Literal Drinks (feat. Crabstickz)

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I am NEVER drinking again.
Featuring Chris 'Crabstickz' Kendall: / crabstickz
Written and Directed by Thomas Ridgewell ( / tomska )
Co-Written by Eddie Bowley ( / eddache )
Cinematography and Colour Grading by Ciaran O’Brien ( / ciaranobrien )
Music by Tom Barnes (www.tombarnesmusic.com)
Sound Design by Dan Pugsley (danpugsley.co.uk)
Edited by Jack Howard ( / jackhoward )
Visual Effects by Michael Dean ( / filmmakermichael )
Produced by Krystal Smith ( / ohkrystalmighty )
Spanish Dub by KKortez ( / kkortez )
'TOO MUCH DRUNKING' vlog ( • Too Much Drunking )
This video was funded by Cancer Research UK (www.cancerresearchuk.org)
You can find out more at Dryathlon or / dryathlon
For information on responsible drinking go to www.nhs.uk/Change4Life/Pages/c...
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Special thanks to all the extras.

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Комментарии : 8 тыс.

@ze_rubenator 9 лет назад

A bar I went to had Sex on the Beach without alcohol, it was called Just Holding Hands on the Beach.

@MetricDingo 9 лет назад

You sir, are a scholar amongst men.

@pj2k432 9 лет назад

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I respect you

@ShiftyMcGoggles 9 лет назад

3 more thumbs and thats it.

@Todarain 9 лет назад

ShiftyMcGoggles More like 129 thumbs up.

@ShiftyMcGoggles 9 лет назад

Green Diaper it was 3 when I posted.

@PhoeniksStorm 4 года назад

"An obscure reference" *Cheers music starts playing Yes that's totally an Obscure reference

@savkat1033 4 года назад

And he said cheers

@jaywagoner172 3 года назад

Holy shit I didn’t get that at first I loved that show

@daddyp44 3 года назад

🎵WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME🎵

@grayeaglej 3 года назад

Its only for us Old people that watched Nickelodeon after bedtime. O.o

@zeroken9743 3 года назад

I recognized that from villian pub and thought it fit great

@Geck0GC 3 года назад

"Give me a horse mask" "That's just the recurring gag again" This is why Tom is one of the best comedians

@bucketofknives9955 3 года назад

oh my god i just got the deeper meaning of that

@justsomeplantcells- 3 года назад

I love the “give me a drink, bartender reference “

@darkwolfcz434 3 года назад

6 years. And I never realised that

@Geck0GC 3 года назад

@@dat1fox421 one of the jokes that's in a lot of Tom's videos is someone in a horse mask saying "I love it"

@Geck0GC 3 года назад

@Zero Infinity I've explained it in my previous comment. is there something I'm not getting?

@JackLe1127 3 года назад

I like how the "Recurring Gag" has 2 meanings

@ceddyd 3 года назад

Oh my god that’s meta!

@CJDrewlan 3 года назад

Must be a coincidence

@ProGoinggo202 3 года назад

Makes sense. The horse mask is a recurring gag after all. It appears in a bunch of videos

@themostbritishpersonalive868 3 года назад

@@Remyria interesting

@lucascur9310 3 года назад

One is piss

@philipauken5391 5 лет назад

"Can I have the horse mask please?" "Nope, that's just the reoccuring gag again." Genius!

@thestormwizard6447 5 лет назад

Comedy comes in threes!!!

@lizzie6351 5 лет назад

Am I the only one who doesn't get it

@thestormwizard6447 5 лет назад

@@lizzie6351 the drink is called a reoccurring gag and the reoccurring gag is that he keeps drinking it despite how disgusting it is. The horse mask is Tom's own reoccurring gag in his own sketches so the drink is the same.

@Footwater 5 лет назад

I just got it holy crap

@khhnator 5 лет назад

i love it!

@die-brot-frau 5 лет назад

That "Platonic Relationship" looks really good!

@hallofgames3398 4 года назад

Sly move

@elangche 4 года назад

I've had too many.

@carlwebber4094 4 года назад

I fancy the 'five minutes to think about it' Edit:Tbh the 'get over it' looks pretty good too

@scottguthrie7968 4 года назад

So does sex on the beach

@hallofgames3398 4 года назад

Nah that is a little too hard for me

@sophia-bt2sz 3 года назад

The fact that the bartender silently gave him the "sex on the beach" without him having to order it... like he knew what to do.

@Benusr 9 месяцев назад

The bartender had given them "an amnesia" before, so now he knows what he's meant to do...

@insertasadfacehere 3 года назад

fun fact: chris says "te he querido desde siempre", that translates to "i have always loved you". oddly enough, in spanish countries, this is more used in any kind of relationship but a romantic one. *_so chris friendly asked tom to have sex with him._*

@GaleGrim 2 года назад

os... like "Hey fam I love you, we should bang." but in spanish

@Idk-wd2mk 2 года назад

I’m not sure how I feel about this

@sgdadfgdfgadbdfbd 2 года назад

can't find a comment with an accurate translation... "i have always loved you, Tom. i would like you to have s with me". that's it

@max_garcia 2 года назад

Querido translates better to appreciated than to loved… even if apreciado is the direct translation of appreciated (says a Mexican aka. Me)

@sgdadfgdfgadbdfbd 2 года назад

@@max_garcia what.? quierido means love. it doesn't mean appreciated. no idea what you are on about but there's no denying that this means love or desire in this context.

