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[M4A] Your Uber Eats Deliveryman is a Yandere!? || Anime ASMR Roleplay 

Yan Con
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You ordered some food online from Uber Eats. When the deliveryman arrives however, he's really a bit of an oddball. And he seems to know more than he should? And why is he trying to give you the homecooked meal he made with love!?
Script by me, Yancon. (u/Yan-con over on Reddit.)
Pic: picrew.me/imag...
You might have heard others perform this or other scripts of mine. They didn't steal it. I offer all of my scripts publicly for anyone to perform.
P.S. Daniel is an amazing name.
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Yandere ASMR M4A M4F Sweet Kind Wholesome Comedy Stalker Stalking Anime Roleplay ASMR Roleplay Accent Food Funny Humorous

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12 июн 2021

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Комментарии : 126   
@konata9828
@konata9828 3 года назад
*Daniel: Gives a subscription about himself* Daniel: Now your turn! Me: Bro I just want my food 🤨
@imafish883
@imafish883 3 года назад
Like bro- i want eat my damn food and AiNt' ShArE MY fOoD Or ElSe i wOuLd BeAt You Up" -me when im own that thing.
@terracotta3401
@terracotta3401 3 года назад
That random ass " i look up the zodiac sign..." in the end lmao😭
@terrifiedpossum2335
@terrifiedpossum2335 3 года назад
WHATS THE ZODIAC
@elaboratedreamer
@elaboratedreamer 3 года назад
☆☆☆☆ A bit odd, but was very kind. Even made me his own home-cooked meal! I put it in the fridge to save for later. Also gives surprisingly good hugs? Overall, pretty good service, wouldn't mind him delivering to me again.
@RatLordOmega
@RatLordOmega 3 года назад
Okay but listen, hear me out. UberEats for Yandere lovers, order specifications + flavor of yandere and boom. Elon Musk aint got nothing on my startup ideas.
@yancon2862
@yancon2862 3 года назад
I feel like the food would always be drugged, though...
@crescenteon7619
@crescenteon7619 3 года назад
Kid you are definitely going places, in fact I’d invest in that idea
@stardevilbunny1187
@stardevilbunny1187 3 года назад
Ayo! I like the fuck out of this😊. Where do I sign up?
@strawberry2063
@strawberry2063 3 года назад
Sooo how much money would you need to start an idea like this? Id happily invest and rob a couple banks to get this
@Basiick
@Basiick 3 года назад
Him: *talking about himself and introducing himself* Me: Holy shit bro that's crazy! *but my pizza tho?*
@izukumidoriya1594
@izukumidoriya1594 3 года назад
🍕
@xhydex9507
@xhydex9507 3 года назад
I mean really who turns down free food? A crazy person that's who.
@stardevilbunny1187
@stardevilbunny1187 3 года назад
As an Uber eats driver I feel slightly ✨uncomfy✨ when I go to the same place more than twice. But I love this guy, can he come over to my house?
@erii7816
@erii7816 2 года назад
lol this is a sign you’re going to evolve into this yandere 😭
@stardevilbunny1187
@stardevilbunny1187 2 года назад
@@erii7816 nAh G. I don't do Uber no more 😉
@erii7816
@erii7816 2 года назад
@@stardevilbunny1187 lmao ok then 😭
@hellochloee
@hellochloee 3 года назад
I READ THE TITLE SO WRONG *Your Uber, eats deliveryman is a yandere!?"* thats how i read it 😭
@kills99ofhoes15
@kills99ofhoes15 3 года назад
Bro same, i had a seizure reading it 😭 its on me though 🤣🤣
@nonbinarycrow7138
@nonbinarycrow7138 3 года назад
Me: I’m not going to hug you Him: Are you really going to turn down free food in this economy Me: touché
@eggos-.-
@eggos-.- 3 года назад
Just saying WE NEED A PART 2 (you don’t have to if it’s to much work)
@dellyring4919
@dellyring4919 3 года назад
Yes
@darlingstrawb
@darlingstrawb 3 года назад
agreed!
