"All of my friends are gonna think I'm a loser-" You mean to tell me that the guy is a Yandere, probably has ended bloodlines for his crush, but is scared of his friends l a u g h i n g at him? Icon.
@@ej-ej49 NO JUST THINK ABT IT, YANDERES EVERYWHERE TRYING TO ONE UP THE OTHER LIKE “yeah well my girlfriend said i was cool” “aww that’s cute, my *darling* told me she loved me the other day” LIKE IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY CULT MEETINGS TRYING TO SUMMON DEMONS TO HELP WIN THEIR LOVED ONES OVER LMFAOOO
@@yuexdange896 LMFAODKSJHDHAAHA "Yeah I actually used chloroform," *"Chloroform?* You didn't even TRY to do it in a caring way? You should've drugged her favourite food-" "Don't judge me Jeremy!"
He’s so adorable 😭 no wonder why I dropped the charges and started an official relationship with him, the laughs make me forget how crazy he can get sometimes.
Honestly, I would be the type of person that would tell someone "No no no, you have to up the dosage by *another* half a teaspoon!" and I'm absolutely proud of that.
POV: Your sweet theatre boyfriend got the bad guy role as the Yandere kidnapper, so you and him write a roleplay script for him to act out. 😊 This is so adorable. I can NOT rn! ❤️❤️❤️
Ah Yan-chan our meme minds are in perfect sync! Jesus christ these jokes almost killed me ♡ The sad music, the spongebob refference in the end... Pure gold *chef's kiss*
"any second now!" ......... *AHEM* "Any second now!" .................... "I'm very sorry-" This is probably one of the most funniest yandere I ever seen and the most wholesome one😭
Whenever I see your videos on my recommendations I know they're going to be hilarious 😂 You've become my favorite asmrtist, keep up with the good work! Take care 💛🌼
1:32 ---🤣 retroactive invitation? I should've used that when I was a kid and got caught sneaking into a movie theatre. Cool audio Yan Con! LOVED IT!!!😊💚👍
Ah! drug amounts come up again. If i'm riding with you, we're getting some awful fast food, some ice cream, and a couple bags of Doritos. Then we're going back to my place. To my basement. Ignore the conveniently locked door. Aw, sorry for the disappointment, but you're not the only one down here. HEY GUYS, GIVE HIM THE BARD PRE-MADE CHARACTER AND LETS PLAY SOME DND, WOO!!!!! *watches Yan desperately try to escape*
I didn't stop smiling and laughing while watching this, thank you, I'm still laughing at how hard he to drug me and when he added the sad music! 🤣 (I made a few mistakes while typing this, I just fixed them)
Hi love. I've been waiting for your new work. I finally had time to rest, I even slept all day yesterday. Giantess/giant and succubus/incubus? Quite an unexpected duet, but it turned out interesting and funny, hah. I love everything you do. I wish you a good time. And I miss you until the next script 🌧☔️
4:28 "You can put your fave song on" me in the trunk: MAYBE IM TOO EMOTIONAL, YOUR EMPHATY LIKE A WOUND IN SALT, MAYBE IM TOO EMOTIONAL, OR MAYBE YOU NEVER CARED AT ALLLL, GOOD 4 U, U LOIK HALOY AND HEALTHY NOT ME IF U EVER CARED TI ASK
First start of the video : I made a wood carving of your face above my ceiling so you can watch me sleep too c: " It's werid but it was cute to hear and funny lol 😂 btw this is funny on the sandwich part 😂
To me a particularly funny scenario with this specific boy, would be if we manage to successfully kidnap him and land him this line for his friends on their next "monthly meeting"(?¿? Idk I genuinely don't know): "Hm what? The kidnapping? Oooh.... thaaat,... so, I didn't had to do that. Why? Oh, because they kidnapped me. W-what? What do you mean what do I mean? I manage to make them so obsessed with me that *THEY* kidnapped *ME* and I didn't even had to lift a finger, why? Your partner doesn't do that with you? You didn't manage to get them to go yandere FOR you? Because *I* (dramatic pause) *DID* !!!!" Idk, it just sounded funny in my head
@@yancon2862 I bring both kind just to make sure if didn’t want the other, also No it nottt why do you keep thinking I’m trying to drugged you humph 😣 I’m just being nice