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Inspired by • VSauce but out of context
Full playlist of my Vsauce but out of context videos: • Vsauce but out of context
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For another educator but out of context, I made a video of Tom Scott! • Tom Scott but out of c...
Captions made by / @ikkuhishikawa7982
All clips used:
0:00: • Homonyms
0:03 • Who Old Are You? -- DONG
0:18 • Romantic Gifts
0:48 • Is The 5-Second Rule T... &t=2
0:50 • Is Cereal Soup? &t=171
0:54 • Why Do We Wear Clothes? &t=44
0:56 • Spinning &t=0
1:02 • Which Way Is Down? &t=816
1:14 • Romantic Gifts &t=244
1:16 • Homonyms &t=320
1:21 • Romantic Gifts &t=136
1:22 • ♪ Move with Michael! ♫ &t=264
1:29 • Which Way Is Down? &t=178
1:32 • What Does Human Taste ...
1:35 • What is Déjà vu? &t=39
1:39 • Is Cereal Soup? &t=2
1:54 • Is Anything Real?
1:59 • How Many Calories are ...
2:02 • Spooky Coincidences?
2:13 • Juvenoia
2:21 • Turn Music into Shapes! &t=243
2:24 • Guns in Space &t=182
2:32 • Why Do We Have Two Nos... &t=280
2:34 • The Largest Number on ...
2:40 • Can You Draw A Perfect...
3:05 • Why Do We Wear Clothes?
3:08 • Is The 5-Second Rule T... &t=23
3:11 • How Much Does a Shadow...
3:16 • Which Way Is Down? &t=519
3:22 • Is Cereal Soup? &t=57
3:27 • Slowest Progress Bars ...
3:34 • Is Cereal Soup? &t=248
3:46 • Misnomers &t=134
3:52 • Guns in Space &t=2
3:56 • Genaille-Lucas Rulers
3:59 • m͏̺͓̲̥̪í͇͔̠ś̷͎̹̲̻̻̘̝... t=549
4:17 • Why Do We Have Two Nos... &t=94
4:20 • Do You Know How Long A...
4:24 • Some Surprising Things
4:28 • How Much of the Earth ...
4:42 • How Much of the Earth ... &t=38
4:44 • How Much of the Earth ... &t=243
4:45 • Am I Wasting my Time? &t=288
4:53 • What's Your Worth? &t=101
4:55 • SCIENCE! What is the R... &t=49
5:01 • The Napkin Ring Problem &t=92
5:03 • π Tape &t=4
5:10 • Cook Your Meat Online!
5:31 • The Science of Awkward... &t=4
5:33 • The Moon Terminator Il...
5:38 • Is It Okay to Touch Mars? &t=338
5:44 • Where Do Deleted Files...
5:49 • The Moon Terminator Il... &t=168
5:50 • Who Old Are You? -- DONG &t=83
6:01 • SCIENCE! What is the R... &t=8
6:04 • Where Is This Video?
6:07 • Are You Observant?
6:14 • How Many Calories are ... &t=5
6:15 • Who Old Are You? -- DONG &t=253
6:18 • SOUNDS. &t=359
6:21 • Turn Music into Shapes!
6:33 • Why Is Your BOTTOM in ... &t=293
6:34 • ♪ Move with Michael! ♫ &t=244
6:36 • Terrifying Websites &t=10
6:39 • Is Earth Actually Flat? &t=352
6:54 • The Deepest Site On Th...
7:04 • Slowest Progress Bars ... &t=298
7:08 • Spinning &t=140
7:09 • Would You Let Him In? &t=238
7:14 • Cook Your Meat Online! &t=28
7:20 • Why Are Things Creepy?
7:31 • How Far Away Is Androm...
7:33 • The Science of Awkward... &t=15
7:41 • The Largest Number on ... &t=300
7:46 • Wanna Play The Knife G...
7:57 • The Largest Number on ... &t=190
7:58 • Misnomers &t=46
8:01 • Why Is Your BOTTOM in ... &t=587
8:07 • Who Old Are You? -- DONG &t=226
8:18 • The Largest Number on ... &t=13
8:20 • ♪ Move with Michael! ♫
8:23 • Some Surprising Things &t=311
8:24 • The Brachistochrone
8:30 • Fixed Points
8:35 • Planetary Densities...... &t=198
8:46 • Names &t=445
8:59 • Fixed Points &t=896
9:02 • Misnomers &t=2
9:05 • SOUNDS. &t=297
9:11 • What Is The Greatest H... &t=17
9:12 • Bring In The Cats!
9:21 • Terrifying Websites &t=2
9:27 • Can You Recognize This...
9:24 • Lightbulbs, Multiplica...
9:40 • Why Are We Ticklish? W... &t=198

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@doggo8373
@doggo8373 6 лет назад
You should make 10 Uncomfortable Silent Minutes of Vsauce where you literally just put weird random clips of Vsauce when he isn't talking
@DataExpungedNull
@DataExpungedNull 6 лет назад
yes
@shikikan482
@shikikan482 6 лет назад
Silas Laspada Yes
@mirmalchik
@mirmalchik 6 лет назад
Taha Serdar Arli YES
@colbancassian127
@colbancassian127 6 лет назад
yes
@DataExpungedNull
@DataExpungedNull 6 лет назад
Would 5 minutes be fine? I'm running out of clips fast and I don't want to bore you guys switching clips every 2 seconds
@lieden9822
@lieden9822 5 лет назад
"I can't marry all of you" *Suicide Rate increased to 100%*
@mevinkalone4277
@mevinkalone4277 5 лет назад
Exact opposite
@venom_waz
@venom_waz 5 лет назад
99.9999999999999999%*
@modernfckinman
@modernfckinman 5 лет назад
Obi Wan Kenobi woah man youre cool
@LocustxXxLocust
@LocustxXxLocust 5 лет назад
Since suicide rates are only around 10% of deaths, I think. That would be an acceptable loss.
