Little Clown - A Sober!Gamzee Makara Fansong By PhemieC Lyrics 

*before homestuck* oh cool. i don't get it but, this is cool. *after homestuck* HOLY SHIT I GET IT NOW-

His pants look like Swiss cheese

"What if the color of troll blushes was the color of their blood? Nepeta would look sick and Equius would look like he's cho--"

I like how they used a little Toy piano. You can tell because of the clicking sounds of the keys between notes.

gamzee had highblood pressure

gamzee high: soft and squishy soft and squishy gamzee sober: SHARP AND POINTY SHARP AND POINTY

It sounds like he started crying at the end, when he remembered Tavros. Like distant, distorted crying. Like Gamzee was trapped somewhere, sobbing quietly, hopelessly. In fact, a lot of this song sounds like it's not from Gamzee's perspective. 'Did you forget I was here?'

Did anyone notice Gamzee crying after talking about Tavros at the end. It makes me super sad...

*"From his neck the walls are bleeding brown"* -Tavros *"Soon with the blue and green to follow."* -Equius and Nepeta *"Then with the brightest red you've seen."* -Karkat....... Oh.......... :O(

Why is it so hot on the meteor? Because Gamzee killed the AC :^)

The fact that this song has become popular on tiktok with non Homestucks is both hilarious and confusing to me

Gamzee is actually a pretty sad character, he is a bard of rage, bards are about passive destruction and corruption, hé tried to be a good person, hé tries to destroy the rage that was corrupting him by eating slime pie (basically doing drug) but when he realised it was his fate to be a chaotic being who would destroy everything, he embraced his nature and accepted it, I'm pretty sure he suffered from lying to himself on who he really was and someday he was done with suffering and decided tu fully become The bard of rage hé always was Gamzee is not a bad person, he tried to avoid The unavoidable but his fate and his classpect forced him to do what he does

This is oddly soothing, yet creepy. I could fall asleep to this as long as its not at night. Which defeats the purpose of me sleeping to this.

I knew about this song before I knew Homestuck even existed...........

Shut up, it's normal to listen to this at night when I'm about to go to sleep.

“Gamzee is innocent, and he never did anything wrong.” -What feels like half of the fandom

Okay but I just noticed the string of saliva between Tav's and Gamzee's mouth. That's just on a whole 'nother level of disturbing.

Soft Gamzee Warm Gamzee Pie on his head Happy Gamzee Sleepy Gamzee All his friends are dead

At first I thought the Heir, Rouge, and Page was talking about John, Roxy, and Jake, but it just now occurred to me that it's talking about Tavros, Nepeta, and Equius .~.

Gamzee breaking down on the word page just adds so much emotion to this

What happens when you play this backwards? Nightmares

I FORGOT HOW TERRIFYING THIS WAS FUCK

THE FACT THAT THIS SONG IS USED FOR CREEPY FACT VIDEOS ON TIKTOK MAKES IT LESS SCARY TO LISTEN TO

I FOUND SOMEONE USING THIS SONG ON TIKTOK AND THEY DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS ABOUT HOMESTUCK-

This is satans lullaby

My sister walked in on me listening to this. I just slowly turned around and stared at her as the creepy ass reverse music box played. Her reaction was the greatest.

why is this song in th kIDCORE PLAYLIST IM LISTENIGN TO WHY IS THERE HOMSTUCK IN TH KIDCORE PLAYLIST IM LIS

_it's too early for this_ _havven't slept all night_ _it's fivve in the mornin_ *_help_*

I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS A HOMESTUCK SONG UNTIL NOW AHhHH People used it in speedpaints and stuff and I'm a huge homestuck n00b rip

Did I mention this is fucking terrifying?