@kingstaze9696 5 лет назад

"I just had a pygmy stallion, my throat's a little hoarse." Perfection.

@niemilosz 4 года назад

it is one of the most clever jokes I've ever heard

@maxter0842 3 года назад

What is it?

@sloppyphart7879 3 года назад

@@maxter0842 pygmy means small and stallion is a horse.

@maxter0842 3 года назад

@Sloppy Phart thank you I get it now and it’s Hilarious

@joelhaggis5054 6 лет назад

What happens when a perpetual motion hits a stiff drink?

@grabern 6 лет назад

@mr.outlaw231 5 лет назад

They form an impossible question... It is good honestly. Just don't drink it with deep thought.

@juniperthepotato7848 5 лет назад

The perpetual motion jumps over any drink in its way

@Kwasmo 5 лет назад

BOOOOM!

@mushman3744 5 лет назад

The stiff drink moves as it is stiff not unmovable

@oppositeofbatman 3 года назад

“Can I at least have a Reluctant Compromise?” “Is diet ok?” “FINE!” This is a gem

@aedankellogg7568 3 года назад

Demon begone

@NiftyTheGremlin 3 года назад

Satan I would like to sell my soul for three avacodos

@moemuxhagi 3 года назад

I didn't get it

@AntProxy 3 года назад

@@NiftyTheGremlin WAIT! You could probably get four

@NiftyTheGremlin 3 года назад

@@AntProxy do you think my soul is valuable enough for five?

@Nightloid 3 года назад

"I can't see a future without you so-" "Sorry we're all out of those" I can see there has either been a lot of break-ups/couples in that pub.

@TheTallnose 3 года назад

It' s because he says 'he can't see it'; the bartender tells him they don't have it. Hence why he can't see it.

@Nightloid 3 года назад

@@TheTallnose Oh yeah, I was just saying what I thought :D

@TheTallnose 3 года назад

@@Nightloid oh sorry, i didn't put any tone indicators in there D: It's just that seeing your comment made me realise what the joke was XD So I thought I'd share, but in retrospect, my og comment does sound a bit rude :o

@Nightloid 3 года назад

@@TheTallnose Its fine the comment was cool :D

@msthecommentator2863 2 года назад

It took literally me reading this comment to get why Jack said they were out of that drink 😅

@simona5001 4 года назад

Me: *doesn't understand Spanish and turns on subtittles* Subtittles: _[Chris speaking in Spanish]_ *Speech 100*

@scalpingsnake 4 года назад

I never get this logic. The whole point of subtitles is to show what they are saying in words, if when they speak in another language and they want you to know what they are saying then there will be subtitles as part of the video itself. Turning on subtitles won't mean you get to understand a language you don't speak because that's not what they are for.

@magnanereseres5048 3 года назад

In that part chris says that he always wanted to have sex with tom, I don't know if you still want to know what it says but I hope It was helpfull

@simona5001 3 года назад

@@magnanereseres5048 hahaha thanks a lot:)

@Jerkoi-bg1jw 3 года назад

you spelled speech wrong but okay

@simona5001 3 года назад

@@Jerkoi-bg1jw oh shit, sorry. I fixed it now.

@lemonmoth456 8 лет назад

"Give me a horse mask." "Agh, that's just the recurring gag again." Is that a reference to the horse mask being a running joke.

@JakeAndKyra 8 лет назад

I believe it is.

@jinjuujii2152 8 лет назад

+JakeAnd Kyra are you calling him a liar sir!?!?

@JakeAndKyra 8 лет назад

+Derpic Derp Ah, are you enjoying your total overreaction sir?

@jinjuujii2152 8 лет назад

JakeAnd Kyra Indeed!

@brandongibbons4444 8 лет назад

+JakeAnd Kyra oh hell ya !

@X-SPONGED 3 года назад

Me: *_*opens subtitles to see what the hell they said in spanish*_* Captions: "Don't look at me, man! I'm just as confused as you are"

@silviavaliente4551 3 года назад

Want me to traduce it for you? I am spanish lol

@dinoguy131 3 года назад

@@silviavaliente4551 please do I'm really curious

@bozmundarts2614 3 года назад

@@dinoguy131 sorry youtube doesnt let me add the word "sexo" in english :/

@bozmundarts2614 3 года назад

"i've wanted to tell you, Tom, i'd like if you had ||insert the word for sexual act|| with me" *caresses him gently*

@zsiul_7v67 2 года назад

@@bozmundarts2614 HAHAHAHAHA

@oscarfrigotto5388 3 года назад

That perpetual motion looked so much like a referece to "Give me a drink, bartender"

@yazidefirenze Год назад

(squints eyes) (Slides drink)

@Darisfaw Год назад

@@yazidefirenze *WOOSH*

@korbinramirez3935 11 месяцев назад

@@Darisfaw*glass shattering*

@trumangraham2602 4 года назад

"Can I at least get you one more drink?" Are you just gonna completely ignore the PILE OF DRINKS right next to you?

