Madame Vivelda - SNL 

@BaLLsDeePinBuTTs I’m not, but thank you I guess

@@SimpForNatty ikr

@@SimpForNatty on a call now or p

Same here lmaoooooo

She was probably reffering to Covid! 😂😂 "I don't want to get it from a bag of Dorritos" 🤷🤷

YES! her palm reading style is BEAUTIFUL

Definitely! It’s not ever yet!

Yes but not until October ‘21, to do a prediction of 2021! XD

Came on to comment for this reason. PERFECT reoccurring character thats topical and funny.

Lol! Gotta have more of her readings! 😂

I actually stopped talking to two friends because one went to a baby shower and the other to a restaurant with other idiot friends right at the height of the pandemic. I just didn't know they could be so selfish and irresponsible with other people's lives. It was terrifying to watch and they bragged about it on Facebook.

@@DrReginaldFinleySr oh, I totally get it. But just think about back in 2019 if someone had told you dining in or out was a serious make or break decision, it’d be impossible to fathom. We are living in very strange times. I look forward to the return of normalcy and will enjoy not having to think about the ethics of dining in or out or what doing so says about my friends.

I have stopped talking to ppl and family bc of that and for going to the gym 😂😂

THE WAY THIS MAKES SENSE NOW

@@DrReginaldFinleySr ... this is supposed to be a comedy show. So I’m gonna judge this on comedy. ... it sucked.

And with Covid19 she nailed it. No concerts 😂

Right on the spot!!!

Monday colouring! Tuesday colouring! Everyday colouring! 😂😂😅 All I see is colouring! 😂😂😂

I just want to have a reschedule date for my BTS concert

Would love to see your work! 🦋🌷

I had tickets for Rage Against The Machine. That hit where it hurts.

@@dwaynerichardson5380 i want to cry for you...😪

I even bought fun smell markers to color with this year, I’m 40! lol

Her accent is EVERYTHING!!!!

I randomly answer any questions now with "of course i don't color"

@@michaelwillis2032 I understand!!!!!

Me toooooo!!! Love it!!! Lol 😂

2:08

I didn't hear it

I heard it

I heard "you do!"

Gold. Kate looks like she's trying so hard not to crack up during this entire skit and it's great.

😂😂😂

Back in April Me and my roommate would come home from shopping and use lysol on all the dry goods. Lmao

My mom uses bleach.

Is this comment section nothing but bots quoting a video? Anyone who reads these comments needs to understand that not one of these dinosaur shows has any viewers. SNL is only still on TV because it is used as a propaganda tool to push anti-trump clips or sell whatever globohomo hell they want us to adopt next.

Stop. Please. is being a virgin not enough for you?

@PhotoGeorge And imagine telling your 2019 self about 2020 Rush. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

So cute 😍

@PurpleKnight 737 2:29

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

we all died 😂

I think Kate was flirting with Adele

@WD Vinco it's not the same as it used to be. I don't find it very user friendly anymore.

@WD Vinco it's always been a shitty app

Why the fuck would I use any of those? I don't want my family to look at my messy face and room. I can chat, maybe voice chat. Why bother with video?

@@lajoswinkler great point. I've thought that a number of times. But you could always turn the camera away from the mess... oh, but you are right, it is easier if you don't have to worry about that.

@@AvgJane19 zoom is worse

And the little nose boop too

Just now?

Signs of a shitshow Presidency, the number of Cabinet Secretaries you can name.

Because SNL is for democratic leftist liberals

@@Acinom34 Ponce definition: a man who lives off a prostitute's earnings. Makes sense.

@@Acinom34 And yet here your raggedy ass is.