@shurikenwarrior13
@shurikenwarrior13 5 лет назад
99.99999% cuz someone would marry him
@erlgotskillson_the_keys9096
@erlgotskillson_the_keys9096 4 года назад
4:52 They always say “hey vsauce” but they never ask “How’s vsauce”
@dakuwolfie103
@dakuwolfie103 4 года назад
Lmao underrated
@shapman280
@shapman280 4 года назад
Or what is vsauce
@user-mj7zz6po7r
@user-mj7zz6po7r 4 года назад
F in the chat for Michael
@frostyzusion3578
@frostyzusion3578 4 года назад
Or who's Vsauce...
@shapman280
@shapman280 4 года назад
Or why is vsauce
@HTT_Vocalist
@HTT_Vocalist 11 месяцев назад
"Use kids to commit your crimes" That's the most out of context Michael can get without even trying
@thememer4071
@thememer4071 8 месяцев назад
What was the context for this
@HTT_Vocalist
@HTT_Vocalist 8 месяцев назад
@@thememer4071 he said that kids or have less waxy oils on their hands that'll make fingerprints on the surfaces they've touched disappear quicker than teens and adults, which leads him to say that
@rfichokeofdestiny
@rfichokeofdestiny 8 месяцев назад
It’s also a good idea. A _very_ good idea. Excuse me, I have some business to attend to.
@billysmith7791
@billysmith7791 7 месяцев назад
Using kids for my crimes worked for me. So it’s true
@bxnkaii
@bxnkaii 7 месяцев назад
1:59
@noalowenstein6741
@noalowenstein6741 Год назад
he seems like the kind of guy who's either the nicest person you've ever met or will get 12 life sentences for eating his wife
@melonneleh
@melonneleh 6 месяцев назад
🤣🤣🤣
@itrashcant7947
@itrashcant7947 5 месяцев назад
Why not both?
@TomfooleryOfTheTrolls
@TomfooleryOfTheTrolls 2 месяца назад
He smoked everything possible
@Fizjow
@Fizjow Месяц назад
He 100% is both
@thethinker2372
@thethinker2372 5 лет назад
1:53 hey vsauce! Michael here, where are your fingers?.... *_USE KIDS TO COMMIT CRIMES_*
@pwrocks5648
@pwrocks5648 4 года назад
Obviously he demonstrated the efficiency of using children to commit crimes by hiring them to steal your fingers.
@7_ajinkya
@7_ajinkya 4 года назад
😂😂😂
@mexops7528
@mexops7528 4 года назад
How else would you commit crimes
@novadi.
@novadi. 4 года назад
Sounds like an advertisement
@MaybeSharks
@MaybeSharks Месяц назад
Use kid named finger to commit crimes!
@sarcastictrash16
@sarcastictrash16 5 лет назад
Vsauce trying to human for 10 minutes straight
@acidwizzardbastard
@acidwizzardbastard 5 лет назад
He's the only true human. We're all just abstractions of Lord Michael's mind.
@noahhayes7041
@noahhayes7041 5 лет назад
It is weird because he is not a human but a god
@datoneguy2361
@datoneguy2361 5 лет назад
We have a great god he compliments our butts and smacks metal balls
@CC.07
@CC.07 5 лет назад
1:21
@Clairefairy
@Clairefairy 5 лет назад
Is he even trying
@LoveMyZJ
@LoveMyZJ 11 месяцев назад
I held it together pretty well until 9:26...something about Michael slowly approaching, coming to a stop, and matter-of-factly saying "The sun" just got me
@fortisetlenisstudios3352
@fortisetlenisstudios3352 День назад
_"B O D Y!"_
@deomni6578
@deomni6578 8 месяцев назад
8:33 the way he just TRANSITIONS into sitting like that is amazing
@Warri0rLink
@Warri0rLink 4 года назад
3:56 5-year-old me introducing myself to a neighbor kid.
@polszczyzna2771
@polszczyzna2771 4 года назад
Lol
@levantinedoomer2317
@levantinedoomer2317 4 года назад
Hahahahahahahahhahahaha That's so me LMFAO
@zanara1871
@zanara1871 4 года назад
@@levantinedoomer2317 Fake
@fleshinragz
@fleshinragz 4 года назад
funny, laughed.
@tardisandtank697
@tardisandtank697 4 года назад
but what about 2:36 ;;
@woah6764
@woah6764 3 года назад
This man is simultaneously the cool dad, the youngest sibling, and the family dog all at once.
@ShirakamiHaru
@ShirakamiHaru 2 года назад
R/rareinsults
@cuboembaralhado8294
@cuboembaralhado8294 2 года назад
and the strange neighbor
@SkylarGlider
@SkylarGlider 2 года назад
True
@ciromoriello7054
@ciromoriello7054 2 года назад
@Heinkelion cool dad= best husband
@Isntlifefunny
@Isntlifefunny 2 года назад
@@ShirakamiHaru *r/rarecompliments ftfy
@lewissuckling
@lewissuckling 10 месяцев назад
3:57 the weird kid at the nursery
@haha_yes123
@haha_yes123 Год назад
3:55 gets me laughing every time and i have no clue why
@maximilianopatroniserrano7697
@maximilianopatroniserrano7697 5 лет назад
"You could live the rest of your life without breathing" Technically the truth.