@YeetTheSlavs 4 года назад

yup like the cheers themd

@anderto4 3 года назад

congrats on 1k likes now

@dr.bright6272 3 года назад

When you have a pile whats the harm in having one more?

@phlippedfilosophy9047 3 года назад

@@dr.bright6272 “sex on the beach”

@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917 Год назад

Tom want a normal one so...

@TheSteelamerican 8 лет назад

"I'll take an ice on the rocks" *Gets teleported to Greenland* "FUCK"

@malosmys7660 8 лет назад

So... Ice on ice...?

@TheSteelamerican 8 лет назад

TheUltimate53 Greenland is a landmass... :|

@DavidCruickshank 8 лет назад

+Soviet Admiral but 'on the rocks' means with ice, so +theulimate53 is right you ordered ice on ice.

@TheSteelamerican 8 лет назад

***** The name is supposed to be taken literally, not the drink itself....

@dimana-rosbelcheva3405 8 лет назад

top kek

@basicallyseth6024 3 года назад

"can I get a reluctant compromise" "Is diet okay?" "Fiiiiinneee!!!"

@umbrebac 2 года назад

I just noticed this, the compromise was him getting Tom one more drink. Can believe I just got that

@yessirskii4777 2 года назад

@@umbrebac No it was not getting the normal drink, but compromising the diet instead.

@prestongarvey2988 2 месяца назад

@@yessirskii4777this may be 2 years old. But the drink can have multiple meanings. Like how recurring gag has 3. He keeps drinking it even though it’s disgusting He’s gagging on the drink When he asks for a horse mask he gets the recurring gag again. Since it’s a recurring gag in his skits. But he does get the recurring gag 3 times… Idk I think it’s fine for it to have multiple meanings. Plus the reluctant compromise wasn’t technically his until it was put on the table. So he didn’t use it yet??? Anyways you should watch this again. His skits are always professional and truly unique.

@ceonortex6468 3 года назад

Me: turns on subtitles to understand Spanish Chris. Subtitles: Chris speaks in Spanish Me: fine keep your secrets.

@awesomewolf7197 2 года назад

I understand a little spanish and it was along the lines of I love you/ want to have $@% with you

@ActuallyFunnerL 9 месяцев назад

"Te he querido decirte Tom, me gustaria que tengas sexo conmigo" which means he would like to tell tom that he wants to have sex with him.

@void_stranger6353 5 лет назад

1:12 captions: [chris speaks spanish] thanks! Very helpful!

@469bigal 5 лет назад

Jaja you think only the spanish have problems with tralations

@SpiciestPineapple 5 лет назад

@@petederoki fuck you stole my comment xd I also speak spanish SPANISH SQUAD AYE............. Yeah....... :'v

@admin.slayerenryu5217 5 лет назад

That time when you speak Spanish and understood what he said Me: WtF?

@gnwcchi 5 лет назад

@Bitter Sweet Mel Nope, the right translation is: "I've always liked/wanted you Tom, I'd like you to have sex, with me"

@benrdz4beku912 4 года назад

Oh i see you deaf huh?

@graveram672 2 года назад

I'm really sad that right at the beginning nobody noticed him talking about his mom's face being all over the place, and how she "was" great

@Dante2056 6 месяцев назад

I'm more sad it took me til now to notice the name of the bar/pub/whatever the hell.

@Bruh-ej8ib 3 года назад

1:37 Give me a drink, bartender.

@thekodex1186 2 года назад

Lmao

@Heartman77 8 лет назад

There should be a Literal Drinks 2

@BleebusDeebus 8 лет назад

100%!

@BubblegumDog_ 8 лет назад

+Deadman99900 YES

@Ulandos 8 лет назад

+Deadman99900 A settlement is in need of your help!

@moontaetaee 8 лет назад

there should be

@sushichanel6868 8 лет назад

Yaaaaasss

@rabbit8076 4 года назад

it has taken me. Six years to get the full extent of the reoccurring gag joke. but... i finally get it

@d3c3pticonnor8 3 года назад

What the joke

@feliperuiz4884 3 года назад

@@d3c3pticonnor8 that it's a reoccurring gag Your welcome 😌

@d3c3pticonnor8 3 года назад

@@feliperuiz4884 what does that mean.

@parzival8160 3 года назад

@@d3c3pticonnor8 gag is when you triyng to spit And is recurring

@samakafrisco1759 3 года назад

Same here.

