Möbius Bagels

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'Tis the season to cut bagels into interlocked halves!!
LEARN MORE:
George Hart's article: www.georgehart.com/bagel/bage...
George Hart's video: • Mathematically Correct...
Eugenia Cheng's video: • Möbius bagel
more about Möbius strips and tori: web1.kcn.jp/hp28ah77/us27f_mob...
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**CREDITS**
Hosted by
Michael Stevens
Edited by
Hannah Canetti
( / hannaynaycanaynay )
VFX by
Jack Merline
Music from AudioNetwork
(www.audionetwork.com)
**VSAUCE LINKS**
Vsauce1: / vsauce1
Vsauce2: / vsauce2
Vsauce3: / vsauce3

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@osjos2822 5 лет назад

Michael blink twice if you were held hostage since December.

@sirwatzhizface4430 5 лет назад

I... I don't think he blinked at all... Not even once...

@subpoena. 5 лет назад

Micheal: *Raises eyebrow* *vsauce music starts playing*

@jankkhvej434 5 лет назад

he blinked twice.

@toddhoward1498 5 лет назад

*Michael winks at you twice*

@Androidonator 5 лет назад

He blinked S.O.S you dumbass.

@nettle8605 5 лет назад

I’m no longer comfortable with Michael being in possession of knives.

@iij354 5 лет назад

When did you feel comfortable with him and knifes in the beginning?

@bigbrotheriswatching1190 5 лет назад

He’s kinda like link from GMM.

@rangerrick5660 5 лет назад

Its also nowhere near Christmas

@MrBunitj 5 лет назад

@Jason Goatcher Many Australians will often celebrate a "Christmas in July" more as an excuse to have 2 Christmases than any actual tradition.

@megakiller999 5 лет назад

@Jason Goatcher I remember having this revelation with an Australian I knew. For some reason... I always thought holidays were reversed in the souther hemisphere to match the seasons -_-....

@abbysehra1705 5 лет назад

Plot twist : All these Dong videos were shot at the same time and are being uploaded sequentially to cover up Michael's Disapperance.......

@Forester_Master 5 лет назад

Explains why he said christmas is around the corner

@abbysehra1705 5 лет назад

@@kausarmeutuwah8304 hasnt uploaded on vsauce channel for almost a year now so its a running joke. .....

@abbysehra1705 5 лет назад

@@kausarmeutuwah8304 that series is considered far inferior than his own independent videos thats why people keep taunting him about not making videos for his own channel anymore

@SerjBassist 5 лет назад

Except that it doesn't explain the beard growth... or maybe the beard is CGI

@SkyAce200 5 лет назад

Dong videos?? I think you mean D!NG... That's how this channel has always been called

@michaeljuliano8839 5 лет назад

“Here’s some footage that didn’t make it into the episode,” he says during the episode.

@hydrashade1851 4 года назад

he means the original episode.

@lancesfoodreviews423 4 года назад

Leaf The CatTail this is the original episode

@taylorwoolston8856 3 года назад

That was technically after the episode ended. The main part of it anyways.

@spaghetti4896 5 лет назад

This is what happens to you once you learn every fact

@akhmadkautsarak 5 лет назад

The All-Knowing Stevens

@natahndolar2142 5 лет назад

And learn 0 opinions

@BopLouie 4 года назад

You get caught in Christmas

@durdleduc8520 4 года назад

Michael has gotten so smart he has imploded.

@barbara-annemcgregor1769 4 года назад

Or is it?

@andrewchapman2039 5 лет назад

Some days I fear for Michael. Other days, I fear Michael.

@iamElectro 5 лет назад

Which one of those is it today?

@BroudbrunMusicMerge 5 лет назад

@@iamElectro Yes

@EtanChamare 5 лет назад

Today I fear Michael. He has become too powerful. No human should ever wield the power of a möbius bagel.

