Louis van Gaal's funniest quotes - BBC Sport 

No one could command a room like him. He had everyone eating out of the palm of his hand. His aura is insane.

United should bring him back for comedy value alone. He is a legend lol

The sex masochism thing killed me. They barely saved my life lol

Mike smalling

miss him!!! what a legend.

this is even funnier as a native dutch speaker 💀💀💀 his accent got me rolling

I never missed a single press conference from LVG and Mourinho. Ole came in and ever since I haven't watched a press conference in 4 years. I'm starting to warm up to Ralf because of his honesty. He's not as brutal as LVG or Mourinho but I still like it.

MANCHESTER UNITED should have never let him go. The team would have slowly improved, more and better than with Mourinho that's for sure.

Louis Van Gaal, is the biggest and most charismatic manager in the world. I missed him when he left Man Utd. The press conferences were box office.

Van Gaal I miss him, he was so funny man, the most funny in the last 10y

Louis van Gaal's Army!

legend! 🙏🏼❤️✝️ I hope he heals asap! God bless him! 🙏🏼❤️✝️

He’s not rude. He’s just Dutch

the best one was the long balls against west ham i was at that game

Queen’s Park raisins

I am not even Native English speaker and he is hilarious af

Please get better soon Mr Van Gaal😂😅you cheer me up❤😊

Mike smalling 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

He’s wacky but a fantastic manager look at his Ajax team in the 90’s he’s fantastic at bringing young players into first teams.

He twitch his ass...

He's such an icon. 😂

Louis van Gaal

This man will be missed from football, happy retirement

As a dutchman Im gonna miss him. We need more psychopaths like him. (positively said)

LOUIS VAN GAALS ARMY LOL.

He was the best

He's a mad man! 🤣❤️‍🔥✊🏼

savage

Love that guy

I swear I watched the last clip live on TV 🤣

This same time last year in January it was suggesting Louis Van Gaal stuff as well

Total legend.

"Can I give it to you, you can copy it and then you go to Big Sam" lmao

Mock LVG as much as you want but the man is a genius to win the CL with starting lineup made of teenagers & early 20s in it & defeats the defending champion AC Milan back then with all the superstars in it that’s just WOW

Wish he was still manager

"twisting my ass", " last year's captaim was Mike Smalling", 😂😂oh my god

Imagine Zlatan signing Van Gaal with Haaland as assistant Coach

SO! You know dat?

I think its hilarious how he managed an english team but never managed to lose the Dunglish.

Do you reckon that if he were to coach United now, there would be some private words behind the scenes at OT with him due to the nature of his language? I just can't imagine United affording to draw more controversy onto them now + football has become corporate and robotic. Miss you grandpa Louis!

Manchester United didn't deserve Him!

The sex muscles part is always funny

LOL

Mr Mike Smalling

Dolan Troompan!😆

The funniest things were when he used Dutch expressions and made them English😂

Why is BBC using Shakira music for this wtf hahaaha

Ganda cagada...

It just hit me now, that he makes me think of Donald Trump..

Messi

I think he needs to see a doctor appointment

Dutch Clown

Van gaal is the most arrogante man in Football during his time as trainer. His presentationis horrible. In Holland can not be proud of this man. In Holland are better coaches in performance. Yes, he had successes by some clubs. But his behaviour is abnorbel.

a brazilian friend told me he loves van gaal too, reminding him of a of coaches in brazil that have the same kind of attitude and disdain for media negativity, but did have results to show for lol and louis sure does have something to show for one has to watch the speech he did after he won with bayern munchen, he is called "adolf van gaal" for a reason. in the backgruond you can see a ribery clearly fucking shocked by what he's witnessing, trying to make sense on whether or not he's watching a fourth reich being formed lololol and robben together with van bommel, both being dutch and knowing van gaal's ways... laughing their asses off about louis behaviour louis can't speak english for shit, even for dutch standards it's abysmal lol but in all fairness he does speak dutch, german, spanish , and english, it's all not too great, but his english is probably on the worse side of the spectrum he's a man of many avenues