Loguetown Is Hilarious 

I'm sad you didn't do a bit on Raoul, y'know, the bartender who knew Roger. Heck, you even used clips of Buggy being in Raoul's bar.

Raoul would’ve been funny. Also, Tashigi’s perspective of hanging out w/ Zoro. He risks cutting off his entire arm to prove to a shopkeep when it comes to this sword business, he’s the realest crackhead that’s ever done it. Or even from the shopkeeps perspective, but I feel Tashigi’s would be funnier as a 3rd party.

Thanx for the savings Captain Goofy!

Clown soup? Stupid cannibals that sounds terrible it would probably taste funny.

Dragons more like a level 1000 boss

Smoker gets handed by Vergo. Vergo is the underling of Doflamingo. Doffy is the underling of Kaido. Kaido and the Admirals fight on a regular basis. That guy is trying to topple the World Government, aka the three Admirals as well. Let me put it this way, he probably was happy to still be alive.

Thats how Mafia works ​@YoNonCopyrightBeats

​@@YoNonCopyrightBeatsmini boss of the final dungeon

@@luigigaminglp Slight correction the Admrials don't fight Kaido they aren't allowed to, no Marine hell not even Cipher Pol 0 is allowed to engage a Yonko because the ensuing conflict would turn into a war, it's why the Yonko are so untouchable the new world is their territory with practically no world government presence because they are just that powerful/influential, as a result there is an unspoken agreement to leave them alone, the only exception to this is SWORD and that's only because they are no longer officially marines and are an off the books task force specifically for dealing with the Yonko, and even then direct confrontation is not advised.

This has me in TEARS thinking about how pants-shitting that would be

​@@AlistairFinch713 One of the MOST DANGEROUS MEN in One Piece canon just fucking shows up out of literally nowhere to save this no name rookie pirate for (as far as Smoker knew) no goddamn reason. You know Smoker had to have been finding god in that moment.

@@logicaloverdrive8197 how is he dangerous. Other than this he just sits around looking east

@@NoConsequenc3 So you just straight up forgot he's the leader of the Revolutionary Army? He's definitely the most dangerous for a navy man like Smoker

@@NoConsequenc3 hey, just because we don’t see him do anything doesn’t mean he’s not strong. How else would akainu get to fleet admiral?

And if Gaimon has his family taken away, 2 different Yonkos will come after them. Gaimon then accepts both of their flags because they are both his friends. So we have some random island that is the territory for 2 Yonkos.

​@@justinn8541to add to all of that, it is literally island of hybrid animals. Only way you can make this weirder is that there is soon a kid with basket or something for pants.

@@reigoj8228 And another kid with a crate for pants. They don't wear normal clothes until their rebelious phase.

@@reigoj8228well… seasponges could arguably be animals… and maybe someone randomly dropped a pineapple into the sea…

@@liv_l *insert same same but different* So we going to act like sbongebob couldn't actually exist here?

Garp is prolly Walter White for cracks

@@axelorsal9583Garp: "I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!"

@@axelorsal9583You really believed him, that those were Rice Crackers?

@@Betrunkenes.Huhn. Holy s--t! Now that makes sense!

@@petrarcheleven8816 He knock with his FIST!

like a true crackhead you could say

​@@samwise7945like a Lunatic even

😂😂🤣🤣

“I told everyone that this crackhead was a problem. But did anyone listen? Noooooo. Ignore Smoker, he’s a crazy conspiracy theorist. Now look at where we are.”

​@@niceguyofgames9490just cracked up reading this thanks

​@@niceguyofgames9490everyone be like "yeah we get it but what tf were YOU supposed to do about it other than jobbing?"

@@jabrondestoroyah “Well maybe if one of you motherfuckers actually LISTENED to me…”

😂😂🤣🤣 Charlie Day stringing things together in his office

Finally, someone who makes this make sense

Garp having sex was the single greatest threat to the WG

I would also point out that in OP world people are recognised by their nicknames because does mean something and are commonly used in newspapers. Like, there can be multiple men named Dragon and getting all surnames right is a waste of time, but only one guy named Dragon wants to start a revolution and overthrow WG

Oh, yeah! That would be a good one! 🗡️⚔️

She runs into a crackhead who breaks her glasses and then gives him a job so he can repay her, but gets dragged into his bullshit

Tashigi's POV is incredible bc it's like. Imagine some doofus breaks your glasses only for it to be Captain Creakhead's right hand man, who isn't at all threatened by your Marine status but is thoroughly spooked that you look/act EXACTLY like his dead friend. And you bring him back to the base to work off his debt without realizing who he is (since you can't see), so you don't notice until this idiot invents 3 broom style, immediately giving himself away, and next time you meet he basically accuses you of being a ghost/haunting him??

