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AND THEN EVERYBODY CLAPPED!!!!
A few months ago, I uploaded a video called "The Internet's Most Obvious Lies", and it was my first video to ever surpass 1 million views. So, to celebrate, I thought I would make a part 2.
I went through the Instagram account @yeahthatdefinitelyhappened and the subreddit r/thathappened and found some TOP NOTCH FIBS and debunked all of them.
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@kurtisconner 5 лет назад

EVEN MY 6 YEAR OLD REMEMBERED TO LIKE THE VIDEO 😒

@kalynnxo95 5 лет назад

The song ended then......everyone clapped

@addiebowker9274 5 лет назад

31k VIEWS IN LIKE AN HOUR❤️❤️❤️ love you kurt cobain😌😌💗💗💗

@Victoria-rv9le 5 лет назад

SOFKSIFHSHFB LUV U PLATONICALLY😚

@stephhh9993 5 лет назад

Dude I hope you were lying about baby shark being better than Tupac....

@hollyolsen945 5 лет назад

Yeah so I'm unsubbing!! How do you not like Tupac!!?

@straykidzeverywhereallarou7688 4 года назад

I used to live under my Aunty and uncle’s stairs and I was abused by them. One day a big ass man kicks down our front door and says I’m a wizard and I left with him to go to a wizarding school and everyone in my neighbourhood clapped

@jackalek_analek 4 года назад

it's true i was the stairs

@arctic7526 4 года назад

Jackie The second step was a good friend of mine

@kingayy9267 4 года назад

My ex best friend went to school with one of the attorneys who litigated the abusive uncle's slip'n-fall suit against KMart before they went bankrupt and closed down

@wistful4684 4 года назад

It’s true I was the neighborhood

@dwlrma 4 года назад

it's true i was the ceiling fan

@vanessarodimaker Год назад

Honestly I think the one where the kids were talking through Google Docs is believable because I did that before when I was in school lol

@rufusgobrrr Год назад

yeah i did that with my ex in english class since we sat on opposite sides on the room 😭 im pretty sure we had like eight 50+ page docs before the semester ended

@KeaveMind Год назад

Why Google docs tho. Why not use a messenger?

@rufusgobrrr Год назад

@@KeaveMind school computers. and it looked less suspicious considering the circumstances. being on google docs in a class is fairly normal

@vanessarodimaker Год назад

@@KeaveMind they blocked them

@TheBepoBox Год назад

me too, the school computers were restricted and my phone had no data so me and my bf made a google doc and talked through there for a while. we could have just used messaging but it was more fun to talk with bright pink comic sans at font size 37

@skyhideaway 2 года назад

My 2 year old daughter was playing with a Rubik's cube and she suddenly turned to me and asked "Mother, why do people on the internet lie about their infant offsprings saying something really wise?" Damn she is smart.

@tr3way70 4 года назад

bro i saw curtis in a subway and he was like hey and i was like where’s my extra greeting and everyone on the bus clapped i swear

@badfutplayer6250 4 года назад

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

@avacarr2334 4 года назад

Why did I think you meant the restaurant subway

@piranhasz427 4 года назад

I was there too and I brought Obama on and he clapped and then I was arrested for kidnapping.

@jadelaidlaw9382 4 года назад

The same thing happened when I yelled folks at him!

@abi-rj5qu 4 года назад

Ava Carr omg same

@microwave8931 3 года назад

I'm -7 and my 4 year old said in Target "Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Together, we can stop this" and everyone in the Walmart clapped and he's only 2

@nifftys 3 года назад

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

@ohsohatedkidd7068 3 года назад

Its true I was the clap

@UrMom-il7sz 3 года назад

@@ohsohatedkidd7068 it’s true, I was the Target

@__R20 3 года назад

@@UrMom-il7sz it’s true I was the africa

@ShamaD274 2 года назад

@@__R20 it's true. I was the minute

@gmblin 2 года назад

Me and 6 year old child who is only 3 were at an ihop when it said "the human body has enough bones to make a skeleton. We as a society should know this." Everyone in the Target then started applauding and even the president came to personally thank my child for it's services and it's only 4 😭

@beefy.jsph69420 Год назад

I think I had a seizure trying to read this

@gmblin Год назад

@@beefy.jsph69420 lmao that's funny cause I have seizures

@beefy.jsph69420 Год назад

@@gmblin LMAO ME TOO

@gmblin Год назад

@@beefy.jsph69420 BRUH 😭

@beefy.jsph69420 Год назад

@@gmblin we're twinning 🤞

@bluelynx3859 Год назад

One of my friends actually dumped their popcorn on some girl who kept snapping people during a movie, they didn't get an applause, they just got kicked out

@CrappyMusicYT 6 месяцев назад

And then they all clapped (not with their hands)

@khushi5236 3 года назад

even my 6 year old knew these were lies. she told the cashier this and everyone applauded and cheered. even the owner of the movie theater gave me a thumbs up.