@ZonieMusic 5 месяцев назад

Is noone gonna point out the first joke? Two twists in 4 seconds. I'm impressed! ---- "You shouldve seen her face. It was everywhere!" - Set up: Sexual innuendo, referring to a certain fluid being all over her face "Ha, your mum's awesome" - Twist #1, the innuendo was involving the guy's mom. The twist was incest. "Yeah, she *was*" - Twist #2, focus on the past tense reframes the entire setup. It wasnt *something* getting everywhere on her face. Her face WAS everywhere. Her head presumably exploded. She died, hence the "was". Amazing writing!

@nfoanvo 3 года назад

Tom and Chris: Arguing whilst ordering drinks Jack: “Are you guys gonna drink ANY of these?”

@aw3s0m3man 6 лет назад

"Can I at least get a reluctant compromise?" "Is diet okay?" "FIIIIIINE." B R I L L I A N T.

@drewolfshire5558 5 лет назад

Because it was a reluctant comprise.

@grabern 5 лет назад

“Can I at least get a little consideration” “A LITTLE considerstion” That’s another one I noticed. The bartender changing his order in of itself was showing some consideration.

@thecrusader5489 5 лет назад

SuspectTwo *D* *I* *E* *T*

@zapcraftihoof8318 5 лет назад

Actually I think he said Dire, not diet, as in dire compromise

@jokumukamikalie 5 лет назад

@@zapcraftihoof8318 Nah, this video has subtitles which clearly say "diet".

@shalev. 3 года назад

"Can I get a reluctant compromise?" "Is diet okay?" I cannot believe it took me so long to get that joke

@TroubleMuppet 3 года назад

Help me I'm stupid I don't get the joke

@UrielPhix 3 года назад

@@TroubleMuppet The bartender offered a compromise ("is diet okay") and the guy said "whatever" which is hence, a reluctant compromise.

@TroubleMuppet 3 года назад

@@UrielPhix OHHHHHHHHHHHH thank you so much

@bbqonmytoes 3 года назад

@@UrielPhix explain it to me like I’m 5 years old

@n1thmusic229 3 года назад

I don't get it is it because making it diet is a reluctant compromise in itself

@pandeamon_3263 3 года назад

Tom drinking a Sex On The Beach "Hey that's a funny name can you imagine if drinks were litteral?" And that's how this video was born

@369destroyer 3 года назад

Wait thats a real drink? XD

@captainsauce2406 2 года назад

10/10

@AttractorsAltAccount 2 года назад

@@369destroyer yes its a real drink, same with a lot of the ones in this video

@AttractorsAltAccount 2 года назад

not all of them though are

@bentarm6776 2 года назад

"Can you imagine how stupid it would be if cocktails were actually realistic?"

@switchnx 3 года назад

I like how they don’t even have to ingest them for them to take effect.

@AdamDampOwlPowell 9 лет назад

"Can I get a Reluctant Compromise?" "Is Diet ok?" "Fine!"

@Rcjsan 9 лет назад

Dire

@ForTheBacon 9 лет назад

Randall Jordan Diet

@TheAce12570 9 лет назад

ForTheBacon Dire

@fatyg5682 9 лет назад

Beta Factor CC says diet, and it's spot on with any other word.

@Rcjsan 9 лет назад

CC is wrong. I promise. Wtf is a Diet Compromise? Dire Compromise is the proper sentence.

@JackHoward 10 лет назад

I am a sexy bar lady

@TheBCP100 10 лет назад

We know

@ragersgottagame6065 10 лет назад

Dats nice

@abiwright2726 10 лет назад

You're the sexiest bar lady ;)

@magneticgerio8011 6 лет назад

yes you are ;)

@LordNibbler1976 6 лет назад

Das vewy nice

@Scotsmen 3 года назад

Chris ordered: A more understanding friend A shot A little consideration A diet reluctant compromise Tom ordered: A platonic relationship 5 minutes to think about it Get over it Then hundreds more appear.

@zaida8028 3 года назад

there were some from before, such as the spanish dub, recurring gag and much more...

@kermitenthusiast485 3 года назад

@regular mobile gamer ah yes my favourite drink child support

@johnathanegbert9277 2 года назад

Lol 'Sex on the Beach'

@aliceevans9606 8 месяцев назад

What about the dub, the obscure reference, the pygmy stallion, the reoccurring gag, the total overreaction, and the horse mask? There was also the perpetual motion, but it shattered.

@raidenthenctzenwithinsomni4961 7 месяцев назад

@@aliceevans9606there is no horse mask

@strangejett1394 3 года назад

Is everyone just ignoring "Yeah, you should have seen her face man, it was everywhere" "Your moms awesome" "Yeah, she was"

@lindee8224 7 лет назад

I swear to god, this script is the most genius thing I've ever seen

@proto303 6 лет назад

Lynn E the PIGMY STALLION

@superguygarcia6933 6 лет назад

this is so gay

@sasdagreat8052 6 лет назад

TomSka is the best thing to happen to humankind.

@timwagter5222 5 лет назад

Lynn E Exactly! When things are taken literally, that's what I call comedy!

@rainbowsweetcake3846 5 лет назад

super guy Garcia just how it all should be

@konecnysnerd7004 6 лет назад

Does anyone else love the way he says "stop drinking it!"

