LITERAL MORONS IN AN AH-64 APACHE LONGBOW | War Thunder 

The Tigre HAD ejection seats in the 90's, it would just detach the rotors before before launching the crew out. Like so he can see, thx

Uranium: has 20 billion calories The US realizing that Japanese citizens are starving:

Badda: "if you ate 40,000 bananas in 10 minutes the radiation would kill you" Clu: "AH YES THE RADIATION WOULD KILL YOU!!!"

All Gaijin needs to do is add submarines and you’ll literally have a war game that says “Don’t be picky, pick something dammit.”

“Uranium is 20,000,000,000 calories.” Ivan Drago: *heavy breathing

How to make use of your country’s tax dollars: Acquire 🅱️ e s h

As an army vet who worked on apaches. I approve of this video and want you to know that it is actually that badass in combat. Also surprise both the apache and the freebrams have the same engine with some tweeks here and there

“If the first T-34 doesn’t get him the next 3 definitely will” is the best way to explain the eastern front

“The Abrams can never be depressed.” “Only it’s operator” Kills me every time

“I joined the marines” “Question: Am I immortal” That killed me when I first heard it

Badger: memorizes meme shells so he doesn’t get bullied Also badger: gets bullied for saying “sa-bot” instead of “say-bow”

Two solutions to ejecting from helicopters: 1. Lock up the rotor first. Adds an extra couple of seconds before you actually eject, but we don't exactly need to do it carefully, it's not like you're planning to use it anymore. 2. Instead of launching you up through the canopy like a typical ejection seat, have it launch you down through the floor. No worries about hitting the rotor, just hope the trajectory of the helicopter is erratic enough to not come down directly on top of you.

Sabot is, in fact, _not_ the final form of throwing a rock at someone. *That would be a railgun.* Edit: to all the geniuses trying to one-up me with “but the rod from god” That’s dropping. Not throwing. Big difference.

America: "Our defense budget is the highest out everything!" The Military: "Wait, we had a budget?"

Your boomerang otherwise known as the xp55 was a killer without seeing combat there was only 3 ever made two of them crashed they were single seat aircraft but of the two crashes they killed a total of around 6 people the second plane crashed into a car on the way to a airshow.

“If you ate 40,000 bananas in 10 minutes you would die of radiation poisoning Ah yes the radiation will kill you” I laughed at that my brother was wondering what I was watching

I love how badger’s SFM representation of heavenly just became Doomguy

By the way, one helicopter actually has ejection seats: It's none other than your best friend the KA-50! There is a mechanism on board that jettisons all the rotors before actually shooting you out of your predicament, so you won't instantly turn into a human slushy

Here’s how helicopter ejection seats should work: the bolts linking the rotor blades to the rotor shaft should blow allowing the rotor blades to fly off, and then a moment later the canopy gets blown and the seat ejects.

“Ah yes, THE RADIATION WOULD KILL YOU!” Practically died from laughter there

Some helicopters do have ejection seats. When you use them explosive bolts blow the rotor blades off first.

“Do YoU SeE mE LAUgIng my GaMER?!” I was actually on my job’s floor laughing uncontrollably

"GODDAMN ALL THIS FOR A CAMARO?" is stupidly underrated man

07:00 how has no one mentioned that the Kamov KA-50 attack helicopter does in fact have an ejection seat. The key is to jettison the blades before the canopy and seat rocket upwards into them

Always remember the Russian military motto: “You can’t be convicted of war crimes if there is no one alive to witness them”

“If you ate 40,000 bananas in ten minutes you would die of radiation” “ *Ah yes, the radiation would kill you* “ Best part imo

9:02 "family is everything"

13:00 Ah yes *Christmas* time

Anyone else notice that Skulker’s signature saying is just “the purpose of this ______ is to violate the Geneva convention.”

"gunner, you see that truck" "Affirmative" *"I dont want to"* 5:34

8:10 Boss, you killed a child

3:56 as a part of the Australian community I heavily approve the boomerang

BREAKING NEWS: *Astronaut known as “YeetDabMcFapDab” takes helicopter to mars and comes back with aliens*

Badger: "Sabot shells are the final form of throwing a rock at somebody." Railguns: Am I a joke to you?