That beautiful cockney accent

i had to replay it. i had no idea what she said

Aimee k Nice

Wow, your phonetics are amazing

Tottenham lass. Atta girl

Except for students because my school for example had the app on our school webpage for about 2 years already

@@aaronjordan7602 and IT employees

And employees at startups /on the West Coast

In November 2019, our Firm started a disaster relief team to make plans for a possible pandemic because of the cases in Wuhan, China. Part of our preparations was to try Zoom. Senior staff didn't want to try it but it was mandatory training. I didn't like it because I hate video calling (and hate combing my hair 🤣). By February 2020, everyone understood why the training was mandatory. I have great respect for our management. They prepared us and we transitioned to remote work smoothly. 👍

Dude I didn't even know Wuhan was a major city in China

wait no i don't get it 😭😭

@@Jade-fp1dq ooooohhhhhh tysm, i was super confused

The transphobia from her is ✨ sickening ✨

@@lukedavis5727 ✨agreed✨

@@lukedavis5727 yeah i remember dan&emma talking about it but i never heard anything about it after that

I was planning to go to Paris in August. For real. I sure could relate to that line!

I was planning to go to Barcelona in August and that went right out the window

I was going to New York to sing at Carnegie Hall with a choir in May 🤷🏻‍♀️ fml

You pee in the bag, he pees in the bag, and on and on until... KENTUCKY!!!

@@nannetteralphs9042 KUN-TUCK-EEEEEEE

Use MORE soap and let it air dry outside 😭😭🤣🤣

The soap skipped over my head till I realize that people had been doing that omg Hahahaha

I have anti viral cleaning wipes

Or wiping it with alcohol sanitizer

from germany...YES i did...

My favorite line of the night.

Why do bots always post quotes? We get it, you are paid by the show to comment on videos. It's not funny. It wasnt funny the first time. It was gae.

@@snoopy_90s Mine too, because it was so true. I certainly couldn't have named the Postmaster General until 2020 and I live in DC.

@@LilWhitePrivileged I'm no bot and i loved the line. Are you feeling cranky cause, damn, you are acting like the troll. This kind of post you are so enraged with does no damage but your rage does. As does your decision to use the word gay, artfully misspelled, as a homophobic slur. To you. Breathe. Be cool.

Someone please explain this one, I'm not current on cultural topics, not bc of this plague tho, it's just my thing to be perpetually uninterested/unaware of world matters

Are you saying 'color' because she's gone blacked?

Ever since she did that Jamba Juice bit on Ellen, I’ve been praying for her to host SNL. She also did a thing where she went undercover as an Adele impersonator. She’s such a natural at acting! I hope she returns to host SNL this season in support of her new album!

SHE DONT CULAH!

She has some serious comedy chops

@@Make_AWish really? Color me surprised.

I laughed the entire skit. This was brilliant 😂😂

So I'm thinking covid germs. Then I read your post. Did I miss the point?

@@janenickris No, you got it...

"I'm still not sure why I'm washing chips next year"!!! Me too girl...

she’s hilarious and it’s because this was the dress rehearsal 😂😂

Can we point out that her reading for her was pretty damn accurate. Ha ha Ha

Yes!!! That made me laugh the hardest

You caught that one....lol

I didn’t see that where was it

lol yes! especially with the cleaning of the chips bag.

If only 🎱🔮

people in 2019: this was a weird sketch people in 2020: how young and innocent we were

The coloring bit 😭

Ikr

PLEASE make this a recurring character lmao

This is honestly one of her best skits. She is amazing.

Kate does that too often. She ruins all good sketches. She should be more serious.

​@Pelin Kizilkus she does

​@@GalacticPossumreally?

LGBTQ Nation rise up.

@@kenyamooreswhitefridge calm down. I just said her reaction was funny. Nothing about sexual orientation.

They are calm, and Kate is gay. But I don’t know why they said that

@@kenyamooreswhitefridge does being a lesbian while trans makes you straight?

@@AliShuktu I'd like to ask that question to Jenner

Me, too! I'd rather be paranoid and still here.

Me when I come back from the store 😂 ahhhh this is terribleeeee😂

@Through the eyes of a teenage girl do you really not know that your immune system protects you? If you didn't grow up in a bubble, then your immune system works, just like most people in the world. High risk people are the elderly or immune compromised, not some 25 year old generally healthy person. And even then, they aren't powerless. How One Doctor Successfully Treated COVID-19 Patients With Nutritional and Oxidative Therapies www.newsmax.com/health/health-news/covid-19-immune-system-natural-health/2020/07/22/id/978426/ Everyone needs to start living their lives again, because all this stuff is and HAS been overreactions. It needs to stop.

