lucifer & god moments i think about twice a day 

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@@Evanmix107 season 5 ep 11

To be fair he wasn't wrong! The dinosaurs didn't die, they just evolved.

​@@Assass1n_KingOfTheSimps they evolved into corpses

@@technoblade_respect1568 they evolved into oil ......

Chloe says this Line to Lucifer in first season

Well, the Chicago Cubs did win, didn't they?

THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

@@charanchowdary8147 true.

But.. hell is already cold in his universe.. I mean is fire and shit so... easy to arrange.

I'm simply thinking that was because Dad knows that Lucifer loves music and tried to get along with him that way

😂😂😂😂😂

Best miracles ever depicted in a show, or movies for that matter.

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Of course he does. He CREATED culture.

makes more sense in the end. he was meant to save the damned. god sent his brightest son to light the way to heaven.

@@sadbucket233 for an all knowing being god was terrible at communication

Even if he said that luci still wouldn't get what he means

@@alexanderzack3720Pretend that you know everything that has and is going to happen. Then try to explain it all to someone who doesn’t share your experiences or have your knowledge and is skeptical. It’d be extremely frustrating to deal with people then.

​@@alexanderzack3720 well to be fair if you know literally about everything, it's going to be pretty hard to explain some things that are second nature to you. He just can't imagine anyone else pov other than himself just like how he's impressed when he closed his eyes he can't see anything

he does hate him but does not mean he does not love him

truer words were never spoken.

Oh no oh hell no

@@melissaclark1051 you have to love your family but that doesn't mean you have to like them.

i hate my mother with all of my soul, but if she turned up at my home with nothing, id give her a place to stay. i only hate her, that doesnt change the kind of person i am. im not an asshole

"Are you in good hands? Specifically, mine, since I'm God?"

No One: Me: OH HES THE ALLSTATE GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are u in God’s hands?

Are you in good hands. Have you been in an accident? Here are All State stands insurance, we want your money so bad that we'll go over to the other guys and tell then to fuck off for you. 😎

He's come a long way since he stopped being President.

*W O W*

I absolutely love that scene xD

@@bcgazero6472 Of Course i meant o put him back together

*"BAM lEt tHerE bE liGhT"* - God

5:17

There's a fun country song "It's five o'clock somewhere"

free will and all lol he wanted to see what would happen and is quite proud that Lucifer tried to stand out on his own. He may not have approved of how it went down, but he does like that it happened. Showed his individuality.

...now in the REAL world

@@anonspectre1796 *God in this Series* God:I'm proud of you my son here have my throne :D *God in real life* God: *THOU SHALL NOT REBEL AGAINST ME,YA YEEEEETTTTTTT!!!*

@@hotdogzandcheese2466 facts

@@hotdogzandcheese2466 based solely on a book written by humans, sure okay yeah lol

I'm pretty sure when he wanted to know why hell didn't need a warden he actually cared because besides god he knows what will happen

You could say he had a Hell of a reason 😂😂😂

Didn't expect Dan to be in Hell!

Lucifer at that dinner is what I aspire to at every family function. 😂😂😂

@@nygellcharles8225 lets see- manipulated events at palmetto which is sure as hell he's still guilty of. Manipulated the russian mob so they get the hit on chloe's dad killer, has probably other things that is causing him guilt. But if theres a silver lining he can get out, i mean mr set out bitch was able to so why cant he

There is also the whole thing of him being depicted like David Bowie on occasion, same way Constantine was styled after Sting.

I mean there is also the whole, I sold my soul to devil to become a singer. Common myth across America is the river boat vagrant. Singing the blues, a gift from the devil. So it ties in nicely.

Well, this show is based on DC's lucifer not the bibles.

@@clonesolar The DC’s Lucifer is based on the Bible…

@@Prodigi50 "DC comics were here first" 😂😂

Tbf she is the mother of gods grandkid. Charlie existed at this point, right?

