[M4A] Yandere Boyfriend Sucks at Kidnapping You But You Humor Them || Anime ASMR Roleplay 

_"I promise you'll get stockholm syndrome."_ That is the weirdest sweetest thing I've heard from a yandere RP.

Honestly think a yandere that convinces their crush to LET them kidnap them is winning at being a yandere. It's so stupid it's impressive!

"All of my friends are gonna think I'm a loser-" You mean to tell me that the guy is a Yandere, probably has ended bloodlines for his crush, but is scared of his friends l a u g h i n g at him? Icon.

He’s so adorable 😭 no wonder why I dropped the charges and started an official relationship with him, the laughs make me forget how crazy he can get sometimes.

This is hilarious, you almost want to humour him for how bad he is

Honestly, I would be the type of person that would tell someone "No no no, you have to up the dosage by *another* half a teaspoon!" and I'm absolutely proud of that.

Alright man it's 4:57 am here and I had to gather the might of Zeus to not laugh like a hyena because of that fuckin violin music WHEEZE

HOW DARE THIS MAN CREATE SUCH ADORABLE CHARACTERS

POV: Your sweet theatre boyfriend got the bad guy role as the Yandere kidnapper, so you and him write a roleplay script for him to act out. 😊 This is so adorable. I can NOT rn! ❤️❤️❤️

If a yandere comes to me and start playing spongebob memes, I'm definitely going to have Stockholm syndrome

Oh god that "sad" music just made me crack up. Sempai, you must know by now I've gained so much tolerance so I need another sandwich

STOP BUT THE “SWEETHEART” ALWAYS GETS ME DNALDJSKOA😭

"A sandwich" Just to make sure there are no drugs you should have the FIRST bite

I will go with him purely out of pity.

"Look if we're doing this kidnapping, I don't do basements. Its above ground or it's not happening."

Ah Yan-chan our meme minds are in perfect sync! Jesus christ these jokes almost killed me ♡ The sad music, the spongebob refference in the end... Pure gold *chef's kiss*

This reminds me of Papyrus from undertale when he tries so hard to make Frisk fall into his trap. It’s so cute 🥰

god, how are you coming up with these??? you're hilarious 😂

I found this so funny especially with the violin music to help feel the sorrow! 🤣 Amazing and incredible work! 🔥

How much rope and ducktape is in there? I mean... That is either a tiny trunk or an obscene amount of ducktape and rope.

He is so adorable i would just pat him on his head, tell him everything is gonna be okay and then let him kidnap me.

"any second now!" ......... *AHEM* "Any second now!" .................... "I'm very sorry-" This is probably one of the most funniest yandere I ever seen and the most wholesome one😭

Whenever I see your videos on my recommendations I know they're going to be hilarious 😂 You've become my favorite asmrtist, keep up with the good work! Take care 💛🌼

Idk but I was expecting Mr. Krabs playing with the smallest violin of the world🦀

This is the most awkward and amazing kidnapping I’ve ever witnessed 🤣

Cucumber Approved

02:04 OKAY ,BECAUSE OF LAUGH ,I SPAT OUT MY DRINK

Dam...i thought he's crazy but listening to this make me realised us the listener is crazy just...more controlled crazy

These scripts are genius wow

1:32 ---🤣 retroactive invitation? I should've used that when I was a kid and got caught sneaking into a movie theatre. Cool audio Yan Con! LOVED IT!!!😊💚👍

-_- a sandwich… sorry sir but I am a bit smarter than that ❤️

I love these videos because it never fail's to make me laugh

this yandere has lliterally an audio in their phone for sad moments? just like me! i have meme audios too LOL

Ah! drug amounts come up again. If i'm riding with you, we're getting some awful fast food, some ice cream, and a couple bags of Doritos. Then we're going back to my place. To my basement. Ignore the conveniently locked door. Aw, sorry for the disappointment, but you're not the only one down here. HEY GUYS, GIVE HIM THE BARD PRE-MADE CHARACTER AND LETS PLAY SOME DND, WOO!!!!! *watches Yan desperately try to escape*

I didn't stop smiling and laughing while watching this, thank you, I'm still laughing at how hard he to drug me and when he added the sad music! 🤣 (I made a few mistakes while typing this, I just fixed them)

Hi love. I've been waiting for your new work. I finally had time to rest, I even slept all day yesterday. Giantess/giant and succubus/incubus? Quite an unexpected duet, but it turned out interesting and funny, hah. I love everything you do. I wish you a good time. And I miss you until the next script 🌧☔️

I don't typically watch yandere videos. These are too funny though, so I make an exception :]

Honestly, I want to witness the second attempt

2:31 what in the name of god is that sound :)))))))

Yan: *ranting about his trunk or smt* Me: *munches on drug sandwich* 🥪 Edit: *Im about to school this dude at air hockey so hard*

4:28 "You can put your fave song on" me in the trunk: MAYBE IM TOO EMOTIONAL, YOUR EMPHATY LIKE A WOUND IN SALT, MAYBE IM TOO EMOTIONAL, OR MAYBE YOU NEVER CARED AT ALLLL, GOOD 4 U, U LOIK HALOY AND HEALTHY NOT ME IF U EVER CARED TI ASK

Omg I laughed so much at the beginning

First start of the video : I made a wood carving of your face above my ceiling so you can watch me sleep too c: " It's werid but it was cute to hear and funny lol 😂 btw this is funny on the sandwich part 😂

Him:when was the last time I broke the law Me ::Literally yesterday you said it was that or ice cream and I'm lactose intolerance

*behind the scenes but the detector think it will look good as comedy so he secretly record us while we practice :)*

Wow this was really funny I loved it a lot

you should have put the sad music when he drops the sandwich 😂

the sad music lmao😭 and how obvious the sandwich was😭

To me a particularly funny scenario with this specific boy, would be if we manage to successfully kidnap him and land him this line for his friends on their next "monthly meeting"(?¿? Idk I genuinely don't know): "Hm what? The kidnapping? Oooh.... thaaat,... so, I didn't had to do that. Why? Oh, because they kidnapped me. W-what? What do you mean what do I mean? I manage to make them so obsessed with me that *THEY* kidnapped *ME* and I didn't even had to lift a finger, why? Your partner doesn't do that with you? You didn't manage to get them to go yandere FOR you? Because *I* (dramatic pause) *DID* !!!!" Idk, it just sounded funny in my head

Love this 💕

One year later and now one anniversary when You took that sandwich🥪

.....Yandere boi breaks in and the person is frantically trying to clean the bloody sheets (the viewer os on their period), what does the Yandere do?

ask Cinnamon Bun for lessons on kidnapping!! XD

I'm dying lmao 🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂💀 Also it's really easy to kidnap me like so easy it's sad 🥴

There were just to many memes I could have made here

Hey at least he's polite 🙂

I think i know this due

D-did you just played that sad violin?

I’m late but aye epic video as always, but since today I got no pop tarts done yet here have a Cola and sandwich 😌

Why do you have to put the music it makes me laugh 🤣🤣🤣

I- Why did I watch this it was funny tho

*sad violin music plays*

A yanderd play book?? :D *ahem* i-is this umm real? Asking for a friend :) 😇

LMFAO

Your funny