@marcelaoo 5 лет назад

Seen this one on another video of his

@H.Perevell 5 лет назад

There is no Some Days - It is always, for both

@plssushi 5 лет назад

“Hermione” - Michael Stevens, April (apparently December) 2019

@ShadunnaDrums 5 лет назад

The fact that they had to censor their name truly saddens me

@AliKhan-mg3mj 3 года назад

what name?

@eefee22 3 года назад

Ali Khan probably the channel name

@boilledwater_3306 3 года назад

what name? it was always called that. what are you talking about?

@wr.en. 3 года назад

It was called DONG before May last year. As an acronym for things you can Do Online Now Guys. Then they had to change the name to D!NG, because they feared demonetization. I'm not sure why though.

@gug4023 3 года назад

@o m 'We have always been at war with fortnite, Minecraft has always been our ally.'

@zachv7449 5 лет назад

Vsauce 2012: "What if every human on Earth jumped at once?" Vsauce 2019: "Thanks for _bageling_ ?"

@Zahlenteufel1 5 лет назад

More like: Vsauce 2012: "What if every human on Earth jumped at once?" Vsauce 2019: Micheal's DONG 2019: "Thanks for bageling ?"

@MarkerMurker 5 лет назад

@@Zahlenteufel1 Vsauce is the home of Mind Field now, that's when the normal videos stopped

@jacobcrawford208 5 лет назад

Vsauce 2010: Mario Farts!

@tuxrandom 5 лет назад

I guess that isolation chamber changed him.

@coryman125 5 лет назад

@@tuxrandom Between that and the ayahuasca, something drove him mad

@SilkWon 5 лет назад

Michael: Christmas is around the corner. me: **looks at the calendar** the calendar whispers: *he done it this time. he lost his mind.*

@phoenixclifford5763 5 лет назад

Christmas in July is right around the corner...

@BlissBatch 5 лет назад

I like that you had to check the calendar, just to make sure that YOU weren't the one who lost their mind.

@MerchManDan 5 лет назад

@@BlissBatch Since the calendar is whispering, we still can't be too sure about that.

@subh1 5 лет назад

The reason Christmas (Jesus Christ's birth) was started being celebrated in December is to match (or rather overshadow) the winter Pegan celebration of winter solstice when the later Romans tried to spread Christianity across Europe. However the "actual" day or month of the year that he was born is not known (Gregorian calendar was not a thing at that time). Guesses/estimates include October, July, September, May -- in fact any month can be equally likely. References: www.history.com/this-day-in-history/christ-is-born www.bbc.co.uk/guides/zwnsbk7 www.livescience.com/42976-when-was-jesus-born.html

@mclains8362 5 лет назад

r/iamverysmart

@luisbreva6122 5 лет назад

You guys dont get it. He is so overpowered he moves close to the speed of light, so our clocks run faster for him. Thats why he said christmas' around the corner,. He is just ahead of us.

@leo_roberta 5 лет назад

Michael: *sees Endgame* Michael: "mobius bagels"

@squakerboy4499 5 лет назад

I thought of this video when I saw end game haha

@SuperiorPotater 5 лет назад

I ate bagels mobius style before I saw endgame

@Husk-E23 4 года назад

Betadesk 23th???!?!?

@FoxbyPlays 4 года назад

Michael: reads stone ocean

@bardisaythen4392 4 года назад

@@FoxbyPlays Michael: So today on this Halloween special, I'm going to be inverting the gravitational pull of your blood

@thomasturner6980 5 лет назад

Vsauce 2013: where are your fingers? Vsauce 2019: makes bagels

@DarkTyyp 5 лет назад

Möbius hands in ma pants (・∀・)

@Sv7Fooster 5 лет назад

Not a fun video for red-green colorblindness.