@Satan666Official
@Satan666Official 5 лет назад
You can also live the rest of your life getting stabbed repeatedly.
@maximilianopatroniserrano7697
@maximilianopatroniserrano7697 5 лет назад
Oracle Don't we?
@89thaharmaiiioptreshenanig3
@89thaharmaiiioptreshenanig3 4 года назад
You can also live the rest of your life exposing yourself to debilitating amounts of radiation too
@ekulgar
@ekulgar 4 года назад
You could live the rest of your life under water
@AmritpreetSingh
@AmritpreetSingh 4 года назад
How many of you actually stopped breathing for a moment?
@doggo206
@doggo206 4 года назад
7:42: Me going to sleep. 7:46: My sleep paralysis.
@lt.jackass3478
@lt.jackass3478 4 года назад
This comment is so underrated
@sirwaggington7707
@sirwaggington7707 4 года назад
Bruh😂
@Chief402
@Chief402 4 года назад
Lt. Jackass its epic
@BenjamintYT
@BenjamintYT 4 года назад
This is the best comment ever XD
@dog9408
@dog9408 4 года назад
(Under breath) oh god
@dmgroberts5471
@dmgroberts5471 8 месяцев назад
This man sits exactly at the intersection of "pants-shittingly scary" and "not actually dangerous." I mean, I have no idea how such a benign person can come across so menacingly.
@iyadcharef1702
@iyadcharef1702 Год назад
Honestly the out of context version of vsauce looks more normal than vsauce himself💀💀
@nikkygtv
@nikkygtv 5 лет назад
"Thanks guys, thanks for watching. And as always, thanks for watching." me trying to reach the essay word count
@cameoshadowness7757
@cameoshadowness7757 5 лет назад
Lol same!
@jralph920
@jralph920 5 лет назад
Accurate lol
@plsmaurice5549
@plsmaurice5549 5 лет назад
when gotta reach that 10 minute mark
@chandrakanthadap9891
@chandrakanthadap9891 5 лет назад
Lol
@plsmaurice5549
@plsmaurice5549 5 лет назад
what timestamp does he say that?
@Pants.69
@Pants.69 5 лет назад
"use kids to commit your crimes" I almost lost it
@dollie9018
@dollie9018 5 лет назад
matthew galer I had to replay that 😂😂
@thr2648
@thr2648 5 лет назад
Same
@alexruthbone6358
@alexruthbone6358 5 лет назад
Which video is that actually from?
@alexruthbone6358
@alexruthbone6358 5 лет назад
Jason Sunderland RIP
@alexruthbone6358
@alexruthbone6358 5 лет назад
Jason Sunderland it is. But you mean star lord's dad right?
@AartardVII
@AartardVII 7 месяцев назад
Michael can make watching a 30 minute educational feel like it's only 5 minutes long, and yet this was one of the longest 10 minutes of my life.
@EASAlarmNerd
@EASAlarmNerd 10 месяцев назад
5:04 We’ve all done this
@anthonygallucci7124
@anthonygallucci7124 6 лет назад
1980s: We will have flying cars in the future 2018: *Hey dingdongers, it's ya boi mikedog here*
@sujalgvs987
@sujalgvs987 5 лет назад
Michael: * pours cereal and milk into the bowl* Michael: ⓦⓗⓐⓣ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓗⓔⓒⓚ ⓘⓢ ⓣⓗⓘⓢ?
@PeacefulRises
@PeacefulRises 4 года назад
That’s what us humans call cereal
@el2967
@el2967 4 года назад
100th like im so proud and satisfied
@sujalgvs987
@sujalgvs987 4 года назад
@@el2967 you did it bro.👏👏
@izzythetrashposter5710
@izzythetrashposter5710 4 года назад
@@PeacefulRises serel?
@masonashworth927
@masonashworth927 4 года назад
Idk why but I burst out laughing for a good while when I saw that clip
@greydientz582
@greydientz582 10 месяцев назад
michael feels like if every character in the big bang theory was one corporeal entity
@kokobotofficial
@kokobotofficial 9 месяцев назад
0:00 me as an alien identifying a human 0:03 me as an alien practicing language speaking 0:18 me as an alien communicating to the mothership about our internet connection and how quickly we can get into a call 0:48 me as an alien discovering the best life form of all time 0:50 me as an alien deciphering the Morse code from my space ship 0:54 me as an alien discovering more about the human flesh suit I am wearing 0:56 me as an alien creating a commercial to get my head inside of peoples’ homes to analyze the human race 1:02 me as an alien trying to understand physics on earth 1:14 me as an alien explaining to a human being what series I watch 1:16 me as an alien imitating human emotion 1:20 me as an alien practicing eye contact 1:22 me as an alien documenting my stretching routine to imitate human RU-vidrs 1:29 me as an alien still confused with earth physics 1:33 me as an alien practicing alien reproduction 1:35 me as an alien studying neurology to the expense of my live human sample 1:39 me as an alien trying to comprehend the human diet 1:54 me as an alien interviewing a human 1:59 me as an alien solving all world problems (As you may be able to tell all I did is give the true context of these clips and if you want to see more please reply to this comment to let me know, I really enjoyed it and I might get my friends into it)
@GanonBlightfire
@GanonBlightfire 24 дня назад
Please add more.
