[M4A] Clumsy Incompetent Yandere Fails At Kidnapping You | ASMR Roleplay 

"Can you call the police on yourself?" Oh absolutely you can dear 😂 Oh i can imagine the 911 conversation now😂😂 - 911 what's your emergency? - Yeah.. I have this weirdo that i want to report.. - Okay? ... - It's me.. Come arrest me.. I want to turn myself in 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

“While even the slightest touch of my finger could- OW” That was the funniest joke ive seen all week

Leon: You don't remember who I am? Me: If you gave me some food and hot tea, we could just get married right now- Like it's that simple

I don't care for typical yandere audios but "Unfazed Listener" sold me and I was NOT disappointed, oh my gosh. "The stupid novelty watch?" Real talk, I'd remember a distinctive watch--it's my years in the Steampunk subculture showing. "Nobody needs more than six legs. Showoff." "That's...that's definitely a tear in the package." "The words were so angry, but the calligraphy was so neat..." "Stay safe out there." I'M *CRYING.* I keep having to bury my face in my pillow because it's 4:30am and the rest of the house is asleep and I'm dying of laughter. Oh my *gosh,* whyyyyy am I into him? He says he should have just invited me to lunch and I'd have straight-up been like "Lunch sounds great. Tomorrow, Pho and Roll on Lambert St, you're buying, don't be late. You have *one* chance." Maybe I'm just really confident that I could get away again if necessary XD

Him:or what about…Brandon Me:…..MY PSYCOLOGIST-

You could’ve just asked me out. This could’ve been avoided.

i want more of Leon, he needs protection from himself tbh

2:07 Not recognizing him it's actually pretty accurate for me, I can't remember a face or name if I don't see them for at least a month, unless there's something in particular that catches my attention.

What a clumsy little yandere

Aww poor boy, he’s doing his best

Out of all the yandere rps ive come across, this is the only one where I would like, actually go on a date with. Just his nerdy and clumsy nature, and him apologizing for everything showing that hes kind but also really crazy. hes PERFECT

Him: wait...why didnt you just leave? Me: i was bored and you entertained me -v- Edit: just as a pov for anyone Him: *comes back upstairs* WAIT YOUR STILL HERE?! Me: yeah i am Him: whyy?? Me: because i was hungry and i saw an opportunity to make us dinner Him: i- Me: No! No more complaints, Just accept the food i made

GEICO APPROVES THIS VIDEO🦎!! -Also please do remember to stay hydrated and that you are loved

Gosh the end😂😂😂😂 This is the yandere i would fall in love w tbh

HOLY SHIT I ACTUALLY PREDICTED HE HAD A HELLO KITTY BANDAID WTF I DIDNT THINK I WOULD BE RIGHT

Who needs sleep when you have awesome asmr audios!

I love this kind of listener😫

I can just picture the listeners face like: 😐

The listener sounds so annoyed rn 🤣 I feel sorry for the yandere-- He's trying so hard! Somebody get this boi a participation trophy!!! Yandere: "This would be a lot more intimidating if I had my knife-- where'd I put it???" This was too funny-- Have a cookie 🍪❤️

I really liked this audio and just how honest and clumsy the yandere is. It’s cute :) also good job with the audio it’s really good quality and realistic with the background sounds. Good job 👍

I was curious since this was in my recommended. But I saw this included an "unfazed listener" and I was more intrigued 😅 this was such an interesting concept

I actually choked on my coffee at the end lol HE USES BING!

Been listening to your content for a couple of months now and I gotta say that I'm enjoying how different it feels to me from other ASMRists I've heard and that you're doing a great job and I am sending you all the good vibes for your channel to continue growing.

He sounds genuinely upset/hurt about the fact that we didn't recognize him XD

I just want to give him a kiss on the cheek before I leave, stuff my number in his pocket, and then wait at home for the clumsiest phone call ever. 😭😭

me: *giggles* him: don't laugh at me me: ok your cute and all you could have just saved some money and just poked me to wake up and asked me just hop in my bed. And i dont like knifeplay. him: o-oh me: so like want to go get some wendy's im pretty sure its still open him: ok sure

The fact I rejected a Brandon a while is pretty ironic

3:27 Leon: ow that hurt! Listener: (still tied up) uhm uh you ok? You good? 💀💀

i like how the yandere is very clumsy

this is my comfort channel

Oh no! I love him so much! X3 I wanna hug him!!!🖤🖤🖤

Yay! Another clumsy yandere!! ❤

Yandere: I know everything about you, even when you order out to eat. Me: Then..can you order something to eat then?

It's giving himbo vibes-

ewwww he uses bing

These audios always make me smile so much

I really like your content, usually asmr goes into a really weird direction and dont have any real conclusion, but at the very least you give enough that I could make up the conclusion

Please let their be a part 2 where we actually get together with him after this incident. 🙏🏿

I'm sorry but I actively had to stifle my chuckles a few times in the beginning already, esp. at the "Now where is my knife?🤔😮"

"Actually, your commitment to doing all this is like, really touching. I respect the effort. & like, I know it's not nice to say but... your fuck-ups are really endearing um. Is it okay if I stay for dinner?"

keep up the good work , luv ur voice tho ! ^^

I'm here after the stream, hiiii- I like this one, thanks again, Night!

You made my day! This might be my favourite video ever!

This Audio is so good but I was Like "No I don't want to leave! come back," and Will there ever be a part 2 of this because it was so good but so sad

This was super funny and adorable if I had the chance I would stay there forever tbh

tbh i would have just said ‘nah now that i’m here i won’t go anywhere… darling,say do you need help with something i could make you food while you rest?’

Counting down until it’s 2/13/22

That was so funny and so cute 😊

Yay yandere! 🖤🖤🖤

🗣️Part 2

Tbh I would just say back down and tied myself back up

I don't like the yandere trope. But this was brilliant!! 🤣

WAIT, BING-

id let them kidnap me out of pity tbh 🙏

Secound part🤨?

Tfw Brandon is your brother's name

This is funny bc I actually had a childhood friend called Leon Edit: And a former friend who once wanted to be called Brandon ... are you a mind reader? Or an actual stalker 👀 /j

Hehehehehe

This is so sad lol 😂

Look I love pathetic guys I would totally invite him to lunch

Kindly Sir.... HOW DID U KNOW ABOUT BRANDON???