AI-Scripted Batman Comic 

We need the sequel; I explicitly want to see if Batman attempts to use the expired coupon.

Avengers comic

Spiderman (also what program are you using)

I suggest pinning this comment for people to see

There's one about Spider-Man that has the same vibes. Not sure who made it, sadly, but if you look up Bot Writes Spider-Man or something like that it should show up.

This is my headcanon now

He has bat-object-impermanence.

This gives him anger

@@johnmorrell3187 he shoots a batrocket

Dementia batman

It’s a person trying to emulate an ai trying to emulate a person

@₿ΣΛƬƧ It is. AI would have never come up with anything this coherent. That sentence "I have never followed a rule. That is my rule" would actually be in all likelihood rejected by the algorithm due to the word rule being repeated so close to one another. Even that famous Harry Potter bit, which was senseless rambling all the way through, has its authors admit they swapped the order of sentences to increase comedic effect. It is funny for sure but AI had nothing to do with it. I actually work with it on an everyday basis (a different industry but still) and let me tell you, we are *eons* away from it being capable of writing a piece of fan fiction that might stand at least the tiniest chance of being confused for a six year old's legitimate writing. The amount of data you'd need to feed the algorithm would be downright insane.

@@yarpen26 Have you seen Tom Scott's video on AI? It's not as far away as you think but I do agree this is most likely faked.

Because the AI also doesn't have parents and hates anybody who has parents or used to have parents.

You guys had to ruin the joke

Because it isn't.

Because not every man is an attorney lol

@@user-aeb87825 yes but every attorney is a human, no?

@@justatanuki.6495no

@@justatanuki.6495 No.

I thought Alfred was Birthman. It is his job, after all

​@@SirPhysicsNo, he's just the batler.

looks like memes about man from reddit

AI handles Joker perfectly. The innacuracy of AI makes it completely chaotic, thus making an impeccable Joker impression.

AI did a good job writing joker tbh lol

I completely lost it at that point. Funniest part IMO

I fucking lol’d

All time orphan

This makes him have anger!

Happy batday, birthman.

“You drink water." "I drink anarchy.”

"I drink bats just like a bat would." Batman looks around for his parents. _BUT THEY ARE STILL D E A D_ This makes him have anger He fires a bat rocket, but Joker deflects it with his sick sense of humour. A Clownly Power.

I have never followed a rule, that is my rule. Do you follow? I don’t.

This is a joker joke.

This is not in order and i hat ethat

true....

That is batman's superpower. Looking for his parents. When he doesn't see them he gets angry

It also implies that the AI doesn't understand the idea; the end of one's own existence.

@@sid2112 It understands they are still dead so uh... kinda does.

@@epicwinning But the implication was that they might not be at some point in the future, which we really should tell the AI that's not how it works. I think it could be important.

Three times actually

Three times

Thrice

always an orphan, they are still dead, the coupon... Yeah... Lol

Not actually an AI, all of these "I made an AI watch/read 1000 hours/pages of X and write a script/book!" posts were written by Keaton Patti, they just claimed it was an AI since otherwise it's not funny

Oh my fucking God you made me laugh so hard

Nani?! A joke within a joke?

Intellectual right here

@@kairiv9068 joke-ception

“All times orphan”

This made me laugh so much more when picturing it

It was the one from Wallace and Gromit.

Lol

And because that punched penguin is in jail Gotham is safer

@@Bacony_Cakes feathers McGraw

Was about to be annoyed at the misuse of the word “literally,” but no, Joker being insane is probably exactly why he’d do that. Good job.

Ai gets joker so well for no reason

@@theJamesexpress makes sense, the AI is as chaotic as the Joker

@@snipeuminusthesniper nah, the ai is more chaotic then joker

@@0SC2I mean, the other usage is informal but in the dictionary.

A clownly power

LOL Me too!

The almighty goth ham

"Eat a dinner mattress Wayne"

Goth ham. Especially for goths

Same here

This is a Joker Joke!