@indisou3919
@indisou3919 4 года назад
"Where did you get that body?" *nervously glances to closet* "That one you're in right now." Oh, thank god.
@xdheck328
@xdheck328 4 года назад
racist
@bigounce2471
@bigounce2471 4 года назад
@@xdheck328 racist?
@sfd28_
@sfd28_ 4 года назад
@@xdheck328 this was random
@xdheck328
@xdheck328 4 года назад
@@bigounce2471 racist
@bigounce2471
@bigounce2471 4 года назад
@@xdheck328 i am a racist good guess but why's he a racist?
@TreadTheDonutDuck
@TreadTheDonutDuck 4 года назад
3:59 Imagine knowing your neighbor is a scientist and you see him doing this one day.
@ShokanAkuma
@ShokanAkuma 4 года назад
I couldn't even imagine 😂
@earthboundfan9446
@earthboundfan9446 4 года назад
I don't want your talking about but that's normal for me
@officersully2740
@officersully2740 4 года назад
Imagine not knowing he's a scientist
@isramubashar5080
@isramubashar5080 4 года назад
I did that last time it snowed lol
@TheUltimateNoobHD
@TheUltimateNoobHD 4 года назад
I died lol I would call the fucking police dawg
@finnnaginnn
@finnnaginnn 8 месяцев назад
7:42 is so chaotic, he's all happy with card-board cut-outs of other Vsauces and then he's eerily standing in a dark corner. WHAT'S THE CONTEXT??!!
@LoganLatios
@LoganLatios Год назад
8:14 EUEWAa?! (CLANK) (CLANK) *(CLANK)* its gOne StAle!!!
@thegoldster
@thegoldster 4 года назад
When you get sent to the principles office. Everyone: 0:10
@nedzmasemic
@nedzmasemic 4 года назад
underrated
@theungentlemen2379
@theungentlemen2379 4 года назад
900th like
@bugfairy
@bugfairy 4 года назад
HAHAHAHAHHAHGAAGSGSGSFSFXJKD
@brancoderuijter8926
@brancoderuijter8926 4 года назад
@The last living eevee eat your cereal
@dancingtrex6614
@dancingtrex6614 4 года назад
I can relate to that
@masonr.powers7196
@masonr.powers7196 5 лет назад
[from computer] Hey, VSauce, [from behind you] Michael here! [from inside your mind] What if you were defenseless?
@PassTheSnails
@PassTheSnails 5 лет назад
Epic Studios Hey Vsauce! Micheal here. And Cvo777 now has ANXIETY.
@catsozen
@catsozen 5 лет назад
Underrated comment
@user-rf6fd4vs5s
@user-rf6fd4vs5s 5 лет назад
Or am I?
@lucanavarrete7234
@lucanavarrete7234 5 лет назад
Jesus Christ
@AlexTheGamer97
@AlexTheGamer97 5 лет назад
I never thought a RU-vid comment could cause anxiety
@vizzy_j
@vizzy_j 9 месяцев назад
i am now convinced that this man is the most precious thing we have on this planet
@Rush_Monke
@Rush_Monke 2 месяца назад
“Hey Vsauce. Michael here. You are alone.” “Or are you?” *theme plays*
@judeurban1456
@judeurban1456 4 года назад
6:07 when you’re in an argument and the other person misspells something
@echodork8963
@echodork8963 4 года назад
The next clip
@tukangpempek5390
@tukangpempek5390 4 года назад
You : the next clip
@RedMango.
@RedMango. 4 года назад
I hate missplleing words
@bugfairy
@bugfairy 4 года назад
@Woosh yuo hav horebil speling lmAo xD
@bugfairy
@bugfairy 4 года назад
@Woosh no.
@Twigs1836
@Twigs1836 4 года назад
5:45 My dad when I was born.
@briannataylor5276
@briannataylor5276 4 года назад
Underated asf.
@karla3153
@karla3153 4 года назад
Lmao
@oceanel3684
@oceanel3684 4 года назад
That hit a bit close to home...
@haikal4232
@haikal4232 4 года назад
F
@cupcake011
@cupcake011 4 года назад
LMAO HAHAHAHAAH
@amandazumut3906
@amandazumut3906 7 месяцев назад
If I had him as a science teacher back in school, I would probably had payed WAY more attention😂
@doctorduncan
@doctorduncan Год назад
This is unironically one of the funniest videos I've ever watched
@tomasjosefpiano8902
@tomasjosefpiano8902 3 года назад
"Why don't you go play with the neighbourgh's kid?" The neighbourgh's kid: 0:00 - 10:03
@thememeguy2135
@thememeguy2135 3 года назад
when David Attenborough is your neighbor that has a kid
@scope81
@scope81 3 года назад
You added a few extra letters to "neighbor" there lmao
@psyso-cleanedits8953
@psyso-cleanedits8953 3 года назад
You literally copied a comment good job
@FryedCalamari
@FryedCalamari 3 года назад
Neighbourgh lmao
@jak.cr1ym
@jak.cr1ym 3 года назад
You mean nayieyeebeouooirr
@doiu92
@doiu92 4 года назад
4:46 *When you get distracted at the store and your mom isn't behind you anymore.*
@daddyvin_vin9453
@daddyvin_vin9453 4 года назад
Yes
@gdhomyakinfo1130
@gdhomyakinfo1130 4 года назад
[vsauce music stops]
@Daniel-ss5tg
@Daniel-ss5tg 4 года назад
Yes. Happened. Will happen after 20 years too. Yes.
