Usually your body goes limp when you get your cranium absolutely obliterated by a man slamming his 2001 Toshiba laptop onto your skull. If he didn't die it would probably be more stiff and he'd probably curl up or maybe spasm from the head trauma
Captions / Subtitles from a Glasweigan. *Guy* : Alright mate? *Limmy* : Alright. *Guy* : Are you lost? *Limmy* : Lost? No mate cheers. *Guy* : It's just you dont look like you're from around here, y'know? *Limmy* : I'm not, just passing through. *Guy* : ... What's that in your bag, is that a laptop aye? *Limmy* : Aye *Guy* : aha I wish I had a laptop, man. *Limmy* : Ach you're not missing much; you can do half of the stuff on your phone nowadays can't you? *Guy* : Right, aye. You wouldn't miss it then, eh? *Limmy* : Well, I wouldn't say that. I've got quite a lot of - *Guy* : Gies (Give me) your fuckin' laptop! *Limmy* : ... Don't mate. *Guy* : I'm not your mate, gies the laptop! *Limmy* : I'll tell you what, how about I give you something more valuable than the laptop? *Guy* : Like what? *Limmy* : My time. *Guy* : I don't want your time! I want your laptop! And I'll have your phone anaw (anaw=and all=as well) *Limmy* : I know you're hurting. *Guy* : What? *Limmy* : I know you're hurting. *Guy* : Don't try to work me out! *Limmy* : Am I wrong? You've got to be hurting to do what you're doing. Robbing people, robbing them of stuff that's important to them. Knowing how much that will hurt them but not caring. I think the only way you can live with that, is because people have hurt you. But they didn't care, so why should you have? Well, I care mate. Alright? Take the laptop, take the phone anaw I can always replace them, but talk to me! Tell me how you got into this mess. You never know, might just help you out of it. *Guy* : Alright. What have I got to lose. So about 5 years ago, I had this big fall out with my step-Dad. Like, ken [y'know] this couch he got off of his brother? Sort of carrying it along and we get a bit knackered no (y'know) like, and stop for a wee break. So were sitting down and were chatting away, getting on brand-new. Then after about 3 or 4 minutes- Fin
1:20 Despite the sketch format, the minimalistic post-production really allows the talent of the actor to shine through. I believed in the hurt in his eyes.
I grew up in Aus and have spent half my life in England so I have no problem with speaking English at all some would say I am quote good at it although my spelling is a bit suspect sometimes, but I can get about half of the words he is saying he is speaking English but with heavy Scottish accent. I have been to Scotland quite a few times over the years and have never encountered such a thick accent as this. I think it's from Glasgow.
@@thedave7760 It's Glaswegian, the actual comedian who the show is named for is from Glasgow iirc. Not a shock most people don't really understand it since Scots is practically its own dialect.
You good yeh Aye That's a laptop you have in there innit Yeah You can do lots on that eh Yeah we got phones now that can do all that stuff nowadays though innit GIVE US YOUR LAPTOP Listen I know your hurt You what Your hurting. Else you wouldn't be robbing people now would ya Sod off Tell us then Well my da and I we found a couch and all we'd take it out, have chats with a wee bit of break (breakfast) and after 3 or 4 minutes (Smash) Basic rundown not word for word. I don't want to go through the entire script
This was my first Lemmy sketch. I understood nothing but was intrigued. After completing everything it was recommended again and it's like day and night!
It is funny as many times as you watch it, with the build up, the sad background melody when he tells the story and as soon as he bows his head, gets hit by the laptop 😄😄😄😄😄
A translation for anyone who struggled with the accent: Mugger: Alright mate? Limmy: Alright? Mugger: You lost? Limmy: Lost? No mate, cheers. Mugger: It's just you don't look like you're from around here, no? Limmy: I'm no, just passing through. Mugger: What's that in your bag, that a laptop, aye? Limmy: Aye Mugger: Ah, I wish I had a laptop man. Limmy: Ah you're not missing much, you can do half the stuff on the phone nowadays, can't you? Mugger: Right, you wouldn't miss it then eh? Limmy: No, I wouldn't say that I've got quite a lot of - Mugger: Give me the fucking laptop! Limmy: Don't mate. Mugger: I'm not your mate, give me your laptop! Limmy: I'll tell you what, how about I give you something more valuable than the latpop? Mugger: Like what?! Limmy: My time. Mugger: I don't want your time, I want your laptop! I'll have your phone and all (as well)! Limmy: I know you're hurting. Mugger: What? Limmy: I know you're hurting. Mugger: Don't try to work me out! Limmy: Am I wrong? You've got to be hurting to do what you're doing. Robbing people, robbing them of stuff that's important to them. Knowing how much that'll hurt them but not caring. I think the only way you can live with that is because people have hurt you but they didn't care so why should you, eh? Limmy: Well I care mate. Now right, take the laptop, take the phone as well, I can always replace them. But talk to us! Tell me how you got into this mess, you never know, it might just help you out of it. Mugger: Alright. What have I got to lose? It was about five years ago, I had this big fall out with my step dad. Like, getting this couch he got off his brother, sort of carrying it along and we get a bit knackered you know like "we'll stop for a wee break" so.. We're sitting down and we're chatting away getting on brand new (really well) then after about three or four minutes he-"