@anothermediocreuser6422 5 лет назад

#hehe

@MrYourcoffin 5 лет назад

Its not vsauce. Its DONG

@WujaMikus 5 лет назад

I'm glad Michael has finally found his fingers

@thelegend8570 5 лет назад

next on Vsauce "how to cut a bagel into a 4 dimensional sphere"

@derykian6029 4 года назад

But a sphere is a 3-dimensional figure

@xdrago5602 4 года назад

@@derykian6029 gj nowj you've noticed there is a joke involved

@lvbboi9 4 года назад

@@derykian6029 o o f

@M4RC90 4 года назад

@@derykian6029 not if it's a 3-sphere, also known as glome

@derykian6029 4 года назад

@@xdrago5602 Not a great one

@BroccoliDog 5 лет назад

15:37: "Whoa, getting that knife pretty close to my hand!" 15:40: "Please, guys -- be careful." 15:41: *pokes himself in the hand*

@gabdlc_ 5 лет назад

This is how Tony Stark learned about the Möbius strip

@arxeha 5 лет назад

he learnt too much

@equaius893 4 года назад

vsauce vs. thanos

@blumkeet 3 года назад

We love you 3000

@alspezial2747 3 года назад

you have to intertwine the geroelongated pentagonal bipyramid into a 4 dimensional möbius strip to connect it with the hydrostatic fluxcompensator

@gubzs 5 лет назад

I felt like that laugh track was mocking the concept of humanity itself.

@senecagordon5472 5 лет назад

Same?

@aceman0000099 5 лет назад

Expect nothing less from vsauce [god?]

@isaacbair3417 5 лет назад

i was gonna like it but its at 666 likes and i dont wanna ruin that so just good comment ig

@Pllayer064 5 лет назад

_> concept of humanity_ ????

@aceman0000099 5 лет назад

@@Pllayer064 we live in a humanity

@metalmagerin3 5 лет назад

This man is getting 4th Dimensional laughs for a bay-gull dad joke. I remember why I subscribed.

@urboihaz 5 лет назад

I seed what u did there

@The.RandomTube 18 дней назад

😂😂

@Perseagatuna 2 года назад

Morbius Bagels

@estebandelafp 5 лет назад

This is ilterally Michael doing the same experiment several times with paper, then strings and finally a damn bagel. But I freaking love it. 10/10

@ViviMagri Год назад

it's very didactic. The progression helps us understand. If he started directly on the bagel, I wouldn't have followed so well what was going on

@MrCubFan415 5 лет назад

“Christmas time is right around the corner” Calendar: “Are you sure about that?”

@DarkTyyp 5 лет назад

Now, don't get your nips all tied in a knot now. ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ

@emanuelcamacho1809 5 лет назад

i think the room experiment he did years ago is kicking in

@RobertJHamilton 5 лет назад

Watch this in December and it will make more sense!

@louisng114 5 лет назад

It depends on how big the corner is.

@Scanlaid 5 лет назад

payrim Yup I'm not sure how many layers of post-ironic mr stevens has gotten to now. But he's a bona-fide dong brain

@therandombros300 5 лет назад

Michael: Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Me: If they flew over the bay they'd be bagels. Michael: Pringles

@ymj4256 5 лет назад

Good one

@gerbilpmc 5 лет назад

_hysterical laughter_

@MrKross-tc9yy 5 лет назад

@@gerbilpmc _hysterical slaughter_

@ActionJackson669 2 года назад

Both were very quality, and I didn't see either one coming. Even if "Bagels" was fairly obvious, I had never heard that one before. Literally the first time, so both of them hit different

@cdaaat6036 Год назад

@@MrKross-tc9yy comment award winner

@Leftismforever69 4 года назад

When you live as Michael Stevens, the concept of time has no bearing in your reality. For Michael, Christmas is both infinitely far away, and infinitely close- dancing as far and as near as his whim commands. One does not comprehend Michael Stevens. One only can fear him.

@Eli_eh 2 года назад

m- mo- m-... mörbius bagels...

@Obiika 5 лет назад

"Christmas time is right around the corner" Me, eating Easter chocolate : ... what?

@MerchManDan 5 лет назад

You can get Easter chocolate around Christmas time. Just gotta go to the right discount grocery stores. ....don't look at me like that. I JUST LIKE CHEAP CHOCOLATE OKAY

@trilliasf 5 лет назад

MerchMan Dan *>___>*

@viviangalleher124 5 лет назад

MerchMan Dan we celebrated Easter the day after because every thing is half off.

