[M4A] Your Yandere Boyfriend Loves That You're Lazy! || Anime ASMR Roleplay

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You are possibly the laziest person to ever walk the face of the planet. (Well, not literally walk, obviously.) Fortunately, you've been dating someone who for some reason seems to really like that. When their never-ending pestering and offers of gifts finally brings you to their basement you finally find out just why they love you.
Script by me, Yancon. (u/Yan-con over on Reddit.)
Pic: picrew.me/image_maker/716126
I've been a script writer for a while now and finally tried voicing one for the first time! You might have heard others perform this or other scripts of mine. They didn't steal it. I offer all of my scripts publicly for anyone to perform.
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Yandere ASMR M4A M4F Boyfriend Comedy Kidnapping Anime

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@elisasoon6035 3 года назад

Half of me believes listener is staying because they actually want to live with this guy, but the other half says their only staying because they don’t wanna go up the stairs again.

@yancon2862 3 года назад

Both highly valid reasons.

@Yourlocalwritterandartist 3 года назад

@@yancon2862 Oh you are funny- 10/10 would listen and get kidnapped by yanderes again.

@jade_monette 3 года назад

I mean I wouldn’t leave because I need to go up the stairs and the bed that is giant

@mommabutterfly496 2 года назад

@@jade_monette I just hope it sits up occasionally. Plus a fan and heater.... actually I have a bed jet that does both, under the blankets, love that thing.

@Asique_Avengallion8938 2 года назад

*VALID REASONS*

@jumjl 3 года назад

"turn off light, no stand" "Make money from bed" "Jobs for lazy" "Alexa make sandwich" Listener's search history is killing me

@juliaithinal4835 3 года назад

But the first and third are definitely me.

@Cheebie_108 2 года назад

Damn we fu©king lazy as h£ll... But he ain't wrong tho AHAHAHA!😂😂

@_.ana._. 2 года назад

I swear this is my life story

@ChaosTheory818 2 года назад

I actually have like led lights and fairy lights so I just have to turn off lights with remotes from bed

@jumjl 2 года назад

@@ChaosTheory818 same

@nom_nom_simp7390 3 года назад

"You'll never run away from me, cause I know you don't run. Or do any exercise really, I'm actually kind of worried about your health." Never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with

@stormyplayz9993 Год назад

Saaame😂😂

@warelf251 3 года назад

This man just proposed without proposing

@yancon2862 3 года назад

Well a wedding and all that would be too much effort for our dear listener.

@juliaithinal4835 2 года назад

@@yancon2862 just, bring me the papers I have to sign. And a stamp with my name on it.

@Becca_07 3 года назад

Him: **talking about how lazy I am** Me: **me casually saying thank you after every sentence like it’s nothing**

@bananasnail5019 3 года назад

Him : * talks about how lazy I am * Me : " How!? Howwww!? I…you’re really a stalker😭" Him : " You cant even run " Me : " .. WHY YOU LITTLE- " Him : * keeps saying how lazy I am" Me : " com'on Mann! I’ll get with you if you just give me my phone backkkkkkkk!😭 "

@yancon2862 3 года назад

An acceptable request, considering the listener probably can't be bothered to call the police.

@bananasnail5019 3 года назад

@@yancon2862 you- you got me there✨😃🔫

@ichigoshi9 3 года назад

@@yancon2862 True tho, Idek the police number and I'll probs just game and watch-

@Becca_07 3 года назад

@@yancon2862 The listener probably forgot the number anyways

@bluemoon1204 3 года назад

@@yancon2862 true true BUT MY GAMEES - ; - - ; i just want my games i dont even talk to people man

@fabunicorn262marshmallow4 3 года назад

This is absolutely me

@yancon2862 3 года назад

Same

@itz_syke5075 3 года назад

@@yancon2862 me to lol.

@hi-bo6li 3 года назад

Same

@sheesh1400 2 года назад

Same

@stillblue1Q 3 года назад

Now it doesn't sound that bad being kidnapped by a yandere

@yancon2862 3 года назад

Join us

@uncreativeusername4181 3 года назад

Lol im crying listener didnt go before because it meant getting out of bed. And listener's search history im crying. Listener probably did like 0 laps on the fitness gram pacer test and called it a day. As someone with executive dysfunction hell, big moods Yandere: im sorry for doing that to your internet connection Me: BRUH. RUDE. Pros of having lazy!listener: easier to keep track of, less likely to escape, more likely to cuddle with Cons: ????