to this day i am *so* impressed by phemiec's homestuck fansongs... from the music itself, to their vocals, to the absolutely amazing lyrics... they make me fall in love with homestuck and its characters all over again, even after all this time, i'm still a homestuck

this is the creepy song people like to use on tiktok for scary videos, but they don’t realize it’s homestuck XD

me and my girlfriend were actually talking earlier about gamzee and i told her that i've always had a headcanon about gamzee's freak out. i've always had this headcanon that gamzee was going through extreme withdraw for years of eating his pies then all of a sudden just not eating them anymore that alone would cause violent mental breakdowns, seizures, and violent sickness, but here's where the kicker of the theory, i have a feeling gamzee was going through the purple-blood version of puberty (which kinda adds to my theory since highbloods are instinctively more violent and easily angered). troll puberty is usually around the 6-7-8 sweeps of age i wouldn't be that far of a stretch. i think purple bloods have a very different version of puberty then the rest of the spectrum. from what i hear highbloods in general are naturally violent so just like any other puberty Moodiness, Emotional changes, Anxiety, Irritability, Clumsiness, Increased libido (sex drive) but the thing is what would a highblood do with a average human puberty? there called highbloods for a reason, there high and mighty there not average so why would they have an average puberty? purple bloods are known for being insane not fuchsia bloods not indigo bloods but purple bloods themselves are infamous for being insane so add all being a highblood, being a purple blood, going through an extreme withdraw and having nearly all instinct kicking in all once, adding on all the physical stress and pain that comes with physical and mental puberty and years of drug use would cause that level of freak out. i may sound a bit far fetched but it makes sense to me, and no i'm not trying to make excuses for gamzee. murder is murder and it's not ok but i hope you enjoyed my theory anyway~

_I Listen to this song while i sleep_ _With Speakers, With My Tablet My Bed_ _Sounds Like A Wild Gamzee Is Under My Bed_ _How Soothing ;3_

the entire sober gamzee scene was gloriously terrifying.

What if the voice singing is actually lil cal? The lines “What did you do little clown?” “Tear down the lies little trolls” “I and also I will be your god” Sound like it

I love how the person who posted it's name is "IWasBored" and it's as if they were like "I made this song cause I was bored"

Is it weird i find this song calming?

I was exposed to this song before i knew homestuck and i didn't even *know* this was a homestuck fan song... I heard it around the internet around 9 to 12 years of age never knowing. my brother finally got me to read homestuck at the age of 15 and i got into the fandom... and i came across this song. now i know what the lyrics mean. I am even more terrifyed of this song, but im mostly blown away with the revelation- holy crap, this is giving me like, nostalgia but... a bad kind of nostalgia? ok maybe not nostalgia- its a feeling of horrifying realization and dread

I really like the idea of sober Gamzee and stoned gamzee speaking to eachother in this song It makes so much sense and it's sad too like Gamzee needs a hug

Okay, now go back and replay this song at the speed of 0.5. Have fun sleeping!

Was I the only one thinking there was going to be a weird bass drop some where in this

I FINALLY GET THIS AFTER READING ENOUGH HOMESTUCK xO

When the tiktok squad arrives, prepare your conversion material cause we gonna get some new homestucks

2:25 Oh. My. Fucking... I am crying right now, and why you may ask? My phone, (Note this hasn't ever happened before) started glitching out, causing the entire screen to go into either black, dark gray, light grey, and white rectangles. Not only was I freaking out due to the song, my phone was apparently fucking haunted. It still played the music though, and the picture with lyrics was still visible, but deformed. I was scared shitless....

yeah, don't listen put the same song in two tabs and play them a second away from eachother u get spookd

I JUST LEARNED THIS FUCKING SONG WAS HOMESTUCK I REMEMBER HEARING IT IN OLD MLP SPEEDPAINTS ALL THE TIME LMAO

Normalize listening to old homestuck fansongs in 2021.

You know, this song is already creepy enough on it's own but it's SO much worse if you've seen Sober!Gamzee in action. It took me hours to get to sleep after that. *shudder* Anyway, I'd give this song an 8/10, needs more honking.

Woah, before I even watched homestuck I heard this song! Never knew it was for gamzee! Makes so much sense!

2:19 most unsettling part of the song 😀🍷

"I and also I will be your Gods." What if I'm a Atheist?

Homestuck has managed to make bicycle horns cause people to cower nationwide. That's...Sort of impressive.

SLEEP? WHO THE FUCK NEEDS THAT? CERTAINLY NOT ME!

