Live Dubbing a Confused Ace Attorney AI 

This entire court case is basically "If Jenny has eighteen watermelons, what is the radius of the sun" but clown murder

>mr honkers *Has been blown to pieces by a laser* >Also Honkers *Testifies for murder*

“Your honor, I am a clown. That is all I have to say. Oh and I KNOW E V E R Y T H I N G” Cracked me up for hours

“What’s your real name?” “Henry.” “How, do you spell that name?” Look of utter disbelief

"I have been wanted by the law for decades. I'm not going to stop now." does this man know no fear?

This isn’t just kangaroo court, it’s the entire zoo.

"I have been wanted by the law for decades. I'm not going to stop now" - a criminal who showed up to court just to say this

I like how Phoenix is trying to prove that Larry is innocent and guilty at the same time.

"The car was upside down" "He was hunched over the wheel" Well screw gravity anyways.

"I am a clown. That is all I have to say." No, sir. You are not a clown. You are the entire circus.

"Why do you still live with your mother at 20?" The economy is rough Phoenix, we can't all inherit a nice place from our dead mentor.

My favourite line is "I can't summon demons, they're much too powerful. I'd die in an instant" this implies demons exist it's such raw line there's so much to unpack help

White: "It was an anonymous caller" Phoenix: "Did you get a good look at his face?"

"Your honour, I request that this _clown_ go see a psychiatrist" Edgeworth is still a savage, but I'm pretty sure he and Wright have their roles reversed.

I love the fact that the Ai probably just read the "You are not a clown you are an entire circus" line and just went "Ok it's a story about clowns and murders got it"

"Theres the bartender who can confirm I was there until closing time!" Is this implying that Edgeworth drinks himself into exhaustion every night

“They were fed up with me ruining their cases. So they made one of their own.” What the fuck? That’s actually a good line.

I like how Edgeworth gains enough self-awareness to ask Phoenix why the fuck he was trying to disprove his own theory.

Edgeworth's "gotcha" animation followed by "How do you spell that name" absolutely murdered me. Along with just about every other moment of this.

“Your daughter isn’t your daughter anymore, Larry” “Do you have evidence that proves this, edgeworth?” “Yes,this photograph. It’s a picture of me with the woman in question”

"I am a clown, oh and I know everything" That's peak Ace Attorney

I lost it at “did a clown tell you that?” and I never got it back.

3:27 "And how do you spell that name?" "Henry, with a C. And I'm deathly afraid of water." "Where's the C?" "There's a sea?!"

Let's just all appreciate how Larry moved to New York the second he was born to become a detective and to try something new.

I love how it's clear the AI is TRYING to remain cohesive by repeatedly referencing the same names and terminology, but it just... completely fails in the execution.

"I do know about it, yes. I learned about it from the world's worst source of information, my parents" fucking unit of a guy

I like how henry interrupted the judge when he’s about to say that Larry is guilty to prove that Larry is guilty

So here’s the plot: A famous magician, “little” Nick has been pursued by the police for decades, with them unable to pin any specific crimes on him. Eventually, they stage the murder of his apprentice, a little girl who is the daughter of Butz to get him on a crime. This murder involved this apprentice to get hit by a sabotaged car in a way that was unmistakably the work of magician Nick. However, not truely understanding the girl’s work after reading a letter to her master, they dressed her up in such a way that she resembled a famous clown in the area. However, what wasn’t accounted for is that the clown, Butz, and his spouse were all in the area at the time, causing them all to be implicated in the scene. Meanwhile, the police contacted Nick about holding his apprentice captive, offering his arrest as ransom for her life. Miles Edgeworth, having a personal connection to the alleged victim, quickly realized the plot and, in the process of trying to clear Nick’s and his apprentice’s name, accidentally implicated Butz and himself in the crime.

I like how Edgeworth is for some reason living in a bar with Gumshoe as the bartender. And Gumshoe's full name is Louis Gumshoe

Everyone: *laughing at the random AI* Me: *_trying my sweaty hardest to solve the case_*

"What is your occupation (witness)?" "I am currently serving as the prosecutor of this case." That is impossibly funny. The fact that Edgeworth had a straight face during that line is mind-blowing.