@yancon2862 3 года назад

I'd assume the con is the yandere can't be lazy too. SOMEONE has to be productive.

@ChaosTheory818 2 года назад

Maybe as yandere said, your health? Bed sores and the like

@Nizati 3 года назад

This isn't me, but it was god damn hilarious. 'How to be a yandere, keep someone I love locked away like a pet without it becoming illegal... Because no matter what, my work Will find out about them'. With the most brilliant solution: Get someone so god damn lazy and food motivated, that they won't even bother going up the stairs.

@Chemist_Tea 3 года назад

This is hilarious, I spent the whole thing laughing! Though I'm kinda concerned that the listener is super, super depressed

@yancon2862 3 года назад

With my power as the author I hereby declare the listener character is NOT depressed, so rest at ease!

@perpetual_sigh 2 года назад

@@yancon2862 Wait, does that mean I'm not allowed to relate to this audio anymore? LOL /lh

@PookieBeawh Год назад

@@yancon2862 well guess this isnt for me then

@Blackemperess 3 года назад

Lazy darlings are the easiest darlings to capture and maintain. So long as the internet holds up.

@KateCantDraw Год назад

Why you gotta call me out like this XD

@Blackemperess Год назад

@@KateCantDraw Because I'm in the same boat. T_T

@ILoveMugsAndCandlesXO Год назад

Yep pretty much kidnap me all you want as long as you got Wifi I'm staying put bby

@Bl1tzkn1ght 3 года назад

I like to think that Listener is mute is that they are too lazy to speak.

@yancon2862 3 года назад

A very real possibility, all things considered!

@laratheraccon 3 года назад

,,and there is a fridge, just right next to te bed so you don’t need to get up” Sir, that’s the best thing that someone could ever make😩🤚

@unholy_nightmares3772 3 года назад

"Do u need a moment to breath or something" This is me walking up the school stairs with a face mask on 😂😂💔

@ichigoshi9 3 года назад

Its difficult to breath with a mask

@Zoogore6777 3 года назад

I don’t know if I should be happy or offended, kind sir. 😂😅 (Sidenote: Wish I could fall asleep fast like that😂)

@yancon2862 3 года назад

Why not both?

@Zoogore6777 3 года назад

@@yancon2862 You’re right, way less work to choose. 🤣

@cupid..30 3 года назад

I ACTUALLY TYPED IT A LITTLE DIFFERENT BUT I ACTUALLY SEARCHED IT I SAID “HOW TO TURN LIGHT OFF BUT NO STANDING”

@yancon2862 3 года назад

It's the chosen one! I'm glad you were able to muster the effort to comment.

@cupid..30 3 года назад

@@yancon2862 thank you🧍🏻‍♀️

@_sultana_8947 3 года назад

Simple scream as if you're panicking or something bad happened and whoecer comes tell him to do etc work for you

@cupid..30 3 года назад

Edit: i got an alexa

@dramakid3270 3 года назад

I'm ded OII- IT DID *NOT* HIT TOO CLOSE TO HOME! It was a _bullseye_ ;-;

@yancon2862 3 года назад

Well at least you aren't the only one like this.

@dramakid3270 3 года назад

@@yancon2862 Guess that _is_ a consolation

@cherryspade7267 2 года назад

10/10 accuracy.

@kanyi2968 3 года назад

"you won't run away from me because you don't run" PLEASE IM WHEEZING I CANNOT DO THIS RN UR CHANNEL IS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS ON THIS DAMN WEBSITE OH MY GOD AHAHAHGWHWVAHW

@unholy_nightmares3772 3 года назад

I cant stop cracking "Paying you money was enough to get you off your butt" 😂😂💔 o yea it IS that simple buddy

@yancon2862 3 года назад

Well you DO need money to enable you to be lazy :/

@unholy_nightmares3772 3 года назад

@@yancon2862 I mean-- exactly, but the wifi and the internet part I cant stop laughing 😂

@tokamizuki9305 2 года назад

"You're lazy to even get out of bed, so it makes me even more confident that you're lazy to even love someone else." vibes is relatable

@arichardson2811 3 года назад

Sometimes I'm to lazy to talk so I just stand quiet

@yancon2862 3 года назад

Well you're in good company here!

