Lying on your Resumé is Easy 

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Its easy to lie on your resume but its hard to get them to believe it

As a Burundian and French gal, I can't express how much joy this skit brought to me. We're such a tiny nation, I'm used to the world's unawareness of our existence. I'm sending much love from Britanny! 😊

You could always email the CVs to employers. Also, always put silver medalist. They're even harder to trace, and it shows you have room for growth.

I had someone joke they were a male escort the other day - a mail escort … he’s a postman 😂

The thing is... The bit about how you need a job to get a job and nepotism is not wrong. Which makes the rest of it even funnier! Good job ;-)

I'd love to see your CV now. + Excels at pretending to be inanimate objects at a party + Made monastic chanting cool again + Never fails to make people laugh on a Thursday morning

I've never lied on my resume, so it always annoys me when I don't get a job. It's ridiculous to hear hiring managers explain why they don't want unemployed people. "We don't want someone desperate for a job. We want someone who doesn't need the job, but also won't leave our company." *Actual quote.* See a therapist if you want someone unavailable. 😒

Arms' exasperated voice of reason, Foil's unwavering confidence, and Hog's smooth slide in - it's better than some 30 minute sitcom episodes I've seen 😄

1:32 is legitimately what went on with a friend of mine in his old job as an Interpreter. They basically told him, a couple of months in, that it was pretty clear he'd lied about his qualifications but that he'd done enough learning on the job that he was pretty much qualified now, so they weren't firing him.

Hi Arms, this is just a thank you. No question just a thank you to you guys for being good people on the internet and spreading laughter. I and so many others really appreciate it. Never stop spreading joy it does wonders for the world and is so necessary ❤️

Funny thing about untraceable reference actually happened a lot in USA when circuit city or some other big chain shop closed and people put down positions from the place on their resume. There was physically no way to check it. People got away by using slightly higher paid jobs to boost theirs and no one could really do anything.

I mean the use of spare wallpaper to make the shirt is genius 😂

And again, you've made an equally absurd and relatable sketch, brilliant! I adore Foil's admiration for his steady hand, he's so focused!

"It just feels like work" Yes! I remember the last time I went looking for a job, I was spending my days looking at offers, finding about the company, writing a really good cover letter, etc. The amount of work was exhausting, and that's just to get a job 😱

Foil’s Monologue about job hunting and the unemployed >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Standing ovation because I felt so seen 😭

I was surprised Foil's character was putting a resume together in order to get a job, but he redeemed himself in the end....too much work to look for one. Great sketch!

That sudden stop in music as soon as Arms starts to talk is hilarious. Great job in the edit there 👌🏻

It's always good to see what the Squatters cast is doing

Whenever that shirt comes out, you know Arms is in for outrage and confusion.

Funnily enough, I know somebody who basically social engineered his way into a fantastically high paying financial services consulting job despite not even graduating from high school. He went to meetings where he was supposed to be the subject matter expert about some complicated banking problem that he'd never heard of and just BS'd his way through with lines like, "If you were in charge, what would you do first?" And it worked -- for a few years. One day he was called into his bosses office and threatened with immediate dismissal and jail time for falsifying his resume and qualifications. But he had never actually lied about any of his qualifications. His application said that he didn't have a college degree or even a high school diploma, but he had squeazled his way through the interview process with this wily ways and back slapping, so no one had ever actually looked at his application! He kept his job and retired a few years later, a multi-millionaire at like 35. So there you have it boys and girls: to get rich quick, be born in 1970, be a white guy, and make your money before automated job application processes are invented to filter out your application.

"If I could just go over your CV again, there are just a couple of details I'd like to clarify." "Of course. Ask away." "You say you've got degrees in science and architecture." "That's correct." "But your employment record seems to just be a list of acting credits." "That's right, yes." "'One billion-'" "*Over* one billion." "Over one billion views online, it says." "Yup. But I'm not a RU-vidr." "Yes, I rather got that. The 36pt bold italics made your point quite effectively." "If there's any other questions you've got..." "Well there was just one thing. I don't believe this. I'm concerned you've embellished your CV. Lied on it." "I guess I do produce a lot of content on You-" "I just don't believe you actually have a science degree."

Always loving Hog's voice acting. And love that he basically only uses two different ones here instead of six 🤣

"Annnddd that's time" was by far the BEST impression of a psychologist hahaha, nailed it!

The "business consultant" made me laugh. In Washington, DC, we have the "government contractor," which sounds just as vague!

Fahntastic Statistic - Week 95 In this spring, FAH averaged almost 1.3 million views per week on their RU-vid channel. There have been more views this season than any other since Autumn 2021. Speaking of seasons, maybe another interview with a season? 'An Interview with Winter' now has 439K views which is pretty avarage. So I think it's worth a shot lads!

Foil's character being called the "best corpse burner" 😂😂 Oh boy!!

I lied about my tech skills. Got the job and was congratulated on my tech skills. Worked there for 11 years and was never called out on it. Go Aragorn!