@unnecessary_dreamer
@unnecessary_dreamer 3 года назад
Hell yes!!
@beturasimp8521
@beturasimp8521 2 года назад
We always need a part 2
@amberg4131
@amberg4131 10 месяцев назад
Thirdseys
@cucumber7199
@cucumber7199 3 года назад
Cucumber Approved ‎
@nonymous_flower2003
@nonymous_flower2003 3 года назад
My life is simple, I see Yan Con, I CLICK (btw, that deliveryman got nice attention to detail)
@Yourlocalwritterandartist
@Yourlocalwritterandartist 3 года назад
I saw it and straight up said "This finna be funny innt." Edit : I was right I laughed so hard at the end I fell off my chair.
@pimpchimpin1439
@pimpchimpin1439 3 года назад
"The first order is free if you give the delivery driver a hug" I would just pay the money-
@voreatlas4172
@voreatlas4172 3 года назад
when you're also into heavymetal and punk music-
@travisphelps164
@travisphelps164 3 года назад
SIR. You getting a one star I just wanted my Taco Bell 😭🌮 (ALSO AMAZING ASMR LOVED IT)
@karlavv4310
@karlavv4310 3 года назад
I love how the way you voice act is so casual 😭🤚🏽 I really liked the detail of the astrology signs also may the 4th be with you PD: my friend you did a good job investigating, yes Taurus is more likely to be an stalker because they represent obsession in some aspects of astrology among other things (but that depends on much more complex stuff)
@Jj-rn5xp
@Jj-rn5xp 3 года назад
Brooo deadass delivery people would be the best stalkers they know ya name ya address whether you live alone or not. And what you look like and for food delivery they know your number too 😂😂😂👁👄👁
@Yourlocalwritterandartist
@Yourlocalwritterandartist 3 года назад
D a m n now that uber driver looking lowkey sus.
@Nizati
@Nizati 3 года назад
Plus, if I'm not mistaken uber drivers literally 'rate' and leave remarks about their riders so that uber drivers can feel safe. I imagine it wouldn't be too hard to get a whole personality profile from that alone.
@warelf251
@warelf251 3 года назад
And that’s the last time the listener ever used Uber eats..haha I loved this though!
@squirrelle
@squirrelle 3 года назад
You're videos are so fun!
@Sakura_Mune
@Sakura_Mune 3 года назад
I would have been hella overwhelmed if he introduced himself so fast and asked me questions... ...and and this made me feel a bit uncomfortable lol
@crescenteon7619
@crescenteon7619 3 года назад
1:56 what’s next on the list my Social Security number?
@taylora3073
@taylora3073 3 года назад
This was awesome😂 I loved it hopefully we'll get to meet Daniel again, we can bond over having the same zodiac sign
@itsmrleorio3975
@itsmrleorio3975 3 года назад
We’re both Taurus’ ♉️ മ◡മ
@unholy_nightmares3772
@unholy_nightmares3772 3 года назад
I just love your yandere audios the most cz they're not the usual cringey slurping noodles BaByGiRl bs 😂
@yancon2862
@yancon2862 3 года назад
I don't really watch many M4F yandere ASMRs (Other than fills of my scripts) to know the tropes so you lost me at slurping noodles.
@unholy_nightmares3772
@unholy_nightmares3772 3 года назад
@@yancon2862 😂😂🤧 I'm glad u dont so plz dont do that itll be cringey as shit we love your asmr/audio as it is I promise
@pineapplesio
@pineapplesio 3 года назад
YALL GETTING SO CREATIVE WITH THE TITLES LOVE IT
@chrisleyhe9039
@chrisleyhe9039 Год назад
He's a Taurus and he likes heavy metal. That's 2 points for him. And I think it's Taurus male and gemeni females that are the most yandere. Cool audio Yan Con! LOVED IT!!!😊💚👍
@strawberry2063
@strawberry2063 3 года назад
Is it just me or would I eat the home-cooked meal he made just because his rants were kinda cute? Like drugged or not I feel like the rants about how much work he put in deserves at least some kind of validation >
@cheri__stuka1179
@cheri__stuka1179 3 года назад
Him : my birthday is the four May The video : the sign that fit a yandere is taurus Me :.... Welp ( I'm born the fourth may)
@tajeemcmuffin
@tajeemcmuffin 3 года назад
Me, a taurus who loves yandere trope: *nervously sweating*
@holeycheese9429
@holeycheese9429 3 года назад
Hello from a fellow capricorn.