@dannydebatable 3 года назад

It’s true I was the cash register

@peenyyt4921 3 года назад

can confirm i was a thumb

@lakshyaarya9179 3 года назад

it's true guys i was the movie theater

@shankaka_99 3 года назад

It’s true, I’m that cashiers

@hugs4cupid 3 года назад

it’s true, I was the popcorn

@lenassdiary 4 года назад

the scariest part was how he read those misspellings like a whole ass robot.

@fergusfungus9618 4 года назад

not just a robot, a whole *ass* robot

@femmejustice4854 4 года назад

It lowkey sounded like swedish

@babyshrek455 4 года назад

@@femmejustice4854 ikr!

@priyatoshkumarmahato2635 4 года назад

Yeah and it was funniest shit ever

@sayumiranasinghe8408 4 года назад

Femme Justice ackurat hahah

@caree22 Год назад

I’m about to tell y’all the craziest story ever… once my 1 year old daughter came up to me and said “dear thy mother, I shall not eat thy goldfish thy provided. instead I would like to enjoy a nice cup of warm tea made from the kettle. would that be ok? this would be absolutely lovely. thank you my dear mother” I was almost brought to tears!!!! she is so talented among her years 🤩🤪

@heycaseydilla2 2 года назад

I will say, that Google Doc thing could totally be true. That’s what I would do with my friends when my parents took my phone. And they checked my computer history, too. So being on Google Docs all the time made it look innocent.

@JustSomeDinosaurPerson 6 месяцев назад

Same. Didn't see what was unbelievable about that one at all. Guess Kurtis doesn't know that the google docs are online and editable between multiple users so long as you have the right sharing options.

@iamcoolrealnotfake5486 4 года назад

When my Aunt was pregnant the fetus recited the entire periodic table of elements in Walmart everybody applauded.

@keirafay4969 4 года назад

Mose Shrute my old coworker told me we were going on a sales pitch and he took me to this old barn and told me I HAD TO VANQUISH FEAR and I almost fought his cousin.

@iamcoolrealnotfake5486 4 года назад

@@keirafay4969 thats me

@marceline4610 4 года назад

it’s true i was the walmart

@sybilltrelawney1613 4 года назад

Keira Fay ...Ryan? Is that you?

@elizabethwoodall2478 4 года назад

emme younker it’s true, i was the fetus

@user-qg2dl1th3m 4 года назад

Me:☹️ Kurtis: *Greeting* Me:😕 Kurtis: *Extra Greeting* Me:🙂

@giaisbored5580 4 года назад

Aesthetic Plants relatable 😌💅

@amybrown1103 4 года назад

THIS IS SO TRUE...it's actually sad. 😂😂

@alidadorin1360 4 года назад

What is this mind trick he is using on us? 😅This is so true

@acab9120 3 года назад

And then everyone clapped

@dumbratbtch953 3 года назад

that’s a silly emojie

@tobyewolfe9998 Год назад

13:06 Why for all of these fictional stories does it end with "and then everyone clapped"? Are people's egos so fragile that even in these imaginary/theoretical situations they need approval?

@reaganmchenry3698 Год назад

wondering how many takes it took for him to get through that scene kid paragraph without laughing

@user-iz9rq6ps5y 4 года назад

A kid did his presentation, and then everyone clapped.

@melodyhaviland9393 4 года назад

Reese Hendry wholesome comment

@cheekychelldos1045 4 года назад

FAKE r/thathappened

@kat_rebrand 4 года назад

@@cheekychelldos1045 NOOOO, ITS TRUE!!! I was the presentation!!!!

@jasj122 4 года назад

Cheeky Chelldos ITS TRUE I WAS THE KID 😒😒😒😒

@cheekychelldos1045 4 года назад

@Lemon_ Playz L O L, Are Slash W00SH

@bloodtheory6677 3 года назад

I'd hate to see kurtis's search history "Baby shark fortnite meme" "Potato that looks like a butt" "Person in car stock image"

@maxiklevis5514 3 года назад

"Explosion sound affect*

@maxiklevis5514 3 года назад

"Baby stock image "

@evvylovesuu 3 года назад

Maxi Klevis effect*

@maybooe22 3 года назад

That's funny you accidently spelt love as h-a-t-e

@hazelbeeson4712 3 года назад

I was just thinking about this

@MagsJaz 9 месяцев назад

This is actually the first video with Kurtis saying folks and then clapping. Congrats

@wasteland.baby. Год назад

10:51 i just imagine them actually doing this and the person being like “no i don’t,i’m jewish”

@laurenmiller4824 3 года назад

Whenever I’m sad my mom gives me lung disease.

@pretty948 3 года назад

👏👏👏

@unhingedfrogspawn6715 3 года назад

🔥🔥🔥

@vericvoidal 3 года назад

lit 😱🤪🔥🔥🔥

@kirakiradiary 3 года назад

🥰🥰😍😍😍🔥🔥🔥

@Cruxifck 3 года назад

💅 👀💯

@christianchavez6949 4 года назад

0:58 Damn, I hated it when Obama took away Christmas, nobody was clapping that day.