Germany: how many different versions of the t-34 do you have. Russia: YES

I can actually imagine Badger being an actual Badger either in a crocodile suit or a shark suit if there will be no difference 🤣

Badgers decal is the epitome of, “This hurts me more than it hurts you.”

“Sir, request permission to leave the AH-64 Apache Longbow” “For what purpose, literal moron?” “To give the enemy back their ballistic missiles.” “Permission granted”

I love how badger says he can’t explain about ejection seats in helicopters but he can explain chemical formats and shell types perfectly

I want to thank you guys for bringing back the happiness i had back in 2010-14 the new generation of mark, sean and dan, thank you.

1964: Enemy infantry terrified by the sound of “Fortunate Son” playing from the sky. 2020: Enemy infantry terrified by the sight of a sad seal in the sky.

I'm going to be honest, the opening 'Ah yes; the RaDIAtiON would kill you' is probably the funniest part in this video for me.

Badger when he sees a tank: a really big fuckin' hole, coming right up

I've actually found the low tier sbds with gunpods make pretty good fighters, due to the tail gunner, and relative decent manuverability

“Sir are you qualified to repair this plane”. “Uh I built a lego Death Star once”. “Oh I’m sorry for doubting you sir”

Potato truck minding its business: Badger with a literal tank killer: Let's launch every f*cking missile in my inventory

4:30 top gun song then saying i am boomerang you cant hit a boomerang was so funny

7:28 FOR THE MOTHER LAND

"The Abrams cannot be depressed! Only it's operator can..." *God Bless America*

Those depleted uranium rocks are exactly what the US would design, they're just compressed and refined calories punching through tank armour.

The first thing in the video is just: “Uranium is… 20,000,000,000 calories.” Badger’s video’s never get old.

I love Heavenly's voice in the background saying "HOLY S**T", he pretty much sounded like Mortal Kombat's narrator saying that Fun fact : The plane that kamikazed to the ground at 3:37 was actually the P-40

Badger: "You don't wanna know what kinda music I edit my vids to." Me: *sits on Goldengate bridge at midnight looking for the one window that has caramelldansen behind it*

Badger: *memorizes the entire meme of shell combinations* Warthunder Veterans, still in their flight suits doing muscle exercises, sees his ammo setup in the T-34: *EYES GLOW WITH INTENSE MALICE*

"How many variants of the T-34 do you-" *Yes*

3:10 The fact that he direct impacted that poor driver still kills me lmao

My favorite quote from this video: "OH MY GOD, WE'VE GOT AIR SUPPORT AND THAT AIR SUPPORT DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO FLY!"

*Puts Christmas skin on helicopter “Thought I’d show him some festive spirit since he’s not going to be making it home for Christmas”

2:45 ATF be like

The best line to come out of war thunder: "OH MY GOD, WE'VE GOT AIR SUPPORT, AND THAT AIR SUPPORT DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO FLY"

I love how the American national anthem is playing in the background in several different tunes

"40,000 bananas to generate enough radiation to kill you." *"YEAH IT'S THE RADIATION THAT KILLS YOU"* Banana pill SCP in a nutshell.

13:57 all i can think about when i see badgers hairline is ordering a double quarter pounder and some murican iced tea from mcdonalds

1:25 badger by including this clip there is now dozens of similar names lol

The Black Shark actually does have an ejection seat. From what I understand, the rotor blades slide out of sleeves connected to the rotor hub using explosives and rockets propel the pilot out of the helicopter. There are other helicopters with ejection seats, but the KA-50 was the first one.

Actually, the Russian helicopter KA-52 has ejection seats, when its activated, explosions set the blades loose so the pilot and gunner don't get shreded by them.

I sensed a fellow Canadian at 7:55

3:05 🎶here come the sun, do do do do🎶

10:17 "You have been destroyed by Kanna_thicc_loli"

Pentagon: "This helicopter is a hi-tech, precise, _expensive_ piece of military hardware." Pilots: _"WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!"_

9:20 i almost spat my drink out after hearing "but it would help you survive the winter"

3:37 Oh my GOD we've got air support, and that air support doesn't know how to fly!