​​honestly yeah it's pretty funny if you look at it that way, also whenever she tries to say anything after the duel, the same person accuses you of saying the same things his dead friend said and yells at you for it.

@@mikayla1450not to mention the insanity that is Zoro tossing the sword into the air and having it bounce off his arm only to then get the sword for free.

And that relationship was not revealed until 300 episodes later.

Dragon saved on child support

Nah Buggy got up right after, he wasn't one shot 😤

That's called being one shot if you go down in one move. Doesn't matter if you get up a minute later or a year later. ​@@sebastiansprengers3111

Croc and Mihawk are the real yonkos. Buggy is the dog scooting his butt on your carpet

Right? 😂

@@rachel_v_k man casually bumped into a nuke and the nuke was like "lol whoops" lmao

For real. This man goes from island to island and tople corrupt government, will pribably do it faster if you give him food (like father like son indeed) and now his in your backyard when you, Smoker, are a stand up guy and is not in fact corrupt. Imagine all the red flags you have in your mind. No wonder he decided to go to GL after the crackhead instead of staing where the other crackhead is planing a revolution

Oh you KNOW it is and probably Chopper 😂

But what about crocodile? Or will that be season 3 or 4?

if we're doing 2 eps an island then 10 eps takes us to Drumm island I think, so Croc would be season 3

​@@Mugiwaranogoofy Maybe a trained reindeer? 🦌Or would he be totally CGI? 👾😂

​@@alanmuir5301 i would be surprised if they stick to that schedule tbh

From what we saw of Marines so far, Morgan and the one working with Arlong and how Smoker was introduced at first, and how the father and little girl reacted when she pumped into him, I think it's fair to say that the father and daughter and all viewers had an 'oh shit they dead' moment, especially with the intense look he gave her, but then YAY surprise he crouches and is sooooo nice to her, he APOLOGIZED to her and gave her money to buy more, he was so nice, I think tahy the moment he gained the respect and love of a lot of fans me included

Oh, hey, I never thought of that, that makes sense.

Holy shit that makes too much sense how did I never think of that

Well kaido kinda did end luffy'slife for a second

​@@sleepyninjarin7971 Luffy didn't die. Still not sure where that headcanon shit comes from.

​@@ExyleCagehis heart literally did stop tho didn't it? Only for the drums of liberation his heart had literally stopped. The story in both the anime and manga frames it as if Luffy really did die, at least for a few minutes

And Law said he didn't feel Luffy's voice either after CP0 made Luffy tank Kaido's hit

At the end of the day the drums of liberation are a part of Luffy. Big Mom and Kaido got overpowered by Luffy.

This has to be the most ridiculous thing I've read ALL DAY xD

Oh fuck he's the most powerful person in the East Blue. Oh fuck he just beat up a warlord! Oh fuck he just declared war on the government!!?! Oh fuck he just beat up another warlord?!?!? OH FUCK HE JUST BROKE INTO IMPEL DOWN *OH FUCK HE'S THE SON OF THE MOST WANTED MAN EVER*

I still think that was something else. The universe, perhaps.

​@@RutabegaNGdepends on you are Luffy is Nika camp or fruit is Nika camp If you are in Luffy camp then that's just fate And if you are in fruit camp then it's just Luffy's father

​@@DaityaGodthen the better answer is Nika is the fruit, so there is no predetermined fate, and it was Dragon who saved him with lightning

Why would you mention that last thing Now I ship them as mom and dad

@@michaelmorales1602 Okay you know Luffy would be the crazy uncle in that relationship

This.

MISTAHHHH LOOOOFYYYYYYY

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You sound pretty experienced

@@bryantalvarado3115 only if she asks nicely

The soup would be better if they removed the clothes, scrubed them with salt and vinegar to clean, and gave the crew enemas with vinegar salt water. Then do the first boil to disinfect. While the second pot is boiling give another enema with garlic butter and lay the lion in milk to help with the gamey contrast. Season everyone and let everyone marinate until the water boils. Add your herbs, spices, vegetables then put everyone in. Lower the heat and slow cook for a few hours. Make sure to skim the surface.

And goya😭

Naw it would still taste funny. * insert rimjo- I mean rimshot here *

I like the idea of following it from Bartolomeo's pov, since canonically speaking Barolomeo would have actually taken a very similar path to Luffy to the grand line, and probably was estatic each time that he saw evidence of Luffy being there before him.

