LORD WONKY EYE SAVES US! | Totally Accurate Battle Simulator #3 

its been 3 years, and i am still watching this one specific video when i am bored, goes to show how entertaining and fun this video is exactly

“The catapult hit our donkey” -Dantdm playing TABS 2019

There are raptors and raptor rider you need to find some skulls

“PETER I TOLD U THE WAR IS NOT FOR U!” the best part

"our catapult hit our own donkey" Gets me everytime I watch this part

Lord wonky eye still exists in tabs! I found him a couple days ago and he's still really good

"Launch the boulder! Send it flying my friend and this game is over." -Dantdm 2019

I love the Lord wonky eye he has once saved me in TABS as well

6:24 the king does the best pose a king could ever do *start taking pictures people*

18:08 And his name is Halfling!

The bald old man screening because The lord wonky eye throwing the Rock!! 13:32

theres only one reason how dan gets all his views its because when people get bored they go back and watch his vids:)

15:41 Lord wonkey eye is preparing the Ka-me-ha-me-ha

10:35 Celebrating too early

The headbuter made a good risk to keep the army alive

19:08 I laughed so hard when I saw the squire killed his teammate and dan said cold blooded

Dan- HAROLD, IM CALLING UPON YOUR BROTHA...AND Dan-...your mother!

“Where I command my little blue or red I thinks it’s blue... oh it’s red I knew it was red”

Dan: "The king leads us to victory" Me: "The kings leans us to victory: Also Me: "He was leaning" 😂

Dan has always made us laugh and smile Dont cry because its over, smile because it happened How time flies when you're having fun Dan shaped all our childhood, and made us happy Dan made us laugh.

We need more of this

One of the bards was riding his banjo

"The guy with the twitchy foot would be easy to deal with" . Almost gave Wonky Eye a scare

i loved this stage LOL 16:57

12:10 when that mammoth is playing inazuma eleven (SHOOT CHAIN!)

0:28 - 0:35 Dan: I think it's blue... 7 seconds later... Dan: I knew it was red! *You silly dummy.*

Dan: Send it flying my friend; And this game is over. Lord Wonky Eye: Yes sir!

Dan: harold you suck Harold: I DID HALF THE WORK

17:54 dan turns away for a second Halfing: here is a tutorial on how to fly

Harold: kills whole army of blues Wonky eye: Kills one King Dantdm: Harold you suck

At this point when dan posts we know we are gonna have a good day, this is so funny it made my day 😂

"subscribe if your new, that's what the mammoth would do" me: *clap* *clap* *clap* "well done Dan"

i will tell you the history of wonky eye. once there was a boy named wonky he was made fun of because of his name they called him wonky eye but one sunny day the duel wilders attacted no one could beat them but wonky eye beleved they could do this so he got his dad's caipult and snake archers sqiers joined and wonky eye led them to victory after that day every one called him lord wonky eye.

Dan: Our catapult hit our own donkey Me: *laughing so hard that someone else near by laughs to*

It been 4 years and I still love his old videos

1:49 "ye old bald one" is a quote that I still use till this day..... don't ask 🤣

16:16 use your head If you don’t get it, it is a toy story reference

15:37 the most tense scene in any movie

thanks Dan for the amazing content and i remember this video i used to watch it over and over again.😀

This is one of my favorite videos from Dan. I’ve watched it for 4 years and it’s still good every time.

DanTDM, "our catipalt hit our own donkey" Fan, "That is not a donkey" I laughed so hard when you said that. Big fan

Watch 15:42 in .25 speed with the sound off and epic action music in a different tab all the way to 15:46 an that's the best action sequence ever.

Love this series

" our catapult hit our own donkey " - Dantdm 2019

Protect the donkey.... Wait he’s not a donkey Dan: slaps himself into the 69th dimension

Dan: “ your brother and ..... (pause for effect)....... your mother!

Dan: Knock that heart off rhythm, and their dead Me: bit morbid

I just watched the danTDM video titled "LORD WONKY EYE SAVES US! | Totally Accurate Battle Simulator #3" and it was so entertaining! I loved seeing Lord Wonky Eye in action and how he saved the day. The battles were intense and I was on the edge of my seat the entire time. DanTDM always knows how to make his videos exciting and fun to watch. I can't wait to see what he has in store for us next! Thanks to a.i.