@_sultana_8947 3 года назад

I wish I was the same, I'm way too energetic-

@casual__thing4291 3 года назад

Okay when I first saw this I thought you mentioned it in a other way but, wow you didn’t 🧍‍♀️ “I’ll know you won’t run away from me because I know you don’t run” I started to cry from laughing-

@crisanangela8443 3 года назад

Look, if u would littelarly do that, I'd be more then happy. Boy, I'm pretty, I eat much, I sleep a lot, I'm lazy af, I'm the right person for ya. What are u waiting for?

@yancon2862 3 года назад

Just moving out the treadmill!

@mirjamgacic7024 3 года назад

The turn off light no stand got me💀im dead

@soap5648 3 года назад

I love lazy listeners because they’re relatable

@imagrandpazombie 2 года назад

I'm sorry but the way they were so excited when they said "THATS IT you don't RUN" is killing me

@lavanderesol9735 3 года назад

THIS IS BRILLIANT!!! I'M LITERALLY CRYING FROM LAUGHTER 🤣🤣

@yancon2862 3 года назад

I'm glad you like it! Yanderes can be played a variety of ways, even for comedy.

@tajeemcmuffin 3 года назад

I will move laziness from cons to pros on my dating profile now, thanks!

@yancon2862 3 года назад

Anytime

@rosanax728 3 года назад

I genuinely laughed the entire time, but that "you're like a,,,, cuddly sloth" killed me. Talk about close to home, jeez. Great job, my man 😂

@GogglesVonAwesome 3 года назад

The treadmill bit killed me. This was too good.

@kassievang4467 3 года назад

Where can you find a man like this?😤😩 Kinda wish it was real or is real 🤚👁💧👄💧👁🤚

@yancon2862 3 года назад

We can only pray to the yandere gods.

@surleru204 3 года назад

Same

@GenAqua 2 года назад

Agreed

@cherryspade7267 2 года назад

Yes

@rowanhearrold2481 3 года назад

Since I am a cuddly sloth, this does mean I get cuddles too right?

@yancon2862 3 года назад

Of course!

@rowanhearrold2481 3 года назад

@@yancon2862 Yay! :D

@lemmiedraws2334 3 года назад

Im sorry, im laughing so hard but at the same time this is actually quite sad. Like, the matter of fact, low key insulting is just so funny.... But the whole ' you're the only person lazy enough to not leave me' thing makes me wanna cry

@kaedatiger 2 года назад

I read this script earlier today and yet I'm still giggling like an idiot. You definitely know your material, Yan-con. No surprise that so many people perform your scripts.

@yancon2862 2 года назад

@essofss8999 2 года назад

All I was doing was playing Minecraft drink my tea and listening to this but when I heard "Alexa make sandwich" I spilled my tea over my screen and it is 2:37 a.m. For me. This is the best one I've heard.

@alexandrahamilton9147 3 года назад

I FEEL SO ATTACKED!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣✨✨✨✨ *TURN OFF LIGHT, NO STAND* 🤣🤣😭😭😭😭 Thank you for such a good laugh- and for helping me realize that I need to get my life together 😭😭✨ (Very good video- 10/10, would be cuddly sloth again🦥🥺💕✨)

@emilyrose9854 3 года назад

Are we sure this isn't Papyrus from undertale cuz that's the vibe I'm getting has way too much peppy energy... And freaky enough I think this is what could happen is sans got dusted and is more or less looking for a replacement and also can't come to grips with the idea that he's actually gone given the delusion of just him moving away giving papyrus abandonment issues

@yancon2862 3 года назад

I actually made a script where the speaker is more like Papyrus than Papyrus. Look out for Fake ASMR's fill of "Yandere Girl is bad at Trapping You"

@gosnfvjksnx4739 3 года назад

The voice, the listener, the story. I love it!!!! (I'm not a lazy person at all but I would gladly be lazy for this guy. Honestly, could have bribed me with a rack of ribs and the promise of cuddles. Plus I get to have my "FBI agent" take care of me.)

