MAD MAX WITH SPIDERS | Crossout 

Thanks alot for the shoutout Badger :)

"You get away from me you god-damned hooligan" is one of the funniest things I've heard. Thank you for sharing

"Oh he's shilling out again with another sponsored video." *badger supplexes a tank* "You know what, I'm okay with this"

Badger: “now you can copy my creation and use it yourself” WHO THE HELL HAS 4 PORCUPINES

"Virtually limitless creativity!" Only if you're willing to pay or grind till you die of old age

BadgerCon will include a battle Royale mode

10:57 "mess with the crabo, you get a stabo" -Therussianbadger 2018

"What's a better name for something that launches burning barrels of oil" How about Deepwater Horizon?

6:55 Eekaj just freaks the hell out as a spider scuttles toward his Jeep.

Badger failed to mention that unless your willing to pay, it takes hours to even get an okay vehicle that's any different than the default vehicle.

13:08 when badger slides a rail of glock

3:58 "That way, the game avoids matching up-" Cuts to an ad for Polaris brand ATVs, followed by a War Thunder ad. Bloody hilarious, better timing doesn't exist.

*Disclaimer:* It takes 9 months to grind a single grey machine gun!

"Almost limitless amount of parts" Breh, the only person who can say that is someone who gets given a creator account for Crossout, crafting even half-decent stuff takes a LOT of effort

"You get away from me you goddamn H O O L I G A N" I'm fucking dying

Can we all appreciate Badger's creativity with his vehicles? He made a machine eating spider that cooks it's meal as it's eating it, and a hovership that effectively suplexes anything it grabs. I don't think I could ever come up with anything like those.

"Endless amounts of parts" Yeah when you have super mega account granted from Gaijin. Not smashing the game since i'm playing it right now, but this potrayal of the game is a bit wrong since it takes an INSANE amount of time to get all of this stuff.

DREAD IT. RUN FROM IT. DESTINY ALWAYS ARRIVES.

ah yes crossout, also called ''pay to win with robots'' or ''don't touch grass for years if you want a couple of pieces''

You can tell he's using a promo account (besides being sponsored), because at 9:29 he has 10x of every weapon on the screen, let alone the storage space in the lower right. I love this game, it's just sad that you basically need a promo account to have real fun with it or empty your entire bank account.

0:35 Dread It Run From It Destiny Always Arives Xdd

*Now this is POD RACING.*

If Badger was put in charge of designing military vehicles, we'd be seeing mechanical flamer-wielding spiders walking around the battlefield instead of M1A2s Abrams.

That barrel launcher was a masterpiece Edit: That grapple spider was a masterpiece Edit 2: That flipping bot was a masterpiece Edit 3: That ground pound looping car was a masterpiece Edit 4: This whole video is a masterpiece

"It'll probably take you a while" Understatement of the century. I get that Badger's video's are meant to show the good side of the games he plays and how much fun you can have, but he sadly fails to convey how long or how much it'll take you to get to the level of fun he's having. Having played the game myself, I will say that the game is fun, even though I'm only level 7 now, but the PVP is very aggrivating for new players as you can be stuck with a basic vehicle layout while other people got the good weapons and armor because they payed for it and are now far more successful. Also I seem to have trash luck with having teams that are INCOMPETENT. For new players, I recommend sticking to playing Raid mode till you can actually get some good gear, OR be ready to treat it like a real game and pay at the least $60 to get yourself some good end game gear.

Limitless if you have a press account that is

2:00 I love the “Alien” reference. “It’s game over man!”

Someone really took the phrase 'more dakka' and made it a game. Absolute unit

14:30 leave it to buger to make a fidget spinner...

"You get away from me you goddam hooligan."

13:00 this had me cracking up😂.

I was begining to think this was the perfect game for my friends and I, but then I realised it was F2P and there would be a shit ton of grinding. If it was a paid game that really let you create stuff like you did in the video I would 100% buy it. Such a shame too, it seems like a really fun game.