@kayleecook6741 3 года назад

right like how tf did he bring christmas back it never left

@sweetumami1338 3 года назад

Next Christmas movie: “We have to take Christmas back from Obama????”

@kayleecook6741 3 года назад

Crayola cat how the grinch takes christmas back from obama

@FizaM_is_so_cool 3 года назад

#thatawkwardmomentwhenobamatookawayyourchristmasandnooneclapped

@ssssSTopmotion 3 года назад

I hated it when George Washington took my Christmas aswell

@emeraldadventurer254 2 года назад

8:03 ah yes... my favorite movie, "Triassic, Jurassic, and Cretaceous Periods of the Mesozoic Era Park"

@PolishStitch Год назад

To be fair the kindergarten tweet is the most believable one. I was a elementary school para for two years and kids really say the most random shit

@Likesixducks 3 года назад

"First day of school" "Our letter of the week is B" Did they skip A or some shit wtf

@pissapocalypse 3 года назад

B for Bad Teacher

@gagiibaaji2774 3 года назад

@@pissapocalypse hehe

@bjornnielsen7613 2 года назад

first day of student teaching so theyre like an assistant teacher and might start later in the year

@luvmaelynne 2 месяца назад

my school did letters all jumbled up when we learnt :) also the student teacher could have started after the rest of them OR it’s fake idk man

@itzamogus5205 3 года назад

So one time I was in a bank and I hear “everyone get down!” We all got down except my 5 year old son and he said “stealing is wrong!” The armed men stared at my son and proceeded to shoot 5 rounds of shotgun slugs towards my son and everybody cheered and clapped

@samimartinez1409 2 года назад

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@thehoechiii 2 года назад

⚰️

@thebabyhater 2 года назад

💀💀(literally)

@ongakira 2 года назад

@@sf2934 ??

@AshaSara 2 года назад

LMAO

@sagesstuff4761 11 месяцев назад

I genuinely knew of kids who would go on their Chromebooks and make Google docs with their friends and talk in class through it, it got so bad that they literally started looking through people's docs to see if there were conversations and if there were they'd pay wayyy more attention to your screen and a behavior referral

@ripurutheman4082 Год назад

"I tappet then, on their shoudler" sounds like some fire poetry actually

@milesgaming1930 3 года назад

Those bullies probably ran away in terror because his mispronunciations sounded like demonic chants

@gray.2081 2 года назад

Lol I’m dead 💀

@violetmoon6233 2 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@thehoechiii 2 года назад

⚰️

@later.4802 2 года назад

😂😂😂💀

@seraphimsuburbia 2 года назад

OFF TOPIC BUT I LOVE YOUR PFP

@narissaluv8330 4 года назад

One time when I was 2 I recited the American Constitution in five seconds and everyone in target started clapping (I was in Walmart with my pet 6 year old)

@owene2530 3 года назад

And then I landed the plane on the helipad

@jesslee2836 3 года назад

And then bill gates told me that I could have all his money

@Percy.404 3 года назад

It's true I was the lights

@pretty948 3 года назад

Guys its true I was there applauding 👏👏

@ipromiseimtrying 3 года назад

@rochellechoʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ it is possible Karen, I was there. Clapping. I was amazed. This kid is talented

@asthetic_berry3556 Год назад

“Sister I find this video amusing” is the first words that my 2 month old baby brother uttered and everyone in my neighbourhood applauded and my dead grandmother came back as a ghost and congratulated him for speaking the truth and then a stalker came out of the bushes stuck his head inside from the open window and grinned with a thumbs up before shouting “BRAVO CHILD” and even the police who arrested the stalker wanted an autograph of my baby brother for being his new hero

@0NoneOfTheAbove0 2 года назад

6:35 "You're *Milking a cow* and your seven year old daughter....."

@jarm1664 5 лет назад

I love when he starts smiling in the middle of his own joke

@Anna-19928 5 лет назад

Jaimee Armstead I accidentally thumbs down-ed that but I love it too 😂

@annalise8572 5 лет назад

don’t we all

@teenage.nosferatu3297 4 года назад

😂 me too. It just makes it funnier I think.

@greenoatmealandham 4 года назад

his lil chuckle

@fixtureofthesun 4 года назад

Becca Intille cutest shit ever

@1yumeharafan327 4 года назад

I was in a musical and when it ended everybody in the theater clapped. #blessed 😎😎😎👌👌👌👌👌😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏

@arandomuser9459 4 года назад

Dasher The cat 🤣

@misosoup6917 3 года назад

#blessed I was there I was clapping

@trishalennex4630 3 года назад

One time I played a background character in a play and everyone clapped at the important characters

@gotnothingbettertodo472 3 года назад

@@sadnessofwildgoats what

@sadnessofwildgoats 3 года назад

@@gotnothingbettertodo472 how did i comment on the wrong video

@NonExistentAngelNEA 2 года назад

11:35 A band played.. and then everybody clapped.