@timwagter5222 5 лет назад

I also love the way the bartender said "are you guys gonna drink…ANY of these?"

@CobraPlaysGames 5 лет назад

Just Another Artist yea. We all got it

@kasdoesntdomuch 5 лет назад

@Just Another Artist WAIT REALLY? I LITERALLY JUST GOT THAT WTF

@spectente3694 3 года назад

"Give me a drink bartender!" *ONE PERPETUAL MOTION*

@zlee001 3 года назад

Haha i just realised the reocurring gag showed up at the end. Again. It keeps coming back. 2:22

@Keyboardkat3 8 лет назад

Me: "I'll have a light beer." *beer floats off the counter and hits the ceiling* "Not TOO light!" Bartender: "Sorry sir, this is the only light beer we've got" Me: "Can I just get something else?" *bartender hands me a different drink* "This one tastes familiar, what's it called?" Bartender: "That one is a Deja Vu sir." Me: "Huh... that must be why. Hey, do you still have the... uhh, what's that drink called again?" Bartender: "You mean the Amnesia sir?" Me: "The wha-?"

@BleebusDeebus 8 лет назад

*claps slowly*

@legochickenguy4938 8 лет назад

+Keyboardkat3 forgive me but I don't get it

@Jesuslovesme2andU 8 лет назад

Me:one sugary coffee pls Bartender:here ya go Me: *drinks it* Me: f**k that's sugary

@patrickfrost9405 8 лет назад

"Hello, I'd like one Nightstand." *Hot chick slinks over* "Hey there, handsome. Mind if I buy you a drink?"

@kleuafflatus 8 лет назад

+Keyboardkat3 the light beer was there, but then i blinked and it was gone

@casper7647 5 лет назад

The pub is called Deus Ex Machina and that really made me laugh

@anarchyartist8440 4 года назад

Silver bird what is that referencing?

@sossololpipi9633 4 года назад

@@anarchyartist8440 it's an organized miracle

@zawarudo3582 4 года назад

Sossololpipi no it means god from the machine amen old Greek literary device that happened in plays where at the end a god would get dropped down from a rope and pulley contraption to resolve the plot

@nathanr21 3 года назад

I smell SCP-2000

@vaasavsharma961 3 года назад

I think it's from future diaries

@g00seness 3 года назад

0:44 The funny thing is that Tom doesn’t even have a gag reflex

@A-crying-mess-50 Год назад

Omfg, how did I always miss that?

@PxPtheBook Год назад

*didn’t (it came back)

@cosmicleo3671 3 года назад

I think there should be for real recipes for how to make these alcoholic literal drinks. It would be an interesting idea. I’d call that recipe collection “The Literal Barbook”.

@austinf.243 6 лет назад

BARTENDER: “What’ll it be.” ME: “One Bloody Mary, please!” BARTENDER: “Fine.” *Bartender turns the lights off, gets a knife, and goes up to a mirror.*

@thephilifluffy1838 5 лет назад

funny, its a real drink, and im explaining the joke so i cal kill it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@mr.l8723 5 лет назад

(Drinks it) Ugh, can I get this in diet?

@dragonkingcc8795 5 лет назад

Wait, where's Mary!?

@thestormwizard6447 5 лет назад

I asked her for a Bloody Mary and she said, “What was that?” “Can I have a Bloody Mary?” “Say that again.” “Bloody Mary!” And then her eyes went completely bloodshot and she became possessed.

@loganreads90 5 лет назад

Crazeator Austin “A _virgin_ Bloody Mary.”

@ntsazazel 7 лет назад

I just love the fact that the reoccurring gag is a double pun. It's a reoccurring gag that causes gags. I know it's obvious, but I love the thought that went into the joke.

@kiaracorbo7166 7 лет назад

I don't rly get the horse mask part. What does he mean by horse mask?

@Noemi-pz6mm 7 лет назад

Kiara Corbo the horse mask is a recurring gag in tomska's videos like "HORSE" or "Coming Out"

@thanksyoueel1076 5 лет назад

In his videos, there's a character who wears a horse mask and says I LOVE IT! so its techincally a recurring gag. so when he orders the horse mask, the horse mask is a recurring gag, because its a recurring gag in his videos.

@quanmach3887 3 года назад

Me: Hoping the Captions will tell me what Chris is saying Captions: (Chris speaking spanish) Me: well heck

@wasserschweinchen5214 3 года назад

I know just a bit of spanish, as far as I could understand the second sentence was “I would like that you have sex with me”, the first one I didn’t understand though :(

@selfloathinggameing 3 года назад

It very roughly translates to "you have always been my beloved, I would like if (that?) you had sex with me"

@zsiul_7v67 2 года назад

@@selfloathinggameing thats all

@JameyMcQueen 3 года назад

"I've never seen this pub before" Well, that was a fucking lie.

@AtomicDeathray 8 лет назад

Perpetual Motion killed me.

@mrhewwo8448 8 лет назад

Actually killed itself

@montseyc3888 8 лет назад

Just realized that was @JackHoward!! DAMNIT NOAH THIS ISN'T TWATTER!! MIGHT AS WELL BE ON FAC-E-BOOK!!!