@@bananaeclipse3324Yes

im still wondering whether he drove the car carefully holding the cup in one hand so that the coffee wouldn’t spill or if he trusted his dad to hold it while he drove or if maybe god ‘teleported’ them both there ¿??? i need ANSWERS

@@artgallerychannel cup holders?

@@Luciusthestorms yes but using a cup holder he couldn’t drive as fast as he likes (i think?)

@@artgallerychannel i feel like the first suggestion you had really captured his pettiness and divine determination to prove his dad wrong

I am choosing to believe he drove with one hand holding the cup of coffee somehow or he flew while God materialized there. Both is funny to think about: Lucifer flying while holding a cup of coffee or driving while holding it

Makes sense

double funny, because god is black

@@alexb6380 in before articles are released "NeTfLiX's SeAsOn 5/6 RaCiSt?"

Look at the number of likes you have 😈😈

even tho God's in the same room, Linda still was praying God.

such progress from the 1x01!!! i love to see it

The episode where they showed the first time Lucifer came to LA 5 years before the series actually showed that he does care about what Amenadiel thinks too.

Amenadiel is his older brother so makes sense

I KNOW! I was actually tearing up during "Family Dinner" when Lucifer defends Amenadiel in front of Dad. He really does love his bro so much. The growth of both those characters is breathtaking.

@@kalapiziks7561 and Amenadiel's subtle drinking hahahaha

Lucifer really brought up Old Testament god 😭😭😭

Agreed 🥺

not talking about uriel also helps

True 👍👏 I like how Lucifer at the beginning was pretending to hate his father but it turned out that he truly and deeply cares for him 👏🥰🤧🤗💗

Why so I see you commenting on every luci video 😭😭 no hate love to see people so active in this fandom xd

When God says he’s proud of you 😭😭😭

I am happy they didnt pull a supernatural

@@UchihaFabio ugh I don't wanna think about it!

@@perfectlyimperfect2368 right?

Yes, they humanized him - great choice.

@@UchihaFabio fr, spn did such a bad job with chuck surprises me every time

Wannabe victim bs at the end of your comment.

I wonder how scared she was to see literally the devil and God sitting right in front of her

@@hehe_boi9181 they were her friends tho

@@monarch68 still being friends with them just gives u the chills

Also gave birth to one.

Not really any different than a middle aged married couple being counseled by their grow child. Just because you made the thing doesn't mean it has nothing to tell you.

One thing is KNOWing thg, other thg is ACTUALLY EXPERIENCING it)

@@zarastark9029 thats a good point, he create everything, but he experienced his creations?

@@wolfxiv9622 i thought GOD personally visited Sodom and Gomorrah to destroy the whole town?

I feel like he is just trolling...or being a dad

@@lastson5014 Or he just forgot??? This is something he says when he is mortal. He doest have his omniscience when he was mortal.

The first time I saw the episode where Linda talks about the "pearly gates" and Lucifer makes the "And my dad is Morgan Freeman?" joke, the VERY first thing that popped into my head was "Nooooooooooooooooo! They should get DENNIS HAYSBERT to play God!" By that point I already wanted to see him somewhere in the show because I loved him and Woodside together on 24. I was beside myself with glee when I found out Haysbert had been cast. I didn't even care that it was the most gut-punching spoiler I'd ever seen.

Weirdest and yet wholesome All-States commercial I've seen.

God is black

Exactly

Good ol' Nietzsche. "God is dead and we have killed him." This Show has some clever writing. I might actually watch it instead of just clips on youtube.

My fave joke is still the Neitzsche line from season 2, but this one was pretty good, too.

Lucifer is lucky her boyfriend wasn't there to hear him call her that.

I WAS MAKING A GI JANE JOKE

That certainly aged well

And a safe home and some honest encouragement and non-confronting feedback.

@@jsn1970 And a dick of a twin brother that was taught not to lie would have been good.

Don't let Christianity brainwash you. lucifer was never the evil one

The Bible does actually say we’re made in God’s image

Well yeah, where do you think we get it from?