@squishyfishy6010 2 года назад

The google doc thing was a very real thing for me in highschool. No phones so all of my friends and I would just edit the doc 😂 had fancy characters and fonts per person. It was really awkward when there was drama though. I was able to see them talking shit even when they deleted it because I was the only one that knew how to see the previous edits and everything they typed. So fond of those memories.

@sockmonkey7645 4 года назад

My 6 year old son was crying in the store, I asked him: "why are you crying?" He cried: "Mommy! I wish people didn't listen Travis Scott, I wish people listened to Biggie!" Everyone listened to my boy crying in agony and applauded. I'm Soooo proud of him!

@mia2801 3 года назад

He's got a point

@auxferd 3 года назад

cringe L

@dumbratbtch953 3 года назад

omgie so wholesome 🥺

@LeviticusCorwall1899 3 года назад

Biggie smallsysys

@charlie-no4qf 3 года назад

w o a h

@mochija_t2852 4 года назад

I sometimes forget that kurtis can’t actually hear us laugh so he’s just sitting in silence, laughing at his own jokes

@collierapgar2590 4 года назад

Looking at a camera and pretending we are all watching. Then editing himself pretending to talk to people....

@kingayy9267 4 года назад

It's weird to think of it like that Like he's really just a dude alone in his room having half a conversation cracking jokes and shit

@Psithurisprout 4 года назад

You guys are laughing at his jokes?

@QuinnEthanR 4 года назад

Not even joking, I do that too

@papayasmith 4 года назад

Nah don’t worry guys. I hear he films in front of a live audience

@Naixatloz 2 года назад

11:45 gets me the most because I can't imagine any hypothetical person in this situation who is impressed. No child will care. Adult Pokemon fans don't think this makes you cool. Hell, I'm an adult who likes Pokemon much more than a normal amount, and I can't name any Pokedex in order. If a child asks you if you know anything about an interest you share with them, and your immediate response is to try and show off in some self-gratifying way, that does not make you cool. It makes you immensely pathetic.

@caroline-hh9os 2 года назад

things i've seen people clap for: - someone running to save a drowning kid - a plane landing - someone dropping a cup in the dining hall at my college

@movikens7414 4 года назад

One time a waiter asked me, “what do you want to eat?” And I said, “your ass.” Everyone clapped and the manger came out and kissed me and then fired the waiter! That’s how I met my husband. Ty for the likes!

@rodneyreeves7342 4 года назад

im actually crying LMFAOOO

@wrapmonster3884 4 года назад

Omfg this really had me😂

@ananyapatil1685 4 года назад

Omg 😂😂😂

@ziya31 4 года назад

I-

@priyankagbharadwaj 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂omg this was epic

@floofbythefoot7943 5 лет назад

oh my god today i was walking to class and my boyfriend saw me down the hall and he came running towards me but my best friend tackled him and it turns out she was an undercover cop??? she arrested him for three murders he’d apparently committed, and everyone in the school clapped. all together. every single person.

@cav5659 5 лет назад

Did you clap too?

@floofbythefoot7943 5 лет назад

Helena Aleksandra yes! in fact i’m actually still clapping

@cav5659 5 лет назад

Fox Amazing you are a god

@thequeerishere9662 5 лет назад

69th like :)

@Natalie-xw1yn 5 лет назад

Fox I’m so high and all these stories have clapping at the end and I’m deceased

@ohyeah904 Год назад

Actual true story, when I was in high school, in one of my classes I sat at the same table as my friend, and we had a shared google doc we would send each other stuff on instead of talking and getting in trouble. One of my favorite high school memories for sure. Now I’ve been dating that friend for about 8 months. And everybody clapped 😍

@v3nus3_3 Год назад

There are people that really think Christmas is the only holiday that exists during December

@holly7587 4 года назад

when he pronounced the "groacary store" i laughed so hard.

@asifanazir9385 4 года назад

It gets every fukeking time

@999heavenly4 4 года назад

Cuz we care !!!

@kit0821 4 года назад

Then everyone clapped

@veselinaveselinova3230 4 года назад

I literally screeeeamed lmao

@gghostea 4 года назад

when he said 'their fukeking jaws droped' i lost it 💀

@fakettvstreamer2288 4 года назад

I subscribed to Kurtis Conner and everyone clapped for me.