@ElectricalBurrito 8 лет назад

I'm sure everyone will be able to *move on* .

@the54thburgemeister63 8 лет назад

+ElectricalBurrito wowwwwwwwwwwwwwww Just Just Woooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww

@ElectricalBurrito 8 лет назад

The 54th Burgemeister I take pride in my puns. :3

@JelloApocalypse 10 лет назад

This sketch was fantastic. Awesome work.

@JelloApocalypse 10 лет назад

Nonya Business When my college semester ends.

@dabadabadeeeeee965 6 лет назад

Yeah

@robreeves2099 6 лет назад

Yush

@spectacularsceptile3879 5 лет назад

Wow everyone watches tom XD also u one of my favs!!!

@dragonkingcc8795 5 лет назад

666 likes, ok.

@Dante2056 3 года назад

I wonder if Tom looking like Chris Evans character from Scott Pilgrim is intentional.

@juliamdp 2 года назад

Idk how no one is talking about my favorite gem “I like my friends like I like my whiskey” “Let me guess: straight” “Not trying to sleep with me” That’s GOLD

@juliamdp 2 года назад

Idk you, but for more that I don’t like whiskey if I did I’d also prefer it not wanting to sleep with me

@nikoincroatia 8 лет назад

"I don't see a future without you" OUCH

@yenee94 8 лет назад

yeah we're out of those I'm afraid

@HorrorFan86 8 лет назад

+yenee94 Kate can I at least get a reluctant compromise

@yenee94 8 лет назад

Diarmuid O'Neill is diet okay?

@HorrorFan86 8 лет назад

+yenee94 Kate FINE

@cowboycliparchive1985 8 лет назад

Are you guys going to drink, ANY of these?

@animator0095 5 лет назад

"Can I get a 'Reluctant Compromise'?" "Is diet okay?" _INITIATING_PROTOCOL(RELUCTANT_COMPROMISE)_

@josiahklein70 4 года назад

Favorite joke in the whole skit.

@randomfandoms6769 3 года назад

OMG I just got the joke that's brilliant!

@giantheccinwyvern 3 года назад

It says dire

@spookwav 3 года назад

@Aidan Hall I think it’s supposed to be wordplay, but I’m not really sure

@deadaccount505 3 года назад

@Aidan Hall it’s like a reluctant compromise but it’s dire

@user-nt6gw5gd8c Год назад

I just noticed 9 years later but when chris asks for a future without you and jack says they ran out its funnier cause chris said "I "DON'T SEE" a future without you" and they are out so he actually doesn't see a future without you. its the same with the reluctant compromise where jack is reluctant to give him one.

@hanakhalilah234 2 года назад

0:17 Tom's confused sound💀

@FifthSkip 8 лет назад

"I'll have the obscure reference" "Cheers" is he actually talking about the show Cheers?

@MrSmilingDeath 8 лет назад

Yep.

@FifthSkip 8 лет назад

MrSmilingDeath :D

@laurenmikayla7796 8 лет назад

Yeah, if you turn on the captions, after he says "Cheers" in says '[Cheers theme plays]' Haha I love that show 😂

@Bisafan737 8 лет назад

That's because the background song that played in the background while Tom was drinking it was the Cheers theme.

@FifthSkip 8 лет назад

I've never actually watched Cheers, I've just heard of it and about how it takes place at a bar.

@Paul-ju2bj 5 лет назад

I've seen this video fifty times and I've only just noticed the pubs name

@ripleyjlawman.3162 4 года назад

Caleb Primes The god from the machine.

@sossololpipi9633 4 года назад

@@ripleyjlawman.3162 deus ex machina, an organized miracle in a scenario of some kind

@pixelmace1423 4 года назад

Theres also a missing poster when they first enter 0:10

@stonksboinz 4 года назад

@@pixelmace1423 THE *_O R B ._*

@maxter0842 3 года назад

The missing poster is of the teddy from baby with a gun!

@4nt0s Год назад

I like how the reoccurring gag has 3 meanings, he drinks it twice and gags making it a reoccuring gag, he orders it for a second time which makes it reoccuring again, and he asks for a horse mask which is a reoccurring 'gag' in Tom's videos.

@ShadowDemon_4 Год назад

It's funny when stuff makes sense for multiple reasons.

@TheWTFTV 3 года назад

i love how they don't actually have to drink them for them to do the thing; they just order one, pick it up and then it works

@Moonzokast 4 года назад

I drank a drink called the “strongest arm”, and boy did it hit me hard

@Letorin 3 года назад

bruh

@trainwreck237 3 года назад

Seems like you got a good amount of upper body strength in ya.