Like his parents?

Just like his parents

That was brilliant, I’m not fully convinced an AI came up with that.

Batman can’t catch a break from these dead parent jokes

real

I got disturbed

How?

Me too dude me too👍😂

This whole comic had me genuinely laughing visually yet in total silence.

True

more of a riddler line tho

@@UncleMerlin nah

I said that so I pennywise

@@dosomestuff1949 Actually, yeah. It fits Joker but fits the Riddler more so.

"It contains a coupon for new parents but it's expired. "

😥😥😥😥😥

"This makes him have anger"

This is definitely fake.

@@noskillpureandy hence the video’s title “Ai scripted.”

I could see this In a bigger speech like criticizing how society thinks of him or something

Best line I've heard since Opposing Force!

We live in a society.

Not actually an AI, all of these "I made an AI watch/read 1000 hours/pages of X and write a script/book!" posts were written by Keaton Patti, they just claimed it was an AI since otherwise it's not funny

@@TheMaxORyan Source?

​@@oneeyedjack1812 Look up "Keaton Patti Fake" or just read their wiki page

@@oneeyedjack1812 Googling Keaton Patti and AI gives a bunch of results that indicate this is true. I am not gonna dive into this but it seems to be true.

BIRTHMAN TO THE RESCUE

*Mega Man stage select* BIRTH MAN

@@Joshdoingthings1 Birthman, give birth to Robin

This, is a Joker joke

@@antenna_prolly *beats birthman* You got the PREGNANCY TEST

this is why stephen hawking warned us about AI: imagine if this thing could do more than just write funny batman comics.XD

Sometimes _sometimes_ batman

The first fucking lines, and AI is already cooking Batman on three burners.

I think the AI tried to foreshadow the jokers joke.

@@JT5555 I for one welcome our new robot overlords; praise the Googoracle!

and the fact he deflected a rocket with his sick sense of humor

@@uhhhhhhidkkkkskamsksk A “clownly power” 🤣🤣

IT IS

He is one of the characters where he can just say anything and it will be in character

​kinda true, but a couple of these seem like things he might actually say instead of, things a shitty writer would argue he would say/do, because "It's the Joker, he's chaotic" Like the Rule Follow line actually sounds like better dialogue than he was given in the Kill the JL trailer. And that's something somebody actually wrote, where he just saying he was crazy and trying to look like the onceler. Joker is insane, so anything can be argued to be in character, but you still gotta make people believe it. @@DogBat

To Batman, Alfred is a loyal BATler To Two-Face, he is a Penny worth flipping

The way he says it though "...but thEY are still dEAD"

Sometimes batman, sometimes sometimes Bruce Wayne, ALL TIMES ORPHAN

Feels Batman

And the extra salt in the wound is the joker giving him a coupon for new parents only for it to be expired.

Cry about it

Technically 2.

@@HarbingerYT RealParadoxBlues has never followed a grammar rule. That is his rule.

@@j.prt.979 Do you follow? I don't.

I think the "Do you follow? I don't." Makes it even more powerful.

Wth 1.7K likes and-

this is a joker joke

​@@dappleofthedualiesThe most Joker joke Joker has ever joked.

The expiration date tho

Jonkler

Unfortunately this was not really written by an AI. The writer is notorious for doing these things and it’s been proven several times that he writes them himself

@jenkinsfamily2229 If that’s the case, this man can write f*cking gold

agreed. it's a riot@@ebinshumate3132

​@@jenkinsfamily2229yeah it even says faux ai in the description. Ive messed around with ai since gpt2 and it's never gotten more creative not even close to this just more coherent

Bro is nostalgic for a human written script

That also explains how the Batman who Laughs has many Laughing Robins as his minions

@@tangetstone2.045 oh shit

OH LORD WHY!? The cringe is immeasurable!

@@alotosius Batman owns a Robin Mill. It all makes sense!