@tiredzei 4 года назад

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

@claraalexandrova9631 4 года назад

ZombieMaster peace extra greeting club

@poly.dragon1965 4 года назад

👏👏👏👏

@tia8465 4 года назад

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

@davidlia563 4 года назад

👏👏👏👏👏👏

@CicadaSpring14 Год назад

To be fair, the google doc one might be true. During school our phones get taken away if we have them out so we all just have docs that we talk on

@im_an_oyster Год назад

I've worked at trader joe's they have a 100% return policy even if the package is already opened. So if you found a potato in a bag of chips then you could take it back for a full refund

@evadubasak 5 лет назад

i liked this video and everyone in the comment section clapped

@annikamaxey5885 5 лет назад

eva dubasak 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@brandonburrow4441 5 лет назад

You win 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@jusmymood 5 лет назад

👏👏👏

@evadubasak 5 лет назад

thank you, thank you all

@applejuice4758 5 лет назад

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@mattiepearce3133 4 года назад

he had to type up “ass potato” for this video. i’m sorry to his fbi agent honestly

@yellow_hearts1723 4 года назад

Lol underatted comment 😂

@cheezebun0325 4 года назад

LOL

@poison-LICKTHEPOISON 9 месяцев назад

Hentai

@Mr_Howl 10 месяцев назад

I've actually done the Google doc thing with an ex girlfriend of mine. She was able to do it through a school laptop she had at home.

@yoongiverse. Год назад

11:16 so do we think they voted for trump once or twice

@jennifer__e Год назад

yes

@s_mai8970 3 года назад

kurtis, I- I've actually chatted with my friend through the google doc spreadsheet cause we weren't allowed to look at our phones during a lecture 💀

@idk-ch7hj 3 года назад

i don’t understand ); why could you not just use email messaging

@s_mai8970 3 года назад

@@idk-ch7hj this is late because youtube doesn't give me any notifications for replies- anyways, we were all on our spreadsheets and tbh, chatting by using the cells and invite friends over into the spreadsheet was just super hilarious too lmao. i really need people to try this out, it's funny if nothing else 😂

@husband-of-chinggis 3 года назад

YESSS i do this all the time lmao 😭it's much less obvious because you don't have to exit the messaging app when your teacher comes around, you can just scroll down the doc

@s_mai8970 3 года назад

@@husband-of-chinggis HAHAHA truly a student of culture. i mean hey, our work's still opened technically 😂

@aviateedits 3 года назад

I used to do this In class before we went online

@flyingpigproductions5934 4 года назад

That Google Doc thing is legit though, school Chromebooks bruv

@makaylamcgrath5216 3 года назад

Straight facts

@kyliemarsh6239 3 года назад

YA THAT'S WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY

@lyn3483 3 года назад

That’s legit how me and my boyfriend used to talk to each other before we started dating. We’d send each other poems to read and then just have conversations on the doc

@makaylamcgrath5216 3 года назад

@@lyn3483 that's stinky cute

@flyingpigproductions5934 3 года назад

@@makaylamcgrath5216 agreed

@xX_K3LLF1RE_Xx 11 месяцев назад

2:47 I do remember 2 kids in my class who made a Google Doc and talked to each other by editing the Doc, so there could be some truth to that couple's situation, but if they didn't have a phone but still had access to a computer, why'd they choose a Google Doc to talk to each other?

@deadchannel3610 2 года назад

When I was 5 I had just migrated to the US from Russia, i had passed my English, Math, reading, and writing tests so well I was moved all the way into 12th grade and I passed my SAT’s and during graduation everyone clapped at my tiny body trudging along inside this massive graduation gown since I was so small and they only made them for older people😂😂xD

@test1test219 5 лет назад

I remember the time I farted in a meeting and the president of the company was present. He thought it was so funny I was promoted from administrator to VP on the spot and everybody clapped.

@TheGauges420 4 года назад

Should've ended it with "everybody clapped... and then so did my buttcheeks again", would've been much more believable 😂😂.

@moon_cafe4148 4 года назад

@@TheGauges420 oml 😂😂😂

@dakotathegreat2749 4 года назад

I laughed so hard when I read that🤣

@peepeepoopoo7182 4 года назад

i love how everyone starts clapping after most of them

@doe7419 4 года назад

the cup RM throws in the Run MV I love your username so much

@antonia5842 3 года назад

👏👏👏

@Nojuno 3 года назад

@pee pee poo poo they're all just baby kurtis's

@fuckgandor Год назад

honestly the google docs thing and the gluestick thing both seem plausible to me, i feel like i'd do some stupid shit like that gluestick thing in my dorm while sleep-deprived at 2 am. the 6 year old thing is very probable to me as well because when i was 6 my first hyperfixation was dinosaurs and that is absolutely something i would've said at that age if i had been like, less neurotic and able to watch jurassic park.

@NotATherapist Год назад

Kurtis is the only guy that can make the word “dude” sound peaceful and casual

@sofr123 5 лет назад

So i was on this plane, and there was this guy who juuled, so the flight attendant came over and literally asked if she could hit it AND THE WHOLE PLANE CLAPPED, even the pilots came out from the cockpit and clapped while mo bumba played in the background, and then the plane crashed into a beerpong table and everybody died.

