"Im a big firey demon." and im a sleepdeprived college student who has lived off of almost nothing but coffee and lettuce for almost 8 weeks. you aint got shit on me.
Demon boi "What do you mean you've seen some shit?!" Listener "Sir, I've encountered a werewolf, a dragon king, a god, a pirate that can kill you in the matter of seconds, I survived the apocalypse, and a bunch of other shit that has happened to me so do your worst!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And then there is me who thought "Bro have you seen what I look like after getting up in the morning? Or how I look in general? Its pure nightmare fuel."
"Im a big fiery demon who opened a hole in hell" Well i am sleep deprived, and in need for coffe, so if you don't get away from the counter, well have problems
Me: I’m the nice person. Treat me well or I’m going to send you back the fun way. For me it’s fun, but for you... your going to be praying to god or someone to save you =)
Him: “It’s not everyday that a creature made out of pure vice and hellfire stands before you...” Me:... “You haven’t met my elder sister yet, have you?”
I love how listener just don't give a damn about life anymore. Just woke up, saw a demon in the living room and thought "Oh, there's a demon. Is this what we're doing now? Okay."
Him: "Worried that a demon has come to collect your soul?" Me: *pokes at red hair* "What soul? Oh, it's long gone, my friend." Also him: "Point me in the direction of the largest bedroom." Also me: "My room, down the hall. I demand cuddles though, you look nice and warm." I love his snark, absolutely love it.
him : you dont seem bothered that demon is in your living room me who dint had any sleep in 2 days because of exams: *no shit, now ima go sleep, dont burn anything down and cleanup the mess*
Him; “ugh mortals these days are all desensitized to the supernatural” Me;”most of us are depressed man I don’t know what to tell you......Cheeto puff? ”
Eating can wait for a bit longer this is more important. Why do I feel like the listener is a gen Z since we keep sassing him and being nonchalant about him being in our house. Love the new character hope to see more of him
him: "I'm a big, fiery demon who just opened a hole in hell!" Me: cool, im a small, insomniac, attic demon, who lives off candy and energy drinks, your point?
my favorite thing about arrogant characters like this is quipping back irl "An unfathomable creature such as myself" I dunno, look pretty fathomabl e to me. "You thought I looked cold?" I mean, you're not wearing a shirt, sir.
Him: *appears* My religious self: *insert crucifix hamster meme* Also me: no wait...he’s kinda fine- okay never mind he can stay Okay but he is like so incredibly aesthetically pleasing to look at and I love him already🥰
I love how he acts all offended when we act like we couldn't care less about what he 'could' do to us. Totally nailed the 'demon of pride'! Hope this series continues for a long while, and thank you for all your hard work Siren! ♥
"Im a big fiery demon standing in the middle of your living room" And im a sleep deprived person that wants hot chocolate and wants to watch tv NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME-
*Demon wondering why I'm not scared.* *Me looking at him up and down:* Sweetheart, you could snarl your teeth at me and I'd find it adorable. *Demon now wondering why we're not mesmerized by him.* Me: Sir we just meet. What do I need to be impressed about? The fact that you're one big piece of eye candy? (Also, did he just have a fantasy dream about us kissing as soon as he went to sleep? .... Man we are on a roll when it comes to wooing! Thanks Nix.)
GOD.DAMMMMN.IT. SIRENS SON A NEW CHARACTER????? I SWEAR TO FREAKING GOD YOURE JUST GONNA HAVE THE *AUDACITY* TO THROW IN MORE FREAKING LORE MAKING ME UPDATE MY FREAKING LORE CHART INTRODUCING A MAN WITH *THAT* VOICE AHHHH
Hey! Gehenna is also a reference too. Siren did some collab work w DesmondASMR. The channel has a bit of a connecting lore w the prince series and the gangster series and evidence provides in his voice acting vid. But in those vids they mention a place in the north called Gehenna.
It would be kinda neet if the 'dream protection' was actually just giving him control over the listeners dreams and he starts using it to try and learn more about them to take them over, but after a while it changes to him trying to whoo the listener in their sleep using a different face. Like by day he'd be this tsunder-ish demon and by night a sweet and romantic dream lover.
"I'm a big firey demon who just ripped open a portal from hell and landed in you living room" Me , a pagan witch with horrible self-preservation and can't seem to stop attracting harmful entities : ok and? If you wanted me to be afraid then why do you look like a walking hot cheeto with chest hair?
Bale:*bosting on how good looking he is and how I should be in awe* Me: listen here pretty boy yes you are stunning but if you don't show me respect I'll be sure you fear me just as much ya do your brother *has a bottle of holly water*
You know, the item he gives the listener seems to be a little more specific then blessing them with good dreams and drive away nightmares. I have a theory The item he gives the listener is actually a way to see and/or experience the listener’s deepest desires in the form of a dream. If I got anywhere even remotely close I’ll be very proud of myself XD
Demon: no I don't eat souls personally I'm a fan of grilled cheese Me://holding cheese stick bread and mushroom soup Demon:gave me that mortal//trying to take it Me :No!! Not my lover cheese stick bread//hissing
Him: you should be scared Me: my brain has come up with things more creepy and scarier so you are just a walk in a park now if you don't mind I just want to chill in my own house and forget you're here
Him : "What have you seen that can top this" Me who has seen demons cuz of sleep paralysis and other resons that only god knows about: "........A few of your kind and some other shit- Now move so i can make some goddamn Coffee"
Okay, this was both brilliant and hilarious! Never have I heard the Millennial/Gen Z experience captured so perfectly! *Demon shows up* 'Yup, this is about right for a Saturday night in 2021' "Cower before me mortal!" 'My dude, unless you are project deadlines/overdue statements/a worldwide shortage of caffine you literally cannot scare me, not even this unplanned social interaction can bother me at 11:17pm.' "But, but-" 'I have seen too much shit in my 3 decades to muster enough energy to emotionally engage right now-tea?' This was what I could hear going on and I may have had a proper laugh! Fantastic work as always! 😁
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