Limmy reacts to the Tom Cruise microphone squirt incident 

and then his manager comes over to walk him away, but when he gets into the limo he sits on a whoopie cushion. From that point onwards Tom is trapped in this strange parallel universe where his life is just a procession of lame practical jokes being played on him. Like a combination of the Truman Show, Twilight Zone, and MTV's Punk'd.

@@GuyDude-hk8uy"What the heck, there's a pink bag on my chair" - Tim Robinson

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Some sort of protective face mask later, but it's covered in Deep Heat

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😂 😂

Schrödinger's facial.

Are you serious?

🤣😂🤣😂

@@pjl8119 Ok but why are you crying

Lmfao

Ye played right into his hands

Ye gave him exactly what he wanted ye played right into his hands

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I think you mean addressing the guy like a jerk

@@SulMulroy No need for that kind of language

@@sauercrowder I feel scandalised...

Agreed. I thought Tom handled it perfectly

Mate, who reacts so seriously about getting squirted by getting some water on their face. Mental.

True

It even sounds scripted. Tom isn't that good at acting 🤣

Jesus Christ... guaranteed you wallopers still think the Will Smith/Chris Rock slap was staged.

nah, do it again

You just did what any sane person would do in that situation. Beat doughnut throwing 9 year olds up... but not yourself, buddy. Not yourself.

@@ajaxlewis7664 I know, I know. Thanks buddy. It's just that "child murder" has such a stigma attached to it, you feel guilty in spite of your justification.

@@DCI-Frank-Burnside I'll back you all the way.

The worst thing is when you come out with patter this bad and don't even realise it.

Now that's how you know a good actor

Tom Cruise does not own a doghouse

Stalin was worse

Now you're thinking like Albert Fish

Reminds me of that tragedy

The more I learn about that guy the more I don't care about him

The Scientologists got him.

He's probably being eaten by cockroaches at a "religious rights" protected black site somewhere (RIP Lisa McPherson)

Silence the subversives.

@@abegarfield7031you’re next.

and the award for best comment goes to...

I don't see it. What part specifically?

Forced perspective. They waaaay back ))

I was thinking the circuitry in his heid would be more of a concern.

Make-up? No way, Tom's face does its own stunts.

You splashed water full of thetans on me.. You're a jerk. Lord Xenu would be proud.

yeah you can really see the gears click in his head and he goes over to angry monkey brain mode lol

You're really giving the guy shit because he doesn't like getting water sprayed in his face?

@@chumblesthecheese8580 yup. and the evil cult etc remember to sub!x

@@rapidportraitradio914 I don't like Tom Cruise or Scientology either, but that's irrelevant.

@@chumblesthecheese8580 it's not exactly irrelevant

Admittedly, it did look like he jerked that microphone

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And he tried to run away.

@@zoekm a yellow-bellied jerk?

Norm references… 🤣

Tom to the clouds: 'You're a jerk.'

I didn't know that. I knew they wanted him to cameo in the film because he's in the book very briefly. Bateman meets him in a lift and makes a tit out of himself. They also wanted Sylvester Stallone and Donald Trump to cameo. They wanted all 3 or none of them. Stallone said no, so the idea was scrapped.

He didn't base him on Tom Cruise. His performance was partly inspired by Tom Cruise. And he didn't write the character.

@Y H Yeah, but based on is a bit of an exaggeration. It was partly inspired by him, as well as many other things.

Is that true😮😂

I would prefer Tom Cruise over Christian Bale any day that Christian Bale is a real jerk

Who’s sooty?

I thought it is just their job, like a personal assistant.

They could just handle a towel to him, wiping his face for him looks really weird

@@mattwatson dick riding is real

They’re not sycophants if they’re paid by him

I imagine cruise has an army of flunkies to tell him how wonderful he is.

That's his Scientology seed rag, for expelling Body Thetans via the method known as the digital oscillation of his member.

​@@jimreily7538 ah yeah makes sense

I expelled my thetans all over the back of a bus once.

We all know Scientology is bollocks but Tom had a point. Sadly in this day an age it could of been anything, including acid.

@@TheStevenWhitingbut it wasn't and he overreacted.

Well in fairness to psycho eyes cruise. Its not a nice thing to do is it? How would you like being dressed in your best clothes that cost a fortune and all done up nicely and someone sprays you with liquid (not knowing if its a slow reacting acid or something lol) id also go mad. But tom is WAY TOO MUCH and ive always found him unsettlingly strange since hes been in that "religion" lol

He could have used the plastic raincoat

If it weren't for the towel, we would have gotten to see what Thetans really look like. I'm guessing fish scales and lizard tongues.