@@w1975b you know your immune system is not some kind of magic bubble? And even people who survive it have long term organ damage and other health problems?

My Mom sprays Lysol on everythinggg!! My Dad doesn't complain anymore, just puts on a mask and waits for the fumes to dissipate. I'm just hoping the 24 cans I got her last till spring.

That bit gets you but not the switch to a cockney accent when she talks about the colouring book?! 😂

She was 🤏 this close to kissing her 😳

Yep.. Thought I was the only one thinking that lol

RIGHT i thought maybe it was my gay reaching but yeeeahahhhh

Yeah their totally gonna scissor!!!

Well, Adele is bi, apparently. And it's been a while since Kate Mckinnon made out with Wonder Woman.

My thought too. And when she touches Adele’s face. 😂

degenerate hand holding

@@angelobasile7833 yes, it usually starts with innocent hand holding, but that too often turns into light petting, which too often graduates to hand jobs...

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

For the LOVE of GOD. Please stop trying to go to Paris!! 😂😂

I'd cancel now and try to get a refund. You're not going anywhere until 2022-23.

My parents 50th Anniversary was in April. Party was cancelled & the family cruise to Europe in August also cancelled. Rescheduled for May 2021, but with the new lockdowns over there, who knows. Sorry about Notre Dame. Got to see it in Oct 2017 & consider myself so lucky.

Mental note: Do not plan to go France in June 2021 - got it, thanks!

The vaccine won't be available until at least the middle to late (June-December) 2021 and enough people won't get it for at least a couple months after the first doses are given... so. I wouldn't count on Paris in June next year being possible. Sorry.

I was searching for this comment

i gasped with horror-

Lmaooo 🤣🤣🤣

Weknowdis!

Therapy for what? Does she have like cancer or something?

@@Mdriver1981 She has the 2020s

Yes, and mine too. 😂😏😷

That's pretty much my life now.

Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday ah!

@@tamjac10 Haha! Me too! I laughed so hard on that one! Never thought SNL would call it. Lol

i mean it still is a bit overly dramatic... not every place is in complete lockdown all the time...

XD

I meant that was dumb lol Restaurants are open and I wear a mask and it helps stimulate the economy

@@elise6970 Or just get takeout, much less risk and you're still supporting the economy

@@Asterius_101 big brain moves right there. Why take a chance just to eat at a restaurant with other people who arent wearing mask because they are eating. No thanks. Ill eat in the comfort of my own home and if i want to eat outside. Ill go on porch lol

Lol yes

So true

Things will get better.

We are allllllllllll in it!😔😭

I heard it as zoo and got so confused

… and his wiener is definitely out!

.... And.. sometimes stare at the wall while remembering all the times we declined to meeting up with friends and Family, while also realizing that those chances have jus become slimmer than before.😒

"Wait, what month is it?"

@@morbidmarz3710 wow! Reading your thoughtful comments made wading through the angry, homophobic, judgemental, intolerant comments worth it. Suddenly, a flower appears in the desert sand of what serves as my social structure w/251 days of solitary quarantine and no changes to the situation on the horizon. Thank you.

I'm enjoying it.

@@____uncompetative -- Yes, of course. Quarantine = introverts' paradise. 😁👍

With the way educational systems are regressing... yeah they probably will think that ;)

True

Facts

I’m a psychic and laughed my ass off at this.

Imagine getting this 7 yrs prior lol

My ancestors are from Paris, Kentucky. His name is Daniel Shawshank, and he was the first distiller of Kentucky bourbon!! 🥃

Why is SNL always shittin' on Kentucky?

Thanks! Now I got the joke 😂

I WAS LEGIT WONDERING WHY KENTUCKY

@@pr9551 Kentucky continues to reelect Mitch McConnell, the Senate Majority Leader.

LMAO

That was right at the beginning.

Same.