I WISH I had all those parts but das expensive

SO YOU TELLIN ME *SMACKS LIPS* *EATS A SKITTLE* *SAVE A COPY OF LEGO STAR WARS II TO AN SD CARD* nah we gotta crank that up farther SO YOU’RE TELLING ME *EATS A SKITTLE* *COMMITS TREASON* SO YOU TELLING ME *BREAKS MIC*

"Oh yay I have APC wheels, *TIGHT TURNS!* " Badger: "And I have your life."

I simply don't get why, but "YOU GET AWAY FROM ME YOU GODDAMN HOOLIGAN!" gets me EVERY time.

A pretty good representation of the game apart from a couple things. First of all, basically all of those parts Badger has, will cost A LOT of money, if you were to want them all in the game. I'm talking over $100. Now, there are crafting and trading systems in the game, so it is possible to slowly start grinding for in-game currency, but as the stock in the market of the game stands right now, it will be extremely tedious and time consuming. Then there's the fact that they keep coming out with a lot of new things in a pretty constant fashion, but the problem is that almost all of it costs so much in game, that it's almost pointless to grind for it. There's also another problem that can be found, if you play on PS4 (could be other platforms as well, but I have no experience on them, so I don't know). When your vehicle's power score starts going over 4000, the matchmaking gets screwed. After you pass those sort of levels with your vehicle, you'll get matched up with other players that have way more power score on their vehicles, than you do. The worst I've seen personally, were over 12,000 power score, when I was at around 5,600. This is most likely caused by the relatively small player base, which is basically devided into two levels: people who paid, and people who didn't. This is very frustrating, since basically it's creating a limit to how much you can build your vehicle. Even if you were capable of building something awesome, you can't, because you're going to get utterly fucked in the match making. Even as someone who used about $30 on the game (on a pack that was $50 without the discount), I'm not getting much use out of it. So a problematic game, since like Badger also mentioned, it's really, really fun free-to-play game, especially with friends. But only to a point. And at that point you have to decide wether to pay or not.

You should definitely do more crossout badger

The blender is the most amazing creation I think I've ever seen

"YOU GET AWAY FROM ME YOU GODDAMN HOOLIGAN." Gets me every time. XD

Please make more videos on crossout, this had me crying laughing

"The only thing scarier than purging a foul spider with fire is a foul spider about to purge you with fire." I want this game... So much...

14:29 i cannot be the only person singing beyblade to this.

14:25 anyone who played CoD Black ops 1 ascension is sweating right now

I downloaded this game and played it for a bit cause it looked super fun based on this video. What I found is that to get basically half of just one of the vehicles Badger plays with could cost well over $50. The paywalls are huge and the grinding seems to be pointless. The gimmicks (like the howitzer gun) are fun for a an hour or so but once you realize how long it will take to get anything from this video, it will make you stop playing.

Wanna play... uhhhhh *Mad Max w/ SPIDERS*

13:47 no, he’s eating a brand new bar of soap

3:30 I don't know if I'm seeing things but I'm pretty sure he shot out a VanossGaming logo.

Badger doesn't even know how much grinding it takes to get one of those explosive barrel launchers :/

Little hint, you start out like eekaj without a sponsored account and you'll take quiete some time to reach the level of stuff badger has. So dont expect anything like that in the first 30h. This game is fun! But very grindy.

7:56 my uncle when I try to run away from him:

0:36 Me approaching the enemy team as an übercharged phlog pyro

usually don't like non siege vids as much as your siege videos... but holy shit this is beautiful keep posting crossout video

This is not what i imagined rage 2 to be like

I had an ad whee it said “I was” and then I skipped it and then at 4:01 it’s just the best thing ever

It’s funny how everyone looks amazing yet Ekajj is the only one that looks like how you are when you start the game

Please do more videos with this game I was laughing my ass off throughout the entire video

Damn, being able to one-shot everything as a massive fidget spinner may be a bit too OP

Watching badger improve is machines is like watching an animal evolve in real time, it is infinitely fascinating.