5:09 Bungie: “WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!!”

Badger and Friends : "Talks about ejection seat for Combat Helicopters" Me : They do realize that the Russian Ka-50 "Black Shark" does in real life have a ejection seat right?

I never knew that it was bfv were you can inhale a missle and get high fived by your friend and be fine

When clu said 'all across vermont' I was like I live there cool

"I still think helicopters should have ejector seats" *CHOP CHOP*

Badger speaking of the blessed SABOT round: “Final form of throwing a rock at someone” *DARPA, sitting in the back, ominously patting their prototype rail gun*: “Heard u talkin’ shit”

11:50 I can’t wait for the B-52 stratofortress

the i blame you for this f*** s*** at 1:34 had me in tears

"Shut up, I'm trying to read." "What the hell is important enough to read mid-flight?" "... *h o w t o f l y ."*

I'm reminded of my ROTC instructor and all the stories he used to tell us instead of teaching, and 90% of them where funny like, Marine basic training, or the time he broke the army's regulations about mingling with the populace so he could get some Saudi KFC during Desert Shield; but the one that he told that he found funny, but all the kids got quiet about was his tale of Depleted Uranium shells. He's a Captain in an armored division (I forget which), he's also a tank commander. He gets into contact, and once the field is clear, everyone is hanging around these old Soviet T-70s. He says "there's a quarter sized hole going in, a quarter sized hole going out, no fire, no explosion. And a few seconds after we hit them, the turret flies off." And the only way he could explain the affect on the enemy crew was, and I shit you not... "You know that residue that's left when you eat a bowl of Jello? Cause that's all that's left inside the tank, just this red goo at the exit hole." No clothes, no sidearms, no bodies or bones. And as all the younger cadets get all quiet, and I sit there with a stupid grin, he just laughs.

I just have something to say thank you for your work, I'm really trying to find inspiration and everytime when I start to lose it all I have to do is watch your videos, even if I watch them only 5 min per vid they remind me not to give up and keep on doing stuff in sfm, I really love your voice and your accent, I appreciate your work and hope you have a great day

Fun fact, most Russian Helicopters do in fact have a Ejection Seat. The rotors are blown off with Explosive bolts, As Depends on the cockpit(The KA 50 line has a "pod" cockpit) The Pilots and co-pilot is ejected.

Everyone: You can’t just air strike an orphanage! The US defence budget: Haha A-10 warthog go brrrt brrrrrrt

12:52 they actually do that in some Japanese military factions! The helicopters have anime versions of the pilots on the sides!

i like the fact the lighting disappears after the sun gets shot 5:03

A helicopter jet chimney sent just straight into the ground at mock ten

"what's that noise?" "a temporary setback"

Day 1 of Quarantine: "I'm gonna catch up on my shows and exercise." Day 15: "1 gram of uranium is equal to 20 Billion calories."

0:48 [Sung to the tune of "The Major General's Song"] _Armor-piercing high-explosive fin-stab'lized discarding sabot_ _high-explosive anti-tank high-explo-sive capped balli-stic capped_

10:56 The B-25 is just an absolutely beautiful warbird. They look especially good when there’s 16 of them on the flight deck of a Yorktown-class aircraft carrier bound for mainland Japan.

"We've identified the dog over", it's just leaked audio of ATF agents

"Which is like flying a garbage truck strapped with enough ordinance to erase a country from the face of the earth" Yep that sums up bombers

Okay, who asked “how many calories does Uranium have”? I’m sure nobody in the video did. But the info is useful lol.

Bajur is gonna love the SBD with the gun pods and tracers, so many 50 cals

I'm not sure why, but to this day, the 🅱️ E S H meme hits incredibly hard. Which, I guess is the point of the ammunition...

8:01 “How many different variants of the T-34 do you have?” “-YES.”

I’m shocked he went for boomerang instead of the low handing fruit and historically accurate nickname “Ass Ender”