@AnimationNeverGonnaGiveYouUp
@AnimationNeverGonnaGiveYouUp 3 года назад
Ahhh right when I was wondering about an upload! Thanks for the upload and congrats on almos 1k
@yancon2862
@yancon2862 3 года назад
Well it's 1k now :D, thank you so much! (I'll try to upload weekly but no promises.)
@AnimationNeverGonnaGiveYouUp
@AnimationNeverGonnaGiveYouUp 3 года назад
@@yancon2862 Definitely no pressure! We’re always here for the great content
@wspitsaddisone2213
@wspitsaddisone2213 3 года назад
Oml the voice the script the way you say it its phenomenal 👏👏👏👏
@garcianichesha-11humms15
@garcianichesha-11humms15 3 года назад
I. AM.🔥*E A R L Y*🔥 *AND I LOVE THIS* 👉👈😢
@emi-reth002
@emi-reth002 3 года назад
Fuck not again, I'm in love with Daniel 😔❤️
@chocomirukudesu849
@chocomirukudesu849 3 года назад
May the Fourth be with you, Daniel
@yancon2862
@yancon2862 3 года назад
I chose the birthday randomly and started wondering later why everyone was talking about star wars.
@chocomirukudesu849
@chocomirukudesu849 3 года назад
@@yancon2862 what a coinky dink :)
@CovenedInRed
@CovenedInRed 3 года назад
Ngl for like 30 seconds straight i read it like “your uber eats deliverymen” (like the uber actually EATS deliverymen)
@aobabaika4704
@aobabaika4704 3 года назад
Oh my god... I just so wanna see a next part of this one... Jesus Christ all your videos are making me crack so much xD There is no "best or funnier" video anymore, just all of them in the same shinning spot of "you almost chocked me to death with the laughter". ♡
@Nizati
@Nizati 3 года назад
Ya know, from someone just diagnosed with diabetes, hearing that sugar content part was actually... kinda sweet (pun intended). Plus yeah I haven't cheated yet because I kinda like my toes and not going into a coma but trust me, it's only a matter of time before I snap and order the biggest pizza or something.
@Alice-xg8mj
@Alice-xg8mj 3 года назад
I NEED PART 2😳🛐🛐🛐 Its too good
@Idk-by2wp
@Idk-by2wp 3 года назад
Yandere uber eats: *talks * Me: #fear
@soniak2875
@soniak2875 3 года назад
Daniel got me tilting my head looking confused at first I'll answer your questions just gimme my food please but I'm not saying my weight
@VentureVA
@VentureVA 3 года назад
LOL! I'm pretty sure I work with a Daniel... 😂
@sunlightovernight
@sunlightovernight 3 года назад
Oh gosh I freaking LOVE your yandere roleplays 😂They are always so fun
@haleyycopter
@haleyycopter 3 года назад
YEEEESSSSSSSS ANOTHERRRRR
@marshmallowpoptartt
@marshmallowpoptartt 3 года назад
All I wanted was my food a Poptart sometimes gotta eat too -~-
@ynln1559
@ynln1559 3 года назад
I have a friend who's name is Daniel and he is the same zodiac sign as me. (♉ Taurus ♉) and he lives near me and we hanged out alot and now I can't stop seeing him as a yandere 😃🖐️😭😂
@sleepydays2726
@sleepydays2726 2 года назад
For a moment I didn't think he meant staring into our window but instead I pictured him at a family gathering or with friends and he's just staring aggressively out of a window like a cat lol
@yancon2862
@yancon2862 2 года назад
LOL!