The ending where Aodhghán and Suits realise that actually looking for a job involves working at it 😂 Love to see Foil having fun with a tache again, he really does love them

Great video. And he is right. You ARE supposed to lie on your resume. If you tell the complete truth? You will probably lose out to someone who lied better than you did. Cheers. ✌️

The trick to plausibility is having a kernel of truth in there. See also the monologue about how you need a job to get a job.

Oh man, that ending 💀! After all that...he was just too lazy to bother. Loved it, guys! Hog's fake resume reference voices were hilarious, too. 🙌🤣

Foil's 'tache and smug grin makes this sketch perfect.

Yey it's Thursday again. Couldn't think of a better way to procrastinate. It really makes me happy to see how well the Squatters characters work in these shorter sketches. Loved it. Have a wonderful day!

You're the only ones that manage to make me laugh. I like the punchlines, it's clever and never offensive. A big thank you to you.

So what you're saying is you need 129k burner phones... I think we could do this.

_clay_ pigeon shooting and the delivery. My favourite line in the whole thing! 😂

As a business consultant, I can confirm that none of us know what our actual job description is

I've been watching them for years , they never cease to amaze do they.

You missed the obvious -- creative lying on your resume IS the qualification for United States Congressman from New York.

😂👏😂 With that look Aodhagán should have added Lion Tamer and 1970's adult movie star to his resumé, totally believable! 😜😂

"Aaaaaand, that's time". Perfect! Loved it all. Suits rolling in from the side, the timing, the expressions, the inspirational music....all perfect.

I expected him to be rejected for being overqualified. Or for using a reference they didn't like. They say there are two kinds of people in the world: Those who know how to do the job, and those who know how to get the job.

I really enjoyed this one! Loved Suits rolling in and all the accents especially! 😂 Really felt like Suits And Aodhagan were long term flatmates/friends and Chris has grown a bit of confidence (and character). Good for him. I'm enjoying seeing what the Squatters characters are growing into. A few truths in this one too about looking for a new job!

Chris is getting a real character development here, ever since he killed Olwyn 😂

Now I'm wondering about the state of Foil's CV. "It says here you can grow a moustache." "Yup 👆" "Sir that's clearly drawn on."

There are two types of people. The unemployed ones, and the ones who lied in their CVs

Meanwhile on Arms resume: It says baker and cook, how so? Arms: well i made mashed potatoes, croquettes, hashbrowns and wedges alot.

This is hilarious. However, I want to pick up on the résumé and work experience part. It is always a good idea to get work experience. There are a couple of ways to do this. Obviously, getting a job is one way, however you can get an internship (paid or unpaid), enroll in job shadowing, get a scholarship with responsibilities such as tutoring, enroll in an apprenticeship (where you work and get trained up). No, it isn't easy, but it is easier to do something when you are younger.

Hog is just on fire with the swift switches in accents and voices.. ❤ And the bgm to Aodhgan's monologues. You have outdone yourselves, lads.. This is awesome 👏👏👏

The sharpie porno-stache always kills me 🤣

Given the set and the situation you can't convince me this isn't a mini-episode of Squatters.

Every Thursday when you post a new and hilarious sketch, I check to see how many subscribers you now have. Won't be long before you top 1 million and the year's barely halfway through! You deserve 2 million easy.❤

We’re currently looking for new employees. So after having watched this sketch, tell me how shall I take ANY resumé seriously ever again??? Or any job interview in general, after having watched your job interview sketches… 😩 If I randomly burst out laughing in those job interviews next week, we all know who’s to blame.

The music playing over his speeches! 😂 I love how his enthusiasm fades as he realises that applying to jobs is a pain! Very realistic!

This is a brilliant sketch. Foil has done an amazing job of portraying the inner pain such people suffer from.

There's too few comments on Hog's character, I think. I loved it! The surprising entrance, the accents, the confidence... thumbs up!

Get to remember the fake five stars and reviews on your early posters😂

No face set to disappointment here because I booked my tickets for Hamburg ages ago 🥳 Very much looking forward to it already!

By step-son described himself as a "distribution executive in the information industry"; he loved that paper round!

It's amazing how putting a moustache on Foil instantly makes him look 300% more like a jerk.

This is so painfully hilariously accurate! How did you guys know this is exactly what i'm experiencing at the moment 😂 Every sketch absolute gold

Foil,Arms and Hog I got my work friend group addicted to your “With parents “ sketches! They bust a gut every time,keep’em coming!!

I lost it at the 6 burner phones 💀

I'm subbed to dozens of YT channels-but there's only one where I make sure to never miss the outro!

I lied on my first CV about my hobbies when I applied to join the Navy. I was only just out of school in the mid 90s. I put down "reading", but I hadn't read a book in years. And of course the guy asked me what the last book I read was, and I absolutely panicked and said "The Titanic"! Mind you, this was before the movie ever came out, so it probably didn't sound quite so ridiculous back then. So, the guy then asked me to describe the book, and I think I made up something similar to the movie, but with a murder mystery included. The fucker absolutely knew I was lying, and I knew that he knew because I'm a terrible liar, and he didn't stop; instead he asked me who wrote the book, and the only name I could think of was Maeve Binchy. So I said it. I cringed when I said it, and I think he smiled. And I'm surprised that he didn't burst out laughing. But somehow I still got to the next stage of the interview process.