@yeahidontevenknowanymore
@yeahidontevenknowanymore 4 года назад
heheha I made it 666 likes-
@theonionsystem7779
@theonionsystem7779 4 года назад
"I'm alone"
@NookNookTheBear
@NookNookTheBear Год назад
Such a philosopher: "You can live the entire rest of your life without breathing." Vsauce is a absolute genius.
@user-fe3tg4lp4f
@user-fe3tg4lp4f 8 месяцев назад
The way the scientist just calmly takes out the bottle of urine is hilarious 5:00
@redwood34
@redwood34 6 лет назад
Out of context, he just seems like a total dork who's really confused, but then the next moment he's like some sort of god who could crush your body into a ball with snap of his fingers
@Duncanisanerd
@Duncanisanerd 5 лет назад
think about how this would sound out of context
@joefollo4891
@joefollo4891 5 лет назад
Depending on how you view him Michael its like he's completely omnipotent when it comes to our perception of reality.
@thephage1544
@thephage1544 5 лет назад
Thanos?
@logon-oe6un
@logon-oe6un 5 лет назад
He's a god, but his domain is late 2000s internet.
@TheRealEvab
@TheRealEvab 5 лет назад
Yeah, just look at what he did to that can!
@whatthehck4604
@whatthehck4604 5 лет назад
I want this to be the only digital evidence of our existance to aliens
@markky3050
@markky3050 5 лет назад
If we cant settle for the entire video, then just the hammer and feather part will do. That broke me.
@whatthehck4604
@whatthehck4604 5 лет назад
@@markky3050 same
@xFirebird925x
@xFirebird925x 5 лет назад
We should have put this on the golden record instead of all that music nonsense
@user-ms7xg1ic9o
@user-ms7xg1ic9o 5 лет назад
It really is the human experience... Every emotion someone can feel is in this video
@BriannaTerese
@BriannaTerese 5 лет назад
Art With Amber lmao I just said the same thing..
@Thevoidman
@Thevoidman Месяц назад
7:57 A white frame tha reads: /Red text/"Name That Charge"/red text/ /centred/"Dataway!"/centered/ "You have answered correctly. Click the /redtext/confirm/redtext/ button to continue working on the skill building activity." For anyone curious to know 🙂
@DraftVoice
@DraftVoice 7 месяцев назад
Bro's the reason why aliens haven't visited us 💀
@goopiej933
@goopiej933 5 лет назад
Skeletons are scary. And spooky. But do you know what else is? T e e n a g e r s
@3amvortex
@3amvortex 5 лет назад
Not untrue
@Pedro-tm6ue
@Pedro-tm6ue 5 лет назад
*Spooky Scary Skeletons*
@Some_Doggo
@Some_Doggo 5 лет назад
Kin3tic - Someone contact John Mulaney.
@vyrionnauta
@vyrionnauta 5 лет назад
Teenagers scare the living shit out of me, honestly they could care less as long as someone'll bleed
@christianpoole6473
@christianpoole6473 5 лет назад
Vyrion Nauta I’m done lol
@mr.whitepants7660
@mr.whitepants7660 5 лет назад
I DIED when he poured the milk and said "OK, what the heck is this thing" 😂😂😂😂
@swenks7001
@swenks7001 5 лет назад
3:57 Ya sure this didn’t
@joshuadrakard2981
@joshuadrakard2981 5 лет назад
Soup
@slc679
@slc679 5 лет назад
500th person to like your comment! 😁
@mr.whitepants7660
@mr.whitepants7660 5 лет назад
@@slc679 congratulations
@soupricemf1260
@soupricemf1260 5 лет назад
@@joshuadrakard2981 😂😂🤣.. i can relate
@blue-hearts9020
@blue-hearts9020 3 месяца назад
I'm actually watching this on a thursday wow
@axelryvola
@axelryvola 3 месяца назад
Same
@blockmanhatecommentguy6280
@blockmanhatecommentguy6280 9 месяцев назад
This is one of the only out of context videos that is out of context
@virtualive132
@virtualive132 4 года назад
It's funny because some of these aren't even taken out of context
@mrselfdestruct7605
@mrselfdestruct7605 4 года назад
They are if you've never seen a vsauce video in your life
@sean2606
@sean2606 4 года назад
most of them aren't
@zzellama
@zzellama 4 года назад
Honorary Tuba that’s my position
@ShokanAkuma
@ShokanAkuma 4 года назад
That makes the video be out of context. Mind blown
@spacemalla
@spacemalla 5 лет назад
This video is a mood, but I'm not sure what kind of mood.
@LP-ui1uq
@LP-ui1uq 5 лет назад
Malla an Aquarius mood
@alialomar39
@alialomar39 5 лет назад
Acid. It's definitely acid
@M710Z
@M710Z 5 лет назад
Right? I _feel_ it but don't know how to put it lol
@OwenUtleyTRO
@OwenUtleyTRO 5 лет назад
BIG MOOD
@ao8021
@ao8021 5 лет назад
Malla, it has some chaotic good energy.
@neo-luddismrules
@neo-luddismrules 9 месяцев назад
Bold of you to assume he's ever in context
@AndItGoesBOOM
@AndItGoesBOOM День назад
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen seriously.
@andylangton3163
@andylangton3163 6 лет назад
Teacher: Ok kids, let's see how far can we count. Kevin. Kevin: 1,2,3,4,5... Teacher: K, that's fine. Stacey, continue please. Stacey: 6,7,8,9,10... Teacher: Good job! Michael? Michael: 11... and a half. Teacher: Michael, how many times do I have to tell you that after the 11 comes number 12? Michael: Or does it? Teacher: Michael, get out of the class. Michael: But is my _out_ your _out_ ? Teacher: MICHAEL.