@@tannermattingly4462 oh yeah that's even better. What I had in mind was less an excited crew and more a shocked crew, frustrated that no matter where they go and try to make progress, OOPS the straw hats were just there.

Why is the G8 under the control of Thor's Hammer? That doesn't make logical sense

Another hilarious perspective to think of is Saint Charloss during Sabaody. You’ve just been doing your thing, being the untouchable son of a Celestial that you are, getting new slaves. Then, out of nowhere, this green nobody not only walks in your path, he doesn’t even bow… and he asks you if you are lost. The sheer *nerve!* then, when you get to the auction house, you shoot yourself a Fishman to have for free, when this whelp in a blue vest comes up, dodges your bullets with the coldest glare you’ve ever seen in your spoiled life… and then punches you SO hard you swear the color left the very world around you.

Nigerundayo!

I like it!

YES 😂😂😂

Smokey and the -Bandit- Pirate

I was just watching Anime Wins East Blue comp yesterday the that same thing popped into my head.

I’m glad man thanks for being here 🙏

Its canon if Oda added it to the anime

Appreciate the concern!! That’s definitely something I gotta consider constantly 😭

​@@MugiwaranogoofyOne of the best pieces of advice I saw for content creation was from Asmongold. He said it's okay to take periodic breaks because your fans will still be there for a while. It's fine as long as when you're on, you're on. Take care of yourself man.

​@@Mugiwaranogoofy while I've got you here, think about Alvida's perspective on this situation, from meeting Luffy on. You as Alvida happen to be going to Logue Town and happen to be after the crackhead. The real reason you want to find this crackhead is basically because he pointed out to you: "Hey, um. I'm really concerned about you. If you put on much more weight you won't be able to be a pirate, and while I don't like you, I would appreciate more competition on the Grand Line." Then he beat you up, which to be fair, you did have it coming, Alvida's kind of a terrible person anyway, but you're out for revenge on the straw hat kid. Now you're sailing to Logue Town with the intention of killing the crackhead, and you see this filthy, hungover goblin, just a head, arms, and feet, in clown makeup and pirate garb on a ramshackle raft about to get merced by a crab. He's screaming like a girl and the sight is honestly just too funny, you as Alvida can't help but let Buggy sit in fear for a second and watch him, then you go reluctantly rescue this incredibly scuffed pirate. Now you ate the Slip-Slip Fruit, so Buggy thinks you're like, the best piracy partner there could be for him, as not only are you clearly strong, but your Devil Fruit power has the potential to be hysterical if you screw up at all. So this disgusting head, hands, and feet of a pirate start begging you to take it with you to Logue Town. "Okay, I know this sounds ridiculous but I was separated from my body after being pieced up by some crazy kid in a straw hat." That makes you pause because that sounds exactly like what happened to you, so, you tell him that you were also pieced up by some crazy kid in a straw hat. Buggy says to you "Listen, I got a crew that can help us find and execute that crackhead. If you wanted to form a flashy pirate alliance and take me to Logue Town, we can join forces and kill 'im in the funniest way imaginable. I'll be a partial crewmate here on the ship, too, so what do you say?" So you think, "honestly, how much harm could this half a pirate do on my ship? At worst he's lying and we can just kill him, and after all it may be nice to have a laugh at this crackhead's expense like he did at ours." So you form this alliance with Buggy and take him with you and you're surprised to find that, aside from his voice which he projects VERY far as a performer, he's actually a really good and considerate crewmate. You did have to contractually obligate Buggy to take a bath, and he may give you some guff, but shockingly he stays in line, helps as much as he can on the ship, and you can tell he'd be a pretty good combatant if he had the rest of his body, so you take Buggy to Logue Town to look for that and his crew. You arrive at Logue Town, and I assume that the whole time that Cabaji and Mohji are fighting, and Buggy is watching them, you are too. You're obligated by your alliance to help Buggy reunite with his crew and his body, so you watch as this gremlin's torso is mourned by his whole pirate crew, then watch for hours as his left- and right-hand-men fight to see which of them should replace the Captain who is standing right there watching the whole thing transpire. So the Buggy-Alvida Alliance has finally captured Luffy and Buggy's about to execute him when out of nowhere, as Buggy is swinging his sword, he gets blasted with lightning. This guy who just hours prior got his full body and crew back together just so happens to get struck by a thunderbolt and you can't help but feel bad for Buggy. He's a terrible person as well of course, but... you gotta understand that the week that Buggy had has to be, like, THE shittiest in the history of the East Blue.

Love and blessings to you too thank you for being here!

Not that I want to start a funnyscaling debate, but Tekking deserves appreciation

And Magellan and Hannibal as an extra bonus.