That line murdered me

This makes him have ANGER

He fires a batrocket

The joker deflects it with his SICK SENSE OF HUMOR.*

A clownly power

@@justin2308 I have never followed a rule that is my rule do you follow I dont

I feel like the art was custom made for this, which is all the more great

@@KubickQ yeah, I don't think automated art generation has gotten that good yet lol

@@brad5426 The art was not made by the AI. Only the script.

@@NPCrash I know

And he starts the process because it is his job 😂😂

"Goes hard"? Is that some Zoomer shit I don't understand?

Yes

Yeah like he knows it’s gonna be a stupid prank or a trap but he’s so nice that he can’t refuse a gift

Same. I laughed for a solid minute and some change after the video ended.

I had to pause I was laughing so hard 🤣

Three jokes - one for each of the "three Jokers". :)

@@topnotchshinobi three?

Joker is the most in-character out of everyone in this entire comic.

Lawyers aren’t human. Fuck you Phoenix Wright!

"No! It is two-face AND one-face" XD

The true villains, Lawyers

The beginning was it for me.. "ALLTIMES ORPHAN" had me dying

This ai can actually do a bit pretty well. Two face flipping alfred was hilarious

💀

I am destroyed.

Lol that's a good one just like the expired new parents coupon at the end

And also he's an expert at flipping coins.

@@levelfive7662 And flipping like them

im stealing this and i don't feel bad about it

Mines gonna be: I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't.

@@phoenixair11 genius

My yearbook quote is gonna be "I drink bats, just like a bat would."

Lmao our school doesn't do senior quotes but I wish

"I drink *bats* Just like a *bat* would!"

​@@Random_Brazillan batman looks around for his parents. But they are *_STILL DEAD_*

@@An_animator9743 this makes him have *anger* He fires a *batrocket*

@@Random_Brazillan the jokes deflects it with his sick sense of humour!... a *_clowny power_*

@@An_animator9743 "i have never followed a rule. That is my rule Do you follow? I don't"

It’s not made by Ai

​@@sinister11349If it is

​​@@J-o-s-h-u-ait ISN'T ai was NOWHERE near this sophisticated back when this was made the dude who made it confirmed it himself it's on tons of other comments

dad*

@@jackh.3052 I dunno, whens the last time you saw a dad give birth?

@@texivani Alfred is a seahorse clearly

@@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786 _clearly_ , you don't own an air fryer

@@geryz7549 I don't need sleep I need answers

Legitimately a good line that I could see the 60’s version of him saying

That line is so stupid yet so smart

@@Pip200ne Actually , even the modern version of him could say that. I mean inbetween creating clones of himself , temporeraly turning immortal and pretending to be the batman who lauggs.

Actually an okay line for Joker.

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-eatIzqwB2dA.html Christ died for your sins and rose on the third day, showing that anyone who trusts in him for salvation, will have everlasting life. (John 11:25-26) "Jesus said unto her, I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live:And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. Believest thou this?" (John 3:16) For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

it also implies that it is an unnatural thing that is on par with insanity. It's probably right.

it also implies that attorneys are evil incarnate

And apparently, if you're a clown then you're not a man anymore

Which you know, it is

That’s actually really funny

What’s funnier is that that happens throughout the plots of most Batman movies, so the fact that the A.I would write that actually makes sense. 😂

Now you can be just like his parents

OMG NOOOO!!!@@mrtuxedo1467

Killed the parents too

Damn-@@drman8613

SAMEE

I bet Batman’s crying too

SAme

All times orphan

You're crying, this man is making jokes and you're crying.

Ha!

@Carson Lawler Since Batman started punching them into prisons.

Skipper will remember that

@@oliverrojo95 the walking penguin

Then that "prison" is a most likely a Zoo

*Alfred begins the process sinse IT IS his job*

"Now draw him giving birth"

But Mickey good soldiers not always follow order mickey

Yes they do goofey

And i'm giving you an order right now Goofey.

