Like A Rat To The Slaughter 

Sam saying "you're my best friend" activated my fight or flight instincts

i dont even play tarkov, i just enjoy sam verbally abusing his friends and being a rat, keep it up

Sam once told me he views his audience the way that a lich views defenseless townsfolk in a village. Ripe, delicious meals to fuel his eternal life.

I always knew that I was Sam’s best friend but it was nice for him to say it out loud for evidentiary purposes to show to my court-appointed therapist. I also appreciate you saying, again for evidentiary purposes, that “if I want to get sick then I can come over to your house”. I indeed do want to get sick so that counts as a legal invitation into your home. I have a flight booked for next Thursday.

Lisa has been contributing some solid goofs lately. Shes a cool addition to the squad.

Sam saying "you're my best friend" straight to the camera made my skin crawl.

This man found an AI art generator and just spammed the word RAT into it and then we get to see those nightmare monsters

Those AI generated rat human hybrids are terrifying. Is this what Sam really sees us as? I thought we were his best friend.

"Burn me down and throw me into somebody's face to piss him off".... POCKET SAM'D!

The fact that the DMV guy was about to pull an Of Mice and Men style execution on Sam is hilarious

can’t tell if sam is actually losing weight or if it’s just from the stress of being a father of two

I don't "play" Tarkov with my friends. I drag two meatshields along with me that I occasionally humor by allowing them to bum off my flea market access because they have actual jobs and lives they need to attend to.

7:14 "Only really badass people kill themselves, that's like the coolest thing you can do. Only a really confident, emotionally developed and rational person does suicide. People that are irrational- emotional, they chicken out, they don't got the guts for it." - General Sam, July 13th, 2022. A true paragon of the Tarkov community. Somehow, he thought it prudent to add that segment to the video.

Good on Sam for showing that American spirit! Where others saw ethical problems, he saw efficient profit.

The New Englander and the Unregistered/Unknown to the Government guys are probably the best duo in this anime.

Sam be looking like the Uvalde police while his teammates are in a shootout

"You play tarkov with friends" Bold of you to assume that knowing your audience.

30:50 Lisa is the most ride or die team mate around. Gets instruction. Follows through.

The green names are “Sherpas”. Basically official teachers for newer players. You just got clapped by a tarkov teacher lol

Randomly joining Sam's stream only to get killed for an accessory item is the ultimate tarkov experience

I could see Sam taking a screenshot of his friends' dead bodies and then mail sympathy cards to their moms, with printouts of the screenshots inside.

I like how every time Sam streams, it's to get something directly out of his audience.

genuinely impressed with all the different war hardened images of rats he found

13:01 Was really expecting a: _"and 'forget' me in a closet when you move."_ right there.

sam getting his italian bodyguard to cap the man that got the airdrop and cancelled a 5am dmv appointment to be there is genuinely one of the most fucked up things hes ever done. absolutely terrified

31:10 cinematic masterpiece. walks away and all you hear is a gunshot to signal the jobs done

You said I was your best friend while I was pushing the fattest log out of my rear end. There was definitely a spiritual awakening in that moment

"It's you. You're my best friend." Haha, I'm in danger.

that "you're my best friend" activated all his schizo sleeper agents

I thought General Sam was better at this game. He never fails to disappoint me.

Sam the green tag means he’s a ‘sherpa’ which means that he’s reputable for helping newer players in the game. So he’s basically a self insert guide.

Sams face edits are a thing of nightmares

Dude, Sam is hands down one of the best content creators in all of gaming lmao. Every single video of his has me laughing my ass off, and then when he tells me he's my best friend it has me checking the windows to make sure no one is stalking me.

The more depressed i get the more i look forward to Sam’s videos.

Playing Tarkov with Sam is like putting a hole in your brain with a power drill.

Hey Sam just wanted to let you know, I made two youngins' beg for their pitiful level 8 and 9 lives today for 3 minutes straight. I had one squeel like a pig, and that's when they tried to melee me, but I was too quick. Pop POP! Blood all over the walls.

When they brought him to the river and talked about the animals, Sam knew. He’s had to have Lenny’d somebody before.

Everyone jokes, but Sam will always be my favorite RU-vidr. Been watching since the Modded Skyrim days and still watching now. 8 years of the General!

Sam saying "you're my best friend" made me arch my back like a feral cat about to get in a to the death fight

Watching somebody who's played tarkov longer than me, struggle to navigate woods, made me feel really good.

Another blessing from our rat overlord

Note to self, if I ever get into Tarkov. Ever. And I hear, see, catch a whiff of Sam. *Turn around and walk away.*

"Looks like they're showing some really good sportsmanship heNEVERMIND"

The most entertaining part about Sam's Tarkov vids is how unironically terrible he is at the game. Wipe is always a good time since we get to see him struggle all over again.

I'm currently at work sitting in a one stall bathroom watching this man like the rat I am

The fact that sam is getting darker, more dirtier just shows how he is willing to get into the thick of it for those epic RAT STRATS!!!!!

Italian girls' accent when speaking english is just amazing, I love it

Stealing a moustache is the only way you'll ever have a real one.

