i mean, its obviously fake, but this is just amazing, i really wanna see this in some movie or tv show where we just watch this dude be afraid of nothing, casually bullying spirits just cut out the nude parts and this would be s-tier imo
Ahh the ghostpuncher!! Fucking love this shit, shared it my buddy at work who is a gymbro and he was in tears laughing. "Holy shit you guys were real?!"
this guy is more than chad he punched a ghost, used an ouija board as a chopping board, broke it in half, then pissed on it; wiped his ass with an ouija towel, insults satan’s daughter, pissed on a satanic Bible, literally scared the ghosts themselves, wiped his balls on the ghosts papers or whatever [I died at this part lmfao] and threw it away, found the guy that was bothering them, and- ough my god the list goes on