@@TimothyONeill_84. that’s assuming that version of their dynamic is the real one. Do you even know how many different versions of the satan/god dynamic there are in Christian mythology alone?

These guys are fairly tame as the deity archetypes go. Let's talk about the Greeks and big daddy, Zeus, pretty much tapping everything in sight. That's dysfunction/

@@NorthForkFisherman ah zues, God of rape

Wonderful that you had that moment. Some never do . . . . Be well!

I'm glad that after years of a tough relationship with him, you both were finally able to make peace when he told you how proud of you he was. I also had a difficult relationship with my dad growing up and after much searching and eventually accepting Christ personally, I started to understand the truth of God's love for us if we choose it. I was then able to start having deeper conversations with my dad that helped lead to healing from events of the past.

I just found this thread so I’m a bit late. But while I really liked this part of the show I never got that chance with my father . He past without me hearing that although we had plenty of chances. Two days before he died I told him how much I loved him and was proud to call him my father,was never ashamed of him. He never said anything like that back to me so I just figured that he didn’t like what I did with my life. Never proud of me joining the military, never proud I beat alcoholism, nothing. I was in my 50’s when he died so apparently I never did anything right to him. Granted I did have 1 divorce under my belt but have been married to same woman now for years, didn’t care for her either. So after he passed I decided screw him cause I was at peace with my life. Granted we all have done things we’re not proud of but learn to live with it, that’s just the way life is. I guess he was just my cross to bear until I threw it down and walked away from it. I don’t dwell on it now thankfully. Sorry for the rant and extremely glad you had that kind of closeness and ending. Have a great week.

Damn, sorry for your loss and I'm glad you got some closure!

in my opinion its not healthy to seek the approval of anyone

Well yes..... "good and evil" in a therapy session is interesting to say the least

Bet she doesn't get paid

@@prajwalpravinjith7422 one is the onkle of her son, the other is the grandfather of her son.

Linda deserves a sainthood.

As well as the first angel, a high rank demon, and the Goddess of Creation.

He’d totally do that

Uriel was manipulative jerk that was going to commit matricide after he stole sister's dagger

​@@Ladywizard true, he basically threatened chloe and his own mother wtf

Yoo 👋

@@Ladywizard still better than Michael. If god hadn’t intervened, Lucifer and amenadiel would have dealt with Michael and then maybe remy and Dan wouldn’t have died

😭😭😭😭😭

Hahaha The church also wanted this show defunded and cancelled then. I wonder where Jesus is?

@@MrRop-yp3wt LMAO

It’s funnier when you remember that the guy who plays Lucifer comes from a family of pastors (if that’s how you spell it)

@@JoekuRose that doesn’t matter is just a character xD

@@JoekuRose yes, baptists. And what makes it more funnier they enjoyed the show and the main character also lol 😁

That hit deep

Does that scene happen after Lucifer saves God From the women who Hit him

@@maliqprosser yes

it's funny tho in trying not to play favorites he pretty much played favorites and i suppose it makes sense that Amenadeil and Lucifer are really the only 2 he gave a damn about. Amenadiel being his first born and Lucifer being the one with the most potential. all the other Angels are pretty much just spoiled trust fund kids with no jobs that are just mooching off God's power and status. seriously Gabriel the angel of gossip entire role could have just been done by Amenadeil when he was God's Emissary.

@@michaelkean5969 Azrael is the most hardworking of the family

@@melissaclark1051 And with kinda the shittiest job...her and Luci both. Probably why they got along so well. The two of them deal exclusively with the dead. She has to watch good people die horribly...Luci has to deal with an eternity of an entire dimension full of shitbags, and the self-flagellating innocent. . That's probably also why both of them are more enamored with the mortal world than the other angels.

Saying you love someone is never favoring My parents always said they loved me, that doesn't automatically mean that they like me more then my brothers

@@melissaclark1051 Azrael included yes. the others are just spoiled brats.