8:58 Phoenix really objected before Edgeworth was able to say anything, power move.

“I don’t dislike him per say, I just don’t think he should get off Scott free for killing my mother’s beloved clown” KILLED ME

Larry accusing Edgeworth and then immediately calling him to the stand literally had me crying

"There is only one person who could testify for Butz Alibi!" "Call Daphne to the stand." "You were at the photo studio with Larry?" "Yes." "No you weren't." "Why are you trying to disprove your own theory?"

Phoenix: gaslighting tf outta everyone Miles: completely in character Judge: rolling with it Red: impersonating a clown Nick: being a terrorist the A.I: *It’s best.*

"Your daughter is not your daughter anymore, Larry." WHAT

Larry accusing Miles of murder and then immediately calling him to the stand is such a fucking power move

3:22 I like how Edgeworth asks him those questions just so he can get him to admit his name is spelled stupidly

2:51 "I learned it from the world's worst source of information,my parents." I died at this part.

The scariest part is how often the AI makes perfect sense

I like the “wright and edgworth team up and piledrive every witness” arc

“Your Honor, I request that this clown be sent to a psychiatrist!” Is killing me 💀

Phoenix objecting to Edgeworth simply existing absolutely killed me (at 8:57)

In the future, all humor will be randomly generated.

"I have been wanted by the law for decades, I'm not going to stop now" -Little Nick The Magician

The fact that an AI can generate the phrase "I just don't think he should get off scott-free for killing my mother's beloved clown." gives me an odd sense of how far AI has come.

I feel like Edgeworth is in a nightmare or something but he hasn't realized it's a dream and he's just rolling with it.

“Did a clown tell you that?” Sounds like an actual jab Edgeworth would make out of context.

"Your honour, I request that this clown be sent to a psychiatrist" is such a raw fucking line holy shit

I have to admit... never having seen Ace Attorney before, I thought this was the actual game and that it randomly generates insanely wacky, almost incomprehensible cases the player has to figure out. Only after watching the whole video, I read the description and realized what this actually is, lol

This entire video is a freaking Mexican standoff in every direction while also being a constantly escalating situation that doesn’t ever stop escalating but it never reaches a climax either and I absolutely love it

I love that the AI even picked up that Edgeworth just brings in new evidence unprompted, when it’s convenient for him.

“What’s your real name?” “Henry.” *smirks* “How... do you SPELL that name?” *absolutely distraught* “H-e-n-r-y. With a C.” Lost my shit this is so fucking funny

I like how Ema just showed up out of nowhere at 3:35 and then never appeared again.

I like how 2 seperate people admit to doing the crime; White's character, who was both the clown and not, said he hired the magician to kill someone. and Ron's character, the magician himself, says he has been wanted for decades and that he isn't going to stop his crimes now. and yet everyone glosses over both of them.

After a point it stops being a civil case and just starts being Edgeworth and Phoenix trying to figure out what's going on

Phoenix: "Edgeworth, your alibi is paper thin!" Butz: "That's right." Miles: *"Are you sure?"* Phoenix: "yes" Gumshoe: "uh huh" [silence ensues] Holy moly, this is gold.

1:09 this line is entirely in character oml

8:28 “My evidence is that I made it the fuck up.”

Wait so Larry’s girlfriend is also Larry’s daughter who committed the crime but is also the victim, what an absolutely amazing twist

"MY DAUGHTER WAS MY SPOUSE ALL ALONG?"

"I have been wanted by the law for decades. I'm not going to stop now." is probably the power move of the century if i'm being honest

"I dont dislike him, I just dont think he should get off scott free for murder." Is probably a more reasonable sentence than anyone in Ace Attorney.