So Gamzee is going to decapitate all the people in Hufflepuff, then kill everyone in Ravenclaw and Slytherin before finally killing the Gryffindors? (I’m not being stupid, I know who it actually means) (But seriously) (Why does this work so perfectly)

so ur telling me that this wacky audio i heard on tiktok once or twice was a homestuck thing? epic

oh. he actually kissed tavbro. still ship it.

From his necks the walls are bleeding brown - Tavros DX Soon the blue to follow then the green - EQUIUS AND NEPETA DX Last will be the brightest red you've ever seen - KARKAT NO. FUUUUUCKKK

Me: I’m just going to see the comments while listening to the music. The song right when I was about to do that: did you forget that I was here?🎶🎶🎶

how come gamzee song is like the only creepiest song ever in this playlist? X'D

Me- I'm gonna listen to some relaxing music before bed. * Turns on Little Clown * * Screams * * Sleeps with lights on for a month * * Spends the night rocking in fetal position under my bed covers * Ahh, so relaxing.

I’d like to say Gamzee creeps me out, even when he’s not sober. This definitely made him 500% creepier and I’m not sure why I did this to myself-

What?? This song is a homestuck song?????? This song was my childhood no cap-

This song reminds me of the movie coralline

I can't wait for Halloween. I'm going as Gamzee and I'm going to play this as I'm walking around

who else is still watching in 2020? :o)

This is funny because people use this on tiktok as a scary audio without knowing it’s homestuck

As the human that I am, I decided to turn this into a playlist, and listen to it. I went to bed to sleep with this Song on, but I had a purple black light. In my head this was somewhat a good idea xD

3:05 It sound like Gamzee is crying.... i cri too by the sound of his tears... T_T

itS FUNNY because this song was popular on tiktok (mostly for scary or paranormal stories/facts) AND I NEVER FUCKIN NOTICED IT

Wait, this is a homestuck song? I found this song a while ago and added it to my playlist without the knowledge. I just got into homestuck last night. Im blown away.

this is like terrifying but like.. beautiful at the same time.. that makes sense right?

You can't forgive Gamzee for what he did. Nobody can. And you can't really "relate to what happened to him" either, because he went on fucking "troll drugs" and unlocked his Rage when this happened. Although that doesn't make him sober, Gamzee was always messed up and shit, always being played with his emotions, him being mentally and physically damaged. But that doesn't make Gamzee a bad character, because he couldn't control what happened to him and the fact that he was being manipulated by his beliefs. Gamzee is one of my three favorite trolls because of the fact he's so complicated and layered, one minute he's super cool and aloof and drunk and the next he's murdering people and skewering their heads to make bloody kabobs. So what I'm basically saying is that Gamzee has done some pretty fucked up things, but it was because his Rage was discovering it's true potential, and his mind began to play tricks on him and whisper to him. Even though nobody's gonna see this comment but fuck that.

someone: so what kind of music do you listen to? me:

The lines talking about Tavros, Nepeta and Equius are legit chilling. "From his neck the walls are bleeding brown, soon the blue to follow then the green." and "I sang it to the Heir (Equius), The Rogue (Nepeta) and Page (Tavros)". Eugh, I can still feel the shivers...

1:34 I see the hoes. :DD

The only thing that irritates me about Gamzee is how bad his grammar is most of the time. Has Homestuck conditioned me to think killing is okay, but bad grammar is a crime? Or is it just more Batterwitch propaganda? I think I need Jegus.

i used to listen to this before reading homestuck and now i am gamzee kin

I like how when gamzee was singing about singing to the heir (equius) rouge (nepeta) and the page (tavros) he started to sing slower as he mentioned tavros because he was gay for him, if you listen to the end part, you can hear crying noises, right after he dawns what happens to tavros

so I was blasting this from my phone walking down the street and someone came out when it said "did you forget I was here".... they slowly turned and went back inside. I was dieing

Is it bad that I listen to this song every night? And that I'm not phased by it? And I find it really relaxing?