IT HAS BEEN A YEAR. WE NEED MORE OF THIS.

OUR CATAPULT JUST HIT OUR OWN DONKEY LOL IM DYING

DanTDM says: a protective bubble. Me: hmmm that sounds sooo... Familiar.... *Good faction vibes*

IT HAS BEEN 2 YEARS WE NEED MORE OF THIS

Dan: I bend the knee if I was not in a chair King:get out of the chair

17:50 Dan: What is he doing sniffing there farts??? Me: *Laughs so hard and plays clip again and again* ITS TO FUNNY! 😂😂😂😂

I love we he used lord wonky eye. Puts a smile on my face and probably the 3rd time watching this after 2 years

Come on donkey 😂😂😂 Keep up the good work Dan! ❤❤

When Dan said our catapult hit our own donkey I laugh so hard😂😂😂😂

18:09 - watch out... WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT!!! RKO, RKO OUTTA NO WHERE.

Dan + catapult = DESTRUCTION

10:44 top 10 anime betrayals

dan: the catapult hit our own donkey me: dan its a mammoth

Yo, Dan! I think you should come back to this game, there's more content, more campaigns, better units, custom content, all that stuff!

A pack of Doritos, Some Dipping Sauce and a DanTDM Tabs vid is all you need to have a relaxing night.

"I've heard the bards do some stinkers" -Daniel Franklin Middleton 2019

14:19 “we could bring in Harold again but he’s let us down” Harold: all I did was get stuck under a bridge

Dan - Please add dragons to the game please. Landfall - Ok new dragons in the dynasty faction.

Dan: “goes to the zoo and sees a elephant” Also Dan: oh look at the donkey

One of my three favorite DanTDM videos

Dan: he hit the donkey an- wait. It’s not a donkey *slaps himself* Also Dan: ow

Dan: the headbutter! *HE* could do it! A few seconds later... Dan: *SHE* did it!!

Sandbox: *exists* Dan: “i can’t figure out how to beat these duel wielders”

Bro this is my favorite tabs vid Dan keep doing what you are doing 👍

*What is he doing?! SNIFFING THEIR FARTS!?!*

14:02 Dan:Add dragons to the game please Me:There is a dragon coming in the Asian faction, but, not the dragon you would expect

Hi dan, your videos have got me through my dog dying and my grampa dying as well so I just want to say I love your videos

Me and my brother love to watch this together, thank you for never failing to make us laugh ❤

17:57 HE WAS FLYING HIM LOL

Dan: Peter I know the war was not for you Me: Peter Parker but he’s spider man

IT HAS BEEN TWO YEARS. WE NEED MORE OF THIS.

Back after 3 whole years crazy how I watched this when it came out thanks for raising my childhood 🙂

Ok this is what happened after the hunter Barrett story Wonky eye gained many friends *THE END*

13:21 OOO THAT HAD TO HURT

"That.. that didn't go-" _"Head and shoulders supreme, ever felt li-"_

This is so accurate it’s amazing

18:51 These Bards were killed for playing music without a license.

10:00 lord wonkey eye makes a perfect shot and saves the kingdom

17:56 Dan turns away for 1 second. Halfling: /tp halfling to stone wall direction: Y+ “Time to fly” Dan:WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Ive been watching can for so long and even if I've seen a video of his 12 times I still burst out laughing

I love you dan I watched you since Minecraft days

Ep. 5 on T.A.B.S dantdm. you got your prayer answered

"The war is just not for you peter" gets me everytime

Halfling: Sees bard Also Halflihg: It's time to flyyyy

People say dantdm the worst but he’s the best youtuber ;)

15:50 was epic!

am I the only one who wants this series to come back ????? also love ur vids

Love this vid Dantdm HAIL LORD WONKY EYE

11:53 This cracked me up that I spit all over me

Dan: Our own catapult hit our own donkey? (haha) Harold: am i a joke to you?

Here's come narration for 17:20 to 17:33 A bard and a head butter are out for a walk. The head butter trips and knocks the bard off the cliff. The head butter then tries to save the bard but also ends up falling off the cliff herself and they both die. The end.

It feels good to come back to your favourite RU-vidr after 3 years🪱