@king_noah_2692 5 лет назад

@@viviangalleher124 Yes, because the point of celebrating Easter is to get candy, and not to worship the risen savior, Jesus Christ.

@sturmifan 5 лет назад

@@king_noah_2692 yeah no nobody worships cheesus anyways. the real god is michael Stevens

@janikarkkainen3904 5 лет назад

I love how Michael has slowly but steadily gone insane

@harrybalszak7526 5 лет назад

Jani Kärkkäinen lmfao

@bluemountain8110 5 лет назад

Definitely

@Niritus 5 лет назад

If you turn on subtitles, there is a whole different video going on!

@dannymarie 5 лет назад

It's almost like a bad commentary

@SimonDMC 5 лет назад

That's a bit of delay

@stephanodennielpineda6414 5 лет назад

That's what I was gonna comment

@joncostello8404 5 лет назад

I thought I was losing my mind

@james4thedoctor482 4 года назад

@Milk_Drinker420 Год назад

Morbius bagel

@Zayats_MW 5 лет назад

Nobody: Michael Stevens on 23rd of April: "Christmas is right around the corner" *He's too powerful*

@altogumanator3000 5 лет назад

I legit just accepted it as an old video, didn't realize how recent it is

@gats1788 5 лет назад

@@altogumanator3000 haha same

@ayush.kumar.13907 5 лет назад

yeah, its just around the corner. Its just that the corner is on the other side of east coast to west coast highway.

@godlyvex5543 5 лет назад

I would not be surprised if he scientifically proved that christmas was actually around the corner

@thesauciestboss4039 5 лет назад

Southern Hemisphere

@JoakimKanon 5 лет назад

I feel that we are just a couple of videos away from Michael scribble equations on the wall shouting ”Can’t you see it?! Can’t you see it?!” 😅

@Sami-rj2lf Год назад

It's morbin' time

@laradimello5791 5 лет назад

watching a middle age man loses his mind over a bagel wearing a christmas outfit in april surely was not how I planned to spend my day but I'm enjoying it

@Leeqzombie 5 лет назад

If you like this kind of madness you need to watch the klein bottle guy on Numberphile

@laradimello5791 5 лет назад

@@Leeqzombie I've watched him, he's my favourite kind of mad man

@FluffyFluffles 5 лет назад

Odd, this is exactly what I was expecting when I woke up this morning.

@badescuandrei6766 5 лет назад

Not the hero we wanted, but the hero we needed

@shanedonahoo7704 5 лет назад

I’m really diggin’ this “Christmas in April” vibe.

@camelopardalis84 5 лет назад

I wonder if you know about "Halloween in January" or not.

@iCore7Gaming 5 лет назад

Yeah I don't get it

@camelopardalis84 5 лет назад

@@iCore7Gaming OP's comment, mine, or the original thing in the video?

@iCore7Gaming 5 лет назад

@@camelopardalis84 I don't get this Christmas thing lmao

@FlorissMusic 5 лет назад

DanDeMan its a joke, its obviously not Christmas. He evens says dumb, obviously not true thing like: “Christmas means things like Santy claus and seagulls!”. That’s the joke

@aceof_swordz 2 года назад

its morbius bagles

@manucuello 2 года назад

Its Möbin' time

@elijahayers2429 5 лет назад

Michael: Christmas is right around the corner! Me: *Checks upload date to make sure I'm not crazy*

@sturmifan 5 лет назад

i didnt even question this

@lucassmith1697 5 лет назад

Or to make sure he's not crazy.

@jasper2469 4 года назад

Or aren't you?

@cubedude8690 4 года назад

Hello guy with a N64 logo as pp

@nothingtosee8019 4 года назад

funny enough when it hit my recommended videos...