7:44 The natural mating of spider cars

And also thousands of hours of grinding. Don’t forget that.

limitless creativity .... when u pay them money

@13:25 That would have been perfect if she said after he exploded "I'm going to go home and rethink my life."

The Aliens reference at the start was nice.

6:36 Lucas getting some major firepower.

10:35 "He's like a Battlebot!" aww yis, best show ever.

This was I think the first vid I saw of bager's. Still frickin hilarious.

0:36 the best line ever said

I just now recognized Lucas the Spider in the Breaking News image. *I KNOW THAT SPIDER!!! BAD, LUCAS, BAD!!!*

Okay, tbh, this is good game, but it's f2p, so in order to ride cool vehicles like Badjur did in this video, you will have to either invest real money into it, or invest time. A LOT OF TIME. And you won't have all the stuff, like he did, you won't experiment and laugh, because you will have to carefully choose, what stuff you want and waste MONTHS slowly crawling towards your goal, farming money and components in order to buy and craft stuff. The game is designed around making you say "fuck it, I'll throw them ten bucks", and then you waste a hundred more. As someone said, it is not Pay to Win, it's Pay to Skip.

That helicopter contraption at the end was easily the funniest thing I’ve seen today

This game has had some significant changes since this video came out 😅 You don’t need to wait 24 hours to change factions now (thank god) but uh.. you also need to unlock/craft practically everything.

I knew you were sponsored because there’s no way you would grind for the stuff in the intro

When Badger started throwing guys around, all i could think of was "c'mon and slam, and welcome to the jam!"

I love just getting blitzed and going on youtube and watching nothing but badger for hours. It's a fucking vibe dude, keep it up

Amazing game and video but I think the sponsor is what made him forget to say this is a credit card game.

leave it to badger to make a giant robot vehicle that RKO's other vehicles XD

"Now THIS is podracing" Can't fail with a good prequel meme

0:13 I love this character's eyes.

"Virtually limitless creativity" I'll admit I took that with a grain of salt, considering the number of similar games I've seen. But starting at 10:25 just amazed me.

i watched this 4 times in a row and i come back CONSTANTLY this is my favorite video you made by FAR

Wow I haven't laughed like this in a long time. So thank you for reviving me from my meditative dead status.

Your video made me love this game so much! Thank you.

I need you to play more of this I died while watching this vid 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

WE BURN THE HERETIC WE BURN THEM IN HOLY HELL FIRE FOR THE EMPEROR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Edit: Thanks for 133 likes

0:03 I never thought you could do a German suplex with a CAR but badger works in mysterious ways

This made me laugh so hard 😂 keep up the good work 👍

*_YOUGETAWAYFROMMEYOUGODDAMNHOOLIGAN_*

When he says you will say “oh my god” when you go to the garage he really means you will say that because of the lack of parts you have and you have to make things like 3 wheels, 8 wheels and 1 gun, etc

"GET BACK HERE I WANNA GET ON YOUR FACE" - TheRussianBadger 2018

That spinning stick at the end ROCKS! 👍

13:20 Star wars episode II Odi-wan "Don't sell me any death sticks"

My spoiler gives me rep too _Snape Kills Dumbledore_

This very last one, the Spinner, being thrown into the battle by a rocket freak teammate would be absolutely bonkers.

Thanks for the basics, Badger!!!

I've been sick for the past few days and for the last two days I've been almost non-stop dry heaving for the past two days so my rib cage feels like someone smashed it with a damn sledge hammer thankfully today I haven't start heaving but after watching this video Badger I laughed so hard and long my body didn't know if I was laughing or dry heaving again because of the pain so thanks to ya I'm on my third day of trash but believe me if I have feel this amount pain to get a good laugh I'd happily do it again, keep up the great work dude!

14:28 Is it weird that I immediately had the Beyblade theme start playing in my head?

lol the guy at 10:10 is a genius

i think we've found the next level of weaponized fidget spinners

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