[M4A] Catching Your Shy Yandere Stalker [Nervous] [Amused Listener] [Sweet] 

Him: you cought me staring? Me: well yes. Many times actually

"Im just some creep that follows you around, why would you wanna try it out with me" *I really know how to pick men huh?*

“And some steamed broccoli” Oh that Ain’t me, I will NEVER Eat Broccoli

This was good and a little creepy in a cute way!

I’ve heard this script 4 times Lmao It doesn’t get old

"i'm just shy and introverted" *same*

Jupiter We need to coordinate our scripts, so I stop getting stealing claims in my comment section XD

Jupiter needs a hug. ❤️😊

*if i had a yandere stalker,i would kiss them no questions asked*

the title sounds interesting

Him: looks like they’re making grilled chicken with white rice, and some steamed broccoli... Me, who ate half a bag of hot Cheetos at 8:00 AM this morning: yumm🤤 Edit: “My phone ?? 😳YEAH !! YOU CAN HAVE IT 👁👁 HERE !!!” LMFAOO HE THOIGJT HE WERE JUST GONNA TAKE IT I CANT 😭💀💀🤚

GEICO APPROVES🦎!!… -Remember fifteen minutes could save your stupid ass 15% or more on car insurance. -Also please do remember to eat, stay hydrated and that you’re loved

I'm the type of person who is brutal with rejecting people, I am also the type to give people a chance.

im going to cry~

Blue square approves!

him : i cant think straight me : me neither *🏳️‍🌈* him : i love you me : *laughs* im bringing you home with me.

Now this so so cute I love this 💖

Cucumber Approved

Poor cute stalker boy!

you never disappoint jupiter 🙏🏽

Dang he really used my insecurities to make me healthier

This is lovely.

Can't wait to hear it

All I need to say is ✨✨✨✨✨✨

As they say “you are an odd fellow, but you steam a good ham”

"I'm not usually like this" Well that's disappointing

Bro, I love your voice, it's so soothing 😤

its not cute, ITS FCKING ADORABLE WTF DO U MEAN

𝐒𝐢𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 ☆♡

Him: you... caught me staring?- Me: uh yeah. Also, you were being very obvious in the cafe. The disguise was really bad... but it was cute 😀💞

Have some chicken nuggets and hugs y’all

🤌 My cousin ratatouille would approve!

No creepy..JUST SO CUTEEEEEE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I NEED SHY BOYFRIEND BUT I UGLY HOW CAN I HAVE BOYFRIEND?!

Im hungry and in the first half a minute you described a very appetizing meal. Its 2am I cant eat now sir please.

Me during this whole video:I love torturing the hell out of this man, but he is so CUTE!!! AHHHH Also me:is this cheating because I have a lover.

EHEUEHUEHHEIU HE'S SO CUTE

"D-did I call you darling?" Me: yes you did and now I'm melting

Wait Are you the one giving me the avocados from Mexico ad? 🤨

I hate broccoli but I LOVE chicken breast MORE than fried chicken/chicken nuggets.

Omg I fucking misclicked dislike first but you deserve millions of likes (I fixed afterwards🙃)

HEY!

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

I’ve seen when people are nervous to talk to someone. I’ve been that someone many many times 💀 and it seems you are nervous talking to me good sir

I wanna take care of him so much, it's not even funny

Wish this was real life tho

Oooo I’m early!!

Please part 2

Can’t think straight? I can’t do anything straight

Steamed broccoli?? Oh heck nah. I don’t know what my mother did when I was a kid when she made steamed broccoli but it was the nastiest thing I’ve ever had since. It was bland and mushy and the texture was horrendous. Nowadays no matter how broccoli is cooked it makes me physically gag.🤢🤢

darling 😳🥺

Honestly I don't mind if they're cute lol

I will say it only once, I AM NOT GAY