@p1nstark 5 лет назад

I can imagine Michael buying christmas supplies in the middle of April

@raidedsalt7110 5 лет назад

And easter supplies in november

@lvbboi9 4 года назад

@@raidedsalt7110 _this is too much power for one man_

@raidedsalt7110 4 года назад

@@lvbboi9 who said he was one man

@lvbboi9 4 года назад

@@raidedsalt7110 _o h f u c k_

@p1ss.official 4 года назад

@@raidedsalt7110 and Halloween supplies in February

@Stetofire 5 лет назад

Those red and green papers are not different enough for my colourblind eyes. RIP

@nakedsquirtle 5 лет назад

Same, was really difficult trying to tell the difference at times.

@williamromero-auila7129 3 года назад

Christmas must be tough :(

@jan_sipiki 3 года назад

rip

@Mister_Sun. Год назад

i like when he said it's bagel time and then proceeded bagel everywhere

@zinedinezidane8398 5 лет назад

why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? To get to the same side

@Dougiewoof 5 лет назад

Lol

@cmen6895 5 лет назад

Lol

@nabhchandra_ 5 лет назад

Lol

@charlespeugeot3830 5 лет назад

Lol

@rashidarashi5133 5 лет назад

Lol

@senyksia 5 лет назад

It took me until the end of the video to realise it was april

@trollshamanpwnage 5 лет назад

dude, we could probably cut you in to a mobius donut.

@spaghetti2201 5 лет назад

It’s time for the gulag

@sturmifan 5 лет назад

it took me all the comments to realize that

@petra_png 5 лет назад

Dude... You have my pixel art as your profile pic. I drew that donut. This is blowing my mind rn.

@kianh.317 Год назад

It’s Möbin’ time

@raquelsanchez4129 Год назад

Morbius bagle

@minegamer5680 5 лет назад

Calender: **Exist* Michael: Im about to destroy this man whole career

@matthenry2564 5 лет назад

Meme: Exists RU-vid commenters: I'm about to destroy this man's whole career

@rayyismurad6933 5 лет назад

yea

@inflammatorycommentswithno2407 5 лет назад

quoted it wrong but ok

@morganminecraftlegion9101 5 лет назад

It's more like the calender's going to destroy Michael's career.

@suponjiboboru21 5 лет назад

Hotel? Trivago

@superfishman3243 5 лет назад

For me, this is proof that we are living in a simulation.

@user-je2yx4hm7h 5 лет назад

Superfishman 32 we need to write a book “bagels to prove solipsism”

@redsalmon9966 5 лет назад

Yeah... ikr Michael is too sexy to be real

@tingaling77 5 лет назад

If we are in a simulatuon, mine must be glitched

@TheEmoCat Год назад

michael stevens möbius bagel michael morbius bagels

@Rufal Год назад

mörbius bagels

@TheOfficialCzex 5 лет назад

No one: Michael in the middle of the night: 𝕄ö𝕓𝕚𝕦𝕤 𝔹𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕤

@LoopZoopler 5 лет назад

What is that fon-witchery??

@smivan. 5 лет назад

Hello, I think you dropped this: 𝕠̈

@Assault_Butter_Knife 5 лет назад

No one: Michael in the middle of April: Merry Christmas!

@azbyn692 5 лет назад

@@LoopZoopler It's called "Blackboard bold", here's the wikipedia page: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackboard_bold

@justsomeguy_yt3425 5 лет назад

Assault butter knife with tactical grip I didn’t even think about that

@vladdythebear5872 5 лет назад

From that intro, im pretty sure Michael just runs this channel on his own and he's schizophrenic

@Zayats_MW 5 лет назад

VladdyTheBear He 100% does. He's just insane

@fulcrum2951 5 лет назад

Insanely informational

@senecagordon5472 5 лет назад

He is Jake

@AverageAnnusEnthusiast 5 лет назад

@@senecagordon5472 and kevin

@mazzeyy 10 месяцев назад

hermoine

@gametheory3458 5 лет назад

I love how the last laugh track was the same one layered over itself several times.

