LIL' POOTIS - SEASON 1 [Episodes 1-7] 

Or the other way around, Pootis becomes a monster, Pyro just doesn't care. (cuz quick reminder, pyro is a psychopath)

@@Liminalpo well you could see him in pyro’s vision and he just has fancy clothes

6😊

@@Aisyfreak-uk3wi I prefer 7

Or he is a demon

Quite impressive really

right

Don’t get fooled, medic is psychopath

Except for when he tried to poison blu’s water supplies (on the note that explains what pootis is to heavy)

In all fairness it was about a bird which he does seem to actually care about, reminder he legit grabbed scout by the neck when he learned pootis was smoking (justified but still)

Where? Plz timestamp

@@mattburrowes 26:20

​@@yourfriendseb886ay thanks mate

True bro

You are right

Because medimedes is blu!

​@@Luigi_bros4321and pootis is red

(the reason medimedes prob cares abt pootis is bc pootis is alot like heavy and medimes is based on medic)

It was the time when scout was a child

@@Wreck13ye with his 6 older brothers

Ikr

Olol

@@l.m.l8598 wasn't it 7?

183 likes, hearted comment and 0 replies? Emme fix that

1 reply let me break that?

2 replies let me that

3 reply let me

4 replies let

you know there's no such thing as a motherly instinct. it's called care and responsibility

@@tamari4 *throws ball at pootis* AY AY AY AY AY

. _.

It’s just a daily occurrence

When

Nvm me you found it

i was about to post a comment about that, its so freakin funny 💀💀💀

Ssveyeg😍😍😘😹

I know it’s so cute!❤

Like My Niece Allie

I didn't actually think people would reply or like. Ty

@@kovsoa7904 UH, did you have a heart attack?

Also, I think the radio in episode 2 is playing a midi of Sex Bomb, which in canon is by Scouts dad (kinda not really y'know spy)

MAN????!!!!!!!

Cus he could randomly decide to spy check and ruin medic bird's plans, or it's the fact that pyro is insane

*Medimedes*

Pyrovision moment

his name is medimedes

Until s2 episode 1

not that she was "taking care of him". She's his mother

That's her baby boy. It is said that Scout is the youngest of his 9 brothers

The skinny old bitch is so lucky that somehow 18 people looks very similar wanted this job

An actually good cliff hanger that doesn’t make me angry 😮

​@@DELETEANDREBOOTfr

A toxic Comment be like 💀:

@@trixie7759 What Bozo mean then 💀

GUNSLINGER

It's because he amputated his arm for the gunslinger, but still it is a nice touch

"That santa is a spy!"

Yea ok right? I would absolutely love a episode dedicated to pootis and pyro.

@@the_dutch_toaster probably would be the most wholesome episode

@@Soupcat4 or most chaotic.

@@the_dutch_toaster because of pyro vision?

@@cherrylenevendicacion4786 i love the detail that if pyro will look at his reflection in pyro vision then he will see the normal world

In a way it's justified seeing how scout doesn't like spy, and I'm pretty sure he would be traumatized by seeing the fact that his pops is someone he hates

So technically:pootis is actually spelt *putdis*

I have 300ml of Benadryl in my system right now

😊😊😊❤

This bird gives me so much estrogen…….

Which one

Bold of you to assume it's a bird.

Well he’s gonna do anything for his son

The medimedes witch used to be called archamedes ya mean?

Can we talk about the bird smoking a cigarette.

He will do anything for his kid

@@Allengaming-ip6yy they are different

"I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days" - Solder

It is a good seres watch languagae tho

69 likes nice

especially scouts mom

@@octoqueen7944 LMAO

I liked the scene at 44:50

Also @ 26:35 'poison BLU water supply 10am THU' 💀

@@Wutsizbukkitin tf2 they call blue BLU so it’s normal

ok but bald engi is cursed

LMAO 💀

👹👹👹👹

I noticed Blue Scout is also a bit more muscular

Blue scout has male pattern baldness, according to captions.

Blu engi is Blu scouts stepfather

Blu Scout was also born prematurely.

That part I didn’t notice @@puosti

Wait

Me?

Is you?

Yes

Indeed me is you?

im 90% sure if valve truely gives up on tf2 the comunity would juat overhaull it

Dgggggg%

@@josephno1344 The fans would just buy the game from Valve and then make changes as they saw fit.

this little pootis bird are OVERCUTE and also my brain might going explode

TF2 it's ok whit Valve,bur Half life it's 💀

I mean…is it cannibalism if it’s a different bird species? Hm.

It's not cannibalism if they are not of the same species. Owls have been known to eat birds. Humans eating humans is cannibalism but humans eating monkeys and apes is not. Sharks eat other fish.

That's like eating a black or asian person​@@madam-mint

Medicmedas?