That's every student that recently graduated college. my 20's are being ruined by this virus.

same and college distant learning isn’t fun either...

@@lenascharnreitner2739 I am old, 74, and understand the necessity for restrictions, but I truly have felt awful for people your age while this has gone on. It just isn’t normal for young people to be so constrained in their activities. I would not have done well, not to mention that I was supporting myself then and would have been broke. Sucks.

"2020 is going to be our year!" Flag! FLAG FLAG FLAG! I cannot believe they made such a rookie mistake and doomed us all. It's like saying "at least it's not raining" or "Don't worry, I'll be fine!"

@Paul Brewster Cool trivia👍 Adele's got it ALL

I don't think I knew back then that we even HAD a postmaster general... it sounds so old-timey I dunno

i was confused by that joke what did it mean?

@@hihi-ug1fc The US postmaster general, Louis DeJoy, was appointed by Trump (b/c he gave Trump a lot of campaign $$$) and basically DeJoy decided to implement a bunch of "cost-saving" mechanisms that shut down mail-sorting machines and removed USPS mailboxes around the country. This caused mail delays/chaos and whatnot, with an election depending on vote-by-mail just around the corner (hmmmmmmmm seems legit) and Trump wouldn't give the post office (a govt agency like the FBI, HUD, CIA or DHS) enough funding. This resulted in people buying more stamps (which help fund the post office) to keep it going out of spite towards DeJoy.

You should be pleased to know that recent studies have not found any indication of transmission by packages/products yet. The main methods are still aerosolised virus and droplets. The remnants of virus found on packages, surfaces etc were not able to be cultured (replicated) in lab. Early studies examined how long the virus survives in pristine lab conditions, not in regular environment with moisture, air, sunlight etc where it dies off quickly.

You're unstable....

@@jasondoe5741 LOL thanks

It’s okay. As the skit alludes to, we have all done, said and imagined things we never ever, ever...could have...before 2020.

I just found it hilarious how she suddenly switched her accent when she said that

This is SNL, you know they will run this into the ground now probably.

You mean, in the past

@@ChaseHLee oh well.. I stand corrected 😂

yeah, I'm concerned they run this in the ground but it looks genius

I understand why everybody wants more of it, but I'm not sure it would work. The whole joke hangs from two hooks (a) us realizing at the last minute that future for the characters is past for us and (b) us going through this huge worldwide thing that none of us knew was coming. Maybe, maybe if they did like The War in Words and had a different time period, but I think even then it wouldn't hit the same as this time, when we saw neither the sketch nor the pandemic coming.

Surgery

Adele always had a nice face

She always had great bone structure.

@@annmitchell4663 We just couldn't see it under all that fat!

@@jeffrobdine you could. She always had it but yeah with fat

Why am I washing Doritos? 😂

The dropping their friend for eating in a restaurant was the best & also the rash on figure reminded me of my dad since this whole pandemic any little thing that he notice that’s wrong with him he literally drives me & my mom crazy asking what do you think is it covid 🤣😂😅🥲😓 god I hate this fucking pandemic I can’t take it anymore

The Adele Africa skit is better!!!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That was my favorite part because it is so true 😂

he ain't done yet...

That greedy bastard needs to be outed A.S.A.P.!

Holy crap. I didn't even know that was Adele.

@@MiTmite9 she looks so damn good now

I love it when she sticks her little tongue out at Kate 🤣😜

@@LisaAyreSmith Timestamp?

2:29

You get The Most Observant award

The version of this skit that aired on tv had her hair in pony tail the whole time... it’s so weird to realize that they have multiple versions of each skit filmed and might not post the same one that aired 🧐

I’m guessing they perform and record the skit multiple times and cut together the best jokes/takes.

@@christianstordahl8688 I watched it back bc it was still on my dvr and it’s pretty much the same. Can’t really tell the difference besides the weird wig... I was under the impression that they post here the version that aired so this is an interesting discovery (interesting to me anyway, I’m weird 🤪)

I’m glad you mentioned that . I was confused 😂😂

September was actually pretty tame compared to the rest of the year lol

At this point I actually forgot everything that happened last year

I'm starting to feel like we are all in a long version of The Twilight Zone! Where's the creature tearing the plane wing apart, I'm sure that will be next!!😂

The reason we have Wikipedia is so we can all look up what happened 86 years ago in 2019

If I had a time machine, I'd go back and invest BIG TIME in Zoom.