@olav olav Men of culture, men of space war.

that line just hit home

@@safau25 Like Two-Face because Alfred landed heads up

“You drink water, I drink anarchy.” This sounds way more badass than it has any right to be.

So that's really how COVID started huh

“I drink bats just like a bat would!” *Mhm yes, bats are my favorite drink.*

Yeah, a few of the jokes here should be in a real Batman thing.

Two Face is a man, but Attorneyyy

It’s because Joker’s so maniacal, even when he’s talking nonsense, it still makes sense. Do you understand? I don’t!

The coupon for new parents would also be very accurate of a gift

Also giving Batman an expired coupon for parents feels very in character as well

Ngl they're surprisingly in character for something that is was meant as a joke....

yeah that gift seems like joker would actually do

@@laurensahanna5826 well he is kind of a joker

That is certainly a joker joke

This is so true and he'd ensure that the date was when Bruce's parents died.

This is what a law degree will get you

Pheonix wright got real different after the 3rd game

Also implies that clowns aren't men.

my sister is married to a lawyer i can confirm this is exactly what a law degree does to people

I mean a man doesn't neccesarily swallow morals for their job

Dying for the day DC canonically uses this gag

I think glados have done something similar

It's already canon the Joker gives Batman a present in the same playful mean-spirited manner as this one! They have a perfect set-up to include this.

@@driveasandwich6734 really? Which comic?

Yes!!! He did this in the Animated Series Christmas episode with the pie on a spring!

There's a comic that shows what Joker sees in his head and he literally lives in Looney Toon world. He consults these imaginary toons for better jokes etc and yet he knows it's all fake, as he's hallucinating giving him the ability to orchestrate his own madness. Also was shown he has multiple personalities and the reason he acts different through out the encounters and why he's so I predictable one second to the next is because he's literally not the same person one moment to the next. There's a Mafia boss, a chemical engineer, a child that's supposedly him abused as a kid and accounts for the Looney toon hallucinations etc. Very strange human, and I can't remember the comic.

@@shawnscientifica6689 shit now i want to read it,,

@@cioccolata565 right like what’s the name of said comic

I need to see this too holy shit

"Happy batday, birthman" totally a thing he would say

"Goth Ham" is also absolute gold

the expired coupon for new parents was a real killer tbh

@@wrigglenightbug8679 I just now got the Goth Ham joke. Oh boy that is good.

Actually, considering his backstory, he most likely would not be two-faced, at least not visually.

“Happy batday, birthman.”

This line and "I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't." Both sound like something Joker would actually say

Joker is such a chaotic character that even AI can write his script perfectly.

Yeah it's almost like a real person wrote it, not an AI

@@LordVader1094 sounds like what an A.I. would say

Yes, one fucking movie using a completely different version of the Joker sums up his whole character and legacy. « Society bad »

YeS

The ULTIMATE contigency plan!🤣

And how Robin is birthed instead of hatched.

Worst thing i have read all week, thanks!

I agree with CBG, this, is an atrocity to my eyes; why must they have allowed me to see this?

like the idea Batman makes new robins by using Alfred as a farter.. but i do wonder how the chose the mother... well if there is one.

Because he knew Two-Face would have to flip him as Alfred PENNYworth was technically a coin and Two-Face's whole thing was he flips coins to decide what he does. In all seriousness, that entire bit could have been straight out of 1960s Batman show.

@@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786 1960 Batman: Alfred, old chum, Joker has broken into the Batcave! Quickly! Give me your leg so I can use you as a powerful projectile to defeat the Jester of Genocide!

Alfred get em

And Alfred has to do it, as it is his job

He should also voice "I have never followed a rule, that is my rule. Do you follow? I don't.

You could ask Gianni Matragano. He does a pretty good Mark Hamill impression

If anyone is able to visit a convention he attends please show him this comic!