@macminator3000 2 года назад

0:54 PLEASE I CAN'T BRETAHE

@_Onlime 5 лет назад

I feel like we are getting an Easter video in December

@marcelaoo 5 лет назад

Eat.

@nocereal775 5 лет назад

Makre did he forget the sauce password?

@Bockerson 5 лет назад

Please Michael I have a big meeting tomorrow and I need an interlocked bagel that's cut into two pieces for breakfast.

@GaminGuy_ 5 лет назад

Makre *pbuttword

@DarkTyyp 5 лет назад

I think we have to give up hope at this point.

@krukk9095 5 лет назад

This is epic

@Canyon_Lark 4 года назад

10:43 imagining Michael on a regular day cutting his bagel “normally” as he rotates the knife all the way around it

@Event_Horizon117 Год назад

MORBIUS BAGELS

@MrBlitzpunk 5 лет назад

2014: professional educator 2019: meme machine

@garrettwallace1302 5 лет назад

Meme👏🏻review 👏🏻

@elanim2378 5 лет назад

memechine

@danielruzsik6440 5 лет назад

h ö ö p s

@drmontorsi7498 5 лет назад

vSauce Michael: What will we miss? DONG Michael: *draws on bread*

@RaynbowDeath 5 лет назад

I literally just watched this after watching "What will we miss"

@BartholemewFitzgeraldThe4th Год назад

I loved the part where he said “It’s Möbin’ time” and then möbed all over those guys

@dummkopff2355 Год назад

Morbing time

@murphywynkoop9970 5 лет назад

As a professional baker, I'm horrified. As a long-time vsauce fan, I love it and I want more.

@tmpecho 5 лет назад

yes

@PickledPear 5 лет назад

Could you please explain why are horrified? I'm intrigued

@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 5 лет назад

Everybody gangsta till the bagel only has 1 side.

@ClaneEso 5 лет назад

Dagan Ward The bagel already had one side in the first place lmao it's a donut shape lmao. One side lmao.

@le1323 5 лет назад

@@ClaneEso lmao lmao

@HalfdeadRider 5 лет назад

@@le1323 lmao lmao lmao lmao

@kasriouiyassir 5 лет назад

@@HalfdeadRider lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

@moonlight_5836 5 лет назад

Oya oya oya

@CarusoDiplomat 5 лет назад

So basically he predicted the plot of endgame

@justinR8986 5 лет назад

How

@smam741 5 лет назад

Why'd you spoil it?

@rays5163 5 лет назад

Not much of a spoiler really, we all know the avengers were in the New York area so them stopping to eat some bagels was inevitable really

@bughead5615 5 лет назад

@Young Feather 😂😂😂

@iseedamoon2756 3 года назад

It was.. inevitable....

@SirLiamTheGreat Год назад

IM GONNA MORB

@goofyahhuncleproductions42069 5 лет назад

Micheal is literally spiraling into insanity... each time his beard grows a centimeter he gets more insane

@LiamLimeLarm 5 лет назад

@DonBjorno 5 лет назад

@fulcrum2951 5 лет назад

@MerchManDan 5 лет назад

:-?

@danielmorinigo3262 5 лет назад

:( )

@justynpryce 5 лет назад

No one: Michael: MUGGLES! QUIDDITCH! HER-MIO-NIE! Everyone: *Distorted laughter*

@rejectrealism 5 лет назад

And then everyone claped.

@lichtishlogistics 5 лет назад

I love that robotic laugh track

@mango_tgo8361 5 лет назад

*big bang theory intensifies*

@Leo-nz4nf 5 лет назад

bazinga

@FlorissMusic 5 лет назад

Boopbongo

@necrozma4029 3 года назад

1:53 Pucci explaining his strategy

@omnom8378 3 года назад

I love how all the sound effects are stacked on top of each other

@KelticWarrior999 5 лет назад

This man is slowly losing whatever sanity remains within him and I love watching it unfold.

@LyndonWoytuck 5 лет назад

Just like a mobius bagel... coincidence?

@KelticWarrior999 5 лет назад

I think not!