HEr hair. Think it"s all hers?

@@Warmfireandtea Who mentioned her hair? Why tf does that matter?

We all are

There was definitely something there. Adele was trying not to giggle, but that eye contact... Yep, and I'd love to see it. Adele is so funny herself, she and Kate would never stop laughing. Not a bad way to deal with this damn virus.

idk, why

Because you can see the chemistry between them at 2:29 to 2:34. Watch closely 😉

Adele has massive stage fright, it would not be surprising for Kate to find a way to make stage performing fun for her to break through the anxiety.

She was trying to seduce her

I think Kate was most excited about Jessica Chastaine. Her energy in that episode is unprecedented.

@@sharhenley ok but why is no one mentioning gal gadot in this XD

I love how they’re making her a repeating joke 🤣

jinsoul!

Loved it! (BTW: Potterhead and Orbit? Taste!)

Just let the woman have her own opinions.

@@gabygabytoy5612 not if they’re transphobic xx

I kinda really did tho lol

Unfortunately 😒

@@naturallydope6971 I've found really beautiful people that I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have found otherwise. So I guess I gotta thank 2020

I didn't, but I didn't think it would be THIS BAD

Totally agree, my list includes a stack of not-good-for-you books, several bottles w/ long straws, sweat shirts, who needs pants, baggy socks, no need for shoes, hair spray or gel, bras, make up, however do buy a weighted blanket for my couch~nest...

Me, finally travelling to Asia ...

Lol! I though thought I was going to be partying and traveling too.

there goes my trip to Europe 😭

Wait, did you say A bottle of liquor? As in one? Lol..

She's super 👍🏾

Yeah then we can tear them down like they tore down all our other statues.

@xxGodx yeah Kate McKinnon is so much more worthy of a statue than Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson and George Washington. Geniuses in this country.

@xxGodx coz like Balto the dog she brings the medicine of joy to our people

@xxGodx Lincoln statue torn down in Portland www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/portland-protesters-tear-down-statues-abraham-lincoln-theodore-roosevelt-n1242913

rachaeleigh, I just hope 2021 isn't worse, and we missed our chance to have fun in 2020. Yes, I just got dark! And, I can't find my poncho...it keeps me warm while allowing me to use my hands for washing dishes, the dishes my kids were supposed to wash, probably in 2019!

Ravhaeleigh Pretty

@@noneofyourbusiness302 I feel you I have ropes, sweaters, and hoodies that go under my hazmat suit while I'm taking out the trash or getting something from doordash, or when I pick up my Amazon packages. I swear I never thought I'd have to spend 20 minutes preparing to get out thrash when that normally takes 5 minutes. I can't wait for this to over. I miss breathing normally.😷😷😷

When Adele says "I am coming up for a big promotion in March..."

@HOPE FULL I agree I thought the same thing we can a fresh start with a new decade..than March came😤😭😔😖😷🤕🤒

Adele's nails. omg.

I want McKinnon to stroke my face and gaze lovingly at me like she did with Adele, it was soo intimate

Too bad it's like a worse copy of Julie Nolke's video on RU-vid. 17 million views and snl did it way worse.

KFC bucket would be easier than a bag and might actually improve the flavor. Call it Melania’s marinade.

Why not just get out and pee on the side of the road in the country?! Guys have it easy.

I got left behind in a gas station bathroom on a two car road trip to Tennessee in college, at a time when cell phones weren't yet widely used. I certainly didn't have one, at any rate.

@@subman23 no one did a head count before getting back on the road? always do a head count!

@@a697ag right?! It's like they'd never seen Home Alone

I scrolled deep into the comments for this one! I’m upset there’s isn’t more toobin ones 😭

I dont get it

I don’t get it either

Then can I borrow any spare acrylic paints.

pathetic lol

Please scream inside your heart.

