-m “chatGPT wrote this”  

Jared is my hero. He doesn’t play the corporate game. Management hates him, but they can’t fire him because he’s the most productive person on the team.

Jared is the only person who can endure a young person insult

My commit are like: "fixes", "minor fix", "changed some things", "now it works"

best commit message I ever saw was "commit"

To his defense he didnt read the code so he didnt knew what to write in the commit message

lol the senior dev made me add in a spell check plugin to my ide

I'm laughing at the idea of developpers insulting one another through commits x'D

My commits usually range from semi descriptive to "AHHHHHHHH"

jared: speaks anthony: "oh no. i dont have time to fill out the hr paperwork this will cause"

"i'm gonna update the commit message" This intern is more powerful than Thanos.

Highly inaccurate. There's no way an intern would know how to edit a commit message 😂

My brother is a Jarod...and he is exactly like this. It's the name 100% become so is my cousin Jared 😅

jared don't got no negative aura 🔥🔥

They can't fire Jared because he owns part of the company and has the power to fire anyone.

Jared is the only person here who can get anything done.

By the end of this, it's going to be Jared's company, and everyone else will be living in it.

Good luck Timmy, Jared is a stockholder now!

We all want Jared on the team in real life.

Tbh at least he was honest

The unrealistic part is an intern knowing how to change the commit message

Jared needs a hug

Nothing hits like a commit that touches 50 files, and just says'fixed some code'.

To change the last commit message he needs to force push, that's gonne be a fun time when merging or someone else trying to push their changes xD

Meanwhile, I had a project that from a certain point, every commit message was a name of a song. The songs made sense with the comit contents, or at least until I put the opening for "Superboy" in there

the last commit message was such a commitment

As Indonesian My commit message is “apagek” or “whatever” 😂

i remember a xkcd cmoic that describe scommit messages quite accurate...

Dont mess with a shareholder Timmy wtf

I like the new intern I hope he sticks around hahaha

I don’t even work in tech, but with all the corporate buLlshit I’m into this 😅😅😅😅

Real pros use ChatGPT to write a descriptive commit messages!

Jared has no mercy 😂

changing a commit message in git, unless it's the last commit, is a nightmare, that's perhaps the only thing TFS did better.

Committing something stupid like "test" and cherry picking it directly to a release branch is a horror show

So these videos keep popping up in my feed. But this is the one to get me to sub.

Guy doesnt know what a commit message is but does have the know how to edit it i find that impressive, although he probably asked gpt

Usually my commit is just the future version number followed by "indev"

Least he's using present tense now

The title, realising you could use aliases instead of typing the whole git commit -m "message"

I love your shorts but I have to ask YT to not recommend your content to me anymore because it’s too stressful, accurate, and deeply depressing. Stay golden bud.

Developers and HR wouldn't do this to keep their soft facade, but this kind of thing does happen, but very covertly to avoid lawsuits and sh.

It is truly sad how many new and junior coders are buying into the idea that chatGPT can write your code for you. Last time I asked it to create a basic Android activity that prints hello world, and it didn’t even compile. Thats how “good” it is.

Aww I was hoping Timmy was going to be learn something useful after flushing the jira board so people could get work done

And we never heard of that intern again

Git commit -m "please work"

No wonder jarred has a negative aura, if he works with JavaScript.

You use present tense? Interesting. I just defaulted to past tense. I guess it could save characters

You scheduled a meeting over a commit message? Bruh, you spend all day trolling PMs for this :D

"initial commit"

Well soon "ChatGPT" will be our bosses...

I would purposely commit flawed code just to be insulted by Jared.

Timmy if you're going to insult someone at least do it in a way that's witty like Jared.

The intern wouldn't know how to change a commit message after the fact.

best commit Ive seen is "etc"

Couldn't he just ask ChatGPT for a suitable commit message?

Every company has a person on staff with extensive knowledge of the inner workings - including knowing where the corporate "bodies are buried". That person is Jared.

I remember looking at assembly code at a place that had a "mandatory comment on every line" and it had meaningful comments like "LD A - Load A".

To be fair, the second commit msg has the merit to be a bit funny rather than plain useless, I would prefer it to the first

Jared is just Sseth if he was a programmer

Justice for Bob😢

I have seen "as discussed"

git commit -m "wip"

Commit messages should always just say fix

Chatgpt is so verbose that its impossible it didn't explain it

Missed opportunity. Instructions unclear - the git history is now scrambled eggs due to gut knowledge by chatgpt. I only wanted to edit my commit message, but broke the whole history in return.

Tbf chatgpt is good at writing code for some cases some other cases it writes poor code

I wouldn't mess with the interns they can quit anytime so there is nothing holding them back from saying what they are actually thinking

wait he know how to update a commit 😂😂😂

weekend commit temp commit to change branch fix fixed error just from this week.

Jared calls out an intern who can’t do their job and the intern just throws random ass slang at him. At least learn JavaScript.

Honestly, my commit messages are quite terrible...

LoL just type "bump"

Ya jared is going to eat him for his next meal for that

What's the point of cheating with gpt as an intern? Pay is shit, you have no responsibility, workload is basically as big as you want it to be. You're literally there to be able to ask questions to people who know more and to learn to do menial tasks that weren't explained in uni

Are commit messages really supposed to be present tense? I always write mine in past tense

Bro does not value the opportunity he has for making such a commit message

You can edit commit messages???

Wait, you can edit commit messages?

that's not what you are supposed to do as an intern... just commit ChatGPT code without a commit message instead B|

Timmy should just say that Jared "didn't pass the vibe check", all women and people born from 1996 will immediately avoid him if he did.

Yeah, I really like your shorts Jared is the hero, but you are also constantly unconfortable because of the unnecessary strife. He is a great friend to have when conflict is needed, but the dude is all gas no breaks

Day 4 of asking to be pinned

Using past tense instead of present tense has bitten me in the ass so many times