@TheMainPoint
@TheMainPoint 6 лет назад
Andy Langton top 10 questions science can't answer
@matix5945
@matix5945 6 лет назад
This is perfect
@samgilson7476
@samgilson7476 6 лет назад
Apparently he was actually like a mischievous class clown back in his school days.
@bigshrekhorner
@bigshrekhorner 6 лет назад
Michael: Are we talking about natural numbers? Real numbers? Rational numbers? Imaginary numbers? ... What is a number? How were they created this way? Do we percieve numbers in the same way? Is my seven your eight?
@wonkwev
@wonkwev 6 лет назад
You may think I've explained numbers, but no. Neanderthals...
@whosthere5545
@whosthere5545 3 года назад
6:07 When an argument arises, but it’s an argument that you’ve practiced for in the shower
@jotaskak
@jotaskak 3 года назад
underrated comment
@notalex2042
@notalex2042 3 года назад
this is painstakingly accurate
@blankblank5409
@blankblank5409 3 года назад
3:56
@hamsandwich9024
@hamsandwich9024 3 года назад
can relate
@ampoulgon8716
@ampoulgon8716 3 года назад
Bruh u sent me to an add
@user-gn1zl6tk9b
@user-gn1zl6tk9b 13 дней назад
I never thought of that, he really is a Gary
@arthursoaresrodrigues4766
@arthursoaresrodrigues4766 8 месяцев назад
Vsauce has so much lore 😂
@TheGojoGlazer
@TheGojoGlazer 4 года назад
3:27 when you misplace the slab in Minecraft
@luksibukkyeet1719
@luksibukkyeet1719 4 года назад
Oh my fucking god.
@c4k3yyz
@c4k3yyz 4 года назад
Oml wow lmao
@bruski4120
@bruski4120 4 года назад
Underrated
@chimetal_
@chimetal_ 4 года назад
Best comment ever
@marciaosullivan3200
@marciaosullivan3200 4 года назад
@200 subscribers with no vids?? amp memes died months ago
@germanperalta4078
@germanperalta4078 5 лет назад
*hits the blunt* You can live the entire rest of your life without breathing.
@kreia187
@kreia187 5 лет назад
It took me a couple of seconds to get that one.
@UltraArceus
@UltraArceus 5 лет назад
Don't woosh me, but you'd just fall unconscious, involuntarily breathing.
@DataExpungedNull
@DataExpungedNull 5 лет назад
You aren't wrong, but you could also be not breathing because you're in a closed room without air, so it's still technically true
@chipotleburrito
@chipotleburrito 5 лет назад
oh
@Nephelis
@Nephelis 5 лет назад
And you can live *in* the water, and still breath, without using oxygen tanks or living inside of a chamber.
@eetswamykeetssa8477
@eetswamykeetssa8477 День назад
It’s 2am I have a neuroscience final tommorow morning and yet this is all I care about. Thank you
@DataExpungedNull
@DataExpungedNull День назад
I'm honored to have someone procrastinate a neuroscience final with my video, best of luck (but I think it's too late xD)!
@bit_blocky
@bit_blocky 24 дня назад
Vsauce would still be Vsauce out of context, with the context
@ded-ceoofjar-a-tea150
@ded-ceoofjar-a-tea150 5 лет назад
"I'm in my parents basement" *AWKWARD SILENCE* "...It's okay, because I have a beard"
@zacplayzgamer6328
@zacplayzgamer6328 5 лет назад
+👍
@FamiliarGecko
@FamiliarGecko 5 лет назад
N E C C B E A R D
@IceYetiWins
@IceYetiWins Месяц назад
Or do I?
@Glace1221
@Glace1221 6 лет назад
Category: Education
@dragonrykr
@dragonrykr 8 месяцев назад
Yes... Nooooooooooooooooooooo
@goodplay1526
@goodplay1526 7 месяцев назад
‘Orange oil is flammable’ This is *brilliant* I never know that
@certified_dumb24
@certified_dumb24 8 месяцев назад
6:14 the face he put after saying hes in his parents basement is priceless. he looks so embarrassed from that single sentence
@dillong9749
@dillong9749 4 года назад
“Now it’s time for some soft, fluffy pancakes. OUUUWWWWAAAAHHHH!! It’S gOnE sTaLe!” 8:07
@Split_mirror_system
@Split_mirror_system 4 года назад
Dillon Grose Lmao Ouwah
@spacecore2935
@spacecore2935 4 года назад
Please help me
@mrbackup993
@mrbackup993 4 года назад
OWO It'S GoNe StAle
@deki-chan6922
@deki-chan6922 4 года назад
With Pink Guy's voice
@cherrypepsi3217
@cherrypepsi3217 4 года назад
No one like this or unlike
@te3mm
@te3mm 5 лет назад
Banana on floor: **exists** Michael: *_THIS IS UNFORTUNATE_*
@MichaeltheRatMan
@MichaeltheRatMan 4 года назад
6:13 and on is the best! XD Waaazaaaaap
@te3mm
@te3mm 4 года назад
@@MichaeltheRatMan I'm in my parent's basement *clip cuts off*
@te3mm
@te3mm 4 года назад
@@MichaeltheRatMan *I'm a ninja* Honestly these clips are all hidden gems
@MichaeltheRatMan
@MichaeltheRatMan 4 года назад
Ikr? They are so hilarious! 😆
@VaryaEQ
@VaryaEQ 4 года назад
He's not wrong.