@coyotedomino 5 лет назад

You schadenfreude...

@tonalddrump255 5 лет назад

Michael, please, the kids haven't eaten for three days.

@pranjalvats3787 5 лет назад

Pister Mresident, what do you mean?

@tomaskaila 5 лет назад

He means that Timmy is starving and Hannah is having a tanic appack because of it. Please give beagle

@tajhaybanks8656 5 лет назад

@@tomaskaila tanik appack

@feelreality1273 5 лет назад

Im ded😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@tjcraft7233 5 лет назад

@@feelreality1273 how can you write this comment then ? I don't get it ... =o

@natahndolar2142 5 лет назад

Michael: CHRISTMAS IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER! Me: that must be a big corner

@arq2565 2 года назад

ITS MORBIN TIME

@paraparap6143 5 лет назад

GOD DAMNIT IM ON RU-vid FOR 15 MINUTES AND ITS ALREADY CHRISTMAS

@spaghetti2201 5 лет назад

Next time on DONG “Join Michael as he slowly descents into madness”

@Krong 5 лет назад

*D!NG That's how it's always been ;)

@yourlordandsaviouryeesusbe2998 5 лет назад

It's *D!NG* , you plebian!

@mickrobertson7782 5 лет назад

Slowly?

@firefish111 5 лет назад

Next time on DONG: *Michael descends into madness by changing DONG to D!NG.* Dang.

@beaustanton5286 5 лет назад

John Stevonson what do you mean CHANGING, it’s always been D!NG

@ChickentNug 5 лет назад

"Christmas time is right around the corner" *published on April 23, 2019*

@Dugi29 Год назад

it's Möbin' time

@gilberthjimenez431 5 лет назад

Me: Michael, let me sleep, please Michael: But what is sleep? * vsause music starts playing *

@284JBr 5 лет назад

People need to sleep... Or do they?

@vgamerul4617 5 лет назад

@@284JBr *Instrumental moon men while I'm naked plays*

@scotty9173 5 лет назад

"Christmas is right around the corner!" April: Am I a joke to you?

@grovemeister04 5 лет назад

No it's a fool's day to you

@SlavJerry Год назад

it's möbin time

@cyanimation1605 Год назад

it's mobin' time

@gavtv6541 5 лет назад

"Christmas is right around the corner" Me: **checks date** He's finally lost it...

@lamarvfx_ 4 года назад

300th like

@threestripes7774 5 лет назад

Micheals finally went full bearded mad genius, it’s only a matter of time before he flees to the woods and starts building (redacted)

@lucaspalladinogonzalez9596 5 лет назад

He is going to become primitive technology but he ll build everything out of beagles

@toolazytochange5045 5 лет назад

@@lucaspalladinogonzalez9596 ah yes, *_beagles_* are very sturdy building materials.

@deadlywafflez2131 5 лет назад

Ha ha ha thats so [DATA EXPUNGED]

@LucidFL 5 лет назад

its MICHAEL not MICHEAL

@Androidonator 5 лет назад

SCP-BAGEL is bagel but not a bagel.

@vladnightmare 2 года назад

No way he predicted Morbius

@justrotate 5 лет назад

I watched this 2 days ago, and now I'm starting to believe Michael unlocked time travel... 👀

@TheCoroboCorner 5 лет назад

“Christmas is coming soon.” -Micheal Stevens, the smartest person in the galaxy *6 1/2 months away from Christmas

@aurumaii5632 5 лет назад

Mani cmodrr

@luciboye5585 5 лет назад

My guy, your comment makes my brian hurt.

@j.staleygalan222 5 лет назад

You spelled "universe" wrong

@saali6860 5 лет назад

If you look at it from another perspective, Christmas is only 5 and a half month away.

@fantasyhaven3900 5 лет назад

Christmas can be whenever Michael want's them to be :D.