@newaccount6791
@newaccount6791 3 года назад
👁️👄👁️ I just wanted wings
@kills99ofhoes15
@kills99ofhoes15 3 года назад
Him : we're been talking for a long time, well, I've been talking Me : what did you expect? This is an introvert zone, now hand me my food i am starving
@isaacfoster4580
@isaacfoster4580 3 года назад
0:44 YES YES YESSSSS finally someone who likes heavy metal I’m finally not the only one
@yancon2862
@yancon2862 3 года назад
🤘
@JuniperJusticeASMR
@JuniperJusticeASMR Год назад
NAILED IT! (I think Scorpio is the most yandere sign.)
@yancon2862
@yancon2862 Год назад
Fancy seeing you here. 🤣Welcome!
@terrifiedpossum2335
@terrifiedpossum2335 3 года назад
I NEED A PART 2
@localcrackhead2152
@localcrackhead2152 3 года назад
Daniel is fucking amazing
@midarislefteyeball430
@midarislefteyeball430 3 года назад
*realizes that daniel is lowkey a guy version of myself*🧍🏻‍♀️💔 THAT DOESNT INCLUDED THE STALKING/ISH STUFF BTW NAHAHHAH
@DanielDaniel-uh3or
@DanielDaniel-uh3or 3 года назад
Who is the character in your pfp
@midarislefteyeball430
@midarislefteyeball430 3 года назад
@@DanielDaniel-uh3or eda from black lagoon 🗿
@DanielDaniel-uh3or
@DanielDaniel-uh3or 3 года назад
@@midarislefteyeball430 oh thank you
@zoeym1747
@zoeym1747 10 месяцев назад
I haven't seen an asmr video like this before. This was good and interesting to listen to. I look forward to a part two if that happens.
@yancon2862
@yancon2862 10 месяцев назад
There isn't a sequel script for this, I'm afraid. I tend to write one-shots only.
@tokaaph4724
@tokaaph4724 2 года назад
I m really like your video!alway make me so happy Plz keep makeing your work!
@Theonintendo
@Theonintendo 3 года назад
Omg I love you Daniel ! I want more pls
@cuddlyteabear7526
@cuddlyteabear7526 3 года назад
Me after he leaves:what a wired guy but he dose make good food-
@funnyroach1039
@funnyroach1039 2 года назад
Man I just wanted some McDonalds
@reginacoeli7106
@reginacoeli7106 3 года назад
I always thought that Scorpio was the yandare sign, as far as I remember( which is probably wrong) Scorpio is the most persistence, vindictive and mysterious of the zodiac. They're basically the FBI agent that knows everything about everyone they know, either to make sure that person is good enough for them, or just so they can use it to destroy'em later if they dare to stab their back. Now, am I a specialist on zodiacs? No. Am I projecting this idea on a RU-vid comment because I'm a Taurus, and know just how much a hard headed I am, I'd do absolutely anything and everything to make sure that the ones I love are safe, hold on to absolutely *any* sign of affection someone shows me, and a weird need have their undivided attention when spending time together? ..... maybe Oh, I see now
@goldfishcrackers7845
@goldfishcrackers7845 2 года назад
YOU'RE AMAZING XD Im laughing my butt off- stop itt- XDD
@yancon2862
@yancon2862 2 года назад
That's the aim of my more comedic scripts!