If you told me this is what ace attorney games are like i wouldnt even question it

-accuse Edge for killing -Get Edge to the stand - Refuse to elaborate further - *dissapear from an instant*

I felt gaslighted mid way through because the AI somehow is able to simultaneously stay consistent and contradict itself at different points, like it couldn't decide whether it has long term memory of the case or not.

i love the bit where edgeworth, questioning louis, says “…on the night of the… death of this man”, the pause before “death” seemingly having been picked up by the ai from edgeworth avoiding the words “murder” and “death” while questioning the second grader in turnabout samurai, except the person he’s questioning is a fully grown man and death as a word is not super different from “murder”, so it fails on every level

I love how every sentence technically makes sense, but each one derails the plot even more.

Justice is blind, but this courthouse reads braille with a fist.

Edgeworth: *Makes a comment about a clown* The whole court: And we took that idea and ran.

"Can you describe this Magician?" "No, I can't. I only remember that he was a man with a dark sense of humor." It was MAX0R ALL ALONG

I love how they're trying to work out who the murderer is and who was actually murdered at the same time

i like how at some point edgeworth and phoenix just team up to accuse butz

Everyday I grow more and more tempted to write a fan made Ace Attorney story that leads up to a more coherent version of this as the last case.

i like how when miles asked henry how to spell his name he looked so shocked in the next frame

I can't stop thinking about henry with a c WHERES THE C

I love how Edgeworth is a witness in a case he himself is prosecuting, and Phoenix is trying to convict everyone he possibly can.

I feel like most of the sentences make sense in a vacuum, but then there's just "Your daughter isn't your daughter anymore, Larry." What does that mean, Miles? What the fuck does that mean?

Everything was going relatively normal until Edgeworth made a sarcastic response comparing Larry to a clown. Then the AI just derailed into a clown murder that was a setup by the police with Larry eventually just accusing Edgeworth for no reason other than as a sheer power move. God, poor Edgeworth.

I love how this has the same consistency as a dream, where the plot changes completely every few moments as reality shifts further out of place.

"Edgeworth! Your alibi is paper thin." "That's right" "Are you sure?" "Yes" "Uh huh." *Pure silence for a few seconds*

i'm obsessed with how they're both prosecuting larry edit: also the fact that the ai chose redd white instead of the actual clown character to play the clown is extremely funny

Larry Butz said he moved to New York at 4 and that he moved there to be a detective. Damn as a 4 year old he was making strides to better his career while he was still in diapers

"Hi, my name is Henry, with a C, and I've been scared of oceans my whole-" "Stop, stop. Where?" "What?" "Where's the C?" "THERE'S A SEA?!"

honestly, if you were writing a dumb character called henry, having him say the line "my name is spelt h-e-n-r-y with a c" would actually be so good

Honkie Honkers is the epitome of "My source is that I made it the fuck up."

The fact that Edgeworth is the most consistent, confused, and in character tells me that this is _his_ nightmare, and he's just glad he dreams of this monstrosity now and not the dl6 anymore

"I was tipped off by the officer who framed me"

I like how Henry with a C just blatantly admits to the murder of his mothers beloved clown, and absolutely no one addresses it

I love how both lawyers quickly ended up working together to try to puzzle through the pile of bullshit.

Ace Attorney series: *has three clowns, two of which are actual murderers* AI, holding Redd White: I just think he's neat :D

I love how there is no consistency with who is against who. This is a fucking free for all. Every person for themself.

gotta love how miles is fully aware he's the prosecutor and yet testifies

I adore the very casual delivery you gave for the whole 3:38 dialogue box about "getting off scott-free for killing my mother's beloved clown"

I just realized Pheonix saying "A Clown... Much like the clown that you murdered!" Implies the case originally had absolutely nothing to do with murder and the AI just jumped ship onto an entirely different case

I like how mid way through the trial Redd White admitted to hiring the magician to commit the murder and everybody decided to ignore that

8:51 That's 3 objections in the span of like 7 seconds Dude didn't even let Edgeworth speak.

"You have a difficult job ahead of you, Mr Wright" is the most honest and consistent line here.

at some moments, it really felt like a genuine phoenix wright game, notably: "I am a clown, that's all I have to say"