@bigdued7039
@bigdued7039 Год назад
This is the sanest crazy person ever
@Mote.
@Mote. Год назад
These are so good. Making me laugh. Bringing me joy
@jagsh7964
@jagsh7964 5 лет назад
Use Kids to commit your crimes -Vsauce,2018
@alspezial2747
@alspezial2747 5 лет назад
in my country you can use kids or be able to proof that you have been drunk.
@katcano4474
@katcano4474 5 лет назад
Do you wanna play with my toys? -Vsauce,2018
@samuelr.6046
@samuelr.6046 5 лет назад
"I know when and how you will die" -vesauce
@Syndralix
@Syndralix 5 лет назад
"You can live the rest of your life without breathing!" Well...you're technically correct on that one.
@guitarhill9003
@guitarhill9003 5 лет назад
Syndralix yep
@carazy123_
@carazy123_ 5 лет назад
99th like... my life is a mess
@iletyoucallmestevesy
@iletyoucallmestevesy 5 лет назад
That's.... That's the joke
@roon568
@roon568 5 лет назад
@@iletyoucallmestevesy r/wooosh
@zacplayzgamer6328
@zacplayzgamer6328 5 лет назад
@@roon568 but he got the joke Or is the joke that you wooshed him?
@IOSALive
@IOSALive Месяц назад
[DATA EXPUNGED], Subscribed because your content is fantastic!
@tjb3171
@tjb3171 4 месяца назад
Best out of context videos ever
@maladaptvs
@maladaptvs 5 лет назад
BUT WHAT *IS* “OUT OF CONTEXT?” *Vsauce music plays*
@nitayarava138
@nitayarava138 5 лет назад
And then this video plays
@3amvortex
@3amvortex 5 лет назад
LOL
@guardianproducer
@guardianproducer 4 года назад
nobody : drug dealers at 3 am : 7:47
@pqbdwmnu
@pqbdwmnu 4 года назад
Octopod Khajiit have wares if you have coin
@pflsorrow7367
@pflsorrow7367 4 года назад
Or 4:00
@ozu2647
@ozu2647 4 года назад
drug dealers are chill, but thats some hannibal lecter shit
@lemonadestandclips3349
@lemonadestandclips3349 4 года назад
7;26
@tweedyburd007
@tweedyburd007 4 года назад
This is what a 12 year old thinks drug dealers are like after having their DARE talk in 6th grade
@arjunt5069
@arjunt5069 7 месяцев назад
I like how most of these would probably sound out of place even with the context
@MilojsanExtra
@MilojsanExtra 7 месяцев назад
this made my day thank you so much!
@christo_unlimited
@christo_unlimited 4 года назад
4:27 Broke: Buying Belle Delphine's bath water Woke: Buying VSauce Michael's bath water
@kierianoverbeek5494
@kierianoverbeek5494 4 года назад
I would much rather have vsause bath water
@moriottotry
@moriottotry 4 года назад
Christo I’ll buy it
@kingstaze9696
@kingstaze9696 4 года назад
Michael: "I'm not selling my ba-" Christo: "Then why do I have it HERE?" (Holds up bathwater) Michael: (Concerned look) "Where are your fingers?" Christo: "I used kids to commit my crimes."
@j.b.5422
@j.b.5422 4 года назад
I somehow misread that as bullying
@enderavis692
@enderavis692 4 года назад
I’d buy that
@lukecoyi1784
@lukecoyi1784 3 года назад
“Go outside and play with the neighbours kid” The neighbours kid: 2:02
@areenhashemi6116
@areenhashemi6116 3 года назад
UNDERRATED COMMENT
@jonguidcondoriano4257
@jonguidcondoriano4257 3 года назад
@@areenhashemi6116 he copied from another comment however the time stamp is different
@areenhashemi6116
@areenhashemi6116 3 года назад
@@jonguidcondoriano4257 Oh wow
@emiharith
@emiharith 3 года назад
@@jonguidcondoriano4257 well different time stamps mean different things. the other comment, the neighbours kids are weirdos. here, the neighbours kids are bullies
@sakityu
@sakityu 3 года назад
@@jonguidcondoriano4257 wow it's almost as if people can have the same idea
@SleepyHollowKnight
@SleepyHollowKnight 6 месяцев назад
He is horrifying but so comforting at the same time
@myla2495
@myla2495 11 месяцев назад
This is amazing XD made me giggle serveral times
@AustinThomasFilms
@AustinThomasFilms 6 лет назад
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning in isolation and as such, could never directly produce the 4,000 newtons of force per centimeter required to break bones.
@vari1535
@vari1535 5 лет назад
Austin Thomas Films about to comment that, but I would never get any likes so thanks for saving my time
@raygrey8252
@raygrey8252 5 лет назад
Sq centimetre *
@noggenfogger1324
@noggenfogger1324 5 лет назад
Ray Grey Found the brit
@raygrey8252
@raygrey8252 5 лет назад
Noggen Fogger actually nope. A lot of other countries use British English.
@noggenfogger1324
@noggenfogger1324 5 лет назад
Ray Grey Ah ok lol
@bugjams
@bugjams 4 года назад
9:27 When you tell a Christian you forgot who goes with the Father and the Holy Ghost
@Bri-lk7re
@Bri-lk7re 4 года назад
I feel bad for snorting at that
@deivisony
@deivisony 4 года назад
Ghost?