God said as calmly

to be fair: in season one said brother was quite fond of torturing and even attempting to murder lucifer

satan will not rule hell. he will be tormented just like everyone else there. it ain't gonna be a party.

i actually fell more like lucifer in season 1 about most people including god

Still wish it was morgan freeman 😅

@@graodon it's too late lol. Dennis Haysbert made the best God 👍👏👏👏

same

@@oxanatarashchuk4598 Meantime.....on some distant planets,they think Jean Luc Picard is God XD

Anybody: I wonder, what God is like Linda: A mess. Had him on my couch.

@@oliverguennewig1894 ik she must have been going through it mentally

@@oliverguennewig1894 "His wife also almost killed me."

Also she had a half-angel baby. I'd dare say she's qualified to be the Afterlife's therapist at this point

@@gamebang3775 And used me to figure out what makes their kid tick

Oh yes, I love his character so much 👍🤗 He is so funny 🤣 And I think Dennis Haysbert was perfect for this role 👍👍👍 So great acting 👍👏👏👏

I can’t wait for season 6

yes

Because Dennis Haysbert. He is just so good.

I'm torn between this season and season 3!

This needs to be higher, you're totally right. The "Mhm, mhm" was spot on Chloe.

Exactly. It's suddenly Lucifer who is the one giving a shit about the current situation, instead of just being someone who barely cares and is there to just have fun and dick around. Such a fun instance of role reversal (at least for the audience, deffinitely not for Luci).

And it seems like they had a good deal of fun doing it.

aka my favorite

Same in current biblical books, we're the youngest as older brother and Dad argue we get his old room.

well, at times it takes a lesser being to tell off powerful ones and cut their bs as it causes issues to other lesser beings

Now thats a show that writes itself. Ha! 😂

He never listens to a word she says anyway

The amount of power Linda holds is immense

I couldn't help but laugh like a hyena in disbelief. Could you imagine that sense of power? If it were me and I had just told them "time out", I'd have to take a second... "I just told the two most powerful celestial beings in existence, to be silent..."

He does love his souffle

Just a Fan Theory: I think that God's Power is Paradox. He can do anything even make himself not knowing that human can't see when their eyes closed. This explains why he can not admit that he is wrong or love Lucifer. Because of his Paradox he can be Right and Wrong at the same time and also Love and Hate Lucifer. At the end of the series when he retired he finally able to Love Lucifer, this may hinted that he left his powers in his Universe for it to be used by the New God.

He made us like billions of years ago He may be all knowing but he’s not all remembering

what if he actually didn't made us? well for sure, but like what if he only played a little part? maybe he started the evolution thing, and so kinda made us, but like.. not really? remember they also mentioned dinosaurs

@@B3lph3g0r Mom in one episode said we were his garage project

@@RickyFSeiei holy shit.. that's a damn good explanation.

What do you mean?

@@Noobmasterdp it's Aesthetically pleasing and it enhances story telling.

I bawled my eyes out when Trixie begged Lucifer to tell her that her dad wasn't really dead. She's 11...that's about when the brain makes the idea of the permanence of death kick in. I lost my own dad and my 28 yr old brother within 7 months of each other when I was 36....the burning hole where your heart used to be never heals completely.

Dan's death was a whole ass trigger for me. I was nearly on the floor sobbing hard over it. I barely made it through that episode.

Episode 15 was just soul wrecking for me. The scene with Chloe and Dan just ripped me in half. Then the scene with Trixie took those two halves and ran them through a shredder. Before 5, my favorite musical number was always "All Along the Watchtower", but now, it's "It's So Hard to Say Goodbye". I love that they gave us an entire scene where Mazikeen is unleashed and wreaks the vengeance that every one of us fans want to meter out ourselves. Each stage of grief is represented by a character in 15 and 16: Trixie: Denial Mazikeen: Anger Lucifer: Bargaining Chloe: Depression Ella: Acceptance

@@kalapiziks7561 Dude...wow. I'm a BA Psych Undergrad right now, about two classes out from my degree,and I didn't even recognize that last part was there when I watched those eps til you analyzed it like that, thought back, said 'by God, she's right!'...my hat's off to ya. Mad respect!