@ijustdostuff5227 3 года назад

I laughed my a** off when he said “you even asked Alexa to make you a sandwich” But yes I really am that lazy

@TheAmityElf 3 года назад

You: Let's just say I work for a...government agency. Me: (nods sagely) Post office?

@layla8990 3 года назад

Ah yes, finally a asmr that suits me 😌

@juliaithinal4835 2 года назад

I kinda want a sequel where we trap him in a spoon (or jet pack) cuddle.

@MagicPumpkin33 3 года назад

I would simply stayed because I'm that lonely and I have lots of issues!... Therapy is expensive anyway- (Good video btw!)

@yancon2862 3 года назад

Thanks!

@shishkibubwoop2996 3 года назад

I'm now worried this man is living in my house and is now describing me perfectly on point

@XXX-Raz 2 года назад

“ turn off light, no Stand” “Make money from bed” “Jobs for lazy” “ Alexa make sandwich” Me: pure comedy listeners search history is literally gonna kill me even more The more I listen to it

@CrucifiedMoon 3 года назад

Dont think im lazy,I get exhausted when I get up and I fall to the floor and sleep

@unknownmushroomperson9853 3 года назад

I really wish Alexa could make me a sandwich 😂

@yancon2862 3 года назад

Don't we all

@sherlockholmes9860 3 года назад

We don't even do anything remotely to exercise ??? Are we Mycroft Holmes ? xD

@BiblichorLiebert 3 года назад

I feel so loved 😭💜

@yancon2862 3 года назад

That's the goal!

@BiblichorLiebert 3 года назад

@@yancon2862 :D

@nanamiyoi8539 3 года назад

I'm convinced it was 12 stairs cause I'd call it quits too if it were even like 30

@elaboratedreamer 3 года назад

My dream man 😍

@yancon2862 3 года назад

You've got great dreams, then.

@_sultana_8947 3 года назад

I don't know how you look but I like your voice, you've got a subscriber and I hope you aren't lazy enough to make more videos😅, and I can't believe someone is actually calling me lazy -

@yancon2862 3 года назад

Your words mean a lot to me, thank you so much! And I am definitely planning to make more videos in the future.

@sora6275 3 года назад

Me gets off the couch: phew wow that was a workout!

@cbs9134 3 года назад

exactly im so lazy i dont get up in the mornings or make myself food

@devorinko72 2 года назад

I'm offended...but I took it because it's true 😩👌🏼✨ Hey, if you talk about free food, I'll get up there even if I'm a damn lazy 🌮🌮

@roastedboba9682 3 года назад

This makes my day sir your voice is 😍😘💜have a wonderful day🥺❤️

@yancon2862 3 года назад

Your comment made my day, too! Thank you so much.

@karlavv4310 3 года назад

Cuddly sloth 😭😭😭

@yancon2862 3 года назад

Please don't cry. You need to conserve your energy.

@CoReaVT 2 года назад

“You’ll never run from me. You don’t run!” It would funny if it did not hurt inside

@jooleeuh6430 3 года назад

Him: speaks about how lazy i am. Me: imagines going to sit on his imaginary couche while he speaks 😅 Someone tell me I'm not the only one who imagined this.

@hinata_stanhinata1128 3 года назад

I imagined I sat on the floor 🥲

@januselise6093 3 года назад

This is the best asmr I’ve ever seen

@cosasrandomd4068 3 года назад

Him saying that I’m lazy: Me: who sometimes gets tired of breathing and decides to stop for a second to stop procrastinating about it… Heh :,D

@cherryspade7267 2 года назад

Same

@boring_patato-simp6887 3 года назад

(Reads title) I'm not lazy tho👁👄👁and I'm single 👁👄👁😌

@yancon2862 3 года назад

That's what roleplaying is for!

@minyoongi2662 3 года назад

We all relate 😂

@yancon2862 3 года назад

Yeah, the relatability is the strength of the script! :)

@allia_storm 3 года назад

The cuddly sloth cracked me up. 😂😂😂

@NeePhyliim 3 года назад

THIS IS SO GOOD!!! I LOVE THIS!!! I'M CRYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@DeJ-md2mo 2 года назад

Not yancon calling me out in the first minute The money part got me, thats always the last resort for everyone i know to get me to do something lmao TT

@nanamilover8434 3 года назад

I love listening to this one it’s so funny

@yancon2862 3 года назад

Yeah, I love funny yanderes.