Sam said he’s my best friend, yet he still won’t make eye contact during sex 😡

"You, right there, your my best friend..." the kindness of this statement drowns in the shadows of the colossus that is your INTENT

I love how you play the game, your inventory says it all. You don't care about the money or the XP or living for that matter. You just like the way this game makes you feel, the way it makes others feel, the way YOU can make other feel.

I think Sam should start calling his friends in tarkov "backpack" like Dora the explorer calling for boots

Thank you Sam I’m glad you’ve recognized our friendship. I’ve almost completed my shrine to you

General Sam not knowing what a Sherpa is after all this time is honestly crazy.

*loads into any map* “Yea i don’t really know where I’m going”

Sam, you’re my best friend too. My wife’s boyfriend has been hanging out at the house a lot lately and your videos are an escape. I always knew we had something special, but thanks for confirming it. You’re like John Lennon to me. And I’m your Mark David Chapman ❤️

"only really badass people kill themselves. that like the coolest thing you can do." Sam was then responsible for 100 deaths

The twitters been filled with this erotic but horrific rat artistry. I love it

Just when I was looking for more tarkov content from Sam, he delivered, truly a great day

Truly one of the general sam vids of all time

dont forget the coolest part when prepping a dead body: BOLTING the mouth shut with some sort of rivetgun ..one rivet in the top jaw and one in the bottom ..then a metal wire gets put in between and gets tightend.

I see myself as a Nurgle blessed rat, so that was close to the heart, thank you general.

The subscriber portraits are eerily accurate.

Sam saying "you're my best friend" made me wish I didn't know English.

"He was doing a quest, not on my watch"

This is an A tier vid sam, good job in the premise, scripting, acting and editing. Keep doin your funky lil thang for me, it works

Sam has put such a scar on my heart, I always get a feeling when he uploads....

I used to watch you to an unhealthy amount and I've stopped for a few months. But since we're best friends I guess I'll keep watching nonstop.

"Sam wants me, I'm Sam's number one guy. What am I gonna do?"

This Cup will be mentioned in at least 5 divorces

Sam's looking lighter on the loot these days

Love to see more of Lisa, especially getting a spotlight like this. Her banter is natural with Sam and the rest of the gang and she's funny all on her own. Keep bringing her back Sam and I hope she does start streaming!

Finally a new vid. Thanks Samuel.

Honestly the rat army montage at 0:49 was hauntingly beautiful.

Came cause I'm a Rat, stayed for the ludicrous banter.

**Sam's fans exist ** _Sam : it's free real estate_

I still can't believe i am General Sam's best friend, what a great feeling!

new wipe, new me

The "Of Mice and Men" reference flew over too many people's heads.

When Sam whispers do shoot that guy I literally died of laughter. We were all thinking it.

1:39 aww that's so nice of you to finally mention me in a video

"Look at me im Ezra Miller" that is pretty accurate considering he is fast at running from police

Yet again I’ll say that I remember when Sam said his twitch channel wouldn’t be used to make his videos

That mustache actually works for you Sam.

Apparently the green names are Sherpas who will help new players, I didn’t know that

Thanks for the video mr. Forehead these really make my day

Nice to watch first hand Sam interact with the girl he uses to cheat on his wife, amazing content as always!

Dude those rat photos from mid journey mixing like ww1 soldiers and rats are genuinely nightmare fuel

“all of my bullets hit a man that was alive and full of anger… full of hate” 🤣😭

I gotta play with you soon Sam! My all time favorite content creator. Cry laughing for hours, I neither acknowledge nor deny that I may have shit my pants laughing once. I'll chad up so you can loot me brother. Keep the good shit coming!

Never have I been more uncomfortable with a mouth full of tea while Sam says he is your best friend

Why does Sam's voice become appropriately breathy when the he puts the mustache on in the intro

Getting Lisa to ice that guy was cold blooded

Sam should move the camera to his left side. The current camera angle really hides the forehead...It's very off-putting and borderlines on false advertising

"Burn me until I'm nothing but ash and then throw me at some guy's face just to piss him off", This is the most General Sam thing I've ever heard.

With the combination of haircut and glasses, General Sam looks like the lovechild of Hitler and General Tojo. Axis incarnate lmao

Dear Sam, You are an amazing streamer and I greatly respect your elite skills and radical devotion to the way of the rat. You provide a sense of belonging and encourage contentment to do many of us growing gamers possessed of negative self-worth. However, while I continue to agree with your diet choices and value choices, I am concerned that your recent video openings might lead you into unintentionally starting a cult. I know that addressing me, personally, as your best friend is a big step and that we haven't been friends long, so I might have misunderstood your intent. If it was your intention to publish such a personal statement, declaring best friendship with all viewers of this video, and thereby intentionally attempting to increase viewer affection for your person, please disregard this message. After all, continually exciting followers into increasingly sacrificial behaviors in-game is sure to eventually lead to the most ardent and emotionally susc viable supporters jumping the gap to be willing to make such sacrifices in meat space. In that case, I can only complement you, as our collective best friend for a beautiful and inventive startup concept for a new and promising cult. If your efforts to found a cult of Sam are unintentional, I apologize again for presuming too much. If not, I hope your recruiting will be so successful this month that we will all remember this time as a beautiful summer of Sam. Mus fortuna iuvat

blue names are devs and green names are certified sherpas

watching General Sam merch plugs reminds me I am not immune to propaganda

Lmao I love how the sherpa was out there slaying everyone