@@heckermangt we see regular archmedas earlier in the series and they are a regular bird, medicmedas is like pootis, a human like bird creature, wears clothes and can walk and handle things like tiny humans, also I like that medicmedas is afraid of pyro, either because mm thinks pyro knows they want the red scout dead, or because pyro is pyro.

medimedes

Ye

It also seems like blu engie is his second dad

@@endiecutie06 nah, his mom had a glow up. im proud of him.

Nice pfp

@@ezrafomhar7484 TransEngineering

BLU Pyro also has rounder eyes.

Simply no other name fitting for blootis

literally the best name possible

blootis works

yeah it says it in the captions silly

It works tho

well, anything that wasn't cancle'd at least

Better call Saul:

Avatar

Infinite agreement.

Yes

agreed

Agree

So wholesome that it made me main heavy

37:20 this truly shows peak content,

That pikmin sound

it was soooo cute

FR HE'S ADORABLE :)

Lil chonky birdie

6:55 or not

Also blue spy gets on worse with blue ma

@@Mokamera just like bojack horseman parent

Blue soldier also has a pan on his head

And blu scout has freckles

and Blu Sniper is from New Zealand instead of Australia

Blootis 47:46

Also, the skinny one’s Medimedes

I think your saying all of them

ㅤ

@@user-ve6lp1er3r *Lil' Pootis Spycrabs Desk engineer Medimeses

The reason that RED always wins in tf2 media is because it’s all RED propoganda in the lore. In lore the fights usually always end in a draw, which is also why the gravel wars have been going on for so long.

POOTIS SEASON 2 ON DA WAYYYY LES GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hear me out... three pootis!

@@undertaleiscool1239 nah, four pootis' pooti if you shall.

@@me_smort5279 The one impossible force infinite pootis' vs infinite lions

@@undertaleiscool1239 M O R E P O O T I S

That joke doesn't make any sense because lil pootis is based on Heavy, who is Ukrainian/Russian

It would make more sense if you said that with Medic, since he is actually German.

Wait, medimedes is a guy?what about pootis?

Gay birbs

Have you watched them with subtitles on?

​@@selalewowye

@Otinium "Oiwee"

*Y E S*

that lil bastard that lil dumb ass

37:20

Canon TF2? Evil clones LoL Pootis Canon? Alternate reality

FRENCH!

If you don't mind me asking, what kind of word do you have

@@animal_gal_adventures9885 buff brahma, they're a winter breed of chicken that evolved more fluff and look more like penguins then chickens. Also mine is broken, they're supposed to like being pet on the back and only lie down on their feet but my rolls over like a dog and asks for Belly rubs. Just a really cute bird and I will take any excuse to talk about her

so your bird uses the second banana for their lunchbox? Nice.

@@MrBageI aw that's adorable, i love when animals act in ways you wouldn't expect. A chicken makes more sense that what i first thought. For some reason i believed you had some kind of giant, round parret or song bird lol. I think the confusion came from pootis being a robin... thing. Do you have 1 bird or multiple? (Ps, sorry for the bad grammar/spelling before, speech to text doesn't like to cooperate with me.)

@@animal_gal_adventures9885 I have 3 birds, for each of my siblings, my sister got one, my twin got one, and I got one. Each one mirrors their owners personality. Mine had white feathers, and my sisters has brown, my sister who was a bubbly energetic person got one that liked being cuddled and would sit in your lap, it also avoided any fights. My older sister who is an adult and is very serious got a bird who was also very serous and had an eating disorder making her not eat as much as the other two, but when one of the other birds bled she would try to drink their blood and would jump over me doing surgery on one of the birds foot to lick the blood. (The bird is fine it wasn't a serious surgery) but she still was really hellbent on tasting blood, she also bit a small chunk out of a friends eyeball when she was young which started her reputation of blood. She also ate a lot of metal and staples while we were working on her coop. Then there's mine who is white, the largest of the bunch who enjoys, banana, any food you are eating, and belly rubs, there will be my twins chicken being all polite then there's mine, sitting upside down, getting her belly rubbed. They all are very chaotic and work together to escape from the coop but they like their home and even when the front door is open they don't run away, they actually avoid going farther than the door even when we are chasing them, they refuse to leave. They're all adorable little marshmallows that all flop down on the ground and sleep in a mosh keeping each other warm in the obsoletely freezing tortures 90 degree California weather. They act like dogs more than any bird and they are also potty trained, they do not poop on you or inside. If they want to poop they will flap their wings and bock before hopping off your lap, pooping and going back to whatever they were doing. I love them and I can rant about my birds for hours and im sorry if this may be a little long. Thanks for commenting

Usless fact:medic is not a doctor

@@Xx_PintoBeans_xX damn

Usless fact 2: tf2 exist because 2 brother's couldn't Share the land

@@Xx_PintoBeans_xX oh