@dumbnikki3053 2 года назад

i wouldnt be this lazy if i were someone i would clean the whole house everyday

@cookienamah4179 3 года назад

It could be pure laziness or iron deficiency tbh cuz I have it and it’s fairly the same LMAOAOA we be sleeping in for 13-14+ hours and the brain doesn’t function right (like cognitive functions or thinking) so listener head cannon 😌💪

@gataay 2 года назад

Not called laziness It’s called anxiety abd depression

@yumehoshi3114 3 года назад

"Annnddd your off to sleep" XD god!!!

@squirrelle 3 года назад

You know... I just really don't like people. Randomly late at night I have so much energy that I need to run. But... Maybe you can run with me when that happens 😂. You know... Run with me... Chase me because you think I'm escaping... We'll both get our exercise

@yancon2862 3 года назад

Bold of you to threaten to run. The door just got an extra lock.

@squirrelle 3 года назад

@@yancon2862 😮 but... You're concerned for my health, yeah? Gotta exercise

@yancon2862 3 года назад

@@squirrelle *Confused Yandere Noises*

@gamingplayz10 3 года назад

The narraitor in games when you have been standing in one spot for one hour:

@JOHAN-ml8vn 2 года назад

my stomach hurts... im laughing at the title sm LMAOO boy really just told us to take our time breathing 😩😩😩😩 yo how lazy are we akkdks im dead

@Ray-op7xc Год назад

Put this on because I kept procrasginating very important stuff like getting a drivers licence and organizing my obligatory stay abroad and now I got super anxious because the time is very much running out and its totally on me. So yeah hahahah it was kinda nice to have somebody call me out like that😭 (vs the usual asmr themes where people affirm you and tell you you're doing great) (That would make me feel worse because no. No I'm not.)

@attica50 3 года назад

Okay. So apparently the cia guy on my phone has a RU-vid....

@yancon2862 3 года назад

That's why we're better than the FBI!

@goldfishcrackers7845 2 года назад

Perfection, 100% relatable. I love it. I laughed so hard 😂😂😂

@saturn.k4103 Год назад

HELP "TURN OFF LIGHT NO STAND" GOT ME

@helloimawakenow9442 3 года назад

God please be real😭😭😭

@yancon2862 3 года назад

Fingers crossed!

@dulcepaz8075 2 года назад

If there's a fridge next to the bed, then...count me in! I would not think twice, I'm to lazy for that ¯\_ಠ_ಠ_/¯

@megan.romanowicz7571 3 года назад

*talks about how lazy I am* Me:……. Good sir how do you know all this You stalker

@kattiemoses5404 3 года назад

O.o I hate the fact that this is me on a daily basis And I'm just like bro I need to Go touch some grass But I'm too lazy to go😰

@yancon2862 3 года назад

Don't worry, I'll bring some grass to you to touch. Wouldn't want you to over-exert yourself.

@sammiboi1752 2 года назад

Sir- please no I’m gonna die from laughing I swear

@MachidaMaki 2 года назад

Why do I get the feeling that this guy is in love with Tanaka kun from Tanaka Kun is always listless? Lolol

@6bodys7skulls53 3 года назад

I have no will to get up at all even if I have to go to school :) my lazy ass will just stay in bed and sleep allay- and possibly sometimes go out and exercise unless I gotta bring my dogs out XD I will also only get up for food or any kind of drink uvu :D It was funny and nice listening to this lol XD you also sound like a man from the 90s or something and I love it :3 Keep up the great work ! Don’t stress yourself out tho :)❤️

@yancon2862 3 года назад

I'm curious what you mean by "like a man from the 90s." Is it the word choice? Accent? Voice?

@6bodys7skulls53 3 года назад

@@yancon2862 Accent the and wording :> and one of my siblings said you sound like the 1960s i guess I can agree lol they also sound like you are from a mafia XD and sorry for not responding sooner I went outside to practice shooting targets

@yumehoshi3114 3 года назад

"Leave you be and you not move" XD