GIANT MAMMOTH vs ZEUS! | Totally Accurate Battle Simulator 

17:16 Dan:you got this buddy! Gets stamped by 3 mammoths, also overkilled

14:57 no one is gonna talk about the one glitching on the bottom right? 18:22 "I'm flying, Jack!"

“Heurgh!” “Herg! Herah! Welcome back to tolly battle simulator

Dan: Let's try and keep it even. Also Dan: Puts 3 berserkers on the left-hand side and 4 on the right-hand side.

Now I know how mammoths went extinct. Thanks Dan

3:46 Dan: “We’ve only got Zeus, minotaur, King left.” Archer: What about me?

wheel barrow driver: dies guy who throws tamatoes: dead'nt

Dan: Oh I thought hey all killed each other Headbutter: Don’t worry Dan, we were just taking a mid-battle nap

9:10 Blue afro guy: I'm going out with a dab!!!

"I'm gonna try to make it EVEN" -adds 4 berserkers on the blue team -adds 3 berserkers on the red team

14:16 Wow, that guy really missed his chance.

DAN- They were zapping each other FANS- They were healing each other

“The Afros collide” -DanTDM 2019

One of my favourite intros so far. DanTDM's intros are my favourite because it means that I will be watching a brilliant video

*Claim your nolstagia trip ticket here.*

“We only have zeuses, minotaurs, and kings left.” *Sad ice archer noises

Remember this? “HEY GUYS DAN HERE FROM THE DIAMOND MINE CART...” My dad used to hear that all the time, so he comes up to me and says dans old intro to his Minecraft video in my face and I say, “ HE DOESN’T SAY THAT ANYMORE!” After he says that I cry and think about when Dan does Minecraft videos now and does TWO episodes of a Minecraft series and forgets it! BUT I WILL NEVER LEAVE DAN BECAUSE HE IS MY IDOL!

9:11 the dab though *dab police arrive on scene Dab police, "WHERES THE SUCKER!" Wheelbarrow, "We told you, he died." Dab police, "Oh. Well here"s a ticket anyway."

Man i loved it when dan was still playing tabs

11:15 in this round Dan, FYI, Priests don't attack. they heal.

Dan: They Use The Power Of Plants Me: I Dont Think Thats A Plant Thats A Bone, Dan.

“There are literally body’s everywhere” -Dantdm April 1st 2019

3:43 Ice archer: *_IM I A JOKE TO YOU?!_*

Dan I have gone trough some tough times but 6 years of watching your vids, u have made me laugh entertained me, and also your my Mc hero also thanks for making my day today with these series 🥺😊 tysm!

1:42 the blue guy: Oh I can stop now...... TWO SECONDS LATER.... Red guy: POW!

3:46 Dan: “We’ve only got Zeus, minotaur, King left.” Archer: Am I a joke to you?

All mighty great lords please bring back this series

⚠️WAIT⚠️ SPAM COMMENTS WITH "BRING THIS SERIES BACK DAN" SO HOPEFULLY HE BRINGS IT BACK!!!! THIS SEIRIES WAS EPIC

ATTENTION Dab Police there has been reports of a dabbing man @ 9:12

"One got him square in the butt cheek!" Dan - 2019

Dan, one of the only RU-vidr that makes a real video on April fools

"Why are the mammothes so good" he was not ready for the ice giant

9:12 the wheelbarrow guy is dabbing 😂😂 10:14 too arrest Henry

17:43 The second mammoth from the right literally SNEEZED out a halfling AHHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHA

11:59 Dan: Why are they zapping the catapult? Me: The priests heal your teamates.

8:17 one of the halflings got a slam dunk

Ayyy I love this game thx for playing again

Dan you have changed so much i remember the dan vs jemma minecraft 1v1's been here since 800,000 subs and you have been blowing up recently i love your videos and keep it up Dan

Please make more vids I LOVED THIS

thanks for this playlist

OMG I havent laugh so hard since gang beast fight😂😂😂😂😂 14:13 😂😂😂

Dan: Dead by toe!! Me: Achilles right??

those people werent killing their own team they were healing them

I loved everything about this game you should do it again sometime!