@Renicent 8 лет назад

I actually wanna drink all those drinks

@RevolverOfmeat 8 лет назад

+klayman bloo "one sex on the beach coming up XD" -chris

@RevolverOfmeat 8 лет назад

+klayman bloo "one sex on the beach coming up XD" -chris

@aloeera 8 лет назад

+TheGamingGamer Give it to your crush

@Renny_Yeti 8 лет назад

I want the reaccuring gag

@archfiendgod8192 8 лет назад

+LordSodaCan I want the reoccurring gag

@ivanmartinez1683 3 года назад

"What is this?" "*Chuckles* S** on the beach!" Best conversation ever

@Spielen_Videos 3 года назад

"What!? NOOOOOOOO- *Teleport* -OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

@mirac5971 3 года назад

the Spanish dub, helping people confess their love since 2013

@chloe-dv7dd 8 лет назад

"Platonic relationship"... They should rename that the "Dan Howell Special".

@havasa1517 8 лет назад

YES

@dimana-rosbelcheva3405 8 лет назад

get out

@safiyyaha8871 8 лет назад

yepp

@realscapegoat592 8 лет назад

+Got Waffles? *phangirl sobbing*

@tehya2202 8 лет назад

leave

@hamishwoodland7424 7 лет назад

"Can I at least get a reluctant compromise" "Is diet ok" "Fine!" Is probably on of the cleverest snappy little jokes I've ever heard

@kae2489 6 лет назад

Hamish Woodland didn't even notice that until i read this

@yakov9ify 6 лет назад

Hamish Woodland i don't get it :(

@Argondo 6 лет назад

the fact that he has to compromise by taking diet is a reluctant compromise in it self

@Justaghost-gv4vi 6 лет назад

Tom should have burn that place

@TheCursedJudge 6 лет назад

He says "dire" not "diet"

@Kami-mk7tu 2 года назад

"what is this drink" "essence of hell" "weird name but OK"

@johannesviljoen9656 2 года назад

*Checks subtitles* "Chris speaking Spanish" Well... I guess.

@williamazazelmiseria519 6 лет назад

in the Spanish part even the background was cooperative

@andimason3370 10 лет назад

The more I watch Tomska the more I realize he has genuinely intelligent and fantastically witty comedy. It manages to look light and silly but the script and timing is just genius.

@atrane365 10 лет назад

Reoccurring gag, anyone? Also, I just got the Reluctant Compromise.

@MUIKamm 3 года назад

2:42 :O

@oyster2301 3 года назад

"Man your mom is the is the best!" "Yeah she was."

@starvoltnexus3139 2 года назад

Yeah she’s dead I’m just sitting here wondering if that let me buy you sex on the beach is somehow rape and what happened after he got teleported and stuff

@bearfamous_ 7 лет назад

I only got the reoccurring gag joke the third time.....

@anirudhnavin4568 6 лет назад

Rebekah Pierce they're talking about the horse mask being a really bad reoccurring gag 😂

@DeathnoteBB 5 лет назад

Also Chris saying “I’ve had that before” is part of the joke

@tbalciunas333 6 лет назад

0:30 I finally just got that joke. It's the theme tune from the show "Cheers"

@chamuchamupalchamperry6686 5 лет назад

I never understood that one but now I see the genius.

@solluxcaptorirl8735 5 лет назад

omg,i never noticed that

@stuckonthepot6187 5 лет назад

It makes me feel sad and a little old then that I got it instantly

@alyshamacdonald4785 5 лет назад

Such an obscure reference.

@randompromises1038 5 лет назад

ohhhhh that's crafty

@fudgeciclez Год назад

All the wordplay and little details are genius. Best short

@reconnectingtryagain6986 2 года назад

1:28 I just realized a reoccurring gag joke

@ssgtrappsta9472 6 лет назад

The Platonic Relationship drink actually looks...delicious

@rjfproductions5137 5 лет назад

trev yeah

@ticcitoby2955 5 лет назад

Tru, Tru

@isaiahf-d846 5 лет назад

I want one

@Nahtanojrepus 5 лет назад

I like the look of the minutes to think about it

@stickbug3150 5 лет назад

Yess it does and I want it

@ajaxbird2348 7 лет назад

"I like my friends how I like my whiskey." "Let me guess. Straight." "Not trying to sleep with me." My favorite part of the video and not mentioned much in the comments.

@Score611 3 года назад

Is nobody gonna talk about how the bar person could hold a stiff drink with ez.

@KazByte_ 3 года назад

... Wow

@RoosterChan 3 года назад

Tom:"I WANT BLOODY MARRY, NOT YOU!" Bar tender: imma just leave now

@yuanlee1299 4 года назад

7 years later and I just noticed the guy in the background has a mustache for the spanish dub part! XD 1:14

@randomdude1177 3 года назад

I think he is up is not jump

@-YELDAH 3 года назад

@@randomdude1177 I was going to say that that would be stupid, it’s just some random person for the bit.... But then I noticed that the only person they look like is upisnotjump and now i think I’m going crazy

@-YELDAH 3 года назад

Tho he looks slightly different around the forehead and eye shape... I really want to know who that is

@randomdude1177 3 года назад

@@-YELDAH up is not jump lives in the same country as Tom does right

@-YELDAH 3 года назад

@@randomdude1177 ah yes, once upon a time there once was a land far far away called “England”

@KKortez 10 лет назад

I'm so glad Tom used my Spanish dub for this video. I made several recordings saying "I've always loved you Tom, I would like you to have sex with me" in Spanish, and it's very possible my uncle heard me. So this makes it worth it. Great video too! Very punny, so it was meant to be :^D

@blokvader8283 2 года назад

I love TomSka videos so much because it can take years before you realize more subtle jokes in them I just now understood the "reluctant compromise" gag

@pyryo4150 2 года назад

I have been searching for this channel for so long,finally

@eliana_gst 5 лет назад

"Look Tom, there's a reason wh-" Tom: *Gags* "STOP DRINKING IT!"