@Tigerheiress 5 лет назад

sofr123 omg rip

@maddim810 5 лет назад

omg you died and then came back to write this, commitment ❤️

@estelle2527 5 лет назад

Sick dude😼🤘🏻

@fridaschell6549 5 лет назад

Thats a whole 2019 mood

@sofr123 5 лет назад

yup @@maddim810

@bananajam6393 4 года назад

«Too the groacary store for to buy rarmen» This line will forever haunt me

@suwucidal6936 4 года назад

Nigga does not know that ramen is noodles with a bunch of shit in it

@safewithout 4 года назад

scene kids love rawrmen

@lexiisdrowning4566 4 года назад

Joanna oh god

@NellieCollier 4 года назад

*r a r m e n*

@izukumidoriya9651 4 года назад

Ｉ　ｌｉｋｅ　ｔｏ　ｂｕｙ　*ｒａｗｍｅｎ*

@redwizxrd Год назад

"You WILL respect me" - as they call someone a "bum" for being homeless

@pandoraleigh3421 2 года назад

2:59 I will say, this is absolutely how I talked to people in class without the teacher knowing and when I didn't have my friends' numbers. It's also how my friends in AP Psych learned the story of Opedius

@thenut1978 3 года назад

Karen in a fake story: *Says something untrue with no factual evidence* Every single person in the fucking store: So anyway, I started clapping.

@Sosatypeshi 2 года назад

*claps*

@tacoblude8208 2 года назад

@DontGot1 who the fuck asked you

@johnkingbad Год назад

It's basically fanfiction about real life. Everyone is a one dimensional character and there is not a single shade of gray to be found in this world of black and white.

@hearts4suntan Год назад

@@johnkingbad *bad fanfiction, there's actually some pretty well-written stuff out there (not really on Wattpad tho)

@johnkingbad Год назад

@@hearts4suntan Maybe. But, you have to agree, the majority of it is bad and the good ones don't get much attention compared to them

@kavioss2504 5 лет назад

So my whole family got Alexa's for Christmas and I said 'alexa play Kurtis Conners newest upload' and all five Alexas just started playing 😍😍😂😂

@leonieboermann6898 5 лет назад

after the video everyone started clapping slowy😍

@kurtisconner 5 лет назад

bruh thats lit

@livok2123 5 лет назад

kavioss i bet the whole fuckin house shook

@buddergolem9463 2 года назад

1:23 I work at Walmart and it’s funny because the electronic section is as far away from the registers as possible

@zaystation. 11 месяцев назад

People at my school talk to their friends and partners through Google doc during class so they don't get in trouble for texting

@Stuie4587 3 года назад

STORY TIME: One time a band played a song and then everybody clapped.

@TheChemistBeats 3 года назад

Wow

@unlacedshoe3696 3 года назад

wow

@olivehatesolives 3 года назад

I was in the band, this actually happened twice

@superstellarhere 3 года назад

Nice!

@harlow8979 3 года назад

Oh my god so inspirational

@hruiz383 5 лет назад

my first extra greeting, feels good.

@karidatashakor3884 5 лет назад

Hillary Ruiz welcome

@anastasiaokay4628 5 лет назад

Welcome 🙏🏼😌

@cuponoodles7541 5 лет назад

youll remember it forever

@shyshy313245 5 лет назад

welcome to the family

@gemini5997 5 лет назад

Hillary Ruiz welcome to kurtistown

@Lilipad08 10 месяцев назад

I've actually done the google doc thing a while ago when our school banned google chat.

@stickbug9285 9 месяцев назад

kurtis saying softcore instead of nightcore nearly killed me

@cassidy8548 5 лет назад

my 5 year old son just asked if i was watching cody ko and i said who??? and my carpet started dancing😂😂😂😂👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼 edit: my door slow clapped😌😌😌

@alexislauren3396 5 лет назад

Did it applaud tho?😏

@minsuga-ju7lz 5 лет назад

omGGGGGG*GGGG 👏👏👏👏👏

@arrowmarie1610 5 лет назад

And then everyone clapped

@TheSweetcupcake1234 5 лет назад

👏👏👏👏

@cassandra- 5 лет назад

It's true. I'm the door. *claps*

@rexarmstrong4284 4 года назад

I once walked out of a room after saying a whole bunch of stuff and everyone clapped. I even came back to take a bow and they clapped again. I kinda miss acting on stage.

@jasiabu 4 года назад

Like, same. When i was 3 i was acting whit leonardo di (crapp)io and had 7 grammys. Today he's my father and i have all of his paints. I love my mom leonardo da vincci.

@icanconvinceyouthatanimesa6773 4 года назад

@@jasiabu I hope you get more Grammys😂

@jasiabu 4 года назад

@@icanconvinceyouthatanimesa6773 oh, thanks, yesterday i got 7 more :D

@icanconvinceyouthatanimesa6773 4 года назад

@@jasiabu Wanna share your awards? I wanna flaunt something in front of my pest relatives😂

@capri6260 3 года назад

You cannot convince me to believe that fiction is fact

@madie1656 Год назад

fr guys i was in cosco and i saved 6 babies from falling out of a display bouncy house and at the same time set fire to the meat section cause eating meat is inhumane and then everyone in the world clapped

@cigarette_ahegao 2 года назад

One of these "everybody applauded for me" stories happened to me in real life and lemme tell ya I was terrified.

