LITERALLY TOO ANGRY TO DIE | Doom Eternal 

Doomslayer: "Why do I hear boss music?" *Looks in mirror* "Oh, right."

“If the lava were alive, the doom slayer would kill it” I mean- *He’s not wrong*

"You can only slay demons so hard" Mick Gordon: "He's new here"

Badger: "You can only slay demons so har-" The Slayer: "See, that's where you're wrong."

Otherworldly being: “You will bring down the Heaven’s Wrath” Doom Slayer: *Quickly adds Heaven’s Wrath to his kill list*

youtube literally demonetized this video then monetized this video then demonetized it again now thats what I call demon-etization amirite fellow doom slayers

The DoomSlayer can play heavy rock music with a piano. No, you cannot change my mind

"you can only slay demons so hard" doom slayer: you underestimate my hatred

"You are nothing but a usurper. A false idol.". *"THOSE ARE BOLD WORDS FOR SOMEONE WITHIN RIP AND TEAR RANGE"*

"Like, you can only slay demons so hard" Mick Gordon: Allow me to introduce... Metal, but every instrument is a fucken *chainsaw*

Moral: if your arguing with doom slayer, don’t tell him action speaks louder than words

"The slayer has arrived." "All mortally challenged personnel please be advised". Demon: *PRESSES THE DOOM SLAYER ALARM ON THE WALL*

“You will bring down the heavens wrath.” Doom Slayer: **Cocks shotgun with religious intent**

The only sentince the doom slayer would need if he could talk: "I will endure 1000 deaths before I yield"

2:41 Demons: He's out of ammo. _SHIT, HE'S OUT OF AMMO!_

DEMONS: "You have a lot of nerve coming in here"! DOOMSLAYER: "You have a lot of nerve being alive"

God: "Hey, why are you guys just sitting around doing nothing? I told you to take care of the demon problem." Angel: "Oh don't worry, the intern is taking care of it." God: "The intern?" *Gunshots, explosions, and demons screaming in pain off in the distance* God: "......wow." Angel: "Yeah, he's very passionate about the position...."

"In every demon there is a rainbow." Doom Slayer: 2:47

Alternate wording: Beginning of session: i hope i get some neto bosses End of session: *I AM THE BOSS*

-Badger: "Why do i hear music?" -Demons: "Why do i hear boss music?"

"The Slayer Has Arrived. All mortally challenged personnel please be advised." Me: that cant be good...

It’s nice that this 40$ sound track came with a free game :)

Every other game: some amount of chill in some scenes so you can take a break and chill if you're overwhelmed. Doom Eternal: Man literally too angry to die

"Warning, the slayer has entered the facility." Demons: objective updated: survive

"That demon had a family." "I know. THEY'RE NEXT" ah yes a fellow slayer

"DOOM: Eternal can't be THAT much more intense than DOOM 2016." *Little did he know...*

When you play doom, your not playing on hard mode, *the demons are*

RussianBadger: *uses doomslayer as doorstop* Doomslayer: *breaks the door*

Badger: this is fine Doom music starts playing Badger: oh god

“I would say this is against the Geneva convention but I’m 100% sure geneva doesn’t exist anymore” My favorite quote now

6:24 cracked me up I'm currently being superglued back together

"Woah Badger, he had a family!" " *I KNOW. T H E Y ' R E N E X T.* "

People in Doom's story: *breathes* Doomguy: I DONT REMEMBER ASKIN' YOU A GODDAMN THING.

Badger: you mean living breathing ammo box? Me: THAT’S A HALF TRUTH!

Badger: "...if anger is a reliable source of energy." DoomGuy: "I don't sleep. Eat. Drink. I only need the blood of the Demons, my hunger is quinched by ripping and tearing everything in my path. I'll sleep when I see Daisy again."

Who are you, a human, to defy our tradition. "So anyway I started blasting"

“I’m sure if the lava was alive, the Doom Slayer would kill it” That is the most DOOM thing I have ever heard

Priest: What is satanic game?! *30 seconds later* Priest: “HELL YEAH I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD”

That transition from Rip and Tear to BFG Division was clean, and I want a full version of that mashup

"...you will bring down the heavens' wrath." Doomguy: *loads shotgun with menacing intent* Me: Do I smell a threequel?

Samuel : *Woah Hey, Take it Easy Slayer, That Demon had a Famil-* Doom Slayer : *I Know, They're Next.*

In lore doom guy is so strong he can just kill anything with just his hands he just uses guns because he thinks it’s fun

Idk about y'all but I really appreciated the fact that they just remastered the old sprites of the demons from the OG Doom for Eternal. This game felt like a love letter to the fans of the original series.

Every other game : 40 minute intro + Tutorial Doom: Here's a gun kill anything that moves

"Inside every demon is a rainbow" Doom Guy: "I know"

0:35 your dad when you accidentaly walk away mid conversation

"Dude, that demon had a family" "I know, they're next" LOL

“I AM THE WAR” Every ID character in a nutshell

Demon gf: "Come over babe" Doomslayer: "Can't too busy slaying demons" Demon gf: "My parents are not home" Doomslayer: "I know" *chainsaw starts revving*

The Quiet Kid is going to become much more deadly if they play Doom: Eternal… Remember to make sure your not on the list…

“There’s now way I could kill demons any crazier” PROSEEDS TO KILL A DEMON LIKE KRATOS

Demons: finally he’s out of ammo! Doom guy: “pulls out fist with malicious intent”

Doomguy is the definition of "I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me."