@@proud2bpagan thank you! The recognition of it actually comes from the years I practiced Wicca. I ran a Sept 11 memorial in 2002 in which we had 5 different people play representations of the 5 stages. I tend to look for them since then.

Next job interview Interviewer "Can you list some of the clients you've had?" Linda "A demon, the Devil, the Devil's brother...let's see...oh and God himself. I did tell God to shutup though." Interviewer spends the next year trying to wrap their mind around this interview. lol

She probably charges a fortune tho

@@jordoruiz0001 Given how she almost died at the hands of Goddess, all because Lucifer was one of her patients, her fee is a drop in the ocean.

OH NOW I GOT IT !!!😂😂

Nope not at all it hurts to much I was sobbing I loved Uriel

@@alyssavaldez8882 I mean I get he wasn't a huge part of the story, he was a light antagonist of the series. But he was a freaking ANGEL! And we never even get a line of dialogue to his existence. Hell, even Cain gets a shout out in season 5!

lucifer was loving uriel so much he saved him from 4 seasons long toxic family drama

@@barisbal7782 lol 😁

@@alyssavaldez8882 why? He was so annoying. I mean acting was good but character wasn't great sorry. I mean he was interesting but not so much to cry for him

I know, right? 😂😂 Like "The coffee is AMAZING but I'm pissed at him so he can't have that win."

that coffee was heavenly.... *background music and all* ...made by the god himself!!!... Then again.... i too would react like Luci.....ehhhhh

Guess He misses the stuff. You think they got a trade route with the Purgatory and Limbo to deliver the packages just incase

He created everything, but knows little to nothing about anything He pooped out.

Then He did admit that it was good

God did not make it.

omg u gotta see it! it’s really good. the first season’s sorta average but after that it gets better

What does camp mean

@@borris3768 Think of the stereotypical "feminine" gay man. Then divorce all of those mannerisms from his sexuality. Those mannerisms are camp.

​@@aquii5007i disagree, the first season is great and has probably top 5 best lucifer episodes

So are u a Christian?

they had to find a guy that kinda looked like actual God, aka Morgan Freeman

Tom said in an interview that's Michael's hair bc it's a fast, easy transition when they switch which character they're filming.

@@authenticanickov that makes alot of sense thanks for that haha

Messy bed hair?

Fr. I just noticed that

they couldn’t get him considering in s2 lucifer sarcastically said to linda “and my dad is morgan freeman?”

And on a side note dad, these eyes are irreplaceable so don't damage them if you don't want the darkness lasting forever xD

agreed but it’s good shows that no matter how powerful a being is they still have some relateable trait same with real life situations no matter how high the person is in stacture their still relateable somehow someway.😁

God is the most powerful being anywhere. If there is such a thing, which I think there is ("think" key word, it's not faith for me, I'm a Deist).

@@neutrino78x Of course there's faith. Deists still believe there's a Creator God, just that it doesn't interfere in its creation. That's Deism 101.

@@EmptyMan000 yes, but we don't get there through faith. We get there through reason. And I would argue most Catholics get there through reason as well. We hear way too much about "faith" when it's not needed; there's plenty of evidence of God all around us, it's just not objective or scientific proof (it's a matter of opinion). Point being, both points of view (God or no God) are equally valid because you're talking about something that IS NOT KNOWABLE while inside of this material plane of existence. The concept of God makes no testable predictions and neither does the concept of the absence of a God. The observed universe would be the same in both cases. It's just really annoying that whenever people talk about the subject you have to have these people come on and say you're irrational, etc. as if they're talking to a fundamentalist...while I agree about fundamentalists (people who think the universe and the earth are only 6000 years old, no evolution, flat earth in many cases, etc), they're a fringe case and there's no reason to assume someone is a fundamentalist just because they said they think there is a God out there in some form. So we really shouldn't have to have this conversation every time but for some reason we do and it's really annoying and stupid.