@stevensvoboda3456 5 лет назад

Today my Tupac asked why all 4 year olds sound same... I said that’s a 1200 BC mood She then started playing Metallica out of her kazoo Then all of my biology class clapped

@mlynnekeeney4324 5 лет назад

steven svoboda 😂😂😂

@mahm690 5 лет назад

steven svoboda Ive never been more confused 😫👏🏻👏🏻

@Bratenzie 5 лет назад

This is great. Alexa play mo bamba *WHOLE HOUSE SHAKES AND ALL 7 ALEXAS PLAY MO BAMBA*

@gngirlillseeyoutomorrow898 5 лет назад

THAT DIDNT HAPPEN!1!1!!!!1

@mikehunt3688 5 лет назад

12:54

@caitlin3810 4 года назад

Imagining a child you don’t know standing there, waiting, as someone spends the next five minutes reciting the names of Pokémon is such comedy

@yellow_hearts1723 4 года назад

Omg that's so hilarious to imagine 😂😂😂

@StarsOnTheR00f 4 года назад

Caitlin Hickey and all the kid wanted to ask was if his pikachu was shiny lol

@hystericallover5989 4 года назад

would like, but its at 151

@sadnessofwildgoats 3 года назад

Well since you asked . . . ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-2cT6ULpScZA.html

@Liggliluff Год назад

(3:10) There are so many chat options also available on PC, so why wouldn't you use one of those? If it's true, then they're just stupid, if they believe that the only way to communicate through a text chat is on a phone.

@taratih Год назад

Ehhh idk man in elementary school when my bff moved we talked through google docs

@notechoXP Год назад

in my situation the person i was talking to had everything else blocked

@Bunnster3 Год назад

It can make sense if everything is taken but a school chrome book that has everything else restricted

@Ywhre 5 лет назад

That Juul mom? Definitely over 9000 nic...

@RalphHenryxx 5 лет назад

Ywhre 😂😂

@camillemariejohnson9723 5 лет назад

N’t

@westindi6268 5 лет назад

PLEASEEEEE

@trailer-park-princess 5 лет назад

Sugar gay

@14GILBEM 5 лет назад

Definitely not the type of woman you should date, court or marry

@maeceyjade5974 5 лет назад

Kurtis said something and everybody clapped.

@JoeKammerExclusive 5 лет назад

An absolute madman we told him to say something and he actually did it the absolute caveman

@emeliaolson7124 5 лет назад

👏👏👏👏👏

@jiminiecrookedtooth2088 5 лет назад

This is real, I was the one who started clapping

@fabianatrindade56 5 лет назад

@Corey Buckner Man I had no idea he was this old

@fabianatrindade56 5 лет назад

@Corey Buckner Wait who's "CoLbain"

@makerofeditsmov 8 месяцев назад

The Google doc one is believable tho. I would know this because I did it with my friend in class a few times. It was a little annoying cause we would accidentally delete stuff while the other was typing but Y’know

@toastarkat 2 года назад

3:16 “I make spreadsheets with my bae“ I’m surprised he didn’t take the opportunity to add to that joke with an innuendo

@ok._.jayden 4 года назад

okay but i actually did talk to my girlfriend using google docs at school, since social media websites and other messaging apps were blocked

@kingayy9267 4 года назад

Nature .. finds a way

@stage4loser784 4 года назад

did everyone clap

@zariamonet7782 4 года назад

@@stage4loser784 yes, it's true, I was the hands.

@cecejosie 4 года назад

Simp

@vanillabatbones 4 года назад

Cece Josie bruh

@wlhannons9966 4 года назад

why is his pronunciation so accurate,,,lowkey sounds like a robot

@madelynvollmer8880 4 года назад

cuz canada

@user-ce1ns4xh9p 4 года назад

Bee•low•ing

@MellSayzHi 2 года назад

Omg like there was someone who made a joke in my intro to psyche class and the professor didn't hear it cause there was literally 100 of us in the class, so he, the student, made a joke about comedy being dead cause we all didn't hear and or laugh at his joke

@oliveoil8736 2 года назад

I haven't found a potato in a chip bag but I have found empty maltesers in a malteser bag. Like, just the chocolate coating. You can't tell until you bite into them. It's weird.

@kaylee_keen 4 года назад

Oen time⏰ i saw soumone geting mitterd🔪 and i yeled STOP🛑 and the mirterer🔪 stopped mirturing🔪 and evryoen starded claping👏 and im olny ate yrs old😁

@Ravertine 4 года назад

wow I loive tjpoc and ezu E moch loive

@macncheese3184 4 года назад

omG my mam wos thare too

@kaylee_keen 4 года назад

@@kentosxr2924 oeh mey goed im so sorey thet hapned to you

@iich.i2072 4 года назад

@@kentosxr2924 ph mg gad r u okei?? i wes wit mae dag det tiem.