Totally agree - Tom should have knocked three shades out of him

Yer Maaw has thar happen to her every day on the street lad

Yeah my first reaction to that would have been a punch in the face. Tom smiled which was weird.

Wee acid attack

@@InsideJob2001 Acrid wee attack

The worst thing was the hypocrisy

Aye mate, hard as fuck bc he's Scottish? Settle

Fuckin love the way she just smothers him from behind while he talks

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A grown man with a water pistol basically is a child

@@shugmchugh5107 oh i didnt meen it just a throwaway comment😭😭😜

@@lesblack8996 very true

Why would you say that?..what’s so funny about it?…no wait a second, hey hey, don’t run away, I’m here replying to your comment, you’re a jerk…you know what 🤷‍♂️

You made me laugh like my dad laughs 😆

LOL

I remember a priest saying to me as a youngster

Yeah then Tom's massive ego kicked in and he got angry

A bit like Will Smith instinctively laughing at the Oscars before his ego kicked in

@@SulMulroy I don't think this is an ego thing lmao, would you laugh it off and go on with your day if a stranger came up to you on the street and squirted water all over your face and shirt? Now imagine a red carpet event with cameras everywhere when you're dependent on your appearance for your career. I've met blokes who would end up in an orange jumpsuit if you did that to them, Tom really didn't get that angry and I'm impressed he was initially going to just have a laugh about it.

Nae baws

He was loving it

It’s just WATER, buttercup. Do you write angry letters whenever it rains?

@@deletebilderberg If there was some individual who made it rain on me specifically, I would

He learned from Napoleon's mistake. Napoleon hired guards bigger than himself to intimidate would-be assassins, which gave people the impression that he's really short.

I was thinking mair 'ya cunt ye!'

'fuckin here you' *knife outstretched*

A proper Scottish welcome!

"CMON THEN!!!" 😄

@@KovesVids TAPS AFF!

Tom looked like he was going to cry the whole speech

​@@sliat1981 no he didn't. Cope

@Zachary P from the reaction, Tom also suffered psychological injury to his ego

@@mattwatson Yeah but it would have been funny?

@Zachary P it was water not Duracell

@@OldQueercould have been

Nice imagination you've got there pal

lol

Considering the circumstances he handled himself really well

The training really kicked in

Why did I read that as Morgan Freeman?

@@GitsumSaus Because you lack the personally to read it in your own voice? All your life you've been an empty shell.

@@HOTD108_ lmao

@@GitsumSaus Try reading it as Ringo Starr

Nah he comes across as a pompous prick

@@ocdmusic probably closer to a Hollywood thing. Weinstein/producer style 😂

Handling it well would be laughing and moving on. This was not 'handling it well'...

@@harryburrows2112 he could have slapped him 🤣 he just made the guy uncomfortable. Can we all say we’d be the same if we were at work and somebody sprayed shot in our faces?

@@harryburrows2112yes it was

Mission improbable

Mission Unlikely

@@aestheticaltwat mission unincorporated

Nicest guy when there's witnesses with cameras who haven't signed NDAs. He's been accused of violent rages and has been caught on tape screaming his head off at people...

Could've been a handgun loaded with nuclear missiles. You just never know these days.

It could’ve been… but it wasn’t was it

@@YourOwnDa There's still time to change history.

Anyone who uses acid microphones are a jurrk.

@@YourOwnDa well no it wasnt…But you could say that about anything that has happened ever

You do get them, but they get "cancelled" these days... Or top themselves.

@@MorbidLyre I can’t really think of any actors who is actually cancelled apart from sex offenders like Cosby or Spacey but I think even them are still acting and are still very rich

@@shrek4316 Facts. The backlash against "cancel culture" amounts to whining about people bringing up the fucked up things that celebrities have done who will most likely never face any real punishment. It's all about silencing the victims of these celebs so that the average joe can watch a Mark Whalberg film without feeling guilty. Sweep all the unpleasant things under the carpet like the good ol' days!

You would be okay with someone just approaching you and randomly squirting water in your face?

@@TheGamerThing i would

@@TheGamerThing Ever seen the clown gag with the squirting flower? It's not pee, it's water. Not a huge deal. Does Tom get mad at Zorp or whoever when it rains?

@@feebypeels2883 idk it's still a dick thing to do to someone. Just because they're a celebrity doesn't mean they don't have dignity. He was happy to give his time for an interview and got squired with water in the face.

@@commanderpanda9356 Well yeah, being a prankster means you're inherently a dick, but it's a little water in the face and Tom completely overreacted. Tom obviously has a sense of humor, he's hilarious in Tropic Thunder, but he showed a real lack of it here. Not judging, I don't know what kind of day Tom Cruise was having that day, just think his reaction to the prank was not equal to the prank.