"after i won the website found out we were both under 18 so we're back to the original 4000" that... is literally the most pathetic and contribed excuse to return to the status quo i have ever heard. it literally would have been better if they just stuck with lisa losing it all to sideshow bob
It’s literally something that has happended before though gambling websites have discovered someone that was winning was underage and kicked them out taking away most of the money
Every time this family comes into money, its pulled from right under them like a rug, Worst example being lisa ripping up mr.burns $12 Million dollar check.
@@1LastSong I don't know if you missed the joke, or you're just making a joke. Either way, it's a good enough set up for the next lines: *Lisa:* "Um... Dad? 10% of $120 million isn't 12,000. _It's..."_ (heart monitor flatlines) "Code blue! Code blue!" Credits roll
@@1LastSong Okay, good. Tone is notoriously hard to pick up over text. I love that the episode just ends with him dying of shock; always end on a strong joke, and all that. I mean, they obviously resuscitated him, but considering he suffered 4 simultaneous heart attacks when he only thought they had lost 12k... it must not have been easy.
@@GexTrilogyWhen Dude, stop adding another dollar when you're specifying the amount is in dollars xD It doesn't matter if the dollar sign is in front or after, don't repeat it.
BART can be a punk but when it comes to Lisa he dosent want to see her sad this is not a very good example but when Lisa was getting bullied by her teacher bart handling it in one day with only two minutes is a great example
Have you ever heard of body hair play? Does that sound appealing to you? No? Then don’t imagine what Homer was doing after the lights went out… *shudders*
@@tappajaav He likes to watch Coronation Street but cannot properly understand it because of his mental disabilities and it makes him angry, and he also likes to watch old game shows. He will often get annoyed if he doesn’t understand what is going on and he will start to fart a lot and cry. Liuzihua also likes to do funny things such as make himself look like an idiot on purpose. He also likes to go to the park and play in the sandbox for a bit. He also likes to play with balloons or bubbles. He will often get too excited and hurt himself in
Once I got those 400K I would quite the game as soon as possible because that could be enough to pay a good size house in advance and I could be saving years of work for paying the mortgage.
FH beats flush, plus board was rainbow so there wasn't even a flush out there! She had the second nuts, bob could easily call with 3 combinations of QQ, 1 combo of A3s (and 1 combo of A3o), 3 combinations of 88, all of which are behind her. Wasn't a terrible play, only loses to one exact holding, just a bad beat
@@hobomike6935 I was referring to the clip where homer's mind goes "lisa needs braces, dental plan" on and on in said episode :) @Inamonthortooo got it
Of all the gambling vices, Poker to me is at least one you got the most self control in. It's slower paced, methodical. The fact you can leave the table after each hand. (or whenever) To me Poker isn't so bad.
White guilt as a concept is cringe. You can’t change the past or be held accountable for the actions of people who are long dead. Black people make a lot of free money off of white guilt. Don’t let yourself be another schmuck.0
Reminds me of my grandad. After his death, we found his r@pe kit from WW2. Apparently, there wasn't a p@ssy from africa to sicily to Germany that grandad didn't violate. He also wrote that he suspected of having gotten 17 girls pregnant. I really miss grandad... Smh.
@@kayllenstarships9009 shame on you good sir. If it wasn't for grandad, you would be a German speaking r@pe baby with no father. He fought for your freedom to type this rubbish comment you just wrote.