@claraalexandrova9631 4 года назад

Kaylee Keen ATE YRS OLD BAHAHAHAHAH

@alexadrew8738 5 лет назад

i was watching this in math class while everyone else was taking a test, and my teacher saw me so he was like "hey u cant be watching youtube during a math test !" so he took my phone and looked at the screen. "wait, is that...kurtis conner ??!!" and i said "heck yea it is !!" and my teacher was like "nevermind, you can keep watching, and infact, i will give u a perfect score on ur test !" and then all my classmates started slow-clapping. edit: woah this got mad likes time to celebrate w some fekeking pizza rolls.

@msola5 5 лет назад

alexa drew it’s true I was the desk

@crazaronic9391 5 лет назад

alexa drew it’s true, I was the teacher

@AzykSteam 5 лет назад

It’s true, I was the teacher’s computer

@sofiaperri3143 5 лет назад

It's true, I was the phone

@veronika8853 5 лет назад

It’s true I was the chair

@axuwu6939 8 месяцев назад

I fully believe the google doc one, I did that throughout my whole childhood! It’s easy to pass it off as homework, and sometimes it was the only way to talk to friends who weren’t allowed to get discord, any kind of social media, or other chat apps. I guess we could have just emailed each other, but docs are more fun, and some parents read all their kid’s emails.

@xenosbreed 2 года назад

The Christmas ones freaking crack me up. No one cares, seriously no one cares if you say Merry Christmas. There are a dozen holidays at that time of year, but if you're so proud of not caring about other people, no one actually cares or is offended. They really think Christmas disappears when a Conservative isn't president.

@inimical_deity 2 года назад

did you two know arguing politics in damn RU-vid comments is retarded

@xenosbreed 2 года назад

@@inimical_deity Did you know discussing what you want is valid and sharing your experience relevant to the video is what the comments are for?

@yuhcailie7185 5 лет назад

I was watching this in class and my Bluetooth was on and connected to the entire PA for the school and Kurtis talking about wearing people’s skin started playing all over the school! We all stood up and put our hands over our hearts too like we were reciting the pledge, but it was with Kurtis video! Everyone clapped !!!!!

@dianabyam 5 лет назад

Hi cailie what's uP?

@mazzystars 5 лет назад

yo, ThaTS LiT mY GUy!

@vannesa8046 5 лет назад

Can confirm. I was the Bluetooth

@emilycardwell247 5 лет назад

But it was a slow clap

@yuhcailie7185 5 лет назад

Hi Diana

@noemic.8966 5 лет назад

My guilty pleasure is actually laughing at Kurtis' terrible dad jokes 😂😂

@keishawnamuhammad3391 4 года назад

I'm hip ... I got two of them

@turyabhatkar 4 года назад

669 likes-threes- Sorry

@cringemeister04 4 года назад

FaKe StOrY

@GwensFlixs Год назад

i think it’s cool how ppl still talk about scene kids! i’m a scene kid! the lie is so stupid

@cluehearts Год назад

tbh the alexa one could be true. sometimes we tell our alexa something in the kitchen and the one upstairs can hear us even if we arent that loud, its rlly annoying

@user-ss4pu2ns3d 5 лет назад

that extra greeting made my vision 20/20

@trippierainbow2061 5 лет назад

Bayleigh Christian that extra greeting make my heart go uwu and my vision clear again

@grace1742 5 лет назад

then everybody clapped

@dreamplanter 5 лет назад

That's not your vision, Kurtis' new camera just means he's finally in sharp focus

@emmacaden1260 5 лет назад

Imagine spending $910 on amazon alexas

@cassidy8548 5 лет назад

Emery Louise why did you count it softboy

@sunny-mg9ug 5 лет назад

Emery Louise 😂😂

@duchessfierygirl3341 5 лет назад

Lmao. Also Hello Levi

@lainersrr9416 5 лет назад

The normal Alexa’s cost $30

@emmacaden1260 5 лет назад

Bhadie Laine okay then...imagine spending $210 on alexas

@katatat2030 2 года назад

Some of these are definitely people lying about being people lying for likes. Especially the ones with obvious major spelling errors

@olivebrosnan4437 9 месяцев назад

I once went to see a theatre performance and then everyone clapped at the end

@sxm1356 3 года назад

no joke, when kurtis read the mo bamba tweet, my alexa picked it up and started playing it. then my whole street started clapping outside my house. but fr tho my alexa picked it up lmao

@materialgworl7530 2 года назад

Same haha

@frankoceanluvrrr 2 года назад

Wait really? The exact same thing happened to me a couple of days ago

@amandarockhold8390 2 года назад

i had text to speech on and it said this comment and my 29 alexas picked it up and the whole neighborhood started clapping and the mayor gave me a thumbs up and then i said we all have different tastes and my 2 year olds jaw dropped and recited the quadratic formula (even my 2 year old knows that) then she ran away in terror.