Also we swear a lot, gain weight, get pregnant, and realize that we hate our spouses after being stuck with them for over a month.

Accurate. We’re all trapped with our thoughts

Methinks we'll being having this video again in 2021 and thinking, oh, remember when we were just in lockdown WITHOUT a civil war in the streets? :( Seriously try to enjoy the rest of this year, my friends.

@@danielbeshers1689 Done. And done. And done, and... I think you get the point. Some friends of mine used to cope with stress, heartbreak and other stuff too hard to hold in by buying a bunch of old, chipped plates and throwing them at a wall somewhere as hard as they could (cleaning up afterwards, of course). They did try to find out of the way places where you could scream as loud as you wanted without bothering anyone - best therapy ever! I think we all need that right now. Somebody needs to organize a safe way to do that, charge enough to cover the plates, and let people in one at a time to just let it go.

Too bad it's a rip off of Julie nolke.... she did it way better on her RU-vid series.

@@ky.000 ..no

@@Jessebadga but it is pretty much what she did months ago...

@@ky.000 oh? She did a sketch about a psychic that told people about the dangers of 2020?

@@Jessebadga she did a sketch where from the future she tells someone about what will happen while being very vague about it.... sound familiar? Full of outrageous almost unbelievable claims meant to be funny. only Julie touched on actual relevant things not just stupid coloring books... maybe watch Julie's videos...

Could you please explain that joke to me? I'm not an American. Why she would ask all her friends to buy stamps?

@@Pati1989 because the postmaster general is one of those jobs most of the general public doesn't know who that person is. This year's postmaster general was a big time donor to the president's campaign and had no experience in running a government agency. Add on top of that the president constantly talking about voter fraud during an election year. All sorts of shenanigans that don't make sense, is what's so funny and not funny at the same time.

@@Pati1989 the trump administration has been attacking the us postal office, especially due to the prevalence of mail-in ballots this election (which trump claims could cause mass voter fraud, although that claim has been proven to be entirely baseless) there's a lot of shit happening with the mail and the election in america and we are all slowly slipping into fascism but it's fine :)

@@Pati1989 Because the Trump-appointed postmaster general was gutting the postal service, so everyone (well, Democrats) encouraged their friends to all buy stamps to make sure the postal service had revenues!

Our post office used to be pretty great, now it's been purposely sabotaged from the top and many average people have problems receiving mail.

Dis we know.

😂😂😂🎶 bloood pres sure 🎵

Yes she see future

Haha 😂

Adele audibly moaned the last time Kate touched her face and my gay ass is like 👀

@@Waggamuffin uh- where??

​@@nternetrat at 2:31 after Kate says "every day coloring." I'm a gay dude but I was still a little into it lol

@@mynameisbeech fuuuuuck HAHHA omfg that's ...powerful

I'd break character too if Kate was staring into my eyes and caressing my face like that :))

can someone explain this to me? lol the joke went over my head.

@@Chris-br9eq She doesnt want to get corona from the bag

@@Chris-br9eq how people are wiping and washing their food after they get it from a market or something bc of Covid

@@JustCallMeBo1 Yes, we always washed the fruit off in water, but now a dollop of washing up liquid goes in the bowl as well.

Her North London accent is pretty much spot-on! (Londoner here!)

I still dont get, why Kentucky?

@@RockinLoud360 I think it is in reference to the mass Exodus from New York City and moving to the country

@@RockinLoud360 - LOOOL!!! I asked the same thing. Why Kentucky???? Is it because it’s in driving distance? I don’t get it, but the skit was hilarious🤣🤣🤣

@@RockinLoud360 There’s some beautiful scenery in the eastern part of the state if you’re into hiking!

Another joke they misserd. "Yes yes, I see you and your partner. You're in the car together." "Oh where are we going?" "You are on a road trip together. A quest?" "A quest? A quest to where? Are we going to my parents finally?" "No. You're on a quest for toilet paper ... in Kentucky ... for a full month's supply."