@rainibiyomi
@rainibiyomi 3 года назад
SiR, I waNt mY foOd plEase!!! Im ✨h u n g r y✨
@Eliza.x
@Eliza.x 3 года назад
He likes heavy metal, im okay with him kidnapping me we could talk about Slipknot
@MorbidlyObeseChell
@MorbidlyObeseChell 2 года назад
Him: it's high in fat and sugers Me: baka I am trying to have a heart attack to get out of differental equations. give me my paula dean's butter fried meat and butter cake rn. Also I am not fats I am just big boned
@luraydarlaiy1120
@luraydarlaiy1120 9 месяцев назад
Hi love. I like your new script, yes it's spicier than usual, it's impossible not to notice. I'm embarrassed, but in a good way. It's cute. And the jokes remain as funny as usual. I love your poems, even though they're small in the script, they're good, it's a talent. Talent says that a person has a soul, no matter how bad you may feel sometimes, there is beauty in you. I love everything you do, because the action of a person is themselves. I can sometimes go overboard with sentimentality, maybe. Sorry.🧸🌹
@yancon2862
@yancon2862 9 месяцев назад
No need to apologize. Your sentimentality is poetic, in a good way, I feel. It's a positive trait, I would say. I was actually second guessing myself about the poems, so I'm glad you liked them.
@SoulFlames.
@SoulFlames. 3 года назад
Not today fam- im kinda stingy towards uber eats since one of the delivery guys stole my food ;-;
@user-jl2tv3zx6j
@user-jl2tv3zx6j 2 года назад
Can I please, just have my food.
@amazingweirdows7190
@amazingweirdows7190 3 года назад
Please make a part two PLS💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
@notleeftie
@notleeftie 3 года назад
Heavy metal: Me: metal Us: BADDIES 😍
@tianamoody3830
@tianamoody3830 2 года назад
When it says eats delivery driver it gives me the creeps.....
@AlliBearASMRVA
@AlliBearASMRVA 2 года назад
In this economy? You know he has a point…
@yancon2862
@yancon2862 2 года назад
AlliBear! So glad you decided to drop by.
@AlliBearASMRVA
@AlliBearASMRVA 2 года назад
@@yancon2862 always happy to listen to one of your audios 🥰
@donutdonut9907
@donutdonut9907 3 года назад
Leave Uber eats alone 🙁
@amberg4131
@amberg4131 10 месяцев назад
Daniel has that Nightwatcher Jake Gyllenhaal vibe😅 Alas my dream job as a kid was to be a bagger at Hannaford(s/-/it you not: just something I thought was soooooooooo cool as a kid. Yes I know I’m weird. Maybe the perfect match or total opposite girl version of Daniel😅
@onemorekittenplease7805
@onemorekittenplease7805 3 года назад
Dam Danielle!!!
@ff_5678
@ff_5678 2 года назад
Dude I just want my food
@sakurac.c7448
@sakurac.c7448 3 года назад
Amazing video😄😄😄😺 new subscriber here
@yxami2552
@yxami2552 3 года назад
omg and I love using Uber eats 😧
@ikumisan101
@ikumisan101 3 года назад
Im a Taurus too hehe
@charlotte.r.d5612
@charlotte.r.d5612 3 года назад
I’m literally a Taurus, and my birthday is on may 4th…..what 🙃
@psych0sis411
@psych0sis411 2 года назад
Hey bro you're very nice and this food is wonderful but what the hell did you do with my orange chicken
@Ray-tv3yb
@Ray-tv3yb 3 года назад
Ok so ….I’m a Taurus , I’m born on 24 april and I love heavy metal 😍😍😍
@EmeraldAshesAudio
@EmeraldAshesAudio Год назад
Pay no attention to the videos on my channel. I assure you that we Tauruses are steadfast and loyal, and there's no need to look in the basement freezer. It is empty.
@yancon2862
@yancon2862 Год назад
If you say, so. I'm a Sagittarius myself, although I have no idea what that means since I don't research Zodiac signs. (Although I did look them up to see which one would be most fitting for a yandere, which is how I chose to make this character a Taurus!)
@loonauo
@loonauo 3 года назад
Double homicide
@bereaux94
@bereaux94 3 года назад
Lol this is scary because I do order from uber eats
@gataay
@gataay 2 года назад
Thou shall never know my weight
@yancon2862
@yancon2862 2 года назад
Understandable.
@gataay
@gataay 2 года назад
@@yancon2862 Only my therapist and doctor
@karinaherrera6755
@karinaherrera6755 2 года назад
Yandere : trying to start a conversation me: dude can I just have my food😅😅😅
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