@deivisony
@deivisony 4 года назад
Wasnt it spirit?
@unpronounceable9990
@unpronounceable9990 4 года назад
You're not alone
@bugjams
@bugjams 4 года назад
@@deivisony I've heard it both ways.
@randomguy-ij7oj
@randomguy-ij7oj Месяц назад
“im alone” got me rolling on the floor 💀
@_josedavid_
@_josedavid_ 8 месяцев назад
best video i've seen in a long time
@Dinjur
@Dinjur 5 лет назад
"I know when, and how, you will die." "But I'm not allowed to tell you :D"
@StarTheTripleDevil
@StarTheTripleDevil 5 лет назад
The weird thing is that when I was scrolling the comments, that part came up shortly after I got to this comment.
@j.a2775
@j.a2775 5 лет назад
@@StarTheTripleDevil SAME HERE
@sophiekenneavy9558
@sophiekenneavy9558 5 лет назад
Literally as I read that the clip played o_O
@zacplayzgamer6328
@zacplayzgamer6328 5 лет назад
OMG I READ THAT AS SOON AS HE SAID IT
@MonisGameplays
@MonisGameplays 5 лет назад
Turns out michael is actually Kira
@Peaceful_Killer
@Peaceful_Killer 6 месяцев назад
Bro his mind is just degrading into an eternal abide of the unimaginable void more and more through every single video he makes
@fishsblood
@fishsblood 10 дней назад
this has gotta be one of the funniest things ever
@DataExpungedNull
@DataExpungedNull 9 дней назад
I'm glad to hear it 😁
@itsme2313
@itsme2313 5 лет назад
Vsauce in context is still Vsauce out of context
@buy.almond3358
@buy.almond3358 5 лет назад
It's Me :/ Vsauce is out of context, period
@te3mm
@te3mm 5 лет назад
I've never heard truer words
@certified8500
@certified8500 3 года назад
WHY IS THIS SO TRUE AND WRONG AT THE SAME TIME
@enzorisso13
@enzorisso13 3 года назад
Naaaazzzzeeeeeeee
@veeisntcool
@veeisntcool 4 года назад
3:27 when somebody asks a 5th grader how old they are
@ShokanAkuma
@ShokanAkuma 4 года назад
Theg really do that while looking at their fingers 😂
@Askejm
@Askejm 4 года назад
Literally
@Aurelius11605
@Aurelius11605 4 года назад
@@sus-kupp *R/Cursedcomments*
@Aurelius11605
@Aurelius11605 4 года назад
@Mikasa Ackerman It's a joke
@GiGitteru
@GiGitteru 4 года назад
Mikasa Ackerman r/foundthemobileuser
@clemos1845
@clemos1845 9 месяцев назад
this is the most out of context out-of-context-video i have ever seen.
@Redbikemaster
@Redbikemaster 7 месяцев назад
I started watching Vsauce back when it was things like "here's neat websites to play with" or "here's quirky things to buy". Crazy to see how far he's come.
@meggieclaire1486
@meggieclaire1486 6 лет назад
*evil laugh* "I'm in my parents' basement" "..." "But it's okay because I have a beard!"
@Tehaxor1
@Tehaxor1 6 лет назад
Meggie Claire thought it said "I'll be okay because I have a beard "
@frost1183
@frost1183 5 лет назад
I read that literally at the exact time all of those happened. Spook
@borkers3788
@borkers3788 4 года назад
3:56 *A middle aged white man comes out of a mirror and kidnaps an orphan, 1569 colorized.*
@chickenpanda4062
@chickenpanda4062 4 года назад
r/suspiciouslyspecific
@uutumn
@uutumn 4 года назад
I laughed at this comment for approximately two and a half hours
@borkers3788
@borkers3788 4 года назад
x dia *Noice*
@selwynlvr
@selwynlvr 4 года назад
i don't think he's middle aged
@KoolaidHippie
@KoolaidHippie 4 года назад
Borkers clock man?
@RuJstudies
@RuJstudies Месяц назад
My new favourite video on the internet
@_im_also_here_
@_im_also_here_ 9 месяцев назад
This is the funniest out of context video I've seen
@elcompadanny7669
@elcompadanny7669 5 лет назад
I was scratching ma balls and Michael stares at me and says “where are your fingers?” I jumped out of my bed and got scared
@ayezz2811
@ayezz2811 5 лет назад
BRUHHH 💀💀💀
@Nevets-Steven
@Nevets-Steven 5 лет назад
Lmao
@donovanmitchell8141
@donovanmitchell8141 5 лет назад
Funniest RU-vid comment I have ever seen
@juanestebangonzalez6973
@juanestebangonzalez6973 5 лет назад
same bro
@ssouffy_1324
@ssouffy_1324 5 лет назад
Epic bruh moment
@zleepy7831
@zleepy7831 5 лет назад
No one: FBI agents investigating necrophiliacs: 5:37
@phantomphoenix4981
@phantomphoenix4981 5 лет назад
Zleepy lmfao
@cryingtm7237
@cryingtm7237 5 лет назад
bwhahaha
@vibe6750
@vibe6750 5 лет назад
I'm fucking wheeezing 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
@cryies
@cryies 5 лет назад
Xd
@kenedi987
@kenedi987 5 лет назад
the "no one:" wasnt needed
@Cruisey420
@Cruisey420 9 месяцев назад
This is unironically the funniest video I’ve ever watched
@thadoubleapyt223
@thadoubleapyt223 11 месяцев назад
Micheal needs Mental Help, A friend, and a thing to talk to all at once
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