"I am the bard, I sing of rage, I sing of rage" The one time the bard doesn't try to seduce anyone

When I first heard this song, I assumed it was about a "mad artist" type character with a god complex. I had no clue how close I was to being right.

....Is it bad that I recognized every troll like full on "Oh, he means Tavros, Equius, Nepeta and Karkat." Like without hesitation, too. I RECOGNIZED THE BLOOD COLORS OF CHARACTERS. What has this web comic done to me ;~;

so i think i freaked my sister out by singing this

THIS WAS A HOMESTUCK SONG THE WHOLE TIME????? I remember watching Pinkamena and Animal Jam Creepypastas with this song LMAO good times

Why am I back here… it’s been so many years

Ok... so about a couple years ago I was on youtube watching a My Little Amnesia (cringe I know) speedpaint. It had this song and I was like "Hmm... I like this song! Lemme check it out!". Now you may be angry at me for this, but I had been TRYING TO AVOID HOMESTUCK! So when I saw so many gamzee results I was like, "...oh no...". But since I liked the song so much, I listened to it, over and over and over again. Eventually, I started getting recommendations for homestuck songs and other homestuck stuff, and in my head I was thinking, "What's the deal with homestuck anyway?". I was also obsessed with rebornica (when that was their name) , and they wanted their followers to check out homestuck. At this point I was fighting the urge to watch homestuck things and read homestuck, but I was curious, so I watched know your meme's video on it. At this point I was REALLY curious, so I started to watch homestuck related things, and even tried to read it. First impression for the web comic kinda bored me, so I decided not to read... for a bit... I went back to watching comic dubs, animations, cosplays, and other stuff about homestuck. Eventually I had learned A LOT about homestuck... pry too much to know before reading the actual web comic. But I fell in love with it... and I felt like I finally found another fandom to escape to when bored or sad or just felt like checking stuff out. So eventually I decided to watch the "Let's read homestuck" series... still not done with it. But anyway... now I wonder... "Why was I avoiding this?"

10/10, GaM iS sO iNsPiRiNg

Now that I read homestuck this is making me cry and sob and IM IN TEARS

This song is the polar opposite of lofi beats to relax/study to

My patron troll used to be so sweet, laid back and funny. Now he's a monster :(

Guys its not gamzees fault he went fucking insane its lil cal

I listened to this song at 1am and my door creaked open. Nothing was there but let me tell you I nearly died of a heart attack

This song is about Tavros and other stuff EXAMPLES: "Bleeding Brown" Tavros's blood and ancestors. "Everything you ever thought to fear" We knew Gamzee as totally harmless. I expected Terezi to go crazy after being blind for along time XD

oh... I don't know if anyone noticed this but... I sang it to the heir, the rogue, and page... Equius is the Heir of Void Nepeta is the Rogue of Heart Tavros is the Page of Breath Sorry if you noticed already...

Lyrical Analysis What did you do little clown? - Talking about Gamzee From his neck the walls are bleeding brown. - Talking about Tavros color of blood. Soon the blue to follow, then the green. - Gamzee plans to kill Vriska, then Kanaya. Last will be the Brighest red you've seen - Karkat will be the last one to be killed. Brightest red you've ever seen - This is referencing Karkat's blood color, mutant candy red. I rotted little holes in all my flaws. I and also I will be your gods. Tear down the lies, little trolls. Now I see the flaws I see the holes, I see the flaws I see the holes. (I see the holes) I couldn't think of any for this verse. Did you forget I was here? - Asking if the trolls forgot of Gamzee's existence Everything you never thought to fear. - No one would ever suspect poor Gamzee. Did you mistake me for tame? - Did you think Gamzee was tame? Brother things will never be the same, things will never be the same - Gamzee killed some of the trolls - Things aren't goi

I ALMOST CRIED I PLAYED IT AT LIKE 10PM😭😭😭😭😭

No joke I’m still here in 2023 still listening to phemieC istg no matter how old Homestuck gets these songs will be endured in my brain

guys y'all don't even know phemeic will get in your head and never leave she's like a god the god of fansongs i cannot even describe its just all of it is incredibly good and really well thought out and details and bluh