18:23 when he brings him down I can just imagine Jhon Cena song playing in da background

Dan should have posted a video today titled.."IM GOING ON TOUR... AGAIN!!!" then at the very end say.. " oh one more thing I forgot, happy April fools. BYYEEEEE!!!"

When the hay bayler was glitching out I laughed so hard 😂

I love your vids so much dude thanks

3:13 Dan: I'm going to try to make this as fair as possible. *Puts 4 beserkers on the blue side and three on the red* Me: Nice try, Dan.

7:57 Dan: Zeus is a 2000 and *"HE"* can Beat 5 of them! Mammoth: *"DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?"*

9:12 does Dan not realise that he IS DABBING

"People are attacking our own people but we still won!" The preists heal the strongest unit..

I just remembered, i have been watching this channel since 2012 even tho i got this acount later. Great content dan!

Dan: "I'll match your long spear with 5 long spears." Me: "There's 12"

Dan: puts 420 points on red side and puts 2720 poits on blue. Also Dan: This seams fair!

also are you making more and i havnt wahed all of them and poor bards and i love your vids :]

Make this into a new series! I used to love these videos!☺️

8:30 Dan: I don’t think these guys are it, they’re just throwing apples and spuds at him. *They beat the mammoth* Dan: THEY WON! Me: Never underestimate the power of APPLES AND SPUDS!!

"Making Freinds" Wink Wink

Dan u need to make more of these

9:50 I AM DYING WITH LAUGHTER also it ends at 10:20

He *protecc* He *attacc* But most importantly He *bring totally accurate battle simulator bacc*

This video might be the most funniest video ever on dantdm's channel I have watched

I LOVE THIS SERIES

“The mammoths are unbeatable” -Dantdm 2018-2019

10:13 Henry: one hand dab

8:54: *the ultimate food fight*

12:54 “Magnets”

At 9:11 the blue guy that is falling of the map is dabbing! Dan, you didn't even notice that!

WOW! I never played TABS before ;~; Keep up the video!

I love this game do a part six there are new legacy units to unlock Love your channel keep up the good work and say hi to Think noodles for me thank you

5:53 Dan: Do they just fire out of their arrows? Me: They are the arrows

why can a few regular people kill a mammoth but 5 clones of zeus cant?

The OGs remember TABS back in the days

Dan: I match your long spear with 5 long spears Me: Dude you could of just taken the time to see how many long spears you employed

14:28 the bear head guy saved the guy from the knight but he still died

the physic of this game is too funny edit: this game is too funny i cant eat properly

I have been a subscriber when you made a tutorial about installing Minecraft and I'm still here to see your great videos. Keep it up dan!

this is one of my favourites

Keep up THE GOOD VIDS DAN :)

Totally inaccurate battle simulator should be a spin off, where logic actually exists and science does too

9:11 Me:(calling the dab police) Dab police:what is it Me:someone dabs Dab police:(gasp)

Dan: I'm gonna try to make it even Dan two seconds earlier: puts 3 berserkers on the red team and four berserkers on the blue team

3:48 straight up NFL hit from the second minotaur

the dude with the afro that fell of the cliff dabs which is a violation of code 82 dabbing when falling off of a cliff during a totally accurate battle simulator after pushing a wheelbarrow The Dab police

Dan:I want to make this battle kind of even Also Dan: *puts 4 berserkers on blue but only 3 on red*

16:39 how most of the mammoths got extinct

Dan:I match your long spear with 5 long spears Other 7 long spears:did you count

Lightning didn't kill a mammoth but tomatoes did... Eat your veggies kids!!

This is amazing I haven't seen someone play tabs in forever

Dan: da almost full version is out! Me: so its still a demo.Also me: RRRAAAGGGEEEE

TABS logic: Lighting: doesn't kill mammoths Tomatoes: *does* kill mammoths

Dan please make more videos of TABS

omg the best game ever is back!

1:27 "and his name is John Cena!" tan tan tan taaan, tan tan tan taan!

9:12 Dan, you didn't notice he dabbed?

1:33 Out of all of the classes in TABS, he picks the ONE that doesn't fight to showcase the game

15:20 "we'll done lads,you've bundled your hay tighter than everyone else " -DanTDM 2019

mammoth: beats gods also mammoth: loses to some villagers

I love it when all the good part happens after an ad