@axethannanth 3 года назад

@rehdhoodie215 3 года назад

Get noob

@galaticghost1220 3 года назад

g l o s s y . Saki k nice

@Sephelions 8 лет назад

the bartender slammed the diet reluctant compromise on the counter and my low battery notification came down at that exact moment

@acmeholloway 8 лет назад

so?

@DanielRhodes7 8 лет назад

Now that's what I call a reluctant compromise. Phone: CHARGE ME! You: VIDEO FIRST!

@sleepyenby8036 8 лет назад

+Daniel Rhodes (The Shadow Seeker) ahahahahahAHAHAHAHAH

@falconwing5111 7 лет назад

For some reason the same thing happened to me? That was weird :P

@messiejessie7665 3 года назад

I am ashamed to say that it took me 6 years to get the recurring gag joke.

@ailporf 2 года назад

I keep finding new details every time I rewatch this

@vinnie9015 4 года назад

them: *complicated english jokes with wordplay* me: *screams in portuguese*

@bbchem5988 3 года назад

Se me permitir: "PUTA MERDA"

@nathanroberts3638 3 года назад

How does one scream in Portuguese?

@shadoow2401 3 года назад

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

@bbchem5988 3 года назад

@@shadoow2401 opa amigo

@shadoow2401 3 года назад

@@bbchem5988 eae

@kosmick-9305 9 лет назад

Am I the only one who got the joke where Tom asks for a HORSE MASK, and drinks the REOCCURRING GAG?

@toomasoskarkahur2920 9 лет назад

Could you explain?

@kosmick-9305 9 лет назад

Watch the HORSE video they made, you will understand then. :P

@enderexiler374 9 лет назад

I got it :D

@kosmick-9305 9 лет назад

EnderExiler Yay! I found someone lol

@ThunderGamer-sq3em 9 лет назад

miss johnson, i got that a while ago and im going to say this "I LOVE IT"

@oliverholm3973 Год назад

"I need a more understanding friend" *Gives him a drink* Cutting. Truly cutting.

@loco_beezy 2 года назад

I’ve watched this about 20 times over the past 8 years and I finally understand the “reoccurring gag” bit.

@wrath2509 8 лет назад

only now do I understand the recurring gag, is literally a reused joke,

@aimia100 8 лет назад

SANS AND THE JOKES AND WOW.

@sverreleonard8488 8 лет назад

I think the point is that he says "I'd like one horse mask" And that is a recurring gag in his videos ;)

@seanmdpa 7 лет назад

I made a comment about this 5 months earlier but sadly was not noticed, also the name of the bar is deus ex machina (an unexpected power or event saving a seemingly hopeless situation, especially as a contrived plot device in a play or novel.)

@damianvaldez9390 7 лет назад

Akira Kurusu the obscure reference drink is by far the most clever joke. the theme song from "Cheers" plays as he says cheers

@kuroru69 6 лет назад

this is like the special kids classroom.

@isabellatoose3839 5 лет назад

A reoccurring gag, because he’s gagging and it’s a reoccurring joke oh my god I just completed my life’s purpose

@grabern 5 лет назад

And when he asks for a horse mask, he’s given the reocurring gag because the horse mask is also a running gag in his videos.

@lapraspurple6427 5 лет назад

Also, when Its first ordered Chris says he's had it before, so it's reoccurring there too

@voraito 5 лет назад

It's also a meta joke because Tom doesn't have a gag reflex.

@aionicthunder 4 года назад

Well that’s gotta be a kinda lame purpose if that’s what it is

@KyunaCookies 4 года назад

Señor I... *Splutters* Yeah that's it

@UnknownRager96 2 года назад

fun fact: there's an alcohol beverage called the "screaming orgasm". tom if you ever see this know that you were lucked out by chris's lack of knowledge on beverages

@leoleon1202 Год назад

Your channel was a huge moral boost during my teenage years I just rediscover it few days ago (with the video about Thomas the tank train) I've re-watch some old video and discovered new stuff but this one omg this one made me laugh so hard I think I broke a rib and know just by reading the title I'm getting the same laugh 10 years later XD Hope you got as many good days as possible and friends to spent them with you. Take care

@colnel1291 4 года назад

It's a pity I can't say "I like my friends like I like my whiskey - not trying to sleep with me" because there's a photo of me sleeping with a bottle of whiskey edit: Holy sht when did this get so much likes?