@@gilles466 all we need is a bag of dog food, according to Civvie.

omg yes he should voice the entire thing :O

*Joker’s

Two Face is actually in character too aside from literally flipping Alfred, he always has a coin with him so he probably actually would decide to go home if it landed on tails or something. the reason he flips Alfred is probably because of the Pennyworth in his name which adds another level of stupid humor to the whole thing

I freakin died of laughter from that bit

that's oddly in-character for two-face

How did the AI understand that both coins work like that and Two-Face behaves differently depending on the coin flip?

Thomas Robatsch Because this very likely isn’t an AI that wrote this script. It’s a human pretending to be an AI. There are too many clever wordplay instances that would require sophisticated understanding of language and humor that AI simply does not have. For instance the “batler”, “goth ham”, “happy batday birthman” jokes require too much wordplay for any AI to have made. The only way it could have made those jokes is if they already existed in the source material that was fed to it, in which case it would have just copied them verbatim

thats my fav one

pathetic, I spit my anarchy out

@@spicymeatballs2thespicening I spit my bat out

The best part is the expired coupon for new parents

@@spicymeatballs2thespicening I spit my anarchy bat out *laughs in the Batman who laughs*

@Sonal Mohrir you stole my name

I died at the expired Coupon for parents, a truly Joker joke.

He was just making sure

Because why would you randomly look around to check for your parents in the middle of that confrontation, and on top of that conclude that they must still be dead just because they're not in the vicinity, AND on top of that get really angry about it? It's nonsensical on so many levels, I lost my shit at that too

Batman: "Yo, Joke'. Let's pause the fight and lemme check my parents who are obviously dead since when I was a kid.... Shit. They're still dead. Ok, continue the fight, shall we?"

"This makes him have ANGER. He fires a BATROCKET."

It is

phoenix no

It also implies that humans cannot be attorneys as if they're something else entirely, something inhuman Can't say I disagree with these implications though

It is also like humans and clowns are two different biological species.

Ah yes, those damn attorneys

It's still weird and goofy. If you give it just a mess of unorganized data to work from, it still does this.

“Batman looks around for his parents, but they are STILL DEAD!” The ai not only recognizes it, but loves to rub it in.

@@Dewelwield1010 "Sometimes he's Bruce Wayne, sometime sometimes batman, ALL TIMES ORPHAN."

@@the_popanator "It contains a coupon for new parents, BUT IT IS EXPIRED"

@@ayfairenough7336 "Batman looks around for his parents, but they are STILL DEAD"

Sometimes Bruce Wayne, sometimes sometimes Batman **all times orphan**

Almost everything he says fits his character

The box with a coupon is definitely on brand for the Joker. The only reason he hasn’t done it yet is he doesn’t know Batman is an orphan

I get notifications for those replies, I get no notifications for those 482 likes

@@newtybot Yeah, he legit doesnt even want to know his identity

@@newtybot As the Joker you miss all the shots you don't take

The concept of „Happy batday, birthman” and an expired coupon for parents goes extremely hard too

@Spookthusiast exactly what i thought

Happy batday birthman

"I AM SUCH A FREAK! SOCIETY IS BAD! YOU DRINK WATER, I DRINK ANARCHY!" Man we really do live in a society

S o c i e t y i s b a d

Joker is the most accurate here.

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

*every 14 year old on twitter, reddit, instagram, and facebook

@@jockeyfield1954 True, and let us not forget Tumblr

Every fourteen year old ever upon seeing this; *Oh I’m gonna use this*

Hey now! Hey now!!

And that's terrible. ...But only a little bit, compared to five tens.

@@hyperpowerfulform5132 or 4

It definitely wasnt an actual AI script.

@@hithere5039 the original creator did say that they are not ai built, just their own randomly humor

Maybe it was written by GLaDOS.

Also "Goth Ham"

This AI is so good it made jokes the actual writers of Batman wouldn't even *dare* think of.

this is from a twitter account that makes fake joke ai generated scripts. they're funny but it's known not to actually be ai

@@-..-_-..- But at least he's a damn good writer.

@@sutterismine omg I have only just gotten this!