All of your hair looks amazing, btw. AND fantastic skit, beautiful gentlemen!! xoxoxo

My daughter has a job interview this morning ... not sure if she lied on her resume but wish her luck!

Foil explaining why the system is rigged has the same energy as the kids arguing why they can't do the dishes.

The monologues!!! Way to tell truth in the blanket of a laughter fest. Great job, lads, great job...

Great use of Acting With Pen ✍🏻 Foil is getting his money’s worth out of that Masterclass

Love all the different voices from Hog! And many funny lines, too :D. Thank you!

I appreciate the A Song of Ice and Fire universe job. Aegon is indeed good at burning corpses.

It's a good thing this video showed up when it did. I just got rejected from four different jobs in the past month. Think I'm just going to lie like a MF on my next application... I don't understand the way certain hiring managers think. In 2019 I tried to apply for a librarian job, but they said they wanted someone with at least three years of experience... _in stacking books._ It's really hard. I'm an actor and I've auditioned for plays that were far easier to get into. I figure it's better to get a job with a resume full of lies than to have a true resume and no job. Sometimes you gotta play dirty to get ahead...

Business Consultant….I loved this part! Hahahahaha

0:54 I like how the "resume" is the script for their last video "Cheating vs Studying" 😄

Really thought iit would end with: Arms: did you get a job? Foil: No, they said I'm too over qualified

A woman worked as a Psychiatrist in the NHS in the UK for 20 years years before it was discovered she had faked her Medical qualifications, she had dropped out of Med School in New Zealand. She was also convicted of encouraging a patient to change their Will. She was jailed for 7 years.

Heads up everyone, I watched it and I think this video is a total scam. The only REAL way to lie is to have a massive grin on your face, keep looking at a camera you hid in plain sight, giggle away as the person questions you and at times, speak 3 octaves higher than you normally do. It's not easy though, only people who have been professional actors for like, 15 years can pull this sort of performance off... Regardless, I loved the video and I laughed so much and for that, I'm going to give it a 5 stars and share it with everyone I know 😂😂😂

Could be Should be Would be Was be😂😂 Couldn't be the only one hoping it went that way

Always love when these squatters characters come back.

"So you've decided to get a career?" ... love the third degree burns 🤣

But he did have work to put on his resume: Quality control of packaged meals; Personal care of aged couple (albeit deceased and absent); Funeral arranger and celebrant. Crematorium retort operator fits in the scope of this career too, so would not be questioned. I received an application for a librarian (mandatory university qualification) position in which the applicant said he wasn't a librarian and had not worked in a library, but he had studied in the library and observed the librarians, so he was confident that he could do the job.

Pretty sure this sketch quickly rose to the top of my favourites 😂😂 especially love Foil's character in this one!!

We are coming to see you in Hamburg! Can't wait! I don't understand why Arms was so negative - why wouldn't a company want someone to consult their business (that's what they do, right?), manage the office food and drinks and be ready to operate on broken bones? I think that combination makes absolute sense.

That St John's Ambulance joke was way too funny for me 😂 I am a member of it so it's hilarious to me.

Serious (but inconsequential) question time. If you had to give your job in a single word, and accept the misconceptions that come with that, what would you put? Comedian? Actor? Musician? Writer? Editor? What if whatever answer you gave, committed you to doing that job as people expect the job to be defined? (Ie comedian = stand-up, writer means novels.) I've wondered this for a while, seemed a good opportunity to ask.

Brilliant as always! Also kinda funny the guy's shirt matching the wallpaper

The whole "corpse burner" segment is an underrated moment

a bit of hard hitting truth in the middle there. I remember well applying to my first job and people there being surprised that I don't have 10 years of work experience yet...🙄 brilliant sketch about another serious topic, thank you!!!

Everyone always gather what an employer would think, what if you flip the situation and imagine what an employee might think of an employer during an interview. Apparently it slips everyone's judgement that it goes both ways and employers cheat too: 'Paid vacations? Sure. Health insurance? Goes without saying. Free meals? Yeah. Bonuses? Absolutely. Career perspectives? That's what we're known for!" And then you find yourself overworked & underpaid and lied to about every single one of the points and end up starting your own business.

When Arms said "you will not get a single job that way" and Foil replied "watch me", I thought it was gonna cut to him being hired as an actor 😂 But they're right, it's too much work! Coming from an actress 😝

This looks like old sitcom material! Great work!

Writing my CV today this was so helpful thank you

"You RAN AWAY!" "Yeah, because i wasn't QUALIFIED!" Brilliant!

You know who Suits reminds me of sometimes? John 😂

*Most underrated line* “What do you want me to put down? Drinking and pigeon shooting?” “Clay pigeon shooting” “Yeah or that?” 😂

Ahh, Foil don't give up so easily! Remember what they say - looking for a job is a job in itself! :))) Arms, don't discourage your friend from looking to change his life! :)) I think he's being quite serious about it!..

I would hire you in a second...laughing a lot is healthy so I could declare it to my insurance 😂

Maybe it’s me but Foil looks really cool in his late ‘60s Disco Icon Cosplay.