“I’m sure if the lava was alive doomslayer would kill it” I haven’t even PLAYED doom and I know this is true

4:03 this is the coolest rune. Change my mind.

Doomguy: *runs out of ammo* Also Doomguy: TO TEST THE POWER OF FLEXSEAL, I SAWED THIS DEMON IN HALF!

Satan: "Don't worry, boys. I got this." *Satan has left the chat*

I just started Doom Eternal a couple months ago and I cannot fucking believe they made the combat even better than the first one. The hub for the Slayer is fucking amazing. One of the top ten games of the current generation undoubtedly.

9:32 i bet that jump-cut was difficult, he chainsawed a zombie then chainsawed in a completely different place, with the same animation. good job, dude.

"Killing them won't bring back your people." WHAT PEOPLE, I DO THIS FOR FUN.

Charlie: inside of every demon is a rainbow. Alastor: inside of every demon is a lost cause. Doomslayer: inside of every demon is blood, guts, and ammo.

"Divide by 2" had me laughing so hard I had to rewatch the video cause I dident hear the rest after that

I am confident that the way doom guy activates his flame belch is by saying "Flame this clown"

The reason you always hear epic, intense music playing in Doom is because that’s the boss music You’re the boss

I’m just imagining Heavenly picking up his brother from school and blasting The only thing they fear is you.

Doom eternal is almost like a free roam Mortal Kombat.

I like how becoming literally to angry to die is just par for the course at this point

Heaven: "stop fighting and leave it to us. we never asked for your help" DG: "I'm not doing it for you, or me, I'm doing it for DAISY"

Khan Makyr: "Who are you, a hooman, to defy our traditions?" Doomguy: *Laughs in war crimes*

I love that none of the characters go out of the way to say that you aren't powerful enough to achieve your goal, just that you probably shouldn't

10:50 you cant just fight an army of demons with just rage doom guy chuckels in rage

at this point whenever Badger kills a Cacodemon I just imagine Heavenly getting brutally murdered by Doom Slayer

Confirmed: it is canon that Doomguy has speakers in his helmet blasting music during combat Edit: well this blew up long after I forgot about it, it’s just a joke but given the Slayer’s collection it’s not far off

I’d love to see you do more videos on this - I know it’s not a multiplayer and never will be, but I’d definitely watch you play through this

on the pic in the right at 1:14 badger is poging

Badger : "Is anger a reliable source of energy?" Doom Guy, Asura, Akuma and Kratos : "Allow us to introduce ourselves"

"Where's this music coming from?" I believe Doom Guy just has the music playing on blast in his helmet. It's why he doesn't talk to people. He can't hear shit besides demon's screaming in pain and intense heavy metal.

Doom guy is the only one that can make the enemy hear boss music

What others think 2020 was like: *Calm and Serenity* What we think of 2020 was like:*Literally everything in Doom Eternal*

Once upon a time the doom guy killed a lot of demons with his shotgun, then he found the ammo for it

A friendly reminder that this game came out on the same day as it’s polar opposite, animal crossing.

I just bought this game yesterday and I already love it. I felt the same about Doom 2016 but this is a whole other level

I swear to jah, Badger NEVER upload a bad video. Like seriously? I’ve never seen any of his videos be bad?? Good job Badger. Love your work.

"Woah. Hey. Take easy Badger, that demon had a family." Bajur: "I know. They're next." *pauses* *starts dying of laughter*

"Actions speak louder than words" most especially because it is almost impossible for a human to produce a sound as loud as a gunshot

"You can only slay demons so hard" Yeah, right, and you can't just shoot a hole into the surface of mars.

0:20 Me Who Is A Developer For Doom Eternal:Hmmm Are You Sure You Cant Slay Demons Harder?

PA: “The Slayer has arrived. All mortally-challenged personnel, please be advised.” Demons: “I suddenly need to go to the mortality-neutral bathroom-“

interviewer: "is anger a reliable source of energy?" Doom Guy: *Furiously rides bike to generate power*

Tonjiro: I'm the ultimate demon slayer Doom Slayer: Hold My Beer

really wish there was a post launch doom eternal let's play. Love the commentary in this

Doom 2016: Demons are trapped in a room with you. Doom Eternal: You have left the room, put it on a cargo plane and chucked it into the heart of an active volcano with 250 tons of tnt strapped to the door.

In other games: boss music is a bad sign In Doom eternal: boss music mean YOU ARE BAD SIGN

me when the game says “the only thing they fear is you” YOUR DAME RIGHT

HEY GUYS! I love you so much! Mike, you have inspired me for over 10 years, and my dad and I have listened to dt forever. I just recently learned how to play Instrumedley!

Beginning: "I hope I can win this war." End: *"I AM the war!"* "Whoa, dude! That demon had a family!" *I KNOW. THEY'RE NEXT.*

Ah yes. My favorite music genre: Testosterone.

With in the last year before 2 years I found you from literally a doom meme compilation, that had you saying "ik, they're next" which I had a good chuckle about, talked about it from that compilation, then a random comment war just happens then giving the link to this video, and here I am a subscriber to watch your dumb yet really good content on games, even some games that I've never even played or heard of even both such as you're latest vid on EDF 4.1 shadow of despair, never heard of it, never played it, but it was fun being a sub badger keep up the fun energetic shitposting my guy

Slayer has a taxidermy demon statue in his living room. The demon’s still alive, it’s just too terrified to move.