Not sure why I bothered but for people who can't understand here you go! Alright mate? Alright You lost? Lost? nah mate cheers It's just you don't look like you're from around here, no? I'm not I'm just passing through What's that in your bag is that a laptop aye? Aye I wish I had a laptop man You're not missing much, you can do half the stuff on the phone nowadays, cant you Right you wouldn't miss it then, eh? Well I wouldn't say that, I've got quite a lot of- Give us your fuckin laptop! Don't mate.. I'm not your mate, give us your laptop I'll tell you what, how about I give you something more valuable than a laptop Like what? My time. I don't want your time, I want your laptop! I'll have your phone as well. I know you're hurting. What? I know you're hurting. Don't try to work me out Am I wrong? Got to be hurting to do what you're doing, robbing people, robbing them of stuff that's important to them, knowing how much that will hurt them but not caring, I think the only way you can live with that is because people have hurt you, but they didn't care, so why should you? Well I care mate, alright take the laptop take the phone too I can always replace them but talk to me, tell me how you got into this mess, you never know, might just help you out. Alright, what have I got to lose.. It was about 5 year ago, I had this big fallout with my step dad, getting this couch he got off his brother, carrying it along we get a bit knackered, stop for a wee break, so we're sitting down and we're chatting away getting on brand new you know, Then after about 3 or 4 minutes... *GASP* *THUD*
Nope, phonetically sounds different (nicer to me lol). Different r's, different vowels, the fluidity... to us standard English sounds like when limmy speaks like he's from the us or england.
Im from Chile, living in Scotland for over 10 years and Limmy sketches like this one have been absolutely instrumental for when i had to understand the psyche of the boys at the construction site when i worked as a labourer. In fact, this sketch its the kinda story you'd hear from my fellow labourers at the tea break. And as a foreigner i still dont know whether its outrageous, hilarious or just weird af 😂
i'm scottish and that's amazing hahaha. appreciate the thought about the falklands/malvinas although most of us here don't care about it. that was just the government. chile even can have it.
I’d like to think that he couldve caved him in anytime he’d like as soon as he was baffled but he chose not to do it and had him reminiscing about his past first before doing it. Now that is really psychological
Yes this is a sketch, most definitely a sketch but the expertly pathos written and brilliantly subtle performances from both actors are way beyond the boundaries of the sketch format. There's a wealth of story being told here, so much about the human experience. Then bang! Love it. Gx
??? Everyone knows its a sketch Limmy's show is a popular SKETCH show idiot, also why are you signing your comments like some narcissistic prick? Fuck off would ya
Scottish people: *exist* RU-vid Comments: LOL ACCENTS ARE FUNNY WOW IS THAT ENGLISH WOW I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WOW I WISH THEY SPOKE ENGLISH LOL CAPTIONS ARE CONFUSED WOW I NEED A TRANSLATOR LOL
Alright mate -Alright You lost? -Lost? Nah, mate, cheers. It's just you don't look like you're from around here, you know? -I'm not, just passing through. What's that in your bag? A laptop, eh? -Aye. I wish I had a laptop, mate. -Aye, you're not missing much, you can do half the stuff on a phone nowadays, can't you? Then you wouldn't miss it, would you? -Nah, I wouldn't say that, I - Give me your fucking laptop! -Don't mate. I'm not your mate, give me your fucking laptop! -Tell you what. How about I give you something more valuable than a laptop? Like what? -My time. I don't want your time! I want your laptop! I'll have your phone as well! -I know you're hurting. What? -I know you're hurting. Don't try to figure me out! -Am I wrong? You've gotta be hurting to do what you're doing. Robbing people, robbing them of stuff that's important to them, knowing how much that'll hurt them but not caring. I think the only way you can live with that is because people have hurt you. But they didn't care, so why should you? Well I care, mate. Alright, take your laptop, take your phone and all, I can always replace them, but talk to me! Tell me how you got into this mess. You never know. Might just help you out. Alright. I got nothing to lose. About five years ago, I had this big fight with my stepdad. Right. We were carrying this couch, he got out of his breath, carrying it around, and. I guess he got a bit knackered, so we stopped for a little break. So we sat for a while, chatting away, carrying on brand new, and after about three or four minutes --- End of sketch. Hope this helps.
What does he say at 1:39. To me it sounds like he's saying, "I had dustbag photo with my step dad". I can understand everything else perfectly clear, just this one line I can't comprehend.
that's the funniest thing i've ever seen, i love the doll replacement in shows and movies whenever someone gets mauled, it's obvious but that's the best part
i like to think that Limmy is playing the same character as the guy in "do you wish you could fly?". he just convinces people who are feeling down to do anything for his own benefit or for a laugh