@SupaPLAi 5 лет назад

I spent 20 minutes watching a man cut a bagel. I've never even eaten a bagel in my life

@wolowolowolowolowolowolowo2417 5 лет назад

Me neither

@OmarBKar-sw1ij 5 лет назад

Donuts are better anyways

@Wasoney 5 лет назад

Same, here in Chile bagels are just not a thing

@lactarius7781 5 лет назад

I've never even seen a bagel lmao

@nopenope1305 5 лет назад

Same

@mariAAAAAA_r 3 года назад

01:07 "and I love you, random citizen!"

@Wiosidkdododdd 2 года назад

LOVE YOU METRO MAN!

@hafda010 4 года назад

45% of comments: (something about endgame) 55% of comments: (something about the date) Just 1 comment: (This one)

@averagejoe6031 3 года назад

That’s deep

@shardulparthasarathy6661 3 года назад

That's saying that there are only 20 comments total

@vxzackxv632 5 лет назад

Michael: "Christmas time is right around the corner" Calendar: *Am* *I* *a* *joke* *to* *you?*

@ckv954 5 лет назад

Squidward: Who would want a möbius bagel at 2:00 am? Michael: øh BŌŸ 2:o0 ÅM!!

@icehGG 5 лет назад

i watch this at 1:50 am thanks for reminding me

@vedvod 5 лет назад

3am at the Krusty krab

@OvenproofMeteor 5 лет назад

Day 4,236; Michael's cutting bagels in a room with only himself, some bagels and a camera, and he's pretending people are laughing at his jokes.

@tomislavnikolic5778 4 года назад

*Has to flip the knife to make a mobius bagel* Micheal: I'm limited by the technology of my time

@PunkBrian 5 лет назад

I think Michael doesn’t upload videos on vsauce is because he has networks that cut his ad rev on vsauce. And I think he’s waiting for his contract to end. After what happened to smosh you can tell the networks are terrible and they literally take over your channel.

@secondpsycho6577 5 лет назад

I heard it was because he lost his password.

@MarkerMurker 5 лет назад

He still uploads Mind Field

@staggeredgore9910 5 лет назад

good thinking

@servancastillo986 5 лет назад

def what i think it is too

@finnthefrog4354 5 лет назад

He also said on the create unknown that people hold him to too high a standard and he feels bad if its not perfect, I think on Episode 6 it was

@AndrewFRC135 5 лет назад

Mobius Bagel at 12:30 AM? Count me in!

@rossgregory1791 5 лет назад

I raise you to a Mobius bagel at 1:54 AM

@chrisprilloisebola 5 лет назад

Nah 5 am better

@the_phantom_cat7912 5 лет назад

@@rossgregory1791 how about 2:30 am?

@quon9855 5 лет назад

12.04 my dude

@tajhaybanks8656 5 лет назад

7 26

@just_a_dude75 Год назад

Mörbius bagels

@itschagie9377 5 лет назад

Michael: We're gonna cut this bagel the mobius way Drew Gooden: I'ma end this man's whole career

@hafidh23 5 лет назад

Guys, I think Michael figured out the key to time heist

@AishaKhan-bp1pe 5 лет назад

Muhammad Hafidh i was looking for an endgame joke

@trashbin9285 5 лет назад

I love this 3000

@oscardobbins1556 5 лет назад

Trash Bin your my hero

@dokidoki6927 5 лет назад

Trash Bin *t o o s o o n*

@AliHamza-bz4ud 5 лет назад

You know the jokes are good when you put the laughing sound in the background in *2019*

@jasey5502 5 лет назад

ROASTING GAME it’s so obviously ironic

@pedroocm 5 лет назад

@@jasey5502 Ikr, how did this guy get so many likes?

@rajeswarbanerjee2578 4 года назад

Subtitles match for few minutes in the beginning. Then it seems to gradually go out of sync. But it is actually very tactfully replaced with the subtitles of a similar video eventually. The other video is regarding Möbius strips too, from the channel named Vsauce. May be they were too lazy or something, I don't know, they have used the subtitles of the common part from the older one. Once the common part (involving paper strips to explain Möbius strips) is over, i.e. 9:28 onwards, subtitles become original again.